Fantasy Deva (The Assassin)

[Kamran khan 1077]

Welcome back good to see you

 

[Pradeep singh]

are yr ye kaisa majak kiya th aakash bhai ne pura dil hi toot gya tha. Black bhai ki yad me
Please aaisa majak mat kiya kre.
waiting for next update Bhai.

rahulwa se mile huye bahut wakt ho gya h

 

[Shanu]

welcome back bro...
Good to see u again bro....

 

[Naik]

Update ka intizar h bhai

 

[Xabhi]

Jabarjast update superb story

 

[Naik]

Update please brother

 

[Nevil singh]

ish bemishaal kathanaq ke liye aapka hridey se bahut bahut dhanyawaad lekhak mahodya

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 1

Mera naam Deva hai
Main Mumbai mein rehta hoon
Mere ghar mein paanch log hain
Meri maa meera
Meri badi behen meeta
Graduation kar rahi hai

Usse chhoti payal
Graduation first year mein hai
Uske baad main
12th mein hoon
Aur phir mujhse chhoti kajol
Jo ki abhi tenth mein hai

Mere dad nahi hain is duniya mein
Unka dehant ho gaya
Mere janm ke ek mahine baad

Mere papa ka hotel bussines tha
Unke kayi hotels the
Mumbai mein
Ab main Apne baare mein bata doon
Main ek shant swabhaw ka ladka hoon
Aur kaafi kamzor bhi
Mujhe maar peet karna pasand nahi hai
Haan mujhe dar lagta hai
Jab koi mujhpe chillata hai
Toh mera dil zoro se dhadakne lagta hai
Laundo ki bhasha mein meri gaand fatne lagti hai
Aur toh aur kabhi kabhi main behosh ho jaata hoon
Kyunki main jab apni mom ke pet mein tha
Tab main
6 mahine ka tha
Aur 6 mahine mein hi mera janam ho gaya tha

Main 12th ka exam de chuka tha
Aur Apne result ke aane ka wait kar raha tha
Meri badi behen meeta mujhe bilkul bhi pasand nahi karti
Use lagta hai ki main manhoos hoon
Meri wajah se dad ki death hui
Haan payal didi mujhe bahut pyar karti hain
Aur kajol bhi
Lekin woh mujhse jyada meeta didi se pyar karti hain

Mere do dost hain
Ek hai alok
Aur dusra rafiq
Dono mere tabse dost hain
Jabse maine hosh sambhala tha
Abhi main Apne room mein baitha tv dekh raha tha
Ki mujhe alok ka phone aaya
Main..haan bhai
Alok..bhai meri shaadi tay ho gayi
Main.. laude abhi toh tu 18 saal ka hua hai
Alok..main kya karu yaar
Mere Mummy papa ne bachpan mein hi meri shaadi tay kar di thi
Aur ab woh ladki 18 saal ki ho chuki hai
Uske mummy papa ka phone aaya tha ghar pe
Main..yeh toh achchi baat hai
Tu kabse chudai ke liye tadap raha tha
Ab chudai pe chudai
Rafiq..abe. Saale main bhi hoon conference mein
Main..aur randi kya haal hain

Ab darpok bhi gaali galoch karte hain
Rafiq..badhiya hain chhinaal
Main..saale tune pehle rafiq se baat ki
Gaandu chutiye
Rafiq..main uska best friend hoon
Main..toh main kya hoon randi
Alok..are haramkhoro main kya baatein kar raha hoon
Aur tum kya beein karne mein lage ho
Main..saale toh kar le Shaadi
Maine mana kiya hai tujhe
Alok..mujhe nahi karni yaar
Main..sach sach batao
Kahin tum dono ek dusre ki gaand toh nahi maarte ho
Alok.. betichod tu nahi sudhrega
Rafiq..gaand mein dum nahi hai
Hum kisi se kam.nahi
Main..saale phir tune mujhe darpok hone ka taana maara
Teri bhagni ko chodu
Rafiq.. phir tune mujhe yeh gaali di
Main..haan toh kaunsa teri behen ki abhi beti paida hui hai
Rafiq..kabhi toh paida hogi
Main..jab paida hogi
Tab nahi bolunga
Aalok.. re tum dono ki beti chodu
Mere matter ka kuchh Karo
Main..ek hi tareeka hai Shaadi se bachne ka
Aalok..kya
Main..keh de Apne baap se
Ki tu gay hai

Yeh sunke rafiq hansne laga
Aalok..madar
Main..gaand faad dunga
Agar maa ki gaali di hai toh
Kya tay kiya tha humne
Ki hum teeno kabhi ek dusre ki maa behno ko gaali nahi denge
Aalok.. sorry
Lekin yaar main sachmein shaadi nahi karna chahta
Main.. theek hai main aata hoon tere ghar pe
Rafiq..main bhi aaraha hoon
Main..gaand dene ka offer nahi chal raha hai
Jo tu bhi aaraha hai
Rafiq..teri beti chodu
Main..teri poti chodu
Rafiq..teri naatin chodu
Aalok..tumhari biwi chodu
Saalo phir shuru ho gaye tum

Main phone cut kar diya
Saala chutiya
Aur phir main kapde change kiya
Aur meeta didi ke paas gaya
Woh mujhe ghurne lagi
Meri gaand fat gayi
Main.. Didi main aalok ke ghar ja raha hoon
Meeta..tujhe kitni baar bola hai
Mujhse baat mat kiya kar
Main.. sorry didi
Meeta..dafa ho jaa

Main munh latkaye room se bahar aagaya
Ab toh aadat ho gayi hai
Aur phir apni bike uthaya
Aur chal pada aalok ke ghar
Main door bell nahi bajaya
Kyunki mere paas duplicate key thi
Main key se gate khola
Aalok ke ghar mein Uske mom dad uski badi behen woh aur uski chhoti behen thi
Main aalok ki badi behen
Matlab sonam didi ke room mein ghus gaya
Aur gate lock kar diya
Woh mobile chala rahi thi
Tabhi unki najar mujhpe padi
Aur Woh chaunk gayi
Sonam..tu yahan kya kar raha hai
Main..aap se milne
Sonam..aalok ghar mein hi hai
Main..usko maaro goli
Aur jaldi se apni chikni choot dikhao
Sonam..nahi aalok ko pata chala
Toh woh mujhe aur tujhe dono ko maar daalega
Main..nahi pata chalega

Yeh bolke main sonam didi ko kiss karne laga
Aur uski chuchiyo ko dabane laga
Sonam... please chhod na
Mujhe dar lag raha hai

Main sonam didi ki gardan pe kiss karne laga
Sonam..wahan nahi nishaan pad jaayenge
Please deva tujhe meri kasam

Yeh sunke main unhein chhod diya
Aur unhein gusse se dekhne laga
Sonam.. sorry Deva
Lekin tujhe toh pata hai
Aalok kitna gusse waala hai
Main..badi aayi
Jab chudne ka man tha
Toh mujhe pataya
mujhse apni seal tudwayi
Meri seal bhi kha gayi
Aur ab chodne nahi deti ho
Sonam.. please deva mujhse naraz mat ho
Tujhe toh pata hai main tujhse kitna pyar karti hoon
Mujhe bas dar lag raha hai
Main..aur yeh kya chod faila rakhkha hai
Aalok ki shaadi kyun ho rahi hai.
Sonam..aaj kal tu bahut gaali bolne lag gaya hai
Lagta hai meeta ko batana padega
Main..yeh bhi bata dena
Ki kaise aapne mujhe seduce kiya
Sonam..are mera devu
Main toh majak kar rahi hoon
Main..ab kabhi nahi aaunga aapko chodne
Badi harami ho aap

Yeh bolke mein aalok ke room mein ghus gaya
Uski shakal dekhke mujhe itni hansi aayi
Ki main bata nahi sakta
Lekin main apni hansi control kiya
Main..yeh kya haal bana rakhkha hai bhai
Aalok..saala abhi toh main theek se jawan bhi nahi hua hoon
Aur meri shaadi karwa rahe hain
Papa ne maara mujhko

Main..aane de tere papa ko
Main karunga unse baat
Aalok..pakka tu unhein mana lega na
Main..bikul mana lunga
Apne bhai pe bharosa rakh
Thodi der pung khelte hain

Usne mujhe ghur ke dekha
Aalok.. theek hai

Uske baad hum pubg khelne lage
Kareeb ek ghante baad door bell baja
Main samajh gaya
Ki aalok senior aachuka hai
Gaand toh meri bhi fat rahi thi
Behenchod iska baap toh saala aise dekhta hai
Ki agle pal hi jaan se maar dega
Mujhe nahi sabko
Humesha gusse mein hi rehta hai
Main room se bahar Chala gaya
Aur uncle aur aunty ko namaste kiya
Kya maal thi aunty
Kya karu jabse sonam didi ko choda tha
Tabse aunty ko bhi chodne ka man kar raha tha
Yeh galat hai
Sonam didi ne mujhe pataya tha
Woh meri mom ke baare mein aisa sochega
Toh mujhe kaisa lagega
Aunty..are beta tum kab aaye
Main..bas abhi thodi der pehle
Uncle..toh usne tumhein bata diya
Beta agar tumhein bhi uski tarah maar khaani hai
Toh tum is baare mein baat kar sakte ho
Aunty..yeh kaise baat kar rahe hain aap deva se
Uncle..main Apne laal ko achchi tarah jaanta hoon
Usne ise sab bata diya hai
Aur yeh humse baat karne aaya hai
Main..are uncle aap galat samajh rahe hain
Main toh use samjhane aaya tha
Ki agar aapne promise kiya hai
Toh use shaadi karni chahiye
Aakhri aap uske pita hain
Aapki izzat rakhna uska farz banta hai
Uncle..shabash mere bachche mujhe tumse yehi ummid thi
Khadi khadi kya dekh rahi ho
Banao mere bachche ke liye kuchh
Aunty..abhi banati hoon

Uske baad main jaise hi main room mein gaya
Aalok ne gate band kar diya
Aalok..saale dagabaaz

Yeh bolke aalok mujhe maarne laga
Main..abe randi yeh kya kar raha hai
Dard ho raha hai
Abe itni jor se mat maar
Aalok..tujhse toh achchi randi hain
Kam se kam dhokha toh Nahi deti hain
Main..are yaar meri baat toh sun
Aalok.. betichod tu hai hi darpok saale
Main yeh soch bhi kaise liya
Ki tu meri problem solve kar dega
Main..abe saale dard ho raha hai

Behenchod meri body bachpan se hi kamzor thi
Mummy ne mera kayi saalo tak ilaaj karwaya
Lekin hua yeh ki mera Sharir kamzor hi raha
Lekin mere andar zarurat se jyada hermones aagaye
Aur jab se main jawan hua tha
Tabse kisi bhi ladki ke nange ang ko dekhke mera lund khada ho jaata tha
Yahan tak ki hath ko dekhne pe bhi
Yeh baat sirf mujhe pata thi

Itna dard ho raha tha
Ki main rone laga
Mujhe rota dekh usne mujhe maarna band kar diya
Saala tha bhi body builder
Aalok..oh oh bhai jyada jor se lag gayi kya
Main..saale ab main kabhi tere Ghar nahi aaunga
Itni jor se kaun maarta hai
Aalok.. aisa mat bol.yaar
Sorry sorry
La iodex laga doon
Main..bhaag betichod
Main ja raha hoon
Aalok.. sorry bol raha hoon na
Main..laude pe gayi sorry
Aalok.. sorry bola na
Ya phir aur maar khaani hai tujhe

Yeh sunke meri gaand fat gayi
Main..theek hai theek hai
Aalok..ab meri shaadi hoke rahegi
Main.. man mein..saale ab tu dekh
Ab toh teri shaadi hoke rahegi
Behenchod mujhe maarta hai
Abhi bhi dard ho raha tha


Somewhere in russia
Ek ladke ko chair se bandha hua tha
Aur use electric shocked diya ja raha tha
Woh dard se tadap raha tha
Doctor..batao kaun ho tum
Aur yahan kya karne aaye the

Main kuchh nahi bola
Woh mujhe phirse shock dene laga
Doctor..batao warna isi tarah se tadpa tadpa ke maarunga

Yeh sunke main hansne laga
Dev.. doctor main toh kabse maut ko gale lagana chahta hoon
Lekin mujhe maut nahi aati hai

Doctor ke sath uski assistant bhi thi
Uska naam natasha tha
Dev..nice boobs baby

Yeh sunke woh sharmane lagi
Ab hum the hi itne handsome
Doctor..natasha get out
Natasha.. sorry doctor

Aur uske baad natasha bahar chali gayi
Doctor mujhe ghurne laga
Doctor..lagta hai tum aise nahi maanoge
Dev..batata hoon
Doctor..jaldi batao
Dev..mera naam Dev hai
Aur main yahan tumhein maarne aaya tha

Yeh sunke doctor hansne laga
Doctor..tumhein pata hai yahan kitne guards hain
Sabne ek ek hath bhi maara
Toh dum tod doge
Dev.. aisa nahi hoga
Doctor.. kya matlab
Dev..matlab yeh

Aur yeh bolke main apna hath use dikhaya
Woh shocked reh gaya
Main apna dono angutha
Uski aankh mein ghusa diya
Doctor ki cheekh nikal gayi
Main uski gardan pakad ke ghuma diya
Aur doctor mar gaya
Main jaldi se Apne hath ko kaata
Aur usmein se ek chip nikaala
AUR Uske baad use rod Diya
Saare gurads cabin mein ghuste usse pehle hi light chali gayi
Aur guards andar ghuse
Main kuchh guard ko maara
Aur wahan se bhaagne laga
Bhaagte bhaagte main chhat pe pahunch gaya
Roof pe pehle se hi helicopter tha
Jo mera wait kar raha tha
Main rassi ko pakad liya
Tabhi mujhe rachel dikhi
Jo mujhe flying kiss de rahi thi
Main ek secret Assassin's group ka member tha
Humein jise maarne ka order milta
Hum use maar dete
Bina kuchh soche samjhe
Humein training hi aisi di gayi thi
Hum sabke andar emotions nahi the
Pain feel nahi hota tha
Humare andar se dar nikaal diya jaata tha
Tabhi Rachel ne mujhpe gun taan di
Dev..majak achcha hai rachel
Rachel.. sorry dev
Lekin mujhe order mila hai.tumhein maarne ka
Dev..you fucking bitch

rachel ne mujhe shoot kar diya
Goli mere maathe ke paar ho gayi
Main rassi chhod diya
Aur neeche gidne laga
Aur main hosh mein aagaya
Aur idhar udhar dekhne laga
Yeh kahan aagaya hoon main
Yeh kiska room hai
Main bathroom mein ghus gaya
Peshaab karne
Aur uske baad shower karne laga
Deva.. behenchod yeh mere upar paani kaun daal raha hai
Yeh main shower ke neeche kaise aagaya
Dev..yeh mere dimaag mein kiski awaj gunj rahi hai
Deva..are baap re
Yeh kiski awaj hai
Dev..kaun ho tum
Deva..abe tu kaun hai
Aur mere dimaag mein kaise aaya
Dev..yahi baat main tumse puchh sakta hoon
Deva..main deva hoon
Dev..main Dev hoon
Deva..lekin teri awaj mujhe kyun sunayi de rahi hai
Dev.. tumhari awaj bhi mujhe sunayi de rahi hai
Deva..abe kya bakwaas kar raha hai

Dev..main apna chehra mirror mein dekhke shocked reh gaya
Yeh kaun idiot hai
Deva..tu mujhe idiot bol raha hai
Lagta hai main koi sapna dekh raha hoon
Dev..main bhi
Deva..hey bhagwaan kahin main paagal toh nahi ho gaya hoon
Dev..toh tum indian ho
Deva..tu bhi toh hai
Dev..main russian hoon
Deva..aur main pornition
Dev..yeh kaun si jagah hai
Deva.. behenchod meri gaand fat chuki thi
Yeh kya ho raha hai mujhe

Dil joro se dhadakne laga
Aur main rone laga
Dev..shut up
Mard rote nahi hain
Deva..main so jaata hoon phirse

Aur phir main aake so gaya
Dev.. mujhe neend nahi aarahi hai
Deva..Jai hanuman gyan gun saagar
Jai kapis tihun lok ujaagar
Ram doot atulit bal dhaama
Anjani-putra pavan sut naama
Dev..yeh kya bake ja rahe hai
Deva..bajrangbali raksha karo
Lagta hai us betichod aalok ne mere khilaaf jaadu tona karwa diya hai
Bajrangbali bajrangbali

Dev.. maine Apna hath Apne munh pe rakh diya
Deva..main apna hath Apne munh se hatane laga
Dev..tabhi room mein koi ladki aagayi
Deva.. payal didi thi
Good morning didi
Payal.. good morning babu
Kaisa hai mera bachcha

Yeh bolke payal di ne mujhe hug kar liya
Dev..yeh kaun behuda ladki hai
Payal..tune kuchh kaha kya
Deva..nahi toh
Payal..fresh hoke neeche aajaa
Rafiq aaya hai
Deva..abhi aata hoon

Yeh bolke payal didi chali gayi
Main ready ho gaya
Deva..woh meri didi hai
Dev..toh kya naachu main
Deva.. bajrangbali bajrangbali

Dev..main kuchh nahi bola
Kyunki yeh idiot pata nahi kya bole ja raha tha
Deva..mujhe sunayi de raha hai saale
Dev..toh

Main kuchh nahi bola
Aur hall mein chala gaya
Tabhi meri najar meeta didi pe padi
Dev..us ladki ko dekhke mere hosh udd gaye
Mujhe yakèen nahi ho raha tha
Ki koi itni khubsurat bhi ho sakta hai
Meri najar uspe se hat hi nahi rahi thi
Man mein guitar bajne laga
Tabhi usne meri taraf dekha
Aisa laga ki kisi ne teer maar diya ho
Mere dil pe
Deva..saale meri didi hai woh
Jaan se maar dunga
Yeh kya ganda ganda soche ja raha hai
Dev.. shut up
I love her
Deva..gaand faad dunga

Behenchod kahin main aparichit waala ambi toh nahi ban gaya hoon
Kahin yeh meri dusri personality toh nahi hai
Dev.. chup raho mujhe use jee bharke dekh lene do

Deva..main apni najar hatana chahta tha
Lekin hata nahi paa raha tha
Dev..aaj tak maine aisi ladki nahi dekhi
Yahi banegi meri wife
Deva..re behen ke lund paagal ho gaya hai
Saale nikal mere dimaag mein

Tabhi mujhe uske baare mein sab pata chalne laga
Meri gaand fat gayi yeh jaanke
Ki woh ek assassin hai
Dev..aur mujhe yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Ki main world ka best assassin
Aur tum duniya ke sabse darpok insaan
Laanat hai...

hardil aziz update mitr
yeh dev
aur deva
kya lochcha hai bandhu

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 2
didi ne jab dekha ki main unhein ghur ghur ke dekh raha hoon
Toh woh gusse se tilmila gayi

Ab mujhe pata tha ki kyun woh deva ko is tarah ghur rahi thi
Woh use pasand nahi karti
Meri khud samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki main use kyun dekhe ja raha hoon

Main rachel se pyar karta tha
Woh assassin's ke leader ki beti thi
Bachpan se hum dono sath the
Mujhe ab bhi yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Ki usne mujhe shoot kar diya
Uske baap ne mujhse kaha tha
Ki kabhi bhi kisi pe bhi bharosa mat karna
Lekin maine kiya
Aur yeh meri zindagi ki sabse badi galti thi

Abe meri didi ko dekhna band kar
Dekh Nahi raha
Woh kaise mujhe dekh Rahi hain
Bajrangbali raksha karna meri

Is darpok ki baatein sunke main meeta ko dekhna band kar diya
Aur dusri taraf mud gaya
Rafiq..kahan khoya hua hai
Deva..kahin nahi
Tu bata yahan kya kar raha hai
Rafiq..bhool gaya kya ki aaj meri baaji ka birthday hai
Unke liye mujhe gift lena hai
Deva..are haan haan main toh bhool hi gaya tha
Rafiq..chal jaldi
By baaji
Meeta..by rafiq

Aur phir didi mujhe gusse se dekhte hue chali gayi
Waah kamal hai
Bhai se pyar nahi hai
Lekin uske dost se hai

Uske baad main apni bike nikaala
Aur chal diya market ki taraf
Dev..yeh kaunsi jagah hai
Deva.. Mumbai
Dev..aur yeh 20 ki speed pe kyun chala rahe ho
Road toh khaali hai
Deva..kisi ne thok diya toh

Yeh sunke mera khoon khaul gaya
Main speed badhane laga

Abe yeh kya kar raha hai
Kahin accident ho gaya toh
Haddi pasli toot jaayegi

Chup raho ladki bhi tumse fast bike chalati hain

Pata nahi yeh kaun betichod tha
Saala kuchh samajh hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki ho kya raha hai

Tabhi rafiq mere paas aagaya
Rafiq..abe tu kabse itni fast bike chalane laga
Deva..socha aaj fast chalake dekhta hoon
Kaisa lagta hai
Rafiq.. Shabash chhinaal
Ab ki na tune mard waali baat
Deva..randi munh mein de dunga
Aur yeh aalok nahi aaraha hai
Rafiq..nahi woh mujhse baat nahi kar raha hai
Betichod khud apne baap se baat nahi kar paa raha hai
Aur hum jaake karein
Dalal samajh rakhkha hai
Saale ne

Dev..mujhe samajh jaana chahiye tha
Ki tumhara dost bhi tumhare jaisa hoga
Deva..kya matlab
Dev.. Matlab chutiya tum
Chutiya tumhara dost

Behenchod saala ab bejjati kar raha hai
Are main koi jaan bujhke darpok thodi bana hoon
Janm se hi aisa hoon
Toh main kya karu
Aur cheezo mein main loser hi kyun na hoon
Lekin chudai ke maamle mein mujhse best koi nahi hai

Dev.. sorry
Deva..kyun
Dev..mujhe tumpe personal comments nahi karna chahiye tha
Deva.. it's ok
Ab sachchayi yahi hai
Toh kya kar sakte hain
Lekin dekh mujhe Kuch samajh nahi aaraha hai
Ki yeh kya ho raha hai
Tu sachmein mere mind mein hai
Ya phir mera waham
Lekin dobara meri didi ko nahi dekhna
Dev..maine use galat najar se toh nahi dekha
Woh mujhe achchi lagi
Isi liye main use dekh raha tha
Deva..abe saale woh meri didi hai
Dev..meri toh nahi hai

Hum market pahunch gaye
Maine aur rafiq ne nida didi ke liye gift liya
Aur phir rafiq ke ghar ki taraf nikal gaye
Rafiq ke ghar mein 4 log hain
Uske mom dad
Jo lawyers hain high court mein
Uski didi jo graduation final year mein hai
Aur uski chhoti behen rabia
Bahut cute hai
Bahut pyari hai
Woh alag baat hai use dekhke bhi mera lund khada ho jaata hai
Yeh mere bas mein nahi hai
Meri majburi hai
Dev.. apni behno ko dekhke nahi hota khada
Deva..gaand faad dunga
Agar aisi ghatiya baatein ki
Dev..tum hi toh keh rahe ho
Tumhein beemaari hai
Ab beemaari toh sabke liye hoti hai
Deva..chup reh saale
Dev.. bachche main Dekh raha hoon
Kuchh jyada hi bejjati kar rahe ho tum meri


Waise toh main bahut bada fattu hoon
Lekin isse mujhe dar nahi lag raha tha
Kyunki yeh asli tha hi nahi
Dev..toh tumhein lagta hai
Main asli nahi hoon
Deva..haan

Tabhi ek car ne mujhe thok diya
Abhi hum ek bridge cross kar rahe the
Mera balance bigad gaya
Mujhe Yamraaj dikhne laga
Woh car ruk gaya

Maine jab dekha ki bike palatne waali hai
Toh main seedha samandar mein kood gaya
Rafiq ne peeche mudke dekha
Toh uski cheekh nikal gayi
Woh meri bike paas aaaya

Lagta hai aaj main nahi bachunga
Mujhe samajh jaana chahiye tha
Ki aaj meri zindagi ka aakhri din hai
Isi liye mera sath yeh ajeeb haalaat paida ho gaye the
Rafiq mera naam leke cheekh raha tha
Main paani mein gid gaya
Tabhi mera sharir tairne laga
Bilkul kisi fish ki tarah
Behenchod mujhe tairna kahan aata tha
Dev.. mujhe aata hai
Itna khatra toh tab hota hai
Jab main subah uthta hoon
Deva..iska matlab tu sach mein hai
Dev..aur nahi toh kya
Main ek dum real.hoon
Pata nahi kaise lekin meri aatma tumhare sharir mein hai
Deva..iska matlab meri body mein do soul hain
Ek meri aur ek teri
Lekin yeh kaise possible hai
Aisa toh sirf filmo mein hota hai
Dev..mujhe bhi nahi pata
Ki main tumhare sharir mein kaise aagaya

Abe ek gante se tair raha hai
Thak gaya toh main mar jaaunga

Yeh bolke main rone laga
Dev..ek baar aur agar tumhare rone ki awaj aur suni maine
Toh main khud hi tairna band kar dunga
Deva.. sorry sorry
Dev..us haramzaadi ko chhodunga nahi
Jisne humari bike thoki hai
I am gonna cut her fucking throat
Deva..abe paagal hai kya
Dev..main kisi ko maaf nahi karta
Jo mujhe hurt karne ki koshish kare

Udhar rafiq ne meri mom ko phone kar diya
Woh abhi Apne office mein thi
Yeh sunte hi unki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur unhone Turant commissioner ko phone laga diya
Aur khud bhi us bridge ki taraf chal PADI
Uske baad jab rafiq us car ke paas gaya
Toh usne dekha
Ki drive kar rahi ladki ke maathe se khoon nikal raha hai
Aur woh Behosh thi
Rafiq ne police ko phone kar diya
Traffic jammed ho chuka tha
Kayi gaadi line mein lagi hui thi
Kuchh der mein police aagayi
Meri mom bhi wahan pahunch gayi
Meri mom aate hi rafiq ka collar pakad li

Kahan hai mera beta
Mom rote hue boli

Woh neeche kood gaya aunty
Rafiq rote hue bola

Nahi aisa nahi ho sakta
Aisa nahi ho sakta
Mera beta nahi mar sakta
Oh god aap aisa nahi kar sakte
Phirse Nahi

Aur mom fut fut ke rone lagi
Police ne us ladki ko Hospital bhijwa diya
Aur phir mujhe dhunda jaane laga

Idhar main kinaare pe pahunch chuka tha
Behenchod saare kapde geele ho chuke the
Mobile bhi bheeg gaya
Purse bhi

Sir koi nahi mila
Do ghante se hum use dhund rahe hain
Inspector commissioner se bola

Bhaiya bhaiya please kuchh kijiye
Meri zindagi ka ek hi sahara tha
Woh bhi
Please bhaiya
Mom rote hue boli

Meera sambhalo Apne aapko
Agar woh nahi mila iska MATLAB
Woh tair ke kinaare pe pahunch gaya hoga
Commissioner bola

Bhaiya deva ko tairna nahi aata
Mom boli

Haan commissioner mera mama tha
Aur dekh raha hoon
Ki kuchh logo ki gand mein khujli machi hai
Ki mere janm ke ek mahine baad agar mere dad ki death ho gayi thi
Toh kajol kaise paida hui
Tou jab main do saal ka tha
Tab koi mere ghar ke bahar kajol ko chhod gaya tha
Kajal us waqt kuchh mahino ki thi
Meri mom ne use adopt kar liya

Mama mom ko ghar leke aagaye
Mom bas roye ja rahi thi
Mom ko rota hua dekh
Meri teeno behno unke paas aagayi
Meeta..kya hua mom aap ro kyun rahi hain
Payal..mom bataiye na aap kyun ro rahi hain
Please
Kajol..mumma aap rona band kijiye
Warna main bhi ro dungi

Mom rote rote behosh ho gayi
Mama ne mom ko uthake sofe pe lita Diya
Meeta..uncle kya hua mom ko
Please bataiye na

Mama ne saari baat bata di
Yeh sunte payal di aur kajol fut fut ke rone lagi
Meeta ki aankho se ek aansu nahi nikla
Meeta..rone se kya hoga
Woh wapas toh nahi aajayega

Didi aap ko sharam nahi aati yeh bolte hue
Payal cheekhte hue bolti

Aap kya samajhti hain
Ki mera deva mar gaya hai
Woh mara nahi hai
Woh nahi mar sakta
Use aana hoga mere paas
Use aana hoga
Aur ab shayad aapke kaleje ko thandak mil gayi hogi
Yahi toh chahti thi aap
Agar woh nahi aaya
Toh main apni jaan de dungi

Yeh bolke payal didi wahan se Apne room mein chali gayi
Aur fut fut ke rone lagi

Main ghar aachuka tha
Aur mama ki car dekhke main chaunk gaya
Ki woh yahan kya kar rahe hain

Main andar ghusa toh dekha
Ki mom sofe pe leti hain
Aur kajol roye ja rahi hai
Main uske paas daudte hue pahunch gaya
Main..kya hua gudiya ro kyun rahi ho

Kajol ne jaise hi mujhe dekha
Mujhse lipatke rone lagi
Main..batao na kya hua
Ro kyun ro rahi ho
Commissioner..inhein laga ki tum mar gaye
Main..are aisa kya
Gudiya main bikul theek hoon
Main tumhein kabhi chhodke nahi jaaunga
Kajol..bhaiya main bahut dar gayi thi
Main..ab Kabhi aisa nahi hone dunga

Abhi main yeh bola hi tha
Ki mere gaal pe ek thappad pada

Dev...Mera dimaag kharab ho gaya
Ki isne mujhe hath kaise lagaya
Jab ki meri koi galti nahi thi
Mujhe yeh bhi seekhaya gaya tha
Bachpan se ki agar koi tumhein kuchh de
Toh use woh sood samet wapas karo
Chahe woh kuchh bhi ho
Haan woh mujhe achchi lagti thi
Lekin iska yeh matlab nahi hai
Ki woh mujhpe hath utha de
Main maara uske gaal pe thappad
Meri paancho ungliyo ke nishaan uske gaal pe chhap gaye
Main ek aur thappad maara use
Meeta ki aankho se ansu nikal gaye

Dobara agar mujhpe hath uthaya
Toh jaan se maar dunga
Main use ghurte hue bola....

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[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 3
Mujhe yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Ki maine Apni didi pe hath uthaya
Man kar raha tha
Apne hath kaat daalu
Mama.. Deva yeh kya badtamizi hai
Tumhein aisa nahi karna chahiye tha
Woh tumhari badi behen hai
Aur ek ladki bhi
Mard ladki pe hath nahi uthate
Dev..yeh kaunsi book mein likha hai
Ki badi behen chhote bhai pe hath utha sakti hai
Woh bhi bina uski galti ke
Marte marte main bacha hoon
Lekin isne ek baar bhi nahi puchha
Ki main theek hoon ya nahi
Bas utha di hath
Aisi badi behen hoti hau
Aisi behen agar kisi ki ho
Toh laanat hai uski zindagi pe

Yeh sunke meeta wahan se rote hue bhaag gayi Apne room mein
Kajol mujhe ghur ghurke dekh rahi thi
Main bina kuchh bole Apne room mein aagaya
Aur gate lock kar liya
Deva..teri himmat kaise hui
Meri Didi pe hath uthane ki
Dev.. bachche zindagi mein humesha yaad rakhna
Agar tumhari galti nahi hai
Aur koi tumhare sath kuchh galat kar raha hai
Chahe woh koi bhi ho
Use uski aukaat dikha dena
Deva.. lekin woh meri didi hain
Dev..didi aisi hoti hain
Jab main tumhare sharir mein aaya
Toh tumhare janm se leke ab tak ki sab baatein mujhe pata chal gayi
Tumhare pita tumhare janm ke ek mahine baad mar gaye
Aur uska blame meeta ne tumpe daal diya
Is se jyada neech soch maine nahi dekhi aaj tak

Keh toh dev sahi raha tha
Lekin phir bhi main meeta didi se bahut pyar karta tha
Main unhein kabhi takleef nahi dena chahta tha
Mujhse kisi ki takleef nahi dekhi jaati
Aur jab meri didi ko takleef hoti
Toh main kaise bardasht kar sakta tha
Mujhe unse baat karni hogi
Lekin kahin unhone mujhe phirse peet diya toh

Aur uske baad meri gaand fatne lagi
Dil joro se dhadakne laga
Aur phir main behosh ho gaya

Mujhe pata hai ki deva is liye kamozr aur darpok nahi hai
Kyunki woh kaayar hai
Jiska dil hi janm se kamjor ho
Uski kya galti ho sakti hai
Deva behosh ho chuka tha
Lekin main abhi tak jaaga hua tha
Kyunki humara dil ek tha
Isi liye mujhe uska dard mehsus ho raha tha
Yeh kya baat hui
Main tujhse Nafrat karti hoon
Kyunki tere janm ke baad papa mar gaye
Fucking bitch
Main toh bhool hi gaya
Ki main usse pyar bhi karta hoon
Ab action ka reaction de chuka tha main
Lekin ab mera dil bhi bechain hone laga tha
Lekin ab main pyar nahi kar sakta
Kyunki zindagi mein maine jisse toot ke pyar kiya
Usi ne mujhe daga diya
Mujhe maar diya
Pata nahi kitni baar main Rachel ke liye apni jaan daav pe lagaya tha
Yahan tak ki ek mission mein jab woh fail hui thi
Tab uske baap ne use punishment di thi
Ki uske jism pe 10 cut kiye jaaye
Woh saza uske badle mujhe mili
Kyunki maine uske baap se kaha tha
Don't worry rachel
Main tumhein dhund lunga
Aur jis din tum mujhe mili
Main tumhare tukde tukde kar dunga

Main shower ke neeche khada ho gaya
Kuchh der mein Deva ko hosh aagaya
Deva..main kitni der Behosh tha
Dev..1 ghanta
Deva..mujhe apni didi se maafi maangni hogi
Dev..tumne agar aisa kiya
Toh uska gala kaat dunga
Deva..behen ke lund tu meri behen ko maarega
Dev..waah mere chuje
Ab tumhare andar bhi himmat aagayi
Lekin main jaanta hoon
Ki yeh himmat tumhein is wajah se mili hai
Kyunki tumhein pata hai ki main tumhara kuchh bigaad nahi sakta
Lekin aisa nahi hai

Main tumhara kuchh nahi bigaad nahi sakta
Lekin tumhein chhodke kisi ka Kuch bhi bigaad sakta hoon
Deva..yeh body meri hai
Tu ise hilake dikha
Dev..bachche ab yeh body meri bhi hai
Aur tumhari will power mere jitni nahi hai
Ki tum mujhe rok sako
Deva..aazma ke dekh le

Main hans diya AUR kapde pehen liya
Dev..yahan se gate ki doori 5 meter hai
Main gate tak pahunchne ki koshish karunga
Aur tumhein mujhe rokna hai
Deva..ok

Yeh bolke main apna pair aage karne ki koshish karne laga
Lekin deva ne pairo ko jameen pe jama liya tha
Main aur zor lagaya
Deva ne bhi apna zor lagaya
Ab tak main khel raha tha
Lekin Deva meri soch se jyada majbut nikla
Kisi bhi ladki ke kisi bhi ang ko dekhke uska lund khada ho jaata tha
Lekin apni mom aur apni maa ko dekhke nahi
Usne apne aapko control karna seekh liya tha
Lekin use nahi pata ki
Ek saal mein jitne din hote hain
Utne logo ko main ek sath maar sakta tha
Aur uske baad main apni aankhein band kiya
deva..yeh Ankhein band Karne se kuchh nahi hoga

Tabhi mujhe dikhne laga
Ki kaise dev ke mom dad aur chhote bhai ko kisi ne jaan se maar diya
Dev us waqt bahut chhota tha

Phir dev ne apni aankhein khol di
Uski ankhein ek dum laal ho gayi

Aur phir woh Apne pair aage badhane laga
Main rokna chahta tha
Lekin aisa lag raha tha
Ki 10 aadmi mujhe kheench rahe hain
Main apni poori taaqat laga Diya
Lekin main Dev ko gate tak pahunchne se nahi rok paaya

Aur tabhi gate knock hua
Main gate khola
Dekha mom thi
Woh muihse roti hui lipat gayi
Main..i am ok mom
Aap roiye mat
Mom..main bhaut dar gayi thi beta
Ki kahin maine tujhe bhi toh nahi kho diya

Yeh bolke mom rone lagi
Lekin mere dimaag ki batti jali
Mujhe bhi
Main..mom aapne pehle kise khoya hai

Yeh sunke mom ghabra gayi
Mom.. tere papa ko beta
Aur kise
Main..oh
Dekhiye toh kya haal kar liya hai Aapne

Yeh bolke main unke aansu pochha
Mom..main us ladki ka woh haal karungi
Ki woh paida hone pe afsos karegi
Main..aapko aisa karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai
Mom..deva
Main.. koi baat nahi mom
Usne mere sath bura iska matlab
Yeh thodi hai
Ki main uske sath bhi bura karu
Aapko koi jarurat nahi hai
Uske khilaaf complaint karne ki
Mom..beta yeh tu kya keh raha hai
Itna achcha bhi nahi banna Chahiye humein
Aaj teri kismat achchi thi
Lekin kal ko Woh kisi aur ke sath bhi yeh kar sakti hai
Main..aapko meri kasam

Mom..kya karu main tera
Kyun hai tu aisa

Yeh bolke mom chali gayi
Dev..wow mujhe nahi pata tha
Ki tum itne achche ho
Deva..main kisi ko takleef nahi de sakta
Dev..achchi baat hai

Abhi main kuchh aur bolta usse pehle
Deva ki payal didi aagayi
Uske room mein
Aur usse lipatke rone lagi
Jabse Rachel ne mujhe dhokha diya tha
Mujhe nafrat ho gayi thi
Ladkiyo se

Lekin payal yahin tak nahi ruki
Woh Deva ke poore chehre ko chumne lagi

Mujhe pata tha ki payal didi mujhe mom se bhi jyada pyar karti thi
Isi liye mere liye yeh normal baat thi
Deva..bas kijiye didi
Poora chehra geela ho gaya hai
Payal.. Deva mere bachche tune toh meri jaan hi nikaal di thi
Lekin mujhe pata tha
Ki tu wapas aayega
Main..aur agar nahi aata toh
Payal.. Deva aaj toh yeh bol Diya hai tune
Lekin agar kabhi tune yeh bola
Toh main apni jaan de dungi
Deva... Didi aisi baatein kyun kar rahi ho aap
Aapko toh pata hai
Ki main aapse kitna pyar karta hoon
Payal..main.bhi karti hoon babu
Lekin shuruaat tune hi ki thu
Deva.. achcha ab Kabhi nahi bolunga
Payal..kuchh khaya toh nahi hoga tune
Main abhi tere liye kuchh banake laati hoon

Aur phir payal didi chali gayi
Dev..haan toh main yeh keh raha tha
Ki tum us ladki ko maaf kar sakte ho
Lekin main Nahi kar sakta
Usne jo mere sath kiya hai
Use main sood samet wapas karunga


Tabhi payal didi mere liye kuchh khane ko le aayi
Aur mujhe Apne hatho se khilane lagi
Uske baad woh chali gayi

Behenchod jab se woh gate ke paas pahuncha tha
Tabse meri AUR gaand fat rahi thi
Kyunki woh meri body control kar sakta hai
Dev.. tumhein mujhse darne ki jarurat nahi hai
Kyunki main bewajah kisi ko bhi hurt nahi karta hoon
Deva..lekin tu Uske sath karega kya
Dev..woh main usse milke bataunga
Deva.. ek baat samajh nahi aati
Jab tu sochta hai
Toh mujhe pata chal jaata hai
Lekin abhi kyun nahi chal raha hai
Dev.. kyunki abhi main soch hi nahi raha hoom
Deva..aisa kaise ho sakta hai
Dev..main yaad kar raha hoon
Khud hi dekh lo

Aur jab maine dekha ki Dev se uske master ne uski hi qabar khudwayi
Aur use usmein use dafna diya
Bas ek pipe uske munh mein laga hua tha
Jisse woh saans le raha tha
Meri gaand fat gayi
Aur main behosh ho gaya

Deva ke behosh hone ke baad
Main uska laptop uthaya
Aur police database hack karne laga
Kuchh hi der mein main kamyab ho gaya
Uske baad maine us ladki ki car ka number plate search kiya
Aur uski saari information mil gayi mujhe
Tab tak Deva bhi hosh mein aagaya tha
Raat mein sabke sath khana khane ke baad
Main wapas Apne room mein aagaya
Aur jaise hi sab so gaye
Main chhat pe chala gaya
Deva..abe yahan se utarne mein
Kahin pair fisal gaya toh
Dev.. chup raho
Deva..main yeh keh raha hoon
Gate se bhi toh jaa sakte hain

Main chhat se neeche kood gaya
Ghar ke paas ek ped tha
Main uski daali ko pakad liya
Aur phir ped se neeche utar gaya
Uske baad main taxi pakda
Aur nikal gaya hospital
Kuchh der baad main hospital mein tha
Mujhe us ladki ke room mein jaana tha
Aur main jab wahan pahuncha
Toh woh ladki so rahi thi
Tabhi is idiot deva ne
Kuchh gida diya
Us ladki ki aankh khul gayi
Uski ankh khulte hi
Woh boli
Kaun hai

Jee main wardboy hoon

Oh aap hain
Lekin aap is waqt yahan kya kar rahe hain
Ladki boli

Main us ladki ko dekhke samajh gaya
Ki woh andhi ho chuki hai
Kasam se dil toot gaya mera
Itni khubsurat ladki
Andhi ho chuki thi

Jee main aapse kuchh puchh rahi hoon
Aap is waqt yaha. Kya kar rahe hain
Deva..jee main Naya aaya hoon yahan
Mujhe nahi pata tha
Ki yahab koi hai
Lekin aapke sath yeh sab kaise hua

Main Apne ghar jaa rahi thi
Tabhi meri car ka brake fail ho gaya
Aur meri car se kisi ki bike takra gayi
Uske baad meri car bridge ki boundary se takra gayi
Jab mujhe hosh aaya toh pata chala
Ki main andhi ho chuki hoon

Yeh sunke meri ankho se aansu nikalne lage
Bahut dukh hua mujhe
Deva..aapke sath bahut bura hua

Ab kya kar sakte hain
Upar waale ne socha hua hai
Ki woh mujhe duniya mein hi jahannum dikhayega
Bachpan mein mere mata pita chal base
Mere chacha chahta tha
Ki main apni saar property uski beti ke naam kar doon
Main unse kaha ki main unhein aadhi de sakti hoon

Lekin unhein poori property chahiye thi
Mujhe yakeen nahi hai
Lekin shayad unhone hi mera accident karwaya tha
Deva..aaap yeh sab mujhe kyun bata rahi hoon

Kya karu mujhe ek beemaari hai
Jis wajah se main jo bhi sochti hoon
Bol deti hoon

Tabhi mujhe kisi ke aane ki aahat sunayi di
Main window se kood gaya

Tabhi ek nurse aagayi
Nurse.. ma'am aap theek toh hain
Ladki.. woh wardboy kahan gaya
Nurse.. kaunsa wardboy
Yahan toh koi bhi nahi hai
Aap so jaaiye

Main Apne room mein baitha
Bas us ladki ke baare mein soch raha tha
Dev..so jaao
Suabh result nikalne waala hai
Deva..bahut bura hua uske sath
Dev..toh
Deva..toh humein uski madad karni chahiye
Dev.. aise laakho log hain
Unki madad karte karte zindagi kam pad jaayegi
Deva..mujhe uski madad karni hai
Dev.. kyun
Toh tum bhi wohi bewakoofi kar rahe ho
Jo maine kiya tha
Pyar duniya ki sabse wahiyat cheez hai
Aur waise bhi mujhe koi faraq nahi padta
Deva.. lekin mujhe padta hai
Dev..so jaao
Warna samundar mein jaake kood jaaunga

Yeh sunke meri gaand fat gayi
Aur main so gaya
Mujhe bhi deva ki takleef mehsus ho rahi thi
Use yeh kaisi beemaari hai
Kisi ki takleef dekhi Nahi jaati
Jab woh school mein tha
Tab use road pe kuchh bachche bheek maangte dikhte the
Deva unhein apna khana de deta tha
Aur khud bhukha rehta tha
Aaj jab uski mom use pocket money deti hai
Toh woh anath bachcho ko khana khilwata hai
Unhein kapde deta hai
Aaj agar main uski body mei. Nahi hota
Toh woh accident mein mar hi jaata
Bhale woh darpok kyun na ho
Lekin woh ek bahut achcha ladka tha
Aaj mera pariwaar hota
Toh main unke sath kitna khush rehta

Dev yeh sab soch raha tha
Aur hum uske bagal mein baithe hue the
Woh humein nahi dekh paa raha tha
Dev humara beta hai
Use yeh nahi pata ki woh khud Apne chhote bhai ki body mein hai
Uski maa bhi Meera hi hai
Aur uski behne hain meeta payal aur kajol
Hum sirf dev ke pita hain....

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