Fantasy Deva (The Assassin)

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 4
Agli subah jab meri ankh khuli toh main dekha
Ki main park mein hoon
Behenchod subah ke 6 baje main yahan kya kar raha hoon
Dev..yeh meri aadat hai
Main subah uthke 2 hours running karta hoon
Deva.. Matlab tu 1 ghante se daud raha hai
Dev..haan

Meri gaand fat gayi
Main toh 5 minutes se jyada nahi daud paata tha
Deva..abe dard ho raha hai pairo mein
Ruk jaa saale
Dev..dard hota hai lekin bardaasht karna chahiye
Deva..mujhe bahut dukh hua
Teri family ke baare mein jaanke

Main kuchh nahi bola
Aur daudta raha
Park mein jitne log the
Mujhe dekhke hairaan the
Main pichhle do ghante se daud raha tha
Kuchh ladkiya bhi thi
Jo mujhe dekh rahi thi
Raees baap ki aulaadein
Deva..woh toh main bhi hoon
Dev..tumhein nahi bol raha hoon

Yeh bolke dev ne daudna band kar diya
Dev..mujhe laga tha
Ki tumhara Sharir itna jhel nahi paayega

Uske baad bhai sahab jitne bhi exercise ke baare mein main suna tha
Woh sab kar daale usne
Aur jinke baare mein nahi suna tha
Woh sab bhi kar daale usne
Behenchod do ungliyo pe toh aaj tak maine sirf goku ko khada hote dekha tha
Kahin iske paas superpower toh nahi hai

Behenchod sab hairan the jo park mein the
Aur ladkiya mujhpe haan haan pata hai
Dev pe fida ho gayi thi
Mere Kahan itni aukaat

2 ghante tak dev workout karta raha
Aur maine jindagi mein kabhi
Workouts nahi kiya tha
Aur mera sharir lagatar pichhle 4 ghante se marwaye ja raha tha
Lekin mujhe dard nahi ho raha tha
Na saans fool rahi thi
Warna jindagi mein insaan pehli baar agar 10 minutes bhi exercise kar le
Toh uski gaand fat jaati hai

Tabhi do ladki mere sorry dev ke paas aagayi

Hum dono kabse aapko Dekh rahe the
Dev.. main tv hoon kya
Jo aap dono mujhe dekh rahi thi

Dono jhenp gayi

Aap ne kaise Apne andar itna stamina banaya
Dusri ladki

Sorry main anjaan logo se Baat nahi karta

Aisa kya
Mera naam aarushi hai
Pehli ladki boli

Aur mera naam janvi hai
Dusri ladki boli

Mera naam zee tv hai
Dev bola

Yeh sunke woh dono use ghurne lagi
Aur apna lund unhein dekh ke khada ho chuka tha
Haaye kya maal thi dono
Behenchod main toh yeh bhi sochne laga
Ki kisko kis position mein chodunga
Aarushi ko prone bone position mein

Aur janvi ko spoon position mein
Woh alag baat hai ki main aaj tak ghanta kisi ladki ko pataya tha
Sonam didi ne mujhe pataya tha
Kyunki uske papa bahut strict hain
Aag Kuch jyada hi lagi thi choot mein
Toh mujhe patake apni aur MERI seal dono tudwa di

Haan toh janvi aur aarushi mujhe ghur ghurke dekh rahi thi
Behenchod meri gaand fatne lagi

Dev..mera naam dev hai
Aarushi..bahut ghatiya joke maara tha aapne
Dev..aadat se majbur hoon
Janvi..kis tarah ki aadat se
Dev..mujhe late ho raha hai
Kal baat karte hain
Janvi..aap humein nahi batayenge
Ki stamina kaise badhate hain
Dev..kal subah 4 baje aajayengi
Toh bata dunga
Aarushi..main chaar baje nahi aasakti
Dev.. aapki marzi

Yeh bolke dev wahan se aage badh gaya
Main Apne ghar mein jaise hi pahuncha
Mom mujhe dekhke hairan reh gayi
Mom..beta teri aisi haalat kaise hui
Aur itni subah kahan gaya tha
Main..park mein gaya tha
Mom..tu park gaya tha
Lekin kyun
Main..park mein workout karne jaate hain
Mom.. beta teri tabiyat toh theek hai
Tu aur park gaya tha

Aur mom mere maathe ko chhuke dekhne lagi
Main..aap bhi na mom

Mom hansne lagi
Aur mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Dev..yeh tumhari mom aur behne itna chipakti kyun hain
Deva.. saale meri mom hain
Dev..lekin meri toh nahi hain
Mujhe ajeeb lagta hai

Yeh sunke main mom se alag ho gaya
Aur apne room mein jaane laga
Tabhi payal didi Apne room se bahar nikli
Aur mujhe Apne seene se laga li
Aur mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Dev..yeh tumhari behen ke dil mein kuchh aur lagta hai mujhe
Deva..saale teri gandi soch hai
Dev..bachche itni ladkiyo ke sath main so chuka hoon
Mujhe unki aankho mein dekhke pata chal jaata hai
Ki unki ankho mein hawas hai
Attraction hai
Ya pyar
Payal.. good morning baabu
Kaisa hai mera bachcha
Dev..bahut achcha hoon meri amma

Yeh sunke Payal didi mujhe ghurne lagi
Payal.. chappal se maarungi
Agar mujhe Kabhi amma bola hai toh
Aur tu kabse rahim ki language bolne laga

Meri gaanr fat gayi
Dev.. din mein kitni baar gaand fat ti hai tumhari
Bata do sil diya karunga
Deva..saale khabardar agar meri family mein kisi se baat kiya toh
Dev..tum keh do
Inse chipke naa
I hate girls
Deva..toh phir aarushi aur janvi se itna flirt kyun kar raha tha
Dev.. because i want to fuck them
Deva..tharki saale
Dev.. ismein tharki waali baat kahan se aagayi
Woh dono mere workouts se attract hain
Na ki meri shakal se

Deva..aur attraction love mein badal gaya toh
Dev..aisa main hone Nahi dunga
Achcha lagna aur sabse achcha lagna
Dono ke beech bahut bada gap hota hai
Aur mujhe pata hai ki is gap ko barkarar kaise rakhkha jaata hai
Deva..par main unhein chodna chahta hoon
Dev.. you idiot
Humari body ek hai
Deva..abe saale lekin main unhein chodunga
Dev..tumhara kuchh nahi ho sakta
Deva..abe saale main itna chutiya bhi nahi dikhta hoon
Dev..tum chutiye nahi maha chutiye dikhte ho
Kahan meri body professional athletes jaisi thi
Kahan yeh sukhi bhindi ke andar main fans gaya

Payal..kahan khoya hua hai
Deva..kahin nahi didi
Payal..result kab niklega
Deva..10 baje
Payal..agar tu paas ho gaya
Toh tujhe is apni saari pocket money de dungi
Deva..thank you didi

Didi chali gayi
Deva..saale meri insult karta hoon

Tabhi mujhe alok ka phone aagaya
Main..bol
Aalok..bhai main pass toh ho jaaunga na
Main..randi yeh sochna tab chahiye tha
Jab poore saal gaand marwa raha tha
Rahim..abe hum teri tarah thodi hain
Kitaabi keeda
Aur betichod tune mujhe phone kyun nahi kiya
Jab tu ghar aagaya tha
Aalok..ghar aagaya tha Matlab

Aur Rahim ne sab bata diya
Aalok ko
Aalok..saale chutiye gaandu
Teri gaand faad dunga
Tu mil saale
Itna sab kuchh ho gaya
Aur tune mujhe bataya nahi
Main..are aalok mere bhai
Main tujhe Pareshaan nahi karna chahta tha
Aalok.. Pareshaan mera lund saale aaraha hoon
Tere ghar pe

Yeh bolke aalok ne phone cut kar diya
Rahim..main bhi aaraha hoon
Tujhe pitt te hue dekhne
Main.. chhinaal

Rahim Hansne laga
Meri gaand fatne lagi
Behenchod aalok majak majak mein bahut maarta tha
Aur jab serious hota tha
Tab toh aur jyada maarta tha
Dev..use main dekh lunga
Deva..abe mera dost hai woh
Khabardar use agar kuchh kiya toh
Dev..tum yeh baat jaante ho
Ki mujhe pasand nahi hai
Koi mujhe touch kare
Deva..lekin woh mera dost hai
Dev..dosti ki batti banao
Aur apni gaand mein daal lo

Main kuchh nahi bola
Kuchh der mein main ready ho gaya
Aur tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur aalok aur rahim andar aagaye
Main.. Dekh bhai tujhe toh pata hai
Ki mujhe kitna dard hota hai
Jab koi halka sa bhi mujhe maarta hai
Aalok..rahim gate lock kar saala
Jyada apne aapko qaabil samajhta hai


Yeh bolke aalok mujhpe kood gaya
Aur dev side ho gaya
Aalok munh ke bal gida
Shukar hai use chot nahi lagi
Aalok..saale ek jagah khada reh
Deva..abe meri marzi main batau ya nahi batau
Tu pehle hi apni Shaadi ko leke Pareshaan tha

Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Tabhi aalok mere paas aagaya
Aur maarne ki koshish karne laga
Aur dev ne uske ek hath ko pakda
Aur uski ek ungli ko daba diya
Aalok ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aalok..abe chutiye chhod mujhe saale
Yeh kya kar diya
Abe chhod dard ho raha hai
Deva.. promise kar ki ab kabhi nahi mujhe maarega
Aalok..abe ab sochunga bhi nahi

Dev ne uski ungli chhod di
Rahim hairan reh gaya
Rahim..yeh kya be
Tujhe isne rula diya
Aalok.. betichod ne pata nahi kya kiya
Aisa laga ki kisi ne ungli pe hathoda maar diya ho
Rahim..abe lagta hai tu paagal hai
Aalok.. haramkhor khud aake Dekh le

Rahim daant dikhate hue
Apni ungli meri taraf kar diya
Dev ne uski ungli ko alag tarah se daba Diya
Rahim aur jor se cheekh pada
Aur rone laga
Dev ne uski ungli chhod di
Rahim.. betichod ab kabhi tujhse baat nahi karunga
Aalok..ab pata chala ki Kaisa laga tha mujhe
Aur tune yeh kahan se seekha
Deva.. maine kahin padha tha
Rahim..saale aisa Apne dushman ke sath kiya jaata hai
Tu Apne dosto pe aazma raha hai
Deva.. saale jab pata hai ki mujhe halki si chot lagti hai
Toh mujhe bahut dard hota hai
Toh jaruri hai maar peet karna

Dono kuchh nahi bole
Phir hum sabne nashta kiya
Aur mere room mein aagaye
Mom office chali gayi
Dono Didi college
Aur gudiya aur main ghar pe hi the
Didi ne meri taraf dekha bhi nahi
Lekin yeh dev haramkhor unhein dekhta raha
Jab unhone dekha
Ki main unhein Dekh raha hoon
Toh woh breakfast beech mein hi chhodke chali gayi
Deva..saale woh meri didi hain
Dev..main kya karu
Jab bhi use dekhta.hoon
Use dekhte rehne ka man karta hai

Aur uske baad Hum result dekhne lage
Aur rahim cheekte hue bola
Ki tera bhai pass ho gaya
Uske baad aalok bhi cheekh pada
Woh bhi pass ho chuka tha
Main bhi pass ho gaya tha
Aalok...wow hum teeno pass ho gaye
Rahim..yeh pass hua hai
Betichod 99 percent laaya hai
Har subject mein 99 percent aaye hain saale ke

Yeh sunke aalok udaas ho gaya
Aalok..kitne dukh ki baat hai
Deva..saale ab tere papa Teri gaand maar lenge

Yeh bolke main hansne laga
Dono mujhe ghurne lage
Uske baad dono chale gaye
Yeh bolke ki hum chaar baje
Domino's jaayenge

Gudiya ka result ek hafte baad aane waala tha
Dev..kya baat hai
Tumne toh kamal kar diya
Deva..woh toh main har saal karta hoon
Dev..chalo darpok ho kamzor ho
Lekin smart bhi ho
Achchi baat hai
Batao kya gift chahiye
Deva..mujhe apni didi se sorry bol lene de
Dev..ok
Deva..thank you thank you

Pata nahi kyun deva ko Khush hota hua dekh
Mujhe bahut achcha lag raha tha
Maine payal didi ko message kar diya
Aur phir kajol ko bhi bata diya
Woh koi response nahi di
Woh sabse jyada meeta didi se pyar karti thi
Aur maine unpe hath uthaya tha
Jiska mujhe Zindagi bhar pachhtawa rahega
Ab main meeta didi ke aane ka wait kar raha tha
Lekin dar bhi bahut lag raha tha....

shaandaar update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 5

Kuchh der baad meeta didi aagayi
Main hall mein baitha tha
Aur jab meri najar unpe padi
Toh main shocked reh gaya
Unke honto se khoon nikal raha tha
Uski aankhein laal hui Padi thi
Mom office mein thi
Kajol Apne room mein thi
Aur divya didi abhi college se nahi aayi thi
Main unke paas pahunch gaya
Main..kya hua didi
Aapki yeh haalat kaise hui

Meeta didi mujhe dekhne lagi
Unki aankho se ansu nikalne lage
Main..didi please batao na kya hua hai

Yeh bolke main rone laga
Dil ki Dhadkan itni tez ho gayi thi
Aisa lag raha tha
Ki mera heart fail ho jaayega

Meeta wahan se jaane lagi
Tabhi main uska hath pakad liya
Main maan na nahi chahta tha
KI main usse pyar karta hoon
Lekin mujhe itna gussa aaraha tha
Ki man kar raha tha
Duniya ko aag laga doon
Deva rote hue behosh ho chuka tha
Main..kisne kiya yeh sab
Meeta..tu jaanke kya kar lega
Main..main puchh raha hoon
Yeh sab kaise hua
Meeta..mera hath chhod de
Main abhi kisi se baat nahi karna chahti
Main..cheekhte hue..jo puchha hai
Uska jawab do

Meeta ghabra gayi
Aur rone lagi
Use rota hua dekh mujhe bahut dukh hone laga
Main.. sorry
Please batao na yeh kisne kiya
Meeta..rote hue..manoj ne meri izzat lootne ki koshish ki
Main..kaun manoj
Meeta.. mere sath college mein padhta hai
Main..abhi kahan hai woh
Meeta.. chhod na main apni badnaami nahi karwana chahti
Aur tu uska kya bigaad lega
Tu kuchh nahi kar sakta
Main..maine puchha abhi kahan hai woh
Meeta..tu samajhta kyun nahi hai
Woh chief minister ka beta hai
Main..maine puchha abhi kahan hai woh
Meeta..woh abhi Apne farmhouse pe hai
Main..tum wahan kya kar rahi thi

Meeta chaunk gayi mere munh se tum sunke
Meeta.. meri bestfreind uski gf hai
Hum teeno sath mein assignment karne waale the
Lekin usne reema ko behosh kar diya
Aur mere sath zabardasti karne laga
Main uske sar pe wine ki bottle maarke bhaag aayi

Main meeta ka hath pakda
Aur use bahar le jaane laga
Meeta..kya kar raha hai
Mera hath chhod
Kahan le ja raha hai

Main uske dono gaalo ko pakad liya
Main..us haramzaade ka woh haal karunga
Ki Apne paida hone pe afsos hoga
Meeta..yeh kya bachpana hai
Shayad tune suna nahi
Chhod mujhe kahin nahi jaana hai

Yeh bolke meeta apna hath mujhse chhuda li
Aur ghar ke andar bhaag gayi
Main bhi car mein baith gaya
Aur wahan se nikal gaya
Jaise hi meeta didi car start hone ki awaj suni
Woh daudte hue bahar aagayi
Meeta..ise kab se driving aagayi
Aur yeh itna change kaise ho gaya
Abhi ro raha tha
Aur abhi aise karne laga
Kahin pagal toh nahi ho gaya hai
Bewakoof farmhouse ka address hi nahi liya
Aur wahan pahunchega bhi tab na
Aadhe raaste se hi Rota hua wapas aajayega

Ab mujhe pata tha
Ki maine farmhouse ka address nahi liya tha
Meeta se
Main deva ka phone nikaala
Aur uspe kuchh der dimaag khapane ke baad
Mujhe meeta ki location mil gayi
Jahan woh 30 minutes ruki thi
Uske baad main pahunch gaya
Manoj ke farmhouse pe
Door door tak koi Nahi dikh raha tha
Yeh toh aur bhi achchi baat hai
Main farmhouse ki deewaar faand gaya
Aur uske baad andar ghusta chala gaya
Ek room se mujhe cheekhein sunayi De rahi thi
Main wahan pahuncha
Gate aadha khula tha
Main andar jhanka
Toh dekha reema ko manoj buri tarah chod raha tha
Main mobile.nikaala
Aur laga recording karne
Kyunki abhi main manoj ko maarne waala tha
Aur reema munh na khol de
Isi liye yeh jaruri tha
Ab main aurto aur bachcho ko nahi maarta tha
Mere master ne mujhe majbur kar diya
Ki mujhe jo kaam milega
Woh poora karna hoga
Main nahi maana
Toh unhone mujhse kaha
Ki mujhe unhein harana hoga
Tab jaake woh meri baat manenge
Maine unhein hara diya.woh bhi shocked the
Ki kaise maine unhein hara diya
Reema roye ja rahi thi
Recording karne ke baad
Main Manoj ke peechhe pahunch gaya
Aur maara uski reedh ki haddi pe punch
Haddi toot gayi
Manoj ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur woh bed pe gid pada
Reema ki najar jaise hi mujhpe padi
Woh shocked reh gayi
Reema ko yeh bhi hosh nahi tha
Ki woh is waqt nangi thi
Reema..deva tum

Main idhar udhar dekhne laga
Aur mujhe ek jagah rassi mil gayi
Main woh rassi uthaya
Aur uska fanda banake
Manoj ke gale mein daal diya
Manoj kuchh kar nahi sakta tha
Reema..rote hue..deva yeh kya kar rahe ho
Tum iska.murder karoge toh tumhein faansi ho jaayegi
Main..yeh toh tumhara bf hai na
Phir tumhari yeh haalat kaise hui
Reema..mujhe jab hosh aaya toh
Isne mujhe maarna shuru kar diya
Aur mujhe batane laga
Ki meeta ke sath yeh kya karna chahta tha
Aur meeta ise maarke bhaag gayi
Maine ispe gussa karne lagi
Uske baad yeh mere sath zabardasti karne laga
Main..toh isne tumhara rape kiya
Reema..rote hue..haan
Main..socha tha sirf faansi dunga
Lekin ab aur buri maut dunga
Reema..deva aisa mat karo
Yeh cm ka beta hai
Woh humein dhund hi lega
Main.. don't worry

Yeh bolke main manoj ke gale se rassi.nikaal diya
Aur uske hath pair baandhne laga
Manoj..rote hue..tu jaanta nahi hai
Ki main kaun hoon
Mere dad teri maa chod denge

Yeh sunte hi main uski ek ankh mein ungli ghusa diya
Woh buri tarah se cheekhne laga
Main use leke kitchen mein aaya
Aur gas on kar diya
Reema buri tarah se ghabrayi hui thi
Main..tumhein kya hua hai
Jaao jaake kapde pehno

Reema buri tarah sharma gayi
Aur Apne kapde pehenne lagi
Manoj.. please mujhe maaf kar do
Main Kabhi kisi ladki ko aankh uthake nahi dekhunga
Main..yeh tujhe tab sochna chahiye tha
Jab tune meri meeta ko hath lagaya tha
Manoj.. ek galti toh bhagwaan maaf kar deta hai
Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe maaf kar do
Main..humara ek hi usul hai
Apne dushman ko maarne ke baad use maaf karna Chahiye

Yeh bolke main use wohin chhod diya

Aur uske baad main wahan se bahar aagaya
Reema kapde pehen chuki thi
Ab main use torcher kar sakta tha
Lekin phir time jyada waste hota
Aur is beech koi aabhi sakta tha
Main..chalo ab yahan se

Reema mujhe ajeeb najro se dekhne lagi
Main use leke farmhouse se bahar aagaya
Reema..tumne use maara kahan
Main..car mein baitho

Reema bina kuchh bole
Car mein baith gayi
Main time deknne laga
Ab cylinder poora khaali ho chuka hoga
Main ek patthar liya
Apni shirt utaara
Usmein patthar ko lapeta
Aur phir apni shirt mein aag laga diya
Lighter mere paas tha
Aur phir main apni shirt ko farmhouse ke andar fenk diya
Ek zordaar dhamaka hua
Aur manoj ki aatma parmatma ke pass chali gayi
Ab main blast isi liye kiya tha
Kyunki farmhouse mein meeta ke ungliyo ke nishaan the
Investigation hota
Toh police meeta ke paas bhi aasakti thi
Aur reema ke paas bhi
Main car mein baitha aur wahan se nikal gaya
Reema mujhe ghabrayi hui najro se Dekh rahi thi

Tabhi mujhe hosh aagaya
Aur dev ne jo bhi kiya tha
Uska pata chalte hi mera gaand fat gayi
Reema..tum toh itne darpok the
Phir achanak itne bahadur kaise ban gaye
Deva..didi aap yeh baat kisi ko nahi bataogi
Reema..ok
Dev..agar kisi ko bataya
Toh yeh videos social media pe daal dunga

Video dekhte hi reema rone lagi
Deva..didi mujhe pata hai ki aap kisiko nahi bataogi
Lekin main koi risk nahi lena Chahta
Reema..agar woh video kisi ne Dekh liya toh main barbaad ho jaaungi

Reema ki baat sunke main woh video delete kar diya
Matlab copy
Original video main Apne mail account pe send kar chuka tha
Reema didi khush ho gayi
Lekin behenchod lund khada kar diya tha
Yeh deva hai
Reema.. thank you deva thank you
Main kisi ko nahi bataungi
Aakhir tumne mujhe bachaya hai
Deva..iska matlab ab aap meri bhi freind ho

Aur main reema didi ki chuchiyo ko dekhne laga
Reema didi mere sar pe maari
Reema..yeh kya kar raha hai
Deva..main kuchh soch raha tha
Reema..meeta ko bata dungi

Meri gaand fat gayi
Dev..agar ab roya hai tumne
Toh achcha nahi hoga

Behenchod main bhi kya karta
Aansu nikal hi gaye
Reema..achcha nahi bataungi

Yeh bolke reema didi ne Apne hont mere hont pe rakh di
Reema.. thank you deva

Dev..faaltu ki harkatein band karo
Deva..ab main kya karu agar lund khada ho gaya hai toh

Pehle main reema ko uske ghar drop kiya
Aur phir Apne ghar aagaya
Meeta didi hall mein kajol ke sath baithi hui thi

Tabhi kajol ne news channel laga diya
Manoj ke maut ki khabar
Har news channel pe dikhayi ja rahi thi
Meeta shocked hoke mujhe dekhne lagi
Meri khud gaand fat rahi thi
Ki agar kahin police ko mere baare mein PATA chal gaya toh
Aur main behosh ho gaya....

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[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 6
CHief minister paagal ho chuka tha
Apni bete ke marne ki khabar sunke
Usne police cid cbi sabko jaanch karne ka order de diya tha
Uski biwi ne ro ro ke apna haal bura kar liya tha
Commissioner ka beta bada tha
Aur phir uski beti thi
Jiska naam mahira tha
Abhi tak unhein nahi pata tha
Ki manoj ka khoon hua hai
Ab dev ne murder hi is tarah se kiya tha
Didi ne reema se phone karke puchha
Ki kya hua manoj ke ghar
Reema ne saaf keh diya
Ki woh wahan se nikal gayi thi
Didi ne bahut samajhaya reema ko
Ki woh use sach bata de
Lekin reema ne ek hi baat kahi
Ki use kuchh nahi pata

Agli subah main park pahunch gaya
Aur exercise karne laga
Deva baat baat pe behosh ho jaata tha
Woh fattu nahi tha
Yeh uski majburi thi
Woh jab jyada ghabra jaata tha
Tab Behosh ho jaata tha
Lekin ab mujhe uska dar bhi nikalna tha
Har woh kaam karne the
Jisse deva ghabrana band kar de
Main park mein running kar raha tha
Aarushi aur janvi dono mujhe hi dekh rahi thi
Running karne ke baad main exercise karne laga
Woh dono kuchh soch rahi thi
Dono bahut jyada hot dikh rahi thi
Ab main tharki nahi tha
Lekin yeh deva ne dimaag kharab kar diya tha
Un dono ko apni aankho se hi chod raha tha
Toh kuchh der exercise karne ke baad
Main martial arts training karne laga
Park mein jitne bhi log the
Sab mujhe dekhe ja rahe the
Main uske baad ghar aagaya
Woh dono mujhse baat karne nahi aayi
Deva..abe khud jaake baat kar leta toh kya jaata
Dev..main kyun baat karu
Tum tharki ho
Main nahi hoon
Deva..lagta hai sonam didi ke paas jaana hi padega

Abhi hum dono baatein kar hi rahe the
Ki payal didi mere room mein aagayi
Aur mujhse lipat gayi
Aur phir mere gaal pe kiss kar di
Main bhi unke gaal pe kiss kar diya
Payal..bhai main bahut khush hoon
Ki tu first aaya hai
Yeh rahi meri pocket money
Jo main tujhe de rahi hoon
Main.. thank you didi
Aap bahut achchi hain
Payal.. i love you bhai
Main.. I love you too di

Didi kuchh der tak mujhe dekhti rahi
Phir chali gayi
Dev..tumhari behen tumse pyar karti hai
Deva..woh toh hai
Dev.. idiot ladke waala
Shaadi waala gf bf waala
Deva..gaand faad dunga
Agar faaltu baat kiya toh
Saale sharam nahi aati
Aisi ghatiya baat karte hue
Dev..mujhe kya hai
Main toh sach hi keh raha hoon
Ab agar tum nahi maan na chahte
Toh main kya kar sakta hoon

Mera khoon jal gaya tha yeh baat sunke
Main ghus gaya mom ke room mein
Mujhe unse apni pocket money leni thi
Lekin andar ghusne ke baad
Jo najara mujhe dikha mere hosh udd gaye
Mom bina kapdo ke mirror ke saamne khadi
Apne aapko dekh rahi thi
Mujhe samajh nahi aaraha tha main kya karu
Ji urge ko maine badi mushkil se khatam kiya tha
Aaj wohi urge mere dil aur dimaag pe haawi ho chuka tha
Mera control khud pe se hat gaya
Main mom ke nange sharir ko bas dekhe ja raha tha
Kitni khubsurat hain mom
Sar se leke pair tak ek dum apsara
Unka shairr ek dum perfect tha
Aur unki gaand haaye kya gaand thi unki
Man kar raha tha
Abhi apna lund unki gaand mein ghusa doon
Tabhi mom peechhe mud gayi
Aur mujhe dekhke woh shocked reh gayi
Mom.. cheekhte hue..devaaa

Main hosh mein aagaya
Aur uske baad jo meri fati
Us pal mein main apna future dekh liya
Mom mujhe ghar se nikaal deti
Uske bàad main sadak pe aajata
Main behosh ho gaya
Deva jaise hi behosh hua
Main bhi behosh hone ka natak kar liya
Kyunki ek maa Apne bachche ko tabhi maaf kar sakti hai
Jab woh takleef mein ho
Deva ke behosh hote hi uski mom ghabra gayi
Woh deva ke pass aagayi
Use yeh bhi ehsaas nahi ho raha tha
Ki woh abhi bina kapdo ke hai
Waise Deva ki mom bhi bahut hot thi
Kya figure tha unka

Deva mere bachche kya hua tujhe
Deva hosh mein aana
Mujhe maaf kar de
Main tujhpe chillayi
Galti meri thi
Mujhe gate lock rakhna chahiye tha
Please mere bachche mujhe maaf kar de

Deva ki mom rote hue yeh sab bole ja rahi thi
Lekin deva ek ghante se pehle hosh mein aane waala nahi tha
Deva jab hosh mein nahi aaya
Toh uski mom ne doctor ko phone kar diya
Unhein bhi pata tha
Ki deva tab hi Behosh hota tha
Jab woh bahut ghabra jaata tha
Jab tak doctor Kalpana aayi
Tab tak mom ne kapde pehen liye
Doctor Kalpana deva ki mom ki freind thi
Woh mom ke room mein aagayi
Kalpana ko dekhte hi mom rone lagi
Deva ke ghar mein jitne bhi rooms the
Woh sab sound proof the
Kalpana..meera rone se kya hoga
Mom..main deva pe chillayi thi
Yeh sab meri wajah se hua hai
Kalpana..jab tujhe pata hai
Ki woh behosh ho jaayega
Toh kyun Kiya aisa tune
Mom..main kya karti usne harkat hi aisi ki thi
Kalpana..kya kiya usne
Mom..jaldi se check kar na
Yeh hosh mein kyun nahi aaraha hai

Kalpana deva ko check karne lagi
Kalpana..kuchh nahi hua hai
Thodi der mein hosh aajayega
Mom.. pakka aajayega na
Kalpana..haan
Ab main chalti hoon
Apna khyal rakhna
Mom..thank you

Uske baad doctor chali gayi
Kuchh der mein main hosh mein aagaya
Mom mera sar apni god mein liye hui
Baithi hui thi
Aur mere sar ke baalo mein hath fira rahi thi
Meri aankho mein aansu aagaye
Aur main rone laga
Mom..deva mere bachche tu hosh mein aagaya
Deva..i am sorry mom
Main bahut bura hoon
Mom..aisa mat bol mere bachche
Galti teri nahi thi
Deva..phir bhi mujhe knock karke aana chahiye tha
Mom..woh sab bhool jaa
Aur nashta karne chal

Mom mere ansu pochhne lagi
Mom.. bachcho ki tarah rota hai

Uske baad main mom ke sath bahar aagaya
Phir mom ne sabko awaj di
Sab aagayi
Aur nashta karne lagi
Meeta didi mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh rahi thi
Main apna khana khane laga
Phir main rahim ke ghar chala gaya
Mujhe sana didi ko gift bhi dena tha
Kal main unhein gift nahi de paaaya tha
Main door bell bajaya
Gate Rahim ki chhoti behen rabia ne khola
Woh mujhe dekhke khush ho gayi
Rabia..deva bhaiya aap

Aur main uski body ko dekhke khush ho raha tha
Sorry mera Lund
Kya maal thi rabia
Main uske hath mein chocolate rakh diya
Woh aur jyada khush ho gayi
Main andar chala gaya
Aur phir mujhe Salma aunty dikhi
Laal saari mein kya qeher dha rahi thi woh
Main jaake unke pair chhua
Salma..kaise ho beta
Rahim ne mujhe bataya
Ki kal tumhare sath kya hua tha
Main..main theek hoon aunty
Aap kaisi hain
Salma..tumhein dekh liya
Ab main bhi theek hoon
Main..nida didi kahan hain
Salma.. Apne room mein hogi
Main..mujhse gussa hain kya
Salma..bhaut jyada
Main..main unke room mein jaaun
Salma.. puchhne ki jarurat hai tumhein
Woh jinta rahim se pyar karti hai
Itna hi tumse

Main nida didi ke room mein ghus gaya
Yeh kya ho raha hai
Behenchod jahan ghuso nangi rehti hain
Behen ki laudi
Jaise hi nida didi ne mujhe dekha
Woh shocked ho gayi
Sana..tu yahan kyun aaya hai

Main toh unki body ko dekhne laga
Choot jhaanto se bhari hui thi
Jaise hi unhein samajh aaya ki main kya kr raha hoon
Nida..deva yeh kya badtamizi hai

Main kuchh nahi bola
Behenchod ek baar agar koi nangi dikh jaaye
Toh duniya idhar ki udhar ho jaaye
Main kisi ki nahi sunta
Use Chodne se mujhe koi rok nahi sakta
Haan woh alag baat hai
Ki agar woh mujhpe cheekh de
Toh meri gaand fat jaati hai
Aur main behosh ho jaata hoon
Nida..deva main puchh rahi hoon
Kuchh tujhse
Deva..aap bahut khubsurat ho didi
Nida..toh tujhe ab main khubsurat dikh rahi hoon
Deva.. pehle bhi dikhti thi
Lekin ab aur jyada dikh rahi ho
Nida..toh aage ka iraada kya hai
Deva..aapko chodne ka
Nida..toh tu Apne dost ki badi behen ko chodega
Deva.. Haan agar aap chodne dogi
Toh jarur chodunga
Nida.. pehle mujhe dekhna hai ki tu us layak hai ki nahi

Nida ki baat sunke main Apne kapde utaarne laga
Aur jaise hi main Apna underwear neeche kiya
Nida didi ki ankhein fati ki fati reh gayi
Ab main size nahi bataunga
Lekin itna bada tha
Ki bhosde ka bhi bhosda bana de
Main..haan toh ab aap bataiye
Ki aapko chodne ke layak hoon ki nahi
Nida..kya yeh asli hai
Main..aap khud check kar lo

Nida didi mere paas aagayi
Aur phir apne kaanpte hatho se mere lund ko pakad li
Aah kya ehsaas tha woh nida didi ke mulayam hath mere lund pe the
Nida..maine kabhi nahi socha tha
Ki yeh itna bada hoga
Main..toh kya ab main aapko chod sakta hoon
Nida..abhi nahi
Agar papa ghar pe hain
Unhein pata chala
Toh jaan se maar denge
Main..main aapko bachaunga
Bas aap mujhe apni choot de do
Nida..tu yeh mat samajhna
Ki main gidi hui hoon
Main ab tak Virgin hoon
22 saal ki ho gayi
Lekin aaj tak koi bf nahi bana
School mein sirf ek ladke se baat kar li thi
Toh papa ne belt se maara tha
Us din se aaj tak main kabhi ladko ke paas bhatki bhi nahi
Lekin ab main apne aapko nahi rok sakti
Mujhe chudna hai
Mujhe apni seal tudwani hai
Woh bhi tujhse
Main..lekin iska kya karu
Yeh tab tak shant nahi hoga
Jab tak iska paani nahi niklega
Nida..woh tu mujhpe chhod de

Yeh bolke nida didi ghunto ke bal baith gayi
Aur mere lund ko achche se dekhne lagi
Uske baad unhone apna munh khola
Aur mere lund ko munh mein lene lagi
Nida didi ka munh itna thanda tha
Ki main bata nahi sakta
Nida didi ko ubki aane lagi
Lekin phir bhi woh mere lund ko dheere dheere Chusne lagi

Sath mein mere balls ko sehalne lagi
Nida didi lund chuste hue mujhe dekh rahi thi
Woh ek hath se mere lund ko mithiyate hue apne munh mein le rahi thi
Aur dusre hath se mere balls ko sehla rahi thi
Main bata nahi sakta tha
Ki mujhe kitna maza aaraha tha
Kareeb 5 minute mere lund ko chusne ke baad
Nida didi ne mera lund Apne munh se nikaal diya
Aur haafne lagi
Nida.. jhad kyun nahi raha hai
Main..itni jaldi kaun jhadta hai
Nida..meri freind kehti hai
Ki itni jaldi hi jhadta hai
Uska bf
Main..jaldi karo na
Kahin koi aana jaaye
Nida..dar lag raha hai
Main..aapke liye dar lag raha hai


behenchod chudai ke waqt lund dar nahi lagta
Nida didi mujhe dekhne lagi
Uske baad woh mujhe bed pe Lita di
Aur mere lund ko phirse chusne lagi

Kya lag rahi thi nida didi
Main toh madhosh ho gaya
Aur phir kuchh samay baad
Main nida didi ke sar ko pakad liya
Aur use Apne lund pe dabate hue jhadne laga
Jab main jhad gaya
Toh nida didi ke sar ko chhod diya
Nida didi mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Mera cream unke honto se tapak raha tha
Main.. sorry didi
Main control nahi kar paaya
Nida..its ok
Ab kapde pehen lo
Koi aajayega

Uske baad main kapde pehen liya
Main..aap bhi PEHEN lo na
Warna phirse lund khada ho jaayega

Yeh sunke nida ne bhi kapde pehen liye
Aur phir bathroom mein jaake apna munh saaf ki
Aur phir mere paas aake baith gayi
Nida..aise kya dekh rahe ho
Main.. soch raha hoon
Nida..yahi na ki main itni besharam ban gayi
Mere papa itne strict hain
Ki mere peechhe private investigator ko laga rakhkha hai
Main kahan jaati hoon
Kya karti hoon
Un sabka pata rehta hai unhein
Main..toh is liye aapne mujhe chuna
Taaki main aapke ghar mein aake aap chod naaun
Nida..haan
Main.. agar aaj main aapko bina kapdo ke nahi dekhta
Toh aap kya karti
Nida..tujhe seduce karti
Lekin chudti tujhse hi
Waise mujhe nahi laga tha
Ki sexually tu itna strong hoga
Main..koi bhi sochega
Mariyal jaisa toh hoon

Yeh sunke nida didi hansne lagi

Deva..didi ek plan hai mere paas
Jisse hum dono aaj chudai kar sakte hain
Nida..kaise
Deva..aaj main yahin ruk jaata hoon
Sab raat ko doodh peete hi hain
Sabke doodh mein behoshi ki dawai mila dunga
Uske baad aap meri ho jaaogi
Nida..kahin kuchh gadbad ho gayi toh
Tu nahi jaanta ki mere papa kya hain
Deva..koi gadbad nahi hogi
Aapse vaada karti hoon
Nida..theek hai

Uske baad main room se nikal gaya
Aur rafiq ke room mein ghus gaya
Woh pubg khel raha tha
Woh mujhe dekhke khush ho gaya
Hum dono baatein karne lage
Aur baato baato mein main use bol diya
Ki meeta didi mujhse gussa hain
Isi liye main aaj yahi rukunga
Rafiq ko koi problem nahi thi
Usne Apni parent ko bata diya
Uncle aunty bhi maan gaye....

awesome update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 7
Abe kahan hai
Dev..kya hua
Deva..abe behoshi ki dawa kaunsi hoti hai
Dev..mujhse kyun puchh rahe ho
Deva..abe main medicine shop pe jaaunga
Aur bolunga ki mujhe behoshi ki dawa Chahiye
Toh saale police ko phone kar denge
Dev..waah plan tum banao
Aur successful main karu
Deva..tujhe bhi toh chudai karne ko milegi
Dev..theek hai

Pehle main gaya ek cyber cafe mein
Wahan se ek prescription print kiya
Uske baad main uspe deva ka naam likha
Aur phir jo medicine leni thi
Woh likha
Deva..waah tu toh doctor ki tarah likhta hai
Dev..ek assassin ko sab kuchh seekhna padta hai

Phir main medicine shop pe gaya
Jahan se main woh medicine le liya
Dev..ab tumhein pata hai
Ki aage kya karna hai
Deva..pata hai

Main nida didi ke paas gaya
Aur unhein woh medicine diya
Deva..aapko yeh doodh ke patile mein daalna hai
Nida..yeh toh main kar dungi
Lekin isse koi khatra toh nahi hai na

Koi khatra nahi hai
Tum use bol do
Deva..nahi didi yeh sirf neend ki dawai hai
Nida..tu kabse itna bahadur ho gaya
Deva..aapki khubsurti ne bana diya hai

Nida didi sharma gayi
Main uske baad rafiq ke room mein aagaya
Rafiq..kahan gaya tha
Main..gand marwane
Rafiq..saale
Main..uncle ne tujhe kuchh nahi kaha
Tera results dekhke
Rafiq..nahi
Unhone kaha ki is saal main achche se padhai karu
Main.. uncle toh bahut achche hain

Abe saale poore din dono hath upar karke khada karwaya tha
Rafiq ne socha

Nida didi ne doodh ke bartan mein woh dawai daal di
Raat mein salma aunty sabko doodh ka glass pakda ke chali gayi
Rafiq..ek toh is randi ko roz peena padta hai
Main..pee chup karke
Rafiq..saale tu toh khud doodh nahi peeta hai
Main..aandu jaldi pee
Teri biwi chodu

Rafiq munh banake doodh peene laga
Aur kareeb aadhe ghante baad sab ghode bechke so gaye
Main nida didi ke room mein ghus gaya
Woh mujhe dekhke muskura di
Main..toh aap tayyar hain
Nida..barso se

Main nida didi ko apni baaho mein le liya
Aur unhein kiss karne laga
Woh bhi mera sath dene lagi
Main apna hath unke ass pe rakh diya
Aur unhen kiss karte hue dabane laga
Nida didi aahein bharne lagi
Kuch der unhein kiss karne ke baad
Main unhein dekhne laga
Sachmein nida didi bahut khubsurat thi
Main..aap bahut khubsurat ho
Nida..yeh tu sirf is liye bol raha hai na
Ki aaj tu meri chudai karega
Main..nahi sachmein aap bahut khubsurat ho
Nida..yeh toh achchi baat hai

Uske baad main nida ko kiss karne laga
Phirse
Aur sath mein uske kapde bhi utaarne laga
Woh bhi mere kapde utaarne lagi
Woh mujhe dekhne lagi
behenchod kya maal thi
Nida didi
Ek dum patli dubli
Choot pe halke halke baal the
Choot ke hont aapas mein sate hue the
Nida..aise kya dekh raha hai
Main..aap virgin ho
Nida..agar nahi hui toh
Main..main kaunsa hoon

Yeh bolke main nida didi ko bed pe lita diya
Kitni sexy dikh rahi thi nida didi

Woh mujhe Apne paas aane ka ishara ki
Main uske upar aagaya
Aur use kiss karne laga
Sath mein uske boobs bhi dabane laga
Kitne mulayam the unke boobs
Main dono bade pyar se daba raha tha
Nida..bas aise hi daba deva
Main kabse tadap rahi thi
Ki koi mere sath aisa kare
Main..ab maim roz aapko pyar karunga didi
Nida..kar lena deva
Main roz tera wait karungi

Kuchh der unhein kiss karne ke baad
Main unke boobs chusne laga
Pehle right waale ko chusa phir left waale ko
Nida didi yeh sab nahi seh paayi
Aur jhadne lagi

Main unke boobs ko chusne ke baad
Unke pet ko chumne laga
Uske baad main apni jubaan unki naabhi mein daal diya
Nida..aah deva bahut achcha lag raha hai
Uff tu toh mujhe paagal kar dega

Kuchh der naabhi ko chusne aur chaatne ke baad main uski choot ko dekhne laga
Nida.. tujhe jaldi nahi ho rahi hai
Main..kis baat ki
Nida..meri freinds kehti hain
Ki ladke bahut jyada excited ho jaate hain
Unhein sirf apne maze se matlab hota hai
Main.. har kisi ka apna apna andaz hota hai

Yeh bolke main choot ke dono faanko ko faila diya

Aur apni jubaan uski choot mein daalke khuredne laga
Nida didi machalne lagi
Main unki choot ke har hisse ko chusne laga
Chaatne laga

Kuchh hi der mein nida didi jhad gayi
Main uske baad let gaya
Nida didi uthi
Aur meri taango ke beech mein aake baith gayi
Nida..yeh itna bada kyun hai
Main..mujhe kya pata
Nida.. Dekh toh dono mutthi mein bhi nahi aaraha hai
Main..chuso na
Nida.. chusti hoon na
Ajeeb lagta hai

Nida didi apni jubaan nikaali aur mere lund ko chaatne lagi
Main madhosh ho gaya
Uske baad unhone apna munh khola
Aur gap se mere lund ko apne munh mein leke chusne lagi

Main uske sar ko sehlane laga
Main..bas aise hi chusti raho didi
Bahut achche se chus rahi ho aap
Bas aise hi

Nida..tera lund bahut bada hai
Itna bada toh filmo mein hota hai
Main.. kaunsi film
Nida.. porn
Main..aap porn dekhti ho
Nida..kabhi kabhi
Kyun tu nahi dekhta
Main..nahi
Nida..iska matlab teri koi gf hai
Main..nahi hai
Nida..toh sonam kaun hai
Main..kya matlab
Nida.. matlab yeh ki mujhe pata hai
Ki tu sonam ke sath chudai kar chuka hai
Main..sonam didi bhi na
Nida..tujhe dar nahi lagta
Main..kis baat ka
Nida..kahin sonam ne teri didi ko bata diya toh
Main..nahi
Aap lund chuso na
Phir balls bhi chusna

Kuchh der nida didi mere lund ko chusti rahi
Phir mere balls ko chusne lagi
Main..aapke munh ko chod loon
Nida..chod le

Main khada hua
Aur apna lund nida didi ke munh mein daalke
Unke sar ko pakadke chodne laga
Lekin pyar se
Jisse unhein dard na ho

Kuchh der unke munh ko chodne ke baad
Main unhein lita diya
Nida.. pehle oil laga le

Main oil ki bottle uthaya
Aur apne lund pe daal diya
Aur nida didi ki choot pe bhi
Nida didi ghabrane lagi
Main unki kamar ko pakda
Aur ek dhakka maara
Supada andar chala gaya
Nida didi ko dard hone laga
Main ek aur dhakka maara
Nida didi ki seal toot te hi
Unki cheekh nikal gayi
Woh rone lagi
Nida..deva bahut dard ho raha hai deva kuchh kar mar gayi main
Mujhe nahi chudna hai
Tu nikaal apna lund

Main nida didi ko kiss karne laga
Aur dheere dheere unhein chodne laga
Nida didi bas roye ja rahi thi
Mera lund unki choot ke khoon se san chuka tha
Main mauka dekhke ek aur dhakka maara
Aur utaar Diya apna Lund unki boor mein
Nida didi phirse rone lagi
Main unhein shant karne ki koshish karne laga
Nida..ab dard kam hai
Tu ab mujhe chod
Bana le mujhe apni
Janse sonam ne mujhe bataya tha
Ki tu kitna achcha chudai karta hai
Main tujhse chudne ke liye beqarar thi

Aur phir main apni speed badha diya

Nida didi har dhakke pe cheekh padti
Main poori speed mein unhen chode ja raha tha
Nida..deva itna jor se bhi mat chod
Ki meri choot ka bhosda ban jaaye
Main..kyun maza nahi aaraha hai
Nida..bahut aaraha hai
Uii maa meri choot ki dhajjiya uda raha hai
Tera lund

Nida didi ki choot itni tight thi
Ki mera lund badi mushkil se andar bahar ho raha tha
Lekin maza bhi bahut aaraha tha
Main kuchh der tak nida didi ko chodta raha
Aur phir woh jhadne lagi
Uske baad main unki choot se lund nikaala
Aur apne lund ko aur unki choot ko saaf kiya
Phir main unhein ghodi banne ko bola
Aur unhein ghodi banake chodne laga

Aise hi main bahut der tak unhein alag position mein chodta raha
Last mein woh rone lagi
Unhein rota hua dekh
Main apna lund unki choot se nikaal liya
Aur unke munh mein daal diya
Woh mere lund ko tab tak chusti rahi
Jab tak main jhad nahi gaya
Woh mera saara cum gatak gayi
Uske baad main thodi der letke apni saanso ko control karne laga
Main time dekha
Toh pata chala pichhle ek ghante se main unhen chod raha tha
Phir main unhein bathroom mein leke gaya
Geaser on kiya
Phir room mein aake bed sheet change kiya
Aur phir bedsheet ko bathroom mein leke aaya
Phir main towels bhigoya garam paani mein
Aur nida didi ki choot ko sekne laga
Nida.. tu rehne de main kar lungi
Main..are aap aaram se baitho
Abhi toh poori raat aapko chodni hai
Nida..tu toh mujhe maar hi dega
Main..Chudai se kaun marta hai
Nida..aaj rehne de
Phir Kabhi jitna man chahe chod lena

Main hansne laga
Uske baad main unhein bed pe laake lita diya
Woh mujhe dekhne lagi
Nida..tu kitna achcha hai
Main..aap bhi toh achchi ho
Mujhe apni seal todne diya Aapne

Nida sharma gayi
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur meri aur nida Didi dono ki gaand fat gayi
Humare saamne salma aunty khadi thi
Salma aunty ki ankho mein khoon utar aaya
Salma..harami kutte
Maine tujhe Apna beta samjha
Aur tune mere hi ghar ki izzat ko taar taar kar diya
Aaj tu yahan se zinda nahi jaayega
Aur tu kalmuhi poth Diya na humare munh pe kaalik
Kaash main tujhe tere paida hote hi maar deti

Salma aunty ka gussa dekhke
Main kaanpne laga
Behenchod yeh kaisi beemaari hai
Laanat hai jab dekho behosh hone lagta hoon
Aur phir main Behosh ho gaya

Deva ke behosh hote hi main lapka
Aur salma ko pakadke gate lock kar diya
Salma..harami chhod mujhe
Kutte chhod de mujhe

Main salma ko bed pe dhakel diya
Salma ki najar mere
Matlab deva ke lund pe padi
Salma..suuwar ke bachche
Teri yeh himmat

Nida kuchh bolne ki haalat mein nahi thi
Kyunki use pata tha
Ki ab woh zinda nahi bachegi

Main salma ke paas pahunch gaya
Salma ghabra gayi
Main use lagatar do thappad maara
Main..yeh dono thappad
Mujhe harami aur mere baap ko pig bolne ke liye tha
Ab yeh batao
Ki tumhari beti nida baaligh hai ki nahi
Salma..tune mujhpe hath uthaya
Mere shauhar tujhe zinda gaad denge

Main ek aur thappad maara salma ko
Woh rone lagi
Main..jo puchh raha hoon
Uska jawab do
Salma..haan hai meri beti baaligh
Lekin isse mujhe koi matlab nahi hai
Main.. marzi uski
Marzi meri
Tum beech mein taang adane waali kaun
Salma..woh meri beti hai
Main..toh
Tujhe aur tere husband ko yeh haq kisne diya
Ki tu kisi aur ki zindagi ka faisla kare
Salma..agar teri behen ke sath mera beta aisa karta toh kya karta tu
Main..mujhe ghanta faraq nahi padta
Aur tujhe Apne husband ko batana hai
Toh bata de
Lekin yaad rakhna
Nida ko agar kuchh hua
Toh tumhein tumhare husband ko
Aur tumhare bete
Zinda zameen mein gaad dunga

Salma dar se kaanpne lagi
Main Apne kapde pehna
Lekin mujhe pata tha
Ki mere yahan se jaane ke baad
Salma Apne husband ko sab bata degi
Yeh uske chehre pe likha tha
Main..nida apni maa ko nanga karo
Nida..deva
Main..are idiot Yahi ek raasta hai
Salma..jaan se maar dungi
Main..mujhe tumhari maa ki ek nude photo Chahiye
Jiske baad yeh apna munh band rakhkhegi

Aur agar isne aisa nahi kiya
Toh is city ke har wall pe iska poster lagwa dunga
Salma rone lagi
Salma..main kisi ko nahi bataungi
Please mujhe be aabru mat karo
Nida main teri maa hoon
Nida..lekin aap papa ko bata dengi
Aur woh mujhe maar denge
Salma..meri bachchi main kisi ko nahi bataungi
Nida..khaao rafiq ki kasam
Salma..main rafiq ki kasam khati hoon

Main nida ko aankh maar diya
Woh muskura di
Uske baad main nikal gaya
Rafiq ke ghar se

Jab meri aankh khuli toh meri gaand fat gayi
Kyunki main ek plane mein tha
Aur plane ka gate khula hua tha
Deva..saale chutiye yeh kya hai
Dev..aaj se tumhari training shuru
Tab tak tumhein trained karunga
Jab tak tum behosh hona band nahi ho jaate
Tab tak tum ghar bhi nahi jaa paaoge
Deva..yeh main nahi karunga
Dev..karna hi hoga
Warna tum kabhi ghar nahi jaa paaoge
Deva..mere sath aisa kyun kar raha hai
Dev..saale madarchod behenchod
Chutiye kal ko kisi ne kajol ka rape kar liya
Toh tu uska kya ukhaad lega


Yeh sunte hi main gusse se paagal ho gaya
Aur plane se kood gaya
Aur apna parachute utaar ke fenk diya
Kyunki mujhe pata tha
Ki meri yeh beemaari kabhi theek nahi hogi
Main zindagi bhar kayar hi rahunga
Kya fayda aisi zindagi jee ke
Dev..yeh kya kiya
Ab hum dono mar jaayenge
Deva..tujhe meri maa behno ko gaali nahi deni chahiye the

Mujhe sochna chahiye tha
Lekin ab jo ho gaya so ho gaya
Tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
Ki mujhe agar aise hi marna hota
Toh main kabka mar chuka hota
Lekin maine aaj bhi zinda hoon
Mujhe deva ko bachana hoga
Main use aise marne nahi de sakta
Mujhe samjhna chahiye tha ki deva kitna emotional type hai
Shayad mujhe aaj koshish karni Chahiye
Kya pata meri powers wapas aajaye
Aur main apni aankhein band kiya
aur cheek pada....

fabelous update dost

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 8
Meri body se yellow colour ki energy nikal rahi thi
Waise hi jaise ek saiyan se nikalti hai
Ab mujhe nahi pata ki mere andar yeh powers kahan se aayi
Lekin pehli baar yeh tab jaagi thi
Jab main master ko haraya tha
Us Jung mein ya toh master marte
Ya phir main
Master ne mujhe maar hi diya tha
Lekin phir pata nahi kya hua
Meri body se white energy nikalne lagi
Aur uske baad jo main master ko dhoya
Aaj tak kisi ne unhein is tarah nahi dhoya tha
Duniya ke best martial artist the woh
Toh main sky mein udd raha tha
Rukne ki koshish kar raha tha
Lekin ruk nahi paa raha tha
Aur dekhte hi dekhte main space mein pahunch gaya
Mujhe saans lene mein dikkat hone lagi
Aur meri aankhein band hone lagi
Aur kuchh hi der mein main behosh ho gaya
Behosh hoke main neeche gidne laga
Jaise jaise main neeche gid raha tha
Waise waise meri body se yellow energy aur jyada nikalne lagi thi
Logo ko din mein hi toot ta tara dikhne laga
Jo ki ek dum chamak raha tha




Kahin door space mein
Ek space ship thi
Jiske monitor pe signal chamakne laga tha
Kaafi awaj bhi aarahi thi monitor se
Space ship mein kayi log the
Par woh insaan nahi the
Woh kisi aur grah ke praani the

Ek ladki thi
Woh monitor pe signal pe dekhke uchhal padi
Us ship mein jitne bhi log the
Unki ankho mein khushi ke aansu the
Us ship ke captain ka naam avni tha
Avni..jaldi se us jagah le chalo
Ship jaldi
Khain hum use kho na dein


Woh door kisi grah pe
Ek ladka screen pe najrein gadaye hua tha
Jaise hi usne woh signal dekha

Woh cheekh pada
Tumhein apne hatho se maarunga
Tumhare pita ne humare hanste khelte grah ko Barbaad kar diya

Aur phir woh ek space ship mein baithke
Nikal pada us jagah

Avni aur uski ship us jagah pahunch chuki tha
Lekin use woh nahi mila
Jiski use talash thi
Woh udaas ho gayi

Tabhi ek budha uske paas aaya

Koi baat nahi beti
Hum ab uske itne kareeb pahunch chuke hain
Jald hi woh humein mil jaayega

Avni..baba pata nahi kab milega woh humein
Maa aur pitaji ab bhi qaid mein hain
Uski qaid mein
Jise dragon balls ki location chahiye

Ek mere baba hi jaante hain
Ki dragon balls kahan hain

Pichhle 25 saalo se woh humari duniya ko til til maar raha hai
Humari ek hi ummid hai
Aapne hi toh kaha tha
Ki legendary saiyan ka janam ho chuka hai
Aur wohi humein jaaku aur uski beti ke zulm se azaadi dilayega
Baba..haan beti maine hi bhavishya vaani ki thi
Aur mujhe yakeen hai
Ki hum use jarur dhund lenge
Tumhara bhai kahan hai
Avni..woh toh wohi hain
Baba..tumne use dawayi di thi na
Avni..haan di toh thi
Baba..phir theek hai

Phir avni ki ship wahan se nikal gayi
Aur tabhi wahan avna ki ship aagayi
Woh nikal pada earth ki taraf
Avna..main aaraha hoon
Main aaraha hoon
Ab tumhara ant tay hai

Aur avna paaglo ki tarah hansne laga

Jab mujhe hosh aaya
Toh main shocked ho gaya
Kyunki main assassin's Valley mein tha
Meri body pe kayi jagah patti bandhi hui thi
Main uthke baith gaya
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur mujhe rachel dikhi
Mere tan badan mein aag lag gayi
Uske jism pe ek shawl tha
Bilkul sholay waale thakur ki tarah
Deva..bhai yeh miss universe rachel hai
Dev..shut up
Rachel..toh tumhein hosh aagaya
Dev..main yahan kaise aaya
Rachel..tum aasmaan se seedha humare ghar ke aangan mein gide the

Abe toh hum zinda kaise hain
Saale mujhe toh laga tha
Ki main mar gaya
Dev..yeh tumne itni garmi mein Shawl kyun daal rakhkha hai
Rachel.. bas aise hi
Kaun ho tum
Dev.. mera naam deva hai
Aur main india se hoon
Rachel.. par tum insaan toh nahi lagte
Itni unchayi se gidke kaun zinda bachta hai
Dev..hote hain kuchh log
Jinki peeth mein khanjar maara jaata hai
Phir bhi woh zinda bach jaate hain

Yeh sunte hi rachel soch mein pad gayi
Aur phir uski ankho mein aansu aagaye
Aur Woh wahan se bina kuchh bole nikal gayi
Deva..kya jarurat thi
Bechari ko rulane ki
Dev..my ass
Uske aansu
Tadpa tadpa ke maarunga
Us haramzaadi ko
Deva.. betichod tune Salma aunty pe hath uthaya
Behenchod chod dunga teri
Woh meri maa saman hain
Dev..mujhe Jo sahi laga
Woh maine kiya

Main rone laga
Salma aunty ne mujhe apna beta samjha tha
Aur use mere hatho ne maara
Dev..are tum phirse rone lage
Use tumne Kahan maara tha
Use toh Maine maara tha
Chalo ab rona band karo
Deva..lekin hath toh mere hi the na
Dev..deva har waqt rona achchi baat nahi hai
Deva.. Tune mujhe gaali bhi di
Aaj tak mujhe maa behno ki gaali kisi ne bhi nahi di thi
Dev..achcha maaf kar do
Ab kabhi aisa nahi karunga

Tabhi mujhe woh insaan dikha
Jise dekhke meri ankho mein aansu aagaye
Mere master
Mere father mere sab kuchh
Jinhone mujhe nayi zindagi di thi
Master..toh tumhein hosh aagaya

Deva inse tum.baat karo
Deva..jee
Master..ab kaise ho
Deva..theek hoon
Master..tum asmaan mein kar kya rahe the

Abe kya batau

Wohi jo sach hai
Unhein batao
Ki tum kitne darpok aur kamzor ho
Apna dar nikaalne ke liye tum plane se kood gaye the

Maine master ko wohi bataya
Master..aisa kyun
Deva..jee bachpan se hi main kamzor hoon
Mera dil kamzor hai
Mujhse koi unchi awaj mein baat kar le
Toh main behosh ho jaata hoon
Yeh samajh lijiye
Is duniya ka sabse darpok aur kamzor insaan hoon main
Master..toh yeh baat hai
Main tumhara dar nikaal sakta hoon
Lekin badle mein mujhe bhi tumse kuchh Chahiye
Deva..main kuchh samjha nahi
Master..mujhe cancer hai
Mere jaane ke baad meri beti ka koi nahi bachega khyal rakhne ko
Main chahta hoon tum meri beti se Shaadi kar lo

Main sochne laga master paagal toh nahi ho gaye hain
Rachel kaunsa koi abla naari hai
Woh bhi toh assassin hai

Abe kya bolu main

Wajah puchho
Deva..lekin aapki beti ka khyal kyun rakhna hai
Master..ek ladka jab 5 saal ka tha
Tab maine use bachaya
Paala poske bada kiya
Use apna beta maana
Lekin badle mein usne mere sath Vishwaas ghaat kiya
Mera koi bhi student kisi dusre student ke sath physical nahi ho sakta

Lekin usne meri hi beti ke sath aisa kiya
Galti meri beti ki bhi thi
Meri beti ke paas do option the
Pehla
Woh us ladke ko maar de
Dusra
Use 10 ladko ke sath ek sath sona tha

Meri beti ne pehla option chuna
Aur usne use maar diya
Lekin baad mein usne apni dono aankhein ko khatam kar diya

Deva..aapko sharam nahi aayi
Apni beti ko aise options dete hue
Master..kya karta
Majbur tha main
Mujhe Pata tha ki agar main use apni jaan dene ka option dunga
Toh woh bina kuchh soche apni maut accept kar legi
Deva..lekin Agar woh dusra option choose kar leti toh
Master..woh meri beti hai
Mujhe pata tha
Ki woh aisa nahi karegi
Deva..lekin agar woh dusra option choose kar leti toh
Master..toh phir use main Apne hatho se maar deta
Aur phir use
Toh ab batao kya faisla hai tumhara
Deva..lekin ab bhi toh aap mujhe apni beti de rahe hain
Main bhi toh aapka student banunga ab
Master..bade hoshiyaar ho
Par main tumhein apna student banane se pehle usse tumhari shaadi karwa raha hoon
Deva..mujhe koi problem nahi hai

Master chale gaye
Aur dev fut fut ke rone laga
Dev ne jab se hosh sambhala tha
Tab se aaj tak woh nahi roya tha
Lekin aaj woh fut fut ke ro raha tha

I am sorry master
I am sorry
Please mujhe maaf kar dijiye

Rachel Apne room mein baithi ro rahi thi
Rachel.. please dev
I am sorry
I am sorry
Please wapas aajao
Mujhe tumhari zarurat hai
Main kaise jeeyungi tumhare bina


Tabhi master Rachel ke room mein aagaye
Master..ro rahi ho beti
Rachel..aapko kya lagta hai
Aapne meri zindagi barbaad kar di
Ab kya chahte hain aap
Master.. shayad main yeh haq kho chuka hoon
Lekin phir bhi
Marne se pehle meri aakhir wish poori kar dogi
Rachel.. pehle apni wish bataiye
Phir sochungi
Master..marne se pehle tumhari shaadi karna chahta hoon
Rachel.. Kabhi nahi
Main Dev ki thi
Aur usi ki rahungi
Mujhe nafrat hai aapse
Marte marte bhi aap mujhe takleef deke jaana chahte hain

Master ghutno ke bal baith gaye
Master..main tumse bheekh maangta hoon
Please meri wish poori kar do
Rachel.. papa uth jaaiye
Aapko Shobha nahi deta
Kisi ke saamne jhukna
Master.. please dear
Meri wish poori kar do

Rachel rone lagi


Yahan dev chup hone ka naam nahi le raha tha
Dev.. thank you meri rachel ko apnane ke liye
Deva..kaisi baat karta hai
Ab hum family hain
Tune meri jaan bachayi hai
Itna toh main kar hi sakta hoon
Woh alag baat hai ki tune mujhe gaali di

Dev.. thank you
Deva..rone ka department mera hai
Bhool gaya kya

Hum dono hanse lage
Usi din meri aur rachel ki shaadi ho gayi
Main bahut khush tha
Mujhe pata tha
Ki agar main zinda rehta
Toh kabhi main aur rachel ek ho nahi paate

Jab main aur rachel Apne room mein pahunche
Toh Rachel ne mera collar pakad liya
Rachel..agar kabhi mujhe chhune ki koshish ki
Toh jaan se maar dungi
Dev.. mujhe sherni ko chhedne ka koi shauk nahi hai

Rachel ne mujhe chhod diya
Deva.. Abe bhabhi toh bahut khatarnaak hai
Aur kya maal hai
Dev..meeta bhi ek number maal hai
Deva..saale
Dev..meri rachel ko kabhi bhool se bhi nahi chhuna
Deva..abe woh meri biwi hai
Dev..no
She is mine
Deva..bhadakta kyun hai

Agli subah se master ne deva ko training deni shuru kar di
Deva..abe yeh kya bakchodi hai
Saala buddha paagal ho gaya hai
Yeh toh tujhse bhi bada harami nikla
Saale agar mujhe pata hota
Toh main kabhi training ke liye tayyar nahi hota

Deva rone laga
Mujhe hansi aagayi
Kyunki deva ke saamne ek anaconda tha
Deva ko baandh diya gaya tha
Ek mote se kapde mein
Bilkul kisi Mummy ki tarah
Deva master ke pair pakad liya
Main.. sasur jee
Aisa mat kijiye
Aapki beti vidhwa ho jaayegi
Sasur jee please

Deva bhaagne ki koshish karne laga
Lekin kuchh der Pehle deva ko jo soup peelaya tha
Master ne use peene ke baad
Insaan ka sharir paralysed ho jaata hai

Aur kuchh hi der mein woh anaconda deva ke Sharir ko nigal gaya
Deva behosh ho chuka tha
Jab deva ko hosh aaya
Toh deva tab bhi anaconda ke pet mein tha
Deva phir se behosh ho gaya
Master ko pata tha
Ki anaconda kab khana pachana shuru karta hai
Usee pehle hi anaconda deva ke sharir ko ugal deta tha

Kyunki woh master ka paaltu tha
Hazam na ho yeh baat toh hajmola kha lena
Kyunki real mein bhi kayi insaano ne yeh try kiya hai

Deva phirse hosh mein aagaya
Deva.. Abe dev bacha le saale kahin main mar na jaaun
Saale dekh liyo

Rachel deva ki cheekhein sun rahi thi
Tabhi mujhe ek idea aaya
Main rach rach karke chillane laga
Rachel ko rach main hi bulata tha
Rach ka dil dhadakne laga
Woh Apne kaano ko band kar li.....

nice update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 9
Master apni aakhri saansein le rahe the
Mera dil bhar aaya tha
In 6 mahino mein master mere pita jaise ho gaye the
Unhone kabhi mujhe mehsus nahi hone diya
Ki main apne ghar pe nahi hoon
Aur kuchh hi der mein unhone dum tod diya
Lekin mujhse jyada dukh dev ko tha
Master ko dafnane ke baad
Main rach ke paas gaya
Dev..tum mere sath mere ghar chalogi
Rachel..main yahan se kahin nahi jaaungi
Yeh mere dad ka ghar hai
Dev..lekin meri bhi toh family hai
Main tumhein chhodke nahi ja sakta
Rachel..maine tumhein thodi rok rakhkha hai
Tu ja sakte ho


Mujhe pata tha ki dev Rachel ke bina nahi jaayega
Main apni family se 6 mahine se nahi mila tha
Aur na unse baat ki thi
Pata nahi unka kya haal ho raha hoga

Deva ki majburi main samajhta tha
Isi liye mujhe Rachel ko manana hi tha
Kisi bhi haalat mein
Dev.. please rach maan jaao na
Na main tumhare bina reh sakta hoon
Aur na apni family ke bina
Please rach please
Rachel..yeh tum mujhe rach Kyun kehte ho
Dev..bas aise hi
Rachel..main tumhein dad ke promise se azaad karti hoon
Dev..aur jo humari shaadi hui uska kya
Rachel..mujhe pata hai
Ki tum achche ladke ho
Kyun mujhe sath rakhkhe apni zindagi barbaad karna chahte ho
Dev.. bematlab ki baatein mat karo

Yeh sunke Rachel muskura di
Rachel..achcha theek hai
Le chalo mujhe Apne ghar
Lekin koi behuda harkat nahi
Dev..ajeeb ho tum bhi
Maine kabhi tumse badtamizi ki hai
Rachel..nahi ki hai
Lekin main phir bhi tumhein bol rahi hoon

Aur phir hum nikal pade
Main flight mein baitha
Rachel ko dekhe ja raha tha
Kitni khubsurat thi woh
Master ne deva ka jis Tarah se dar nikaala tha
Usse toh main bhi shocked ho gaya tha
Kyunki aisa unhone kisi ke sath nahi kiya tha

Maine ek taxi book ki
Aur nikal pada apne ghar
Door bell bajaya
Kuchh der baad gate khula
Mere saamne payal didi khadi thi

Woh rote hue mujhse lipat gayi
Payal..kahan tha tu
Kyun kiya tune aisa

Ab main unke rone pe dhyan nahi de raha tha
Main toh unke boobs jo meri chhati se touch ho rahe the
Unhein feel karne mein laga hua tha

Didi mujhse alag hui
Aur phir mujhe maarne lagi
Tabhi bhabhi rachel ne uska hath pakad liya
Rachel..behen ho behen ki tarah raho
Payal..yeh kaun hai

Abhi main bolne hi waala tha
Ki tabhi dev ne mujhe chup rehne ko kaha
Dev..woh kya hai mera accident ho gaya tha
Inke pita ne meri jaann bachayi
Ab woh is duniya mein nahi rahe
Aur unhone mujhe aakhri saans lete hue kaha
Ki main iska khyal rakhkhu

Jise sunne ke baad Rachel gusse se laal ho padi
Rachel..jhuth bol raha hai yeh
Main iski wife hoon

Yeh sunte hi didi ne mere munh pe gate maar di aur phir chali gayi
Tabhi mom ko dekha main
Aah aah haaye
Kitni hot thi meri mom
Lund khada kar diya tha unhone mera
Kya boobs hain mom ke

Woh rote hue mujhse lipat gayi
Main unhein bhi wohi bataya
Jo maine didi ko bataya tha
Jisse sunne ke baad woh rachel ko Apne seene se laga li
Mom..main zindagi bhar tumhara aur tumhare pita ka yeh ehsaan nahi bhulungi
Rachel..uski koi jarurat nahi hai
Mom..main kabhi tumhein mehsus nahi hone dungi
Ki tum meri beti nahi ho
Rachel.. par main toh aapki bahu hoon

Mom muskura di aur phir rachel ko andar leke gayi
Jab woh ja rahi thi
Toh main unki matakti hui gand dekhne laga
Kya gaand hai
Aur main mom ko chodte hue imagine karne laga
Dev..yeh kya behudgi hai
Deva..yeh behudgi nahi deva gidi hai
Dev..tum kabse itni gandi soch rakhne lage
Deva..dekh maine kabhi rach se direct baat nahi ki
Kyunki woh teri hai
Aur na kabhi use gandi najar se dekha
Haan woh alag baat hai kabhi kabhi majburi mein mera lund khada ho jaata tha
Usi tarah
Main apni life mein kya karta hoon
Isse tujhe koi matlab nahi hona Chahiye

Kajol shayad school gayi thi
Aur meeta pata nahi kahan thi
Maa mere paas aake mujhe dekhne lagi
Mom..mujhe yakeen tha
Ki tu wapas jarur aayega
Deva..yeh aap itna dubla kaise gayi
Mom..bas aise hi
Deva..mom
Mom.. Kaha na aise hi
Tu bhi kitne sawal karta hai
Deva..ab main aapse kabhi door nahi jaaunga

Yeh bolke main mom se lipat gaya
Haaye kya ehsaas tha
Mom ki body ka
Lund khada ho chuka tha
Mom..mera bachcha
Deva..didi kahan hain
Mom.. college gayi hai
Deva..kya unhein bhi meri yaad aati thi
Mom.. jabse tu gaya
Tabse woh kisi se baat nahi karti hai
Deva..aur gudiya
Mom..tu khud hi dekh lena
Woh kaisi hai
Bilkul murjha gayi hai woh

Ab aap sab yeh soch rahe honge
Ki main mila apni family se
Ek jara bhi emotional nahi hua
Na roya
Balki unhein tharak bhari najro se Dekhne laga
Pehle main is wajah se darta tha
Ki kahin unhein ehsaas bhi ho gaya
Ki main unhein tharak bhari najro se dekhta hoon
Toh pata nahi woh sab kya karengi
Lekin ab mujhe koi parwah nahi hai
Iska matlab yeh nahi hai
Ki main unse pyar nahi karta
Apni jaan se jyada karta hoon

Mom ne mere aur Rachel ke liye khana bana diya
Aur hum Dono ko Apne hatho se khilane lagi

Rachel ki ankho mein aansu aagaye
Mom ko abhi tak ehsaas nahi hua tha
Ki rachel andhi hai

Lekin jab rachel ne mom ke chehre ko chhuke boli
Rachel..maine kabhi apni maa ko nahi dekha
Lekin shayad aap ke jaisi hi meri maa hoti

Mom ki ankho mein aansu aagaye
Woh meri taraf dekhi
Main apni Gardan haan mein hila diya
Mom rone lagi
Rachel..kya hua aap ro kyun rahi hain
Kya Maine kuchh galat keh diya
Mom..nahi beti
Tune kuchh bhi galat nahi kaha

Yeh bolke mom rachel ko Apne seene se laga li

Kajol ke ghar aane ka samay ho gaya tha
Lekin abhi tak woh ghar nahi aayi thi
Tabhi mom ka phone baja
Mom.. hello kaun
Aadmi..mera naam maanik hai
teri beti mere kabje mein hai

Mom...kya

Deva..kya hua

Mom ne speaker on kar diya

Agar woh tujhe zinda chahiye
Toh apne bhai se keh de
Ki mere bhai kalua ko chhod de
Warna teri beti ki izzat mere har aadmi lootenge
Teri bachchi 9 mahine mein hi bachcha de degi
Aur use yeh bhi pata nahi hoga
Ki bachcha kiska hai
Tere paas do ghante hain

Mom rote hue mama ko phone laga di

Meri aankho mein khoon utar aaya
Dev kasam hai tujhe rachel ki
Jo karunga main karunga
Bhale hi meri jaan hi kyun na chali jaaye



Kajol ko ek chair se bandha hua tha
Aur jitne bhi gunde the
Woh sab use dekhke apna lund sehla rahe the
Ki kab unhein mauka mile
Aur woh use noch daalein

Maanik khud bhi kajol pe fida ho gaya tha
Woh uske saamne baitha hua tha
Maanik..mere bhai jab chhut jaayega
Tab tu meri raani banegi
Tujhse jyada khubsurat ladki maine aaj tak nahi dekhi
Dil machal raha hai tujhe dekhke mera
Aur lund bhi

Kajol na cheekh rahi thi
Aur na koi reaction de rahi thi

Tabhi cheekhein sunayi dene lagi
Sabko

Mere hath mein mere master ki sword thi
Jo unhone marte waqt mujhe diya tha
Jo khoon se poori laal ho chuki thi

Bahar mein jitne bhi log the
Unke tukde tukde kar chuka tha main
Ab andar bhi log the
Jinhone mujhe dekhte hi mujhpe apni gun taan di
Maanik..kaun hai tu
Deva.. main tera woh baap hoon
Jo teri maa ko chodega
Maanik..bhoon daal madarchod ko

Deva..woh toh main banunga hi

Uske aadmi mujhpe fire karne lage
Lekin maine master ka diya hua
Dress pehen rakhkha tha
Maanik..maa ke laudo
Sar pe goli maaro

Lekin tab tak bahut der ho chuki thi
Main un aadmiyo ke paas pahunch chuka tha
Aur phir khach khach
Main sabki gardan udata gaya
Bas kuchh seconds
Maanik ne jab yeh dekha
Toh apni gun mujhpe taan diya
Uske hath kaanp rahe the
Main.. main pehle tere hath kaatunga
Phir tere pair
Uske baad teri gaand mein loha pighla ke daalunga
Tere tatto ko kaatke tere hi munh mein daalunga
Uske baad teri aankho mein tezaab daalunga

Yeh sunte hi maanik ke hath se uski gun chhut gayi
Maanik..mujhe maaf kar do

Lekin iske aage woh kuchh bol nahi paaya
Kyunki main uski Gardan uda chuka tha
Phir main apni sword peeth pe latkaya
Aur kajol ko dekhne laga
Kajol bas mujhe hi dekhe ja rahi thi
Main use khol diya
Deva..gudiya

Lekin gudiya ne jo uske baad kiya
Main madhosh ho gaya
Kajol mere Honto pe apne hont rakh di
Aur unhein chusne lagi
Ab pehle waala deva agar main rehta
Toh use jarur kuchh kehta
Lekin maa chudaye sab
Kiss karne ko mil raha hai
Woh bhi apni chhoti behen ko

Main kajol ko kiss karne laga
Kajol bhi poori shiddat se mujhe kiss kar rahi thi
Jab uski saans ukhadne lagi
Tab usne kiss tod diya
Aur lambi lambi saansein lene lagi

Uski aankho se aansu nikalne lage
Use rota dekh meri aankho se bhi aansu nikal pade
Lekin woh phirse mujhe kiss karne lagi
Main bhi uska sath dene laga
Main use apni god mein utha liya
Woh mujhe kiss karti rahi
Main use car ke paas leke aaya
Jo mom ki thi
Beech mein kajol ne kiss toda
Aur tab tak main use car mein bitha diya
Jaise hi main driving seat pe baitha
Woh meri god mein aake baith gayi
Aur phirse mujhe kiss karne lagi

Aur idhar main apna sar khuja raha tha
Ki kahin Deva ki behen paagal toh nahi ho gayi hai
Ab master ko pata tha
Ki deva ka dar nikalne ke baad
Uska jo dil karega
Woh wohi karega
Lekin master yeh thodi jaante the
Ki deva aisa ban jaayega
Ki apni behno se hi
Main toh ise bahut seedha samajhta tha
Ab ismein iski bhi koi galti nahi thi
Kyunki deva ke andar hermones hadd se jyada the

Kajol mujhe kiss karna band hi nahi kar rahi thi
Ek taraf achcha bhi lag raha tha
Lekin dusri taraf mujhe samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki aakhir kyun kajol aisa kar rahi hai
Kya use mujhse pyar ho gaya
Lekin aisa kaise ho sakta hai
Mujhe beemaari hai
Isi liye main sabko hawas bhari najro se dekhta hoon
Lekin kajol ko kya hua
Main ek jagah car rok diya

Aur kajol ko khudse alag kiya
Kajol mujhe phirse kiss karne lagi
Main use dobara khudse alag kiya
Woh mere seene pe mere chehre pe maarne lagi

Lekin main use roka nahi
Kajol..i hate you
Main aapse Nafrat karti hoon
Main nafrat karti hoon aapse
I hate you
Deva..theek hai main wapas chala jaaunga
Dobara kabhi nahi aaunga

Yeh sunke kajor mere gaal pe thappad maar di
Kajol..kahan jaayenge
Deva..main kaise tumhari Nafrat sahunga

Kajol mera Collar pakad li
Kajol.. jaake toh dikhaiye
Deva..lekin tum mujhse nafrat karti ho gudiya
Kajol.. don't call me gudiya
Deva..toh kya kahu
Kajol..kuchh bhi kahiye
Lekin gudiya nahi
Deva..aisa kyun

Kajol mujhe phirse thappad maar di

Mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki yeh ho kya raha hai
Yeh kabse psycho ho gayi
Meeta ne mujhe thappad maara tha
Uske badle mein maine use do thappad maare the
Lekin yahan yeh deva ki gudiya half dozen thappad maar chuki thi mujhe
Aur main confused tha

Deva..apne bade bhai ko maar rahi hai
Sharam nahi aati
Kajol..bade bhai my foot
You are my love
You are my boyfriend
You are my future husband
You are my everything
Deva.. Apne love ko kaun itni jor jor se maarta hai

Behenchod sachmein gaal laal kar diye the kajol ne
Woh koi majak mein thodi maar rahi thi
Kajol..bahut dard ho raha hai na

Yeh bolke kajol rone lagi

Aur phir mere gaale ko jor jor se chumne lagi
Meri Gardan pe kiss karne lagi
Deva..bas karo na gudiya

Yeh sunte hi kajol ne mujhe thappad maar diya
Dev..you idiot
Ek baar aur agar tumne use gudiya bola toh Dekh lena
Deva..are bhai aadat hai
Dev..are toh main kyun peetu
Saala yahan 6 mahine se koshish kar raha hoon
Ki ab rachel mere kareeb aayega
Ab aayegi
Lekin woh toh aati nahi

Aur tum maha tharki
Tumhein bina kuchh kiye hi mil raha hai
Deva..i am lucky
Kajol..bola na gudiya mat boliye
Deva..kya bolu phir
Kajol..kuchh bhi gudiya chhodke
Deva..kaaju bol sakta hoon
Kajol..bol lijiye

Woh phirse mujhe kiss karne lagi
Saala yeh toh chhodne ka naam hi nahi le rahi hai
Ise doctor ke paas le jaana padega
Lekin isse pehle mujhe ise sach batana padega
Deva..main tumhein kuchh batana chahta hoon
Kajol..aapke andar dev ki aatma hai
Aap 6 mahine se dev ke master se training le rahe the
Training se pehle aapki shaadi rachel se ho gayi thi
Jo ki aapki wife hai ab
Lekin usse baatein dev hi karta hai
Use dev hi dekhta hai
Usi tarah aap usse keh dijiye
Ki sirf aap mujhe dekh sakte hain
Mujhe touch kar sakte hain
Feel kar sakte hain

Yeh bolke kajol mujhe phirse kiss karne lagi

Meri aur dev dono ki duniya hil gayi thi...

ramniye update dost

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 10
Main.. driving karne mein Pareshaani ho rahi hai
Thodi der udhar baitho na
Kajol..nahi baithungi
Main.. please
Kajol..nahi please

Aur woh phirse kiss karne lagi mujhe
Behenchod dimaag ka dahi ho gaya tha
Phir bhi main jaise taise kajol ko leke

Ghar pahuncha
Behenchod poori police force thi wahan
Main..ab toh hato
Ghar aagaya
Kajol..toh
Main..toh matlab
Kisi ne dekh liya toh kya sochenge
Kajol..unki maa ka bhosda

Main toh sadme mein chala gaya
Ki yeh kajol gudiya se chandi kaise ban gayi

Tabhi kajol ne mere baal pakad liye
Kajol..phir aapne mujhe gudiya bola
Main..kab bola
Kajol..man mein bol rahe hain
Main.. tumhein sunayi deta hai
Kajol..aur nahi toh kya

Main apna sar peet liya

Yeh bolke woh phirse mujhe kiss karne lagi
Main bhi kiss karne laga
Tabhi usne kiss tod diya
Main..mom ne Dekh liya toh
Kajol..unki bhi maa ka bhosda
Main..aisa nahi bolte
Kaaju yeh real life hai
Humein unhein manana padega
Kajol..aap manaiye
Main..kaise
Kajol..unhein patake chod dijiye
Jab woh khud aapse chud jaayengi
Toh unka bolne ka munh hi nahi rahega

Yeh sunke mere man mein laddu futne lage
Main..yeh tum kaisi baatein kar rahi ho
Woh humari mom hai
Tumhein sharam nahi aati

Dev..devaaa
You idiot

Ab dev ko is liye gussa aaya tha
Kyunki kajol mujhe thappad maar chuki thi
Main.. ab kyun maar rahi ho
Kajol.. man mein laddu foot rahe hain
Aur faaltu ki acting kar rahe hain
Main..maaf kar de
Galti ho gayi

Tabhi main dekha ki ek police waala humare paas aaraha hai
Maine ab bhi assassin's waale kapde pehen rakhkhe the
Socha tha parking mein badal lunga

Tabhi kajol ne chutki bajaya
Aur main mere kapde change ho gaye
Jaise hi inspector kaaju ko Dekhi
Inspector..ms kajol are you ok
Kajol..yep
Inspector..aap yahan kaise aayi
Kajol..kya matlab
Inspector..aapki toh kidnapping hui thi
Kajol..lagta hai aap sapna dekh rahi hain
Gaadi chalaiye

Lekin main toh inspector ko dekh raha tha
Haaye
Uska chehra uske gaal
Uski ankhein
Uske boobs
Lund toh pehle se hi khada tha

Tabhi kajol mujhe chimti kaat li
Main..kya kar rahi ho

Lekin jab main uski taraf dekha
Toh woh mujhe gusee se dekh rahi thi
Behenchod main jaldi se car aage badha diya
Aur car park karke ghar mein ghus gaya
Jaise hi mom ne Khushi ko dekha
Woh aake usse lipat gayi
Aur rone lagi
Phir wohi rona dhona
Tabhi meri najar maami pe padi
Maami haaye maami
Neeli saari mein qeher dha rahi thi
Meri maami
Aur boobs toh dekho

Tabhi mama aake mujhse lipat gaye
Behenchod lund khada hai
Kahin saale ko. Pata na chal jaaye

Phir woh bhi puchhne lage
Ki main kahan tha

Main maa waali story unhein suna diya
Tabhi meri najar meeta didi pe padi
Woh mujhe hi Dekh rahi thi
Lekin phir main unse apni najrein fer liya
Kajol ne bhi mama ko bata diya
Ki unse kisi ne majak kiya tha
Lekin payal didi kahan hain
Ghar mein itna bada kaand ho gaya
Aur payal didi abhi bhi Apne room mein hain
Mujhe bada gussa aane laga unpe
Main unke room pe pahuncha
Aur gate knock kiya
Lekin unhone gate nahi khola
Main..didi main hoon
Gate kholiye na
Didi please
Aapko meri kasam

Lekin tab bhi Didi ne gate nahi khola
Mujhe yakeen nahi hua
Ki unhone gate nahi khola
Jabki maine unhein kasam di thi apni

Main maara gate pe laat aur gate ka lock tod diya
Aur jaise hi main andar ghusa
Meri rooh kaanp gayi
Didi ki kalayi kati hui thi
Usse khoon nikal raha tha
Didi besudh padi hui thi
Aur poore farsh pe khoon fail chuka tha
Mere hath pair kaam karna band kar chuke the

Meri himmat nahi ho rahi thi
Unke paas jaane ki

Deva ki aisi conditions dekhke main samajh gaya
Ki woh kuchh nahi karega
Aur payal mar jaayegi
Kyunki khoon dekhke main samajh gaya tha
Ki divya do teen ghante pehle apne hath ki nas kaat li thi

Main aage badha
Aur payal ko god mein uthake
Jaldi se neeche gaya
Jab deva ki mom aur baaki sabne payal ki haalat Dekhi
Toh unki cheekh nikal gayi
Main use bina kisi se baat kiye car mein daala
Aur hospital nikal gaya
Deva ki family bhi
Main hospital pahuncha
Aur payal ko operation theatre mein le jaaya gaya
Tab tak deva ki family bhi aachuki thi
Deva ki mom ne ro ro ke apna haal behaal kar liya tha
Uski behen bhi ro rahi thi
Kajol ko chhodke
Deva abhi bhi sadme mein tha
Main use awaj dene laga
Lekin usne meri baat nahi suni

Kuchh der baad doctors aaye
Aur commissioner se kaha
Ki humne poori koshish ki
Lekin shayad bhagwaan ko kuchh aur hi manzoor tha

Jab yeh baat mere kaano mein padi
Meri cheekh nikal gayi
Main andar ghus gaya
Aur payal didi ko Dekhne laga
Main unke paas pahunch gaya
Main..aap mujhe chhodke nahi ja sakti
Kya galti thi meri

Main payal didi ke hath ko pakadke rone laga
Main..ek hi aap hi toh thi
Jo mujhe samajhti thi
Mera dar meri kamzori
Please didi mujhe chhodke mat jaao
Main aapke bina kaise jeeyunga
Didi please uth jaao
Please didi
Aisa mat karo mere sath

Main paaglo ki tarah roye ja raha tha
Aur didi se baatein kiye ja raha tha
Lekin Didi meri baat ka jawab nahi de rahi thi
Tabhi meri najar operation waale chaaku pe padi
Main woh utha liya
Main..agar aap nahi uthi
Toh main bhi apni jaan de dunga

Tabhi kajol ne mera hath pakad liya
Kajol..aap aisa kuchh nahi karenge
Main..main didi ke bina nahi jee sakta
Kajol..aap aisa kyun kar rahe hain
Jo hona tha so ho gaya
Main..kajol tum yeh baat is liye bol rahi ho
Kyunki tum

Dev..deva yeh kehne ki jarurat nahi hai
Kajol..main jaanti hoon
Ki main aapki sagi behen Nahi hoon
Zindagi aur maut insaan ki sabse badi sachchayi hoti hai
Didi ka samay yahin tak ka tha
Main.. bakwaas karne ki jarurat nahi hai

Kajol..main sirf sach keh rahi hoon
Main..kya ho gaya tumhein
Meri gudiya itni bholi thi
Lekin tum meri gudiya nahi ho
Kajol..aapko jo bolna hai
Bol lijiye
Lekin sach nahi badal jaayega
Didi ja chuki hain
Main..kajol yahan se chali jaao
Warna main kuchh kar baithunga

Lekin kajol wahan se nahi gayi
Mujhe itna gussa aaraha tha
Kajol pe ki main bata nahi sakta
Tabhi meri najar didi pe padi
Aur main ro pada
Meri payal didi
Kajol..rona band kijiye
Main bulati hoon unhein
Main..kise
Kajol..dad dad dad

Main khushi ko kiss kar raha tha
Tabhi mujhe kisi ko awaj aayi
Main..yeh kiski awajein sunayi de rahi hai mujhe
Khushi..aapki beti bula rahi hai aapko
Main..kyun
Khushi.. Deva ki didi mar chuki hai
Aur deva yeh maan ne ko tayyar nahi hai
Ki payal mar chuki hai
Kajol chahti hai
Ki aap use wapas zinda kar dein
Main..mere paas powers hoti tab toh
Main use zinda karta
Are ek Baat toh batao
Yeh tumne rudra ki behen ko zinda kaise kar diya
Khushi..maine nahi kiya tha
Main toh bas aapki body mein ghuske
Aapki powers ko trigger ki thi
Aur zinda aapne hi kiya tha deva ki behen ko
Main..toh Dekh kya rahi hai
Ghus jaa
Khushi.. order mat dijiye
Main..achcha achcha

Uske baad khushi meri body mein ghus gayi
Ab blackwa ki koi bhi story ho
Hero rahulwa hi rahega

Main khushi ke paas pahunch gaya

Mujhr wahan Prakat hota dekh
Deva chuank gaya
Kajol mujhe ghurne lagi
Behenchod meri toh gaand fat rahi thi
Ki kahin yeh mujhe bhi naa maarna shuru kar de
Kajol..faaltu ki thinking band kijiye
Aur zinda kijiye meri didi ko

Yeh kya hai
Baap se mili hai
Pehli Baar
Aur na hi na HELLO
Seedha order
Behenchod rahulwa ki in dono maa beti ne le rakhkhi hai
Kajol..suna nahi aapne
Main..kar raha hoon na

Aur phir main payal ki taraf badh gaya
Deva..kajol yeh kaun hai
Kajol..mere dad hain
Deva..lekin yeh toh meri age ka hai
Kajol..meri age ke hain
Hai Nahi
Gaand tod dungi aapki
Agar dad se badtamizi ki toh

Deva yeh sunke buri tarah jhenp gaya
Main payal ko dekhne laga
Haaye kya maal hai
Kajol..dad
Main..haan

Meri gand fat gayi
Kajol mujhe kha jaane waali najro se dekh rahi thi
Main chutki bajaya
Aur payal phirse zinda ho gayi
Uski saansein chalne lagi thi
Kajol..ab jaaiye aap
Main..tum maa betiyo ne mujhe samajh kya rakhkha hai
Kajol.. aap hain hi usi layak
Aunty mil gayi
Phir bhi aapko baaki biwi bhi chahiye
Main..e humra personal matter hai
Kajol..jyada bhashan mat dijiye
Warna
Main..warna kya

Tabhi kajol apni hath ki ek ungli tod li
Main..yeh kya bachpana hai
Kajol.. jaaiye ab

Aur kajol ka hath phirse theek ho gaya
Deva sar khujate hue
Hum dono ko dekh raha tha
Main..jaa raha hoon

Aur phir jaise hi main jaane waala tha
Kajol..dad

Main kajol ko dekhne laga
Woh aake mujhse lipat gayi
Koi kuchh galat nahi sochega
Main baba madarchod ki tarah nahi hoon
Kajol.. thank you dad
Mere ek baar kehne pe aap aagaye
Thank you
Main.. it's ok beta

Dil ko ajeeb sa sukun mila
Kajol ko Apne seene se lagake
Kajol..thank you mom

Khushi meri body se bahar aagayi
Khushi ko dekhte hi kajol usse lipatke rone lagi
Dono maa beti ro rahi thi
Main Deva ke paas chala gaya
Main..aise kya dekh raha hai
Deva.. aapne sirf chutki bajake
Didi ko zinda kar diya
Main..yep
Deva..kaise
Aisa toh koi nahi kar sakta
Main.. rahulwa kuchh bhi kar sakta hai
Deva..yeh rahulwa kaun hai
Main..hum hi hoon
Deva..yeh kaisa naam hai
Main..mera naam rahul hai
Deva..aur Woh kaun hai
Main..woh kajol ki maa hai
Deva..usi ki age ki
Main.. Dekh main tujhe apni story short mein batata hoon

Aur phir main short mein use bata diya
Uski gaand fat gayi
Sath mein dev ki bhi
Deva..iska MATLAB future waali khushi ne
Main..gaand faad dunga
Saasu maa bol saale
Deva..mera Matlab hai
Future waali saasu maa khushi ko humare ghar ke bahar chhodke gayi
Aaj se 18 saal Pehle
Aur phir aapne use maar diya
Main.. lucifer ne
Deva..haan wohi lucifer
Uske baad aap phirse past mein chale gaye
Aur saasu maa ki shaadi abhi aapse nahi hui hai
Toh phir yeh yahan abhi tak kyun hai
Main..abe main is duniya ka nahi hoon
Main dusre earth ka hoon
Wahan kuchh bhi usse kya faraq padta hai
Khushi ko yeh baat pata thi
Ki yahan kuchh nahi badlega
Isi liye woh kajol ko yahan chhodke gayi
Deva.. aapki baatein samajh mein hi nahi aarahi hain
Main..pair chhu tera sasur hoon

Deva ne Turant mere pair chhu liye
Main..chodte raho

Yeh sunte hi meri peeth pe ek mukka pada
Jo ki khushi ne maara tha
Main..kya kar rahi hai
Khushi..yeh kaisa aashirvad de rahe hain
Lagta hai aapko marammat ki jarurat hai
Main..are main toh keh raha tha
Jeete raho

Aur phir khushi mere andar sama gayi
Uske baad main wahan se nikal gaya

Kajol mujhe ghur ghur ke dekh rahi thi
Deva.. aise kyun ghur rahi hai
Kajol..aapne mujhe daanta
Deva.. sorry
Kajol.. apni sorry ko apni gaand mein daaliye
Maine inhein thodi bola tha
Ki aap se paaglo ki tarah pyar karein
Aur jab inhein Rachel ka pata chale
Toh yeh apni jaan de dein
Deva..kya matlab
Kajol.. matlab daaliye aap apni gaand mein
Behenchod kahin ke

Aur phir kajol wahan se gayab ho gayi
Tabhi didi ko hosh aagaya....

lovely update mitr

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 11
Payal didi ki ankhein khul chuki thi
Aur main unhein dekh raha tha
Payal didi mujhe dekhke ro padi
Main..didi please mat ro
Warna main bhi ro dunga
Payal..tu kitna bada swarthi hai
Chain se marne bhi nahi deta
Main.. main mar jaaunga aapke bina
Payal.. aisa kyun bol raha hai
Tujhe meri umar bhi lag jaaye
Main..aap ne kyun aisa kiya
Payal.. main bardasht nahi kar paayi
Yeh jaanke tune shaadi kar li
Main..lekin Kyun


Yeh sunke didi kuchh nahi boli
Main..main aapse kuchh puchh raha hoon
Payal..mere kuchh reasons the
Main.. mujhe bhi bataiye
Aise kya reasons the
Payal..nahi bata sakti
Main..jaisi aapki marzi
Agar aap nahi batana chahti
Toh main kya kar sakta hoon


Tabhi mom icu ka gate peetne lagi
Payal didi uthke baith gayi
Aur gate ke paas jaake gate khol di
Mom ne jaise hi di ko dekha
Usse lipatke rone lagi
Phir wohi rona dhona
Payal didi ko dekhke woh doctor behosh ho gaya
Jisne.bola tha
Ki payal nahi bach saki
Lekin yaar aisa bhi kahin hota hai
Itna bada tharki koi kaise ho sakta hai
Aur harami
Matlab jo panga le uske ghar ki aurto ko rakhel bana lo
Yeh kaju ke dad kaise insaan hain
Upar se yeh devil bhi hain
Upar se 100 biwi
Yahan kaaju ne jeena haram kar rakhkha hai
Aur sasur jee century maarke baithe hain
Dev..mujhe toh ab bhi yakeen nahi ho raha hai
Ki koi aisa bhi ho sakta hai
Main..bhai ab PATA chala
Yeh kaaju aisi kyun ho gayi hai
Baap pe gayi hai
Dev..uska.baap tharki bhi hai


Tabhi kajol ne meri peeth mein mukka maar diya
Mukka itna.jor daar tha
Ki meri aur dev dono ki saans band ho gayi
Kajol..sun be chutiye
Mere baare mein baat karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Warna Patak Patak ke maarungi


Ab obviously woh dev se keh rahi thi
Dev.. sorry ab nahi bolunga


Waise abhi kajol invisible thi
Mujhe bas uski awj sunayi de rahi thi
Itna sab kuchh hone ke baad
Mujhe ab kisi baat ka ascharya nahi ho raha tha
Jiska baap kisi ko bhi zinda kar sakta hai
Phir toh sab kuchh mumkin hai
Mom..deva chal ghar chalte hain
Teri didi theek hai
Deva..aaya mom


Mom jaane lagi unke peechhe payal didi thi
Haaye kya gaand hai


Phir main sabke sath ghar pahunch gaya
Payal didi apne room mein chali gayi
Rachel hospital nahi aayi thi
Phir maa ne use bataya ki hospital mein kya kya hua
Rachel mujhe dekhne lagi


Main sochne laga ki aakhir kaise main apni rachel ko batau
Ki main hi uska dev hoon
Woh kaise mujhpe yakeen karegi


Main socha ki alok aur rafiq se baat kar leta hoon
Main phone lagaya alok ko
Alok ne phone nahi uthaya
Phir main call kiya rafiq ko
Usne hello kiya
Ab main ghar ke landline se phone kar raha tha
Rafiq..kaun
Main..main hoon randi
Rafiq.. harami saale
Agar dobara kabhi phone kiya
Toh wohi aake teri maa chod dunga


Main shocked reh gaya
Rafiq ki baatein sunke
Woh mere bachpan ka dost tha
Aaj tak kabhi usne mujhe gaali nahi di thi
Maa behno ki
Dev..use pata chal gaya hoga
Nida aur tumhare baare mein
Deva..nida Didi ka pata nahi kya haal hua hoga


Aur main rafiq ke ghar nikal gaya
Main door bell bajaya
Gate salma.aunty ne khola
Aur mujhe dekhte hi woh shocked reh gayi
Main..namaste aunty


Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..aunty kya hua
Main itne mahine baad aaya hoon
Aur aap kuchh nahi bol rahi hain


Dev..nida ka kaam kar chuke hain yeh log
Main..kya matlab
Dev.. matlab yeh ki ya toh nida ki Shaadi ho chuki
Ya phir nida ko maar daala inhone
Main..aunty nida didi kahan hain


Salma aunty kuchh nahi boli
Main..re bhosdi lawda fans gaya
Kya munh mein


Main salma.aunty ko dhakka diya
Aur andar ghus gaya


Aur jor jor se nida Didi ko awajein dene laga
Lekin nida nahi aayi
Lekin rafiq Apne room. Se bahar nikla
Aur mujhe dekhte hi
Woh mujhpe kood gaya
Main side hat gaya
Main.. kya bhai apni dosti yahin tak thi
Rafiq.. suwwar ke bachche
Tu dost ke naam pe kalank hai
Tune meri peeth mein chhura ghopa
Meri behen ke sath


Aur rafiq khada hoke wapas mujhpe jhapta
Main phir se apni jagah se hat gaya


Tabhi main dekha rafiq ke dad room se bahar nikle
Unke hath mein gun thi


Unhone mujhe gaaliya deni shuru kar di
Aur phir unhone mujhe bataya
Ki kaise unhone nida Didi ko jaan se maar diya
Aur uske aage rafiq ke dad kuchh bol Nahi paaye
Kyunki main unpe kood pada tha
Unhone goli bhi chalayi
Lekin master ne mujhe seekhaya tha
Ki jab kisi ke hath mein gun ho
Aur jab woh aap pe goli chalaye
Toh main kaise bach sakta hoon
Main master ki seekhayi hui trick apnaya
Aur bach gaya
Ab gun mere hath mein thi
Ek baat batau
Kisi ko maarte waqt mujhe ek jara bhi ehsaas nahi hota
Ki main galat kar raha hoon
Ya sahi
Ek time tha
Jab main cheenti ko bhi nahi maar paata tha
Aur aaj dekh lo
Main..ab batao
Aap jaake apna gunaah qubool karoge police mein
Ya phir thok doon
Rafiq..dad yeh suwwar kuchh nahi kar sakta
Main..kya tune bhi nida didi ko maara tha


Rafiq..Inhi hatho se maine us chhinaal ke seene mein chaaku utaara tha


Yeh sunke main rafiq ke ghutne mein goli maar diya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Salma cheekhte hue rone lagi
Main..jyada cheekh mat
Warna agli goli is haramzaade ke sar mein maarunga


Aur phir main rkd ki raraf dekhne laga
Woh kuchh bol nahi raha tha
Main uske maathe mein goli maar diya


Salma rote hue behosh ho gayi
Main rafiq ke paas baith gaya
Main..aise kya dekh raha hai
Tune jo kiya hai
Uski saza main tujhe woh dunga
Ki tu Zindagi bhar yaad rakhkhega


Yeh bolke main gun uske maathe pe maar diya
Aur woh behosh ho gaya
Phir main rooms check karne laga
Yeh rabia kahan gayi


Uske baad main salma ke munh pe paani maara
Samla ko hosh aagaya
Aur woh rone lagi


Main rafiq ki kanpatti pe gun bhida diya
Main..apne kapde utaaro Aunty
Suhag toh maa ki choot mein ja chuka hai
Ab beta bhi chala jaayega


Salma rote hue Apne kapde utaarne lagi
Aur kuchh hi der mein woh poori nangi ho chuki thi
Main rafiq ka phone liya
Aur usmein salma ki photo kheenchne laga
Main..ghum jaao


Salma ghum gayi
Main woh photo kheenchke send kar diya
Main..ab pehen lo kapde


Salma kapde pehen li
Main..ab tu police ko wohi batayegi
Jo main kahunga
Salma..tum mere bete ko toh chhod doge na
Main..salma aunty
Maine aapse kaha tha
Ki nida didi ko kuchh nahi Hona chahiye
Ab aap batao ki aap apne bete ko jail mein dekhna chahti ho
Ya phir use marte
Salma..mujhse galti ho gayi mujhe maaf kar do
Maine socha tha ki nida ke baare mein bataungi
Toh uski shaadi kar denge
Lekin in dono baap beto ne milke use maar diya
Main..rabia kahan hai
Salma..woh apni maasi ke yahan gayi hai
Main..ab police ko phone karo
AUR Usse kaho ki aapke bete ne apne baap ko maar diya


Salma roti rahi gid gidati rahi
Lekin mujhpe koi faraq nahi pada
Main gun se apni fingers print mita diya
Aur phir gun ko rafiq ke hath mein rakh diya
Aur phir kuchh der baap police aagayi
Main wahan se nikal chuka tha


Rafiq cheekhta raha
Chillata raha
Lekin Salma aunty yahi bolti rahi
Ki rafiq ne is liye apne dad ko maar diya
Kyunki unhone nida ko maar diya tha


Dev..tumne is liye use chhod diya
Kyunki woh tumhare bachpan ka dost tha
Main.. shayad


Aise hi kayi din beet gaye
Kajol baar baar aake mujhe Pareshaan karti
Aur uska pareshan karna mujhe achcha bhi lagta tha
Main bahut kam baat karne laga tha
Mujhe nida Didi ki bahut yaad aati thi
Kyunki woh mujhe pyar karti thi
Unhone kabhi mujhe mehsus nahi hone diya
Ki main unka bhai nahi hoon
Payal didi rachel se baat nahi karti thi


Avna 6 mahino se hi earth pe pahunch chuka tha
Woh dev ko paaglo ki tarah dhund raha tha
Lekin dev use nahi mila tha
Uskw sirf ek hi maqsad tha
Raku ke bete ko khatam karna


Raaku wohi saiyan tha
Jiski body mein lord of darkness ne ghuske
Deva ki mom se Shaadi kiya tha
Bas isi wajah se dev ke andar ek saiyan or lord of darkness dono ka khoon tha


Jab avna dev ko nahi dhund paaya
Toh uske sabar ka baandh toot gaya
Aur phir woh aas paas ki buildings pe energy balls fenkne laga
Kayi log mar chuke the
Lekin avna bina ruke aas paas ke ilaako ko mitti mein Milaye ja raha tha


Hazaro log mar chuke the


Helicopter se ek camera man yeh sab report kar raha tha
Wahan army pahunch chuki thi
Aur avna pe topo se fire kiye ja rahi thi
Lekin avna ne ek energy balls fenka
Aur woh sab khatam ho gaye


Main apne room mein baitha hua tha
Tabhi kajol mere paas aayi
Kajol..aap yahan aaram se baithe hain
Aur wahan koi paagal masum logo ko maare ja raha hai
Main..kya


Main neeche hall mein gaya
Aur tv dekhne laga
Jismein uska chehra saaf najar aaraha tha
Ghar pe koi Nahi tha
Kajol aur rachel ke alawa
Main..yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh avna hai
Aur yeh dev ko dhund raha hai
Main..kyun
Kajol.. kyunki


Kajol chup ho gayi
Main.. par super powers tumhare paas hai
Toh tum use jaake roko
Kajol..use dev ko hi rokna hoga
Main..kyun
Kajol..kyunki agar main use rokne gayi
Toh woh aajayega
Main..kya bol rahi ho
Kajol..main abhi kunwari hoon
Main..toh
Kajol..use khatam karne ke liye
Agar maine apni powers use ki
Toh eater of the world aajayega
Uski neend toot jaayegi
Main.. ab yeh kaun madarchod hai
Kajol..jab use bhukh lagti hai
Toh woh ek planet ko kha jaata hai
Main..lekin usse tumhara kya Lena dena
Kajol..koi lena dena nahi hai
Bhosdike ek baar boli na
Ki main usse nahi lad sakti
Main.. kajol
Kajol.. kya kajol
Aapko Nahi ladna hai usse
Dev ko ladna hai
Kajol.. bhaiya main aapko wahan leke chalti hoon


Yeh bolke kajol ne chutki bajayi
Aur main aur khushu wahan pahunch gaye
Main neeche ki taraf dekha
Toh mera khoon khaul gaya


Dev..mujhe pata nahi tum mujhe kyun dhund rahe ho
Phir bhi main aagaya HOON
Logo ko maarna band karo


Main..abe hum hawa mein kaise udd rahe hain
Dev..chup raho thodi der


Avna mujhe dekhke hansne laga
Aur phir usne mujhpe energy balls fenkna shuru kar diya
Main apna hath avna ki taraf kiya
Aur mere hath mein se bhi energy balls nikalne lagi
Jo avna ki energy balls se takrane lagi
Main..abe tere paas kabse super power aagayi


Main kuchh nahi bola
Avna mere pass aake mujhe punch aur kick maarne laga
Uski speed itni thi
Ki main sambhal nahi paa raha tha
Woh mujhe peete ja raha tha
Aur main maar khaye ja raha tha
Main Deva Ke sone ke baad
Practice karta tha
Apni powers ko jagane ki
LEKIN ab tak main utna kamyab nahi hua tha


Meri haalat kharab ho chuki thi
Deva ko dard nahi ho raha tha
Kyunki jab mujhe chot lagti thi
Toh dard sirf mujhe hota tha
Aur Deva ko jab chot lagti thi
Tab use
Isi liye toh master ki diya hua costume pehenta tha


Avna ne mere sar pe pair rakh diya
Jise dekhke kajol ka khoon kahul gaya
Aur kajol avna ke paas pahunch gayi
Uspe punch aur kicks ki baarish karne lagi
Avna kajol ke kicks aur punch ko Dekh nahi paa raha tha
Kajol avna ko kutte ki tarah maar rahi thi
Avna bas hanse ja raha tha
Avna..main apna maqsad poora karke rahunga
Maine ise maarne ki kasam khayi thi


Aur yeh bolke avna ne itni jor se cheekha
Ki uski body se energy balls nikalne lagi
Uski body khud energy mein badal gayi
Aur meri taraf badhne lagi
Main kuchh karne ki himmat nahi juta paa raha tha
Lekin phir bhi main himmat karke khada ho gaya
Aur apne dono hatho ko jodke
Avna ki taraf kar diya
Dev..hat jaao kajol


Kajol wahan se gayab hoke mere peechhe aagayi


Main cheekh pada
Mere hatho se energy nikalne lagi
Aur avna ki taraf badhne lagi
Aur meri energy ne avna ko khatam kar diya
Lekin uski energy abhi meri taraf badh rahi thi


Mujhe pata tha ki agar woh energy bhaiya se takarayi
Toh woh mar jaayenge
Main apne bhaiya ko kuchh nahi hone de sakti thi
Aur main bhaiya ke saamne aagayi
Aur us energy ko Apne andar sama li
Jisse hua yeh ki


BARATHEON ki aankhein khul gayi
Woh khud itna bada tha
Ki poori duniya uske pet mein sama jaaye
BARATHEON..trina


Aur tabhi BARATHEON ke saamne trina Prakat ho gayi
Jo uske saamne jhuki hui thi
BARATHEON..earth 21 pe leke chalo humein


BARATHEON dekh nahi sakta tha
Isi liye trina hi use wahan leke jaati thi
Jahan BARATHEON use bolta tha


Aur dekhte dekhte BARATHEON earth 21 pe pahunch gaya


Meri najar aasmaan pe padi
Jahan kuchh der pehle suraj chamak raha tha
Lekin ab kaala andhera chha chuka tha
Meri gaand fat gayi
Kyunki Poore aasmaan mein
Kisi madarchod ka bhayanak chehra dikh raha tha
Main..yeh kaun bhosdika hai
Kajol.. BARATHEON
Eater of the world
Main..lekin yeh kaun hai
Kajol..yeh earth ko khaane aaya hai
Main..khane aaya hai


Pata nahi kya hua
Main use dekhke itna ghabra gaya tha
Are bhai main Assassin hoon
Yeh Behenchod Galactus type ke super villain ko dekhke meri gaand fat chuki thi


Mere munh se yahi nikla
Main..sasur jeee


Main neha ko baaho mein bhare hua tha
Tabhi mujhe deva ki awaj sunayi di


Main..aaraha hoon abhi
Neha..aap nahi jaayenge
Main..kyun
Neha..bas aise hi
Aap nahi jaayenge
Main..jaana jaruri hai


Tabhi khushi aagayi
Khushi.. chaliye
Neha..yeh nahi jaayenge
Khushi..didi meri beti hai wahan pe
Neha..yeh use tab sochna chahiye tha
Jab usne kisi ek ki jaan bachane ke liye
Poori duniya ko khatre mein daal diya


Ab khushi ko bhi pata tha.ki neha ke saamne kisi ki powers kaam nahi karti
Tabhi komal humare paas aagayi
Komal..didi main jaaungi bhaiya ke sath
Unhein kuchh bhi nahi hone dungi
Neha..maine kaha na
Yeh nahi jaayenge


Agar yeh nahi gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Khushi boli


Aur agar yeh gaye toh main apni jaan de dungi
Neha boli


Main..main aapse vaada karta hoon
Main wapas aaunga
Please mujhe jaane dijiye


Neha rone lagi
Aur phir khushi aur komal dono mere andar sama gayi
Main pahunch gaya
Kajol ke paas


Deva mujhe dekhke khush ho Gaya
Tabhi wahan lund of darkness Prakat ho gaya
Dev use dekhke chaunk gaya
Kyunki marne se pehle bilkul woh humare jaisa dikhta tha


Rahul..kya haal hain samdhi jee
Karan..theek hain samdhi jee


Deva aur dev apna sar khujane laga
Deva..sasur jee kya aapki koi aur beti bhi hai
Rahul.. chup reh
Dekh nahi raha bade baat kar rahe hain
Karan..yeh tum baap betiyo ka kuchh nahi ho sakta
Nayi nayi musibat leke aajate ho
Rahul..woh toh humara khandani pesha hai



Tabhi aasmaan se ek maal utri
Aur humare paas aagayi
Trina.. dharti wasiyo khshiya manao
Aaj tum mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ko
Rahul..sun be bhosdi
Apni gand kahin aur matka
Warna Patak Patak ke chodunga


Trina karan ki taraf dekhi
Trina.. lord kaise hain aap
Karan..hum theek hain
Trina..yeh kaun badtamiz hai
Karan..tum BARATHEON ko yahan se le jaao
Usse bolo ki woh kahin aur jaake
Apni bhukh mitaye
Trina.. aisa nahi ho sakta lord
Is earth ko mitna hi hoga
Mahan BARATHEON ki bhukh mitane ke liye
Rahul.. bhosdi ek baar mein baat sunayi nahi deti
Kahin aur jaake apni gaand mara
Karan.. tum use bhadkana band karoge


Trina ke tan badan mein aag lag gayi
Woh Apne dono hath hawa mein utha diya
Aur BARATHEON ke munh se uski army nikalne lagi


Behenchod sab udd rahe the
Main chutki bajaya
Aur mere saamne Shakti aur bhadra aagaye
Aur sath mein sabhi pariya aur jinn bhi
Bhadra.. senior kaise ho
Rahul.. gaand fatne waali hai
Jara upar dekh


Bhadra ne upar dekha
Bhadra... behen ki laudi
Yeh kya hai senior
Shakti..dikh nahi raha hai kya
Bhadra.. Tu kaun hai be
Shakti..mera naam shakti hai
Bhadra..toh kya meethai baatu
shakti..jyada bakwaas ki na
toh maar maar ke gaand laal kar dunga
bhadra..chal be bahut dekhe hain tere jaise
tu jaanta nahi main kaun hoon
shakti..chutiye

Rahul.. chup raho biwichodo

Main chutki bajaya
Kiran arjun Avinash aur urvashi wahan aagayi
Arjun..aur jeeja kya haal hain
Rahul.. tu apna suna saale
Boor maari ki nahi


Arjun jhenp gaya


Amaya misha Maya fiona
Humare paas aachuki thi


Main socha bete ko bhi bula leta hoon
Toh main Avi ko bula liya Apne paas
Lekin Uske sath devi bhi aagayi
Ab unka trishul waala lafda tha
Dono ne mere pair chhu liye
Deva.. kajol yeh dono kaun hain
Kajol.. mere bhai Bhabhi
Deva..sagi
Kajol..uski maa ko bhi choda tha dad ne
Deva..kitni besharam ho
Kajol..khud jo Apni maa ko chodne ke baare mein sochte hain


Deva.. dheere koi sun lega


Dev..yahan duniya khatam hone ki kagar pe hai
Aur tumhein bakchodi sujh rahi hai
Avi.. pitaji yeh sab kya hai
Main..kuchh nahi beta
Aaj hum.baap bete milke us BARATHEON ki gaand maarenge
Avi.. pitaji devi bhi hai yahan pe
Rahul.. sorry beta


Devi sharma ke munh ghuma li
Main lund ki taraf dekha
Fiona.. lord main ise maar daalungi
Karan..rahul yeh kya behudgi hai


BARATHEON ki laakho ki sena humare saamne khadi thi
Aur phir trina ne meri taraf dekha
Trina..is behuda insaan ko
Zinda pakadna
Rahul..agar main jeeta toh tu meri biwi banegi
Trina.. tumhein toh apna slave banaungi
Rahul..chal bhosdi
Avi.. pitaji
Rahul..kya hai be chutiye
Tu bahu ko yahan leke kyun aaya


Avi daant peeske reh gaya


Trina ne apni sena ko ishara kar diya
Ab BARATHEON ko naa hum maar sakte the
Na qiad kar sakte the
Isi liye hum sabko uski army se ladna hi tha
Lekin yeh rahul ne Trina ko aur bhi gussa dila diya tha


Trina ne apni army ko aage badhne ka ishara kiya
Humne deva ki taraf dekha
Karan.. dekhte hain
Ki tum BARATHEON ko maar paate ho ki nahi
Deva..main kaise maarunga
Karan..Hum tumse baat nahi kar rahe hain

Main samajh gaya woh ladka mere baare mein baat kar raha hai
main cheekh pada
aur super saiyan mein change ho gaya

Agla BARATHEON update mental mein aayega....

dhanshu update dost

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 12
Kayi din beet chuke the
Kajol ne baat karna chhod diya tha
Woh kisi se bhi baat nahi karti thi
Main baat karne ki koshish karta
Par woh mujhse baat nahi karti thi
Uska yu udaas rehna mere dil ko bahut takleef deta tha
Wohin dusri taraf rachel bhi mujhse door hi rehti thi
Main use paane ki chahat liye main ghanto jab woh soyi rehti toh use dekhta rehta
Meri zindagi kya se kya ho gayi
Aise hi main baitha kuchh soch raha tha
Ki mera phone baja
Main phone uthaya
Phone aalok ka tha
Main..haan bol
Aalok.. haramkhor tujhe aaye hue kitne din ho gaye
Aur tune mujhe bataya bhi nahi
Main..main busy tha
Aalok..haan randi tu gaand marwa rahi thi na
Jo tu busy tha
Main..mood nahi hai
Kaam ki baat bol
Aalok..meri shaadi hai kal
Main..toh main kya karu
Aalok..kya karu
Teri beti chodu
Meri shaadi mein nahi aayega
Main..aajaunga
Aalok..tune rafiq ke baare mein suna
Main..haan
Aalok..bahut galat hua bechare ke sath
Main..haan bahut galat hua uske sath
Tu toh Shaadi nahi karna chahta tha
Aalok..kya batau bhai
Jab teri bhabhi ko dekha
Toh use dil de baitha
Bahut achchi hai woh
Main..kitne baje barat jaayegi
Aalok..abe chutiye palace mein shaadi hai
Mera sasur bahut raees hai
Unka apna palace hai
Main..kitne baje aana hai
Aalok..8 baje ka mahurat hai
Saale tu subah aajaiyo
Tu hi toh mujhe dulha banayega
Main.. chal biwichod

Phir main phone cut kar diya
Tabhi room ka gate khula
Aur kajol mujhpe kood padi
Main kuchh bolta usse pehle hi woh mujhe kiss karne lagi
Marta kya na karta
Itne din se baat nahi kar rahi thi
Aur ab Dekho
Seedha meri izzat pe vaar
Pata nahi kitni der tak woh mujhe kiss karti rahi
Main bhi kaunsa pujari tha
Lag gaya uske boobs ko dabane
Ab kya karu
Hum dono kiss kiye ja rahe the
Main uske boobs ko dheere dheere pyar se daba raha tha
Tabhi kajol ne kiss tod diya
Aur lambi lambi saansein lene lagi
Main..toh ab tumhein meri yaad aayi
Itne dino se toh ignore maar rahi thi
Kajol.. sorry

Aur kajol phirse mujhe kiss karne lagi
Sath mein meri shirt ke button kholne lagi
Main..yeh kya kar rahi ho
Kajol..kuchh bhi toh nahi
Main.. pehle batao itni khush kyun ho
Kajol..dad wapas aagaye

Meri gaand fat gayi
Dekho bhai ab main kisi se bhi nahi darta hoon
Lekin jab kajol ke baap ki baat aati hai
Toh gaand fatni laajmi hai
Sasura ladke ko ladki banake chod sakta hai
Main..kaise
Kajol.. bas woh zinda ho gaye
Main..main khush hoon tumhare liye
Kajol..toh ek kaam kijiye na
Main..kya

Kajol mere kaan mein boli
Main ghabra gaya
Main..bahut maarunga
Chalo jaao yahan se

Kajol gurrane lagi
Main..tumhare birthday ke din karenge
Kajol..ok

Uske baad kajol chali gayi
Raat mein jab rachel sone aayi
Toh main humesha ki Tarah neeche soya hua tha
Rachel..kya baat hai abhi tak jaage hue ho
Main..neend nahi aarahi hai
Rachel.. kyun
Main..sar mein dard ho raha hai
Rachel.. medicine le lo
Main..koi faraq nahi pada
Rachel..apna sar meri god mein rakhkho
Daba deti hoon
Aur haan kuchh galat mat samajh Lena
Main bus tumhari takleef nahi seh sakti
Main.. kyun
Rachel.. kyunki tumne mere dad ka khyal rakhkha tha
Pyar bhale hi mujhe tumse nahi hai
Lekin main tumhari care karti hoon

Main Rachel ki god mein sar rakh diya
Woh mere sar ko dabane lagi
Pata hi nahi chala kab so gayi main
Rachel..deva
Deva
Maine tumhein kaha tha
Ki mujhse shaadi karke tum bahut pachhtaoge
Tum nahi maane
Phir bhi agar tum kisi aur se shaadi karna chahte ho
Toh kar sakte ho

Subah hui main change karke nikal gaya
Aalok ke ghar
Tabhi car mein kajol Prakat ho gayi
Kajol..kahan ja rahe the mere bina
Main..aalok ki shaadi hai
Uske ghar ja raha hoon
Kajol..mere bina
Main..main socha tum soyi hogi
Kajol..kitna pyar karte hain aap mujhse

Yeh bolke kajol mujhe kiss karne lagi
Bolna toh nahi chahiye
Ek toh waise bhi kisi ladki ke kisi bhi ang ko dekhke lund khada ho jaata hai mera
Upar se yeh mere jindagi ko aur mushkil banane aajati hai

Khair pahuncha main aalok ke ghar pe
Uncle Aunty bahut Khush hue
Aur mujhse puchhne lage
Ki main kahan tha itne din
Main bata diya
Ki usa gaya tha
Phir main aalok se mila
Woh mere gale lag gaya
Kaash us din main nida didi ke sath woh sab nahi karta
Toh aaj woh bhi zinda hoti
Aur rafiq bhi yahan hota

Tabhi sasur jee mere saamne aagaye
Main..aap yahan
Rahul..kyun be
Yeh faaltu ki baatein kyun soch raha hai

Main unke pair chhu liya
Main..galti toh meri hi thi
Rahul..tune kuchh galat nahi kiya
Saale sun
Meri beti ko shaadi se pehle
Peliyo mat
Warna ladki banake gaand aur boor dono faad dunga
Main..yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Rahul..wohi jo tu sun raha hai
Aur jyada achcha banne ki jarurat nahi hai
Duniya gaand maar leti hai
Jahan choot mile maar liyo
Baaki maa chudaye
Samjha

Main kuchh nahi bola
Rahul..ek kaam karega
Main..kya
Rahul..main tujhe apni personality de deta hoon
Matlab tu deva hi rahega
Bas teri personality change ho jaayegi
Main..mana karu
Toh maanenge
Rahul..naa munna na
Rahulwa faisla kar chuka hai

Phir unhone mere sar pe hath rakhkha
Aur meri aankhein band ho gayi
Uske baad jab main apni aankhein khola
Toh woh jaa chuke the
Kahan kuchh hua

Tabhi aalok ke room mein sonam aagayi
Yeh main sonam didi se sonam pe kaise aagaya
Aalok bathroom mein tha
Main sonam ko daboch liya
Sonam..kya kar rahe ho
Chhodo na
Main..lund khada hai
Aur use boor chahiye
Aur yahan mujhe boor sirf tu de sakti hai
Sonam..deva leave me
Agar kisi ne dekh liya
Toh
Aur 6 mahine se tum kahan the
Tumhein meri bilkul yaad nahi aayi

Main pehle gate lock kiya
Aur phir bathroom ka gate bahar se lock kiya
Sonam ne lehnga pehen rakhkha tha
Main sonam ko kiss karne laga
Kuchh der woh mera virodh karti rahi
Phir woh bhi garam hone lagi
Main..mere jaane ke baad kisi ko patayi ki nahi
Sonam..tumne mujhe samajh kya rakhkha
Main..apni raand
Sonam..tum toh bade badtamiz ho gaye ho
Main..woh sab chhod bata chudna hai ki nahi

Direct sawal se woh sharma gayi
Main..woh chutiya abhi aadhe ghante tak bathroom mein rahega
Tab tak teri boor faad dunga

Yeh bolke main uska pajama neeche kiya
Are wohi jo lehnga ke neeche pehenti hain
Bhosdi
Aur apna lund nikaalke
Uski boor pe set kiya
Aur ek hi baar mein poora daal diya
Woh Apne munh pe hath rakhke cheekh padi
Main aadhe ghante tak use chodta raha
Aalok..deva saale bahar se lock kyun kiya hai
Main..thodi der aur andar reh
Aalok..abe saale khol

Main sonam ki boor se lund nikaala
Aur uske.munh ko chodne laga
Kareeb 5 minutes baad main uske munh mein hi jhad gaya
Woh mera saara cum pee gayi
Uske baad woh apne aapko sahi ki
Aur room se bhaag gayi langdate hue
6 mahine baad jo chudi thi
Main bathroom bahar se khol diya
Aalok..gaandu hai kya

Main daant dikha diya
Uske baad main use ready kiya
Aur phir hum sab palace ki taraf chal diye
Car mein main aalok aur uski koi cousin sister baithi thi
Main use dekhke aahein bhar raha tha
Kya maal thi woh
Usne jab. Dekha ki main use hi notice kar raha hoon
Toh woh mujhe gusse dekhne lagi
Main use aankh maar diya
Woh gusse se tilmila gayi

Kuchh der baad sab log palace pahunch gaye
Wahan hum sabka shandar tareeke se swagat kiya gaya
Behenchod uska sasur khandani raees tha
Main toh soch raha tha ki yahan bhi koi chodne ke liye mil jaaye
Toh maza aajaye

Tabhi meri najar ek ladki pe padi
Jo aake baar baar aalok se majak kar rahi thi
Main aalok ke paas pahunch gaya
Aur uske bagal mein baith gaya
Ladki..jeeja jee apke dost ko tameez nahi hai kya
Aalok.. kya matlab
Ladki.. matlab yeh ki main aapse baat kar rahi hoon
Aur yeh aake beech mein baith gaye
Aalok..aap baad mein baat kar lena
Main..abe jhantein saaf kiya ki nahi

Ladki ki maiyya chud gayi yeh sunke
Woh ulte pair bhaag gayi
Aalok..kya kar raha hai
Shaadi tudwa dega tu meri
Main..chal be
Saali bahut fudak rahi hai
Iske toh munh mein jhadunga
Aalok..abe tu kabse itna tharki ho gaya
Aur woh meri saali hai
Main..lund se na


Kuchh der baad dulha dulhan ko sath bithaya gaya
Are main toh kajol ke baare mein bhool hi gaya
Yeh kahan chali gayi
Tabhi mere kaano mein kajol ki awaj sunayi di
Main..kahan chali gayi
Kajol..woh woh aapko ek baat batani hai
Main..bata

mera khoon jal.gaya behenchod jo kajol ne mujhe bataya
woh sunke
Inki maa ko chodu
Madarchod saale mere bhai ke sath dhokha
Main aalko ke paas pahuncha
Aur uski dulhan ka ghunghat utha diya
Behenchod 35 saal ki aurat thi woh
Aur kahan mera bhai 19 ka bhi nahi hua tha abhi
Sab shocked ho gaye
Aalok ki mom toh behosh hi ho gayi

Tabhi thakur Ranjit Singh mere paas aagaye
Aalok dar ke maare do kadam peechhe hat gaya
Akd...bhai sahab yeh aurat kaun hai
Aur humari bahu kahan hai
Ranjit..hariya gate lock kar do
Koi yahan se nahi jaana chahiye

Hariya ne main gate lock kar diya
Akd..bhai sahab main aapse kuchh puchh raha hoon
Ranjit..baat aisi hai harinder ki tumhare bete ki shaadi meri beti se nahi behen se ho rahi hai
Akd..kya bakwaas kar rahe ho
Ranjit Singh
Ranjit.. bakwaas nahi kar raha hoon

Tabhi hariya ko thakur ne ishara kiya
THAKUR ke sab aadmiyo ne saare barati pe gun taan di wohi rifle
Sab ghabra gaye
Ranjit.. pandit jee mantra padhna shuru karo
Akd..yeh sahi nahi hai
Ranjit Singh
Tum bahut galat kar rahe ho
Ranjit..ladke agar tumne meri behen se shaadi Nahi ki
Toh tumhare mata pita apni jaan se jaayenge
Main..abe bhosdike halwa hai kya
Teri maa ko chodu
Ranjit.. badtamiz

Aur thakur ne mujhe maarne ki koshish ki
Main uska hath pakad ke mod diya
Haddi toot gayi
Aur thakur ki cheekh nikal gayi
Main.. madarchod tune kya humein chutiya samjha hai
Bhosdike Apne àadmiyo se keh ki gun fenk dein aur sab mehmano ko yahan se jaane dein
Warna

Thakur jab baatein kar raha tha
Tab main uski gun chura liya tha
Are bhaiya main saiyan hoon
Upar se sasur jee wala avtaar
Aur main thakur ke kaano ke paas goli Chala
Diya thakur ke kaan sun ho gaye
Maim..chuka nahi hai
Chal.bol Apne aadmiyo se

Ranjit..jaane do mehmano ko

Sab mehman apni gaand uthake bhaag gaye
Bas reh gaye the main aalok aur uske parents
Main..haan toh madarchod kya keh raha tha
Bhosdike teri maa ko chodu
Madarchod
Bata aisa kyun kar raha tha
Ranjit..meri behen ki kundli kisi se Nahi mil rahi thi
Aur humare yahan kundli mile bina shaadi nahi hoti
Aur jab humein aalok ki kundli mili
Toh woh meri behen jaya se mil gayi
Main..tu chutiya hai
Ranjit..zuban sambhal ke baat karo
Warna yahan se zinda wapas nahi jaaoge

Main..abe bhosdike
Haan toh tum mein se jo bhi
Is rande ki biwi beti ya bahu hai
Woh aage aao

Yeh sunke TAHKUR ki beti biwi aur bahu aagayi
Thakur ka bhai mujhe ghur raha tha
Main uske pair mein goli maar diya
Main.. madarchod ghurta hai
Woh ladki kahan hai be
Jise mere bhai ne pasand kiya tha
Ranjit..woh munimji ki beti hai
Main..kahan hai woh

Ranjit..woh rahe

Main munim ki taraf dekha
Aur maar diya uske pair mein goli
Woh cheekhne laga
Main..ab apne aadmiyo ko keh ki yahan se chale jaaye
Ranjit..tum sab jaao

Uske sab aadmi chale gaye
Main..uncle gate lock karo andar se

Uncle ki toh gand fat gayi thi yeh sab dekhke
Main.. uncle kaan mein lauda daal rakhkhe ho kya

Aalok..abe
Main..saale chup reh
Warna isise shaadi karwa dunga

Uncle gaye aur gate lock kar liye
Uske baad main thakur ko dhakiya diya
Ranjit..bachche tumne jo kiya hai
Uski saza tumhein milegi
Tumhare ghar ki ek ek ladki ko hum Apne bistar pe litayenge

Yeh sunke mujhe jitna gussa aana Chahiye tha
Usse 100 guna jyada gussa aane laga
Main TAHKUR ke dono pairo mein goli maar diya
Aur sath mein uske bete ke bhi pairo mein goli maar diya

Thakur ki behen cheekh padi
Main.. madarchod mere ghar ki ladki
Haan
Suno randiyo
Agar inki jaan bachana chahti ho
Toh utaaro kapde

Woh sab rone lagi
Main.. theek hai
Toh maar deta hoon
Ranjit aur uske bete ko

Yeh sunke Ranjit ki biwi beti aur bahu aur JYADA rone lagi
Aur phir apne kapde utaarne lagi
Main dekha ranjit ki bahu waise hi khadi hai
Main ek goli maar diya
Ranjit ke bete hath mein
Main.. bhosdi suna nahi

Kuchh hi der mein teeno nangi ho chuki thi
Aalok ko toh kuchh bhi samajh nahi aaraha tha
Are mujhe khud hi nahi samajh aaraha tha
Ki main aisa kyun kar raha hoon....

excellent updat dost

 

[Nevil singh]

UPDATE 12
Tabhi meri najar jaya pe padi
Jo aalok ke paas khadi hui thi
Woh itni ghabra chuki thi
Uska Sharir kaanp raha tha
Thakur ki biwi jiska naam tha
Vishakha
Uski beti ka naam
Manisha
Aur uski bahu ka naam
Karuna tha
Harinder..deva yeh kya badtamizi hai
Yeh sahi nahi hai
Deva..uncle Aunty ko leke niklo yahan se
Harinder..deva aisa nahi karte beta
Koi bura hai
Toh humein bhi bura nahi banna chahiye
Deva.. behenchod itni der se samjha raha hoon
Sunayi nahi deta
Nikal yahan se warna gaand mein Goli maar dunga


Aalok..deva


Main aalok ke kaan ke paas goli maar diya
Aalok ki gand fat gayi
Aalok ki mom ka sarita tha
Sarita..chal beta yahan se
Yeh paagal ho gaya hai
Main..yeh kahin nahi jaayega
Sarita..yeh jaayega


Main harinder aur sarita ke pairo ke pass goli maar diya
Jisse woh dono ghabra ke bhaag gaye wahan se
Main..ab jaake gate lock kar
Ja jaldi


Aalok.gate lock karke wapas aagaya
Aalok.. betichod paagal toh nahi ho gaya hai
Saale andar chala jaayega
Main..a bhosdi tu bhi nangi ho jaa


Main jaya se bola
Jaya..dekho mere bhai ne jo kiya uski saza unhein do
Lekin humein chhod do
Main..ek shabd aur
Uske baad teri boor mein goli.maarunga
Chal utaar kapde


Jaya kapde utaar di
Main..tum teeno yahan aajao
Yeh meri behno ko apne bistar pe sulane waala tha na


Woh teeno jaya ke paas aagayi
Chaaro ko nanga dekhke mera lund uchhal pada
Aur sath mein aalok ka bhi
Tabhi meri najar us bhosdi pe padi
Jo aalok ke sath majak kar rahi thi
Woh thakur ke bhai ki beti thi
Aur uske sath uski maa aur uski behen bhi


Main aalok ki taraf gun fenk diya
Main..koi hile toh bheja uda diyo uska
Samjha


Main chaaro ko Dekhne laga
Aur Apne kapde utaar fenka
Lekin jab meri najar apne lund padi
Toh mera heart fail ho gaya
Sasur jee ne lund bhi bada kar diya
Un chaaro ne jab mera lund dekha
Toh unki gaand fat gayi
Haan toh thakur ki biwi 45 saal ki thi
Uski behen 35 saal.ki
Uski bahu 25 saal ki
Aur beti 18 saal ki
Main uski beti ko dekhne laga
Woh ro rahi thi
Main..tu jaa yahan se


Manisha mujhe dekhne lagi
Main.. bhosdi ek baar mein sunayi nahi deta hai kya
Chal bhaag yahan se


Manisha andar bhaag gayi
Main..tum teeno ghutno ke bal baitho


Woh teeno ghutno ke bal baith gayi
Main vishakha ke honto se apna lund laga diya
Vishakha Jab kuchh nahi ki
Toh main use thappad maar diya
Vishakha apna munh khol di
Main pel diya uske.munh mein apna lund
Aur uske.munh ko berehmi se chodne laga
Vishakha ki aankhein bahar ko aagayi
Main.. Dekh thakur kaise main teri biwi ke munh ko chod raha hoon
Madarchod
Tujhe meri family pe nahi jaana Chahiye tha


Yeh bolke main vishakha ke munh se Apna lund nikaala
Aur apne lund uske.munh pe maarne laga
Uske baad dobara main uske munh ko chodne laga
Woh apne hath meri jaangh pe rakh di
Kuchh der main uske munh ko choda
Aur phir uske munh se lund nikaal liya
Woh lambi lambi saansein lene lagi
Uske baad main use lita Diya
Aur apna lund uski boor pe set kiya
Vishakha ki gaand fati hui thi
Vishakha..aaram de daalna
Main..kya boli
Vishakha..kuchh nahi


Main vishakha ke boobs pe thappad maarne laga
Vishakha..main keh rahi hoon
Aaram se daalna
Main.. kyun
Vishakha..yeh jaldi jhad jaate hain


Main..toh phir yeh madarchod itna kyun udd raha tha


Yeh bolke main ek hi baar mein pel diya
Apna lund uski boor mein
Boor se khoon nikalne laga
Aur vishakha behosh ho gayi
Main.. bhosdi dekh kya rahi hai
Hosh mein laa apni saas ko


Karuna Apni saas ke munh pe paani maari
Vishakha hosh mein aate hi rone lagi
Main use berehmi se chodne laga
Kuchh der mein mera lund uski boor mein adjust ho gaya
Uske baad use bhi maza aane laga
Vishakha aahein bharne lagi
Main uske boobs pe thappad maarte hue use chodne laga
Vishakha..aah aaram se itni jor se Nahi
Mar jaaungi
Main..maalik bol pehle
Vishakha..maalik aaram se kijiye


Main vishakha ke nipples ko pakadke kheench diya
Main..khul ke bol
Ek dum randi ki tarah
Tu meri rakhel hai ab


Vishakha..aah maalik aaram se chodiye
Itna jor se chodenge
Toh main mar hi jaaungi
Main.. Haan ab hui na baat
Aur ab yeh jhaantein saaf Karke rakhiyo
Mujhe jungle pasand nahi hai
Vishakha..kar lungi maalik
Bas aap isi tarah roz mujhe chodte rehna
Yeh thakur bahut bada zaalim hai
Jaanwaro ki tarah mujhpe chahad jaata hai
Aur utar jaata hai
Mujhe kabhi pyar nahi kiya isne


Main vishakha ko zor zor se chodne mein laga hua tha
Kuchh hi der mein woh jhadne lagi
Uski boor sailab behne laga


Uske baad baari aayi
Jaya ki
Main..ab teri baari
Munh khol


Jaya Turant apna munh khol di
Behenchod yeh kyun itna utawli ho rahi hai
Main pel diya jaya ke munh mein lund aur use buri tarah chodne laga
Main uske munh ko chod raha tha
Aur Woh mere balls sehla rahi thi
Thakur aur uske bete ne apni aankhein band kar rakhkhi thi
Yahi haal TAHKUR ke bhai ka bhi tha


Lekin uski biwi aur dono beti garma ke chodam patti dekh rahi thi
Ab thakur ka bhai meri family pe nahi gaya tha
Ab agar meri baat puchho toh
Jab thakur meri family pe gaya
Toh main use usi waqt khatam kar deta
Lekin sasur jee ka Ek hi funda tha
Jo panga le uske saamne hi uske khandaan ko chod daalo


Jaya ki aankho se aansu nikal rahe the
Main uske munh ko chodna band kiya
Lekin tabhi jaya ne mera lund apne munh mein le liya
Aur mere lund ko maze se chusne lagi
Gale tak ghusa ghusa ke chusne lagi
Main apna sar khujane laga
Maa chudaye
Uske aisa karne se mujhe uspe rehem aagaya
Aur main use khada kar diya
Woh mere sar ko pakadke mere hont chusne lagi
Vishakha aur karuna aankhein faade yeh sab dekh rahi thi
Main kaunsa peechhe rehne waala tha
Uske hont chusne laga
Woh mere nichle honto ko daanto mein dabake kaatne lagi
Main uske boobs pe dhaba bol Diya
Aur unhein kas kaske dabane laga
Main.. bhosdi pehle toh bada natak kar rahi thi
Jaya..aaj se tum mere aadmi
Main roz tumhein apni boor dungi
Apni gaand dungi
Apna sab kuchh dungi
Bas mujhe is harami thakur ke saamne chodna
Main..kyun
Jaya..woh main tumhein bata dungi
Bas ab meri seal tod do


Yeh sunke humra lund thunak pada
Main jaya ko ghodi banaya
Aur pel diya
Uski boor mein lund
Uski seal toot gayi
Aur woh cheekhne lagi
Jaya.. aankhein kholke dekh thakur
Tune mera sab kuchh chheen liya tha na
Hai teri maa ki boor mein dum
Ki tu apni behen ko chodne waale ko maar sake


Thakur toh kabka behosh ho chuka tha
Main bina ruke ek aur dhakka
Maarke apna lund uski boor mein ghused diya
Aur bina ruke chodne laga
Karuna jaya ke munh pe paani daali
Main jaya ke chutad pe thappad maarte hue use chodne laga
Jaya.. bas aise hi chodte raho
Haan bilkul aise hi
Main.. bhosdi maalik bol
Tu meri rakhel hai


Yeh sunke jaya apne dusre bhai ki taraf dekhi
Jaya..haan deva aap mere maalik ho
Aur jor se chodo
Apni chhinaal ko
Apni randi Jaya ko


Jaya ko ab bhi dard ho raha tha
Lekin woh bas apne bhaiyo ko unki najro se gidana chahti thi
Aah kya maza aaraha tha
Uski boor marne mein
Behenchod 35 saal ki kunwari seal
Main jaya ko kuchh der chodta raha
Tab tak woh jhadti rahi
Woh Jaise hi jhadi main use khada kiya
Uske pair kaanp rahe the
Main uske khade khade hi chodne laga
Aur use kiss karne laga
Woh mere honto ko kaatne lagi
Main uski boor ki dhajjiya tab tak udata raha
Jab Tak woh jhadi Nahi gayi
Uske baad main use chhod diya
Aur karuna ki taraf dekha
Woh turant ghutno ke bal baithke
Apna munh khol di
Main uske sar ko pakda
Aur uske munh ko chodne laga
Woh meri taraf dekhi
Aur aankh maar di
Main use lita diya
Aur uski boor mein lund pel diya
Aur tabadtod uski boor maarne laga
Jaya use hosh mein laayi
Vishakha..bas aise hi chodye maalik
Meri Bahu ko
Aur zor se chodiye
Karuna.. maaji maalik ka lund bahut bada hai
Aur zor se chodiye maalik
Apni chhinaal ko
Thakur gharane ki jhaanto se bhari boor
Uff maalik bas aise
Main.. kyun tera pati tujhe Theek se Nahi chodta
Karuna..uska lund khada hi nahi hota
Bahut randi baji karta tha
Ab kuchh karne ke liye bacha hi nahi hai
Main..a jaya tere sath kya kiya
Ter bhai ne
Jaya.. main ek ladke se pyar karti thi
Jab use PATA chala
Toh usne use maar diya
Aur meri shaadi nahi hone di
Mujhe qaid kar diya
Jab tak maine shaadi ke liye haan kar di
Main.. par tune toh abhi shaadi ke liye haan ki hai
Jaya..isne mujhe pichhle 17 saalo se qaid kar rakhkha tha
Main..toh phir ab achanak kaise maan gayi
Jaya.. Shaadi ke baad main bhaagne waali thi


Main karuna ki boor tab tak maarta raha
Jab tak Woh jhad nahi gayi
Uske baad main apna lund uski boor se nikaala
Aur vishakha ki boor mein daal diya
Woh cheekh padi


Aise hi ek ghante tak main teeno ko chodta raha
Aur phir jaya ke munh mein jhadne laga
Aalok bechara apna lund masalta reh gaya
Main.. bhosdike mera maal hai
Galti se bhi mat soch liyo


Uske baad main apne kapde pehna
Aur Woh teeno bhi langdati hui.kapde pehen li
Main..ab bata tujhe munim ki beti se Shaadi karni hai
Aalok..nahi karni
Ab main ghar ja raha hoon
Main..chalenge dono sath mein


Vishakha..mere pati ko hospital le jaane dijiye
Main..theek hai
Aalok phone kar ambulance ko


Aalok bechara karta bhi kya
Usne aisa pehli baar dekha tha
Usne ambulance ko phone kar diya


Kuchh der baad ambulance aagayi
Behenchod wardboy natak karnr laga
Wardboy..humein Pehle police ko inform karna hoga


Main uske kaan ke paas goli maara
Main..kisko inform karna padega
Wardboy..rote hue..kisi ko nahi


Uske baad thakur uske bhai bete aur munim ko leke chale gaye woh
Main..are sun vishakha
Vishakha..jee maalik
Main..are sun ab mandap laga hi hua hai
Pandit bhi hai yahan
Kyun na tu meri apni beti se Shaadi kar de


Ab manisha se Shaadi karke
Mujhe thakur ke poore khandaan ki boor mil jayegi isi liye


Abhi main yeh soch raha tha
Ki mere gand pe laat padi
Main apni gaand sehlane laga
Main..kaun bhosdika hai
Kajol..main hoon bhosdike
Main..kaaju


Main dekha time stop hai
Sab pause hue pade hain
Meri gand fat gayi
Use dekhke
Kajol..gaand faad dungi
Agar mere siwa kisi se shaadi ki toh
Main.. bhosdi maar kyun rahi ho
Kajol..dad aap kabhi nahi sudhar sakte


Aur kajol uske baad jo mujhe pelna shuru ki
Behenchod haddi pasli ek kar di
Main..maaf kar De
Kabhi shaadi ka naam nahi lunga
Kajol..Jiski maiyya chodni hai chodiye
Lekin kabhi shaadi ka socha bhi
Toh yeh hath dekh rahe hain
Gaand mein daalke munh se nikaal dungi
Behenchod
Main..nahi karunga
Meri jaan
Kabhi shaadi Nahi karunga
Kajol..ab aapki choda maali ho gayi hai
Toh chaliye
Main..chal raha hoon
Aalok ko ghar bhej do


Kajol ne chutki bajayi
Aalok apne ghar pahunch gayi
Aur kajol mujhe leke ghar pahunch gayi
Maza aagaya ek sath teen boor chodke


Tabhi mujhe aalok ka phone aaya
Ki main Apne ghar kaise pahunch gaya
Main use bol diya
Ki woh behosh ho gaya tha


Kajol meri god mein aake baith gayi
Aur mujhe kiss karne lagi
Ab meri majburi thi use kiss karni
Warna gaand faad deti
Behenchod Poore ek ghante tak woh mujhe kiss karti rahi
Aur phir chali gayi
Main apna sar pakadke baith gaya


Main hall mein jaake baith gaya
Meeta kahin se aayi thi abhi
Kya lag rahi thi
Uska chehra uske boobs uski gaand
Haaye main kahin mar na jaaun
Jab use pata chala ki main kya kar raha hoon
Toh woh shocked ho gayi
Aur mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Main use aankh maar diya
Woh pair patakte hue apne room mein chali gayi
Payal didi yeh sab dekh rahi thi
Main unki taraf dekha
Woh bhi kya maal thi haaye
Itni badi badi chuchi
Woh mere paas aagayi
Payal..kya dekh raha hai aise
Main..aap kitni hot ho


Payal didi mere sar pe maari
Payal..apni di se flirt karta hai
Main..ab didi itni hot ho
Toh bhai kya kare
Payal..yeh sab apni biwi ko kyun nahi bolta
Main..woh maarti hai
Payal..itna kab badal gaya tu
Main.. jabse aapko dekha hai
Payal..mujhe toh tu bachpan se dekhta aaraha hai
Usmein naya kya hai
Main..are naya aapki chuchi hain na
Payal..yeh chuchi kya hoti


Main payal didi ke chuchiyo pe hath rakh diya
Main..ise kehte hain
Payal..achcha
Main..haan ise chuchi kehte hain mamme kehte hain
Boobs kehte hain
Payal..bada besharam ho Gaya hai
Main.. ek kiss do na
Payal..kyun
Apni biwi se jaake maang
Main..kyun aap meri biwi nahi ho
Payal..nahi
Main..toh ban jaao na
Kisne mana kiya hai
Payal..duniya waale kya kahenge
Main..unki.maa ka bhosda
Payal..chhee ab tu gaali bhi dene laga hai
Main..kiss do na
Payal..raat mein dungi
Main.. intezaar rahega


Payal di gand matakte hue
Chali gayi


Shaam ho chuki thi


Aur wahan thakur Apne saare aadmiyo ko deva ke ghar bhej chuka tha
Use aur uski poori family ko khatam karne ke liye....

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