Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF HARISH VERONICA SE APNI FRIENDSHIP AUR BONDING KAAFI STRONG KAR CHUKA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY AUR ANJALI KI MOM KE BEECH BEHES HO JAATI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-31

DATE-24TH SEPTEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-B.O.B





MAA KASAM YAAR...KYA KISMAT PAAYI HAI APNE B.M SAHAB NE...

VERONICA MADAM JAISI MAAL FASA LI BHAI...


ye B.O.B ke 4 mahine pehle hi newly oppointed GUARDS me se ek tha jisne bank hour khatm hone se 15 minute pehle hi apna apna day off kar saamne coffee shop ki taraf jaa rahe VERONICA aur HARISH ko dekhte hue apni baat kahi thi..

wahi guard jisne pichle mahine hawa nikaali thi VERONICA ki scooty se....

anyways,us guard ki baat sun
uske saath hi khada uska dusra saathi guard halke se hasa aur...


GUARD 2-abbe saath kaam karte hain dono..dosti bhi toh ho sakti hai..

GUARD 1-loude ka dosti...in madam ke saath dosti sirf koi chutiya hi rakhna chahega..

inko dekh bhar kar saala murdon ka bhi khada ho jaaye...arsa beet gaya tha jabse ek baar ke baad dusra round naa maara tha apni lugai ke saath maine..

par jabse yahan noukri lagi hai aur in madam par nazar padi hai...

lund saala baans ki tarah akad kar khada hi rehta hai..

tabse najaane kitni baar apni douki ko do se zyada baar ragadne ke baad bhi in madam ko yaad kar muthiya maari hai maine..

kasam se bhai,vaigra se zyada asar hai inke sharir ka..

soch ke hi tantana jaa raha hai mera ki HARISH sir kaise ragadte honge isse..

HAHAHAHAHA..

GUARD 2-saale baira...dimag me hi un dono ka B.F dekhne lag gaya tu toh...

waise HARISH sir bhi kaafi sahi dikhte hain... agar wakayi in dono ke beech chudam chudayi ka khel chaalu ho gaya hoga toh maza madamji bhi khub leti hongi..

aur suna hai ki vidhwa hai ye aur woh bhi bohot saalon se...ab itni khubsoorat aurat jiski jawani abhi bhi ufaan par dikhti hai, sharirik sukh ki zaroorat toh uski bhi hogi hi...

GUARD 1-wahi toh soch raha hun mai bhai ki kaise ucchalti hogi ye sir ki godh me... behenchod,maza hi aa jaata hoga...


DHAKKKKK....


abhi us pehle waale guard ki baat puri hui hi thi ki tabhi uske pichwade par ek tagdi laath padi jiske asar se saamne jahan ek chair rakhi hui thi, usse takrakar tedha hote hue neeche gir pada tha woh...

kul 3 guards the B.O.B ke is branch me jiske teesre ya phir ye kahun ki yahan ke sabse purane security guard JUNAID HUSSAIN the ye jinhone maari thi us pehle guard ko laath aur ye karne ke baad bhi aise ghur rahe the usse jaise gala hi kaat denge uska...

wahin kyunki bank ka ending time chal raha tha isiliye uski entrance me lage kaanch ke glasses ke aage bane shutter ko aadha close kar diya gaya tha jiska matlab tha ki customers ka banking hour khatm ho chuka tha..

sirf employees hi andar apna pending kaam nipta rahe the..

bank ke ird gird walls ka pehra sa tha matlab public attendence lagbhag zero hi tha..

isiliye us guard ko padi laath kisi ne dekhi naa thi..


JUNAID-jitna ganda bolna tha bol diya hai tune...agar ek bhi shabd aur zuban se nikla tere toh kasam KHUDA ki,tere mooh ke andar us zuban ka aakhri lamha hoga woh..

umr ke maamle me kaafi bade the JUNAID HUSSAIN un dono guards se par sharir aur taakat bhi kayi guna zyada thi unki un do guards se...

kareeb 6.2 height aur kaafi tagde sharir ke the JUNAID aur ek wajah ye bhi thi ki 48 paar karne ke baad bhi head guard ki position aaj bhi unhi ki thi...

is waqt apni laal ho chuki aankhon se ghur rahe the JUNAID baaki dono hi guards ko jispar halak halka sukh gaya tha unka..


GUARD 2- JUNAID chacha woh darasal...

CHATAKKKHH..


jisse laath padi thi woh guard uth toh gaya tha par JUNAID ke dar se chup tha par dusre guard ne thodi himmat dikhayi par uski zubaan JUNAID ke is bhaari bharkam thappad ne puri tarah band kar di thi...


JUNAID-saale galich...chacha shabd ek paak rishte ki neev rakhta hai jo tere jaise harami ke mooh se nikle toh gaali hi hai...

aur tu...itna hi acha laga tujhe HARISH sir ka louda toh apni biwi,behen ko baitha de uske upar...

ek paak saaf aurat ke baare me itni neech soch rakhne ki himmat bhi kaise ki tune...madarchod...


DHAKKK..


ek aur laath jad diya tha JUNAID ne us guard ke chest par jispar piche ki taraf ladkhada kar gir gaya woh...

par mooh kholne ka dum naa toh usme tha aur naahi us dusre guard me jo halka sehma hua sa chupchap khada tha...

par dar ke saath saath un dono guards ko badi hairani bhi ho rahi thi..

aur woh isiliye kyunki bhadakte hue toh kayi baar dekha tha unhone JUNAID ko par aaj ye pehli baar tha jab gaali di thi unhone..

gaali bhi sharab ki tarah haraam hi thi unke liye par aaj aisa nahi tha..

isse andaza ho chala tha unko ki VERONICA ko kuch zyada hi maante the JUNAID joki sach bhi tha...

VERONICA...apni zindagi me KHUDA ki bheji farishte si haisiyat rakhti thi woh JUNAID ke liye....

3 saal pehle unke chote bete ka yahan DEHRADUN ke sabse bade engineering college me merit kote se daakhila sirf 1 percent kam hone ki wajah se nahi ho paaya tha..

aur agar fees ke hisaab se admission karne jaayen toh rupay kareeb 5 lakh the per semester jinhe afford karna JUNAID HUSSAIN ke bas ke bahar ki baat thi..

aise waqt me VERONICA ne aage badhkar pehle toh apni guarantee par unke bete ke first semester ka payment loan ke zariye paas karwaya..

woh toh SANVY ke liye bachaye paise use karne waali thi par JUNAID ek gairat mand aur self respect se bhare insaan the jinhone iske liye haath jodkar mana kar diya tha..

student kote se loan karwane ke baad baaki semesters ke liye jo fees lagti,uske liye bhi loan clear karwa diya tha VERONICA ne aur woh bhi "TAKE TODAY,PAY AFTERWARDS"naam ke plan ke antargath jo unke hi idea se implanted hua tha..

student loan scheme tha ye jisme payment return schedule bacche ke degree milne ke baad shuru hota tha..

matlab uske job lagne ke baad....

us ehsaan ko JUNAID bhule nahi the...duty me hone ke baawjud din ke pure paanch baari ke namaazi the JUNAID HUSSAIN aur in beetein teen saalon me aisa koi namaz naa tha jiske aakhir me VERONICA ki khush haali ki dua naa maangi ho unhone...


JUNAID-agar dobara kabhi tum dono me se kisiko bhi VERONICA MADAM ke baare me GALATH bolna toh door,unki taraf buri nazar se dekhta bhi paaya maine toh sirf thappad aur laath me nahi rukunga mai...

baad me mera jo hoga,so hoga par phir dobara hilaane ke liye naa tum dono ke haath rahenge aur naa chalane ke liye pair....




IN THE COFFEE HOUSE:-




MADAM,KAMSEKAM AAJ TOH SIRF COFFEE TAK BAS MAT KIJIYE...

KUCH AUR BHI ORDER KARTE HAIN,ISSI BAHANE IS GAREEB KO AAPKE SAATH GUZAARNE KE LIYE KUCH EXTRA WAQT MIL JAAYEGA...


coffee ka sip lete hue iltaja-e-nazar se dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne VERONICA ko jispar sir shake kar muskurate hue..


VERONICA-ghuma phirakar har baat me kuch zyada hi flirt nahi karne lag gaye ho aaj kal tum...


HARISH-correction..healthy flirt...

kya maine kabhi yun bina permission haath pakda hai tumhara..


apni baat kehte hue hi tezi se VERONICA ka haath pakad liya tha HARISH ne jispar pehle toh ek second ke liye hadbadayi woh par phir jab agle hi pal HARISH ne uska haath chhoda toh..


VERONICA-ye tarika naya tha...


mind nahi kiya tha VERONICA ne HARISH ka yun achanak uska haath pakadna jisse dekh muskura utha HARISH aur..


HARISH-waise agar extra food order waali darkhwaast puri nahi hone waali toh ek dusri request bhi hai mere paas...

VERONICA-aur kya hai woh request...???

HARISH-selfie...

VERONICA-what..!!!

HARISH-yaa,selfie..ab dekho,itna waqt guzar chuka hai hume friends bane hue par 2019 ka favourite friend ritual "SELFIE" toh ek baar bhi kiya hi nahi humne...

HAHAHAHAHA...


jahan ek taraf HARISH ki baat sun khilkhila kar has padi thi VERONICA wahin dusri taraf HARISH us hasi ko razamandi maante hue utha apni jagah se aur dusri taraf jahan VERONICA baithi hui thi,uske baaju me jaakar baith gaya..


HARISH-ready...!!!!


apna mobile nikaal selfie camara on kar haath aage karte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne jispar VERONICA ne apna shining aur smiling face camara ki taraf kar diya...


HARISH-madam...selfie le rahe hain,isse justify toh karo...

VERONICA-matlab...!!!


aage kuch keh nahi paayi VERONICA kyunki HARISH ki ungliyon ne uske hothon ko side se pakadte hue halke pressure ke saath unhe selfie pout ka shape de diya tha...

par aisa karte waqt HARISH zara aur sat gaya tha VERONICA se aur saath hi saath pout banaane ke baad haath ko hataate waqt uske anguthe ne un honton ke neechle bhaag ko halka ghis sa diya tha..

HARISH ke aisa karne par VERONICA ka chehra uski taraf ghuma par aisa hote hi uska aur HARISH ka face ek dum aas paas aa chuka tha..

dono ke honthon ke darmiyan bas do inch kaa hi fark reh gaya tha..

VERONICA ki badi gehri bhuri aankhon me jhaankte hue HARISH ki saansein houle houle uske face se takra rahi thi...

ek second ke pause ke baad un do inch ki doori ko mitaane ke iraade se aage badhne ko hua HARISH jispar..


VERONICA-HARISH... coffee shop me hain hum...

HARISH-aur naa hote toh...


VERONICA ke neeche ho chuki aankhon me dekhne ki koshish karte hue pucha tha ye sawal HARISH ne jispar kuch seconds ke pause ke baad...


VERONICA-wash room se aati hun...

HARISH-pehle jawab do..agar yahan nahi hote toh...

VERONICA-phir kabhi..

HARISH-phir kabhi kya..!!!jawab yaa paas aana...

VERONICA-jo tum samjho...


HARISH ko halke haathon se dhakka dete hue kahi thi ye baat VERONICA ne jispar khush hote hue jagah dedi usne VERONICA ko pass hone ke liye...


HARISH-finally.... aakhirkaar ye doori khatm hone waali hai...


woh selfie jisse HARISH ne uske aur VERONICA ke ek dusre ko behad kareeb se dekhte waqt kheench li thi,usse kisi xforum number par send karte hue kahi thi ye baat usne jiske agle hi minute uska phone bajne laga tha...

display me naam dekh ek smile naach uthi HARISH ke face par jiske baad ek baar wash room ke disha ki taraf nazar ghumaya HARISH ne par VERONICA ab bhi uske andar hi thi isiliye call pick kar liya usne..


HELLO...WELL DONE.HARISH....MAANANA PADEGA..KAAFI KAM WAQT LAGAYA TUMNE VERONICA KE KAREEB AANE ME...


dusri taraf se kahi gayi is baat ko sun has pada HARISH aur...


HARISH-ye toh hona hi tha sir..bas ek do din aur, phir VERONICA mere bistar par hogi...

"agar aisa ho gaya toh tumhara future shine karega HARISH..."

HARISH-adha shine toh already karne laga hai sir...

is VERONICA ke presentation ki wajah se mai B.O.B ka state division head officer banane waala hun..

aap bas baaki aadhi chamak ka khayal rakhiyega..woh ek crore...

"hahaha...uski fikr bilkul bhi mat karo tum...just remember our deal...

fuck her,film her,degrade har, humiliate her and finally destroy her..

izzat aur ghamand dono utaar us do kaudi ki aurat aur uske ladke ko DEHRADUN se bahar fikwana hai mujhe..

itna kar lo toh ek kya do crore mil jaayega tumhe...

HARISH-done and thank you very much for the upgraded offer MR.......

.....DEVANSH MALHOTRA.....





PLACE-SIRIUS





KUCH BHI BOL BHAI...APNE SIRIUS ME SPORTS WEEK KI ANNOUNCEMENT HUI NAHI KI AISA LAGTA HAI MELA LAGNE WAALA HAI..

SAALA PURA MAHOUL HI BADAL JAATA HAI...


ye NITS tha jisne apni class me,class hi kya bahar floor ke har corridor me ho rahe shor ko sun aur students ke excited faces ko dekh kahi thi apni baat...

SONU-wwo ttoh hhai bbhai...aur ssabse zzyada ssarsi rrehti hhai SSAM ki..

ssaala aisa ttreatment mmmilne llagta hhai ussko jjaise yyahan kka bbhagwan hhai yye...


sach hi kaha tha SONU ne..is waqt bhi lagbhagh sabhi class ke students ne SAM ko ghera hua tha..

kis sports me participate karen woh,raay le rahe the is maamle me sab SAM se..

saath hi saath jin students ne apne sports fix kar liye the,woh apne apne chits jinme unhone apne participate karne waale sports ke naam likhe hue the,woh SAM ko usse hand over kar rahe the...

EKPREET aur RAJAT help kar rahe the SAM ki par students ki bheed kuch zyada hi thi...

same haal B section me bhi tha..ROHAN bhi bohot se students se ghira hua tha..

ab ye scene laazmi bhi tha.. SIRIUS me har saal annual sports meet alag alag calender month me place kiya jaata tha..

aaj morning hi hamari PRINCI ne is saal ki sports meet joki 8th october se shuru hone waali thi,uski official announcement ki thi..

ye meet har saal ki tarah is baar bhi 4 din chalne waali thi jo SIRIUS ke liye kisi festival se kam nahi tha...

SIRIUS ANNUAL SPORTS MEET is the second biggest event of DEHRADUN..

first, INTER SCHOOL LEVEL SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIP hai..

anyways,SIRIUS me toh lagta hi hai, par saath hi saath pure DEHRADUN ki har gali me is sports meet ke bade bade banner lagte hain...

aur toh aur uttarakhand ka har local newspaper aur media house is event ko cover karta hai...

ab itna bada event jisse carnival kehna zyada sahi hoga,iske announcement se shor toh hoga hi naa..

par is shor ki gunj ab kuch zyada hi badhne lagi thi aur iska reason the SAM aur ROHAN..

sports me participate karne ke liye chits banakar pehle se deni padti thi aur wahi ho raha tha is waqt...

school division ke dono champs,SAM aur ROHAN collect kar rahe the woh chits...

chit dene ke saath saath un dono se raay lene lagbhag sabhi students hamare is floor par hujum sa lagaye hue the..

waise toh ye participation chits ikattha karne ka kaam sports teachers ka hota hai par as said before,itna bada event tha ye ki kaafi busy the hamare teeno hi sports teachers..

haan kuch subordinates the un teeno ki jagah par is school me students kuch zyada hi the..

upar se SAM aur ROHAN help bhi karte the students ke sports selection me isiliye sabhi bache un dono ko hi prefer karte the...

par SAM ki taraf bheed ROHAN ke mukaable zyada thi..


NITS-par bhai,is sports meet ka announcement hote hi har saal apna SIRIUS school kam aur bhindi bazar zyada lagne lagta hai...

behenchod,dekh toh in sab jhaantiyon ko..

sports choose karne me aisa excitement dikha rahe hain jaise saare participated events me jeet jaayenge jhaantu log...

SONU-uuppar sse aaj ssaturday hhai... ennvironment cclass bbhi off hhai,ssaalo kko exxtra mmouka mmil ggaya hhai hhudanng mmachane kka...

MAI-sidhe baith jaao be..sir aa rahe hain...


dhamm,dhammm ki awaaz jiska matlab tha ki peeth me pad rahi thi students ke,usse sun ab tak desk par pair rakh kar baitha mai turant sidha ho chuka tha..

ye MAANIKPURI SIR aur DAS SIR the jo corrider me sabhi students jo un dono ke haath lag rahe the,unke peeth par dhol bajate hue hamari hi class ki taraf aa rahe the...

isiliye woh sab shaant hote hue ek taraf hokar khade ho chuke the...


MAANIKPURI-what the hell is happening here...class hai ye ya party hall...!!!!

SAMEER...!!!!

SAM-what should i do sir... students zyada hain aur in sabko aaj hi apne selected sports ki slip deni hai..

and some are confused on what should they select...!!!

MAANIKPURI-thats not your problem.. aur advice leni aur deni hai toh school hour ke baad ground me ya premises se bahar karna...

DAS-B section ka bhi yahi haal hai..100 se zyada bacche hain udhar...

MAI-idhar 200 hain sir...


meri baat sun dono hi sirs aur unke saath SAM ne bhi ghur kar dekha mujhe...

SIR'S ne isiliye kyunki maine indirectly ye bataya tha ki students SAM ko ROHAN ke upar prefer karte hain aur SAM isiliye kyunki mujhe students ka ye bulk number pata tha par help maine nahi ki thi uski..

ab kaun fase is janjaal me....


DAS-ek kaam karte hain...agli do class toh free hi hai.. ROHAN ko bhi yahi bula lete hain..

uske saath aur bhi students hain jo wahan uski help kar rahe hain...

SAM, ROHAN aur inke classmates milkar saare sports chits collect kar lenge...

isse shor bhi nahi matchega aur ye dono guide bhi kar denge confused students ko...


MAANIKPURI-idea toh acha hai par ye A aur B students saath me...!!!

DAS-kuch nahi hoga..beta sun lo beta..agar kisi bhi tarah ka brawl, disturbing slang istemal kiya tum sabne toh class time ke baad bhi ulte latke miloge sab ke sab...


hum sabko ungli dikhate hue warn kiya tha sir ne jispar shaant hi rahe hum sab...

jaante the sab ki agar kuch bolte toh pakka punching bag bana dena tha sir ne hume...

khair,apni baat bol DAS SIR aur unke saath MAANIKPURI SIR claas se nikal gaye jiske kuch hi der baad hamare saamne prakat hue B section se 3 namune...

ROHAN,AMIT aur AJAY..

wahi dono jinhe SONU ke birthday par suta tha maine...

ab bhale hi character se chodu the woh dono par us teesre chodu ROHAN ki tarah sports aur acadamics me kaafi ache bhi the aur isiliye hi idhar the woh bhi.

par class me ghuste hi jab un dono ki nazar mujhpar padi toh halke nervous dikhne lage the woh par phir khudko normal kar liya unhone..


NITS-udhar hi neeche baith jaao...bura nahi lagega hume..

HAHAHAHAHA..

KISSE BURA NAHI LAGEGA....???


jahan NITS ki baat sun has di thi puri class wahin uske agle hi pal ROHAN, AJAY aur AMIT ke baaju se hote hue jab NITS ki baat par sawal kiya DUBEY SIR ne toh ek taraf toh class ekdum se shaant ho gayi aur dusri taraf NITS ke saare nikalne waale vachan uske mooh ke raaste wapas andar chale gaye the...

ab DUBEY SIR the hi aise ki faaltu bakarchodi koi naa karta tha unke saamne...


DUBEY SIR-kaun se prashn ka uttar dene hetu ek saath khade hain aap teeno..

koi bhi khaali sthaan grahan kijiye...


DUBEY SIR ki baat sun turant side me rakhe ek khaali bench ko occupy kar liya un teeno ne...


DUBEY-oh,ho,ho,ho,ho....dekho toh zara.. khel,krida me hamare desh ka naam gagan me chamkaane waale bhaavi vijetaon avum shurveeron ki puri toli prastuth hai yahan...

atti uttam...

SAB-thank you sir...


dusri classes ke yahan moujud students se kahi thi ye baat sir ne par face unka itna straight tha ki un sab ko pata nahi chala ki sir unka mazak udaa rahe the..

un sabke thanks ko sun mundi naa me hilayi sir ne aur...


DUBEY SIR-"bhatruhari krtuye neeti shakatam"..(murkh ko sahi baat samjhana asambhav hai)


sanskrit me taarif ki thi un sabki sir ne par jo baat samajh hi naa aaye,usme kaisa bura maanana..


DUBEY SIR-toh chaatron,mai yahan sirf isiliye hun taaki aap sab anushaan me rahen..

ROHAN aur SAMEER..aap aur aapke mitr in sabhi chaatron ka chuna hua khel parcha le le aur jin jin chaatron avum chaatraaon ko maarg darshan dena hai,unhe woh pradan kare kintu anushashan me rehkar..

thodi si bhi anushashanhinta hui agar toh khel ke parche ki tarah aapka bhi parcha bana kaksha se bahar kar dunga...


wahan sir warning de rahe the aur idhar B section ke un teeno ko aur khaaskar ROHAN ko dekh hamare aur yahan moujud dusri class ki kaafi girls bhi thodi excited ho gayi thi..

kuch nazarein toh ROHAN par chipak hi gayi thi jisse dekh sir shake kar muskurane laga tha mai aur..


MAI-"kaash ghante aur minute ke sui ki tarah ishq aur bewakufi ke beech fark batane ka bhi koi tarika hota"...

najaane kyun shor-e-surat-nazar-e-seerat par hamesha bhaari hi rehti hai...!!!

NITS-abbe kya badbad kar raha hai..!!!

MAI-table yaad kar raha hun...

NITS-hain..!!!chal chodu...

DUBEY-wahi mai bolun ki is kaksha ke kendra bindu se ab tak koi jagmagagat kyun nahi hui...

aakhir shaant rehne ke spasht nirdesh ki avhelna karne waale mukya kirdaar bhi toh hamare beech hi moujud hain...

kyun SANVEER...!!!


DUBEY sir ke is taunt ke beech khada ho chuka tha mai jiske baad...


MAI-maananiya shikshak mahodaya,mai toh bas apne mitr se kaun kaun se khel me bhaag liya jaaye,ispar vichar vimarsh kar raha tha..

aur woh bhi nyunatam dhwani me..

DUBEY SIR-arre waah..arthath is baar aap bhi varshik khel mahotsav me hissa lene waale hain..!!!ye toh bohot achi baat hai...

MAI-bas aapka aashirwaad chahiye...

DUBEY-waise kya mai jaan sakta hun ki kaun kaun se khel pasand hai aapko...???

MAI-kho kho,kabbadi aur khaaskar pitthu khelne me bada aanand aata hai guruji...

HAHAHAHA..


jahan mere jawab par has di thi puri class wahin DUBEY sir lage ghurne mujhe aur..


DUBEY SIR-apne shikshak se thitholi achi baat nahi SANVEER...

MAI-aisa karne ka dussahas mai apne swapn me bhi nahi soch sakta guruji...

kshama karen kintu aapke sawal ka ucchit aur upyukt hi uttar diya hai maine..

aapne pucha mere priya khelon ke baare me jinke naam bataye maine...

agar aapne hamare vidyalaya ke varshik khel mahotsav me hone waale khelon ke baare pucha hota toh uttar alag hota mera...


mere jawab ko sun jahan ek baar phir has padi thi puri class wahin DUBEY SIR ne haath maara apne maathe par aur..


DUBEY-vidwaan aur murkh ka adbhudh mishran hain aap SANVEER AHARYA...

MAI-dhanyawaad guruji...

HAHAHAHA...


sabki hasi ke beech sir bhi haste hue ek book jo saath laaye the apne woh,usse khol kar baith gaye jiska matlab tha ki hum sab bhi chupchap apna apna kaam karen...

wahin right se aakhri front row seat jahan SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT baithe the,unke aage students ki bheed apne apne parche dene me lag gayi thi.

same chiz unke exact opposite direction me baithe ROHAN,AMIT aur AJAY ke saath bhi ho raha tha..

class ke bahar bhi kaafi students the jo andar waalon ke nikalne ka wait kar rahe the..

par kyunki SAM ke paas students zyada the aur apne suggestions woh reasons ke saath de raha tha, isiliye uski aage ki bheed kam hone ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi..

wahin ROHAN aur uske dono dost bas chit collect kar rahe the..

suggestions ke naam par dabi awaaz me bas mazak hi kar rahe the woh teeno jiski wajah se un teeno ka scene kaafi clear tha...


NITS-aaj gyan de dekar gandiya hi fat jaani hai apne loundo ki..

SONU-sschool hhour kkhatm hhone ttak bbaal hhi kkhade hho jjaane hhain SAM ke...

MAI-photo le liyo phir...chudi hui shakal ko capture karne ka maza hi kuch aur hai...

SAM-NIT,SONU SANVY...thoda help kar do bhaiiiii..

MAI-ye saala bol bhai raha hai par sunayi bhosdike kyun de raha hai mujhe..!!!


hume ghur jab halki dabi par gurrati awaaz me bulaya SAM ne toh kahi maine ye baat jispar haste hue..


NITS-ab public place me bhosdike ka synonym bhai hi hoga naa...

MAI-ye bhi hai...nahi gaye toh baad me bohot pelega harami,chalna chahiye bhai...

SONU-kkaun ssa waalla bbhai..assli waalla yya ssynonym wwala...

MAI-asli me synonym waala...

NITS-hahaha..ye naya laaya launde...

SAM-guyzzzz...


ek baar phir hume dekh gurraya tha SAM jiske baad turant uthe hum teeno aur uski taraf chal pade..

unke just peeche ki bench me baithe loundon ko apni seats par bhej diya tha humne...


BHAIYA,MERE NAA PAIR BHALE HI CHOTE HAIN PAR DISPLACEMENT TIMING KAAFI TEZ HAIN DONO KE BEECH KI..

TOH KYA 100 METRE ME PARTICIPATE KARNA CHAAHIYE MUJHE..!!!???


BHAIYA,PICHLE SAAL KE GARBA ME 30 MINUTES KE CONTINOUS BEAT PAR PURA NAACHA THA MAI..

TOH KYA 800 AUR 1500 MTS ME PARTICIPATE KARNA CHAHIYE MUJHE...


SAM se aise aise antarngi sawal puch rahe the sabhi ladke jisse sun has pade mai,NITS aur SONU jispar piche palath ghura hume SAM ne..


madad bhi dhamka kar maang raha tha..chutiya saala...


MAI-taara vina shyam mane eklaadu laage toh bajega nahi tere doudte waqt ki usme khoye khoye bhaagega tu....

LADKA 2-kya SANVY bhaiya...!!!

MAI-abbe kya kya...!!!! kis chiz me ache ho tum,ye koi advice lene waali chiz hai...???

ye toh tum sab hi jaanoge naa...apne apne events select karne ke baad un particular sports me excel karne ka tarika puchoge,tab hi toh ye sahi advice de paayega...

aise confused state me rahoge toh kahin nahi pahunchna tum sabko...

clear your heads,sochon apne strong sports ke baare me,likhon unhe chits par aur pakdao isse..

aur jab un sports ki practice shuru karoge tab puch lena SAM se, routine kaise set karna hai..!!!


baat meri ek baar me ghus gayi thi un sabhi loundon ke magaj me isiliye aage koi sawal nahi kiya unhone aur chupchap apne apne chit fill kar SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT ko pakdane lage..


DUBEY SIR-yahi toh keh raha tha mai..kabhi maha murkh,kabhi atti vidhwaan...


meri baat suni thi sir ne isiliye muskurakar dheere se apni pratikriya dene ke baad wapas book me nazar gada li thi unhone...


SAM-saala mai kabse samjha raha tha par faaltu logics diye hi jaa rahe the sab ke sab aur teri baat ek baar me samajh gaye ye..

MAI-clearly samjhayega toh sab samajhte hain beta...

ab tumhe hai lime light me rehne ka shouk aur khass kar tab jab baaju me ROHAN jaisa competitor baitha ho...

jab dil bheed maang raha ho tera toh zubaan imaandari se bhagaye kaise logon ko...!!!

SAM-chup be.. kuch bhi bolta hai....bheed ke liye chit ikkatha karne ki zaroorat kabse padh gayi mujhe...

field me utarne bhar ki der hai,pura DEHRADUN ikattha ho jaana hai...

MAI-true...


halka hi sahi par ghamand tha SAM ki baat me par jab maine saralta se "true" kaha toh halka sa hadbada gaya woh aur turant saamne dekh CHITS collect karne laga..


EKPREET aur RAJAT ke saath ab NITS,SONU bhi same kaam kar rahe the..

wahin mai un sabke saath bas bakarchodi kar raha tha jispar kabhi haste woh sab toh kabhi bakne lagte the mujhe..

par in sabke beech guzarte waqt ke saath ROHAN and party ke paas se students ki bheed khatm ho chuki thi lekin SAM ke aage ab bhi kaafi students khade the..

waise toh kaam pura hona sabko acha lagta hai par yahan maamla ulta tha..

bheed popularity ka symbol tha jisme clear winner tha SAM aur isiliye hamari taraf khundak se dekh rahe the ROHAN,AJAY aur AMIT....


AMIT-ROHAN bhai....is baar is saale SAM se CHAMPION ka khitaab chhinana hi hai tujhe...

AJAY-haan yaar..bhale iska intazam school se bahar hi kyun na karna pada hume....

AMIT-abbe intazam toh ab tak 100 se zyada baar kar chuke hote bas agar ye SANVY naam ki diwaar beech me nahi hoti toh...

behenchod ki aise maamlon me haath pair se zyada buddhi chalti hai...

har baar beech me dhamak padta hai kamina aur saare plan ki maa chod deta hai...

saala karen bhi toh kya karen...!!!

ROHAN-is baar hume kuch karne ki zaroorat hi nahi padne waali...!!!


hum sabko dekhte hue ek negetive smile se saath kahi thi ye baat ROHAN ne..


AJAY-matlab...!!!

ROHAN-hone do kaand...sab samajh jaaoge...

abhi ke liye bas itna jaan lo ki...





bohot jald mukammal mera IRAADA HOGA....

khud se jo kiya tha maine,ab woh pura VAADA HOGA....

chot hamare sharir par bohot pahunchayi hai in sabne magar...

meri maar ka asar in sab par, hume mile dard se kahin ZYADA HOGA....











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....










AAPKA APNA V....J....

superrbbb shandaar jabardast update bro
ye harish to bhai kafi aage nikl gya h
or ye veronicaa bhi use kuch na kh kr bss uska indirect support hi kiye ja rhi h
khi ye harish ke liye veronica ka trap to nhi h jo use mahsoos ho gya ho ki harish ke kuch alg hi irade h
ya phir such m attract h wo
or idhar un guard ki dhang se le li unke hi sath wale ne
kher devansh ne khel to bda lamba khela h
harish ke sath milkar
dekhte h kb tk iska anjaam pr pahuchega ye khel
or idhar irade rohan ke bhi kuch ese hi h
mtlb wo bhi apne baap se mila hua h
let's see what happened next

 

[Ayush2017]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY AND GROUP KHUDKO NIRDOSH SAABIT KAR DETE HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF D.I.G KEWAL KHURANA RAJESH MISHRA KO SUSPEND KAR DETE HAIN..

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-22


DATE-17TH JUNE 2019

PLACE-SIRIUS





DHABBBB...


PPAGAL HHO GGAYA HHAI KKYA BHOSDIKE...


ek mukka jamaya tha SONU ki peeth par NITS ne jispar bhadak gaya SONU..


NITS-chup saale...acha khasa ghar me chill karne ka plan tha mera,par nahi..

gaand me chul ka keeda kaata mereko jo teri baaton me aa gaya..

kya bola tha tu..!!ppehla ddin hhai..ppadhayi nnahi hhogi..

mmast cchill kkarenge sschool mme..

landu, tere chill ke chakkar me gaand chhil gayi meri..

aur ye saale sabhi teachers ko ho kya gaya hai.. vacation ke baad pehla din hai session ka par padha aise rahe hain maano aaj ke baad classes hi naa lagne waali ho jaise.....


khud se hi budbudaate hue ye saari baatein kar raha tha NITS par tabhi...


GOOD AFTERNOON STUDENTS...


bas is ek awaaz ne NITS ki woh saari budbudahat, frustration ek jhatke me hi khatm kar di thi..

NITS ki hi kya, class ke sabhi ladke ka yahi haal tha..

REASON...

ANSHUMALA LAKHMANIA...

SECTION B ki maths aur SIRIUS school ki sabse khubsurat teacher jinhone is waqt class me enter maari thi..

halki naarangi printed colour ki shifon saari me classroom ke andar bhi apni be-intehan khubsoorati se bin baarish indradhanush dikha diya tha unhone sabhi male students ko..

actually vacation ke vaad first day of school ka aakhri par free period tha ye jispar ANSHUMALA ma'am ka substitution laga tha..

aur unka yahan aana saare male students ke liye woh refreshing moment tha jisne din bhar ke hectic schedule ko ek jhatke me chilled out kar diya tha..

anyways ma'am ke gesture ka reply dene ke baad hum sabhi baith gaye..

ANSHUMALA ma'am ki ek aadat thi aur woh ye ki zyadatar woh smile karti rehtithi joki is waqt bhi unke face par saji hui thi.

uss smile ke saath unhone is new batch par ek bharpoor nazar daali par aisa karte waqt unki nazar ek jagah par pahunch tik gayi..

ye jagah meri thi jo is waqt apne dono haath gaalon par tikaaye unhe hi dekh raha tha..


ANSHUMALA-SANVY....!!!!

MAI-haaye....

hahahaha....


ma'am ke mere naam pukarne par mere reaction ko dekh aur sun RASHI aur KHANAK ko chhod sabhi students has diye the..

un sabhi ko pata tha ki favourite student tha mai unka aur shayad hi aisa kabhi hua hoga jab ma'am ke saath ek healthy flirting nahi ki hogi maine..

(NOTE: ANSHUMALA MA'AM ka kirdaar mere real life se inspired hai..)

anyways,un sabko toh mera ma'am ke saath ravaiya pata tha par RASHI aur KHANAK mere aise reaction ko aakhein faade dekh rahe the..

wahin mere "haaye" ko sun MA'AM ne apne sir par haath maar liya..


ANSHUMALA-tu maar khaayega mujhse SANVY....

MAI-it will be my pleasure ma'am..

HAHAHAHAHA...


mere reply ko sun aur khaaskar jis tarah se woh reply diya tha maine,kisi sache aashiq ki tarah,usse dekh phirse has di thi puri class...

par is baar un sabke beech ek muskurahat ma'am ki bhi thi jiske baad apne sir ko shake karte hue...


MA'AM-so,how is this new session treating you students...???

MAI-subah se ab tak toh hell tha par ab heaven sa feel ho raha hai ma'am...

HAHAHAHAHA...

students ke giggling hasi ke beech is baar ma'am meri taraf badhi aur mere paas pahunch..


ANSHUMALA-tu kabhi sudhrega ki nahi..har waqt masti hi sujhti rehti hai tujhe..

MAI-lie detecter test kar lijiye ma'am..ek shabd bhi jhooth saabit hua mera toh jo bolo aap phir...


mere is tark par bas muskurakar mere kandhon par halki chapat lagaate hue palath gayi ma'am jiske baad..


ANSHUMALA-so,maths ke kuch imp. questions discuss kar len...!!!

SAB-no ma'am please...

NITS-ma'am MAALVIYA SIR ne aaj maths ki do do classes li hain..ek hi din me pura chapter khatm kar diya unhone...

aur naa padha jaayega aaj...

ANSHUMALA-haan,ehsaan kiya hai naa tumne sir ko chapter complete karne dekar..

duffers course jitna jaldi complete hoga, revision ke liye utna zyada waqt milega na tum sabko...


ma'am ki baat sun kaha nahi kuch kisine par padhaku bacchon ko chhod mooh sabhi ke utre hue the jisse dekh..

ANSHUMALA-ok fine...nahi padhaungi mai..

SAB-thank you ma'am...

ANHUMALA-ek second...itni jaldi excited hone ki zaroorat nahi hai..

puri baat sun lo pehle...free period ke liye ek task dungi mai..a kind of challenge..

agar pura kar diya tumme se kisine bhi toh class free ho jaayegi or else we will discuss some important topics of maths..


free period ke ehsaas se jitni jaldi khush hue the sabhi, ma'am ke us challenge waali baat se woh khushi utni tezi se feeki bhi padh chuki thi aur woh isiliye kyunki sab jaante the ki bhale hi ANSHUMALA ma'am ek teacher thi par attitude unka kisi competitive bacche se kam nahi tha..

aur unke diye challenge bhi utne hi atrangi hote the...

par backout karne ka matlab tha sidhe sidhe ek aur mathematics ki class isiliye...


RAJAT-what's the challenge ma'am...!!!

ANSHUMALA-oh,very simple..ek mathematical tounge twister hai jisse one go me clearly bol kar dikhana hai tumme se kisi ek ko bhi...

agar kisi ek ne bhi aisa kar diya toh class free ho jaayegi...


tounge twister ka task sun chill out ho gaye sab...

kyunki SIRIUS ek convent international school tha isiliye shakespeare plays jinme hard se hard words ke collaboration se likha script yaad karna padta tha,woh bhi bol lete the kayi students toh aise me ek tounge twister bolna kaun si badi baat hone waali thi un sabke liye...

issi thought ki wajah se chill out the sab ke sab aur ye dekh halki si muskurayi ma'am aur..


ANSHUMALA-so,ready..!!!

SAB-yes ma'am..


confidence se bhara yes gunj utha pure class me jisse sun...


ANSHUMALA-fantastic.. alright then, here we go...

"a mathematician can mathematically mathematise mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation.so if a mathematician can mathematise mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation, why can't you mathematically mathematise mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation like the mathematician who mathematically mathematises mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation."


simple hai naa...ok, toh kaun karega sabse pehle try...???


MA'AM ke bole tounge twister ko sun pehle hi aankhein badi ho chuki thi sabki aur ab jab unki baari thi us tounge twister ko repeat karne ki toh fuse ud chuka tha sabka...

ek dusre ko dekh rahe the sab aur ma'am un sabki haalath dekh halke halke smile de rahi thi...

wahin mujhe toh is challenge se koi matlab tha nahi.. mai ab bhi dono haath gaalon par tikaye ma'am ko hi dekh raha tha...


MA'AM-so,bolo phir..kaun karega sabse pehle try...!!!!???

ANJALI-ma'am, SANVY ko hi boliye naa...usse plans aur counter plans banana, challenge accept karna,edge tak chizon ko kheenchna acha lagta hai bohot...


piche palat mujhe ghusse se ghoor kahi ye baat ANJALI ne jispar..


ANSHUMALA-yeh toh maine bhi suna hai ki hamara SANVY kaafi bada challenger hai...

bhale school ka match ho ya dusre school ke students ke beech se hamare students ko unharmed nikaalna...sab badi asaani se kar leta hai SANVY...


house match me jo hua aur usse pehle SAMRAT waalon ke saath hue pange me apne doston ko mera bachana,ye baat puri school jaanti thi aur ANSHU ma'am ka toh favourite tha hi mai..

isiliye un situations ka example diya unhone mujhe jispar..


MAI-hamara SANVY nahi sirf aapka ma'am..aur tounge twister nahi hai mere bas ki..

haan,ek tounge twister pata hai mujhe jo is ANJALI par bohot suit hoti hai..

ANHUMALA-really..?!!kaun si..??

MAI-

bakwas me ki bakbak bakbak se zyada bakwas hoti hai jo bakwas ke beech ki bakbak ko yaa toh bakbak banati hai ya bakwas...

HAHAHAHAHA....


mere tounge twister ko sun ma'am aur puri class has padi thi wahin ANJALI mujhe yun ghurne lagi maano agar class khaali hoti toh pel deti mujhe..

anyways,mere kahe tounge twister ke baad ma'am ne apna twister firse repeat karte hue usse bolne ka sabko challenge kiya jispar kuch students ne koshish ki par aadha bhi kaamiyab nahi ho paaya koi bhi...

aur isiliye challenge ma'am jeet gayi jiska matlab tha ki class free nahi jaane waali thi..

maths ki book nikaali ma'am ne aur pehle dono chapters se kuch imp questions nikaal unhe narrate karne lagi jispar man maarkar students un questions par focus karne me lag gaye..

TRRRRRRR...

tounge twister challenge ki wajah se last study segment waali class jald hi khatm ho gayi.

final bell baj chuki thi aur aisa hote hi ek raahat hi saans li sabhi students ne aur apni apni copies bag me daal class se nikalne lage...


ANSHUMALA-mujhe laga tha tu tounge twister atleast try toh karega hi...


SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT ke baad jab mai SONU aur NITS ke saath ma'am ke paas se hokar class se nikalne ko hua toh unki is baat se badhte kadam rook gaye mere...

SONU aur NITS ko aage jaane ka bol mai palta ma'am ki taraf aur...


MAI-zaroor karta ma'am agar challenge jeetne par milne waala prize mujhe acha lagta...

ANSHUMALA-matlab!!!

MAI-aapne kaha tha ki agar kisine aapke bole tounge twister ko perfectly mimic kar liya toh aap class free kar dengi..

mujhe ye condition excitable nahi laga isiliye try nahi kiya maine..

ANSHUMALA-ok...the MR SANVEER AHARYA ko excitable lagne waala condition kya hota..???

MAI-well hamare next free period me bhi substitute teacher aap hi rahengi,agar ye promise karti aap toh aapka har challenge accept karta mai..

ANSHUMALA-SANVY.. phir shuru ho gaya naa tu...

MAI-its true ma'am...

ANSHUMALA-acha..tu bhul raha hai ki sirf attempt karne par sharth pure nahi maane jaate...you have to win them...

MAI-pata hai ma'am...aur accept kiye gaye challenge ko nahi haarta SANVEER AHARYA..


meri baat sun kuch pal dekha mujhe ma'am ne aur...


ANSHUMALA-alright then...agar tune one go me wahi mathematical tounge twister jo class me bola tha maine, clearly repeat kar diya toh i promise ki is section ki agli free class mai hi lungi..

MAI-well in that case,i accept the challenge..

ANSHUMALA-par mai bata dun ki kisiko bhi maine us twister ko one go me clearly bolte nahi suna...

anyways,tu karke dekh le try.. toh dhyan se sun..sirf ek baar bolungi...

MAI-

a mathematician can mathematically mathematise mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation.so if a mathematician can mathematise mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation, why can't you mathematically mathematise mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation like the mathematician who mathematically mathematises mathematics in a mathematical mathematiculation.

aisa hi kuch tha naa ma'am...


ma'am ke bolne se pehle hi unke tounge twister ko clearly repeat kar puchi ye baat maine jispar aankhein faade dekhne lagi woh mujhe aur ye dekh muskuraya mai aur...


MAI-i will see you in the next free period then ma'am...good bye...


ma'am ko ussi shocking condition me chhod class se nikal gaya mai jiske baad..


ANSHUMALA-what the hell...yaad tha isse wph twister aur aise hi bol.diya usse jaise saalon ki practice ho..

hai kya aakhir hai ye ladka....!!!!!

SAM-arre baat toh suno yaar tum log..!!!


class ke just bahar ANJALI ka haath hold kiye request si ki thi SAM ne chaaron girls se jispar mooh banate hue woh sab nikal gaye...

REASON...

kal ke hamare epic last day of vacation ke baad der shaam hum sab wapas dehradun pahuche the.

waise toh saari chizen exactly jaisa plan kiya tha maine,waisi hi hui thi par girls jinke liye woh sab kisi sudden shock se kam nahi tha,unhe pura din lag gaya tha kal ghati ghantnaon se khudko ubharne ke liye...

ubhar toh woh gaye the par humare plan ke baare me unhe pre-informed naa rakhne ki wajah se humse naaraz chal rahe the chaaron...

subah se hi sabhi boys unse baat karne ki koshish kar rahe the par woh sunne tab naa..

abhi bhi mooh fulaakar jaa chuke the woh sab jiske baad..


MAI-itni jaldi naa maanengi ye sab..time lagega..de unhe...


class se bahar aa chal rahe scene par nazar padte hi kahi ye baat maine jispar..


EKPREET-yahi toh kabse bol raha hun mai in chutiyon ko par dosti ke saath aashiqui ka bhi bhoot hai naa..

asaani se thodi naa utrega...ab chaloge bhi,campus se bahar nikle,usse pehle baat karni hai usse...

MAI-puch kya raha hai...???chalo be...


ye bol aage badh gaya mai aur mere piche woh sab bhi ho liye...



ROHAN...!!!!!!


apne kuch doston ke saath apni class se nikal premises se aage badhte hue parking ki disha me badh rahe ROHAN ka swagat SAM ke is awaaz ne kiya jispar apne doston ko aage badhne ka bol ko bol woh hamari as in hum sab boys ki taraf badha jo ussika wait karte hue ground me baithe hue the..

kyun..??reason toh obvio hi tha..

kal jo hua,woh saari baatein,chizen toh clear hi thi siway ek chiz ke aur woh tha ROHAN ka SAM ko warn karna...

aur isiliye hi hum sab aaj school off hone ke baad apni class se thoda jaldi nikal uska yahan entry and exit gate se pehle bane ground me uska wait kar rahe the...


ROHAN-hey guyzz..look,mai jaanta hun kya puchna chahte jo tum..

NITS-antaryaami toh shuru se hi hai tu tabhi toh ye jaante hue bhi ki hamare khilaaf banaye tere har plan ka matiyameth hum kar hi denge, phir bhi gaand illi karne se baaz nahi aata hai tu...

ROHAN-sense of humor...nice..par filhal mera aisa koi irada nahi hai...

SONU-wahhi ttoh jjaanana hhai hhum ssabko..hhar wwaqt hhamare kkhilaaf pplotting kkarne waala ttu, ttere mman mme acchanak hhamare lliye itnna ppyar kkahan sse jjaag ggaya kki hhume wwarn kkarne kke lliye kkal ccall kkiya ttune...

SAM-and most importantly,tujhe pata kaise chala ki mere resort me drugs planted tha...

ROHAN-firstly,haan ye sach hai ki i don't like you SAM...tujhe beat karna chahta hun mai..tera woh school champ ka khitaab chhinana chahta hun mai aur haan,mai maanta hun ki uske liye mai kuch bhi karta aaya hun..

aur teri hi tarah,i don't like any of your friend.. aur ye SANVY...i just don't like you,i hate you..tu kal mar jaaye,mujhe ghanta fark nahi padega..

infact,mai toh treat dunga agar aisa hua toh..

MAI-feelings are mutual brother... bas fark itna hoga ki meri mout par tu party dega par teri mout par mai shraadh rakhunga..

ROHAN-pata hai mujhe...par woh dusri baat hai...lekin kal jo hone waala tha woh ek complete different scenario tha...

mujhe DUSHYANT ne bataya tha ki uske friends SAM tere resort me drugs plant kar tum sabko fasaane waale hain..

usse laga ki mujhe woh sab jaan khushi hogi..

SAM-aur tujhe nahi hui...!!!

ROHAN-surprise hoga tu,par haan..nahi hui thi mujhe khushi..i mean common yaar,drug case.. seriously...

haan mai tujhe beat karna chahta hun chaahe koi bhi tarika kyun naa aazmana padh jaaye mujhe...

par kal jo hone waala tha,woh completely below the belt tha... tum sabki life kharab ho sakti thi.

ab jitna bhi kameena kehlo mujhe par waisa toh kabhi nahi chah sakta mai..

vacation par bahar gaya tha mai,parso hi louta wapas...

kal morning jab globe chowk waale ground gaya toh DUSHYANT mila mujhe...

aur baaton baaton me usne jaise hi drugs ke baare me bataya mujhe,i called you..

par tune uthaya hi nahi..aur jab uthaya toh late ho chuka tha..

you said ki police aa chuki thi udhar..but thank god ki koi scene create nahi hua..

par surprised bhi hun mai...i mean,nikle kaise tum sab us mess se..kya police ko drugs nahi mile udhar..

SAM-drugs bhi mila aur usse wahan rakhne waala bhi...hume sab pehle se hi maalum tha..

we were just playing around...jo hume trap karna chahate the,humne unhe hi trap kar diya...

anyways,woh sab chhod..

agar wakayi tu hamara sahi chahta tha,then i really appreciate that..i hope ki tere kisi naye game ya new trap ka base nahi tha woh call..

ROHAN-dont worry dude..aisa kuch nahi hai...


ROHAN ki baat par kuch seconds dekhte rahe hum sab usse par phir..


SAM-chal phir.. thanks for the gesture..


usse haath milaate hue kahi ye baat SAM ne jiske baad hum sab exit ki taraf badh gaye..

wahin hume piche se jaate dekhte ROHAN ke face par ek evil smile naach rahi thi aur waise bhi muskurate hue...


ROHAN-

"jaal toh hai mere dushmano par naya nahi,PURANA HAI...

aur bicchaya kuch yun hain maine ki fas tum sabko usme khudbakhud JAANA HAI"....


SAME DAY:-



PLACE-B.O.B BRANCH





MA'AM,B.M SIR BULA RAHE AAPKO...



apne cabin me baith laptop par kaam karti VERONICA ko table boy ne kahi ye baat jispar bina zyada pratikriya diye woh apni jagah se uth khadi hui...


VERONICA-yes sir...


BANK OF BARODA, DEHRADUN HEAD BRANCH,newly appointed B.M,MR HARISH KHATRI ke cabin ki us glass gate ko dhakel andar aate hue ye sanshipt sa sawal kiya VERONICA ne..


(NOTE:-MR HARISH KHATRI...ek 45 years old lagbhag 6 feet unche aakarshak vyaktitv ke maalik... pichle mahine hi inka yahan dehradun transfer hua tha..isse pehle ye RISHIKESH B.O.B BRANCH ke B.M the...

waise toh khushmijaaz kism ke vyakti hain ye par apne opposite gender as in ladies ke maamle me thode reserved hain...jitni zaroorat,utni hi baat karte hain ye un sabse...

yahan tak ki is ek mahine me MRS VERONICA PAUL AHARYA joki yahan branch me unki second best officer thi, unse bhi open nahi hue the ye..to the point hi rahe the ye apni FIELD OFFICER se.)


HARISH-MRS VERONICA...please sit..


bohot shaalinta purv kahi ye baat MR HARISH ne jispar unke saamne waali seat par baith gayi VERONICA...


HARISH-ULIP(UNIT LINKED INSURANCE PLAN)

PPF(PUBLIC PROVIDENT FUND)

APF(ARMY PENSION FUNDS)


in teeno schemes,plans ke baare me toh suna hi hoga aapne..!!!

VERONICA-ofcourse sir... government linked schemes hai ye sab joki national level par operate hone waali hai...

ULIP aur PPF public welfare ke liye ab tak ki sabse important, profitable aur high returns schemes hain aur har army regiment ke liye,un sabki families ke liye APF bohot faaydemand hone waala hai..

a very good initiative taken by both government body and every bank's entrepreneurs...

par abhi toh time hai shayad in teeno hi schemes ke launch me..

HARISH-jee..abhi toh in teeno hi plans ke perfect layouts, structure, payment dispatch procedure,return policies ke proper calculations ki report taiyar karni baaki hai jo lagbhag saare banks ke chosen representatives ne karni shuru bhi kar di hai..

aur hamare state uttarakhand ke B.O.B me is plan par kaam karne ke liye mujhe chuna gaya hai..

VERONICA-really..wow.. congrats sir...

HARISH-thanks aur aapko maine issi silsile me baat karne ke liye bulaya hai.

darasal mai chahta hun ki aap officially mere saath in plans ke sabhi aspects par kaam karen.

infact, maine aapka naam bank ke board of directors of refer bhi kar diya hai..

VERONICA-what..!!!i mean,thanks sir ki aapne mujhe is laayak samjha par it's a gigantic project..

i am not sure ki i am good enough to handle all this...

HARISH-oh common,MRS VERONICA...ye aapki modesty hai,bas..mere paas aapke yahan kiye har work ki file hai...

aapke ab tak ke B.O.B service records ke according aisa koi loan aur investment plan nahi jisse aapka approval mila ho aur woh loan return nahi hua ya woh investment plan fail hua ho..

100 percent profitable record hai aapka...

infact,aapki farsightedness ki wajah se hi aapko B.O.B ke bohot se sub branches me bhi tour provide kiye jaa chuke hain..

dehradun ki hi tarah chakrata, clement town,haridwar,landor,chamba aur inke saath kuch jagah par bhi aapke impliment kiye gaye saare schemes ka return percentage 100 percent raha hai...

mujhe toh ye samajh me nahi aa raha ki ab tak aapki post FIELD OFFICER tak hi kaise halt par hai..

i mean,aise results ke baad aap kamsekam division officer ki post toh deserve karti hi hain..

actually,woh post bhi choti hogi aapke calibre ke hisaab se...

but ab aisa nahi hoga..is project ki completion ke baad i am sure ki aapko much higher position ke liye turant consideration milega...

shayad promotion ke saath aapka transfer DELHI maine branch me bhi ho jaaye...

MAA-thanks for such appreciation sir par the thing is i love it here.. mujhe dehradun aur apni ye moujuda post, dono hi pasand hai..

mere koi high ambition nahi hain..agar aapko lagta hai ki mai itne privileged plan ka hissa banane ke laayak hun toh mai definately apna best dene ki koshish karungi par reason koi promotion nahi bas wahi hoga jo ab tak raha hai..my job...


VERONICA ki baat sun aur jis saadgi se usne promotion ki sifarish ke liye mana kar diya tha, hairangi se dekhne lage HARISH unhe jiske baad..


HARISH-you are something else MRS VERONICA...aaj ke daur me jab ethically ya non ethically log har kisi ko dhakka maar yaa piche dhakel khud sabse aage nikalna chahte hain wahin aap,itni hunarmand hone ke baawjud kuch zyada hi suttled hain..

no desire,no urge to be in the top... incredible...


HARISH ki baat sun halka sa muskurayi VERONICA aur...


VERONICA-sir,zarooraten ek bhikaari ki bhi puri ho jaati hai par khwaishen toh rajaon ke bhi pure nahi hote..

phir aise me khwaishon ka bojh dhona hi kyun...???

waise bhi mere husband hamesha kaha karte the ki,

"jo khwahish aur zaroorat ke beech zaroorat ko CHUNTE HAIN.

asal khushi ke daaman ko aise hi log CHUMTE HAIN"..


bade saaf aur naram alfazon me apni baat keh gayi VERONICA jiske baad..


VERONICA-sir,aaj ke kaafi documentations sheets pending hain..so,can i..

HARISH-ya,ya, please go..


HARISH ki baat sun ek baar phir oupcharik smile dete hue VERONICA apni jagah se uth cabin se bahar nikal gayi..

aur piche se unke aur unke ass ko hasrat-e-nazaron se dekh rahe HARISH ne apne seene ko sehlana shuru kiya aur..


HARISH-intelligent,smart,khubsoorat, sexy,sensual par simple...deadly combination hai yaar ye patakha toh....

par paisa,power, position kaam nahi aane waale isse pataane me...

isse lapetne ke liye iski hi tarah saadgi ka chutiyapa karna padega...waqt lagega saala isme..

par lagana toh padega hi...afeem ke lath ki tarah hai saali jo lag chuki hai mujhe...ab....




aag lag chuki hai dil me,tere husn ke baarish se hi isse BUJHAAUNGA MAI...

jo bhi gaana pasand hai tujhe,tujhe paane ke liye us geet ko GAAUNGA MAI...

haan thoda mushkil hai tujhe kareeb se mehsoos karna magar...

bohot jald apna diwana bana tujhe apne neeche SULAAUNGA MAI....












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V...J...

Awesome update bro

 

[Shanu]

awesome update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF HARISH VERONICA SE APNI FRIENDSHIP AUR BONDING KAAFI STRONG KAR CHUKA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY AUR ANJALI KI MOM KE BEECH BEHES HO JAATI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-31

DATE-24TH SEPTEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-B.O.B





MAA KASAM YAAR...KYA KISMAT PAAYI HAI APNE B.M SAHAB NE...

VERONICA MADAM JAISI MAAL FASA LI BHAI...


ye B.O.B ke 4 mahine pehle hi newly oppointed GUARDS me se ek tha jisne bank hour khatm hone se 15 minute pehle hi apna apna day off kar saamne coffee shop ki taraf jaa rahe VERONICA aur HARISH ko dekhte hue apni baat kahi thi..

wahi guard jisne pichle mahine hawa nikaali thi VERONICA ki scooty se....

anyways,us guard ki baat sun
uske saath hi khada uska dusra saathi guard halke se hasa aur...


GUARD 2-abbe saath kaam karte hain dono..dosti bhi toh ho sakti hai..

GUARD 1-loude ka dosti...in madam ke saath dosti sirf koi chutiya hi rakhna chahega..

inko dekh bhar kar saala murdon ka bhi khada ho jaaye...arsa beet gaya tha jabse ek baar ke baad dusra round naa maara tha apni lugai ke saath maine..

par jabse yahan noukri lagi hai aur in madam par nazar padi hai...

lund saala baans ki tarah akad kar khada hi rehta hai..

tabse najaane kitni baar apni douki ko do se zyada baar ragadne ke baad bhi in madam ko yaad kar muthiya maari hai maine..

kasam se bhai,vaigra se zyada asar hai inke sharir ka..

soch ke hi tantana jaa raha hai mera ki HARISH sir kaise ragadte honge isse..

HAHAHAHAHA..

GUARD 2-saale baira...dimag me hi un dono ka B.F dekhne lag gaya tu toh...

waise HARISH sir bhi kaafi sahi dikhte hain... agar wakayi in dono ke beech chudam chudayi ka khel chaalu ho gaya hoga toh maza madamji bhi khub leti hongi..

aur suna hai ki vidhwa hai ye aur woh bhi bohot saalon se...ab itni khubsoorat aurat jiski jawani abhi bhi ufaan par dikhti hai, sharirik sukh ki zaroorat toh uski bhi hogi hi...

GUARD 1-wahi toh soch raha hun mai bhai ki kaise ucchalti hogi ye sir ki godh me... behenchod,maza hi aa jaata hoga...


DHAKKKKK....


abhi us pehle waale guard ki baat puri hui hi thi ki tabhi uske pichwade par ek tagdi laath padi jiske asar se saamne jahan ek chair rakhi hui thi, usse takrakar tedha hote hue neeche gir pada tha woh...

kul 3 guards the B.O.B ke is branch me jiske teesre ya phir ye kahun ki yahan ke sabse purane security guard JUNAID HUSSAIN the ye jinhone maari thi us pehle guard ko laath aur ye karne ke baad bhi aise ghur rahe the usse jaise gala hi kaat denge uska...

wahin kyunki bank ka ending time chal raha tha isiliye uski entrance me lage kaanch ke glasses ke aage bane shutter ko aadha close kar diya gaya tha jiska matlab tha ki customers ka banking hour khatm ho chuka tha..

sirf employees hi andar apna pending kaam nipta rahe the..

bank ke ird gird walls ka pehra sa tha matlab public attendence lagbhag zero hi tha..

isiliye us guard ko padi laath kisi ne dekhi naa thi..


JUNAID-jitna ganda bolna tha bol diya hai tune...agar ek bhi shabd aur zuban se nikla tere toh kasam KHUDA ki,tere mooh ke andar us zuban ka aakhri lamha hoga woh..

umr ke maamle me kaafi bade the JUNAID HUSSAIN un dono guards se par sharir aur taakat bhi kayi guna zyada thi unki un do guards se...

kareeb 6.2 height aur kaafi tagde sharir ke the JUNAID aur ek wajah ye bhi thi ki 48 paar karne ke baad bhi head guard ki position aaj bhi unhi ki thi...

is waqt apni laal ho chuki aankhon se ghur rahe the JUNAID baaki dono hi guards ko jispar halak halka sukh gaya tha unka..


GUARD 2- JUNAID chacha woh darasal...

CHATAKKKHH..


jisse laath padi thi woh guard uth toh gaya tha par JUNAID ke dar se chup tha par dusre guard ne thodi himmat dikhayi par uski zubaan JUNAID ke is bhaari bharkam thappad ne puri tarah band kar di thi...


JUNAID-saale galich...chacha shabd ek paak rishte ki neev rakhta hai jo tere jaise harami ke mooh se nikle toh gaali hi hai...

aur tu...itna hi acha laga tujhe HARISH sir ka louda toh apni biwi,behen ko baitha de uske upar...

ek paak saaf aurat ke baare me itni neech soch rakhne ki himmat bhi kaise ki tune...madarchod...


DHAKKK..


ek aur laath jad diya tha JUNAID ne us guard ke chest par jispar piche ki taraf ladkhada kar gir gaya woh...

par mooh kholne ka dum naa toh usme tha aur naahi us dusre guard me jo halka sehma hua sa chupchap khada tha...

par dar ke saath saath un dono guards ko badi hairani bhi ho rahi thi..

aur woh isiliye kyunki bhadakte hue toh kayi baar dekha tha unhone JUNAID ko par aaj ye pehli baar tha jab gaali di thi unhone..

gaali bhi sharab ki tarah haraam hi thi unke liye par aaj aisa nahi tha..

isse andaza ho chala tha unko ki VERONICA ko kuch zyada hi maante the JUNAID joki sach bhi tha...

VERONICA...apni zindagi me KHUDA ki bheji farishte si haisiyat rakhti thi woh JUNAID ke liye....

3 saal pehle unke chote bete ka yahan DEHRADUN ke sabse bade engineering college me merit kote se daakhila sirf 1 percent kam hone ki wajah se nahi ho paaya tha..

aur agar fees ke hisaab se admission karne jaayen toh rupay kareeb 5 lakh the per semester jinhe afford karna JUNAID HUSSAIN ke bas ke bahar ki baat thi..

aise waqt me VERONICA ne aage badhkar pehle toh apni guarantee par unke bete ke first semester ka payment loan ke zariye paas karwaya..

woh toh SANVY ke liye bachaye paise use karne waali thi par JUNAID ek gairat mand aur self respect se bhare insaan the jinhone iske liye haath jodkar mana kar diya tha..

student kote se loan karwane ke baad baaki semesters ke liye jo fees lagti,uske liye bhi loan clear karwa diya tha VERONICA ne aur woh bhi "TAKE TODAY,PAY AFTERWARDS"naam ke plan ke antargath jo unke hi idea se implanted hua tha..

student loan scheme tha ye jisme payment return schedule bacche ke degree milne ke baad shuru hota tha..

matlab uske job lagne ke baad....

us ehsaan ko JUNAID bhule nahi the...duty me hone ke baawjud din ke pure paanch baari ke namaazi the JUNAID HUSSAIN aur in beetein teen saalon me aisa koi namaz naa tha jiske aakhir me VERONICA ki khush haali ki dua naa maangi ho unhone...


JUNAID-agar dobara kabhi tum dono me se kisiko bhi VERONICA MADAM ke baare me GALATH bolna toh door,unki taraf buri nazar se dekhta bhi paaya maine toh sirf thappad aur laath me nahi rukunga mai...

baad me mera jo hoga,so hoga par phir dobara hilaane ke liye naa tum dono ke haath rahenge aur naa chalane ke liye pair....




IN THE COFFEE HOUSE:-




MADAM,KAMSEKAM AAJ TOH SIRF COFFEE TAK BAS MAT KIJIYE...

KUCH AUR BHI ORDER KARTE HAIN,ISSI BAHANE IS GAREEB KO AAPKE SAATH GUZAARNE KE LIYE KUCH EXTRA WAQT MIL JAAYEGA...


coffee ka sip lete hue iltaja-e-nazar se dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne VERONICA ko jispar sir shake kar muskurate hue..


VERONICA-ghuma phirakar har baat me kuch zyada hi flirt nahi karne lag gaye ho aaj kal tum...


HARISH-correction..healthy flirt...

kya maine kabhi yun bina permission haath pakda hai tumhara..


apni baat kehte hue hi tezi se VERONICA ka haath pakad liya tha HARISH ne jispar pehle toh ek second ke liye hadbadayi woh par phir jab agle hi pal HARISH ne uska haath chhoda toh..


VERONICA-ye tarika naya tha...


mind nahi kiya tha VERONICA ne HARISH ka yun achanak uska haath pakadna jisse dekh muskura utha HARISH aur..


HARISH-waise agar extra food order waali darkhwaast puri nahi hone waali toh ek dusri request bhi hai mere paas...

VERONICA-aur kya hai woh request...???

HARISH-selfie...

VERONICA-what..!!!

HARISH-yaa,selfie..ab dekho,itna waqt guzar chuka hai hume friends bane hue par 2019 ka favourite friend ritual "SELFIE" toh ek baar bhi kiya hi nahi humne...

HAHAHAHAHA...


jahan ek taraf HARISH ki baat sun khilkhila kar has padi thi VERONICA wahin dusri taraf HARISH us hasi ko razamandi maante hue utha apni jagah se aur dusri taraf jahan VERONICA baithi hui thi,uske baaju me jaakar baith gaya..


HARISH-ready...!!!!


apna mobile nikaal selfie camara on kar haath aage karte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne jispar VERONICA ne apna shining aur smiling face camara ki taraf kar diya...


HARISH-madam...selfie le rahe hain,isse justify toh karo...

VERONICA-matlab...!!!


aage kuch keh nahi paayi VERONICA kyunki HARISH ki ungliyon ne uske hothon ko side se pakadte hue halke pressure ke saath unhe selfie pout ka shape de diya tha...

par aisa karte waqt HARISH zara aur sat gaya tha VERONICA se aur saath hi saath pout banaane ke baad haath ko hataate waqt uske anguthe ne un honton ke neechle bhaag ko halka ghis sa diya tha..

HARISH ke aisa karne par VERONICA ka chehra uski taraf ghuma par aisa hote hi uska aur HARISH ka face ek dum aas paas aa chuka tha..

dono ke honthon ke darmiyan bas do inch kaa hi fark reh gaya tha..

VERONICA ki badi gehri bhuri aankhon me jhaankte hue HARISH ki saansein houle houle uske face se takra rahi thi...

ek second ke pause ke baad un do inch ki doori ko mitaane ke iraade se aage badhne ko hua HARISH jispar..


VERONICA-HARISH... coffee shop me hain hum...

HARISH-aur naa hote toh...


VERONICA ke neeche ho chuki aankhon me dekhne ki koshish karte hue pucha tha ye sawal HARISH ne jispar kuch seconds ke pause ke baad...


VERONICA-wash room se aati hun...

HARISH-pehle jawab do..agar yahan nahi hote toh...

VERONICA-phir kabhi..

HARISH-phir kabhi kya..!!!jawab yaa paas aana...

VERONICA-jo tum samjho...


HARISH ko halke haathon se dhakka dete hue kahi thi ye baat VERONICA ne jispar khush hote hue jagah dedi usne VERONICA ko pass hone ke liye...


HARISH-finally.... aakhirkaar ye doori khatm hone waali hai...


woh selfie jisse HARISH ne uske aur VERONICA ke ek dusre ko behad kareeb se dekhte waqt kheench li thi,usse kisi xforum number par send karte hue kahi thi ye baat usne jiske agle hi minute uska phone bajne laga tha...

display me naam dekh ek smile naach uthi HARISH ke face par jiske baad ek baar wash room ke disha ki taraf nazar ghumaya HARISH ne par VERONICA ab bhi uske andar hi thi isiliye call pick kar liya usne..


HELLO...WELL DONE.HARISH....MAANANA PADEGA..KAAFI KAM WAQT LAGAYA TUMNE VERONICA KE KAREEB AANE ME...


dusri taraf se kahi gayi is baat ko sun has pada HARISH aur...


HARISH-ye toh hona hi tha sir..bas ek do din aur, phir VERONICA mere bistar par hogi...

"agar aisa ho gaya toh tumhara future shine karega HARISH..."

HARISH-adha shine toh already karne laga hai sir...

is VERONICA ke presentation ki wajah se mai B.O.B ka state division head officer banane waala hun..

aap bas baaki aadhi chamak ka khayal rakhiyega..woh ek crore...

"hahaha...uski fikr bilkul bhi mat karo tum...just remember our deal...

fuck her,film her,degrade har, humiliate her and finally destroy her..

izzat aur ghamand dono utaar us do kaudi ki aurat aur uske ladke ko DEHRADUN se bahar fikwana hai mujhe..

itna kar lo toh ek kya do crore mil jaayega tumhe...

HARISH-done and thank you very much for the upgraded offer MR.......

.....DEVANSH MALHOTRA.....





PLACE-SIRIUS





KUCH BHI BOL BHAI...APNE SIRIUS ME SPORTS WEEK KI ANNOUNCEMENT HUI NAHI KI AISA LAGTA HAI MELA LAGNE WAALA HAI..

SAALA PURA MAHOUL HI BADAL JAATA HAI...


ye NITS tha jisne apni class me,class hi kya bahar floor ke har corridor me ho rahe shor ko sun aur students ke excited faces ko dekh kahi thi apni baat...

SONU-wwo ttoh hhai bbhai...aur ssabse zzyada ssarsi rrehti hhai SSAM ki..

ssaala aisa ttreatment mmmilne llagta hhai ussko jjaise yyahan kka bbhagwan hhai yye...


sach hi kaha tha SONU ne..is waqt bhi lagbhagh sabhi class ke students ne SAM ko ghera hua tha..

kis sports me participate karen woh,raay le rahe the is maamle me sab SAM se..

saath hi saath jin students ne apne sports fix kar liye the,woh apne apne chits jinme unhone apne participate karne waale sports ke naam likhe hue the,woh SAM ko usse hand over kar rahe the...

EKPREET aur RAJAT help kar rahe the SAM ki par students ki bheed kuch zyada hi thi...

same haal B section me bhi tha..ROHAN bhi bohot se students se ghira hua tha..

ab ye scene laazmi bhi tha.. SIRIUS me har saal annual sports meet alag alag calender month me place kiya jaata tha..

aaj morning hi hamari PRINCI ne is saal ki sports meet joki 8th october se shuru hone waali thi,uski official announcement ki thi..

ye meet har saal ki tarah is baar bhi 4 din chalne waali thi jo SIRIUS ke liye kisi festival se kam nahi tha...

SIRIUS ANNUAL SPORTS MEET is the second biggest event of DEHRADUN..

first, INTER SCHOOL LEVEL SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIP hai..

anyways,SIRIUS me toh lagta hi hai, par saath hi saath pure DEHRADUN ki har gali me is sports meet ke bade bade banner lagte hain...

aur toh aur uttarakhand ka har local newspaper aur media house is event ko cover karta hai...

ab itna bada event jisse carnival kehna zyada sahi hoga,iske announcement se shor toh hoga hi naa..

par is shor ki gunj ab kuch zyada hi badhne lagi thi aur iska reason the SAM aur ROHAN..

sports me participate karne ke liye chits banakar pehle se deni padti thi aur wahi ho raha tha is waqt...

school division ke dono champs,SAM aur ROHAN collect kar rahe the woh chits...

chit dene ke saath saath un dono se raay lene lagbhag sabhi students hamare is floor par hujum sa lagaye hue the..

waise toh ye participation chits ikattha karne ka kaam sports teachers ka hota hai par as said before,itna bada event tha ye ki kaafi busy the hamare teeno hi sports teachers..

haan kuch subordinates the un teeno ki jagah par is school me students kuch zyada hi the..

upar se SAM aur ROHAN help bhi karte the students ke sports selection me isiliye sabhi bache un dono ko hi prefer karte the...

par SAM ki taraf bheed ROHAN ke mukaable zyada thi..


NITS-par bhai,is sports meet ka announcement hote hi har saal apna SIRIUS school kam aur bhindi bazar zyada lagne lagta hai...

behenchod,dekh toh in sab jhaantiyon ko..

sports choose karne me aisa excitement dikha rahe hain jaise saare participated events me jeet jaayenge jhaantu log...

SONU-uuppar sse aaj ssaturday hhai... ennvironment cclass bbhi off hhai,ssaalo kko exxtra mmouka mmil ggaya hhai hhudanng mmachane kka...

MAI-sidhe baith jaao be..sir aa rahe hain...


dhamm,dhammm ki awaaz jiska matlab tha ki peeth me pad rahi thi students ke,usse sun ab tak desk par pair rakh kar baitha mai turant sidha ho chuka tha..

ye MAANIKPURI SIR aur DAS SIR the jo corrider me sabhi students jo un dono ke haath lag rahe the,unke peeth par dhol bajate hue hamari hi class ki taraf aa rahe the...

isiliye woh sab shaant hote hue ek taraf hokar khade ho chuke the...


MAANIKPURI-what the hell is happening here...class hai ye ya party hall...!!!!

SAMEER...!!!!

SAM-what should i do sir... students zyada hain aur in sabko aaj hi apne selected sports ki slip deni hai..

and some are confused on what should they select...!!!

MAANIKPURI-thats not your problem.. aur advice leni aur deni hai toh school hour ke baad ground me ya premises se bahar karna...

DAS-B section ka bhi yahi haal hai..100 se zyada bacche hain udhar...

MAI-idhar 200 hain sir...


meri baat sun dono hi sirs aur unke saath SAM ne bhi ghur kar dekha mujhe...

SIR'S ne isiliye kyunki maine indirectly ye bataya tha ki students SAM ko ROHAN ke upar prefer karte hain aur SAM isiliye kyunki mujhe students ka ye bulk number pata tha par help maine nahi ki thi uski..

ab kaun fase is janjaal me....


DAS-ek kaam karte hain...agli do class toh free hi hai.. ROHAN ko bhi yahi bula lete hain..

uske saath aur bhi students hain jo wahan uski help kar rahe hain...

SAM, ROHAN aur inke classmates milkar saare sports chits collect kar lenge...

isse shor bhi nahi matchega aur ye dono guide bhi kar denge confused students ko...


MAANIKPURI-idea toh acha hai par ye A aur B students saath me...!!!

DAS-kuch nahi hoga..beta sun lo beta..agar kisi bhi tarah ka brawl, disturbing slang istemal kiya tum sabne toh class time ke baad bhi ulte latke miloge sab ke sab...


hum sabko ungli dikhate hue warn kiya tha sir ne jispar shaant hi rahe hum sab...

jaante the sab ki agar kuch bolte toh pakka punching bag bana dena tha sir ne hume...

khair,apni baat bol DAS SIR aur unke saath MAANIKPURI SIR claas se nikal gaye jiske kuch hi der baad hamare saamne prakat hue B section se 3 namune...

ROHAN,AMIT aur AJAY..

wahi dono jinhe SONU ke birthday par suta tha maine...

ab bhale hi character se chodu the woh dono par us teesre chodu ROHAN ki tarah sports aur acadamics me kaafi ache bhi the aur isiliye hi idhar the woh bhi.

par class me ghuste hi jab un dono ki nazar mujhpar padi toh halke nervous dikhne lage the woh par phir khudko normal kar liya unhone..


NITS-udhar hi neeche baith jaao...bura nahi lagega hume..

HAHAHAHAHA..

KISSE BURA NAHI LAGEGA....???


jahan NITS ki baat sun has di thi puri class wahin uske agle hi pal ROHAN, AJAY aur AMIT ke baaju se hote hue jab NITS ki baat par sawal kiya DUBEY SIR ne toh ek taraf toh class ekdum se shaant ho gayi aur dusri taraf NITS ke saare nikalne waale vachan uske mooh ke raaste wapas andar chale gaye the...

ab DUBEY SIR the hi aise ki faaltu bakarchodi koi naa karta tha unke saamne...


DUBEY SIR-kaun se prashn ka uttar dene hetu ek saath khade hain aap teeno..

koi bhi khaali sthaan grahan kijiye...


DUBEY SIR ki baat sun turant side me rakhe ek khaali bench ko occupy kar liya un teeno ne...


DUBEY-oh,ho,ho,ho,ho....dekho toh zara.. khel,krida me hamare desh ka naam gagan me chamkaane waale bhaavi vijetaon avum shurveeron ki puri toli prastuth hai yahan...

atti uttam...

SAB-thank you sir...


dusri classes ke yahan moujud students se kahi thi ye baat sir ne par face unka itna straight tha ki un sab ko pata nahi chala ki sir unka mazak udaa rahe the..

un sabke thanks ko sun mundi naa me hilayi sir ne aur...


DUBEY SIR-"bhatruhari krtuye neeti shakatam"..(murkh ko sahi baat samjhana asambhav hai)


sanskrit me taarif ki thi un sabki sir ne par jo baat samajh hi naa aaye,usme kaisa bura maanana..


DUBEY SIR-toh chaatron,mai yahan sirf isiliye hun taaki aap sab anushaan me rahen..

ROHAN aur SAMEER..aap aur aapke mitr in sabhi chaatron ka chuna hua khel parcha le le aur jin jin chaatron avum chaatraaon ko maarg darshan dena hai,unhe woh pradan kare kintu anushashan me rehkar..

thodi si bhi anushashanhinta hui agar toh khel ke parche ki tarah aapka bhi parcha bana kaksha se bahar kar dunga...


wahan sir warning de rahe the aur idhar B section ke un teeno ko aur khaaskar ROHAN ko dekh hamare aur yahan moujud dusri class ki kaafi girls bhi thodi excited ho gayi thi..

kuch nazarein toh ROHAN par chipak hi gayi thi jisse dekh sir shake kar muskurane laga tha mai aur..


MAI-"kaash ghante aur minute ke sui ki tarah ishq aur bewakufi ke beech fark batane ka bhi koi tarika hota"...

najaane kyun shor-e-surat-nazar-e-seerat par hamesha bhaari hi rehti hai...!!!

NITS-abbe kya badbad kar raha hai..!!!

MAI-table yaad kar raha hun...

NITS-hain..!!!chal chodu...

DUBEY-wahi mai bolun ki is kaksha ke kendra bindu se ab tak koi jagmagagat kyun nahi hui...

aakhir shaant rehne ke spasht nirdesh ki avhelna karne waale mukya kirdaar bhi toh hamare beech hi moujud hain...

kyun SANVEER...!!!


DUBEY sir ke is taunt ke beech khada ho chuka tha mai jiske baad...


MAI-maananiya shikshak mahodaya,mai toh bas apne mitr se kaun kaun se khel me bhaag liya jaaye,ispar vichar vimarsh kar raha tha..

aur woh bhi nyunatam dhwani me..

DUBEY SIR-arre waah..arthath is baar aap bhi varshik khel mahotsav me hissa lene waale hain..!!!ye toh bohot achi baat hai...

MAI-bas aapka aashirwaad chahiye...

DUBEY-waise kya mai jaan sakta hun ki kaun kaun se khel pasand hai aapko...???

MAI-kho kho,kabbadi aur khaaskar pitthu khelne me bada aanand aata hai guruji...

HAHAHAHA..


jahan mere jawab par has di thi puri class wahin DUBEY sir lage ghurne mujhe aur..


DUBEY SIR-apne shikshak se thitholi achi baat nahi SANVEER...

MAI-aisa karne ka dussahas mai apne swapn me bhi nahi soch sakta guruji...

kshama karen kintu aapke sawal ka ucchit aur upyukt hi uttar diya hai maine..

aapne pucha mere priya khelon ke baare me jinke naam bataye maine...

agar aapne hamare vidyalaya ke varshik khel mahotsav me hone waale khelon ke baare pucha hota toh uttar alag hota mera...


mere jawab ko sun jahan ek baar phir has padi thi puri class wahin DUBEY SIR ne haath maara apne maathe par aur..


DUBEY-vidwaan aur murkh ka adbhudh mishran hain aap SANVEER AHARYA...

MAI-dhanyawaad guruji...

HAHAHAHA...


sabki hasi ke beech sir bhi haste hue ek book jo saath laaye the apne woh,usse khol kar baith gaye jiska matlab tha ki hum sab bhi chupchap apna apna kaam karen...

wahin right se aakhri front row seat jahan SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT baithe the,unke aage students ki bheed apne apne parche dene me lag gayi thi.

same chiz unke exact opposite direction me baithe ROHAN,AMIT aur AJAY ke saath bhi ho raha tha..

class ke bahar bhi kaafi students the jo andar waalon ke nikalne ka wait kar rahe the..

par kyunki SAM ke paas students zyada the aur apne suggestions woh reasons ke saath de raha tha, isiliye uski aage ki bheed kam hone ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi..

wahin ROHAN aur uske dono dost bas chit collect kar rahe the..

suggestions ke naam par dabi awaaz me bas mazak hi kar rahe the woh teeno jiski wajah se un teeno ka scene kaafi clear tha...


NITS-aaj gyan de dekar gandiya hi fat jaani hai apne loundo ki..

SONU-sschool hhour kkhatm hhone ttak bbaal hhi kkhade hho jjaane hhain SAM ke...

MAI-photo le liyo phir...chudi hui shakal ko capture karne ka maza hi kuch aur hai...

SAM-NIT,SONU SANVY...thoda help kar do bhaiiiii..

MAI-ye saala bol bhai raha hai par sunayi bhosdike kyun de raha hai mujhe..!!!


hume ghur jab halki dabi par gurrati awaaz me bulaya SAM ne toh kahi maine ye baat jispar haste hue..


NITS-ab public place me bhosdike ka synonym bhai hi hoga naa...

MAI-ye bhi hai...nahi gaye toh baad me bohot pelega harami,chalna chahiye bhai...

SONU-kkaun ssa waalla bbhai..assli waalla yya ssynonym wwala...

MAI-asli me synonym waala...

NITS-hahaha..ye naya laaya launde...

SAM-guyzzzz...


ek baar phir hume dekh gurraya tha SAM jiske baad turant uthe hum teeno aur uski taraf chal pade..

unke just peeche ki bench me baithe loundon ko apni seats par bhej diya tha humne...


BHAIYA,MERE NAA PAIR BHALE HI CHOTE HAIN PAR DISPLACEMENT TIMING KAAFI TEZ HAIN DONO KE BEECH KI..

TOH KYA 100 METRE ME PARTICIPATE KARNA CHAAHIYE MUJHE..!!!???


BHAIYA,PICHLE SAAL KE GARBA ME 30 MINUTES KE CONTINOUS BEAT PAR PURA NAACHA THA MAI..

TOH KYA 800 AUR 1500 MTS ME PARTICIPATE KARNA CHAHIYE MUJHE...


SAM se aise aise antarngi sawal puch rahe the sabhi ladke jisse sun has pade mai,NITS aur SONU jispar piche palath ghura hume SAM ne..


madad bhi dhamka kar maang raha tha..chutiya saala...


MAI-taara vina shyam mane eklaadu laage toh bajega nahi tere doudte waqt ki usme khoye khoye bhaagega tu....

LADKA 2-kya SANVY bhaiya...!!!

MAI-abbe kya kya...!!!! kis chiz me ache ho tum,ye koi advice lene waali chiz hai...???

ye toh tum sab hi jaanoge naa...apne apne events select karne ke baad un particular sports me excel karne ka tarika puchoge,tab hi toh ye sahi advice de paayega...

aise confused state me rahoge toh kahin nahi pahunchna tum sabko...

clear your heads,sochon apne strong sports ke baare me,likhon unhe chits par aur pakdao isse..

aur jab un sports ki practice shuru karoge tab puch lena SAM se, routine kaise set karna hai..!!!


baat meri ek baar me ghus gayi thi un sabhi loundon ke magaj me isiliye aage koi sawal nahi kiya unhone aur chupchap apne apne chit fill kar SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT ko pakdane lage..


DUBEY SIR-yahi toh keh raha tha mai..kabhi maha murkh,kabhi atti vidhwaan...


meri baat suni thi sir ne isiliye muskurakar dheere se apni pratikriya dene ke baad wapas book me nazar gada li thi unhone...


SAM-saala mai kabse samjha raha tha par faaltu logics diye hi jaa rahe the sab ke sab aur teri baat ek baar me samajh gaye ye..

MAI-clearly samjhayega toh sab samajhte hain beta...

ab tumhe hai lime light me rehne ka shouk aur khass kar tab jab baaju me ROHAN jaisa competitor baitha ho...

jab dil bheed maang raha ho tera toh zubaan imaandari se bhagaye kaise logon ko...!!!

SAM-chup be.. kuch bhi bolta hai....bheed ke liye chit ikkatha karne ki zaroorat kabse padh gayi mujhe...

field me utarne bhar ki der hai,pura DEHRADUN ikattha ho jaana hai...

MAI-true...


halka hi sahi par ghamand tha SAM ki baat me par jab maine saralta se "true" kaha toh halka sa hadbada gaya woh aur turant saamne dekh CHITS collect karne laga..


EKPREET aur RAJAT ke saath ab NITS,SONU bhi same kaam kar rahe the..

wahin mai un sabke saath bas bakarchodi kar raha tha jispar kabhi haste woh sab toh kabhi bakne lagte the mujhe..

par in sabke beech guzarte waqt ke saath ROHAN and party ke paas se students ki bheed khatm ho chuki thi lekin SAM ke aage ab bhi kaafi students khade the..

waise toh kaam pura hona sabko acha lagta hai par yahan maamla ulta tha..

bheed popularity ka symbol tha jisme clear winner tha SAM aur isiliye hamari taraf khundak se dekh rahe the ROHAN,AJAY aur AMIT....


AMIT-ROHAN bhai....is baar is saale SAM se CHAMPION ka khitaab chhinana hi hai tujhe...

AJAY-haan yaar..bhale iska intazam school se bahar hi kyun na karna pada hume....

AMIT-abbe intazam toh ab tak 100 se zyada baar kar chuke hote bas agar ye SANVY naam ki diwaar beech me nahi hoti toh...

behenchod ki aise maamlon me haath pair se zyada buddhi chalti hai...

har baar beech me dhamak padta hai kamina aur saare plan ki maa chod deta hai...

saala karen bhi toh kya karen...!!!

ROHAN-is baar hume kuch karne ki zaroorat hi nahi padne waali...!!!


hum sabko dekhte hue ek negetive smile se saath kahi thi ye baat ROHAN ne..


AJAY-matlab...!!!

ROHAN-hone do kaand...sab samajh jaaoge...

abhi ke liye bas itna jaan lo ki...





bohot jald mukammal mera IRAADA HOGA....

khud se jo kiya tha maine,ab woh pura VAADA HOGA....

chot hamare sharir par bohot pahunchayi hai in sabne magar...

meri maar ka asar in sab par, hume mile dard se kahin ZYADA HOGA....











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....










AAPKA APNA V....J....

Gajab ka update dost

 

[Ayush2017]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF RAAZ ANSHUMALA MA'AM KE TOUNGE TWISTER KO SAAF SAAF BOL UNHE HAIRANGI ME DAAL DETA HAI,DUSRI TARAF ROHAN SAM AND GROUP KO USKE CALL AUR INTENTION KI AUTHENTICITY JUSTIFY KARTA HAI WAHIN TEESRI TARAF B.O.B MANAGER HARISH VERONICA KO HAASIL KARNE KA MAN HI MAN FAISLA KARTA HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-23


DATE-24TH JUNE


PLACE-KHANAK'S HOUSE....





NAMASTE AUNTYJI...MAI KEYA,PAICHANAYA...


entrance door se andar aate hi hall me baithi aunty ko dekh kahi thi maine ye baat jisse sun palti aunty meri taraf.

mujhe aur mere saath meri puri paltan ko dekh unka sad chehra khushi se khil sa utha..


AUNTY-SANVY...bacchon.. what a pleasant surprise...???!!!

MAI-haina...ab itne pleasant weather me itni pleasantly beautiful girl ko agar unke pleasant birthday me ye pleasant surprise naa dete hum toh pleasant word ke saath unpleasant naa ho jaata bhala...

so happy birthday...

SAB-happy birthday aunty....

AUNTY-thanks bacchon..

and my,my...kaafi acha word play tha ye..but ek correction hai, girl nahi,women...

aur ye sab itna kuch kya lekar aa gaye aap sab..itni formality ki zaroorat nahi the bacchon...


aage badh mujhe hug karne ke baad baaki sabko ek beautiful smile dekar thanks kehte hue jab unki nazar mujhe chhod baaki sabke haathon me pakde flower bookeys par padi toh kahi unhone aage ki baat...


SAM-its your birthday aunty... unfortunately hume thodi der pehle hi pata chala isiliye kuch extra aur alag laa nahi paaye hum sab...


ek ke baad ek un bookeys ko unhe dete hue kahi apni baat kahi SAM ne jispar un bookeys ko le side me pade table par salike se rakhti chali gayi aunty...


wahin SAM ki baat sun...


MAI-dont count me in that...


ek servent ke haathon se apne do shopping bags ko lete hue kahi thi ye baat maine jispar mujhe ghusse se dekhne lage mere sabhi dost...

REASON...

apni bmx se aaya tha mai aaj yahan...aur aunty ke liye gifts maine dopahar ko hi le liye the.

par baaki sabko is birthday ke baare me aadhe ghante pehle hi bataya tha aur gifts ke naam par sirf bookeys laane ko kaha tha..

wahin apne laaye bags ko yahan aate hi bahar garden me chuppa diye the maine...

aur jab baaki sabke saath andar aaya mai toh ek servent jisse pehle hi maine un bags ko collect kar hamare piche rehne bola tha, right time par usse woh bags le liya maine..


MAI-dobara mujhse game nahi loundo...udhaar chukta hua...


halka peeche ho un sabko ek saath phusphusayi thi ye baat maine jisse sun meri is harkat ka reason samajh gaye woh sab.

hamare KHANAK'S house ke first visit me aisa hi kuch mere saath kiya tha unhone..

sabne gifts discuss kiye the par mujhe bataya nahi tha aur ye udhaar ab chuka diya tha maine..

anyways,aage badh dono bags aunty ko pakda diye maine aur...


MAI-correction ki zaroorat naa hai aunty...girl is the perfect word to describe you..

kyunki itni khubsurati ke saath aap apni beti ko bhi complex de doge...toh hui naa aap girl...

AUNTY-acha beta..aunty se hi flirting..nice... dekhe zara, aapke gifts bhi aapki flirtings ki tarah ache hai ki nahi...


wakayi kisi teenage girl ki tarah excited hote hue un bags ke andar bane wraps ko unfold karne lagi aunty..

women and their craze for gifts..


AUNTY-wow... it's beautiful....


pehle bag se nikle maroon colour ki printed georgette silk saree ko dekh aur usse chhute waqt SHILPA aunty ke face par taarif saaf dikh rahi thi par saath hi saath hairan bhi the woh aur isiliye us saree ki taarif karne ke baad...


AUNTY-issi tarah ke piece ke liye..

MAI-subhash bhaiya se kaha tha aapne,jaanta hun mai...

AUNTY-kaise..??

MAI-aaj hi li hai isse maine FUSION se..jab SUBHASH bhaiye ko bataya maine ki saree aapke liye le raha hun mai toh unhone ye waali suggest kiya tha unhone..

bataya unhone ki last time jab aap wahan gayi thi toh issi tarah ke piece ke liye pucha tha aapne par tab is colour aur print me ek bhi saree available nahi tha..

agar mai isse nahi bhi leta tab bhi FUSION se aapko iske liye call zaroor aata...

isiliye yahi le liya maine...

AUNTY-its really beautiful..thanks beta...

MAI-pleasure aunty...


mujhe thanks bol aunty second bag kholne lagi par jab woh bag khula toh uske andar rakhi chiz ko dekh ek baar phirse mujhe hairani se dekhne lagi aunty..

ek maroon ripped blazer tha us bag me jo uncle ke liye liya tha maine par aunty ke hairan hone ka reason alag aur do the..

pehla toh ye ki blazer ka design bilkul waisa tha jaisa unke husband ko pasand tha aur dusri,us blazer ko pura open kar jab theek se dekha aunty ne toh feel kiya unhone ki blazer ki fitting uncle ke liye perfect thi...


AUNTY-SANVY, blazer toh bilkul waisa hi hai jaisa pasand hai aapke uncle ko..

tumhe unki choice kaise pata chali...???

MAI-ye right se third room aapka hi hai naa..!!!

AUNTY-haan...

MAI-walls par aapke aur uncle ki kuch photos lagi hai wahan..har pic me uncle ne shirt ke upar alag alag colour ki blazer pehni hai..

ussise andaza lagaya tha maine ki shayad uncle ko shirts ke upar blazers pehenana kaafi pasand hain..

AUNTY-beta, second baar aa rahe the aap hamare ghar...aur us room me toh gaye hi nahi the aap last baar... phir....

MAI-yahan se bhi straight view hai aunty un walls ka..

last time jab dinner me aaya tha mai,tabhi yahan se guzarte waqt dekh liye the woh saare photos maine..

aur size ka toh clear andaza lagaya tha maine...

AUNTY man me-kya hai ye ladka..sarees ki tahen ek second bhar ke liye dekh guess kar liya tha isne ki silk georgette pehenana pasand karti hun mai..

aur yahan,itni door se guzarte hue ek sarsari bhar nazar se dekh liya isne un photos aur inke pehnave ko..


TUM SAB YAHAN KYA KAR RAHE HO...????


is nayi awaaz se aunty apni soch se bahar aayi...

wahin hum sab bhi hamare right ki taraf ghume jahan se aayi thi ye awaaz joki KHANAK ki thi..

aur jo is waqt apne dono kamar par haath rakh ghusse se hum sab ko ghoor rahi thi...

aur wahi kya,uske saath hi khade the ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI..

same expressions aur body language ke saath..


MAI-dekh rahe ho aunty apni ladki ko...ghar aaye mehmaan se kaise baat kar rahi hai ye...!!!

KHANAK-tum aur mehmaan..bade aaye...

ANJALI-kya kar rahe ho tum log yahan...!!!

NITS-chanda jama karne aaye hain..par saari jama punji ki parchi toh tum sabne hi kaat li hogi ab tak...

ANJALI-bakwas band kar apni aur tum sab,niklo yahan se...aunty ke birthday celebration me you boys are not allowed to participate..

MAI-toh tu kya kar rahi hai idhar..ladke se kam toh tu bhi naa hai...

ANJALI-teri toh mai...

AUNTY-arre ek second...ho kya raha hai ye sab...!!?


mujhe maarne aage badhne waali hi thi ANJALI ki tabhi AUNTY ki awaaz se khadi reh gayi woh apni jagah..

wahin apni baat ko aage badha...


AUNTY-KHANAK..mujhe laga tune bataya hoga in sabko mere birthday ke baare me...

KHANAK-mai kyun bataungi inhe..??

SAM-haan,jis celebration me inke liye gifts naa aayen,uska information nahi deti ye sab hume...

NITS-laalchi auratein...

NAISHA-chup ho jaa NITS nahi toh mooh tod dungi tera mai...

NITS-dekh le RAJAT...kaisi gundayi ladki ko date kar raha hai tu...

sabke saamne dhamki deti hai ye.. abhi bhi time hai, bach jaa warna pata nahi kya haal karegi tera ye...

NAISHA-you..

AUNTY-ek minute bacchon..kya laga rakha hai ye sab aap sabne...

aur mere sawal ka jawab nahi diya abhi tak....

MAI-kal shaam uncle ka phone aaya tha mere ghar par aunty.. unhone hi bataya tha mujhe ki unhe urgently kisi high ranked officers meet ke liye shimla jaana padh raha hai aur aaj birthday hai aapka...

task diya unhone mujhe ki unke absense ki wajah se jo udaasi aap feel karengi,usse door karun mai so here i am.

KHANAK-toh isiliye number liya tha unhone mujhse tumhare ghar ka...

MAI-yup..unhe maalum tha ki unke naa hone par aunty sad hongi jisse door karne ki responsibility unhone mujhe di.

KHANAK-hahaha very funny...meri mom ko cheer karne ke liye mai kaafi hun..

ANJALI-hum..

KHANAK-exactly...

MAI-ye bhi sahi hai..ab cartoon network dekhkar har koi cheer-up toh hota hi hai..

KHANAK-hume cartoon network bola tumne..

AUNTY-ye ho kya raha hai aap sabke beech...koi jhagda hua hai kya tum sabka...!!!


KHANAK aage kuch keh paati,uske pehle hi aunty ne rakha apna sawal jispar..


MAI-aapko nahi pata aunty...???

AUNTY-kya nahi pata...???

MAI-in sabki naarazgi ka reason...!!!

AUNTY-nahi toh...ab hua kya hai,bataoge bhi...


aunty ki baat sun ek baar sabhi girls ki taraf dekha maine jinke faces par nervousness saaf dikhne laga tha aur KHANAK toh halki dar bhi gayi thi..

darasal SAM ke resort me hue kaand ke baare me kuch nahi bataya tha usne ya kisi bhi girl ne apne apne ghar par..

un sabko maalum tha ki jo hua,woh itni badi baat thi ki agar unke ghar waalon ko pata chala toh un sabka aage se kahin bhi akele bahar ghumne jaana band kar diya jaayega aur gaali padegi,woh alag..

in sabhi speculations se paida hua dar un sabke aur khaas kar KHANAK ke face par saaf dikh raha tha jisse dekh halka sa smile kar...


MAI-SAM ke resort se hi muh fula hua hai in sabka... actually hamare kuch rival bande aaye the wahan jinhone ek game ke liye challange kiya tha hume..

ab woh game thoda risky tha isiliye girls ko us game se door rakha tha humne...

bas,issi baat se naraaz hain ye sab..

AUNTY-really...!!!!ye kya baat hui bacchon.. aap sabka benifit dekh rahe the ye sab aur inhi se naaraz ho tum sab...

ANJALI-aunty,jab ye khud bol raha hai ki game risky tha toh in sabko bhi khelne ki kya zaroorat rhi..

avoid bhi toh kar sakte the...

MAI-aunty,aap bataiye..army man ki wife hain aap..

kya kisi ladhayi ya challenge se piche hath hamesha safe raha jaa sakta hai..

khaaskar tab jab aapka challenger, dushman continously aapko bin wajah pinch kar raha ho...

aise me backout karna chahiye ki phir once and for all,us challenge ko accept kar hamesha ke liye woh account close kar dena chahiye..

AUNTY-he is right girls....kabhi kabhi backout karna future ke liye GALATH ho sakta hai...

aur waise bhi school me ho aap sab.. rivalries, challenges,ye sab toh hote hi rahenge.itna seriously nahi lena chahiye in sabko..

SAM-wahi toh samjhane ki koshish kar rahe hain hum in sabko itne dino se par ye maane tab naa...

MAI-arre naa maanane de..inhe manane ka kota waise bhi pura ho gaya apna..

idhar hum aunty ka birthday celebrate karne aaye hain,focus ussi par rakhte hain...

NITS-exactly...RAJAT, tu cake laaya ki nahi...

RAJAT-laaya hun naa yaar..

NAISHA-usse apne paas hi rakho...cake humne pehle hi ready kar liya hai aur aunty wahi cake kaatengi..

apna cake khudhi kaat kar khaalo tum sab...

AUNTY-agar aap sab aise hi jhagda karte rahe toh nahi kaat rahi mai koi cake...

MAI-mai bhi yahi soch raha tha aunty..in sabko ladhte rehne dete hain,hum dono chalte hain ek badhiya candle light dinner par...

AUNTY-sounds like a plan...

KHANAK-what the hell..mom...

AUNTY-what mom...???ye sab bacche mera birthday celebrate karne aaye hain yahan aur aap sab apni ladhayi beech me involve kiye jaa rahe ho..

but enough now...aap sabse ek saath ek gift chahiye mujhe..

room me jaaiye and patch up..sort out everything aur uske baad hi cake katega...


jahan apni baat bol aunty kitchen ki taraf badh gayi wahin sabhi girls hum boys ko kuch seconds ghurti rahi aur phir wapas ghoom us decorated room ki taraf jahan SHILPA AUNTY ka birthday celebrate hona tha, mood gayi..

hum boys bhi unke peeche ho liye the..

MAI-haash..nice bed KHANAK...


room pahunch kood gaya tha mai KHANAK ke pink gadde, bedsheet waale bed par joki kaafi flexible tha..

gadde par halka halka ucchalte hue uski taarif ki maine jispar kuch seconds mujhe ghoorte rahe sab girls aur phir...


ANJALI-last time guyzzz..last time...iske baad aisa koi stunt repeat kiya naa toh kabhi baat nahi karenge hum tum sabse...

what...!!!ab sorry nahi bolna...

SAB-sorry...


ek lay me saath saath sorry bola sab boys ne jispar saare girls ki nazar tiki mere thobde par..

ab mai hi tha jisne kuch nahi bola tha..wahin bed par padi ek magazine nikaal padh raha tha mai aur jab sabhi girls ki ghurti nazar ke beech bhi meri aankhein us magazine me dhasi rahi toh...


NAISHA-we are waiting SANVY...

MAI-mat karo..sorry waali train naa rookti mere platform par...

ANJALI-kaise rookegi..!!!ego waale train ne saare platforms cover jo kar rakhe hain...

KHANAK-really SANVY.... GALATH hone par galti maan leni chahiye...


KHANAK ki baat sun magazine se nazar hata un sabko dekha maine par mere aisa karte hi ek second me un sabke facial expressions change ho gaye...

is waqt meri un sabko ghoorti aankhon me wahi ghussa tha jo tab hi dikhta tha jab mai kisiki bajaane ke liye aage badhta tha..

woh ghussa jisse feel karte hi ghabrahat feel hone lagti thi in sabko..

wahi ghabrahat dikhne lagi thi girls ke face par jisse dekhte hue un sabke paas pahuncha mai aur...


MAI-agar resort me naa karte toh kisi aur jagah unhi drugs ke case me lapeth lete woh hume..

par jo kiya humne,uski wajah se ab aisa kabhi nahi hoga..

kya,isiliye GALATH hun mai...!!!

chahta toh compramise kar sakta tha..un logon se peacefully baat kar maamla hone se pehle hi rafa dafa kar sakta tha...

par agar aisa karta toh woh log fattu samajhte humko aur kahin dusri jagah kisi naye plan ke saath gher lete hum sabko..

par unki ghinouni harkat ke liye unhe saza dena chahta tha mai jo de bhi di bhi maine...

kya, isiliye GALATH hun mai...????

boys ko tumhe plan batane se maine hi roka tha kyunki...

enjoy karne gaye the tum sab wahan...

aur pehle se plan batakar dil dimag aur khaaskar tum sabke chehron par lagatar 2 dino tak dar ke saaye nahi dekhna chahta tha mai...

kya, isiliye GALATH hun mai...???

aur agar hun, toh mai GALATH hi sahi..

facial expressions theek karo be sab...aunty aa rahi hai...


aakhri baat tezi se side table par rakhe cake ki taraf mudte hue kahi thi maine..


AUNTY-kya hua...abhi tak sort out nahi hue aap sabke issues...!!!!


do servents jinke hold kiye trays me snacks aur soft drinks the,unke aage chal kar room me enter kar rahi aunty ne pucha ye sawal..


MAI-purana waala ho gaya aunty,ab naye stock ka problem discuss ho raha hai...

AUNTY-matlab...!!!

MAI-cake... girls bol rahi hain ye waali jo unhone laayi hai,woh kaatengi aap aur boys bol rahe hain ki unka laaya cake katega...

KHANAK-par mom wahi cake kaatengi jo hum laaye hain, right mom...


mere jhooth ko carry forward karte hue apne mom se kahi ye baat KHANAK ne jispar baaki sabhi girls ne bhi same reaction diya aur un sabki nadani bhari zid par muskurayi aunty aur..


AUNTY-SANVY beta aapne hum nahi boys kaha... matlab is bematlab ke jhagde ka hissa nahi hain aap...!!!

MAI-naa..cake koi bhi ho chalega aunty par katna tab tak nahi hai jab tak sabse important chiz saath saath nahi hoti..

AUNTY-sabse important chiz...!!!ab woh kya hai...???


ishara kiya maine NITS ko jiske baad apna phone nikaal woh kuch karne laga..

is dauran AUNTY aur baaki girls kabhi mujhe toh kabhi NITS ko dekhti jo phone me kuch seconds ungliyan chalane ke baad bas screen ki taraf dekh raha tha..


HELLO MY LOVE...HAPPY BIRTHDAY...


mobile screen aunty ki taraf kar diya tha NITS ne jispar is waqt ek xforum video bar open tha..

aur screen ke dusri taraf the PRABAL uncle jinhe dekh sab samajh gayi aunty..

darasal uncle ke yun unke birthday se do din pehle conference meeting ke liye outdoor jaane ki wajah se naaraz chal rahi thi unse aunty aur unka call nahi utha rahi thi..

aaj birthday tha unka par aaj bhi uncle par naarazgi ke chalte phone avoid kiya hua tha unhone.

haan,taklif toh unhe bhi ho rahi thi par ghussa us taklif se zyada tha...

but abhi uncle ko live phone par dekh jaise woh ghussa turant pighal sa gaya aunty ka aur ek behadh pyari muskaan unke face par aa gayi...

itna hi nahi, uncle ke face par is waqt dikh rahe smile and most importantly,unke liye beshumar pyar ko dekh aunty ko apne behaviour ke liye guilt bhi feel hone laga tha jisse uncle ki anubhavi nazaron ne turant pehchaan liya aur aankhon hi aankhon me zyada naa sochne ka ishara bhi kar diya unhone..

wahin apne dad ko dekh KHANAK kaafi exited ho gayi thi..


KHANAK-hey dad..

UNCLE-hey princess....

KHANAK-i am missing you a lot papa...yahan hona tha aapko aaj..

UNCLE-jaanta hun beta and i am sorry ki nahi hun mai wahan..


ye sorry bola uncle ne bhale hi KHANAK ko tha par waisa bolte waqt nazarein unki aunty ki taraf ghumi thi...


SAB-hello uncle...

UNCLE-hello bacchon..so, how's everything going... party ho rahi hai...

SAM-bas abhi cake kaatengi aunty uncle...

UNCLE-arre, abhi tak cake nahi kata...???

AUNTY-all thanks to SANVY.. virtually hi sahi,apke saamne hi kaatna hoga cake, aisa plan tha inka..

waise bataya nahi tha aapne ki apna quater back SANVY ko banaya hua tha aapne...!!!

UNCLE-hahahaha...ab aap naraz thi humse..saare patte dikha diye the humne par nahi maan rahi thi aap toh socha,ikka try karke dekhen..

aur dekhiye,sahi gira hamara ikka...

AUNTY-ab ye toh sach hai..

KHANAK-aap love birds baad me bhi baat kar sakte hain.. abhi cake kaaten..

dekhiye,cake bhi wait wait karke udaas ho gaya hai...


KHANAK ke bolte tak cake waali trolley table ko khiskaate hue aunty ke saamne centre of the room me le aaya tha mai.


MAI-aunty,18 toh pura ho hi gaya hoga aapka,utne hi jala raha mai candles..


us bade se pineapple flavoured cake ke ird gird candle ka circle banate hue kahi ye baat maine jispar uncle aur baaki sab has diye..


AUNTY-badmash..bas masti sujhti rehti hai har waqt..

mere kaan ko halka sa press kar kahi ye baat aunty ne..

anyways,kuch hi der me candles lag chuke the jinhe light bhi kar diya tha maine..


MAI-here we go then..blow kijiye aunty and make a wish..


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...

is birthday hymn ke beech candles blow kar aunty ne cake ke do bade piece cut kiye..

pehla bite unhone apni beti KHANAK ko khilaya aur dusra mujhe...

mere baad baaki sabhi ko bhi khud ek ek bite khilaya aunty ne par is beech uncle ko apne phone me call karne ka ishara bhi kar diya tha aunty ne...


UNCLE-alright then.. thanks bachhon aaj ke din ko apne presence se itna colourful aur cheerful banane ke liye...

par the celebration is not over yet.. dinner yahin karna hai aap sabko...

honey..

SHILPA- servants ko already bol diya hai maine...

UNCLE-good...ok bacchon,bye take care..and SANVY,thanks..

SAB-bye uncle...


hang up kar diya phone uncle ne par unke aisa karne ke kuch hi palon baad aunty ka mobile joki is waqt vibrating mode me tha,woh ghanghana utha..


AUNTY-i will be back bacchon..jogesh(servant)...snacks serve karo sabko...KHANAK,help him...

MAI-aunty, formality ki zaroorat naa hai..jo lena hoga, khud hi le lenge hum...

NITS-jee aunty..khaane ke maamle me sharm nahi karte hum..haan,in ladkiyon ko naa mila kuch aur complaint lekar aayi ye aapke paas toh suniyega mat bas..

ANJALI-jitna thusna hai thus lo bhukkadon..hume shouk bhi nahi hai...


ANJALI ke us taane ko bilkul nazarandaz karte hue hum sab jahan jagah mili baith gaye aur lage saare snacks aur beverages khaane aur gatakne..

wahin meri aur NITS ki baat sun already on call ko kaan me lagaye woh aur unke piche piche unka servent room se chale gaye..

anyways,kuch der tak toh hum sabko khaate normally dekhti rahi sab girls par jab kuch der baad snacks aur drinks aadhe se zyada khatm ho gaye par hamare haath aur mooh chalna band nahi hue toh aane laga un sabko ghussa..


MAI-abbe woh apna laaya cake kidhar hai..!!!

SONU-ye iddhar hhi rrakha hhai..

MAI-wapas second hand bechna hai kya...!!!nikaalo be...


2 kg ka black forest cake laaye the hum jiske box ko open kar hum sabke beech me rakh diya NITS ne.

wahin black forest flavour ANJALI aur NAISHA ka favourite tha..

shayad RASHI aur KHANAK ko bhi kaafi pasand tha isiliye chaaron hi us cake ko dekh rahi thi..

par naa humara dhyan unki nazaron ki taraf gaya aur naahi humne pucha un chaaron se kuch..

saleeke se cake ke kuch slices alag kiye maine aur sabhi boys ki plate me daalne laga unhe aur ye sab dekh ghusse ka paara pura chadh gaya ladkiyon ka aur..


ANJALI-kutte ki dum ho tum sab ke sab..aur SAM,itna atticate nahi hai tumme ki hume pucho..

SAM-bor bobby,mmoi ttoh bos..


pehle se mooh me bhare chocolate sandwich ke upar cake bhi thussa hua tha SAM ne aur waise hi boli apni naa samajh me aane waali baat usne jispar usse ghoorne ke baad girls khud hi aage aayi aur plastic knife utha hamara waala cake cut karne lagi aur ye dekh..


MAI-arre arre..apna laaya cake khaao naa..hamare waale me kaahe nazar gada rahe ho...

ANJALI-hamara waala..wahi jo pehle hi char chuke ho tum sab..chup chaap baitha reh SANVY nahi toh pura cake mooh par maarungi mai..

MAI-aise....


apne haathon me pakde cake ke slice ko ANJALI ke mooh par poththe hue kahi ye baat maine jispar..

HAHAHAHAHA....

jahan ek taraf sabhi boys zor se has pade wahin dusri taraf girls ka dimag kharab ho gaya...

aur ANJALI,uska toh mooh hi chota sa ho gaya tha...


RASHI-gaye tum sab aaj..


mitti uthane ke style me cake ke kuch part ko uthaya RASHI ne apne haath par aur ragad diya us cake se sane haath ko EKPREET ke mooh par..

same chiz KHANAK ne SAM ke mooh par cake massage karkar ki...


RAJAT ka mooh NAISHA ne us black forest cake se kaala kar diya tha jiske baad uske aur RASHI ke haath badhe NITS aur SONU ki taraf...

aur bhaagne ki koshish ke beech bhi un dono ke mooh aur gale par cake ka lep lag chuka tha..

ab sirf mai bacha tha par mera ye sober status bhi bas kuch seconds ka mohtaj tha..

ANJALI ne ek nahi balki apne dono haathon ko cake ke bade hisse se san liya tha aur uske woh dono haath mere mooh ke taraf badh bhi chuke the...

45 degree angle left switch..3 feet door table aur uske 8 feet baad room ka door...ek chota aur do bada jump kaafi hoga..

us cake se present aur future me bachne ke saare calculations kar liye the maine aur isiliye jaise hi ANJALI ke dono haath mere kareeb pahunche toh 45 degree left sarakte hue apne left hand ke power se khudko ek jhatka diya maine..

khada ho chuka tha mai jiske baad apni pehli chhalang se us table ko cross kar liya tha..

phir jaisa socha tha,do lambe chhalang aur maare maine..aisa karte hi room ke door ke just bahar pahunch chuka tha mai...

wahi mere is sudden move se pehle toh hadbadayi ANJALI par phir jab usne mujhe door ki taraf jump karte dekha toh doudi woh mere piche..


MAI-too late chudail...

THAKKK.

door bahar se band kar diya tha maine..


DHKKKK...DHKKKK..DHKKKK....

ANJALI-door khol kamine warna acha nahi hoga...

MAI-correction..door khol diya toh acha nahi hoga mere liye...

ANJALI-i swear mai chhodungi nahi tujhe SANVY..

MAI-i know.. tabhi toh band kiya hai door...

RASHI-khol naa yaar SANVY..i need to go to the bathroom...

MAI-itni si baat.. don't worry..bas piche mudo,to the left, ek door dikhega tumhe..usse kholo, bathroom hai uske dusri taraf..

KHANAK-please naa SANVY..kholo naa door..

MAI-aww..playing cute..!!! lolypop ka shouk nahi hai madam,kisi aur ko khilao...

ANJALI-chuchaap gate khol de SANVY warna..

MAI-warna tu phir dhamki degi..yahi toh kar sakti hai filhal..de,de..

mai aata hun tab tak..


mooh par naa sahi par haath me cake laga hua tha mere jisse saaf karne ke liye mai kitchen ki taraf badh gaya..

wahin mere piche se chillati rahi sabhi girls par jab mera koi reaction nahi aaya toh unke saath phase boys par apna ghussa nikaalne lagi woh sab...


FMMMHMMMMF...

hand wash kar mai wapas aa hi raha tha ki aunty ke room se halke sisakne ki awaaz aayi mujhe..


MAI-aap theek hai aunty...!!!!


aunty ke aadhe khule aadhe band door ko halka slide karte hue kahi ye baat maine..

haathon me phone pakde sir neeche kiye khudko control me rakhne ki koshish ke baawjud bhi unki aankhon me nami thi..

par meri awaaz sun mujhe apne saamne dekh unhone turant apni palke saaf ki aur muskurakar dekhne lagi mujhe jispar..


MAI-mai KHANAK ko bhejta hun aunty..

AUNTY-andar aao...


mujhe moodkar jaate dekh apne paas bulaya aunty ne jiske baad mai unke paas khada ho gaya aur ye dekh mera haath pakad mujhe apne paas baithaya aunty ne aur kuch seconds dekhti bhar rahi woh mujhe...


AUNTY-ek hi baar saamne se mile hi aap KHANAK ke dad se..

par bas us ek mulakat me bhi apni gehri chhap chhodi hai aapne unpar..

woh kayi baar keh chuke hain ki agar unka koi beta hota toh woh bilkul aapki tarah hota...

MAI-arre isme kaun si badi baat hai..abhi itna late bhi nahi hua hai.. KHANAK ki badi behen hi lagti ho aap aur uncle toh hain hi super fit..

le aayiye KHANAK ka ek chota bhai...


mazak hi kiya tha maine par meri baat sun smile toh diya aunty ne par aankhon me ek pain tha unke jisse dekh..


MAI-mazak kiya tha aunty maine..par bura laga ho aapko toh really sor..

AUNTY-kuch GALATH nahi kaha aapne beta.. but the thing is ki jab aaj tak ek bacche ke liye bhi taiyar nahi hue tumhare uncle toh dobara ka sawal hi nahi uththa..


ab laga mujhe jhatka..baat hi kuch aisi keh di thi aunty ne...


MAI-toh aunty KHANAK...???

AUNTY-PRABAL aur mai college buddies the aur woh shuru se hi pyar karte the mujhse par mai kisi aur ki taraf attracted thi...

final year me thi mai jab i got pregnant from the guy i loved..

par usne mujhe apnaane se saaf mana kar diya...

toot gayi thi mai.. suicide attempt karna chahti thi par apne kokh me panapne waali jaan ki wajah se nahi kar paayi..

par shayad aage jaakar zaroor kar leti agar PRABAL ka saath na mila hota mujhe...

unconditionally support kiya unhone mujhe..chahte toh bol sakte the mujhe shaadi karne ko aur samaaj ke dar se mai haan bhi keh deti par aisa kuch nahi kiya unhone..

bas us tufaan bhare waqt me mera haath pakde khade rahe..

aur phir paida hui KHANAK... us aadmi ka khoon jisse nafrat karte the PRABAL lekin KHANAK ko pehli baar dekh jitni khushi maine unki aankhon me dekhi thi,utni toh maine bhi mehsoos nahi ki...

un saath guzaare palon me mujhe bhi pyar ho chuka tha unse jiska izhar KHANAK ke paida hote hi kar diya maine unse..

khush toh bohot hue woh par us khushi ke beech ek vaada bhi kiya unhone mujhse..

vaada ki KHANAK hi sirf unki beti,unki waaris hogi...uske baad unhe aur koi aulaad nahi chahiye hogi jisse hamari beti ka pyar share ho..

shuru me toh mujhe laga tha ki emotion se bhar keh di thi unhone woh baat par guzarte waqt ke saath unke us vaade ka seriousness samajh aaya mujhe..

he is the best father KHANAK could have ever got and the best husband i could have ever imagined of..

pichle do dino se naraaz hun mai unse..pachason baar call kiye honge unhone par apni narazgi ke chalte baat nahi ki maine unse...

par thodi der pehle jab unka wahi saaf dil sa chehra phone par dekha maine..

unki aankhon ka woh pyaar jo aaj bhi wahi pehle sa hai toh apni harkat aur khudpar bohot ghussa aaya mujhe..

call par bhi unse baat hui par agar us waqt kamzor padti ya roti toh unhe taklif pahunchati isiliye call rakhne tak strong rakha tha khudko..

par call hang-up hote hi woh sab phirse yaad aa gaya..bas isiliye aankhein bhar aayi thi meri..

MAI-kya KHANAK jaanti hai ki..

AUNTY-haan..12 saal ki thi woh jab pata chala tha usse...

MAI-wow...matlab agli baar jab uncle se milunga toh ek nahi do salute karne padenge mujhe..


mahoul ko halka karne ke liye kahi thi maine ye baat jispar muskura uthi aunty aur..


AUNTY-aur woh kyun..???

MAI-ek unke behetarin fouji hone ke liye aur dusri,usse bhi behtar insaan hone ke liye..


meri baat sun muskurate hue mere sir par haath fera aunty ne aur..


AUNTY-pata hai,aaj tak kisise bhi ye saari baatein nahi ki maine.. KHANAK se bhi nahi,par aapse share karne ka dil kiya toh kar diya...

aur result bhi acha hi aaya...jo guilt feel ho raha tha,woh kam ho gaya..

man halka ho gaya mera...

MAI-matlab therapy session kaam kar gaya...

AUNTY-therapy session..par advice toh di hi naa aapne kuch..

MAI-kabhi kabhi baatein sunana apni baat rakhne se zyada asar karta hai...

aur advice unhe diya jaata hai jo apni raah bhatak gaye hon..par jo bhatke raahon se sahi raaste par pahunch chuke hon,unhe zindagi ke falsafe samjhaye nahi jaate,unse khud nasihate li jaati hai...

AUNTY-apni umar se koson aage ki soch rakhte hain aap SANVY...shararat aur sanjeedgi ka aisa mishran nahi dekha maine kabhi...


muskura bhar diya mai aunty ki baat sun jiske baad..


AUNTY-ek baat batayen...jo kisise nahi kaha,woh aapse isiliye keh gayi mai kyunki sirf PRABAL hi nahi,mai bhi aapko apna beta hi maanti hun...

MAI-ab ye bataane ki zaroorat nahi thi aapko...jab aaj ghar aaya mai aapke toh mujhe pehli baar dekh khushi aur garv,ye dono hi bhaav the aapke chehre par..

aur bhaavon ka woh mishran sirf ek maa ke chehre par hi dikh sakta hai...


meri baat par aage badh maatha hi chum liya tha aunty ne mera..


MAI-oh shit...sabko KHANAK ke room me band kar diya tha maine..

AUNTY-badmash....


apni bol bolte hue tezi se nikla tha mai aunty ke room se aur meri baat sun mujhe badmash bol woh washroom ki taraf badh gayi thi..


MAI-koi pratha hai kya..!!!ghar me ek ka rona band hoga toh dusre ka shuru ho jaayega..


aunty ke room ke just bahar khadi ab tak hamari baat sun rahi KHANAK se bola maine ye jispar uske dusri taraf badhte kadam turant rook gaye..

darasal kitchen me hand wash karte waqt hi ek servant ko kuch der baad KHANAK ke room ko kholne ke liye bol diya tha maine..

us waqt sabhi apne cake painted bigde thobde ko dhone me lage the..

KHANAK ne sabse pehle ye kaam kiya tha isiliye room khulte hi woh mujhpar apna frustration nikaalne bahar nikli thi.

jis angle me khada tha mai aunty ke room me, KHANAK ne dekh liya tha mujhe aur meri taraf badhi woh par room ke paas pahunch jab aunty ki baatein padne lagi uske kaano me toh chupchap door ke dusri taraf chipak un baaton ko sunane lagi thi woh..

par dekh toh maine bhi usse liya tha aur jab maine uski dabi pairon ki awaaz ko room se door jaate hue feel kiya toh bahana bana bahar aaya mai...


KHANAK-thanks...kal se hi sad thi meri mom..par tumne woh sadness puri khatm kar di...

aur wakayi woh saari baatein mujhse bhi nahi ki thi mom ne par tumse ki...

so thanks again..meri mom ka man halka karne ke liye...


rookte hi jab kareeb gaya mai uske,toh waise hi bane hue kahi ye saari baat mujhe usne jispar..


MAI-sirf thanks...

KHANAK-aur kya chahiye...???


meri taraf palat meri aankhon me dekh pucha usne jispar..


MAI-jo maanguga,dogi...

KHANAK-agar bas me hua toh zaroor...

MAI-kuboolnama chahiye mujhe...

KHANAK-kuboolnama...???kis chiz ka...

MAI-kuch aisi chizon ke liye jisse tumhare mom dad ki khushi aur sukoon hamesha barkarar rahega..


meri is baat par kuch kaha nahi KHANAK ne bas haan me palke jhapkayi usne jispar...


MAI-

sach ka ghar dil me hota hai,dekhna ho usse toh man me jhaankne ke liye hamesha aankhein MOOND LOGI TUM...

KHANAK-KUBOOL HAI...

zindagi ki roti banana sikhna asaan nahi,par vaada karo ki ek din us roti ko banane waala aata theek se GOONTH LOGI TUM...

KHANAK-KUBOOL HAI...

aansu ki koi bhaasha nahi hoti,par sirf khushi me nikle, UNKI aankhon me aansuon ki sirf wahi BOOND DOGI TUM...

KHANAK-KUBOOL HAI...

tumhare wajood se do aur logon ki saansein judi hai,un saanson ke liye apne wajood ko har baar DHOOND LOGI TUM...

KHANAK-KUBOOL HAI...











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...










AAPKA APNA V...J...

Awesome update bro

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SHILPA RAWAT SANVY KO APNE LIFE KA SABSE DARK SECRET BATATI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY KHANAK SE KUCH
KUBOOLNAAME LETA HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-24

DATE-1ST JULY





SIR,I WAS THINKING,INTEREST PER ANNUM APF KE MUKAABLE ULIP AUR PPF KA ZYADA FLEXIBLE HONA CHAHIYE...BUT USME BHI INTEREST EK IMPORTANT CRITERIA KE BASE PAR DIFFER KARNA CHAHIYE JISSE RETURN MARGINE PERCENTAGE TOH ALAG ALAG AAYEGI PAR 100 PERCENT RETURN OF LOAN AMOUNT KE CHANCES KAAFI BADH JAAYENGE..


kaafi der se teeno hi national level loan schemes ke layout ko checkout karti VERONICA ne us layout par nazar gadaye rakh kuch sochte hue ye saari baatein kahi par jab kuch seconds baad bhi HARISH se koi response nahi mila toh saamne uski taraf dekha unhone jo unhe hi dekh raha tha..


VERONICA-kya hua sir..???

HARISH-dekh raha hun ki itni brilliant minded hone ke baad bhi cheezen bhul rahi hain aap..!!!

VERONICA-bhul rahi hun..!!!kya...???

HARISH-yahi ki aapke saamne baitha saksh pehle ki tarah sirf B.O.B manager nahi balki ab aapka dost bhi hai aur doston ko sir nahi kaha karte...

yaa ab tak dost nahi maana aapne mujhe...???

pichle do hafte se saath kaam kar rahe the un teeno loan projects par HARISH aur VERONICA...

is dauran halke open bhi ho chuke the dono ek dusre se.. offical aur formal connection ke saath HARISH ki badhayi friendship ki request ko bade saadgi se haan kaha tha VERONICA ne par ab bhi woh usse sir kehkar hi bulati aayi thi aur isiliye ye shikayat ki thi HARISH ne jispar halki smile ki VERONICA ne jiske baad...


VERONICA-friendship apni jagah hai aur profession apni jagah..yahan bank me mai ek field officer hun aur aap bank manager...

ohda aapka bada hai mujhse isiliye sir hi suitable word hai mera aapke liye..

HARISH-field officer ka aapka ye post aapki pehchan nahi balki aapki choice hai..

ye mai aur aap dono hi jaante hain ki agar aap chahti toh abhi us post par hoti jahan aapse milne ke liye mujhe bhi appointment lena padta...

toh is tarah se we are even...mai post me aapse senior hun toh aap experience aur expertise me mujhse kahin aage hain..

aur is lihaz se we are equals aur equals ek dusre ko sir aur ma'am kehkar nahi,friends ke hisaab se baat karte hain..

VERONICA-ek simple se call out gesture ke liye itna bada explanation...

fine HARISH...aise hi naam se bulaungi ab tumhe..khush...!!!

HARISH-very...


VERONICA ka pehli baar yun informal ho usse naam se pukaarne se HARISH ke face par ek victory smile naach uthi thi...

HARISH-toh ab batao VERONICA,kya suggest kar rahi thi tum teeno plans ke baare me..

VERONICA-arre haan...toh mai ye keh rahi thi ki ULIP aur PPF hamari tarah civilians ke liye hain..

both job aur business sectors ke liye..

but as we know kyunki ab business sectors me G.S.T ne excise,sales,payroll,in sabhi taxes ko take over karke one tax kar diya hai jisse business sector ko faayda bhi diya hai par nuksaan bhi..

small scale me 20 lakhs ki limit set ki hai government ne par digital transaction itna karte hi nahi factory owners...

A.T,B.T tax ko bhi G.S.T ne ek tarah se over shadow kar diya hai...

wahin dusri taraf job oriented logon ko kyunki zyadatar salary payslip ke through hoti hai isiliye tax deduction process me ye sector business waalon se zyada authentic hote hain...

isiliye mai soch rahi hun ki ULIP aur PPF dono me job sectors waalon ko 1 percent ka extra advantage mile...

HARISH-hmm...ULIP toh thik hai par is deduction plan se PPF plan ka profit ratio bigad sakta hai..

VERONICA-nahi bigdega...kyunki jis A.T,B.T tax ka faayda ab business guyz nahi utha paa rahe hain,hum ussi tax idea ko is plan me add karenge..

jitne bhi small scale industries ke owners pehle hi ek marginal amount bank me jama karenge,unka interest percentage bhi job waalon ki taraf kam kar diya jaayega...

and to make it more flexible,APF fundings jinme goverment koi extra tax add karegi hi nahi,usme hum 1 percent tak ka interest extra add kar sakte hain..

aur emi har mahine ka nahi balki quarterly banayenge taaki extra percentage ka load army ke logon ko naa ho...

aur is extra suvidha ko dekh naa sirf government khush hogi balki kuch waqt baad i am sure ki woh APF schemes ko temporary se permanent bhi kar degi...

national level loan schemes ke upar baat ho rahi thi is waqt..

aur is pure layout plan ke rough sketch ko sun face se toh normal hi raha HARISH par VERONICA ki doordarshita aur khaaskar uska is billions of rupees ke plan structure ko banate aur bataate waqt khud ke upar confidence ko sun man man hi man kaafi zyada impressed ho gaya tha HARISH...


HARISH-sounds good..ek kaam karte hain,ek specific amount ke saath is plan ka annual turnover check karte hain..

returns agar to the expected mark rahe,toh issi layout ko final kar denge..

VERONICA-mail check kar lena..annual returns bheje hain maine..

teeno hi schemes ke... figures matchable aur trustworthy lage toh send it to the divisional office...

ab is baar apni hairangi ko face me laane se nahi rok paaya tha HARISH..

billions of rupees ke in plans ko jiske baare me do hafte pehle hi bataya tha usne VERONICA ko, unke total layouts ke saath complete figures tak itni jaldi aur woh bhi akele ready kar dena,it was a huge thing..

upar se bhale hi teeno plans ke baare me abhi bataya tha usne HARISH ko par apne banaye plans par confidence itna zyada tha usse ki pehle hi unhe mail kar chuki thi woh usse...

matlab VERONICA ko ye pata tha ki koi loophole tha hi nahi uske banaye structure me aur HARISH isse ittafaq rakhega hi..

khair,jahan ek taraf apne laptop par kuch extra emails check kar rahi thi VERONICA wahin dusri taraf kuch seconds ussi hairangi se bhare face ko liye dekhta HARISH usse par phir khudko normal kar...


HARISH-ok then..annual chart hai toh waqt lagega mujhe proper calculations aur margines check out karne me..

i will do it in my home..

VERONICA-cool...

HARISH-coffee..

VERONICA-sorry par is time mai nahi peeti coffee...

HARISH-isme sorry bolne ki kya zaroorat hai..woh aadat hi kya jo yunhi badal diya jaaye..


HARISH ki baat sun ek friendly smile kediya VERONICA ne aur uththe hue apne cabin ki taraf nikal gayi..

wahin uske back ko check out kar rahe HARISH ne ek thandi saans li aur..


HARISH-well,you are a tough bitch...par apni kutiya toh bana kar hi rahunga mai tujhe...

dosti toh ho hi gayi hai,bas is kareebi ko itna badhana hai ki sirf sate naa balki chipak hi jaayen hum dono...

and i hope ki dimag jitna acha hai,bed par bhi utni hi achi hogi tu...




SAME DAY:-




YE SMART BOARDS ME AANE SE DUSTER KI PRATHA KYA CHALI GAYI,TEACHERS HUME HI GHISNE LAG GAYE...


jaise hi seventh period khatm hone ki bell baji aur teacher class se bahar gaye toh marathon bhaage khiladi ki tarah thakaan se choor awaaz me kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..

Monday to friday kul 8 classes lagti thi har roz SIRIUS me..aur 17th matlab jab se ye new session shuru hua tha,tabse hi classes sirf ek dukka hi free mile the..

baaki sabhi classes naa sirf continously chaalu the balki syllabus complete karne ki speed bhi kaafi zyada rakhi thi teachers ne...


SONU-abbe nnext yyear bboard hhai appna...ttab ttoh cchristmas vvacations ttak ppura ccourse hi ppura hho cchukka hogga..

ussikke according iss ssaal kki ssyllabus ccompletion sspeed bhi cchal rrahi hhai ttaaki rrevision kke lliye exxtra ttime mmil ssake hume..

NITS-abbe revision toh tab karenge na jab first hand me kuch magaj me ghusega...

saala aisa tez bhaga rahe hain saare chapters ki heading chhod kuch samajh hi nahi aa raha mujhe...

is saal ye haal hai toh pata nahi next year kya hoga...!!!???

MAI-tution kar le jhaantu warna next year bhul jaa..ye saal hi nahi nikaal paayega tu...

NITS-loudu tere se 1 percent zyada aaya tha mera pichle saal..

agar mai latkunga toh tu bhi latkega...

SONU-bbadhiya hhoga pphir ttoh..ssenior hho jjaunga mmai ttum ddono kka...

aggle sssaal sse bbhaiya bbolna ttum ddono mmujhe..

NITS-lund ka bhaiya... beta final exam ke kisi paper me lag bhar jaaye ki nipatne waala hun mai,tujhe bhi nahi dene dunga agla paper..

fail saath honge teeno.. phir agle saal jaayenge sarkari school teeno apna apna lund aur jhola hilaate hue...


GOOD AFTERNOON STUDENTS...


NITS ki baat ke jawab me awaaz class me enter ho rahi is rare awaaz ne di thi..

rare isiliye kyunki ye awaaz normally kisi class me sunayi nahi deti thi..

RANJANA MATTHEWS... hamari PRINCI thi ye jo do aur logon ke saath enter hui thi class me aur unhe dekh sabhi students itni tezi se apni apni jagah par khade hue jaise pichwade me achanak spring lag gayi ho..

grey work pants jinhe pearl white colour ki shirt ke saath tuk in kiya gaya tha..aur shirt ke upar grey colour ki cardigan jaisi dikhne waali coat me thi hamari princi RANJANA MATTHEWS jinme unka pehle se hi bright personality aur zyada nikhar kar saamne aa raha tha...

unke saath aaye dono male officials bhi formal dresses me the aur ek smile carry karte hue hum sabko dekh rahe the..

wahin PRINCI ke greet ke baad jab humne reply kiya toh..


PRINCI-students..meet MR SHADAB HUSSAIN & MR KARTIK KUKREJA...

Uttarakhand's I.C.S.E state department officials...

SHADAB/KARTIK-hello students...

SAB-hello sir...

PRINCI-jaisa ki aap sabko pata hai ki har saal I.C.S.E BOARD,NATIONAL LEVEL BEST I.Q HUNT competition arrange karti hai jisme hamare desh ke top schools ke sabse talented bacche participate karte hain...

aur har saal ki tarah i are very proud to say that hamare state uttrakhand ko represent karne ke liye jin do schools ko chuna gaya hai,SIRIUS is one of them....


CLAP,CLAP,CLAP.....


princi ki baat sun khush aur proud dono feel karte hue hum sabhi ne clapping ki jiske baad...


SHADAB-ye I.Q competition pairs me hota hai.. hamare state ko represent karne ke liye us pair ka ek part matlab ek student aapke school se hoga...

waise toh woh student kaun hoga, ye decision out and out school authority or to be specific,aapki PRINCIPAL MA'AM ka hoga aur isiliye hi taaki competition participant form par applicant details collect kar hum le jaa saken,hum yahan aaye hain but ek aur reason bhi hai hamare yahan ke visit ka..

NATIONAL LEVEL IQ TEST COMPETITION me hissa lena sirf aapke school ke liye hi nahi balki pure state ke liye bohot important hai...

isiliye wahan us competition me kya hoga,uska ek live demo bhi hum aap sabko dena chahte hain...

isse aapki PRINCIPAL MA'AM ko asaani bhi hogi us participant ko select karne me aur hum bhi satisfied honge us choosed participants ke IQ calibre par....

KARTIK-so,demo bada simple hai..hum aapse kul teen sawal puchenge...logical and tricky questions honge woh questions jinme se kamsekam 2 ke jawab aapme se kisiko bhi dene hai...

is waqt humari hi tarah kuch aur officials aapke class ke B section me aapke VICE PRINCIPAL ke saath moujud hain aur wahan bhi same questions ya toh puche jaa chuke honge ya phir puche jaane waale honge...

toh ye maan kar chaliye ki abhi bhi ek competition on hai jisme aap sabka mukaabla aapke hi class ke B section se hai...

so are you guys ready..???

SAB-yes sir..


kaafi excited yes nikli thi sabhi ke mooh se joki obvio thi..

aakhir B section se competition ke liye har second ready jo rehte the hamare class waale...


SHADAB-so, here's the first question... it's kind of a story...dhyan se sunana...

"do bohot hi gareeb bande hain...dono ke paas milakar kul 50 rs hain...us 50 rs se woh dono chillhar me aata lene kirana shop me jaate hain...

us shop ka maalik unhe jaanta hai aur daam ke badle zyada aate ki ummid liye hi woh us shop me gaye hote hain..

par us waqt shop ka maalik dukaan me nahi hota hai isiliye wahan kaam karne waala ek noukar un dono ko utna hi aata deta hai jitna 50 rs me diya jaata hai...

aata lekar jab woh dono shop se jaane lagte hain toh ussi waqt dukaan ka maalik wahan pahunchta hai aur un dono ko jaate hue piche se dekh leta hai...

jab noukar se puchne par unhe un dono ke shop me aane ka kaaran pata chalta hai toh woh apne noukar ko 5 rs dekar un dono gareebo ko lautane ko kehta hai...

par noukar thoda laachli rehta hai..woh pure 5 rs naa loutakar un dono ko sirf 3 rs loutata hai aur bache 2 rs woh khud rakh leta hai...

are you with me students...???

SAB-yes sir...

SHADAB-good...toh yaad hai shuruat me combiningly kitna amount tha un dono ke paas...

SAB-50 rs..

SHADAB-yes... matlab agar us paise ko individually divide karen toh dono ke paas 25 rs each tha.. correct....!!!

SAB-yes...

SHADAB-aur last me us noukar ne un dono ko kitne rupees wapas kiye..???

SAB-3 rs...

SHADAB-exactly...matlab ab unke 3 rs kam lage...ek baar phir agar hum un teen rupees ko individually divide karen toh un dono ko dedh rupees each kam pade...

25 rupees each se agar dedh rupees minus kar diya jaaye toh kitne bachte hain...???

SAB-23.50 rs...

SHADAB-yes...matlab dono ke 23.50 rs use hue...

ab agar ek baar phirse unke us used amount as in 23.50 ko combined amount ke hisaab se dekha jaaye..

matlab 23.50+23.50 toh kitne rupees hue...???

SAB-47 rs...

SHADAB-aur us noukar ne kitne rupay apne paas rakh liye the...???

SAB-2 rs...

SHADAB-matlab 47+2...jiska total hota hai 49...1 rs kahan gaya..???


ab tak kisi story ki tarah sun rahe the sabhi sir ki batayi theoratical equation ko par unki aakhri baat jo ki asal me main sawal tha,usse sun jaise neend se jaage sab..

ek hi second me us story ka har pehlu dobara rewind hone laga jiska mukhya bindu ek hi tha...

1 rs gaya toh gaya kahan..???

NITS-behenchod..ye ek rupaiya kiski gaand me ghus gaya be..


mere aur SONU se dheere se phusphusaya NITS jispar..


SONU-hhaan bbhai...yye acchanak ek rrupay kkaise kkam hho ggaya...

MAI-chutiya hi rahoge be dono ke dono...

NITS-haan louda tu hi ek gyani baitha hai idhar...toh bata phir,kahan gaya ek rupaiya...

MAI-udhar hi hai jidhar pehle tha...bas 50 ke note ko aise ghuma ke pakdaya hai sir ne ki saamne hokar bhi ek rupaiya dikh nahi raha...

NITS/SONU-mmatlab...

MAI-matlab saamne dekho..jawab milne hi waala hai..


jahan baaki sab us ghume hue ek rupees ko dhundne me apna apna dimag laga rahe the,wahin SAM ne apna haath upar kar diya tha jisse dekh..


KARTIK-yes...

SAM-sir ek rs kahin gaya hi nahi...len den pure 50 rs ka hi hua hai...

KARTIK-elaborate your answer..

SAM-sure sir.. ye ek linear equation question hai...jaise linear equation me hum x ya a lagate hue question solve karte hain,waise hi puche gaye sawal me A ya X wahi 5 rs hain jinhe dukaan ke owner ne un dono ko waapis karne ke liye bola par woh whole amount unhe mila hi nahi..

paise loutane ke process ko use me laane ki jagah jo paise unhe milne waale the,unhe use me laana hoga...

as said, dono ke individually 25 rs each use hue the aur agar ye maan liya jaaye ki dukaan ke maalik ne unhe paanch rupees loutaye the toh us surat me un dono ke combiningly 5 rs aur individually 2 and a half rupees kam lage the..

25-2.50 hota hai 22.50 rs...

22.50 rupees pade the un dono ko individually jinhe jodne par bante hain 45 rs..

ab exact proportion values par wapas aayen toh 3 rs us noukar ne un do logon ko loutaya tha jiski wajah se already unke paas moujud 45 rs ke saath milkar woh amount 48 ho jaata hai aur bacha woh 2 rs jo usne apni jeb me daala tha..

48rs me usse bhi add kar diya jaaye toh value ek baar phir 50 rs ki hi jaati hai...

toh aise woh ek rupee kahin gaya hi nahi tha..baat bas samajhne aur nazariye ki thi...

SHADAB-you are SAMEER CHANDER right...!!!

SAM-yes sir..

SHADAB-right answer SAMEER...very good...

SAM-thank you sir...

NITS-iski maa ka..saala ek rupay ke liye itna dimaag lagaya..mere se le leta woh ek rs chutiya...

aur tu...saale jab tujhe bhi anwer pata tha toh haath kaahe nahi uthaya...

MAI-same reason..ek rupay ke liye itna explain kaun kare...!!

NITS-ye baat bhi hai...


yahan hum dono apni bakchodi pel rahe the aur wahan...


KARTIK-so here's the second question...???

fifteen lakhs thirty five thousand one hundred and fourteen...

is shabdon ka naapa nahi jaa sakta...kyun...???


smart board par alphabetically un numbers ko likh ye sawal kiya tha sir ne...


NITS-ab ye kaisa sawal hua..?? chutiya toh nahi kaat rahe ye dono hum sabka...

MAI-har sawal ki apni gehrayi hoti hai aur kuch gehrayi naa samajh me aati hai aur naa naapi jaa sakti hai...

NITS-udhar un sir logon ke sawal samajh nahi aa rahe aur idhar teri ul julool bakchod baatein..


idhar NITS aur mai apne me lage hue the aur udhar puri class sir ke puche question ko samajhne aur crack karne me lagi thi...


SHADAB-sirf 2 minute ka hi waqt milega..ek minute already pass ho chuke hain that means you all have just 1 minute to crack the answer...

SAM-sir..


kuch aur seconds beete jiske baad ek baar phirse SAM ne hi haath halka upar kiya jispar smile karte hue...


KARTIK-yes..

SAM-aapne numbers ko alphabetically likha hai par hain toh woh numbers hi jinhe agar numbers me hi sidha likha jaaye toh woh aisa hoga..1535114...

par question me aapne numbers nahi balki shabd ka use kiya hai..

aur agar english alphabet chart ke hisaab se in numbers ko dekha jaaye toh...

15 hoga 0..
3 me hota hai C..
5 ka matlab E..
1 as in A..
aur lastly 14 joki alphabetically hota hai N...

OCEAN...jisse naapa nahi jaa sakta...

KARTIK-right answer..brilliant...

clap,clap,clap...


SAM ke jawab se sirf woh dono officials hi nahi puri class impressed hui thi...

par jahan ek taraf baaki sab SAM ke liye clap kar rahe the wahin dusri taraf SONU mujhe hairat se dekh raha tha..

REASON...

HAR SAWAL KI APNI GEHRAYI HOTI HAI AUR KUCH GEHRAYI NAA SAMAJH ME AATI HAI AUR NAA NAAPI JAA SAKTI HAI...

mere bole is paheli jaise jawab ka matlab ab jo samajh aaya tha usse..

meri us baat se ab jaakar SONU ko samajh me aa raha tha ki is second question ka answer mujhe pata tha..

par saath hi saath zyada hairan woh isiliye bhi tha kyunki us second question ko crack karne me jahan SAM ko lagbhag 2 minute lag gaye the wahin maine us paheli ke through jawab kuch seconds me hi de diya tha..

first question ka jawab bhi maine sahi diya tha par baad me masti me kahi meri baat ko sun zyada gour nahi kiya tha SONU ne par ab woh sure tha ki tab bhi tukka nahi lagaya tha maine...

anyways, kuch seconds mujhe yunhi hairangi se dekhne ke baad saamne dekha hi tha SONU ne ke tabhi...


SHADAB-so with this answer,best of three me se pehle hi dono sawalon ke sahi jawab dekar SAMEER aur inke saath apki puri class is demo test me qualify kar chuke hain but just for the sake of fun,aakhri sawal bhi hum puch hi lete hain aap sabse..

KARTIK-aur ye sawal kaafi important bhi hai..jaante hain kyun..???kyunki ye sawal humari taraf se nahi balki hum sabke beech moujud aap sabki respected principal ma'am ka hai..


KARTIK sir ki baat sun aakhein badi ho gayi sabki aur saath hi saath excitement level bhi badh gaya sabka..

aur bhala aisa hota bhi kyun nahi...??? RANJANA MATTHEWS ke sawal ka jawab dekar unke good books me aana,unse khudki taarif karwana joki next to impossible hi tha, kaun nahi chahega bhala..

SAM pure dehradun ka sabse honhar student tha..har criteria me number one par aaj tak uske liye bhi GOOD se zyada kuch nahi nikla tha ma'am ke mooh se...

khair,next question ke liye khudko mentally prepare kar chuke the sabke sab jiske baad..


PRINCI-how do you beat "GOD"...??

SAB-what...!!!!


PRINCI ke sawal par achanak hi WHAT nikal gaya tha sabke mooh se jisse sun..


PRINCI-english ki understanding kam ho gayi hai kya aap sabki...???

answer the asked question...is baar 2 nahi 5 minute hain aap sabke paas...

chaahiye toh group discussion bhi kar sakte hain aap sab...


5 minute...50 minute bhi kam the puche gaye sawal ko crack karne me..

ek dusre ka mooh dekhte hue hi 4 minute cross ho chuke the..

is beech kyunki ma'am ki paini nazar hum sabko ghur rahi thi isiliye NITS aur SONU bhi chupchaap bas sidhe dekh rahe the..


PRINCI-times up...

KRRRRR......

ma'am ke bolte hi final bell bhi baj chuki thi jiske baad..


PRINCI-college division jaaiye aap dono..in a hour,i will meat you their...

KARTIK-alright ma'am...

SHABAB-once again..very good SAMEER...now we will see you in DELHI...

SAM-sure sir..


hum sabhi students aur PRINCI ko ek formal smile dete hue KARTIK aur SHADAB sir class se nikal gaye..


MA'AM-SAMEER...kal first period se pehle office aakar apna participant form le jaaiyega..

SAM-yes ma'am...

PRINCI-SANVEER...aapke kuch re-ad docs mere office me rakhe hain.. come and collect it...

MAI-sure ma'am...


SIRIUS ka re-admission process thoda alag tha..

kyunki ye ek kaafi high expensive school tha jisse har saal efford kar paana sabke liye kaafi mushkil hota tha, isiliye re-admission ke waqt saare admission forms har baar repeat kiye jaate the jinpar PRINCIPAL MA'AM ke sign bhi hote the..

mere is baar ke woh saare form aur docs fill kar thoda late jama kiye the mom ne isiliye baaki sabko toh school ke pehle din hi unke docs mil gaye the,siway mere aur ussiko collect karne ke liye PRINCI ne kaha tha mujhe...


MAI-may i come in ma'am...


ma'am ke jaane ke kuch der baad pahuncha tha mai unke cabin me...

PRINCI apne office me hi baithi thi aur mere request par halka sa sir hilaya unhone jiske baad unki taraf badh chala mai..


PRINCI-here you go...


kuch docs jo pehle se hi ek file me apne table par nikaal kar rakha hua tha unhone,usse meri taraf sarka diya ma'am ne jisse collect kar liya maine..


PRINCI-so,tell me SANVEER AHARYA...how do you beat GOD...???

i think jawab tumhari pant ke left pocket me hai...


PRINCI ma'am ki baat par halka smile dete hue apne pant ki left pocket me haath gaya mera jo jab bahar aaya toh usme ek folded paper tha jisse aage badh ma'am ke table par jahan kuch seconds pehle tak mere docs the,rakh diye maine...

darasal jab PRINCI ne class me apna sawal pucha tha toh puri class including SONU and NITS,sahi jawab ki talash me apne dimag ke ghode douda rahe the,us waqt apne jawab ko rough book ki page par jo mere saamne open padi thi,usme likh raha tha mai..

woh sawal aur uska jo jawab maine likha tha, interesting laga tha mujhe isiliye jawab likhne ke baad us page ko faad apne pant ki left pocket me rakh liya tha maine jisse PRINCI ki tez nazron ne saaf dekh liya tha..

saath hi saath us pure waqt ke douran sirf mera hi face aisa tha jahan jawab pata hone ka confidence jhalak raha tha jisse human physiology ki expert RANJANA MATTHEWS ne asaani se samajh liya tha...

anyways,table par rakhe us paper ke tukde ko uthaya unhone aur usse unfold kiya..


QUES-HOW DO YOU BEAT GOD...???

ANSWER-MY KILLING HUMANITY...

PRINCI man me-perfect answer...


page ke upar likhe unke sawal ke just neeche likhe jawab ko padh man hi man ye kaha PRINCI ne...


PRINCI-can you elaborate your answer...???

MAI-file ke andar me reason rakha hai ma'am...


ussi file ko point karte hue jisme kuch der pehle tak mere docs the,kahi ye baat maine jispar aankhon me hairani liye khola unhone woh file jahan is waqt ek aur paper rakha hua tha..

apne docs lete waqt woh paper maine hi rakh diya tha wahan jisse PRINCI ki paini nazar bhi dekh nahi paayi thi..

yahi wajah thi ki us paper ko haathon me lete waqt mujhe dekh ek prashansaniya bhaav dikhne lage the PRINCI ke face par..


MAI-can i take your leave ma'am...

PHYSIOLOGICAL IMPRESSION OF UNDOUBTED CONFIDENCE...

medically, scientifically,yahi term use kiya jaata hai aise waqt par meri boli baat ka...

maine jaane ki permission maangi thi woh bhi bina ye jaane ki kya mere jawab ka elaboration sahi tha..!!!

apne jawab ke defination par atoot bharose ka sign tha ye jisse samajh muskurate hue haan me sir hilaya PRINCI ne jiske baad mai unke office se nikal gaya...

aur mere jaane ke baad us elaboration ko jo maine us paper me likha tha,padhne lagi ma'am..

chaar line ke us answer elaboration ko padhte waqt har guzarte pal ke saath PRINCI ke face par badh rahi smile ye saaf darsha rahi thi ki kitna sahi tha SANVEER...

woh chaar lines jo kuch yun thi...



"USKE" liye bhala kya koi saza isse bhi BADA HOGA...???

jab bas maze ke liye ek insaan dusre insaan se LADA HOGA...

USKA sabse bada daav,sabse khubsurat rachna hain HUM...jo kho di apni insaniyat humne toh...

apni hi adalat me HAAR ke katghare par KHUDA khud KHADA HOGA...











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...










AAPKA APNA V...J...

Awesome update bro

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

बाॅस होने के नाते उसके साथ अच्छी से बातें क्या कर ली , दो चार दिन साथ बैठकर काॅफी क्या पी ली , हवा में उड़ने लगा हरीश । उसे लगा अब तो वो सेल्फी भी मेरे साथ ले रही है , इसका मतलब वेरोनिका ने भी अपनी तरफ से हरी झंडी दिखा दी है ।
लेकिन वो मुगालते में है । ऐसा कुछ भी नहीं है जो वो समझ रखा है । सम्मान करना , सब से प्रेम से बातें करना वेरोनिका का चरित्र है ।
वैसे वेरोनिका को अब यह तो समझ में आ ही चुका होगा कि उसका मैनेजर क्यों उससे नजदिकियां बढ़ा रहा था । उसके इरादों की भनक उसे लग ही गई होगी ।
अब हम इस इंतजार में हैं कि वेरोनिका उसके खिलाफ कौन सा कदम उठाती है ।
हरीश खत्री के पीछे देवांश मल्होत्रा है । वेरोनिका को तबाह करने के लिए उसने हरीश खत्री को आगे खड़ा कर दिया है । शायद उसकी हाल में ही सनवीर से कहासुनी , रोहन की पिटाई सनवीर के हाथों और उसके पिता से पुरानी दुश्मनी इसकी वजह हो सकती है ।
मुझे लगता है अब वेरोनिका को सारी सच्चाई सनवीर को बता देनी चाहिए । अगर ऐसा नहीं हुआ तो आगे चलकर दोनों मां बेटे को भारी दुश्वारियां का सामना करना पड़ सकता है ।

जुनैद खान एक सच्चा मुसलमान है । और सच्चा मुसलमान न तो कभी गलत कर सकता है और न ही गलत होते हुए देख सकता है । बहुत ही बेहतरीन किरदार लगा मुझे जुनैद खान ।


इधर स्कूल में इंटर स्कूल लेवल स्पोर्ट्स चैंपियनशिप की तैयारी हो रही है । स्पोर्ट्स किसी भी बच्चों के लिए पसंदीदा चीज होता है । स्पोर्ट्स के दौरान स्कूल का माहौल ही कुछ अलग अलग सा हो जाता है और बच्चे इसे एंज्वॉय भी करते हैं ।
फिलहाल तो यहां अधिकतर स्टूडेंट्स अपने गेम पर ही कन्फ्यूज है कि वो किस इवेंट में पार्टिसिपेट करें । ऐसे कन्फ्यूज्ड स्टूडेंट्स कम्पिटीशन के दौरान क्या ही निहाल करेंगे ! फर्स्ट राउंड में ही हारकर बाहर हो जायेंगे ।
आप को किस गेम में इंटरेस्ट है , आप फिजिकली और मेंटली उस खेल में कितना एलिजेवल है , कितना वर्क आउट करते हैं , ये डिपेंड करता है आप के उस गेम में सक्सेस की ।
और जो नये हैं उनके लिए सनवीर की सलाह बिल्कुल सही है ।

आउटस्टैंडिंग एंड अमेजिंग अपडेट वि जे भाई ।
जगमग जगमग अपडेट ।

वैसे आज यह देखकर बहुत ही बुरा लगा । कुछ अच्छे अच्छे रीडर्स को बैन कर दिया गया है । मैं आशा करता हूं वो लोग फिर से इस फोरम पर अपनी मौजूदगी बनायेंगे ।

 

[23n24]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF HARISH VERONICA SE APNI FRIENDSHIP AUR BONDING KAAFI STRONG KAR CHUKA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY AUR ANJALI KI MOM KE BEECH BEHES HO JAATI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-31

DATE-24TH SEPTEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-B.O.B





MAA KASAM YAAR...KYA KISMAT PAAYI HAI APNE B.M SAHAB NE...

VERONICA MADAM JAISI MAAL FASA LI BHAI...


ye B.O.B ke 4 mahine pehle hi newly oppointed GUARDS me se ek tha jisne bank hour khatm hone se 15 minute pehle hi apna apna day off kar saamne coffee shop ki taraf jaa rahe VERONICA aur HARISH ko dekhte hue apni baat kahi thi..

wahi guard jisne pichle mahine hawa nikaali thi VERONICA ki scooty se....

anyways,us guard ki baat sun
uske saath hi khada uska dusra saathi guard halke se hasa aur...


GUARD 2-abbe saath kaam karte hain dono..dosti bhi toh ho sakti hai..

GUARD 1-loude ka dosti...in madam ke saath dosti sirf koi chutiya hi rakhna chahega..

inko dekh bhar kar saala murdon ka bhi khada ho jaaye...arsa beet gaya tha jabse ek baar ke baad dusra round naa maara tha apni lugai ke saath maine..

par jabse yahan noukri lagi hai aur in madam par nazar padi hai...

lund saala baans ki tarah akad kar khada hi rehta hai..

tabse najaane kitni baar apni douki ko do se zyada baar ragadne ke baad bhi in madam ko yaad kar muthiya maari hai maine..

kasam se bhai,vaigra se zyada asar hai inke sharir ka..

soch ke hi tantana jaa raha hai mera ki HARISH sir kaise ragadte honge isse..

HAHAHAHAHA..

GUARD 2-saale baira...dimag me hi un dono ka B.F dekhne lag gaya tu toh...

waise HARISH sir bhi kaafi sahi dikhte hain... agar wakayi in dono ke beech chudam chudayi ka khel chaalu ho gaya hoga toh maza madamji bhi khub leti hongi..

aur suna hai ki vidhwa hai ye aur woh bhi bohot saalon se...ab itni khubsoorat aurat jiski jawani abhi bhi ufaan par dikhti hai, sharirik sukh ki zaroorat toh uski bhi hogi hi...

GUARD 1-wahi toh soch raha hun mai bhai ki kaise ucchalti hogi ye sir ki godh me... behenchod,maza hi aa jaata hoga...


DHAKKKKK....


abhi us pehle waale guard ki baat puri hui hi thi ki tabhi uske pichwade par ek tagdi laath padi jiske asar se saamne jahan ek chair rakhi hui thi, usse takrakar tedha hote hue neeche gir pada tha woh...

kul 3 guards the B.O.B ke is branch me jiske teesre ya phir ye kahun ki yahan ke sabse purane security guard JUNAID HUSSAIN the ye jinhone maari thi us pehle guard ko laath aur ye karne ke baad bhi aise ghur rahe the usse jaise gala hi kaat denge uska...

wahin kyunki bank ka ending time chal raha tha isiliye uski entrance me lage kaanch ke glasses ke aage bane shutter ko aadha close kar diya gaya tha jiska matlab tha ki customers ka banking hour khatm ho chuka tha..

sirf employees hi andar apna pending kaam nipta rahe the..

bank ke ird gird walls ka pehra sa tha matlab public attendence lagbhag zero hi tha..

isiliye us guard ko padi laath kisi ne dekhi naa thi..


JUNAID-jitna ganda bolna tha bol diya hai tune...agar ek bhi shabd aur zuban se nikla tere toh kasam KHUDA ki,tere mooh ke andar us zuban ka aakhri lamha hoga woh..

umr ke maamle me kaafi bade the JUNAID HUSSAIN un dono guards se par sharir aur taakat bhi kayi guna zyada thi unki un do guards se...

kareeb 6.2 height aur kaafi tagde sharir ke the JUNAID aur ek wajah ye bhi thi ki 48 paar karne ke baad bhi head guard ki position aaj bhi unhi ki thi...

is waqt apni laal ho chuki aankhon se ghur rahe the JUNAID baaki dono hi guards ko jispar halak halka sukh gaya tha unka..


GUARD 2- JUNAID chacha woh darasal...

CHATAKKKHH..


jisse laath padi thi woh guard uth toh gaya tha par JUNAID ke dar se chup tha par dusre guard ne thodi himmat dikhayi par uski zubaan JUNAID ke is bhaari bharkam thappad ne puri tarah band kar di thi...


JUNAID-saale galich...chacha shabd ek paak rishte ki neev rakhta hai jo tere jaise harami ke mooh se nikle toh gaali hi hai...

aur tu...itna hi acha laga tujhe HARISH sir ka louda toh apni biwi,behen ko baitha de uske upar...

ek paak saaf aurat ke baare me itni neech soch rakhne ki himmat bhi kaise ki tune...madarchod...


DHAKKK..


ek aur laath jad diya tha JUNAID ne us guard ke chest par jispar piche ki taraf ladkhada kar gir gaya woh...

par mooh kholne ka dum naa toh usme tha aur naahi us dusre guard me jo halka sehma hua sa chupchap khada tha...

par dar ke saath saath un dono guards ko badi hairani bhi ho rahi thi..

aur woh isiliye kyunki bhadakte hue toh kayi baar dekha tha unhone JUNAID ko par aaj ye pehli baar tha jab gaali di thi unhone..

gaali bhi sharab ki tarah haraam hi thi unke liye par aaj aisa nahi tha..

isse andaza ho chala tha unko ki VERONICA ko kuch zyada hi maante the JUNAID joki sach bhi tha...

VERONICA...apni zindagi me KHUDA ki bheji farishte si haisiyat rakhti thi woh JUNAID ke liye....

3 saal pehle unke chote bete ka yahan DEHRADUN ke sabse bade engineering college me merit kote se daakhila sirf 1 percent kam hone ki wajah se nahi ho paaya tha..

aur agar fees ke hisaab se admission karne jaayen toh rupay kareeb 5 lakh the per semester jinhe afford karna JUNAID HUSSAIN ke bas ke bahar ki baat thi..

aise waqt me VERONICA ne aage badhkar pehle toh apni guarantee par unke bete ke first semester ka payment loan ke zariye paas karwaya..

woh toh SANVY ke liye bachaye paise use karne waali thi par JUNAID ek gairat mand aur self respect se bhare insaan the jinhone iske liye haath jodkar mana kar diya tha..

student kote se loan karwane ke baad baaki semesters ke liye jo fees lagti,uske liye bhi loan clear karwa diya tha VERONICA ne aur woh bhi "TAKE TODAY,PAY AFTERWARDS"naam ke plan ke antargath jo unke hi idea se implanted hua tha..

student loan scheme tha ye jisme payment return schedule bacche ke degree milne ke baad shuru hota tha..

matlab uske job lagne ke baad....

us ehsaan ko JUNAID bhule nahi the...duty me hone ke baawjud din ke pure paanch baari ke namaazi the JUNAID HUSSAIN aur in beetein teen saalon me aisa koi namaz naa tha jiske aakhir me VERONICA ki khush haali ki dua naa maangi ho unhone...


JUNAID-agar dobara kabhi tum dono me se kisiko bhi VERONICA MADAM ke baare me GALATH bolna toh door,unki taraf buri nazar se dekhta bhi paaya maine toh sirf thappad aur laath me nahi rukunga mai...

baad me mera jo hoga,so hoga par phir dobara hilaane ke liye naa tum dono ke haath rahenge aur naa chalane ke liye pair....




IN THE COFFEE HOUSE:-




MADAM,KAMSEKAM AAJ TOH SIRF COFFEE TAK BAS MAT KIJIYE...

KUCH AUR BHI ORDER KARTE HAIN,ISSI BAHANE IS GAREEB KO AAPKE SAATH GUZAARNE KE LIYE KUCH EXTRA WAQT MIL JAAYEGA...


coffee ka sip lete hue iltaja-e-nazar se dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne VERONICA ko jispar sir shake kar muskurate hue..


VERONICA-ghuma phirakar har baat me kuch zyada hi flirt nahi karne lag gaye ho aaj kal tum...


HARISH-correction..healthy flirt...

kya maine kabhi yun bina permission haath pakda hai tumhara..


apni baat kehte hue hi tezi se VERONICA ka haath pakad liya tha HARISH ne jispar pehle toh ek second ke liye hadbadayi woh par phir jab agle hi pal HARISH ne uska haath chhoda toh..


VERONICA-ye tarika naya tha...


mind nahi kiya tha VERONICA ne HARISH ka yun achanak uska haath pakadna jisse dekh muskura utha HARISH aur..


HARISH-waise agar extra food order waali darkhwaast puri nahi hone waali toh ek dusri request bhi hai mere paas...

VERONICA-aur kya hai woh request...???

HARISH-selfie...

VERONICA-what..!!!

HARISH-yaa,selfie..ab dekho,itna waqt guzar chuka hai hume friends bane hue par 2019 ka favourite friend ritual "SELFIE" toh ek baar bhi kiya hi nahi humne...

HAHAHAHAHA...


jahan ek taraf HARISH ki baat sun khilkhila kar has padi thi VERONICA wahin dusri taraf HARISH us hasi ko razamandi maante hue utha apni jagah se aur dusri taraf jahan VERONICA baithi hui thi,uske baaju me jaakar baith gaya..


HARISH-ready...!!!!


apna mobile nikaal selfie camara on kar haath aage karte hue kahi thi ye baat HARISH ne jispar VERONICA ne apna shining aur smiling face camara ki taraf kar diya...


HARISH-madam...selfie le rahe hain,isse justify toh karo...

VERONICA-matlab...!!!


aage kuch keh nahi paayi VERONICA kyunki HARISH ki ungliyon ne uske hothon ko side se pakadte hue halke pressure ke saath unhe selfie pout ka shape de diya tha...

par aisa karte waqt HARISH zara aur sat gaya tha VERONICA se aur saath hi saath pout banaane ke baad haath ko hataate waqt uske anguthe ne un honton ke neechle bhaag ko halka ghis sa diya tha..

HARISH ke aisa karne par VERONICA ka chehra uski taraf ghuma par aisa hote hi uska aur HARISH ka face ek dum aas paas aa chuka tha..

dono ke honthon ke darmiyan bas do inch kaa hi fark reh gaya tha..

VERONICA ki badi gehri bhuri aankhon me jhaankte hue HARISH ki saansein houle houle uske face se takra rahi thi...

ek second ke pause ke baad un do inch ki doori ko mitaane ke iraade se aage badhne ko hua HARISH jispar..


VERONICA-HARISH... coffee shop me hain hum...

HARISH-aur naa hote toh...


VERONICA ke neeche ho chuki aankhon me dekhne ki koshish karte hue pucha tha ye sawal HARISH ne jispar kuch seconds ke pause ke baad...


VERONICA-wash room se aati hun...

HARISH-pehle jawab do..agar yahan nahi hote toh...

VERONICA-phir kabhi..

HARISH-phir kabhi kya..!!!jawab yaa paas aana...

VERONICA-jo tum samjho...


HARISH ko halke haathon se dhakka dete hue kahi thi ye baat VERONICA ne jispar khush hote hue jagah dedi usne VERONICA ko pass hone ke liye...


HARISH-finally.... aakhirkaar ye doori khatm hone waali hai...


woh selfie jisse HARISH ne uske aur VERONICA ke ek dusre ko behad kareeb se dekhte waqt kheench li thi,usse kisi xforum number par send karte hue kahi thi ye baat usne jiske agle hi minute uska phone bajne laga tha...

display me naam dekh ek smile naach uthi HARISH ke face par jiske baad ek baar wash room ke disha ki taraf nazar ghumaya HARISH ne par VERONICA ab bhi uske andar hi thi isiliye call pick kar liya usne..


HELLO...WELL DONE.HARISH....MAANANA PADEGA..KAAFI KAM WAQT LAGAYA TUMNE VERONICA KE KAREEB AANE ME...


dusri taraf se kahi gayi is baat ko sun has pada HARISH aur...


HARISH-ye toh hona hi tha sir..bas ek do din aur, phir VERONICA mere bistar par hogi...

"agar aisa ho gaya toh tumhara future shine karega HARISH..."

HARISH-adha shine toh already karne laga hai sir...

is VERONICA ke presentation ki wajah se mai B.O.B ka state division head officer banane waala hun..

aap bas baaki aadhi chamak ka khayal rakhiyega..woh ek crore...

"hahaha...uski fikr bilkul bhi mat karo tum...just remember our deal...

fuck her,film her,degrade har, humiliate her and finally destroy her..

izzat aur ghamand dono utaar us do kaudi ki aurat aur uske ladke ko DEHRADUN se bahar fikwana hai mujhe..

itna kar lo toh ek kya do crore mil jaayega tumhe...

HARISH-done and thank you very much for the upgraded offer MR.......

.....DEVANSH MALHOTRA.....





PLACE-SIRIUS





KUCH BHI BOL BHAI...APNE SIRIUS ME SPORTS WEEK KI ANNOUNCEMENT HUI NAHI KI AISA LAGTA HAI MELA LAGNE WAALA HAI..

SAALA PURA MAHOUL HI BADAL JAATA HAI...


ye NITS tha jisne apni class me,class hi kya bahar floor ke har corridor me ho rahe shor ko sun aur students ke excited faces ko dekh kahi thi apni baat...

SONU-wwo ttoh hhai bbhai...aur ssabse zzyada ssarsi rrehti hhai SSAM ki..

ssaala aisa ttreatment mmmilne llagta hhai ussko jjaise yyahan kka bbhagwan hhai yye...


sach hi kaha tha SONU ne..is waqt bhi lagbhagh sabhi class ke students ne SAM ko ghera hua tha..

kis sports me participate karen woh,raay le rahe the is maamle me sab SAM se..

saath hi saath jin students ne apne sports fix kar liye the,woh apne apne chits jinme unhone apne participate karne waale sports ke naam likhe hue the,woh SAM ko usse hand over kar rahe the...

EKPREET aur RAJAT help kar rahe the SAM ki par students ki bheed kuch zyada hi thi...

same haal B section me bhi tha..ROHAN bhi bohot se students se ghira hua tha..

ab ye scene laazmi bhi tha.. SIRIUS me har saal annual sports meet alag alag calender month me place kiya jaata tha..

aaj morning hi hamari PRINCI ne is saal ki sports meet joki 8th october se shuru hone waali thi,uski official announcement ki thi..

ye meet har saal ki tarah is baar bhi 4 din chalne waali thi jo SIRIUS ke liye kisi festival se kam nahi tha...

SIRIUS ANNUAL SPORTS MEET is the second biggest event of DEHRADUN..

first, INTER SCHOOL LEVEL SPORTS CHAMPIONSHIP hai..

anyways,SIRIUS me toh lagta hi hai, par saath hi saath pure DEHRADUN ki har gali me is sports meet ke bade bade banner lagte hain...

aur toh aur uttarakhand ka har local newspaper aur media house is event ko cover karta hai...

ab itna bada event jisse carnival kehna zyada sahi hoga,iske announcement se shor toh hoga hi naa..

par is shor ki gunj ab kuch zyada hi badhne lagi thi aur iska reason the SAM aur ROHAN..

sports me participate karne ke liye chits banakar pehle se deni padti thi aur wahi ho raha tha is waqt...

school division ke dono champs,SAM aur ROHAN collect kar rahe the woh chits...

chit dene ke saath saath un dono se raay lene lagbhag sabhi students hamare is floor par hujum sa lagaye hue the..

waise toh ye participation chits ikattha karne ka kaam sports teachers ka hota hai par as said before,itna bada event tha ye ki kaafi busy the hamare teeno hi sports teachers..

haan kuch subordinates the un teeno ki jagah par is school me students kuch zyada hi the..

upar se SAM aur ROHAN help bhi karte the students ke sports selection me isiliye sabhi bache un dono ko hi prefer karte the...

par SAM ki taraf bheed ROHAN ke mukaable zyada thi..


NITS-par bhai,is sports meet ka announcement hote hi har saal apna SIRIUS school kam aur bhindi bazar zyada lagne lagta hai...

behenchod,dekh toh in sab jhaantiyon ko..

sports choose karne me aisa excitement dikha rahe hain jaise saare participated events me jeet jaayenge jhaantu log...

SONU-uuppar sse aaj ssaturday hhai... ennvironment cclass bbhi off hhai,ssaalo kko exxtra mmouka mmil ggaya hhai hhudanng mmachane kka...

MAI-sidhe baith jaao be..sir aa rahe hain...


dhamm,dhammm ki awaaz jiska matlab tha ki peeth me pad rahi thi students ke,usse sun ab tak desk par pair rakh kar baitha mai turant sidha ho chuka tha..

ye MAANIKPURI SIR aur DAS SIR the jo corrider me sabhi students jo un dono ke haath lag rahe the,unke peeth par dhol bajate hue hamari hi class ki taraf aa rahe the...

isiliye woh sab shaant hote hue ek taraf hokar khade ho chuke the...


MAANIKPURI-what the hell is happening here...class hai ye ya party hall...!!!!

SAMEER...!!!!

SAM-what should i do sir... students zyada hain aur in sabko aaj hi apne selected sports ki slip deni hai..

and some are confused on what should they select...!!!

MAANIKPURI-thats not your problem.. aur advice leni aur deni hai toh school hour ke baad ground me ya premises se bahar karna...

DAS-B section ka bhi yahi haal hai..100 se zyada bacche hain udhar...

MAI-idhar 200 hain sir...


meri baat sun dono hi sirs aur unke saath SAM ne bhi ghur kar dekha mujhe...

SIR'S ne isiliye kyunki maine indirectly ye bataya tha ki students SAM ko ROHAN ke upar prefer karte hain aur SAM isiliye kyunki mujhe students ka ye bulk number pata tha par help maine nahi ki thi uski..

ab kaun fase is janjaal me....


DAS-ek kaam karte hain...agli do class toh free hi hai.. ROHAN ko bhi yahi bula lete hain..

uske saath aur bhi students hain jo wahan uski help kar rahe hain...

SAM, ROHAN aur inke classmates milkar saare sports chits collect kar lenge...

isse shor bhi nahi matchega aur ye dono guide bhi kar denge confused students ko...


MAANIKPURI-idea toh acha hai par ye A aur B students saath me...!!!

DAS-kuch nahi hoga..beta sun lo beta..agar kisi bhi tarah ka brawl, disturbing slang istemal kiya tum sabne toh class time ke baad bhi ulte latke miloge sab ke sab...


hum sabko ungli dikhate hue warn kiya tha sir ne jispar shaant hi rahe hum sab...

jaante the sab ki agar kuch bolte toh pakka punching bag bana dena tha sir ne hume...

khair,apni baat bol DAS SIR aur unke saath MAANIKPURI SIR claas se nikal gaye jiske kuch hi der baad hamare saamne prakat hue B section se 3 namune...

ROHAN,AMIT aur AJAY..

wahi dono jinhe SONU ke birthday par suta tha maine...

ab bhale hi character se chodu the woh dono par us teesre chodu ROHAN ki tarah sports aur acadamics me kaafi ache bhi the aur isiliye hi idhar the woh bhi.

par class me ghuste hi jab un dono ki nazar mujhpar padi toh halke nervous dikhne lage the woh par phir khudko normal kar liya unhone..


NITS-udhar hi neeche baith jaao...bura nahi lagega hume..

HAHAHAHAHA..

KISSE BURA NAHI LAGEGA....???


jahan NITS ki baat sun has di thi puri class wahin uske agle hi pal ROHAN, AJAY aur AMIT ke baaju se hote hue jab NITS ki baat par sawal kiya DUBEY SIR ne toh ek taraf toh class ekdum se shaant ho gayi aur dusri taraf NITS ke saare nikalne waale vachan uske mooh ke raaste wapas andar chale gaye the...

ab DUBEY SIR the hi aise ki faaltu bakarchodi koi naa karta tha unke saamne...


DUBEY SIR-kaun se prashn ka uttar dene hetu ek saath khade hain aap teeno..

koi bhi khaali sthaan grahan kijiye...


DUBEY SIR ki baat sun turant side me rakhe ek khaali bench ko occupy kar liya un teeno ne...


DUBEY-oh,ho,ho,ho,ho....dekho toh zara.. khel,krida me hamare desh ka naam gagan me chamkaane waale bhaavi vijetaon avum shurveeron ki puri toli prastuth hai yahan...

atti uttam...

SAB-thank you sir...


dusri classes ke yahan moujud students se kahi thi ye baat sir ne par face unka itna straight tha ki un sab ko pata nahi chala ki sir unka mazak udaa rahe the..

un sabke thanks ko sun mundi naa me hilayi sir ne aur...


DUBEY SIR-"bhatruhari krtuye neeti shakatam"..(murkh ko sahi baat samjhana asambhav hai)


sanskrit me taarif ki thi un sabki sir ne par jo baat samajh hi naa aaye,usme kaisa bura maanana..


DUBEY SIR-toh chaatron,mai yahan sirf isiliye hun taaki aap sab anushaan me rahen..

ROHAN aur SAMEER..aap aur aapke mitr in sabhi chaatron ka chuna hua khel parcha le le aur jin jin chaatron avum chaatraaon ko maarg darshan dena hai,unhe woh pradan kare kintu anushashan me rehkar..

thodi si bhi anushashanhinta hui agar toh khel ke parche ki tarah aapka bhi parcha bana kaksha se bahar kar dunga...


wahan sir warning de rahe the aur idhar B section ke un teeno ko aur khaaskar ROHAN ko dekh hamare aur yahan moujud dusri class ki kaafi girls bhi thodi excited ho gayi thi..

kuch nazarein toh ROHAN par chipak hi gayi thi jisse dekh sir shake kar muskurane laga tha mai aur..


MAI-"kaash ghante aur minute ke sui ki tarah ishq aur bewakufi ke beech fark batane ka bhi koi tarika hota"...

najaane kyun shor-e-surat-nazar-e-seerat par hamesha bhaari hi rehti hai...!!!

NITS-abbe kya badbad kar raha hai..!!!

MAI-table yaad kar raha hun...

NITS-hain..!!!chal chodu...

DUBEY-wahi mai bolun ki is kaksha ke kendra bindu se ab tak koi jagmagagat kyun nahi hui...

aakhir shaant rehne ke spasht nirdesh ki avhelna karne waale mukya kirdaar bhi toh hamare beech hi moujud hain...

kyun SANVEER...!!!


DUBEY sir ke is taunt ke beech khada ho chuka tha mai jiske baad...


MAI-maananiya shikshak mahodaya,mai toh bas apne mitr se kaun kaun se khel me bhaag liya jaaye,ispar vichar vimarsh kar raha tha..

aur woh bhi nyunatam dhwani me..

DUBEY SIR-arre waah..arthath is baar aap bhi varshik khel mahotsav me hissa lene waale hain..!!!ye toh bohot achi baat hai...

MAI-bas aapka aashirwaad chahiye...

DUBEY-waise kya mai jaan sakta hun ki kaun kaun se khel pasand hai aapko...???

MAI-kho kho,kabbadi aur khaaskar pitthu khelne me bada aanand aata hai guruji...

HAHAHAHA..


jahan mere jawab par has di thi puri class wahin DUBEY sir lage ghurne mujhe aur..


DUBEY SIR-apne shikshak se thitholi achi baat nahi SANVEER...

MAI-aisa karne ka dussahas mai apne swapn me bhi nahi soch sakta guruji...

kshama karen kintu aapke sawal ka ucchit aur upyukt hi uttar diya hai maine..

aapne pucha mere priya khelon ke baare me jinke naam bataye maine...

agar aapne hamare vidyalaya ke varshik khel mahotsav me hone waale khelon ke baare pucha hota toh uttar alag hota mera...


mere jawab ko sun jahan ek baar phir has padi thi puri class wahin DUBEY SIR ne haath maara apne maathe par aur..


DUBEY-vidwaan aur murkh ka adbhudh mishran hain aap SANVEER AHARYA...

MAI-dhanyawaad guruji...

HAHAHAHA...


sabki hasi ke beech sir bhi haste hue ek book jo saath laaye the apne woh,usse khol kar baith gaye jiska matlab tha ki hum sab bhi chupchap apna apna kaam karen...

wahin right se aakhri front row seat jahan SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT baithe the,unke aage students ki bheed apne apne parche dene me lag gayi thi.

same chiz unke exact opposite direction me baithe ROHAN,AMIT aur AJAY ke saath bhi ho raha tha..

class ke bahar bhi kaafi students the jo andar waalon ke nikalne ka wait kar rahe the..

par kyunki SAM ke paas students zyada the aur apne suggestions woh reasons ke saath de raha tha, isiliye uski aage ki bheed kam hone ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi..

wahin ROHAN aur uske dono dost bas chit collect kar rahe the..

suggestions ke naam par dabi awaaz me bas mazak hi kar rahe the woh teeno jiski wajah se un teeno ka scene kaafi clear tha...


NITS-aaj gyan de dekar gandiya hi fat jaani hai apne loundo ki..

SONU-sschool hhour kkhatm hhone ttak bbaal hhi kkhade hho jjaane hhain SAM ke...

MAI-photo le liyo phir...chudi hui shakal ko capture karne ka maza hi kuch aur hai...

SAM-NIT,SONU SANVY...thoda help kar do bhaiiiii..

MAI-ye saala bol bhai raha hai par sunayi bhosdike kyun de raha hai mujhe..!!!


hume ghur jab halki dabi par gurrati awaaz me bulaya SAM ne toh kahi maine ye baat jispar haste hue..


NITS-ab public place me bhosdike ka synonym bhai hi hoga naa...

MAI-ye bhi hai...nahi gaye toh baad me bohot pelega harami,chalna chahiye bhai...

SONU-kkaun ssa waalla bbhai..assli waalla yya ssynonym wwala...

MAI-asli me synonym waala...

NITS-hahaha..ye naya laaya launde...

SAM-guyzzzz...


ek baar phir hume dekh gurraya tha SAM jiske baad turant uthe hum teeno aur uski taraf chal pade..

unke just peeche ki bench me baithe loundon ko apni seats par bhej diya tha humne...


BHAIYA,MERE NAA PAIR BHALE HI CHOTE HAIN PAR DISPLACEMENT TIMING KAAFI TEZ HAIN DONO KE BEECH KI..

TOH KYA 100 METRE ME PARTICIPATE KARNA CHAAHIYE MUJHE..!!!???


BHAIYA,PICHLE SAAL KE GARBA ME 30 MINUTES KE CONTINOUS BEAT PAR PURA NAACHA THA MAI..

TOH KYA 800 AUR 1500 MTS ME PARTICIPATE KARNA CHAHIYE MUJHE...


SAM se aise aise antarngi sawal puch rahe the sabhi ladke jisse sun has pade mai,NITS aur SONU jispar piche palath ghura hume SAM ne..


madad bhi dhamka kar maang raha tha..chutiya saala...


MAI-taara vina shyam mane eklaadu laage toh bajega nahi tere doudte waqt ki usme khoye khoye bhaagega tu....

LADKA 2-kya SANVY bhaiya...!!!

MAI-abbe kya kya...!!!! kis chiz me ache ho tum,ye koi advice lene waali chiz hai...???

ye toh tum sab hi jaanoge naa...apne apne events select karne ke baad un particular sports me excel karne ka tarika puchoge,tab hi toh ye sahi advice de paayega...

aise confused state me rahoge toh kahin nahi pahunchna tum sabko...

clear your heads,sochon apne strong sports ke baare me,likhon unhe chits par aur pakdao isse..

aur jab un sports ki practice shuru karoge tab puch lena SAM se, routine kaise set karna hai..!!!


baat meri ek baar me ghus gayi thi un sabhi loundon ke magaj me isiliye aage koi sawal nahi kiya unhone aur chupchap apne apne chit fill kar SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT ko pakdane lage..


DUBEY SIR-yahi toh keh raha tha mai..kabhi maha murkh,kabhi atti vidhwaan...


meri baat suni thi sir ne isiliye muskurakar dheere se apni pratikriya dene ke baad wapas book me nazar gada li thi unhone...


SAM-saala mai kabse samjha raha tha par faaltu logics diye hi jaa rahe the sab ke sab aur teri baat ek baar me samajh gaye ye..

MAI-clearly samjhayega toh sab samajhte hain beta...

ab tumhe hai lime light me rehne ka shouk aur khass kar tab jab baaju me ROHAN jaisa competitor baitha ho...

jab dil bheed maang raha ho tera toh zubaan imaandari se bhagaye kaise logon ko...!!!

SAM-chup be.. kuch bhi bolta hai....bheed ke liye chit ikkatha karne ki zaroorat kabse padh gayi mujhe...

field me utarne bhar ki der hai,pura DEHRADUN ikattha ho jaana hai...

MAI-true...


halka hi sahi par ghamand tha SAM ki baat me par jab maine saralta se "true" kaha toh halka sa hadbada gaya woh aur turant saamne dekh CHITS collect karne laga..


EKPREET aur RAJAT ke saath ab NITS,SONU bhi same kaam kar rahe the..

wahin mai un sabke saath bas bakarchodi kar raha tha jispar kabhi haste woh sab toh kabhi bakne lagte the mujhe..

par in sabke beech guzarte waqt ke saath ROHAN and party ke paas se students ki bheed khatm ho chuki thi lekin SAM ke aage ab bhi kaafi students khade the..

waise toh kaam pura hona sabko acha lagta hai par yahan maamla ulta tha..

bheed popularity ka symbol tha jisme clear winner tha SAM aur isiliye hamari taraf khundak se dekh rahe the ROHAN,AJAY aur AMIT....


AMIT-ROHAN bhai....is baar is saale SAM se CHAMPION ka khitaab chhinana hi hai tujhe...

AJAY-haan yaar..bhale iska intazam school se bahar hi kyun na karna pada hume....

AMIT-abbe intazam toh ab tak 100 se zyada baar kar chuke hote bas agar ye SANVY naam ki diwaar beech me nahi hoti toh...

behenchod ki aise maamlon me haath pair se zyada buddhi chalti hai...

har baar beech me dhamak padta hai kamina aur saare plan ki maa chod deta hai...

saala karen bhi toh kya karen...!!!

ROHAN-is baar hume kuch karne ki zaroorat hi nahi padne waali...!!!


hum sabko dekhte hue ek negetive smile se saath kahi thi ye baat ROHAN ne..


AJAY-matlab...!!!

ROHAN-hone do kaand...sab samajh jaaoge...

abhi ke liye bas itna jaan lo ki...





bohot jald mukammal mera IRAADA HOGA....

khud se jo kiya tha maine,ab woh pura VAADA HOGA....

chot hamare sharir par bohot pahunchayi hai in sabne magar...

meri maar ka asar in sab par, hume mile dard se kahin ZYADA HOGA....











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AAPKA APNA V....J....

Superb awesome fantastic update VJbhai