Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

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CITY:-DEHRADUN:-



PLACE-SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE....



PLACE INFO----


(SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE)...

SLOGAN..."THE PLACE WHERE CHAMPIONS ARE ELEVATED TO BECOME LEGENDS"....




1921 me DEHRADUN aur MASOORI ke beech mountain outskirts ke beech kareeb 50 acre ke dimension me bana SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE apne aap me ek misaal hai...

I.C.S.E syllabus and pattern ke antargath aane waala THE SIRUIS dehradun hi kya,pure india ke top 20 schools and colleges me darj karata hai apna naam....

india ke har state se aate hain bacche is dignified school aur college me padhne joki apne aap me hi ek nayi duniya se kam nahi hai....

kareeb 3000 students padhte hain SIRIUS ke SCHOOL me aur college me students ki sankhya 4000 se bhi zyada hai...

har class me 100 se zyada bacche hain aur isiliye hi har class ko 2 ya phir 3 section me convert kiya gaya hai..

ACADEMICS,SPORTS & STUDY...school me hone waale in teeno he departments ka hadh se zyada craze hai SIRIUS me....

yahi reason hai ki jitne bhi students in teeno departments me sabse upar hote hain,they are treated like celebrities in THE SIRIUS...

SCHOLARS aur SUPER RICH bacchon ka sangam hai SIRIUS jiske teachers bhi apne aap me super efficient, talented aur interestingly ajeeb bhi hain...

toh ye tha hamari is nayi kahani ke first chapter ka sabse important BASE...THE SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE jiska info ab aap sabke paas hai aur isiliye chaliye ab shuru karte hain ek super thrill, competence aur excitement se bhare hue "GALATH" ka first chapter....



CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-1


" APRIL 1/2019 "


PLACE-THE SIRIUS...

FIRST DAY OF THE NEW SESSION.....





WAKEY WAKEY,EGGS AND BAKEYYYY.....SIRIUS......(slang words to say goodmorning)



TEACHERS,STUDENTS, GUYS,GALS OF ALL AGES..

PEOPLE WHO LIVE NEAR BY AND FROM DIFFERENT PLACES...

PUT ON YOUR SHOES & TIGHT UP YOUR LACES...

SMILE AND POP IN,ITS SIRIUS AFTERALL,IT ALWAYS EMBRACES......

FELLAS, IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST ASSEMBLY..SO ASSEMBLEEEEEEE....
IN THE GREAT HALL....



school me chaaron taraf lage bade bade speakers me SIRIUS school ki arts department ke personal radio jokey KELVIN MICHAEL ke welcome words the ye jo gunj uthe the pure SIRIUS me jisse sun jahan ek taraf purane sabhi students ke faces par smile naach uthi thi wahin jitne bhi naye students the,unke kadam is nayi gigantic,total happening aur super modern school me rakhne ke baad nervousness ki wajah se aur zyada kaampne lage the...

but, with all the mixed feelings, assembly me toh jaana hi tha, isiliye sabhi students fouran the great hall ki taraf chal pade...


ASSEMBLY:-

GOOD MORNING STUDENTS AND I WELCOME ALL THE NEW AND OLD STUDENTS TO THIS FRESH CALENDAR YEAR IN SIRIUS...


GOD'S PRAYER, HYMNS, COUNTRY PLEDGE and finally NATIONAL ANTHEM ke baad gunji thi ye awaaz saare students ke saamne khadi SIRIUS SCHOOL'S principal ki...


(INTRO:-RANJANA MATTHEWS..the principal of SIRIUS,SCHOOL DIVISION...ab inke baare me kya bolun..mid forties ki ek beautiful women hain ye.. saath hi saath super inteligent bhi..after all oxford return jo hain ye..

aur woh bhi ek nahi,do do MASTER'S DEGREE ke saath..she has a master degree on LITERATURE as well as a MASTER'S DEGREE on SOCIAL PSYCHOLOGY...human behaviour,unke hidden secrets ko guess karne ka hunar hai inke paas......)




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RANJANA-kya aapko pata hai the meaning of SIRIUS...???!!!

STUDENTS-THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE NIGHT SKY....


purane students jinhe apne principal ke is sawal ka jawab pata tha,un sabki awaaz ek saath gunji jiske baad..


RANJANA-exactly..the brightest star in the night sky.. aur kyunki aap sab is integral aur respected school ka hissa hain, isiliye you all are also that shining star..

aur yahi hamare school ka logo aur moto bhi hai..

SIRIUS is the place where champions are elevated to become legends"....

but to be that,the most important thing is discipline...and i expect each and everyone of you to be very disciplined.


students ke us mele ke beech bhi kuch khaas notorious students par eye roll karte hue kahi ye baat PRINCIPAL RANJANA ne jiske baad assembly dissolve ho gayi aur saare students line barkarar rakhte hue apni apni classes ki taraf badh chale par is beech...


ROHAN,WE NEED TO TALK...THE GAME HALL... RIGHT NOW....


ye thi SAMEER CHANDER ki awaaz jisne apne hi class par dusre section ke ek ladke ROHAN MALHOTRA se kahi ye baat aur aisa bol woh ussi GAME HALL ki taraf badh gaya..


INTRO:-SAMEER CHANDER urf SAM... a very handsome guy..but more importantly,the heart throb of SIRIUS.... academics ho,study ho yaa phir the most important thing of SIRIUS, SPORTS, SAMEER CHANDER is the best of SIRIUS....

saath hi saath kaafi dabang bhi hai ye, apne group ka jisme 50 se zyada ladke aur ladkiyan thi,uska leader hai SAM...

SIRIUS school division ke lagbhag sabhi students yaa toh SAM ki respect karte hain yaa phir usse darte hain ya phir teesra option chunte the...


ROHAN MALHOTRA.....

again a very good looking guy and at the same time,SAM ka direct rival... academics me, study me aur sports me agar SIRIUS me SAMEER ko koi challenge kar sakta hai,toh woh hai ROHAN MALHOTRA urf RO....

haan, winning percentage SAMEER ka ROHAN se zyada hai but woh margin bohot kam hai..

aur isiliye jitne friends, followers aur fans SAM ke hain, lagbhag utne hi ROHAN ke bhi hain...


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ROHAN-well,well,well..yahan toh puri gang moujud hai...brawl ke liye ye GAME HALL chota nahi pad jaayega....


ANJALI UDAASI,SAMS GF,EK PREET SINGH BAL,RAJAT AGRAWAL,NAISHA SINGHANIA,RAJAT'S GF...

in sabhi ko ek saath game hall me dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat ROHAN ne jispar..


SAM-just cut the crap ROHAN...pehle bhi bol chuka hun,phir bol raha hun, zabardasti mera raasta kaatna band kar de...


apni ungli saamne khade ROHAN ki taraf karte hue kahi thi ye baat SAMEER ne jispar..


ROHAN-raasta kaatna...??? abbe mai koi billi hun jo tera raasta kaatunga..

SAM-stop playing ROHAN...pure holidays me tune aur tere bandon ne jaan bujh kar mere bandon ko continously poke kiya hai,toh stop doing it or..

ROHAN-or what..haan...kar kya lega tu...???beta,teri hoshiyari aur dhouns sirf school gate ke andar tak hai,par meri pure dehradun me...

jo chaahe karunga mai,ukhaad le jo ukhaadna hai..

SAM-teri toh saale...

EKPREET-SAM,see around...


ROHAN ko punch karne ke liye SAMEER aage badhne hi waala tha ki tabhi piche se EKPREET ki awaaz padi uske kaano me jiske baad jab usne nazar ghumayi toh paaya ki GAME ZONE ke kul 6 entries se 7 log nikalkar uski hi taraf aa rahe the..

ye saathon ROHAN ke group ke ladke the aur kaafi tagde bhi...

un saathon ko dekh jahan SAMEER ne apne kadam halke piche liye wahin ek devilish smile ke saath ROHAN SAMEER ki taraf badha aur theek uske saamne pahunch...


ROHAN-beta,ucchalna kam kar de...warna itna pelunga ki naa toh dhang se khade ho paayega aur naahi thik se baith paayega...


TOH PEL KE DIKHA NA BHOSDIKE...AUR TU KYA ISKI DIALOGUE BAAZI JHEL RAHA HAI...

"MAAR MADARCHOD KO".....


ek tez awaaz ya phir ye kahun ki KISIKI PERSONAL TAKIYA KALAM gunji HALL ke door ki taraf se jisse sun jahan ek taraf SAMEER, EKPREET aur RAJAT ke tensed faces par smile naach uthi, dusri taraf ANJALI aur NAISHA ne apne sir par haath maar diya wahin teesri taraf ROHAN aur uske saaton bande jo ab tak super confident dikh rahe the,achanak se hi un sabke chehre par baaja baj chuke the...

darte hue woh sab piche mude aur aisa hote hi saamne khade saksh ko dekh unke chehre par jo 12 baje the,woh 24 me badal chuke the..


REASON...

un sabke piche khada tha,SANVEER AHARYA....

aur "MAAR MAARADCHOD KO" hai in bhai sahab ka woh personal takiyakalaam jo kisi ko maarne se pehle ye chillakar bolte hain...

scene aage badhane se pehle, chaliye,is kahani ke nayak ka intro ho jaaye,toh bada hai,par zaroori bhi hai...


naam toh aap jaante hi hain...SANVEER AHARYA...son of THE LATE SANEEL AHARYA and mother VERONICA PAUL AHARYA...

inke first board exam me abhi 1 saal baaki hai but phir bhi janab ki height 5.8 cross kar chuki hai..

dubla patla above average look waala banda hai apna SANVEER AHARYA....but jawline jis tarah se develop ho raha hai iska,agar janab ka sharir bhar jaaye aur face par halka fat aa jaaye toh he will be transformed into a super hot guy who's looks would be something to die for..

anyways, SANVEER bhi SAMEER ke class me hi hai aur uska best friend bhi..

but most importantly,SANVEER SIRIUS ka woh eklouta aisa banda hai jo sabke saamne bhi SAMEER ka mazak udaa sakta hai..

but unlike SAMEER, ACADEMICS, SPORTS aur even STUDY me apna SANVEER average student hi hai...

agar sab chizon ko summerize karkar bolun toh SANVEER ek zindadil,life ko enjoy karne waala,on the scale 100,90 percent perfect banda hai who's quite perfect to hangout with...

haan,mooh chod bada tagda hai ye...behes me in mahashay se jeetna mushkil hi nahi naamumkin hai...

acche accho ke kaan se bas apne zubaan se hi khoon nikal sakte hain ye...

par ye hunar bhi iske 90 percent "SAHI" hone ka hi hissa hai..

par bacha 10 percent...woooo... that's something no one should mess with..

kyunki us 10 percent me aata hain SANVEER ka GHUSSA...wahi expression jiski wajah se abhi chal rahe scene me RONIT and party ki fati hui hai...

aisa nahi hai ki SANVEER koi trained martial artist yaa koi strong fighter hai..

ek behadh hi simple banda hai apna SANVEER..but iska ghussa utna hi complicated aur negetive hai...

aur woh isiliye kyunki SANVEER ke ghusse ki koi HADH nahi...aar ya paar waale tarj par apna ghussa nikalta hai ye...

fark nahi padta ki saamne ladka hai ya ladki.. bhidne waala ek banda hai ya phir 10 ki toli...

ye janab sabse akele hi bhid jaate hai aur tab tak bhide hi rehte hain jab tak yaa toh saamne waala ya waale rahen yaa phir ye...

luckily aaj tak kisiko jaan se nahi maara isne par ye sirf isiliye possible ho paaya kyunki har baar koi na koi geniune banda aur zyadatar iski mom ne aakar beech bachav kiya hai us ladhayi ka..

but sabse important baat jo ghusse me iska sabse bada hathiyar bhi hai..woh ye hai ki jab ye bhai sahab ghussa hote hain toh us waqt inka dimag saamne waale ko nuksaan pahunchane ke liye itna zyada focused rehta hai ki inki body par aaye har chot aur us chot se hone waale dard ka ehsaas tak nahi hota inhe..

aur yahi main reason hai ROHAN aur uske doston ka SANVEER se darne ka..aaj se do saal pehle in saare mahanubhavon se bhid chuka hai SANVEER woh bhi akele..

infact akela paakar hi ghera tha in sabne isse..

us ladhayi me SANVEER ka left haath fracture ho gaya tha, sir par,pair par,chest aur back par bhi bohot se chot aur ghaaw aaye the but us waqt ladhayi ke beech isse kuch pata hi nahi chala..

lagbhagh 30 minute se bhi zyada in sabhi se akele ladhte raha SANVEER aur aadhe ghante baad kisi ke through pata chalne par jab SANVEER ki mom us ladhayi waale spot par pahunchi toh tab tak ROHAN aur uske saaton saathi zamin par gire pade the...

SANVEER ki haalath beshak kharab thi par un sabki condition khudse zyada buri kar chuka tha SANVEER..

aur jab uski mom wahan pahunchi aur unhone SANVEER ko rukne ke liye kaha tab jaakar kahin woh rooka aur aisa karte hi woh saara zabt kiya hua dard ek jhatke me bahar aaya aur woh behosh ho gaya...

bottom line..jab SANVEER ghussa hota hai toh naa woh paagal hota hai aur naahi sanki,woh in dono bhi bhaavo se ek kadam aur upar uth ban jaata hai "GALATH"...



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ROHAN-abbe bhosdike tune toh bola tha ki SANVY school nahi aaya hai...

JIMMY-mother swear bhai..school bus me nahi tha ye aur naahi assembly me dikha tha..


CHATTAKH..CHATTAKKHHH.
CHATAKKKKHH..BHAKKKK..BHAKKKK...


jimmy ke apni baat bolte tak MAI ROHAN ke paas pahunch chuka tha jispar woh hadbada gaya aur mujhse kuch bolne ko hua par tabhi continously chala mera haath..

ek ke baad ek teen tamache jade maine usse aur ye dekh uska chamcha jimmy beech bachav ke liye aage badha par tabhi maine uske chaati par maara apna pair jispar woh piche ki taraf gir pada..


ROHAN-dekh SANVY..hum yahan ladhne nahi aaye the...ye SAM ne hi mujhe..

MAI-chup laude...mootna aata nahi, chodna sikhayega tu...bhosadchodi ke..

maana, mujhe aane me thodi deri hui par itna late toh nahi hua tha mai ki tu bete se baap hi ban jaaye...

jhaantu,rook...aaj tera pura hisaab ek saath pura karta hun mai...


ye bol pool table par rakhi CUE uthayi maine par tabhi...

ROHAN aur uske saathon dost exit ki taraf bhaage aur ye dekh..


MAI-bhaag madarchod bhaag..aaj tujhe teri class me hi nibtaunga mai..


ye bol mai bhi bhaaga par pehle se hi exit me khade teachers ki position check karte EKPREET ne pakda mujhe aur..


EKPREET-shaant ho jaa bhai..school me hain hum..yahan kisi ko khule me maarega toh suspend nahi sidha resticate hoga tu...

MAI-ghante ka resticate..khudko bachana aata hai mujhe..tu hat loude..

SAM-haan bhai SANVY..tune pehle bhi kisi tarah khudko safe kiya hai aur i am sure ki ab bhi kar lega...

but think bro..in sabke beech aunty ko firse yahan aana padega aur princi se sunani padegi...

and i don't think you want that..isiliye cool it buddy..

in saalon ko phir kabhi dekh lenge...


mom ka naam sunte hi shaant ho chuka tha mai..

aage kuch kaha nahi maine aur EKPREET jo ab bhi mujhe kisi tarah pakde khada tha,usse alag ho class ki taraf badh gaya aur ye dekh..


SAMEER-abbe ek hi class me hain hum sab.. hamare liye toh rook...

MAI-toh raasta bhi pata hoga naa..aa jaaiyo...


jahan ye bol mai tezi se aage badh chuka tha wahin meri baat sun muskurate hue SAM aur baaki chaaron bhi uske saath class ki taraf chal pade aur is beech...


ANJALI-baby...mujhe samajh nahi aata ki ye looser SANVY tumhe itna kuch bol jaata hai and why you never react..??

you are the heart throb of SIRIUS.. everybody respects you but ye SANVY...

ye tumhe kabhi bhi,kisi ke bhi saamne ulta sidha kuch bhi bol deta hai aur tum bas smile karte rehte ho..

is middle class average looser me dikhta kya hai tumhe jo isse apna best friend maante ho...???

aur tu EKPREET..kya zaroorat thi usse rokne ki...jaane deta usse ROHAN ke piche...acha hi hota,is baar toh pakka resticate hota woh....

SAM-babes.. first of all, friendship me paise nahi dekhe jaate..

and yes,SANVY is my best buddy aur isiliye woh kuch bhi bol sakta hai mujhe...

EKPREET-aur rahi baat uske resticate hone ki toh mat bhul ANJU ki SANVY ne pehle bhi kayi kaand kiya hain aur woh bhi openly..

but har baar he escapes...aur woh bhi bina kisiki madad ke..

RAJAT-true...saale ke paas har baar kuch na kuch jugaad hota hai bachne ka...

NAISHA-jugaad nahi babes,loop holes...SANVY loopholes dhundne me master hai...

woh loopholes dhundh araam se bach jaata hai...

aur sabse important baat.. mat bhulo ki he is the favourite student of our respected PRINCIPAL MRS RANJANA MATTHEWS..

ANJALI-ab ye ek aur baat hai jo mai kabhi samajh nahi paayi...why the hell does our PRINCIPAL likes an average student like SANVY...

for god sake,he is good for nothing...

SAM-oh,just cut the crap yaar..baaki sab chhodo,bas itna yaad rakho ki aaj,he saved our bloody asses...

baaki saari baaton ko chaar line me lapeto toh...



koi bhi yahan doodh ka dhula NAHI HAI......

par aaj usne hume bachaya hai,sach bas YAHI HAI....

haan,kahin kahin zaroor GALATH hai mera yaar magar...

SANVY ke thode se GALATH hone se zyada kuch bhi SAHI NAHI HAI.....













AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....











AAPKA APNA V...J....

Now that is what I called a wonderful start of beautiful story. Keep going and keep updating on time vj4u

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF ROHAN AND PARTY SANVY KE DAR SE BHAAG JAATE HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SAMEER SANVY KE HALKE GALATH HONE KO BHI BILKUL SAHI BATATA HAI...


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-2


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS


"FIRST DAY CONTINOUS"




ABBE HARAMKHOR,KAHAN GHUM RAHA THA BE TU AKELE AKELE...


jaise hi mai class me enter hua jahan luckily hamare naye saal ke naye class teacher abhi tak pahunche nahi the,toh last row se aayi ye pyar bhari vaani mere kaano me jisse completely nazarandaaz karte hue mai ussi piche waali row ki taraf badh chala jo mere,SONU SHRIVASTAV aur jisne mujhe abhi toka tha,NITENDRA BHATNAGAR joki AAND KHAU ke naam aur MATCH MAKING ke kaam se famous tha, permanent spot tha baithne ka,wahan pahunch apna bag utaar mooh me maara maine ussi bag ko NITENDRA ke mooh par jispar uske mooh se aur chaar paanch phool jhadne waale shabd nikle mere liye..

par is baar bhi maine uski baaton ko completely ignore kiya aur usse dhakelte hue apni owned corner seat par jaa baitha...

aage badhne se pehle in dono mahanubhavon ka intro ho jaaye....


SONU SHRIVASTAV...son of KISHORE SHRIVASTAV & SHALINI SHRIVASTAV...

inke pitashri ki yahin DUN me do readymade garment shops hain....

anyways SONU hai behadh hi interesting character...ye bhai sahab halka stammer matlab haklate hain..

padhayi me 75 percent plus, academics me kuch khaas nahi par haan,sports me kaafi ache hain ye.

infact,SAMEER aur ROHAN ke baad 100 metre aur 200 metre me sabse tez hain ye pure SIRIUS me...

but stammering ke saath iski ek problem aur hai..LADKIYAN...

ladkiyan as an tharki nahi hai ye,balki usse ulat is SONU ko ladkiyon me zara si bhi dilchaspi nahi hai..

affair wagairah toh door ki baat hai,in janab ko ladkiyon se dosti karne se bhi taklif hai par inke aisa hone ke piche ek bada kaaran bhi hai..

aaj se do saal pehle sonu ke bade papa ke ladke ne joki SONU ke liye sage bade bhai sa hi tha, college me ek ladki ki bewafayi ki wajah se suicide kar liya tha..

us haadse ka aur khaaskar us haadse ke kaaran ka joki ladki thi,bohot bura asar pada SONU par..

usne khudko completely har bahari ladki se door kar liya..aisa nahi hai ki SONU ko ishq, mohabbat se koi pareshani hai...

naa,SONU ke hisaab se school aur college hota hai padhne aur apne carrier ko nikharne ke liye,laundi baazi ke liye puri zindagi padi hai..

inke baad number aata hai dusre namune urf NITENDRA BHATNAGAR ka urf NITS jo friends usse bulate hain..

son of JAGATH BHATNAGAR and LAKSHMI BHATNAGAR..

iske baap ki FLOUR MILL matlab atta chaki hai aur woh bhi military contract ke saath..

yahan DEHRADUN ke saare military camps me jo bhi aata supply hota hai,woh inhi ki FLOUR MILL se jaata hai...

anyways,ek number ke aand khau hain NITS matlab lagatar kisiko bhi bina ruke chaabte rehne ki adhbhudh kala hai inke paas aur khaaskar SONU aur mujhe...

ek aur quality bhi hai inki jiska title me bata chuka hun."MATCH MAKER"..

par title jaankar koi galatfehmi mat paal lijiyega..

match maker matlab ladka ladki ki setting nahi karta hai ye chutiya balki alag alag words jinka aapas me door door tak koi connection nahi hai,unhe jodne me laga rehta hai ye..

par jo bhi hain,jaise bhi hain,SONU aur NITS mere urf SANVY ke chaddi buddies hain...

class 1 se hi as in jabse mai yahan DUN me mom dad ke saath shift hua tha,tabse hum teeno saath hi padhte,ghumte sur rehte aa rahe hain..

ye tha in dono ka intro jo pura hua isiliye...




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NITS-ab bhonkega bhi ki kahan gaand marva raha tha ab tak...???

assembly ke time dekha tha main gate se andar aate tujhe maine par uske baad gayab hi ho gaya tu...

MAI-nahi sir mai nahi,ye NITENDRA gaali de raha hai..

NITENDRA-nahi sir..woh mai....


meri baat sun hadbada gaya NITS aur turant khada ho saamne dekh fatafat safayi dena shuru kar diya par jab usne paaya ki koi teacher aaya hi nahi hai toh ek dum se chup ho gaya woh jispar..


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

mai,sonu aur class ke baaki sabhi student jinhone meri baat aur NITS ka reaction dekha tha,zor se has pade jispar mujhe khaa jaane waali nazaron se ghurne laga NITS aur uska face dekh..


MAI-bhai,maine gaand marwayi ho ya naa ho,par teri ab zaroor itni fath chuki hai ki koi agar teri maar bhi le toh tujhe pata bhi nahi chalega....


DHABBBB...

AHHHH....


MAI-loudu chand....dheere nahi maar sakta...


meri baat sun mere peeth par ek zor ka mukka chipka diya tha NITS ne jispar peeche bench par tik peeth ragadne laga mai..

wahin mujhe maarne ke baad mood kuch thik ho gaya us chodu ka aur woh araam se baith gaya jiske baad..


NITS-ab sidhe sidhe bata...kahan tha tu..???

MAI-haan toh aise sidhe sidhe puch naa..jab dekho gaali galouch se hi har baat shuru karni hoti hai tum logon ko...

disgusting...pata nahi mooh hai ya gutter...jab dekho kachra hi bahar niklega...


meri baat sun is baar NITS ke saath SONU bhi mujhe ghurne laga jo ishara tha ki agar ab maine bina noutanki puche gaye sawal ka jawab nahi diya toh ye dono milkar mujhe bajayenge..

isiliye maine bhi sidhe sidhe jo bhi GAME ZONE me hua,woh bata diya jisse sun...


SONU-yeee sssaaalle madarchod RROHANN aur uuskka grooup.

iinnko ttoh ekk saatth ttarrike sse bajjana paddega..


haklate hue kahi ye baat SONU ne jispar...


NITS-bajana baad me pehle ek baat bata..saale tu pure line me lagatar atka,par madarchod pura fluint nikla tere mooh se..aise kaise...???

MAI-chup ho ja loudu,sir aa gaye...

NITS-ajji ghanta..saale,ek lolypop baar baar kaam nahi aayega..


WHAT LOLYPOP NITENDRA BHATNAGAR...???


haste hue NITS ne kahi thi apni baat par jab saamne se ye awaaz joki wakayi MATHEMATICS ke sir aur is saal ke hamare class teacher MR MANOJ MAALVIYA ki thi,uske kaano me padi toh agle hi second mooh sookh gaya uska aur ek jhatke me apni jagah par sir ko face karte hue khada ho gaya woh..

wahin uski haalath dekh hum sabhi dabi hasi hasne lage the..

khair,sir ko kuch toh jawab dena hi tha aur isiliye..


NITS-nothing sir..woh actually kal mera birthday tha toh SANVY party demand kar raha tha..

MAALVIYA SIR-aur tum apni party me lollypop dete ho..


HAHAHAHAHA..


sir ki baat sun is baar sabhi thoda zor se has pade the jispar sabko ek baar ghoor NITS kuch kehne ko hua par tabhi..


MAALVIYA SIR-dont bother NITENDRA... tumhare senseless answers ke liye time nahi hai mere paas..

so sit down...


sir ki baat sun apna sa mooh liye chup chaap baith gaya NITS jiske baad ek sarsari nazar puri class par daali hamare is saal ke naye class teacher ne..

SAMEER,ANJALI, EKPREET,RAJAT,NAISHA joki class ke top ten rankers me se ek the,woh sabhi first of the benches me baithe hue the..

unhe dekh baakiyon ko bhi dekha sir ne jiske baad..


MAALVIYA SIR-so i am seeing ki lagbhag aadhi class absent hai aaj...

isiliye attendence nahi hogi aaj aur actual classes bhi kal se hi shuru honge..

but for now,is saal mathematics ke kuch basic questions answers jinke reference se aap sab un chapters se related bohot se equations solve kar sakenge, discuss karenge hum aaj..

so,maths 1 aur 2 milakar kul 26 chapters hain aapke books me is saal...

waise toh sabhi chapters hi important hain but kuch aise chapters bhi hain jinke questions paper me zyada se zyada aate hain...

woh chapters hain, LINEAR EQUATIONS IN ONE VARIABLE, QUADRILATERALS, PRACTICAL GEOMETRY,CUBES & CUBE ROOTS,FACTORISATION & ALGEBRAIC EXPRESSIONS & IDENTITIES...


apne note pad par ek sarsari nazar daalte hue naam bataya sir ne sabhi important chapters ka jisse unke bolne ke saath saath hi mere baaju me baitha SONU aur saamne baithe sabhi toppers turant note down karne me bhi lag chuke the...

wahin mai,NITS aur hamare jaise maha vidwani students bas pen se apni apni copies me apni mahan painter banane ki pratibha ka pradarshan karte hue alag alag tarah ki lines kheenche jaa rahe the...

anyways,jaise hi chapters ke naam likhne waale students ka likhna band hua aur unka face upar sir ki taraf gaya toh..


MAALVIYA-toh chaliye, shuruat aap sabke interest ke hisab se karte hain..

bataiye,kaun se chapter ke equation se shuru karen...???

NAISHA-sir ALGEBRAIC EXPRESSIONS & IDENTITIES ke equation se shuru kijiye na please...


NAISA ke baad baaki sabhi ne apni apni pasand ka equation bataya but mujhe pata tha ki MAALVIYA SIR ussi chapter ka equation solve karenge jo NAISHA ne request kiya tha..

REASON...

ANSHUMALA LAKHMANIA...

hum sab apne class ki A section ke students the jiske class teacher the MAALVIYA sir..

theek waise hi is class ke B section jisme ROHAN aur uska pura group bhi tha aur joki hamare next corridor me thi,uski class teacher thi MRS ANSHUMALA LAKHMANIA..

aur NAISHA ka face kaafi hadh tak ANSHUMALA miss se match karta tha...

ANSHUMALA miss aur MAALVIYA sir apne school time ke class mates the aur yahan SIRIUS me bhi saath hi dono ne padhana shuru kiya tha..

waise toh dono hi shaadi shuda the par deep down MAALVIA sir ANSHUMALA MISS ko kaafi pasand karte the..

aur jo unki pasand ka kuch hadh tak hi sahi,par chehra odhe hue thi,"NAISHA"uski baat bhala kaise kaat de hamare MAALVIYA sir...

aur wahi hua..sabki request sunane ke baad MAALVIYA sir ne ALGEBRAIC EXPRESSIONS & IDENTITIES ke equation se hi shuru karne ka faisla kiya jiske baad..


MAAVIYA SIR-ok so, here's the question...

how do you write an expression for the product"P & Q"?

answer bohot simple hai but saath hi saath baaki equations ko solve karne me kaam bhi aane waala hai...

toh sabse pehle ye jaan lijiye ki is sawal ka jo sabse key word hai,woh hai "product"....

product equals multiplication operation...

3 aur 4 ka product hota hai 3*4.. that equals 12...

haan,is equation me hum algebra ke according work kar rahe hain par usse fark nahi padta...

the product of p and q means p*q that is PQ...

matlab product hai pq..ye ek aisa algebraic term hai jisse naa toh aur zyada simplify kiya jaa sakta hai aur naahi extra evaluate unless you know the values of P and Q..

algebraic expressions and identities chapter ke zyadatar questions issi method se solve honge so is equation ko ache se samajh lo tum sab..

waise algebraic expressions ke jis equation ka example diya hai maine,ye mere saath tum sabki ANSHUMALA miss ka bhi favourite example hai..


apne laptop ke through joki saamne digital board se connected tha, equation samjhaya hum sabko MAALVIYA sir ne aur aakhri baat jisme unhone apni favourite ANSHUMALA miss ka zikr kiya tha,laptop band karte hue unka naam lete waqt ek smile naach uthi sir ke face par jisse dekh..


MAI-waise sir, ANSHUMALA miss ka aur kya kya favourite hai...???

MAALVIYA SIR-well jo hamara favourite hai,woh unka bhi favourite hai...


bade style we kahi ye baat MAALVIYA sir ne jispar..


MAI-but sir.. ANSHUMALA miss toh mujhe bhi kaafi pasand karti hain par aapse toh waisa gesture kabhi nahi mila mujhe..


jahan meri baat sun baaki ki class dheere se hi sahi,par hasne lag gayi, wahin MAALVIYA sir ne ghura mujhe par phir diwaar par sir patakne par nuksaan apna hi hota hai,is thought ko yaad kar bina kuch bole palat gaye woh aur baaki chapters ke bhi important equations samjhane lage..



NEXT CLASS:-

HINDI....


ISKI MAA KA....SAALA PEHLE HI DIN KOI ITNA PADHATA HAI KYA...???PEHLI CLASS ME HI DIMAG TAP GAYA BHAI...


MAALVIYA sir ke jaate hi kanjhaya NITS jispar mere ya sonu me se koi kuch kehta ki tabhi...


VYARTH KI CHARCHA BAAD ME KIJIYEGA AAP SAB... KAKSHA KE SAMAY SIRF SHIKSHA SAMBHANDHI VICHAAR HI UTHNI CHAHIYE AAP SABKE MASTISHK ME...


hamare hindi teacher jinhe English se ek chidh si thi,unki awaaz gunj uthi hum sabke kaano me...

SHRIKANT DUBE...UMR 60....pichle 36 saal se yahan SIRIUS me teacher hain ye hindi class ke....

zyadatar abhi ke saare students ke parents ko bhi padhaya hain inhone aur baat baat par sabhi ko inki is khaas uplabdhi ki yaad bhi dilate rehte hain ye...

but the most important thing,ye saari gloating ke baawjud MR SHRIKANT DUBE ek behatarin insaan hain...

class me baccho ko badmashiyon par unhe gaali zaroor dete hain ye par students ke mazak ko mazak samajhte bhi hain...

inke saare complaints class tak hi simit rehte hain,kabhi inhone kisi student ki complaint principal ko nahi ki kyunki agar aisa hota toh koi aur toh nahi par apna SANVY ab tak kayi baar saza paa chuka hota..

kaise,khud hi dekh lijiye...




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NITS-hey bhagwan...in dono ke baaju me baithne ki itni bada saza toh mat de...

ye dube ki hindi class pehle hi din jhelne se accha mujhe nark hi bhej de...


NITS apne me bhunbhuna raha tha aur wahan hamare respected DUBE sir ne shuruati pravachan ke baad book khol bhi liya tha jiske baad...


DUBE-haan toh chhatron avum chhatraon...sabse pehle aap sabko ek baar phirse smaran kara dun ki meri kaksha me angrezi bhasha ka lesh maatra upyog bhi varjit hoga anyatha dand ke liye taiyar rahiyega...

toh,aapke hindi paathyapustak me is baar kul 18 adhyay hain..

NITS-bhai SANVY..bhai bacha le yaar...kamsekam aaj pehle din toh in dube sir ki class nahi jhel sakta mai....

MAI-kyun be lodu....??? hamare paas baithna toh saza hai naa tere liye...

toh mara le phir gaand...meri taraf dekhiyo bhi mat...


meri baat sun wakayi bheekari waali shakl liye dekhne laga NITS mujhe maano agar maine madad nahi ki toh khud hi khudki gaand maar lega...

ab mai thehra saccha dost.. apne dost ko taklif ne kaise dekh sakta hun bhala par kisi mahapurush ne kaha tha ki bhagwan sabka bhala kare,par shuruat humse kare..

matlab pehle mujhe apna bhala dekhna tha aur isiliye..


MAI-mere aur SONU ke liye 7 din tak continously burger joint me teri taraf se double cheese burger...deal...

NITS-7 din tak..mooh me le le mera..

MAI-cool then..pehle tu toh sir ki madhur vaani sun gaand marwale...


meri baat ya phir ye kahun ki indirect blackmail ko sun ek pal ghura NITS ne mujhe par mai bilkul kisi sharif bacche ki tarah sir ki taraf dekhta raha jispar..


NITS-done..thoos lena bhikhariyon jitna thoosna hai par pehle is torture se nijaat dila..


NITS ne deal pakki ki hi thi ki mera ek haath turant upar utha aur ye dekh..


DUBE SIR-arre arre arre..wahi vichar kar raha tha mai ki SANVY ji ne ab tak ek baar bhi hastakshep kaise nahi kiya..!!!

kahiye,kaise madad kar sakta hun mai aapki...???

MAI-sabse pehle toh hamare sabse maananiya sikshak mahodaya mere jaise mati-mand(idiot)ke baare me itna chintan karte hain,yahi mere liye harsh-ulaas tatha
gourvanvit ka vishay hai...

DUBE-hamare drishtikon anusaar aap bas ek maha murkh praani hai jo galath yoni me paida hua hai...

aapko manushya yoni me nahi,bandar bankar paida hona chahiye tha..kyunki aapki athkheliyan bilkul bandaron waali hi hai...

khair,ab bataiye ki kaunse atti mahatvapurn vishay ke kaaran aapne kaksha me vyavadhan paida kiya hai..???

MAI-aap mere guru hain.aapke kataksh bhi mere liye mithe vachan se kam nahi aur isiliye mere baare me kahe shabdo ke liye dhanyawad maananiya shikshak mahodaya..

kaksha ko pareshan karne ke liye mujhe bhi khed hai..

aur aisa karne ka kaaran atti vyaktigath hai...


"vaastav me mere shroni khehstra me nirantar sankuchan hone ke kaaran ek samagr uttejak bhumika ka srujan ho raha hai jisse mera shayashod bhar sa gaya hai aur isiliye meri kathinayi nirantar agrasar hoti chali jaa rahi hai"..



meri baat ya phir woh reason sun jiski wajah se mai khada hua tha,SONU,NITS aur class me toh sabhi ke mooh khul hi gaye the par un sabke saath DUBEY sir bhi aankhien faade mujhe hi dekh rahe the...

kisi ko bhi kuch samajh nahi aaya tha ki aakhir maine kaha toh kaha kya aur isiliye..


DUBEY-SANVY,bina laag lapeth sidhe sidhe apne kahe gaye shabdon ka arth batao...

MAI-kshama karen maananiya shikshak mahodaya..kintu mujhe mootra mukti karne ki abhilasha hai...


HAHAHAHAHA...


jahan meri baat sun puri class zoron se has padi wahin DUBEY sir ne ghoor kar dekha mujhe aur..


DUBEY SIR-toh pehle hi sidhe sidhe aisa kyun nahi kaha...???

MAI-uske liye ek baar phirse mai kshama prarthi hun..

mutra mukti..ye shabd bhari kaksha me mujhe tanik anupyukt pratit ho raha tha aur agar mai bathroom kehta toh woh angrezi hoti joki aapke aadesh ka ulanghan hota..

aur mai aisa kaise kar sakta tha...!!!


jahan meri is explanation ko sun ek baar phirse class badi zoron se has padi thi wahin DUBEY sir chalte hue theek mere saamne aakar khade ho gaye aur mujhe ghoorte hue dekhne lage..

unhe aisa karte dekh sabko laga ki aaj mujhe sir se padne waali hai..

ye saale SONU aur NITS toh aisa hoga hi,iske liye jaise palke bichayen mere aur sir ki taraf ummid lagaye dekh rahe the par tabhi.....


HAHAHAHAHAHA....


DUBEY sir zor se has pade aur unhe yun hasta dekh pehle toh sabhi students hairan hue par phir woh sabhi bhi hasne lage..

wahin kuch der tak lagatar haste rehne ke baad muskurate hue sir ne mujhe dekha aur.


DUBEY-yahin chahate hain naa SANVYJI ki aaj kaksha naa lage..


sir ki baat sun ek pal ke liye face neeche kiya maine aur ussi position ne haan me sir hilaya apna jisse dekh sir ki smile gehri ho gayi aur.....


DUBEY SIR-theek hai phir..aaj ki kaksha yahi samapt hoti hai..


jahan sir ki baat sun sabhi students aur khaaskar NITS behadh khush ho gaya wahin apni baat ko aage badhate hue...


DUBEY SIR-jaante ho kaksha rokne ke liye kyun maan gaya mai...!!!

mutra mukti jaise sadharan shabd ki bhi itni gehri vyakhya ho sakti hai,hindi vishay ka ek anubhavi shikshak hone ke baad bhi mujhe iska bhaan naa tha par tumhe hai..

itni sadharan cheez ke liye bhi hindi shabdavali ka aisa upyog prashansha aur uphaar ke laayak hai...

kaksha ko yun rok dena, ussika uphaar hai...


ye bol DUBEY SIR ek baar phir muskuraye aur saamne apni chair ki taraf badh chale..

aur sir ke jaate hi NITS chutiya mere peeth ko thapthapate hue mujhe kuch yun shabashi dene laga maano mai Olympics me desh ke liye gold medal jeet kar laaya hun...


NITS-waah lounde,waah...aaj dimag se dil khush kar diya tune..

MAI-dimag se dil..waah,ye naya tha...

NITS-haina...par meri chhod,mai toh hun hi antique piece..lekin bhai,manana padega..

sirf kuch burgers ke liye itni khatarnaak dialogue baazi ki tune,yakin nahi hota..

wakayi,ek number ka bhukkad hai tu...

SONU-cchhupp bbeee..ppar yaar SANVY,ssach mme...jjo bhi bolla tu,kammal kka tha....

kkahan se ddhundda ttune BBATHROOM kka wwaisa anokkha ddefinnattionnn....???

NITS-haan,bhai palle toh kuch pada nahi mere but sunkar bada cool lag raha tha...

MAI-aisa hai balakon ki....



aisa kuch nahi jisse ye banda DAR JAAYEGA.....

jahan koi khada tak nahi ho sakta,wahan se bhi tumhara bhai bekhouf GUZAR JAAYEGA.....

challenge accept kiya hai agar maine toh yaad rakhna ki...

mushkilen kitni hi kyun naa aaye,aakhir me SANVY apni sharth puri KAR JAAYEGA....










AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....











AAPKA APNA V...J....

Aksar numbaroon ke tarazu mein tola jaata hai virle logo ko,
Verna kabhi koi Einstein kabhi school se bahar nahi hota.

Maza aa gaya iss jabardast update mein. Ek ek scene ka sukshm visleshan bahut hi jabardast tha. Bahut khoob, bahut khoob, bahut khoob.

 

[Vipul]

mere friend ki condition thodi critical ho gayi hai brother.. hospital me hun.abhi likhne ka na time hai na man..maamla stable hote hi update ready karta hun...

Ok bhai

 

[Lib am]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SIRUIS ME CLASSES SHURU HO CHUKI HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY NITS KI REQUEST PAR DUBEY SIR KI CLASS RUKWA DETA HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


MEGA UPDATE-3


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS


AFTER THE CLASSES:-






"AUR SATTU MIYAN"..KYA NAYI KHABAR...KITNE NEW STUDENTS AAYE HAIN IS BAAR AAPKE SECTION ME...


SAM ne pucha tha ye sawal SATISH VERMA urf jaisa ki SAM ne kaha tha,SATTU se joki tha pure school ka khabrilal...

kaun kiske saath hai, background checks aur baaki saari info related chizen inke paas first hand mil jaati hain..

khair,first day of SIRIUS off ho chuka tha aur kyunki ye summer classes the isiliye timing 9 se 12 bas thi...

isiliye kisi ko ghar jaane ki jaldi bhi nahi thi siway un students ke jo school bus se aana jaana karte the...

SAMEER,RAJAT aur EKPREET ke saath apni class ke saamne corridor me khada hi tha ki tabhi SATTU miyan aaye un sabke paas aur usse dekh pucha tha ye sawal SAMEER ne jispar...


SATTU-aaye toh bohot se naye students hain but charcha me aaj sirf ek hi bandi chhayi hui hai..



"RASHI SEHGAL"....

SAM-RASHI..naam toh sahi hai..hot kuch zyada hi hai kya...???

SATTU-hot...super hot bhai aur sirf chehra hi nahi,dimag bhi..subah se 6 ladkon ko jinhone approach kiya hai usse,gaal par chipka chuki hai un sabke..

waise bandi hai toh indian par mom uski spanish hai..ye bhi pichle 4 saal se wahin rahi hai..

gaali bhi aadhi english aur aadhi spanish me deti hai..puri spanish mirchi hai....

SAM-ohhh.spicy..kisiki daal nahi gali..

SATTU-aadhi gali hai ek hi..wahi,ROHAN ki..bas ussi ki friendship accept ki hai usne...

EKPREET-saala woh chutiya lagta hai ab ek aur nayi bandi ghumane ke firakh me hai...

HEY GUYS...KISIKI BAAT HO RAHI HAI...???


ye thi ANJALI ki awaaz jo NAISHA ke saath un sabke paas aakar khadi ho gayi jispar...


SAM-kuch nahi babes.. RASHI SEHGAL bolke koi nayi hot bandi aayi hai B section me, SATTU ussike baare me bata raha tha...


SAM ki baat sun usse ghurne lagi ANJALI jispar...


SAM-wo wo..chill babes..mai toh sabhi new admissions ki general info le raha tha isse toh isne us bandi ke baare me saamne se bataya..

EKPREET-aur SAM ki chinta mat kar tu,kyunki school ka heart throb kisi new bandi se tamacha khaate sahi nahi lagega...


EKPREET ki baat sun RAJAT aur SAM bhi muskurane lage jispar...


ANJALI-tamacha..!!!matlab...???


SAM ne ANJALI ko jo SATTU ne bataya tha,woh sab bata diya jispar jahan ek taraf NAISHA hasne lagi wahin ANJALI ke dimag me aayi ek nayi khurafat...


"aisa kuch nahi jisse ye banda DAR JAAYEGA.....

jahan koi khada tak nahi ho sakta,wahan se bhi tumhara bhai bekhouf GUZAR JAAYEGA.....

challenge accept kiya hai agar maine toh yaad rakhna ki...

mushkilen kitni hi kyun naa aaye,aakhir me SANVY apni sharth puri KAR JAAYEGA....



man hi man SANVY ka kuch der pehle class me bola dialogue budbudaya ANJALI ne..

darasal jab class me mai ye dialogue maar raha tha,tab meri baaju ki hi bench me apni ek friend se kuch lene aayi thi ANJALI aur tab usne mujhe woh lines bolte sun liya tha..

aur ab us dialogue ko budbudate hue usse jaise mujhe fasane ka tarika mil gaya tha...


ANJALI-dekhte hain MR.SANVY,kitne bade player hain aap...??


khudse hi ye bol class ki taraf nazar ghumayi usne aur aisa karte hi uske face par ek smile baach uthi..


REASON..


mai SONU aur NITS baat karte hue dheere dheere class se nikal rahe the...


NITS-bhosdike.. aunty kal se hi ghar par nahi hai aur tu abhi bata raha hai hume...

lodu,aunty ke aate tak mere ya sonu ke yahan nahi ruk sakta tha..

waise bhi,tu saath rehta hai toh mera baap kam bhadakta hai mujhpar...

MAI-waah re gandu,tera baap tujhe kam bake,uske liye mai tere ghar aakar rahun..!!!

SONU-bbakwwas mmat kkar SANVY...ppehhli bbaar ssahhhi bboll rrahha hai yye cchuttiyya...

auuntty nnahhi hhain gghar par ttoh ttujjhe humm mmesse kkissi ekk kke ghar rehhnna ttha...

NITS-aur nahi toh kya..??? waise agar hum dono bhi tere ghar ruk jaate toh sahi rehta..

actually zyada accha rehta..issi bahane 100,200 B.F bhi dekh chuke hote ab tak..

MAI-bas isiliye nahi bulaya bhosdike..tere liye b grade hall kholkar nahi baitha hun mai ghar par...

mooth se zyada safedh paani nikaal deta tu in do dino me...

NITS-abbe unwanted liquid ko bahar nikaal dene se stress door hota hai..par tum log kya samjhoge..

saale jhaantu log..

par ab woh sab chhod,aaj, infact abhi se jab tak aunty nahi aa jaati,tu mere yahan rahega..

mai phone kar deta hun,mom ko pata lagega ki tu aa raha hai toh sabkuch teri pasand ka hi banega...

saala ek toh ye samajh nahi aata ki kya mai wakayi apne maa baap ka saga beta hun ya godh liya tha un dono he mujhe..

meri pasand ka toh kabhi banta hi nahi kuch...

MAI-mujhe bhi kabhi kabhi aisa hi lagta hai.. tera baap jitna sharif hai,utna hi lawde ka baal hai tu..

NITS-beta mere baap ki shudh vaani nahi suni hai tune ab tak theek se.. mujhse dus guna zyada gaali bakta hai woh..

MAI-ab tera baap hai toh kuch toh GALATH hoga hi...khair,woh sab chhod...

mai tere ghar nahi,abhi tum dono mere ghar chal rahe ho...mom wapas aa gayi hogi..khana mere yahan hi khaiyo...

NITS-nahi yaar..hamesha ki tarah khana sunday ko hi khayenge tere yahan...

MAI-theek hai..par Sunday ko "CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY"nahi banegi...


(NOTE:-CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY ek south Indian dish hai joki meri mom ki speciality hai.. no one cooks it better than my mom..normally har sunday ye hamare ghar banta hai aur NITS aur SONU bina bulaye hi usse khaane tapak padte hain)


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NITS-kyun...???


tapak se pucha NITS ne jispar...


MAI-kyunki mom abhi bana rahi hai woh.. isiliye hi toh invite kar raha tha tum dono ko..

par koi naa, phir kabhi..

SONU-llawwdda pphirr kkabbhhi...

mmaii ttoh aa rraha hhun ttere ssaatth...

NITS-mai aa raha hun matlab...??mai kya raaste me khada hokar manjira bajaunga...??

SONU-iddea accha hhai..wwaise bbhi tteri sshakl bbhikkariyon wwalli hhi hai..ssuit kkaregga ttujjhe...

CLAP.....


sonu ki baat sun hum dono ne hi haste hue clap kiya jispar ghoor kar dekha NITS ne hume par isse pehle ki woh kuch kehta..


HIEE SANVYYYY...


ye meethi aur chashni se bhari awaaz thi ANJALI ki jo ek bade se smile ke saath mujhe dekh rahi thi..

aur uske is soft gesture ko dekh piche khade NAISHA, SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT toh hairan hue hi par mere saath khade SONU aur NITS bhi aankhein faade usse dekhne lage..

par ye sabhi bhi jaan chuke thi ki zaroor ANJALI mujhe kisi chiz me fasane ke liye tigdam lagaye hui hai kyunki aise waqt me hi ye madam mujhe itne pyar se bulati thi...


wahin in sab ke beech SATISH urf SATTU toh mujhe dekhte hi dheere dheere khisakne laga tha..

REASON...

do saal pehle jo ROHAN & group ne mujhe akele paakar ghera tha,uska pata isne hi unhe diya tha...

aur us ladhayi me mera woh bhayankar roop dekhne ke baad se hi ye mujhse hamesha door hi rehta aaya tha...

khair,mera naam pukaar ANJALI mere saamne aakar khadi ho gayi aur uske piche piche NAISHA, SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT bhi hamare paas aa chuke the jiske baad...


SAM-kya baat hai babes..???aaj itna pyar kaise aa gaya tumhe SANVY par...???

ANJALI-ab itne bade challenge master jo kabhi koi sharth nahi haarte,woh toh pyar aur respect dono hi deserve karte hain naa...!!!


ANJALI ki baat sun mai samajh gaya ki dubey sir waali baat isse pata chal chuki hai..

mere saath saath SONU aur NITS bhi ANJALI ki baat samajh chuke the aur isiliye..


NITS-oh betaji...ye zaroor tere lanka lagane ki soch rahi hai...


dheere se kaan me paas aakar kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar..


MAI-what do you want ANJALI...???

ANJALI-i wanna give you a challenge..accept karega ya dar gaya...!!!

SAM-wo..wo..babes no.. SANVY kuch nahi karega...

MAI-chill SAM...ANJALI, challenge accept kar,warna tu dar gaya..

ye baccho ke tricks kaam nahi karenge mujhpar..

but having said that,pehli baar saamne se kuch maanga hai tune mujhse..

bhale challenge hi sahi..mana kaise kar dun..!!! challenge accepted...bol kya karna hai...??


meri baat sun ek pal paused hi ho gayi thi ANJALI par phir...


ANJALI-alright than...B section me ek new chick aayi hai...RASHI SEHGAL...uska number laakar dikha toh maanu...!!!

MAI-sattu,idhar aa beta...


thoda zor se bola maine kyunki ab tak dheere dheere karke SATTU corridor cross kar stairs ke paas pahunch chuka tha par meri awaaz pad gayi uske kaano me jiske baad woh turant ghuma aur meri taraf wapas badha aur paas aaate aate..


SATTU-aur kya haal chaal SANVY BHAI...tu toh yaar bhul hi gaya mujhko,hain...


daant nipor ye sab bolte hue mere paas aane laga woh aur theek mere aage aakar khada hua par jab usne dekha ki mai bas chupchap usse ghoore jaa raha hun toh usse laga ki usne anjaane me mere saath kuch GALATH kar diya hai..

aur aisa interpretation karte hi uske face par jo smile thi, woh dar me badal gayi jiske baad...


SATTU-bhai maa kasam,kuch bhi nahi kiya hai maine...

MAI-khaa mat be...RASHI SEHGAL..puri info de...


meri baat sun SATTU ke chehre se dar turant gayab hua aur agle hi pal woh apne khabrilal waale avtar me turant transform ho gaya...

RASHI ke baare me jo jo baatein usne SAM,EKPREET aur RAJAT ko batayi thi,woh sab usne mujhe bhi bata di jiske baad..


MAI-abhi kahan hai woh bandi..??

SATTU-bhai,5 minute pehle toh class me hi thi...woh board se saare classes aur routines ko note down kar rahi thi...


SATTU ki baat khatm hone par ek nazar maine B section aur uske paas waale area ki taraf daudayi aur kuch seconds rook us class ki taraf badh chala jispar..


SAM-all the best buddy..

NITS-haan,bhai,dekh,tere bhai ki izzat ka sawal hai...fod dena..

ANJALI-fod dena.. seriously..usse us ladki ka number laana hai,usse maarna nahi hai...

aur maar dhaadh chhod tere us looser friend ko kuch aata hai bhi kya..??dekhna,aaj jab ladki se padegi tab pata chalega usse ki zyada ucchalna kitna GALATH hota hai..

NITS-oye ANJALI UDAASI...band kar apni UDAAS baatien......jaanti hi kya hai tu SANVY ke baare me..

fark nahi padta matter ladhayi ka ho ya kuch aur,aisa koi challenge nahi jo mera bhai uthaye aur usse pura naa kar paaye...

ANJALI-we will see...

SONU-ttu ddekkhh...hhume pehlle sse hi ppatta hhai...


wahan woh sab baaton me lage the aur yahan mai B section ke door ke bahar khada ho chuka tha..

ek pal nazar ghumayi har taraf maine aur phir..


MAI-VIVEK.....


ye naam zara zor se bolta hua class ke andar ghus gaya mai jahan siwaye ek ladki ke joki ki i was sure RASHI hi thi,aur koi nahi tha...

routines likh liye the usne aur copy apne bag ke andar hi rakh rahi thi woh ki tabhi meri awaaz sun uski nazar entrance ki taraf gayi jahan se mai andar aa raha tha..

dekh mai bhi ussiko raha tha..bandi wakayi hot thi..red blazer,andar white shirt,black & white zebra print tie aur waisi hi skirt joki SIRIUS ka girls dress code tha,kaafi jach raha tha ye costume uspar...

anyways,check out kiya nahi maine zyada usse aur ek baar nazar us khaali class room ne ghumane ke baad...


MAI-VIVEK KHUJOOR...kitni der hue usse class se nikle..


sidhe sawal hi kiya maine usse ye jisse sun..


RASHI-i don't know.. actually i haven't got every bodies name yet..

MAI-ohh.. so you are new..hey..i am SANVEER...friends call me SANVY....


meri baat sun ek pal ghura RASHI ne mujhe aur phir sir daayen baayen shake kar...


RASHI-seriously.. that's your way to approach a girl..pehle kisi random bande ka naam lo aur ussi bahane naam aur intro maang lo..

that's shit..next time,try some thing better but not with me..


"TODOS USTEDES SON MERODEADORES"(YOU ALL ARE LURKERS)


aakhri baat ya phir ye kahun ki taunt spanish me boli usne aur apna bag pack karne lagi..

wahin mai uski baat par smile karta hua araam se khada hi tha ki tabhi mujhe door ke bahar kuch aahat feel hui aur woh sun mai turant palta..


ROHAN MALHOTRA...


ye wahi tha jo kuch aur girls ke saath class me enter kar raha tha aur jahan RASHI ko dekh uske face par smile naach uthi thi, wahin mujhe dekh uski woh smile toh ek pal me gayab ho hi gayi par saath hi saath uska pura facial expression hi change ho gaya..

usse lag raha tha ki subah ke liye mai usse maarne ke liye yahan aaya hun aur ye feel kar dar uske face par saaf dikhne laga..

wahin ghoor mai bhi usse raha tha aur isiliye...


ROHAN-dekh SANVY...i dont wanna mess with you...aur abhi hum class me hain..yahan agar kuch hua toh webcam ke through PRINCIPAL ko pata chal hi jaayega aur is baar nahi bach paayega tu..


ROHAN ki baat sun mai uski taraf badha..waise aur koi mauka hota toh ab tak ROHAN bhaag khada hua hota but RASHI jo pehle hi uske mere aage behaviour ko dekh hairan thi,uski nazar me woh khudki aur faziddat nahi karwana chahta tha..

isiliye darte hue hi dhamki di thi usne mujhe jispar uske paas pahunch...


MAI-tujhe maarne ke liye jagah ki fikr karne ki zaroorat nahi hai SANVY ko..

jahan chahun,wahan maarunga mai tujhe aur araam se bach kar nikal bhi jaaunga..lagata hai sharth toh dikhaun karke phir...


meri baat par kuch kaha nahi ROHAN ne.. kuch seconds mujhe ghoorte rehne ke baad palath class se bahar nikal gaya woh aur aisa hote hi mai rashi ki taraf palta jo aankhein faade mujhe hi dekh rahi thi...usse dekh...


MAI-not all guyz are lurker miss..


usne jo spanish me kaha tha,ussika jawab maine english me diya jisse sun aankhein aur zyada badi ho gayi uski jisse uski aakhri hadh tak pahunchaya meri agli baat ne..


MAI-buts it's ok..i understand..waise bhi...


SOY RESPONSABLE DE LO QUE TE DIGO,NO DE LO QUE ENTIENDES...


(i am responsible for what i say,not for what you understand)


spanish me is kahawat ko bol mai muskurate hue class se bahar nikal gaya..


B section se nikal mai apni class ki taraf badh chala jahan mere sabhi dost aur khaas kar ANJALI mera wait kar rahe the aur mujhe dekh woh sab turant meri taraf lapke aur phir....


NITS-mila bhai number..mil hi gaya hoga.bhai,sabse pehle number mujhe de... apni class se us RASHI ke saath apni rashi bhidane ka kaam tera bhai hi karega...

MAI-number de deta tujhe bhai par ab tak mila nahi mujhe...


YESS..YESSS..YESSS....


meri baat sun jahan ek taraf NITS ka mooh utar gaya wahin ANJALI meri haar par khushi ke maarne apni jagah par ucchalne lagi.

usko yun fudakdte dekh NAISHA, SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT hasne lag gaye the..


wahin kuch der tak yunhi bandaron ki tarah ucchalte rehne ke baad ANJALI ruki aur meri taraf ghum..


ANJALI-toh the great SANVEER AHARYA challenge lene ke baad haar gaye,haan..!!!

NITS-saale,tere jaane ke baad kitni badi badi baat ki thi maine tere baare me..sabke saamne naak hi kata di tune meri...

ANJALI-so,mr SANVEER AHARYA..maante ho na khudko looser...

MAI-kabhi nahi...aur isse pehle ki tu koi naya faaltu dialogue maare..just wait for some time..

ANJALI-acha..aur usse kya hoga..kya woh ladki khud yahan aakar tujhe apna number..!!!???


EXCUSE ME...SANVEER....


ANJALI ke aakhri shabd bote hi uske thode piche se aayi ye awaaz joki RASHI ki hi thi..

jahan uski awaaz sun ANJALI ka mooh ek dum se band ho gaya wahin RASHI ko dekh NITS ka toh mooh pura ka pura khul chuka tha..

aur aisa hona laazmi bhi tha..RASHI has the looks to die for..

SAMEER, EKPREET aur RAJAT bhi RASHI ko checkout karne me lag chuke the jiski pratikriya me RAJAT ki G.F, NAISHA ne usse pinch bhi kar liya tha..

anyways,in sab se alag RASHI ne jaise hi mujhe pukara,mai ANJALI ki side se hota hua uske saamne jaakar khada ho gaya jispar..


RASHI-hye & class me rude behave karne ke liye sorry... actually subah se itne random bando ne approach kar liya tha ki unka ghussa tumpar nikal gaya...

MAI-strange...random toh mai bhi hun...

RASHI-i don't think so...random bande slangy lines bolkar khudko cool show karte hain,tumne aisa kuch nahi kiya...

MAI-point..

RASHI-by the way i am RASHI SEHGAL...

MAI-SANVEER AHARYA...

RASHI-well that i know..what i want to know is ki are you from spain...or are your parents or either of them from their...???

MAI-nopes..pure indian...

RASHI-so how come itni achi Spanish bol lete ho tum...???

MAI-hahaha..ek sentence bol lene se spanish nahi aa jaati..

RASHI-mai samjhi nahi..

MAI-tumne kaha tha na ki try something better...toh tumhe approach karne se pehle woh quote spanish me rat liya tha maine...

socha kaam kar jaayega...

RASHI-hahahahaha... that's really smart..aur woh kaam kar bhi gaya... friend...!!!


ye bol hand shake ke liye apna haath aage kiya RASHI ne apna jispar maine uska haath pakda aur..


MAI-can i have your number...???

RASHI-ohho..i must say,kaafi tez ho tum...abhi abhi dosti hui aur sidhe number...

MAI-matlab number nahi dogi...??

RASHI-aisa toh nahi kaha maine..phone do apna,mai save kar deti hun...

MAI-ANJALI.. phone do beta apna...


bade pyar se bulaya maine apne piche khunnas me khadi ANJALI ko jisse sun mere sabhi dost hasne lag gaye..


wahin ANJALI ka mobile jo woh apne haath me hi pakdi hui thi,usse jhapat chhin liya maine aur uske thobde ke saamne rakh diya...

face recognition on tha uske phone me aur isiliye face detect karte hi lock khul gaya uska jiske baad mobile RASHI ko pakda diya maine jispar pehle se hairan khadi RASHI ne mujhe dekha aur....


RASHI-tum uska phone kyun de rahe ho mujhe...???

MAI-kyunki tumhara number mujhe nahi,in madam ko chahiye tha...

RASHI-really..but kyun...???

MAI-woh actually madam nayi nayi lesbian me convert hui hain aur tum inki pehli crush ho...


HAHAHAHAHA....

DHABBBBB.....


jahan meri baat sun RASHI ki aankhein badi ho gayi, ek baar phirse baaki sab zoron se hasne lag gaye wahin ANJALI ne maara mere peeth par ek zor ka mukka jispar mai bhi has pada aur..


MAI-baaki ki details ANJALI aur in teeno se le lena..mai late ho raha hun..bye..bye guys....

un sabko bye bol bina aage kuch sune NITS aur SONU ko liye mai wahan se nikal gaya jiske baad..


SAM-dont take him seriously.. actually ANJU ne usse sharth lagayi thi tumhara number laane ki jo woh jeet gaya...

by the way,i am SAMEER..

RASHI-i know..afterall,SIRIUS jaise school ke heart throb ko kaun nahi jaanega...ROHAN aur tum sabse zyada famous ho yahan..

morning se hi sabhi girls tum dono ke baare me hi drool kar rahi hain...


iske baad SAM ne RASHI ko ANJALI, EKPREET,RAJAT aur NAISHA ka bhi proper intro de diya aur phir lage woh sab apne chat par..

toh inhe inki new bonding karne dete hain aur hum chalte hain wapas apne hero ki taraf...



SANEEL'S RESIDENCE....



aaj bhi yahi naam jagmagata tha SANVEER ke ghar ke bahar lage name plate par jiske side me roki NITS ne apni scooty jiske baad...


NITS-MMMMMMMMMM..bhai kya khushbu hai yaar chicken ki..saali bhook badh gayi...

SONU-llakk llakkk shukriya uss mmarre hhue mmurrge kka jjisne isski bbakwass bband kkarwwa di....


school se abhi tak lagatar RASHI ke saath apne future imaginary relationship ke khalayi pulaav pakata aa raha tha NITS jisse finally chicken curry ki khusboo ne viraam laga diya tha..

khair,SONU ki baat sun..


NITS-saala jalta hai ye mere sunahare bhavishya ki kalpana se..par abhi aur koi topic par discussion nahi hoga..

chalo yaaron,pehle chicken pelte hain..sabse pehle mai hi apni pasand ke pieces lunga bata deta hun..

beech me mooh aur haath mat maariyo dono..


ye bol ghar andar bhaagne ko hua NITS jispar..


MAI-rook ja gandu..abhi 15 minute hai chicken banane me...araam se chal...

NITS-lawda 15 minute..tujhe kaise pata...!!!

MAI-andaza lagaya...


ye bol mai un dono ke saath main door ki taraf badh chala..

chota sa par kaafi beautiful ghar tha mera..

single storey 2 bhk ghar jiski shuruwat hoti thi ek chote se aangan se..angan me bana tha ek chota sa garden jisme gulab ke teen varient,red,pink aur white colour ke poudhe lage hue the...

saath hi saath arabian jasmine (mongra) ke bhi kayi poudhe lage the aangan ke dono taraf...

aangan ke end par the woh 8 stairs jinhe chadh main door ke paas jaaya jaata tha..

main door se enter karte hi ek meduim size hall jiske centre end me meri is ghar me sabse pyari chiz rakhi hui thi..

AQUARIUM jo mom ne aaj se 3 saal pehle mere birthday ke din kharida tha..

sofa aur dusri saaj sajja ki chizon ke saath hall me hi ek dining hall bhi laga tha jahan normally raat ko hi jab mom aur mai ek saath ghar par hote the, saath baith kar dinner karte the but occasionally, jaise ki aaj jab unki field trip joki DOIWALA me thi,MAA jaati thi toh unka return dopahar me hi ho jaata tha sur sise me lunch bhi hum saath hi karte the...

anyways, main door joki khula hua hi tha,usse hote hue hum andar hall me pahunche jahan pehle hi chicken banane waali kadchi aur apni sadabahar smile liye meri maa hamare taraf hi mooh kiye khadi thi aur hume ya phir ye kahun ki mujhe dekh unki woh smile aur badh gayi..

aage badhne se pehle is pehle chapter ki sabse behatarin character, MRS VERONICA PAUL AHARYA ka intro ho jaaye..


(VERONICA PAUL AHARYA..naam aur pehle surname se hi pata chal gaya hoga aap sabko ki christian hain ye...

waise shadi ke baad apna surname sirf AHARYA karna chahti thi ye but dad ne aisa unhe karne nahi diya...anyways, VERONICA PAUL AHARYA ka facial description chand lafzon me nahi kiya jaa sakta...

khubsurti ki aakhri hadh hain ye..ek line me bolun toh agar kisi GODDESS ko human face diya jaaye toh woh kuch inki tarah hi dikhengi...

5.8 height,rang kashmiri fair jisme halki natural pinkish radiance mixed thi,inke vyaktitv ko aur nikhar deta tha...

40 ki umar hai filhal inki par dekh kar koi nahi keh sakta ki inka SANVEER jaisa bada beta hoga..

inke pati ki death ke baad najaane kitne hi logon ne approach kiya inhe shaadi ke liye par inhone sabko mana kar diya..

inka inke bete ke saath relationship aisa hai ki dekhne waalon ko yahi lagta hai ki SANVEER ko VERONICA se behter MAA mil hi nahi sakti thi joki sach bhi tha aur SANVEER is baat se ittefaq bhi rakhta tha but kehta aur dikhata kabhi nahi tha.

SANVEER ka ghussa,uski stubbornness bhi jaise ye handle karti thi,woh kabile taarif tha.. profession se ye B.O.B ki DEHRADUN DISTRICT bank me SCALE 3 FIELD OFFICER thi..

75 thousand salary thi inki jisse 6 thousand toh P.F aur baaki investment plans me chala jaata tha par inka sabse bada kharch joki 40 thousand har mahine ka tha,woh hota tha SANVEER ki monthly fees me...

bohot hi simple life jeeti thi ye aur kabhi khudpar koi bhi kharch karne se pehle inhe bas SANVEER ke expenses ki chinta rehti thi...

toh ye tha MRS VERONICA PAUL AHARYA ka ek chota sa intro..baaki toh kahani ke aage badhne ke saath saath inhe aap aur behatar samajh hi jaayenge....


isiliye filhal ke liye BACK TO THE STORY:-



HELLO AUNTY...HHELLO AAUNNTY...



maa ko dekhte hi SONU aur NITS ne unhe wish kiya jispar ek pyari si smile dete hue..


MAA-hello bacchon..chicken banane me bas 10 se 15 minute aur lagenge.. tab tak freshen up...

chicken ke baare me jo maine bataya tha,wahi MAA ne bhi bataya jisse sun..

NITS-gazab lounde... calculation toh ekdum sahi baitha tera...


dheere se fusfusaya NITS mere kaano me..wahin is beech mom hamare paas aa chuki thi jiske baad...


MAA-hello my baby..kaisa hai mera champ....???


apne left hand se mere baal ko bigadte hua mere gaalon ko chum kahi ye baat maa ne jispar..


MAI-MAA,not my hair..kitne baar bola hai mat kiya karo aise...and stop kissing me..mai 5 saal ka nahi hun ab...


mooh banate hue ye saari baat boli maine aur bag sofe par fekh wahin baith saamne table par rakhi bottle se paani peena laga jispar..


NITS-saale tujhe pata nahi hai ki kitna lucky hai tu jo aunty tujhe itna pyar se chum kar greet karti hai..

ek meri maa hai jo har baar mera swagat koi na koi gaali dekar hi karti hai...

MAI-ab teri shakl hi aisi hai toh isme aunty ka kya kasoor...

maa,jaldi karo naa,bhukh tez lag rahi hai..


maa jo humari baaton ko sun bas muskura rahi thi, meri aakhri baat sun jaise unhe achanak se hi chicken ki yaad aayi aur..


MAA-arre,mai bhi naa...bas 10 minute baitho baccho..lunch completely ready ho jaayega...

SONNU-nnahhi nnahhi aaunnty..isski bbat mmat ssuno...

jjitnna timme lagnna hhai,laggne ddo..humm waitt kkarrengge..

NITS-aur nahi toh kya...???saale, aunty aaj hi trip ae aayi hai aur aate hi khana bhi banane lag gayi aur tujhe aur jaldi padi hai..

araam se hoga sab..bhuk zyada lag rahi hai toh bahar jaake khaale kuch...

MAI-whatever..mai chala fresh hone...

MAA-tum dono bhi fresh ho jaao beta...

SONU-nnahhi aunnty..hhum ppehle aappkki hhellp kkarennge...

NITS-exactly...

MAA-uski zaroorat nahi hai bacchon..sab kuch ho hi gaya hai..

NITS-phir bhi..hum toh madad karenge matlab karenge..aur aap mana nahi karengi...

MAA-theek hai bhai..chalo, plates nikalne me madad kar do tum dono..

NITS-now that's more like it..


ye bol MAA,NITS aur SONU ek saath kitchen me chale gaye..


jahan MAA chicken me kadchi chalane lagi wahin andar store room se NITS aur SONU plates nikalne lage aur is dauran..


NITS-aap kitne baje aaye aunty..???

MAA-bas beta,1 ghanta hua hai..

NITS-really..aur aate hi khana banane lag gayi aap...aur woh bhi chicken.... matlab aap market bhi gayi...

kya zaroorat thi iski...???

MAA-relax baccho..mujhe SANVY ke liye khana banana acha lagta hai..

infact apne field trips me bhi mujhe bas yahi baat khalti hai ki SANVY ko khud apne liye khana banana padega..

aur rahi baat chicken ki toh woh mujhe laane ki zaroorat hi nahi padi...

SANVY ko maalum tha ki kuch bhi ho jaaye,mai aate hi uske liye khaana aur khaas kar chicken joki tum dono ki hi tarah, uski bhi favourite hai,banaungi hi...

chicken shop morning 6 baje hi khul jaata hai..SANVY ussi time jaakar chicken le aaya tha..

waise aaj SANVY school late pahuncha tha naa...

NITS-haan,aapko kaise pata..???

MAI-rice,daal aur uske haathon ki bani meri favourite dish PANEER PASANDA jo bana rahe the janab subah se..

late toh hoga hi...


MAA ki baat sun NITS aur SONU ek dusre ko dekhne lage jiske baad..


NITS-is saale ko bachpan se jaanta hun mai par kya kabhi isse samajh bhi paaunga mai...


jahan NITS ki baat par mom bas smile karne lag gayi wahin SONU ke man me kuch sawal the jo usne khudme daba kar rakhe the par woh aaj puchna chah raha tha woh saare sawal aur isiliye...


SONU-aunntty,aggar aappkko bburra nna llage ttoh mmai kkucch ppucchhun...???

MAA-tumhe bhumika baandhne ki zaroorat nahi hai SONU..tum mere liye SANVY se kam nahi ho.jo puchna hai pucho...???

SONU-SANVY kkabbhi bbhi appne dad kke barre mme bbaat nnahi kkarta...

shhurru shhurru mme hhum jjab usse unnkke bbarrre mme ppuchte tthe ttoh wwoh ya ttoh bbaat gghuma ddeta ttha yya nnarraz hho jjata tha...

kkayi bbaar mmaine usse hall mme lagi uncle kki photto ko ddekhkkar bbhi anndekkha kkarte ppaya hhai..

aissa kkyun....???


SONU ki baat par mom ke face par hamesha se dikhne waali smile ek pal ke liye gayab ho gayi aur ye dekh SONU ko laga jaise usne kuch GALATH puch liya tha aur isiliye..


SONU-aunnty,aggar mmaine kkoi GGALATHH...

MAA-aisa kuch nahi hai beta..bas,unka zikr hua toh unka face aankhon ke aage ghum gaya..

SANVY naraaz hai apne dad se isiliye unki baat ya zikr ko neglect kar deta hai...

NITS-naraaz hai...!!!par kyun...!!!

MAA-SANEEL ek accident me guzre the..

NITS-hume pata hai aunty..bas itna hi bataya hai uncle ki death ke baare me SANVY ne hume..

MAA-jaanti hun..kyunki puri baat woh hai jiski wajah se woh apne dad se naraaz hai...

darasal jis accident me SANEEL guzre the,woh accident asal me unke best friend ka tha aur unhi ko bachane ke liye SANEEL beech me kood pade the...

kisi aur ke hisse ka mout unhone khudke gale laga liya tha aur isiliye SANVY naraz hai unse..

usse lagta hai jaise SANEEL ne apne us dost ko mujhse aur usse upar rakha..

kisi aur ki mout ko khudke liye chunte waqt unhone ek baar bhi mere aur unke bete ke baare me nahi socha...

NITS-strange... SANVY aisa sochta hai jabki woh khud kayi baar mere aur SONU ke liye kisi se bhi bhid jaata hai bina ye soche ki isse usko kitna khatra ho sakta hai...

MAA-kyunki us waqt woh ek dost ki tarah sochta hai par jab baat SANEEL ki aati hai toh woh ek bete ki logics lagata hai..

ye dono baap bete ek se hi hain par SANVY is sach ko maanana nahi chahta aur mai is fact ko uspar impose nahi karna chahti...

apne me hi khoye hue maano apne late husband aur bete ko ek hi frame me dekh rahi hon,kahi ye baat MAA ne jisne SONU ke sawalon ko jaise ek jhatke me hi rok sa diya..


wahin mahoul ko serious dekh uska rookh modhe ke liye..


NITS-waise aunty ek baat jhooth boli aapne...


NITS ke is naye sawal se naa sirf MAA apne khayalon se bahar aa gayi balki unke face ki woh swabhavik smile bhi lout aayi aur..

MAA-ab maine kaun sa jhooth bol diya bhala...!!!!????

NITS-aapne aapke is special chettinad chicken ko SANVY ka favourite bataya par aisa toh hai hi nahi..

MAA-acha.. aur tumhe aisa kyun lagta hai...???

NITS-common aunty..ye toh obvio hi hai..humne yahan uske saath baithkar saikdon baar aapki ye dish khaayi hai.

aur jab bhi khayi hai,taarif ki hai woh bhi nonstop..

par aaj tak SANVY ne toh kabhi taarif toh door ki baat hai, chicken acha bana hai,ye tak nahi kaha..

jab bhi pucha hai aapne toh har baar bas itna hi bola hai usne"hmm,theek hai"...


SANVY ki nakal karte hue kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar uske bhi gaal kheench liye MAA ne aur phir..


MAA-SANVY ne har baar taarif ki hai..bas tumne dekhi nahi...

NITS-hain..!!!ab ye kya baat hui..??? waise aunty,taarif bol kar ki jaati hai,dekh kar nahi...

MAA-par SANVY dikha kar karta hai.. chicken ka first bite lete hue uski aankhein taste lete hue band ho jaati hain aur phir aati hai uske face par ek million dollars smile joki mere liye sabse bada compliment hota hai..

ab baatein chhodo aur plates lekar jaldi chalo..


SANVY already dining table par baith gaya hoga...

ye bol chicken waali puri kadhayi ko hi do kapdon ki madad se uthate hue MAA hall ki taraf badh chali...

unke piche piche plates liye SONU aur NITS bhi chal pade..

aur jaisa MAA ne kaha tha,scene waisa hi tha..

mai already dining table par apni permanent jagah yaani mom ki seat joki centre me head of the family ki hoti hai,uske left me baith chuka tha...

aur ye dekh..


NITS-baith gaya tika ke..aisa nahi ki kitchen aakar thodi help kar de...

MAI-tum dono ko kyun laaya mai phir...chalo jaldi karo,bhuk tez lag rahi hai...

DHAMMM..

mere aisa bolte tak ek ek mukka meri peeth par chipka diya saalon ne jispar peeth chair par ragadte hue dono ko gaali dene laga par normal waali..

ab maa ke saamne toh apna sabse bada hunar,shudh vaani ki bouchar nahi kar sakta tha naa..

anyways,kuch hi der me mom aur NITS,SONU ne milkar rice,paneer pasanda,daal fry,saladh aur mom's special CHETTINAD CHICKEN CURRY table par laga diya tha..


NITS aur SONU theek mere opposite mom ke right ki taraf baithe the..

jahan mom hum teeno ki plate me baari baari saari dishes daal rahi thi, wahin NITS aur SONU ka toh pura dhyan mere upar hi tha..

REASON...

mom ki mere baare me boli gayi theory jo check karni thi unhe..wahi chicken khaate waqt bolkar nahi,facial expressions se dikhakar taarif karne waali...

khair,hum teeno ko serve karne ke baad mai utha aur mom ki plate me saare dishes daalne laga...

unke liye jo maine morning me hi unka favourite PANEER PADSANDA banaya tha aur jisse woh abhi garam karkar laayi thi,usse alag chote se plate me daala maine..

aur mere aisa karte hi mom baaki saare dishes se pehle spoon utha PANEER hi taste karne lagi aur ye dekh maine turant ek glaas paani bhar unke aage kar diya jisse dekh...


NITS-abbe aunty ko theek se khaane toh de..pehle hi paani kyun aage kar raha hai...

MAI-khud hi dekh le...

HICH...HICH....


PANEER mooh me daalte hi MAA ko aayi tez hichki jiske baad unhone turant mere haath se paani ka glass liya aur paani peene lagi..

wahin ye sab dekh NITS aur SONU bohot hairan hue aur..


NITS-tujhe kaise maalum tha ki aunty ko hichki aane waali hai...???

MAI-jab bhi ye chawal se pehle kuch bhi masaledaar chiz pehle khaati hain toh inhe hichki aati hai aur khaaskar tab jab breakfast theek se naa kiya ho..

haina MAA...


ghurkar dekha MAA ko maine ye aakhri baat karte hue jispar mom muskurayi aur..


MAA-woh DOIWALA highway ke paas ek naya B.O.B branch banane waala hai..ussi plot ke inspection ke liye jaana tha mujhe toh early morning nikalna pada...

isiliye bas light hi khaya tha kuch..

MAI-bhaad me gaya aapka kaam..pehle bhi bola hai maine ki health pehle dekha karo aap..


turant bhadka mai par mera aisa reaction MAA aur SONU,NITS ke liye bhi common tha isiliye mom ke saathwoh dono bhi muskura diye..

MAA ne hamesha ki tarah mere baal bigadte hue sorry bola mujhe jispar bina kuch bole chicken ka ek piece utha liya maine..

mom toh har baar mere is moment ko dekhti thi par aaj unse kayi guna zyada curiousity ke saath NITS aur SONU mujhe dekh rahe the..

unhe janana tha jo mom ne kaha,woh sach hai ya nahi..

par MAA kabhi GALATH hoti hai bhala...!!!

chicken khaate hi aankh band ho chuki thi meri aur agle hi pal jis smile ko dekhne ke liye maa itni mehnat se ye dish banati hai,woh chaa gayi mere pure face par jisse dekh ek taraf MAA khush ho gayi wahin SONU kabhi mujhe dekhte toh kabhi MAA ko...

MAA apne bete ki har harkat se uski har bhaavna pehchaan leti hai aur beta...

usse woh pal tak pata hai jab uski maa ko hichki aane waali hoti hai...

in dono hi bhaavon ko mehsoos sa kar rahe the is waqt woh dono aur saath hi saath man ke andar gunj se rahe the unke ye shabd...




dikhate kuch bhi nahi par dikh SAB JAATA HAI....

ye prem ka niwala hai,bade araam se KHILAATA HAI....

shayad issi paak-e-mohhobbat se rakhi hogi kisine ibaadat ki neev....

aise samarpan se hi toh RAB,RAB KEHLAATA HAI....











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V....J.....

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