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PLACE-SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE....
PLACE INFO----
(SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE)...
SLOGAN..."THE PLACE WHERE CHAMPIONS ARE ELEVATED TO BECOME LEGENDS"....
1921 me DEHRADUN aur MASOORI ke beech mountain outskirts ke beech kareeb 50 acre ke dimension me bana SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE apne aap me ek misaal hai...
I.C.S.E syllabus and pattern ke antargath aane waala THE SIRUIS dehradun hi kya,pure india ke top 20 schools and colleges me darj karata hai apna naam....
india ke har state se aate hain bacche is dignified school aur college me padhne joki apne aap me hi ek nayi duniya se kam nahi hai....
kareeb 3000 students padhte hain SIRIUS ke SCHOOL me aur college me students ki sankhya 4000 se bhi zyada hai...
har class me 100 se zyada bacche hain aur isiliye hi har class ko 2 ya phir 3 section me convert kiya gaya hai..
ACADEMICS,SPORTS & STUDY...school me hone waale in teeno he departments ka hadh se zyada craze hai SIRIUS me....
yahi reason hai ki jitne bhi students in teeno departments me sabse upar hote hain,they are treated like celebrities in THE SIRIUS...
SCHOLARS aur SUPER RICH bacchon ka sangam hai SIRIUS jiske teachers bhi apne aap me super efficient, talented aur interestingly ajeeb bhi hain...
toh ye tha hamari is nayi kahani ke first chapter ka sabse important BASE...THE SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE jiska info ab aap sabke paas hai aur isiliye chaliye ab shuru karte hain ek super thrill, competence aur excitement se bhare hue "GALATH" ka first chapter....
CHAPTER-1
(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)
UPDATE-1
" APRIL 1/2019 "
PLACE-THE SIRIUS...
FIRST DAY OF THE NEW SESSION.....
WAKEY WAKEY,EGGS AND BAKEYYYY.....SIRIUS......(slang words to say goodmorning)
TEACHERS,STUDENTS, GUYS,GALS OF ALL AGES..
PEOPLE WHO LIVE NEAR BY AND FROM DIFFERENT PLACES...
PUT ON YOUR SHOES & TIGHT UP YOUR LACES...
SMILE AND POP IN,ITS SIRIUS AFTERALL,IT ALWAYS EMBRACES......
FELLAS, IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST ASSEMBLY..SO ASSEMBLEEEEEEE....
IN THE GREAT HALL....
school me chaaron taraf lage bade bade speakers me SIRIUS school ki arts department ke personal radio jokey KELVIN MICHAEL ke welcome words the ye jo gunj uthe the pure SIRIUS me jisse sun jahan ek taraf purane sabhi students ke faces par smile naach uthi thi wahin jitne bhi naye students the,unke kadam is nayi gigantic,total happening aur super modern school me rakhne ke baad nervousness ki wajah se aur zyada kaampne lage the...
but, with all the mixed feelings, assembly me toh jaana hi tha, isiliye sabhi students fouran the great hall ki taraf chal pade...
ASSEMBLY:-
GOOD MORNING STUDENTS AND I WELCOME ALL THE NEW AND OLD STUDENTS TO THIS FRESH CALENDAR YEAR IN SIRIUS...
GOD'S PRAYER, HYMNS, COUNTRY PLEDGE and finally NATIONAL ANTHEM ke baad gunji thi ye awaaz saare students ke saamne khadi SIRIUS SCHOOL'S principal ki...
(INTRO:-RANJANA MATTHEWS..the principal of SIRIUS,SCHOOL DIVISION...ab inke baare me kya bolun..mid forties ki ek beautiful women hain ye.. saath hi saath super inteligent bhi..after all oxford return jo hain ye..
aur woh bhi ek nahi,do do MASTER'S DEGREE ke saath..she has a master degree on LITERATURE as well as a MASTER'S DEGREE on SOCIAL PSYCHOLOGY...human behaviour,unke hidden secrets ko guess karne ka hunar hai inke paas......)
BACK TO THE STORY:-
RANJANA-kya aapko pata hai the meaning of SIRIUS...???!!!
STUDENTS-THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE NIGHT SKY....
purane students jinhe apne principal ke is sawal ka jawab pata tha,un sabki awaaz ek saath gunji jiske baad..
RANJANA-exactly..the brightest star in the night sky.. aur kyunki aap sab is integral aur respected school ka hissa hain, isiliye you all are also that shining star..
aur yahi hamare school ka logo aur moto bhi hai..
SIRIUS is the place where champions are elevated to become legends"....
but to be that,the most important thing is discipline...and i expect each and everyone of you to be very disciplined.
students ke us mele ke beech bhi kuch khaas notorious students par eye roll karte hue kahi ye baat PRINCIPAL RANJANA ne jiske baad assembly dissolve ho gayi aur saare students line barkarar rakhte hue apni apni classes ki taraf badh chale par is beech...
ROHAN,WE NEED TO TALK...THE GAME HALL... RIGHT NOW....
ye thi SAMEER CHANDER ki awaaz jisne apne hi class par dusre section ke ek ladke ROHAN MALHOTRA se kahi ye baat aur aisa bol woh ussi GAME HALL ki taraf badh gaya..
INTRO:-SAMEER CHANDER urf SAM... a very handsome guy..but more importantly,the heart throb of SIRIUS.... academics ho,study ho yaa phir the most important thing of SIRIUS, SPORTS, SAMEER CHANDER is the best of SIRIUS....
saath hi saath kaafi dabang bhi hai ye, apne group ka jisme 50 se zyada ladke aur ladkiyan thi,uska leader hai SAM...
SIRIUS school division ke lagbhag sabhi students yaa toh SAM ki respect karte hain yaa phir usse darte hain ya phir teesra option chunte the...
ROHAN MALHOTRA.....
again a very good looking guy and at the same time,SAM ka direct rival... academics me, study me aur sports me agar SIRIUS me SAMEER ko koi challenge kar sakta hai,toh woh hai ROHAN MALHOTRA urf RO....
haan, winning percentage SAMEER ka ROHAN se zyada hai but woh margin bohot kam hai..
aur isiliye jitne friends, followers aur fans SAM ke hain, lagbhag utne hi ROHAN ke bhi hain...
BACK TO THE STORY:-
ROHAN-well,well,well..yahan toh puri gang moujud hai...brawl ke liye ye GAME HALL chota nahi pad jaayega....
ANJALI UDAASI,SAMS GF,EK PREET SINGH BAL,RAJAT AGRAWAL,NAISHA SINGHANIA,RAJAT'S GF...
in sabhi ko ek saath game hall me dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat ROHAN ne jispar..
SAM-just cut the crap ROHAN...pehle bhi bol chuka hun,phir bol raha hun, zabardasti mera raasta kaatna band kar de...
apni ungli saamne khade ROHAN ki taraf karte hue kahi thi ye baat SAMEER ne jispar..
ROHAN-raasta kaatna...??? abbe mai koi billi hun jo tera raasta kaatunga..
SAM-stop playing ROHAN...pure holidays me tune aur tere bandon ne jaan bujh kar mere bandon ko continously poke kiya hai,toh stop doing it or..
ROHAN-or what..haan...kar kya lega tu...???beta,teri hoshiyari aur dhouns sirf school gate ke andar tak hai,par meri pure dehradun me...
jo chaahe karunga mai,ukhaad le jo ukhaadna hai..
SAM-teri toh saale...
EKPREET-SAM,see around...
ROHAN ko punch karne ke liye SAMEER aage badhne hi waala tha ki tabhi piche se EKPREET ki awaaz padi uske kaano me jiske baad jab usne nazar ghumayi toh paaya ki GAME ZONE ke kul 6 entries se 7 log nikalkar uski hi taraf aa rahe the..
ye saathon ROHAN ke group ke ladke the aur kaafi tagde bhi...
un saathon ko dekh jahan SAMEER ne apne kadam halke piche liye wahin ek devilish smile ke saath ROHAN SAMEER ki taraf badha aur theek uske saamne pahunch...
ROHAN-beta,ucchalna kam kar de...warna itna pelunga ki naa toh dhang se khade ho paayega aur naahi thik se baith paayega...
TOH PEL KE DIKHA NA BHOSDIKE...AUR TU KYA ISKI DIALOGUE BAAZI JHEL RAHA HAI...
"MAAR MADARCHOD KO".....
ek tez awaaz ya phir ye kahun ki KISIKI PERSONAL TAKIYA KALAM gunji HALL ke door ki taraf se jisse sun jahan ek taraf SAMEER, EKPREET aur RAJAT ke tensed faces par smile naach uthi, dusri taraf ANJALI aur NAISHA ne apne sir par haath maar diya wahin teesri taraf ROHAN aur uske saaton bande jo ab tak super confident dikh rahe the,achanak se hi un sabke chehre par baaja baj chuke the...
darte hue woh sab piche mude aur aisa hote hi saamne khade saksh ko dekh unke chehre par jo 12 baje the,woh 24 me badal chuke the..
REASON...
un sabke piche khada tha,SANVEER AHARYA....
aur "MAAR MAARADCHOD KO" hai in bhai sahab ka woh personal takiyakalaam jo kisi ko maarne se pehle ye chillakar bolte hain...
scene aage badhane se pehle, chaliye,is kahani ke nayak ka intro ho jaaye,toh bada hai,par zaroori bhi hai...
naam toh aap jaante hi hain...SANVEER AHARYA...son of THE LATE SANEEL AHARYA and mother VERONICA PAUL AHARYA...
inke first board exam me abhi 1 saal baaki hai but phir bhi janab ki height 5.8 cross kar chuki hai..
dubla patla above average look waala banda hai apna SANVEER AHARYA....but jawline jis tarah se develop ho raha hai iska,agar janab ka sharir bhar jaaye aur face par halka fat aa jaaye toh he will be transformed into a super hot guy who's looks would be something to die for..
anyways, SANVEER bhi SAMEER ke class me hi hai aur uska best friend bhi..
but most importantly,SANVEER SIRIUS ka woh eklouta aisa banda hai jo sabke saamne bhi SAMEER ka mazak udaa sakta hai..
but unlike SAMEER, ACADEMICS, SPORTS aur even STUDY me apna SANVEER average student hi hai...
agar sab chizon ko summerize karkar bolun toh SANVEER ek zindadil,life ko enjoy karne waala,on the scale 100,90 percent perfect banda hai who's quite perfect to hangout with...
haan,mooh chod bada tagda hai ye...behes me in mahashay se jeetna mushkil hi nahi naamumkin hai...
acche accho ke kaan se bas apne zubaan se hi khoon nikal sakte hain ye...
par ye hunar bhi iske 90 percent "SAHI" hone ka hi hissa hai..
par bacha 10 percent...woooo... that's something no one should mess with..
kyunki us 10 percent me aata hain SANVEER ka GHUSSA...wahi expression jiski wajah se abhi chal rahe scene me RONIT and party ki fati hui hai...
aisa nahi hai ki SANVEER koi trained martial artist yaa koi strong fighter hai..
ek behadh hi simple banda hai apna SANVEER..but iska ghussa utna hi complicated aur negetive hai...
aur woh isiliye kyunki SANVEER ke ghusse ki koi HADH nahi...aar ya paar waale tarj par apna ghussa nikalta hai ye...
fark nahi padta ki saamne ladka hai ya ladki.. bhidne waala ek banda hai ya phir 10 ki toli...
ye janab sabse akele hi bhid jaate hai aur tab tak bhide hi rehte hain jab tak yaa toh saamne waala ya waale rahen yaa phir ye...
luckily aaj tak kisiko jaan se nahi maara isne par ye sirf isiliye possible ho paaya kyunki har baar koi na koi geniune banda aur zyadatar iski mom ne aakar beech bachav kiya hai us ladhayi ka..
but sabse important baat jo ghusse me iska sabse bada hathiyar bhi hai..woh ye hai ki jab ye bhai sahab ghussa hote hain toh us waqt inka dimag saamne waale ko nuksaan pahunchane ke liye itna zyada focused rehta hai ki inki body par aaye har chot aur us chot se hone waale dard ka ehsaas tak nahi hota inhe..
aur yahi main reason hai ROHAN aur uske doston ka SANVEER se darne ka..aaj se do saal pehle in saare mahanubhavon se bhid chuka hai SANVEER woh bhi akele..
infact akela paakar hi ghera tha in sabne isse..
us ladhayi me SANVEER ka left haath fracture ho gaya tha, sir par,pair par,chest aur back par bhi bohot se chot aur ghaaw aaye the but us waqt ladhayi ke beech isse kuch pata hi nahi chala..
lagbhagh 30 minute se bhi zyada in sabhi se akele ladhte raha SANVEER aur aadhe ghante baad kisi ke through pata chalne par jab SANVEER ki mom us ladhayi waale spot par pahunchi toh tab tak ROHAN aur uske saaton saathi zamin par gire pade the...
SANVEER ki haalath beshak kharab thi par un sabki condition khudse zyada buri kar chuka tha SANVEER..
aur jab uski mom wahan pahunchi aur unhone SANVEER ko rukne ke liye kaha tab jaakar kahin woh rooka aur aisa karte hi woh saara zabt kiya hua dard ek jhatke me bahar aaya aur woh behosh ho gaya...
bottom line..jab SANVEER ghussa hota hai toh naa woh paagal hota hai aur naahi sanki,woh in dono bhi bhaavo se ek kadam aur upar uth ban jaata hai "GALATH"...
BACK TO THE STORY:-
ROHAN-abbe bhosdike tune toh bola tha ki SANVY school nahi aaya hai...
JIMMY-mother swear bhai..school bus me nahi tha ye aur naahi assembly me dikha tha..
CHATTAKH..CHATTAKKHHH.
CHATAKKKKHH..BHAKKKK..BHAKKKK...
jimmy ke apni baat bolte tak MAI ROHAN ke paas pahunch chuka tha jispar woh hadbada gaya aur mujhse kuch bolne ko hua par tabhi continously chala mera haath..
ek ke baad ek teen tamache jade maine usse aur ye dekh uska chamcha jimmy beech bachav ke liye aage badha par tabhi maine uske chaati par maara apna pair jispar woh piche ki taraf gir pada..
ROHAN-dekh SANVY..hum yahan ladhne nahi aaye the...ye SAM ne hi mujhe..
MAI-chup laude...mootna aata nahi, chodna sikhayega tu...bhosadchodi ke..
maana, mujhe aane me thodi deri hui par itna late toh nahi hua tha mai ki tu bete se baap hi ban jaaye...
jhaantu,rook...aaj tera pura hisaab ek saath pura karta hun mai...
ye bol pool table par rakhi CUE uthayi maine par tabhi...
ROHAN aur uske saathon dost exit ki taraf bhaage aur ye dekh..
MAI-bhaag madarchod bhaag..aaj tujhe teri class me hi nibtaunga mai..
ye bol mai bhi bhaaga par pehle se hi exit me khade teachers ki position check karte EKPREET ne pakda mujhe aur..
EKPREET-shaant ho jaa bhai..school me hain hum..yahan kisi ko khule me maarega toh suspend nahi sidha resticate hoga tu...
MAI-ghante ka resticate..khudko bachana aata hai mujhe..tu hat loude..
SAM-haan bhai SANVY..tune pehle bhi kisi tarah khudko safe kiya hai aur i am sure ki ab bhi kar lega...
but think bro..in sabke beech aunty ko firse yahan aana padega aur princi se sunani padegi...
and i don't think you want that..isiliye cool it buddy..
in saalon ko phir kabhi dekh lenge...
mom ka naam sunte hi shaant ho chuka tha mai..
aage kuch kaha nahi maine aur EKPREET jo ab bhi mujhe kisi tarah pakde khada tha,usse alag ho class ki taraf badh gaya aur ye dekh..
SAMEER-abbe ek hi class me hain hum sab.. hamare liye toh rook...
MAI-toh raasta bhi pata hoga naa..aa jaaiyo...
jahan ye bol mai tezi se aage badh chuka tha wahin meri baat sun muskurate hue SAM aur baaki chaaron bhi uske saath class ki taraf chal pade aur is beech...
ANJALI-baby...mujhe samajh nahi aata ki ye looser SANVY tumhe itna kuch bol jaata hai and why you never react..??
you are the heart throb of SIRIUS.. everybody respects you but ye SANVY...
ye tumhe kabhi bhi,kisi ke bhi saamne ulta sidha kuch bhi bol deta hai aur tum bas smile karte rehte ho..
is middle class average looser me dikhta kya hai tumhe jo isse apna best friend maante ho...???
aur tu EKPREET..kya zaroorat thi usse rokne ki...jaane deta usse ROHAN ke piche...acha hi hota,is baar toh pakka resticate hota woh....
SAM-babes.. first of all, friendship me paise nahi dekhe jaate..
and yes,SANVY is my best buddy aur isiliye woh kuch bhi bol sakta hai mujhe...
EKPREET-aur rahi baat uske resticate hone ki toh mat bhul ANJU ki SANVY ne pehle bhi kayi kaand kiya hain aur woh bhi openly..
but har baar he escapes...aur woh bhi bina kisiki madad ke..
RAJAT-true...saale ke paas har baar kuch na kuch jugaad hota hai bachne ka...
NAISHA-jugaad nahi babes,loop holes...SANVY loopholes dhundne me master hai...
woh loopholes dhundh araam se bach jaata hai...
aur sabse important baat.. mat bhulo ki he is the favourite student of our respected PRINCIPAL MRS RANJANA MATTHEWS..
ANJALI-ab ye ek aur baat hai jo mai kabhi samajh nahi paayi...why the hell does our PRINCIPAL likes an average student like SANVY...
for god sake,he is good for nothing...
SAM-oh,just cut the crap yaar..baaki sab chhodo,bas itna yaad rakho ki aaj,he saved our bloody asses...
baaki saari baaton ko chaar line me lapeto toh...
koi bhi yahan doodh ka dhula NAHI HAI......
par aaj usne hume bachaya hai,sach bas YAHI HAI....
haan,kahin kahin zaroor GALATH hai mera yaar magar...
SANVY ke thode se GALATH hone se zyada kuch bhi SAHI NAHI HAI.....
AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....
AAPKA APNA V...J....
PLACE-SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE....
PLACE INFO----
(SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE)...
SLOGAN..."THE PLACE WHERE CHAMPIONS ARE ELEVATED TO BECOME LEGENDS"....
1921 me DEHRADUN aur MASOORI ke beech mountain outskirts ke beech kareeb 50 acre ke dimension me bana SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE apne aap me ek misaal hai...
I.C.S.E syllabus and pattern ke antargath aane waala THE SIRUIS dehradun hi kya,pure india ke top 20 schools and colleges me darj karata hai apna naam....
india ke har state se aate hain bacche is dignified school aur college me padhne joki apne aap me hi ek nayi duniya se kam nahi hai....
kareeb 3000 students padhte hain SIRIUS ke SCHOOL me aur college me students ki sankhya 4000 se bhi zyada hai...
har class me 100 se zyada bacche hain aur isiliye hi har class ko 2 ya phir 3 section me convert kiya gaya hai..
ACADEMICS,SPORTS & STUDY...school me hone waale in teeno he departments ka hadh se zyada craze hai SIRIUS me....
yahi reason hai ki jitne bhi students in teeno departments me sabse upar hote hain,they are treated like celebrities in THE SIRIUS...
SCHOLARS aur SUPER RICH bacchon ka sangam hai SIRIUS jiske teachers bhi apne aap me super efficient, talented aur interestingly ajeeb bhi hain...
toh ye tha hamari is nayi kahani ke first chapter ka sabse important BASE...THE SIRIUS SCHOOL & COLLEGE jiska info ab aap sabke paas hai aur isiliye chaliye ab shuru karte hain ek super thrill, competence aur excitement se bhare hue "GALATH" ka first chapter....
CHAPTER-1
(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)
UPDATE-1
" APRIL 1/2019 "
PLACE-THE SIRIUS...
FIRST DAY OF THE NEW SESSION.....
WAKEY WAKEY,EGGS AND BAKEYYYY.....SIRIUS......(slang words to say goodmorning)
TEACHERS,STUDENTS, GUYS,GALS OF ALL AGES..
PEOPLE WHO LIVE NEAR BY AND FROM DIFFERENT PLACES...
PUT ON YOUR SHOES & TIGHT UP YOUR LACES...
SMILE AND POP IN,ITS SIRIUS AFTERALL,IT ALWAYS EMBRACES......
FELLAS, IT'S TIME FOR THE FIRST ASSEMBLY..SO ASSEMBLEEEEEEE....
IN THE GREAT HALL....
school me chaaron taraf lage bade bade speakers me SIRIUS school ki arts department ke personal radio jokey KELVIN MICHAEL ke welcome words the ye jo gunj uthe the pure SIRIUS me jisse sun jahan ek taraf purane sabhi students ke faces par smile naach uthi thi wahin jitne bhi naye students the,unke kadam is nayi gigantic,total happening aur super modern school me rakhne ke baad nervousness ki wajah se aur zyada kaampne lage the...
but, with all the mixed feelings, assembly me toh jaana hi tha, isiliye sabhi students fouran the great hall ki taraf chal pade...
ASSEMBLY:-
GOOD MORNING STUDENTS AND I WELCOME ALL THE NEW AND OLD STUDENTS TO THIS FRESH CALENDAR YEAR IN SIRIUS...
GOD'S PRAYER, HYMNS, COUNTRY PLEDGE and finally NATIONAL ANTHEM ke baad gunji thi ye awaaz saare students ke saamne khadi SIRIUS SCHOOL'S principal ki...
(INTRO:-RANJANA MATTHEWS..the principal of SIRIUS,SCHOOL DIVISION...ab inke baare me kya bolun..mid forties ki ek beautiful women hain ye.. saath hi saath super inteligent bhi..after all oxford return jo hain ye..
aur woh bhi ek nahi,do do MASTER'S DEGREE ke saath..she has a master degree on LITERATURE as well as a MASTER'S DEGREE on SOCIAL PSYCHOLOGY...human behaviour,unke hidden secrets ko guess karne ka hunar hai inke paas......)
BACK TO THE STORY:-
RANJANA-kya aapko pata hai the meaning of SIRIUS...???!!!
STUDENTS-THE BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE NIGHT SKY....
purane students jinhe apne principal ke is sawal ka jawab pata tha,un sabki awaaz ek saath gunji jiske baad..
RANJANA-exactly..the brightest star in the night sky.. aur kyunki aap sab is integral aur respected school ka hissa hain, isiliye you all are also that shining star..
aur yahi hamare school ka logo aur moto bhi hai..
SIRIUS is the place where champions are elevated to become legends"....
but to be that,the most important thing is discipline...and i expect each and everyone of you to be very disciplined.
students ke us mele ke beech bhi kuch khaas notorious students par eye roll karte hue kahi ye baat PRINCIPAL RANJANA ne jiske baad assembly dissolve ho gayi aur saare students line barkarar rakhte hue apni apni classes ki taraf badh chale par is beech...
ROHAN,WE NEED TO TALK...THE GAME HALL... RIGHT NOW....
ye thi SAMEER CHANDER ki awaaz jisne apne hi class par dusre section ke ek ladke ROHAN MALHOTRA se kahi ye baat aur aisa bol woh ussi GAME HALL ki taraf badh gaya..
INTRO:-SAMEER CHANDER urf SAM... a very handsome guy..but more importantly,the heart throb of SIRIUS.... academics ho,study ho yaa phir the most important thing of SIRIUS, SPORTS, SAMEER CHANDER is the best of SIRIUS....
saath hi saath kaafi dabang bhi hai ye, apne group ka jisme 50 se zyada ladke aur ladkiyan thi,uska leader hai SAM...
SIRIUS school division ke lagbhag sabhi students yaa toh SAM ki respect karte hain yaa phir usse darte hain ya phir teesra option chunte the...
ROHAN MALHOTRA.....
again a very good looking guy and at the same time,SAM ka direct rival... academics me, study me aur sports me agar SIRIUS me SAMEER ko koi challenge kar sakta hai,toh woh hai ROHAN MALHOTRA urf RO....
haan, winning percentage SAMEER ka ROHAN se zyada hai but woh margin bohot kam hai..
aur isiliye jitne friends, followers aur fans SAM ke hain, lagbhag utne hi ROHAN ke bhi hain...
BACK TO THE STORY:-
ROHAN-well,well,well..yahan toh puri gang moujud hai...brawl ke liye ye GAME HALL chota nahi pad jaayega....
ANJALI UDAASI,SAMS GF,EK PREET SINGH BAL,RAJAT AGRAWAL,NAISHA SINGHANIA,RAJAT'S GF...
in sabhi ko ek saath game hall me dekhte hue kahi thi ye baat ROHAN ne jispar..
SAM-just cut the crap ROHAN...pehle bhi bol chuka hun,phir bol raha hun, zabardasti mera raasta kaatna band kar de...
apni ungli saamne khade ROHAN ki taraf karte hue kahi thi ye baat SAMEER ne jispar..
ROHAN-raasta kaatna...??? abbe mai koi billi hun jo tera raasta kaatunga..
SAM-stop playing ROHAN...pure holidays me tune aur tere bandon ne jaan bujh kar mere bandon ko continously poke kiya hai,toh stop doing it or..
ROHAN-or what..haan...kar kya lega tu...???beta,teri hoshiyari aur dhouns sirf school gate ke andar tak hai,par meri pure dehradun me...
jo chaahe karunga mai,ukhaad le jo ukhaadna hai..
SAM-teri toh saale...
EKPREET-SAM,see around...
ROHAN ko punch karne ke liye SAMEER aage badhne hi waala tha ki tabhi piche se EKPREET ki awaaz padi uske kaano me jiske baad jab usne nazar ghumayi toh paaya ki GAME ZONE ke kul 6 entries se 7 log nikalkar uski hi taraf aa rahe the..
ye saathon ROHAN ke group ke ladke the aur kaafi tagde bhi...
un saathon ko dekh jahan SAMEER ne apne kadam halke piche liye wahin ek devilish smile ke saath ROHAN SAMEER ki taraf badha aur theek uske saamne pahunch...
ROHAN-beta,ucchalna kam kar de...warna itna pelunga ki naa toh dhang se khade ho paayega aur naahi thik se baith paayega...
TOH PEL KE DIKHA NA BHOSDIKE...AUR TU KYA ISKI DIALOGUE BAAZI JHEL RAHA HAI...
"MAAR MADARCHOD KO".....
ek tez awaaz ya phir ye kahun ki KISIKI PERSONAL TAKIYA KALAM gunji HALL ke door ki taraf se jisse sun jahan ek taraf SAMEER, EKPREET aur RAJAT ke tensed faces par smile naach uthi, dusri taraf ANJALI aur NAISHA ne apne sir par haath maar diya wahin teesri taraf ROHAN aur uske saaton bande jo ab tak super confident dikh rahe the,achanak se hi un sabke chehre par baaja baj chuke the...
darte hue woh sab piche mude aur aisa hote hi saamne khade saksh ko dekh unke chehre par jo 12 baje the,woh 24 me badal chuke the..
REASON...
un sabke piche khada tha,SANVEER AHARYA....
aur "MAAR MAARADCHOD KO" hai in bhai sahab ka woh personal takiyakalaam jo kisi ko maarne se pehle ye chillakar bolte hain...
scene aage badhane se pehle, chaliye,is kahani ke nayak ka intro ho jaaye,toh bada hai,par zaroori bhi hai...
naam toh aap jaante hi hain...SANVEER AHARYA...son of THE LATE SANEEL AHARYA and mother VERONICA PAUL AHARYA...
inke first board exam me abhi 1 saal baaki hai but phir bhi janab ki height 5.8 cross kar chuki hai..
dubla patla above average look waala banda hai apna SANVEER AHARYA....but jawline jis tarah se develop ho raha hai iska,agar janab ka sharir bhar jaaye aur face par halka fat aa jaaye toh he will be transformed into a super hot guy who's looks would be something to die for..
anyways, SANVEER bhi SAMEER ke class me hi hai aur uska best friend bhi..
but most importantly,SANVEER SIRIUS ka woh eklouta aisa banda hai jo sabke saamne bhi SAMEER ka mazak udaa sakta hai..
but unlike SAMEER, ACADEMICS, SPORTS aur even STUDY me apna SANVEER average student hi hai...
agar sab chizon ko summerize karkar bolun toh SANVEER ek zindadil,life ko enjoy karne waala,on the scale 100,90 percent perfect banda hai who's quite perfect to hangout with...
haan,mooh chod bada tagda hai ye...behes me in mahashay se jeetna mushkil hi nahi naamumkin hai...
acche accho ke kaan se bas apne zubaan se hi khoon nikal sakte hain ye...
par ye hunar bhi iske 90 percent "SAHI" hone ka hi hissa hai..
par bacha 10 percent...woooo... that's something no one should mess with..
kyunki us 10 percent me aata hain SANVEER ka GHUSSA...wahi expression jiski wajah se abhi chal rahe scene me RONIT and party ki fati hui hai...
aisa nahi hai ki SANVEER koi trained martial artist yaa koi strong fighter hai..
ek behadh hi simple banda hai apna SANVEER..but iska ghussa utna hi complicated aur negetive hai...
aur woh isiliye kyunki SANVEER ke ghusse ki koi HADH nahi...aar ya paar waale tarj par apna ghussa nikalta hai ye...
fark nahi padta ki saamne ladka hai ya ladki.. bhidne waala ek banda hai ya phir 10 ki toli...
ye janab sabse akele hi bhid jaate hai aur tab tak bhide hi rehte hain jab tak yaa toh saamne waala ya waale rahen yaa phir ye...
luckily aaj tak kisiko jaan se nahi maara isne par ye sirf isiliye possible ho paaya kyunki har baar koi na koi geniune banda aur zyadatar iski mom ne aakar beech bachav kiya hai us ladhayi ka..
but sabse important baat jo ghusse me iska sabse bada hathiyar bhi hai..woh ye hai ki jab ye bhai sahab ghussa hote hain toh us waqt inka dimag saamne waale ko nuksaan pahunchane ke liye itna zyada focused rehta hai ki inki body par aaye har chot aur us chot se hone waale dard ka ehsaas tak nahi hota inhe..
aur yahi main reason hai ROHAN aur uske doston ka SANVEER se darne ka..aaj se do saal pehle in saare mahanubhavon se bhid chuka hai SANVEER woh bhi akele..
infact akela paakar hi ghera tha in sabne isse..
us ladhayi me SANVEER ka left haath fracture ho gaya tha, sir par,pair par,chest aur back par bhi bohot se chot aur ghaaw aaye the but us waqt ladhayi ke beech isse kuch pata hi nahi chala..
lagbhagh 30 minute se bhi zyada in sabhi se akele ladhte raha SANVEER aur aadhe ghante baad kisi ke through pata chalne par jab SANVEER ki mom us ladhayi waale spot par pahunchi toh tab tak ROHAN aur uske saaton saathi zamin par gire pade the...
SANVEER ki haalath beshak kharab thi par un sabki condition khudse zyada buri kar chuka tha SANVEER..
aur jab uski mom wahan pahunchi aur unhone SANVEER ko rukne ke liye kaha tab jaakar kahin woh rooka aur aisa karte hi woh saara zabt kiya hua dard ek jhatke me bahar aaya aur woh behosh ho gaya...
bottom line..jab SANVEER ghussa hota hai toh naa woh paagal hota hai aur naahi sanki,woh in dono bhi bhaavo se ek kadam aur upar uth ban jaata hai "GALATH"...
BACK TO THE STORY:-
ROHAN-abbe bhosdike tune toh bola tha ki SANVY school nahi aaya hai...
JIMMY-mother swear bhai..school bus me nahi tha ye aur naahi assembly me dikha tha..
CHATTAKH..CHATTAKKHHH.
CHATAKKKKHH..BHAKKKK..BHAKKKK...
jimmy ke apni baat bolte tak MAI ROHAN ke paas pahunch chuka tha jispar woh hadbada gaya aur mujhse kuch bolne ko hua par tabhi continously chala mera haath..
ek ke baad ek teen tamache jade maine usse aur ye dekh uska chamcha jimmy beech bachav ke liye aage badha par tabhi maine uske chaati par maara apna pair jispar woh piche ki taraf gir pada..
ROHAN-dekh SANVY..hum yahan ladhne nahi aaye the...ye SAM ne hi mujhe..
MAI-chup laude...mootna aata nahi, chodna sikhayega tu...bhosadchodi ke..
maana, mujhe aane me thodi deri hui par itna late toh nahi hua tha mai ki tu bete se baap hi ban jaaye...
jhaantu,rook...aaj tera pura hisaab ek saath pura karta hun mai...
ye bol pool table par rakhi CUE uthayi maine par tabhi...
ROHAN aur uske saathon dost exit ki taraf bhaage aur ye dekh..
MAI-bhaag madarchod bhaag..aaj tujhe teri class me hi nibtaunga mai..
ye bol mai bhi bhaaga par pehle se hi exit me khade teachers ki position check karte EKPREET ne pakda mujhe aur..
EKPREET-shaant ho jaa bhai..school me hain hum..yahan kisi ko khule me maarega toh suspend nahi sidha resticate hoga tu...
MAI-ghante ka resticate..khudko bachana aata hai mujhe..tu hat loude..
SAM-haan bhai SANVY..tune pehle bhi kisi tarah khudko safe kiya hai aur i am sure ki ab bhi kar lega...
but think bro..in sabke beech aunty ko firse yahan aana padega aur princi se sunani padegi...
and i don't think you want that..isiliye cool it buddy..
in saalon ko phir kabhi dekh lenge...
mom ka naam sunte hi shaant ho chuka tha mai..
aage kuch kaha nahi maine aur EKPREET jo ab bhi mujhe kisi tarah pakde khada tha,usse alag ho class ki taraf badh gaya aur ye dekh..
SAMEER-abbe ek hi class me hain hum sab.. hamare liye toh rook...
MAI-toh raasta bhi pata hoga naa..aa jaaiyo...
jahan ye bol mai tezi se aage badh chuka tha wahin meri baat sun muskurate hue SAM aur baaki chaaron bhi uske saath class ki taraf chal pade aur is beech...
ANJALI-baby...mujhe samajh nahi aata ki ye looser SANVY tumhe itna kuch bol jaata hai and why you never react..??
you are the heart throb of SIRIUS.. everybody respects you but ye SANVY...
ye tumhe kabhi bhi,kisi ke bhi saamne ulta sidha kuch bhi bol deta hai aur tum bas smile karte rehte ho..
is middle class average looser me dikhta kya hai tumhe jo isse apna best friend maante ho...???
aur tu EKPREET..kya zaroorat thi usse rokne ki...jaane deta usse ROHAN ke piche...acha hi hota,is baar toh pakka resticate hota woh....
SAM-babes.. first of all, friendship me paise nahi dekhe jaate..
and yes,SANVY is my best buddy aur isiliye woh kuch bhi bol sakta hai mujhe...
EKPREET-aur rahi baat uske resticate hone ki toh mat bhul ANJU ki SANVY ne pehle bhi kayi kaand kiya hain aur woh bhi openly..
but har baar he escapes...aur woh bhi bina kisiki madad ke..
RAJAT-true...saale ke paas har baar kuch na kuch jugaad hota hai bachne ka...
NAISHA-jugaad nahi babes,loop holes...SANVY loopholes dhundne me master hai...
woh loopholes dhundh araam se bach jaata hai...
aur sabse important baat.. mat bhulo ki he is the favourite student of our respected PRINCIPAL MRS RANJANA MATTHEWS..
ANJALI-ab ye ek aur baat hai jo mai kabhi samajh nahi paayi...why the hell does our PRINCIPAL likes an average student like SANVY...
for god sake,he is good for nothing...
SAM-oh,just cut the crap yaar..baaki sab chhodo,bas itna yaad rakho ki aaj,he saved our bloody asses...
baaki saari baaton ko chaar line me lapeto toh...
koi bhi yahan doodh ka dhula NAHI HAI......
par aaj usne hume bachaya hai,sach bas YAHI HAI....
haan,kahin kahin zaroor GALATH hai mera yaar magar...
SANVY ke thode se GALATH hone se zyada kuch bhi SAHI NAHI HAI.....
AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....
AAPKA APNA V...J....
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