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Main:- Are han ye mere dimag me kyo nhi aaya, bas ab kal ka intezar hai, lekin aapki putri tak main pahunchu kaise ye to btaiye?
Ab aage..................
Rinoma:- main tumko kya btaunga uske bare me, main to khud pichhle 1 saal se iss kaid me hun, uske baare me tumko khud pata karna hoga.
Main:- thik hai aap chinta na kare main khud hi pata kar lunga.
Rinoma:- agar tumne meri beti ko bacha liya to main tumhara ye ehsaan kabhi nhi bhulunga, kabhi nhi.
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Wahi dusri taraf
Awaaz:- He hello bhaiya, uska kuchh karna padega bhaiya, usne mere sabhi aadmiyon ko jail me band kar diya haai, uska kuchh kariye aap nhi to mujhe ijazat de dijiye.
Thakur:- Kyaaa? lekin ye sab hua kaise tumn hi kuchh kiya hoga, maine jab mana kiya tha to usse ulajhne ki kya jarurat thi?
thakur bhai:- bhaiya maine kuchh nhi kiya, usne hi mere admiyon ko pakad ke mara.
Thakur:- mujhe maat batao kya kisne kiya, mujhe sab khabar hai.
Thakur bhai:- Bhaiya wo..
Thakur:- Achcha thik hai main kuchh karta hun, lekin tu isse door rahna .
itna kah kar thakur ne phone kat diya.
"Hello, Jai hind sir"
SP:- Jai hind, kaise ho Vijay? kya ho raha hai udhar?
Vijay:- Sab thik hai sir, aap btaye aap kaise hain?
SP:- Sab thik hai, tum btao kya ho raha hai case ke bare me? wo jo body mili thi usse related kuchh mila yaa nhi?
Vijay:- Abhi tak to nhi mila kuchh sir but main ussi kaam par laga hun jaldi hi mujrim hamare hath me hoga.
SP:- Achcha thik hai, Aur ye main kya sun raha hun tumne thakur ke admiyon ko pakda hai, mamla kya tha?
Vijay:- Kya sir aapne us sab ke liye call kiya hai?
SP:- Vijay main janta hun tum kaise ho but maine uske liye call nhi kiya hai, mere paas abhi commisner ka call aaya tha, wo bol rahe the ki tumne thakur ke logo ko pakda hai mamle ka pata karu or unko chhod dun, ab tum btao matter kya hai?
Phir maine SP ko pura mamla btaya.
SP:- Ohhh i see, well to aage kya karne wale ho?
Vijay:- Chhod dunga sir but abhi nhi thoda to sabak sikh lene dijiye hamare bhi pathshala me.
SP:- Hahahahahahah achchi baat hai jaisi tumhari marzi.
Vijay:- Waise sir kya commisner sir ne khud se phone kiya tha? you know sir what i am mean..
SP:- I know what are you saying, han thakur ka call aaya tha or usne dhamki bhi di hai agar nhi chhoda to anjam dekh lena.
Vijay:- Ohhh aisa hai to lagta hai thakur ko kuchh jhatka to dena hi padega?
SP:- Be carefull, jo bhi karna soch samajh ke or iss case ko jaldi khatam karo, tumhare liye or bhi bahut kuchh waiting me hai.
Vijay:- Thik hai sir, Jai hind.
SP:- Jai hind.
Vijay:- (man me) hmmm to thakur commisner tak pahunch gaya, inka to kuchh karna padega, bas ek baar koi saboot hath lag jaye tab dekhta hun inko, filhal to abhi inko dekhu.
Apne office se bahar aa kar kursi pe baith gaya, jahan thakur ke aadmi hawalat me band the or mujhe hi ab ghoor rahe the, main unko dekh ke muskura diya.
Vijay:- Are pandey ji kaha ho bhai sahab, roshan singh are bhai yaha tabale pade hue hain or aap logo ne ab tak bajana shuru nhi kiya?
Roshan :- kya kaha sir, tabala kahan hai yaha?
Vijay:- Yelo inko tabale hi nhi dikh rahe, pandey ji aap btao kahan hai tabale?
Pandey mujhe dekhne laga ke naa jane main kya baat kar raha hun.
Vijay:- kya hua pandey ji aapko bhi nhi pata, lagta hai aap naa apna dimag bhabhi ke paas bhul aaye ho chalo aaj ghar tab dilwata hun?
Meri baat sun ke sab hasne lage.
Vijay:- Are bhai ye hain naa apne tabale, kitne mote tagde mast moti chamdi wale tabale, to ab samajh aaya, chalo bajana shuru karo?
Sab log meri taraf dekhne lage, jaise maine kuchh ajeeb baat bol di ho.
Vijay:- Are bhai mera muh kya dekh rahe ho, sunai nhi diya kya, achcha btao koun koun bajana chahta hai?
Pandey:- Magar sir ye to.....
Vijay:- kya pndey ji ye aap naa ye wo chhodo aapko bajana hai yaa nhi ye bolo, jisko tabale bajana hai aage aaye?
Sab ek dusre ko dekh rahe the, tabhi pichhe se ramdhani hawaldar nikal ke aaya.
Vijay:- Sabas kya baat hai mere bahudur sher aa gaya, or koi hai yaa nhi?
tab pandey aage badha uske baad to oor bhi aa gaye, or sab hawalat ki taraf dekhne lage.
thakur admi:- Ye inspectar tu ye achha nhi kar raha hai, agar thakur sahab ko pata chala to tujhe wo jinda nhi chhodege?
Vijay:- Iski thakur ki aisi taisi aye maro re sab milke mujhe inki awaz sunna hai.
Mere itna kahte hi sab hawalat me ghus gaye apne apne hatho me dande leke, or kar diya chadhai, thkur ke 8 aadmi the, or usme dusre mujrim bhi band the, wo sab darr ke diwaaron se chipke pade the.
Ek Ek par teen teen log lage pade the, maine bahar baith ke tamasha dekh raha tha, sabke chuttadon pe dande toot rahe the, thene se bahar tak aawaze jaa rahi thi, kai to dekhne aa gaye kya ho raha hai.
lekin jab hawalat ke andar ka nazara dekhte to sabke sab darr ke mare bhag jate.
Thakur admi:- Inspectar ye tu achcha nhi kar raha hai, iska anzam tu dekhna, sab ke sab pachhtaoge sab.
Vijay:- Achcha kya karega tu or tera thakur, bula apne thakur ko main bhi to dekhu kaisa dikhta hai wo, or mera kya ukhad lega wo.
Thakur admi:- Tune apni maut likh di hai inspectar, tu maar jitna marna hai, bachega tu bhi nhi, mere sharir par jitne ghav hoga usse dugna tujhpar hoga, maar maar mujhe aye hawaldar maar mujhe dekhta kya hai, maaaarrrr hahahahahahahahaha.
Vijay:- Ohhho tu or tera thakur hi yamraj ho gaye jo meri maut likh diye ho, haahahaha, saale tere samne khud yamraj khada hai, pandey ji iske khilaf case file taiyar karo sale ki akad min nikalunga, waise bhi isne bahut se paas kiye hain jinki koi ginti hi nhi.
Meri baat sunte hi woaadmi mere taraf dekhne laga.
Vijay:- Beta aise maat dekh mujhe tere puri janm kundali pata hai, khair tere paar to main alag hi case bnauga, pandey ji likho.... aaj tak jitni bhi ladkiyon ka apharan hua hai unn sab me iska hath tha, or han isne unka apharan karke rae kiya or phir unko maar dala, abhi jo mamla sukhiram ke beti ke sath hua tha wo bhi isi ka kiya dhara tha.
Meri ye baate sunte hi uske hosh udh gaye, wo mujhe hi dekh raha tha or saki sare meri thane ke log bhi, mujhe bhi pata tha ki ye sab isne nhi kiya hai lekin mujhe apne plan par chalne ke liye ye jaruri tha.
thakur admi:- ye sab jhuth hai inspectar tum mere sath aisa nhi kar sakte, maine aisa kuchh nhi kiya hai?
Vijay:- kya kaha main nhi kar sakta, are amin sab kuchh kar sakta hun,or koi mujhe rok bhi nhi sakta.
Thakur admi:- Maine koi rape nhi kiya naa maine kisi ko mara hai, tum mujhpar jhutha ilzaam laga rahe ho?
Vijay:- Achcha lekin tune apharan to kiya hai naa ......
meri baat sun ke sabke kaan khade ho gaye, yaha tak ki us admi ki khud ki ankhe bade bade ho gaye meri baat sun ke.
Aaj bas itna hi.....
thank you.
Main:- Are han ye mere dimag me kyo nhi aaya, bas ab kal ka intezar hai, lekin aapki putri tak main pahunchu kaise ye to btaiye?
Ab aage..................
Rinoma:- main tumko kya btaunga uske bare me, main to khud pichhle 1 saal se iss kaid me hun, uske baare me tumko khud pata karna hoga.
Main:- thik hai aap chinta na kare main khud hi pata kar lunga.
Rinoma:- agar tumne meri beti ko bacha liya to main tumhara ye ehsaan kabhi nhi bhulunga, kabhi nhi.
*****************************************************
Wahi dusri taraf
Awaaz:- He hello bhaiya, uska kuchh karna padega bhaiya, usne mere sabhi aadmiyon ko jail me band kar diya haai, uska kuchh kariye aap nhi to mujhe ijazat de dijiye.
Thakur:- Kyaaa? lekin ye sab hua kaise tumn hi kuchh kiya hoga, maine jab mana kiya tha to usse ulajhne ki kya jarurat thi?
thakur bhai:- bhaiya maine kuchh nhi kiya, usne hi mere admiyon ko pakad ke mara.
Thakur:- mujhe maat batao kya kisne kiya, mujhe sab khabar hai.
Thakur bhai:- Bhaiya wo..
Thakur:- Achcha thik hai main kuchh karta hun, lekin tu isse door rahna .
itna kah kar thakur ne phone kat diya.
"Hello, Jai hind sir"
SP:- Jai hind, kaise ho Vijay? kya ho raha hai udhar?
Vijay:- Sab thik hai sir, aap btaye aap kaise hain?
SP:- Sab thik hai, tum btao kya ho raha hai case ke bare me? wo jo body mili thi usse related kuchh mila yaa nhi?
Vijay:- Abhi tak to nhi mila kuchh sir but main ussi kaam par laga hun jaldi hi mujrim hamare hath me hoga.
SP:- Achcha thik hai, Aur ye main kya sun raha hun tumne thakur ke admiyon ko pakda hai, mamla kya tha?
Vijay:- Kya sir aapne us sab ke liye call kiya hai?
SP:- Vijay main janta hun tum kaise ho but maine uske liye call nhi kiya hai, mere paas abhi commisner ka call aaya tha, wo bol rahe the ki tumne thakur ke logo ko pakda hai mamle ka pata karu or unko chhod dun, ab tum btao matter kya hai?
Phir maine SP ko pura mamla btaya.
SP:- Ohhh i see, well to aage kya karne wale ho?
Vijay:- Chhod dunga sir but abhi nhi thoda to sabak sikh lene dijiye hamare bhi pathshala me.
SP:- Hahahahahahah achchi baat hai jaisi tumhari marzi.
Vijay:- Waise sir kya commisner sir ne khud se phone kiya tha? you know sir what i am mean..
SP:- I know what are you saying, han thakur ka call aaya tha or usne dhamki bhi di hai agar nhi chhoda to anjam dekh lena.
Vijay:- Ohhh aisa hai to lagta hai thakur ko kuchh jhatka to dena hi padega?
SP:- Be carefull, jo bhi karna soch samajh ke or iss case ko jaldi khatam karo, tumhare liye or bhi bahut kuchh waiting me hai.
Vijay:- Thik hai sir, Jai hind.
SP:- Jai hind.
Vijay:- (man me) hmmm to thakur commisner tak pahunch gaya, inka to kuchh karna padega, bas ek baar koi saboot hath lag jaye tab dekhta hun inko, filhal to abhi inko dekhu.
Apne office se bahar aa kar kursi pe baith gaya, jahan thakur ke aadmi hawalat me band the or mujhe hi ab ghoor rahe the, main unko dekh ke muskura diya.
Vijay:- Are pandey ji kaha ho bhai sahab, roshan singh are bhai yaha tabale pade hue hain or aap logo ne ab tak bajana shuru nhi kiya?
Roshan :- kya kaha sir, tabala kahan hai yaha?
Vijay:- Yelo inko tabale hi nhi dikh rahe, pandey ji aap btao kahan hai tabale?
Pandey mujhe dekhne laga ke naa jane main kya baat kar raha hun.
Vijay:- kya hua pandey ji aapko bhi nhi pata, lagta hai aap naa apna dimag bhabhi ke paas bhul aaye ho chalo aaj ghar tab dilwata hun?
Meri baat sun ke sab hasne lage.
Vijay:- Are bhai ye hain naa apne tabale, kitne mote tagde mast moti chamdi wale tabale, to ab samajh aaya, chalo bajana shuru karo?
Sab log meri taraf dekhne lage, jaise maine kuchh ajeeb baat bol di ho.
Vijay:- Are bhai mera muh kya dekh rahe ho, sunai nhi diya kya, achcha btao koun koun bajana chahta hai?
Pandey:- Magar sir ye to.....
Vijay:- kya pndey ji ye aap naa ye wo chhodo aapko bajana hai yaa nhi ye bolo, jisko tabale bajana hai aage aaye?
Sab ek dusre ko dekh rahe the, tabhi pichhe se ramdhani hawaldar nikal ke aaya.
Vijay:- Sabas kya baat hai mere bahudur sher aa gaya, or koi hai yaa nhi?
tab pandey aage badha uske baad to oor bhi aa gaye, or sab hawalat ki taraf dekhne lage.
thakur admi:- Ye inspectar tu ye achha nhi kar raha hai, agar thakur sahab ko pata chala to tujhe wo jinda nhi chhodege?
Vijay:- Iski thakur ki aisi taisi aye maro re sab milke mujhe inki awaz sunna hai.
Mere itna kahte hi sab hawalat me ghus gaye apne apne hatho me dande leke, or kar diya chadhai, thkur ke 8 aadmi the, or usme dusre mujrim bhi band the, wo sab darr ke diwaaron se chipke pade the.
Ek Ek par teen teen log lage pade the, maine bahar baith ke tamasha dekh raha tha, sabke chuttadon pe dande toot rahe the, thene se bahar tak aawaze jaa rahi thi, kai to dekhne aa gaye kya ho raha hai.
lekin jab hawalat ke andar ka nazara dekhte to sabke sab darr ke mare bhag jate.
Thakur admi:- Inspectar ye tu achcha nhi kar raha hai, iska anzam tu dekhna, sab ke sab pachhtaoge sab.
Vijay:- Achcha kya karega tu or tera thakur, bula apne thakur ko main bhi to dekhu kaisa dikhta hai wo, or mera kya ukhad lega wo.
Thakur admi:- Tune apni maut likh di hai inspectar, tu maar jitna marna hai, bachega tu bhi nhi, mere sharir par jitne ghav hoga usse dugna tujhpar hoga, maar maar mujhe aye hawaldar maar mujhe dekhta kya hai, maaaarrrr hahahahahahahahaha.
Vijay:- Ohhho tu or tera thakur hi yamraj ho gaye jo meri maut likh diye ho, haahahaha, saale tere samne khud yamraj khada hai, pandey ji iske khilaf case file taiyar karo sale ki akad min nikalunga, waise bhi isne bahut se paas kiye hain jinki koi ginti hi nhi.
Meri baat sunte hi woaadmi mere taraf dekhne laga.
Vijay:- Beta aise maat dekh mujhe tere puri janm kundali pata hai, khair tere paar to main alag hi case bnauga, pandey ji likho.... aaj tak jitni bhi ladkiyon ka apharan hua hai unn sab me iska hath tha, or han isne unka apharan karke rae kiya or phir unko maar dala, abhi jo mamla sukhiram ke beti ke sath hua tha wo bhi isi ka kiya dhara tha.
Meri ye baate sunte hi uske hosh udh gaye, wo mujhe hi dekh raha tha or saki sare meri thane ke log bhi, mujhe bhi pata tha ki ye sab isne nhi kiya hai lekin mujhe apne plan par chalne ke liye ye jaruri tha.
thakur admi:- ye sab jhuth hai inspectar tum mere sath aisa nhi kar sakte, maine aisa kuchh nhi kiya hai?
Vijay:- kya kaha main nhi kar sakta, are amin sab kuchh kar sakta hun,or koi mujhe rok bhi nhi sakta.
Thakur admi:- Maine koi rape nhi kiya naa maine kisi ko mara hai, tum mujhpar jhutha ilzaam laga rahe ho?
Vijay:- Achcha lekin tune apharan to kiya hai naa ......
meri baat sun ke sabke kaan khade ho gaye, yaha tak ki us admi ki khud ki ankhe bade bade ho gaye meri baat sun ke.
Aaj bas itna hi.....
thank you.
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Ash Mishra
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Nice update tiwari ji waiting for next
Welcome back baba ji...
Awesome superb update..
Awesome superb update..
Black water
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Awesome fantastic Mind-blowing update
Babaji aise hi dhasoon update dete rahiye.
Sachmuch update lajawab hai. Vijay ne apni chaal chalani shuru kar di hai. Dekhana hai ki aage kya hota hai.
Asif khan
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Boht hi khoob Surat andaz se update likhi h ap ne bahi
Excellent birrilant fantastic good update
Excellent birrilant fantastic good update
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