Thriller Humbug The Great
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Great update bjai..
Yeh to saaf hai koobdha hi safdar ko paisey de raha hai...
Aur apney kisi kaam k silsaley me us se milney aa rahq hai..
Dekho kia banta jai
Gm BhaiYeh To Aakhir Mein Pata Chalega Ke Paise Kaun De Raha Hai Safdar Ko....Apne Kaam Ke Silsile Zyada Safdar Ko Ek Chaunkane Dene Wali Khabar Ke Saath Aa Raha Hai Koobdha
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- 2,922
- 7,255
- 143
- 2,922
- 7,255
- 143
- 2,922
- 7,255
- 143
- 2,922
- 7,255
- 143
Koobdha....Koobdha....Humbug The Great....Safdar Uske Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Sonchte-Sonchte Is Tarah Jhalla Jata Ke Mutthiyan Ghair Shavoori Taur Par Sar Ke Baal Jakadhne Lagti....!
Is Waqt Bhi Wo Grand Hotel Ke Dinning-Hall Mein Koobdhe Hi Ka Muntazeer (Waiting) Tha....!
Wo 8 Baje Nazar Aya....
Lekin
Is Andaaz Mein Ke Safdar Ki Aankhein Chaundiya Gayi....!
Suit Mein Tha....Bedaagh Kameez....
Aur
Ek Aurat....Jo Uske Qad (Height) Mein Dugni Zaroor Rahi Hogi....Aurat Ka Libaas Bhi Kheemti Tha....Chehra Khaasa Dilkash Tha....
Lekin
Koobdhe Hi Ki Tarah Behungam Thi....Doobli-Patli Taadh Jaisi....Dono Ko Saath Dekh Kar Dinning-Hall Ka Har Fardh Unki Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Ho Gaya....Pahle Kabhi Aisa Mazaaqiya Khaiz Jodha Shayad Hi Kisi Ki Nazar Se Guzra Ho....!
Aurat Badi Be-Parwaahi Se Muskura Rahi Thi....Koobdhe Hi Tarah Use Bhi Ghaliban Iski Parwaah Nahi Thi Ke Log Unhe Mazaaqiya Andaaz Mein Ghoor Rahe Hai....!
Dono Teer Ki Tarah Safdar Ki Mez Ki Janib Aye....!
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Safdar In Dino Har Waqt Make-Up Mein Nazar Aane Laga Tha....Wajah Maaqool Thi....Usne Ek Din Captain Fayaz Aur Uske Chandh Khaas Matahaton Ko Bhi Koobdhe Ki Nigrani Karte Dekh Liya Tha....!
Captain Fayaz Safdar Ko Imran Ke Dost Ki Haisiyath Se Jaanta Tha....
Lehaaza
Wo Use Koobdhe Ke Saath Dekh Kar Kaan Zaroor Khade Karta....
Lehaaza
Usne Soncha....Kyun Na Har Waqt Usi Make-Up Mein Rahe Jiss Mein Pahli Baar Koobdhe Se Mulaakhaat Hui Thi....!
Hello....Saifi Great Bavve.....Koobdhe Ne Bade Mushafaaqana (Snehsheel) Andaaz Mein Safdar Se Musafah (Shake-Hand) Kiya....
Aur
Fir....Aurat Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Bola....Lady Humbug....My Life....!
My Lady....Safdar Ne Bade Ehteraam (Sammaan) Se Musafah Kiya
Wo Baith Gaye....!
Koobdha Safdar Ki Tareef Mein Zameen-O-Aasmaan Ki Udha Raha Tha....
Aur
Lady Humbug Ahmaqana Andaaz Mein Sar Hila-Hila Kar Muskura Rahi Thi....Kabhi-Kabhi Daant Bhi Nikal Padhte....
Magar
Be-Awaaz....!
Is Waqt Bhi Wo Grand Hotel Ke Dinning-Hall Mein Koobdhe Hi Ka Muntazeer (Waiting) Tha....!
Wo 8 Baje Nazar Aya....
Lekin
Is Andaaz Mein Ke Safdar Ki Aankhein Chaundiya Gayi....!
Suit Mein Tha....Bedaagh Kameez....
Aur
Ek Aurat....Jo Uske Qad (Height) Mein Dugni Zaroor Rahi Hogi....Aurat Ka Libaas Bhi Kheemti Tha....Chehra Khaasa Dilkash Tha....
Lekin
Koobdhe Hi Ki Tarah Behungam Thi....Doobli-Patli Taadh Jaisi....Dono Ko Saath Dekh Kar Dinning-Hall Ka Har Fardh Unki Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Ho Gaya....Pahle Kabhi Aisa Mazaaqiya Khaiz Jodha Shayad Hi Kisi Ki Nazar Se Guzra Ho....!
Aurat Badi Be-Parwaahi Se Muskura Rahi Thi....Koobdhe Hi Tarah Use Bhi Ghaliban Iski Parwaah Nahi Thi Ke Log Unhe Mazaaqiya Andaaz Mein Ghoor Rahe Hai....!
Dono Teer Ki Tarah Safdar Ki Mez Ki Janib Aye....!
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Safdar In Dino Har Waqt Make-Up Mein Nazar Aane Laga Tha....Wajah Maaqool Thi....Usne Ek Din Captain Fayaz Aur Uske Chandh Khaas Matahaton Ko Bhi Koobdhe Ki Nigrani Karte Dekh Liya Tha....!
Captain Fayaz Safdar Ko Imran Ke Dost Ki Haisiyath Se Jaanta Tha....
Lehaaza
Wo Use Koobdhe Ke Saath Dekh Kar Kaan Zaroor Khade Karta....
Lehaaza
Usne Soncha....Kyun Na Har Waqt Usi Make-Up Mein Rahe Jiss Mein Pahli Baar Koobdhe Se Mulaakhaat Hui Thi....!
Hello....Saifi Great Bavve.....Koobdhe Ne Bade Mushafaaqana (Snehsheel) Andaaz Mein Safdar Se Musafah (Shake-Hand) Kiya....
Aur
Fir....Aurat Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Bola....Lady Humbug....My Life....!
My Lady....Safdar Ne Bade Ehteraam (Sammaan) Se Musafah Kiya
Wo Baith Gaye....!
Koobdha Safdar Ki Tareef Mein Zameen-O-Aasmaan Ki Udha Raha Tha....
Aur
Lady Humbug Ahmaqana Andaaz Mein Sar Hila-Hila Kar Muskura Rahi Thi....Kabhi-Kabhi Daant Bhi Nikal Padhte....
Magar
Be-Awaaz....!
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Aaj Hum Yahan Invited Hai....Kya Tum Mere Secretary Ke Farayaz Anjaam Doge....? Koobdhe Ne Safdar Se Pucha
Yes Your Absuredness....Safdar Seene Par Haath Rakh Kar Jhuka
Good....Magar....Tum Fir Make-Up Mein Kyun Nazar Aane Lage Ho....?
Captain Fayaz Aur Uske Aadmi Hazoor Ki Nigrani Farma Rahe Hai....
Aur
Mujhe Achi Tarah Pehchaante Hai....Asal Surat Mein Saamne Aau To Chamdhi Udhedh Kar Rakh Denge....!
Very Fine....
Magar
Yeh Captain Fayaz Kya Balaa Hai....Main To Nahi Jaanta....!
Police Sarkar....Safdar Baayin Aankh Daba Kar Muskuraya
Tumhe Vahem Ho Gaya Hai Saifi....Koobdha Muskuraya....Bhala Police Ko Mujh Se Kya Sarokaar Ho Sakhta Hai....Main To Apne Waqt Ka Azeem Tareen (Mahaan) Accountant Hu....
Isi Liye
Saari Duniya Par Meri Baadshahat Hai....Aaj Dekh Lena Un Logon Jinhone Mujhe Yahan Invite Kiya Hai....Police Bakwaas Hai....Police Se Kya Hota Hai....Khwaamkhaa Itna Bada Amla (Staff) Rakh Kar Muft Ki Tankhuvayein (Salary) Baanti Jati Hai....Khaum Itna Sarmaya Yun Hi Barbaad Hota Hai....!
Wo Kaise Your Absuredness....!
Secretary....Hum Is Waqt Bahes Ke Mood Mein Nahi Hai....
Fir
Kabhi Is Masle Par Mujh Se Kuch Sun Lena....!
Ok Your Absuredness....!
Lady Humbug Se Kuch Der Mausamiyat Par Guftgu Karo....Main Abhi Aya....Koobdha Uthta Hua Bola
Yes Your Absuredness....Safdar Seene Par Haath Rakh Kar Jhuka
Good....Magar....Tum Fir Make-Up Mein Kyun Nazar Aane Lage Ho....?
Captain Fayaz Aur Uske Aadmi Hazoor Ki Nigrani Farma Rahe Hai....
Aur
Mujhe Achi Tarah Pehchaante Hai....Asal Surat Mein Saamne Aau To Chamdhi Udhedh Kar Rakh Denge....!
Very Fine....
Magar
Yeh Captain Fayaz Kya Balaa Hai....Main To Nahi Jaanta....!
Police Sarkar....Safdar Baayin Aankh Daba Kar Muskuraya
Tumhe Vahem Ho Gaya Hai Saifi....Koobdha Muskuraya....Bhala Police Ko Mujh Se Kya Sarokaar Ho Sakhta Hai....Main To Apne Waqt Ka Azeem Tareen (Mahaan) Accountant Hu....
Isi Liye
Saari Duniya Par Meri Baadshahat Hai....Aaj Dekh Lena Un Logon Jinhone Mujhe Yahan Invite Kiya Hai....Police Bakwaas Hai....Police Se Kya Hota Hai....Khwaamkhaa Itna Bada Amla (Staff) Rakh Kar Muft Ki Tankhuvayein (Salary) Baanti Jati Hai....Khaum Itna Sarmaya Yun Hi Barbaad Hota Hai....!
Wo Kaise Your Absuredness....!
Secretary....Hum Is Waqt Bahes Ke Mood Mein Nahi Hai....
Fir
Kabhi Is Masle Par Mujh Se Kuch Sun Lena....!
Ok Your Absuredness....!
Lady Humbug Se Kuch Der Mausamiyat Par Guftgu Karo....Main Abhi Aya....Koobdha Uthta Hua Bola
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Chandh Lamhe Baad Safdar Ne Use Upari Manzil Ki Seedhiyan Tai Karte Hue Dekha....
Aur
Fir....Lady Humbug Ki Taraf Mudh Kar Bola....His Absuredness Waqai Azeem (Mahaan) Hai....!
Aurat Ab Behadh Sanjheeda Nazar Aa Rahi Thi....Wo Chandh Lamhe Safdar Ko Ghoorti Rahi....
Fir
Boli....Kya Tum Mere Shohar (Pati) Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Kuch Bata Sakhoge....!
Main Nahi Samjha....Your Ladyship....Safdar Ne Hairaan Andaaz Mein Palkein Jhapkayi
Wo Karta Kya Hai....Kahan Ghayab Rehta Hai....Main Aaj Hi Sajeed Nagar Se Ayi Hu....Tum Ne Kabhi Rani Sajeed Nagar Ka Naam Suna Hai....?
Kya....? Safdar Hairaan Andaaz Mein Uchal Padha
Main Rani Sajeed Nagar Hu....!
Aap....Yani Ke....Aap....
Aur
Yeh Humbug Aap Ka Shohar....!
Badtameez Na Ho....Aurat Ne Ghussele Lahje Mein Kaha
Acha...Mohtarmaa....
Magar
Main Aap Ko Apne Boss Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Kya Bata Sakhunga....!
Wo Sajeed Nagar Se Kahan Ghayab Ho Jata Hai....?
Oohhoo....To Kya Mustaqeel (Permanent) Taur Par Sajeed Nagar Mein Rahte Hai....!
Fir Kahan Rahega....Tum Kaisi Baatein Kar Rahe Ho....!
Muaafi Chahta Hu Your Highness....!
Oh....Khamosh Raho....Wo Wapas Aa Raha Hai....!
Humbug Waapsi Ke Liye Seedhiyan Tai Kar Raha Tha....Kuch Der Baad Wo Usi Mez Par Nazar Aya....!
Aur
Fir....Lady Humbug Ki Taraf Mudh Kar Bola....His Absuredness Waqai Azeem (Mahaan) Hai....!
Aurat Ab Behadh Sanjheeda Nazar Aa Rahi Thi....Wo Chandh Lamhe Safdar Ko Ghoorti Rahi....
Fir
Boli....Kya Tum Mere Shohar (Pati) Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Kuch Bata Sakhoge....!
Main Nahi Samjha....Your Ladyship....Safdar Ne Hairaan Andaaz Mein Palkein Jhapkayi
Wo Karta Kya Hai....Kahan Ghayab Rehta Hai....Main Aaj Hi Sajeed Nagar Se Ayi Hu....Tum Ne Kabhi Rani Sajeed Nagar Ka Naam Suna Hai....?
Kya....? Safdar Hairaan Andaaz Mein Uchal Padha
Main Rani Sajeed Nagar Hu....!
Aap....Yani Ke....Aap....
Aur
Yeh Humbug Aap Ka Shohar....!
Badtameez Na Ho....Aurat Ne Ghussele Lahje Mein Kaha
Acha...Mohtarmaa....
Magar
Main Aap Ko Apne Boss Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Kya Bata Sakhunga....!
Wo Sajeed Nagar Se Kahan Ghayab Ho Jata Hai....?
Oohhoo....To Kya Mustaqeel (Permanent) Taur Par Sajeed Nagar Mein Rahte Hai....!
Fir Kahan Rahega....Tum Kaisi Baatein Kar Rahe Ho....!
Muaafi Chahta Hu Your Highness....!
Oh....Khamosh Raho....Wo Wapas Aa Raha Hai....!
Humbug Waapsi Ke Liye Seedhiyan Tai Kar Raha Tha....Kuch Der Baad Wo Usi Mez Par Nazar Aya....!
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Ab Kitni Der Hai Darling....Aurat Ne Bechain Andaaz Mein Kaha....Tumhari Partiyan Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aati....!
Yeh Party Maine Nahi Di Sweety....Humbug Bola....Hum Invited Hai Yahan....!
Magar Kitni Der Intezar Karna Padhega....!
Dekho Sweety....Main Batau....Humbug Ne Lambi Saans Le Kar Kaha....Qissa Dusra Hai....
Agar
Tum Khafa Na Hone Ka Vaada Karo To Batau....!
Kya Main Kabhi Tum Se Khafa Bhi Hui Hu....Aurat Ke Andaaz Mein Balaa Ki Mohabbath Phoot Padhi
Kabhi Nahi....
Lekin
Main Tumhare Khafgi Ke Tasavoor Se Kaanpta Rehta Hu....!
Aurat Ne Faqriya Andaaz Mein Safdar Ki Taraf Dekha....Muskurayi....
Aur
Humbug Se Boli....Batao Na....Kya Kehna Chahte Ho....Main Uljhan Mein Hu....!
Darasal Main Party Mein Sheerkat (Hissa) Nahi Karna Chahta....
Aur
Party Yahan Hai Bhi Nahi....Party To Deluxe Mein Hogi....Thik 8:30 Par....Tum Secretary Ke Saath Chali Jao....!
Aurat Ne Bura Sa Muh Banaya....
Lekin
Kuch Boli Nahi....!
Safdar Humbug Ki Taraf Dekh Raha Tha....!
Mujhe Umeed Hai Ke Tum Her Ladyship Ke Waqar (Garima) Ka Khayal Rakhoge....!
Dil-O-Jaan Se Your Absuredness....Safdar Ne Bade Adab Se Jawaab Diya
Yeh Party Maine Nahi Di Sweety....Humbug Bola....Hum Invited Hai Yahan....!
Magar Kitni Der Intezar Karna Padhega....!
Dekho Sweety....Main Batau....Humbug Ne Lambi Saans Le Kar Kaha....Qissa Dusra Hai....
Agar
Tum Khafa Na Hone Ka Vaada Karo To Batau....!
Kya Main Kabhi Tum Se Khafa Bhi Hui Hu....Aurat Ke Andaaz Mein Balaa Ki Mohabbath Phoot Padhi
Kabhi Nahi....
Lekin
Main Tumhare Khafgi Ke Tasavoor Se Kaanpta Rehta Hu....!
Aurat Ne Faqriya Andaaz Mein Safdar Ki Taraf Dekha....Muskurayi....
Aur
Humbug Se Boli....Batao Na....Kya Kehna Chahte Ho....Main Uljhan Mein Hu....!
Darasal Main Party Mein Sheerkat (Hissa) Nahi Karna Chahta....
Aur
Party Yahan Hai Bhi Nahi....Party To Deluxe Mein Hogi....Thik 8:30 Par....Tum Secretary Ke Saath Chali Jao....!
Aurat Ne Bura Sa Muh Banaya....
Lekin
Kuch Boli Nahi....!
Safdar Humbug Ki Taraf Dekh Raha Tha....!
Mujhe Umeed Hai Ke Tum Her Ladyship Ke Waqar (Garima) Ka Khayal Rakhoge....!
Dil-O-Jaan Se Your Absuredness....Safdar Ne Bade Adab Se Jawaab Diya