Thriller Humbug The Great

[syed arshad]

Dusre Shayar Ne Ghazal Sunane Se Pahle Imran Se Kaha....Aap Bohath Naqaad (Alochak) Maalum Hote Hai....Zara Yeh Ghazal Bhi Mulaaheza Farmaiye....!

Imran Ne Seene Par Haath Rakhte Hue Sar Jhuka Kar Kaha....Basar-O-Chashm....!

Yeh Sahab Apne Saathi Se Bhi Zyada Uche Sabeet Hue....Shaikhu To Ek Sher Par Uchal Kar Bakhaida Naachne Laga....!

Ghazal Khatm Kar Ke Un Shayar Sahab Ne Faqriya Andaaz Mein Imran Ki Taraf Dekha....
Fir
Bade Dil Avaiz Andaaz Mein Muskuraye....Majme (Bheedh) Behangam Par Uchakti Si Nazar Daali....
Fir
Bole....Farmaiye Janab....Ghazal Kaisi Rahi....Isme To Shaher Nahi Aya....!

Zaroor Farmaunga....Har Chandh Ke Isme Lafz Shaher Nahi Aya....Allah Ka Lakh-Lakh Ehsaan Hai Mujh Par....
Lekin
Imran Ne Kaha....
Aur
Sanjheedgi Se Aisa Pose Banaya Jaise Kisi Ahem (Important) Masle Par Ghaur Kar Raha Ho....!

Lekin....Kya....? Shayar Sahab Use Ghoor Kar Bole

Yaar....Pata Nahi Kyun....Aisa Maalum Hota Hai Jaise Tum Sab Ek Hi Ustaad Se Ghazal Kahelwate Ho....Mushairon Mein Sunta Hu....Risaalon (Magzines) Mein Padhta Hu....Sabhiyon Ka Ek Hi Rang Nazar Aata Hai....Khuda Bhala Kare Faiz Sahab Ka Ke Unhone Apne Baad Fir Koi Aur Shayar Paida Hi Nahi Hone Diya....Sirf Do-Teen Is Bheedh Se Alag Maalum Hote Hai....Jaise....Jameel Uddin Ali....Aur....Jafar Zaheer....Waghaira....Aage Rahe Naam Allah Ka....!

Acha....Shayar Sahab Ne Jhalla Kar Kaha....Sardar Jafri Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Kya Khayal Hai....?

Patthar Todhte Hai....!

Waah....Waah....Subhaanallah....Safdar Jung Haath Utha Kar Daad Dene Wale Andaaz Mein Shor Machane Laga....Jawaab Nahi Is Tanqeed (Alochna) Ka....
Fir
Sanjheedgi Ikhtiyaar Kar Ke Use Ghoorta Hua Bola....Aamay....Tum Mistry Ho....Bandookh Banate Ho....!

Haa....Sarkaar....!

Lo Isi Baat Par....Safdar Jung Ne Apna Glass Uski Taraf Badha Diya

Shukriya....Aap Jaante Hai Ke Main Nahi Peeta....!

Peeni Padhegi....Safdar Jung Aankhein Nikaal Kar Ghurraya....Yahan Sab Pee Rahe Hai....!

Aap Ki Secretary Kahan Pee Rahi Hai....!

Wo Aurat Hai....!

To Mujhe Aurat Se Bhi Kam Tareen Samajh Kar Baqsh Di Jiye....
Varna
Mere Dada Maulana Fazal Ahle Jannat Makaani Khwaab Mein Danda Le Kar Daudayenge....!

Aamay....Tum Ka Peene Ki Nahi Aadath....Shaikhu Urf Tony Ne Imran Ke Shaane Par Haath Maar Kar Kaha

Imran Sirf Sadathmand Andaaz Mein Muskuraya....!

 

[syed arshad]

To Tum Nahi Piyoge....Safdar Jung Khoonkhaar Aankhon Se Ghoorta Hua Bola

Nahi Sarkaar....!

Acha....Thaher Jao....Thodi Der Baad Bataunga....Safdar Jung Sar Hila Kar Bola....
Fir
Un Logon Par Bigadhne Laga Jo Abhi Tak Heeran Ko Nahi Bhoon Sakhe The....!

Yeh Sab Is Waqt Jhooldariyon Ke Bahar Khule Mein Rang-Raliyan Mana Rahe The....Ek Janib Khataar (Line) Mein Paanch Jagaah Bade-Bade Aalau Roshan The....Jin Mein Heeran Bhoone Jaa Rahe The....Jin Ki Aatish Angez Khooshbu Fiza Mein Bheekri Hui Thi....Kayi Bade-Bade Petro-Max Lamp Darakhton (Pedh) Shaakhon Se Latke Hue The....Jin Ki Roshni Dur-Dur Tak Phaili Hui Thi....!

Sharaab Paani Ki Taraf Sarf Ho Rahi Thi....
Aur
Ab To Shayad Hi Koi Aisa Ho Jiss Ne Bahekna Na Shuru Kar Diya Ho....
Achanak
Shaikhu Urf Tony Ne Bare Ki Taan Maari....
Aur
Uth Kar Naachne Laga....!

Safdar Jung Shayad Kisi Sonch Mein Doob Gaya Tha....
Aur
Imran Unhe Aisi Tashveesh Kun (Chinta-Janak) Nazron Se Dekh Raha Tha....Jaise Koi Baap Yeh Sonch Raha Ho Ke Aakhir In Namaaqool Bachchon Ka Mustaqbil (Future) Kya Hoga....!

Aur Nina Imran Ko Lagataar Dekhe Jaa Rahi Thi....!

Achanak Saare Petro-Max Lamps Ki Sheeshe Beek Waqt Toot Gaye....
Aur
Chaaron Taraf Andhera Phail Gaya....Is Achanak Tabdili Ka Saath Aalau Ki Roshni Bhi Na De Sakhi....
Aur
Wo Bhi Ek Pal Ke Liye Andhere Mein Doob Gaye....!

Aur Fir....Rifle Ki Goliyan Fiza Mein Sansane Lagi....Bagdadh Mach Gayi....Ek-Dusre Par Gir Padh Rahe The....!

 

[syed arshad]

Safdar Jung Cheekh-Cheekh Kar Kahe Raha Tha Ke Wo Apne Hawaaz Barqaraar Rakhe....
Lekin
Kaun Sunta Hai....!

Heeran Jyon Ke Tyon Aalau Par Latke Rahe....
Kyun Ke
Khane Walon Ka Nasha Heeran Ho Chuka Tha....
Aur
Jidhar Bhi Jiss Ke Seengh Samaye The Bhaag Nikla Tha....!

Imran To Usi Waqt Zameen Par Let Gaya Tha....Jiss Waqt Petro-Max Lamp Ke Sheeshe Toote The....!

Wo Tezi Ke Saath Ek Janib Khisakta Raha....Saath Hi Wo Khud Ko Bachata Bhi Jaa Raha Tha....Andhe Bhediyon Ki Tarah Bhaagne Wale Cow-Boys Uske Khareeb Hi Se Guzar Rahe The....!

Goliyan Barqaraar Chal Rahi Thi....Ek-Aadh Cheekh Bhi Fiza Mein Goonji Thi....
Fir
Ek Badi Si Cheekh Imran Ke Khareeb Ubhri....
Aur
Koi Dhab Se Us Par Aa Raha....!

Imran Use Apne Upar Se Khiska Kar Ek Taraf Hatt Gaya....Yeh Nina Thi....!

Kya Hua....? Imran Ne Use Jhinjhodh Kar Pucha

GGoo....Goli....LLL....Lag....Uufff.....Ooohhh....Mari....Baazu....Mein Aag....!

Acha....Acha....Ghabrao Nahi....Humlavar Dur Hai....Abhi Khareeb Nahi Aye....
Agar
Padhe-Padhe Reng Sakho To Rengti Raho....Yeh Lo....Mera Haath Pakadh Lo....!

Haath....PPaa....Pak....dhu....
Aur
Shayad Behosh Ho Gayi....!

Imran Ki Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Raha Thi Ki Use Kya Karna Chahiye....Wo Dono Aalau Ki Roshni Ke Aahaate (Premises) Mein The....Nina Behosh Ho Chuki Thi....
Aur
Uth Kar Use Peet Par Nahi Laadh Sakhta Tha....
Kyun Ke
Goliyan Zameen Ki Sataah Se Sirf Ek Ya Dedh Gaz Unchi Guzar Rahi Thi....!

Safdar Jung Ke Dusre Saathiyon Ka Kahin Pata Nahi Tha....Humlavaron Se Unhe Shayad Chaaron Taraf Se Gherne Ki Koshish Ki Thi....Alag-Alag Simton (Disha) Se Aane Wali Awaazein Yahi Bata Rahi Thi....!

Aakhirkaar Imran Ne Lete-Lete Hi Behosh Nina Peet Par Daala....
Aur
Zameen Par Kohniyan Tekta Hua Ahista-Ahista Ek Janib Khisakne Laga....Kabhi-Kabhi Ruk Kar Nina Ko Bhi Sambhaalna Padhta....Wo Chahta Tha Ke Jald-Az-Jald Aalau Ki Roshni Ki Hadh Se Bahar Nikal Jaye....!

Goliyan Abhi Chal Rahi Thi....
Lekin
Kisi Aadmi Ki Awaaz Nahi Sunayi Di Thi....Ab To Goliyon Ki Awaazein Khareeb Hoti Jaa Rahi Thi....Shayad Humlvar Ahista-Ahista Apna Ghera Tang Kar Rahe The....!

 

[syed arshad]

Safdar Mahel Ke Ek Andhere Kone Mein Khada Kisi Ki Aahath Ki Taraf Kaan Lagaye Hue Tha....
Achanak
Piche Se Kamar Par Kisi Ki Laat Padhi....
Aur
Wo Uchal Kar Roshni Mein Jaa Padha....Laat Itni Zordar Nahi Thi Ke Use Itne Faasle Tak Dhakel Le Jati....Wajah Yeh Hui Thi Ke Avval To Wo Bekhabar Tha....
Aur
Dusri Musibath Yeh Ke Wo Seedhiyon Ke Sire Par Khada Tha....Isliye Asaani Ke Saath 7-8 Ladhkhaniyan Khane Ke Baad Sahen (Aangan) Mein Cheet Ho Gaya....
Fir
Use Koobdhe Ki Jhalak Dikhayi Di....Jo Seedhiyon Se Utar Kar Niche Aa Raha Tha....Ghaliban Yeh Laat Usi Ke Jalwa Taab Ka Nateeja Tha....!

Safdar Ne Use Dekh Kar Aankh Bandh Kar Li....!

Koobdha Niche Utar Kar Safdar Par Jhuk Gaya....Baghaur Se Use Dekhta Raha....!

Safdar Ne Karaah Kar Karvat Badli....
Aur
Fir....Chaunk Kar Is Tarah Uth Baitha Jaise Yun Hi Andha-Dhoon Ek Taraf Bhaag Nikalne Ka Irada Rakhta Ho....!

Achanak Koobdhe Ne Uske Shaane Par Thapki Di....
Aur
Safdar Ne Baukhlaye Hue Andaaz Mein Muh Upar Utha Diya....
Fir
Uchal Kar Khada Ho Gaya....!

Oohh....Aap The....Safdar Ne Khisiyani Hansi Ke Saath Kaha

Aur Aap Yahan Kya Farma Rahe The....!

Main....Wo....Safdar Apni Paishaani Ragadhta Hua Bola....Main Ab Aap Ko Bhi Bata Dena Chahta Hu....Kahin Bahar Chale....Your Edusoncracy....!

Yahi Kaafi Alag-Thalag Jagaah Hai....!

 

[syed arshad]

Main Aap Ki....Lady Secretary....Rushy Ki Nigrani Kar Raha Tha....!

Kyun....? Koobdhe Ne Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhte Hue Pucha

Main Usi Din Se Uski Thoh Mein Hu....Jab Aap Us Paagal Ko Yahan Laye The....!

Ooohh....Jaldi Se Uski Wajah Bhi Batao....Mere Paas Waqt Nahi Hai....!

Usne Usse Ishaaron Mein Kuch Kaha Tha....
Lekin
Dusron Ke Liye Aisi Bani Rahi Thi Jaise Wo Uske Liye Khattai Ajnabi Ho....!

Chalo....Maan Liya....
Fir
Tumhe Kya....?

Your Edusoncracy....Yeh Na Bhooliye Ke Main Aap Ka Secretary Hu....
Aur
Ba-Zaat Khud Koi Acha Aadmi Nahi....!

Main Imran Ko Yahan Kyun Laya Tha....?

Main Nahi Jaanta....!

Fir....Rushy Ki Nigrani Ki Zaroorat Kyun Pesh Ayi....!

Wo Ek Aise Aadmi Ko Ishaara Kar Rahi Thi....Jo Uske Liye Ajnabi Tha....Safdar Jhunjhula Gaya

To Isse Kya Hota Hai....!

Safdar Ne Use Ghusseli Nazron Se Dekha....
Aur
Aage Kuch Kahne Ki Bajaye Nichla Honth Chabane Laga....!

Tum Meri Secretary Par Dore Daalne Ki Fikr Mein Ho....Koobdha Use Ghoorta Hua Ahista Se Ghurraya

Safdar Hansne Laga....
Fir
Baayin Aankh Daba Kar Bola....Your Edusoncracy....Aap Ko Apne Mutaleekh Kuch Batana Hi Bhool Gaya Tha....Ab Sun Li Jiye....Wo Yeh Ke Aurat Ke Maamle Mein Mujh Par Wahi Aitemaad (Bharosa) Kar Sakhenge....Jo Parle Sire Ke Gaaudi Ho....!

Kya Matlab....!

Yahi Ke Ab Apni Secretary Ko Deebiyan Mein Bandh Kar Ke Rakhiye....!

Huh....Koobdhe Ne Use Niche Se Upar Tak Ghoora....
Fir
Bola....Acha....Mere Saath Aao....!

 

[syed arshad]

Dono Ek Aise Kamre Mein Aye Jiss Mein Furniture Nahi Tha....
Albatta
Farsh Par Besh-Kheemti Khaaleen Nazar Aa Rahe The....Mahel Ka Yeh Hissa Haal Hi Mein Taameer (Construct) Hua Tha....
Aur
Uski Takmeel (Completion) Is Funkaarana Andaaz Mein Hui Thi Ke Yeh Asal Imaarath Mein Baad Ka Izaafa (Badhath) Nahi Maalum Hota Tha....!

Safdar Chaaron Taraf Dekhne Laga....!

Koobdhe Ne Farsh Ki Taraf Ishaara Kar Ke Kaha....Baith Jao....!

Fir Wo Dono Aamne-Saamne Is Andaaz Mein Baith Gaye Jaise Shatarnj Khelne Wale Baithte Hai....!

Tum Bohath Din Muft Khori Kar Chuke....Koobdha Bola....Ab Kuch Kaam Bhi Karo....!

Shukriya....Safdar Bachchon Ke Se Andaaz Mein Khush Ho Kar Bola....Main Darr Raha Tha Kahin Bekaari Mujhe T.B Mein Mubtela Na Kar De....!

Huh....Koobdha Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhta Hua Muskuraya

Ajeeb Bachkana Si Muskurahat Thi....Bachchon Ki Aankhon Si Chamak Paida Ho Jati Hai....
Halaanke
Mahel Mein Aurton Ki Kami Nahi Thi....
Fir
Bhi Uska Yeh Aalam Tha....!

Tum Kya Sonchne Lage Ho....Koobdhe Ne Pucha

Aap Ke Geographia Par Ghaur Kar Raha Tha....!

Koobdha Hans Padha....
Fir
Sanjheedgi Ikhtiyaar Karta Hua Bola....Is Chakkar Mein Na Padho....Tum Mujhe Nahi Samajh Sakhoge....!

Khair....Main Hairaan Hu Ke Aap Ne Safdar Jung Ko Kyun Muaaf Kar Diya....!

Fir Kya Karta....!

Main To Samjha Tha Ke Aap Mujhe Uska Camp Mein Shabkhoon Maarne Ka Hukm Denge....!

 

[syed arshad]

Hargiz Nahi....Koobdhe Ne Saqt Lahje Mein Kaha....Aisi Baatein Hargiz Na Soncha Karo....Mujhe Kaasht-O-Khoon Se Badi Nafrath Hai....Main To Pyar Ke Geeton Ka Pujari Hu....Kya Hua Usne Agar Mujhe Gaaliyan Sunayi....Sach Kehta Hu....Uske Khilaaf Mere Dil Mein Zarra Barabar Bhi Burayi Nahi Hai....
Agar
Wo Dusron Par Apni Bartari (Greater) Jata Kar Khush Rahe Sakhta Hai....To Kisi Ko Usse Uska Yeh Haq Cheen Lene Ka Haq Nahi Pahunchta....Khatm Karo....Uska Qissa....Mujhse To Tum Choozon Ki Baatein Karo....Haaye....Wo Daant Par Daant Jamaye....Kutton Ki Tarah Chu....Chu....Karne Laga....!

Safdar Kabhi Muskurata....
Aur
Kabhi Sanjheeda Ho Jata....Uski Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Raha Tha Ke Uska Ravaiyya Kya Hona Chahiye....!

Bamushkil Tamaam Uski Chu-Chu Khatm Hui....
Aur
Khattai Khamosh Ho Gaya....Ab Wo Kisi Gehri Sonch Mein Maalum Hota Tha....!

Thodi Der Baad Sar Utha Kar Bola....Main Tumhe Ek Zaroori Kaam Se Yahan Laya Hu....!

Oohh....Bataiye Bhi Na....Safdar Ne Bechain Andaaz Mein Kaha....Wo Darasal Chahta Tha Ke Kisi Tarah Imran Se Dobara Milne Ka Bahana Haath Aye....
Kyun Ke
Wo Usse Bohath Hi Baatein Karna Chahta Tha....!

Rushy Se Betakalluf Hone Ki Koshish Karo....!

Lahol Vala Khuvvatah....Safdar Ne Apni Paishaani Hathoda Raseed Kiya

Aakhir Tum Log Meri Baaton Ko Hansi Mein Udhaane Ki Koshish Kyun Karte Ho....Koobdhe Ko Bhi Ghussa Aa Gaya

NNN....NNaa....Nahi....To....Main Sonch Raha Tha Safdar Jung....

Use Jahannum Mein Jhonkon....Mujhe Usse Koi Dilchaspi Nahi....Usne Meri Tauheen Ki Thi....Tumhe Koi Pareshaani Hai....!

Khair....Mujhe Kya....Safdar Ne Laparwaahi Se Shaano Ko Jumbeesh Di....Main To....

Nahi....Bas....Khamosh Raho....Main Safdar Jung Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Ek Lafz Bhi Nahi Sunna Chahta....!

Oh....Acha....Main Samajh Gaya....!

Kya Samajh Gaye....!

Aap Usi Bhayanak Aadmi....Patlo Nervada....

Use Bhi Jahannum Mein Jhonkon....Koobdha Haath Hila Kar Bola

Haaye....Wo Bhi Nahi....Safdar Cheedhane Wale Andaaz Mein Karaahaa

Sanjheedgi Ikhtiyaar Karo....
Varna
Thappad Maar Dunga....Koobdhe Ko Zyada Zor Se Ghussa Aa Gaya

Safdar Ne Fauri Hi Apne Chahre Par Sanjheedgi Taari Kar Li....!

 

[syed arshad]

Fir Koobdha Kuch Sochne Laga....!

Safdar Uske Chahre Par Zehni Kashmakash Ke Asaar Dekh Raha Tha....!

Kuch Der Baad Wo Sar Utha Kar Bola....Rushy Se Itni Betakallufi Paida Karo Ke Usse Apni Baatein Manwa Sakho....!

Chaliye....Ho Jayega....Fir....?

Koobdha Khamoshi Se Fir Kuch Sonchne Laga....!

Safdar Ki Uljhane Badhti Jaari Rahi Thi....!

Suno....Usne Kuch Der Baad Safdar Ke Shaane Par Haath Rakh Kar Kaha....
Aur
Jab Tum Usse Apni Baatein Manwa Lene Ke Khaabil Ho Jao To Usse Kaho Ke....Jab Bhi His Edusoncracy Humbug The Great Use Tanhai Mein Chedhe To Use Betahaasha Maarna Shuru Kar De....Thappadon....Ghunson....
Aur
Laaton Se....Zameen Par Geera Kar Chadh Baithe....
Aur
Betahaasha Peethti Rahe....!

Safdar Hansne Laga....Betahaasha Hans Raha Tha....!

Khamosh....Koobdha Zor Se Garja....
Aur
Qahar Aalud Nazron Se Safdar Ko Ghoorta Raha....
Fir
Utha....Aur Uski Taraf Dekhe Baghair Darwaaze Ke Janib Badhta Hua Bola....Jo Kuch Maine Kaha Hai....Yahi Hona Chahiye....
Varna
Tumhari Khaal Khinwa Li Jayegi....!

Wo Jaa Chuka Tha....
Aur
Safdar Khaaleen Par Ukdhu Baitha Is Tarah Sar Hila Raha Tha Jaise Dimaagh Par Garmi Chadh Gayi Ho....!

 

[syed arshad]

Wo Dono Teen Din Se Ghane Jungle Mein Bhatak Rahe The....In Teen Dino Mein Kayi Baar Namaalum Bandookhchiyon Ne Uhne Gherne Ki Koshish Ki....
Lekin
Imran Ki Bar Waqt Soojhne Wali Tadbeeron Ne Ek Na Chalne Di....!

Nina Ki Halath Zyada Kharab Nahi Thi....Goli Daayein Baazu Ko Choo Kar Guzar Gayi Thi....Waqti Taur Par Khaasa Khoon Baha Tha....
Fir
Zakhm Par Papdi Jamne Lagi....Waise Itni Takleef To Thi Hi Ke Chehra Sust Kar Rahe Gaya Tha....Wo Kuch Kamzori Si Bhi Mehsoos Kar Rahi Thi....
Lekin
Jaan Ka Khauff Baherhaal Idhar Se Udhar Daudaye Phir Raha Tha....!

Is Waqt Wo Dono Ek Jagaah Baithe Sonch Rahe The....Ke Pet Ki Aag Kiss Tarah Meetayi Jaye....Pahle Unhone Jahan Dera Daala Tha....Wahan Kuch Junglee Phal Mil Gaye The....
Lekin
Yahan Kuch Bhi Nahi Tha....Unke Paas Rifle Bhi Nahi Thi Ke Shikaar Hi Par Khanaayat Karte....!

Imran To Khair Shuru Hi Ghair Musalah Raha Tha....!

Nina Bhi Jashn Ke Waqt Cow-Boy Suit Mein Nahi Thi....
Varna
Uske Hostlers Mein Kam-Az-Kam Do Adad Revolvers Hote....!

Nihatthe Aur Kamzori Ki Si Halath Mein Yeh Dono Jungle Mein Bhatakte Phir Rahe The....
Aur
Unhe Achi Tarah Maalum Tha Ke Chandh Namaalum Aadmi Unki Taak Mein Hai....
Aur
Kisi Waqt Bhi Unse Mutbhedh Ho Sakhti Hai....
Lehaaza
Wo Bohath Ehtiyaath (Savdhani) Barat Rahe The....!

Nina Sonch Rahi Thi Ke....
Agar
Goli Na Lagi To Bhookon Hi Mar Jana Padhega....
Baherhaal
Use Umeed Nahi Thi Ke Dobara Mehzab Aadmiyon Ke Darmiyaan Pahunch Sakhegi....!

Daftan Imran Ne Thandi Saans Le Kar Kaha....Ab Yeh Baat Samajh Mein Ayi Hai Ke Pyjama Waqai Badi Azeem (Mahaan) Cheez Hai....!

Khuda Ke Liye Chup Raho....Nina Kamzor Si Awaaz Mein Boli....Ab Hansne Ki Bhi Sakat Nahi Rahe Gayi....!

Nahi....Hasne-Hansane Ki Baat Nahi....Imran Ne Sanjheedgi Se Kaha....Mere Dada Jaan Marhoom Farmaya Karte The Ke Patloon Ko Pyjama Ki Jagaah De Kar Acha Nahi Kiya Gaya....Main Sach Kehta Hu Ke....
Agar
Jashn Ke Waqt Pyjama Pahene Hota To Aaj Bhookon Na Marna Padhta....!

Nina Kuch Na Boli....Uske Chahre Par Bezaari Ke Asaar Bhi Nahi The....Aankhein Har Qism Ke Tasooraat (Pratikriya) Se Khaali Thi....!

 

[syed arshad]

Fir Imran Hi Badhbadhata Raha....Pyjama Se Kamar Bandh Khinch Kar Gophan (Gulel) Banata....
Aur
Karta Pareendon Ka Shikaar....Kyun....Kaisi Rahi....?

Huh....Oohh....Nina Bedili Se Boli

Bhook Buri Balaa Hai Kyun....? Imran Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhta Hua Muskuraya

Main Nahi....Jaanti....Kuch Der....Khamosh Raho....!

Agar Main Khamoshi Ikhtiyaar Karunga To Aante Bolna Shuru Karengi....Isliye Khamosh Rahne Se Kya Faida....!

Main Sona Chahti Hu....!

Huh....Zaroor....
Agar
Khwaab Mein Rotiyan Nazar Aye To Mujhe Bhi Bulana....!

Nina Pheeki Si Hansi Ke Saath Khareeb Hi Let Gayi....!

Kuch Der Baad Imran Fir Badhbadhane Laga....Farz Karo....Kuch Pareende Haath Bhi Aa Jaye To Kya Hum Unhe Kachcha Chaba Jayenge....Tum Itni Vaahiyaat Ladki Ho Ke Cigarette Bhi Nahi Peeti....Peeti Hoti To Diya Silayi Ya Cigarette Lighter Zaroor Rakhti....Lahol Vala Khuvvatah....!

Tum Kyun Nahi Peet Cigarette....Nina Ne Sar Utha Kar Jhallaye Hue Lahje Mein Kaha

Nihayath Farma Bardaar Ladka Hu....Imran Ne Sar Hila Kar Kaha....Bachpan Mein Ek Baar Amma Bee Ne Samjhaya Tha Ke Cigarette Peene Se Khalb (Heart) Kaala Ho Jata Hai....Isliye Aaj Tak Nahi Pee....Usi Paison Ka Ghee-Doodh Khata-Peeta Hu....!

Nina Kuch Na Boli....Aisa Maalum Ho Raha Tha Jaise Use Duniya....
Aur
Uski Baaton Se Koi Dilchaspi Na Rahe Gayi Ho....!

Kuch Der Baad Imran Ne Fir Chedha....Cheel (Eagle) Ke Kachche Andey Piyogi....Utaar Lau Kisi Darakht Se....!

Mat Bolo....Mujh Se....Nina Fir Jhunjhula Gayi

Fir Kiss Se Bolu....Na Maulana Shorty Saath Aye Hai....
Aur
Na Miyan Shaikhu Tony....Pata Nahi....Zinda Bhi Hai Yeh Log Ya Aalam Balaa Mein Ghode Dauda Rahe Hai....!

Nina Jhalla Kar Uth Baithi....Kuch Der Imran Ko Ghoorti Rahi....
Fir
Boli....Kya Tum Bhooke Nahi Ho....?