Thriller Humbug The Great

[syed arshad]

Tum Nahi Jaa Sakhti....Tum Mujhe Nahi Chhod Sakhti....Main Khudkashi Kar Lunga....
Agar
Tum Ne Mujhe Chhoda....
Fir
Wo Ek Beek Phoot-Phoot Kar Rone Laga....!

Rushy Ghair Iradai Taur Par Use Chhod Kar Hatt Gayi....!

Koobdha Aur Kuch Kahe Baghair Baazuon Mein Sar Diye Rota Raha....!

Ab Rushy Ko Hosh Aya....Usne Soncha Ke....
Agar
Kisi Ne Unhe Aisi Betooki Halath Mein Dekh Liya To Kya Hoga....Wo Chupke Se Darwaaze Ki Taraf Badhi....
Aur
Use Bhedh Kar Bolt Chadha Diya....!

Koobdha Ab Awaaz Se Nahi Ro Raha Tha....Sirf Siskaariyan Jaari Thi....Chehra Bhi Baazuon Mein Chupa Hua Tha....!

Kayi Minute Guzar Gaye....Rushy Ek Stool Par Ahmaqon Ki Tarah Baithi Hui Thi....
Aur
Ab Use Mehsoos Ho Raha Tha Jaise Usse Zabardast Ghalthi Sarzad Hui Ho....Wo Bilkul Kisi Nanhe Bachche Ki Tarah Roye Jaa Raha Tha....Wo Sonchti....
Aur
Bore Hoti Rahi....
Fir
Kuch Der Baad Sakoot Taari Ho Gaya....!

Koobdhe Ne Apna Aansooun Se Bheega Hua Chehra Upar Uthaya....Aankhein Laal Ho Rahi Thi....
Aur
Naak Ke Nathune Phoole Hue Nazar Aa Rahe The.....!

Rushy Ne Gadbadha Kar Dusri Taraf Muh Pher Liya....!

Tum Nahi Jaogi....Bolo....Tum Mujhe Chhod Kar Nahi Jaogi....Usne Ahista Se Kaha

Rushy Ne Uski Taraf Dekha....
Aur
Fir....Dusri Janib Dekhne Lagi....Uski Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Raha Tha Ke Ab Use Kya Karna Chahiye....!

 

[syed arshad]

Tum Nahi Jaanti Ke Main Kitna Dukhi Aadmi Hu....Koobdhe Ne Fir Kaha

Rushy Ab Bhi Kuch Na Boli....!

Thodi Der Tak Rushy Ko Maghmoom (Udaas) Aankhon Se Dekhta Raha....
Fir
Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Bola....Tum Pahli Aurat Ho....Jiss Ne Mujhe Maara Hai....Mmmm....Main....Tumhe Kisi Kheemat Par Tumhe Haath Se Nahi Jaane Dunga....Tum Ne Aaj Meri Wo Aarzoo Puri Ki Hai....Jiss Ke Liye Main Bachpan Hi Se Tadapta....Sulagta....
Aur
Kadhata Aya Hu....Rushy....Kaan Khol Kar Sun Lo....Tum Mujhe Chhod Kar Nahi Jaa Sakhti....!

Rushy Hairath Se Aankhein Phaade Use Dekhti Rahi....!

Ab Koobdhe Ki Aankhein Veeran Si Nazar Aane Lagi Thi....Palkein Jhapkaye Baghair Wo Ek Janib Khala (Space) Mein Ghoore Jaa Raha Tha....!

Ek Beek Fir Uske Halaq Se Bharrayi Hui Si Awaaz Nikli....
Aur
Wo Kahne Laga....Tum Pahli Hasthi Ho Jaise Main Puri Sanjheedgi Se Apni Kahani Sunane Jaa Raha Hu....Main Nahi Jaanta Ke Main Kaun Hu....Mera Naam Kya Hai....Mere Maa-Baap Kaun The....Kahan The....Meri Paidaish....Usne Lambi Saans Li....
Aur
Itni Saqti Se Daant Bhinch Liye Ke Jabdhe Ubhar Aye....Chandh Lamhe Isi Kaifiyath Mein Guzaare....
Fir
Bola....Meri Paidaish Ghaliban Isi Tarah Hui Hogi....Jaise Sadhti Hui Laash Mein Keedhe Paida Ho Jate Hai....Insaaniyat Ki Sadhti Hui Laash Mein Mujhe Janm Diya....!

Wo Ek Beek Khamosh Ho Gaya....Khahekhaha Lagaya....Der Tak Hansta Raha....
Fir
Bola....Main Insaaniyat Ki Sadhti Hui Laash Ko Is Tarah Chaat Jaunga....Jaise....Wo Keedhe....Ooohh....Tumhe Shayad Gheen Aa Rahi Hai....Main Gheenona Hu....Mujh Se Khushgawari Baaton Ki Umeed Na Rakho....
Lekin
Tum Ne Aaj Meri Wo Aarzoo Puri Kar Di Hai....Wo....Aarzoo....Usne Apne Hatheli Ko Lamba Aur Pur Shor Bosa (Kiss) Diya....!

Maine Tumhe Isliye Ghussa Dilaya Tha Ke Tum Mujhe Maar Baitho....Main Jaanta Tha Ke Tum Kiss Type Ki Aurat Ho....Mujhe Yaqeen Tha Ke Tum Mujh Par Jhapat Padhogi....Suno....Jin Logon Ne Meri Parvarish Ki Thi....Bohath Nek Log The....Unhone Mujhe Ek Shaahraah (Highway) Par Padha Paya Tha....Wo Apne Bachchon Ko Maamuli Si Shararath Par Peet Diya Karte The....
Lekin
Mujhe Kabhi Nahi Maara....Khwaah....Main Kuch Karta Phiru....Wo Mujh Par Taras Khate The....Tum Khud Sonchon Ek Nanha Sa Koobdha....Khaabil Rahem....Mera Jee Chahta Tha Ke Wo Aurat Jise Main Maa Kehta Tha....Kabhi-Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Aankh Dikhaya Kare....Mujhe Bhi Jhutkaar De....Mujhe Bhi Maara Kare....Jaise Apne Bachchon Ko Maarti Thi....
Lekin
Usne Kabhi Ghussele Lahje Mein Mujhe Mukhateeb Nahi Kiya....Badi Nek Aurat Thi....Jab Main Kuch Bada Hua To Sonchne Laga Kaash Koi Dusri Aurat Hi Mujhe Do-Chaar Haath Chadha Deti....
Magar
Aisa Bhi Na Ho Sakha....Main Isi Umeed Mein Shayad Meri Yeh Aarzoo Puri Ho Jaye....Mohalle Bhar Mein Shararatein Karta Phirta....
Lekin
Koi Bhi Mujhe Na Maarta....
Kyun Ke
Jin Logon Ne Meri Parvarish Ki Thi....Zer Asar Aur Posh Log The....
Agar
Unke Paas Meri Shikayetein Pahunchti To Sirf Nasihaton Ka Daftar Khol Baithte....Ab Tum Bade Maane Khaiz Andaaz Mein Muskura Rahi Ho....Rushy....!

Rushy Chaunk Padhi....Wo Itni Moh Ho Gayi Thi Ke Kuch Der Pahle Ka Waqiya Bhi Yaad Na Raha Tha....Koobdhe Ke Mukhateeb Karne Par Fir Wahi Pichla Sa Mood Wapas Aa Gaya....Usne Jhurjhuri Li....Kuch Kehna Chaha....
Lekin
Halaq Se Awaaz Na Nikaal Sakhi....!

Main Jaanta Hu Ke Tum Mujhe Muaaf Kar Dogi....Main Tumhare Chahre Par Maatam Ka Noor Dekh Raha Hu....Khair....Main Tumhe Batana Chahta Hu Ke....Wo Fir Kisi Sonch Mein Goom Ho Gaya....!

Rushy Stool Par Kasmasati Rahi....Uska Dil Chaah Raha Tha Ke Kisi Tarah Is Kamre Se Nikal Bhaage....Wo Badi Smart Aurat Thi....Ab Tak Na Jane Kitno Ko Apni Chutkiyon Par Udha Chuki Thi....Jab Wo Peshe Mein Thi To Har Tarah Ke Logon Ka Tajurbah Hua Tha....
Aur
Wo Unhe Handle Karna Bhi Jaanti Thi....
Lekin
Yeh Behangam Koobdha....Use Barabar Teenchiyan Diye Jaa Raha Tha....Wo Khud Ko Uske Saamne Khattai Bebas Mehsoos Karne Lagti Thi....Ab Fir Isi Waqt Use Us Par Rahem Aane Laga Tha....!

Koobdha Kuch Der Baad Bola....
Fir
Main Usi Tarah Tarasta....
Aur
Sisakta Hua Zindagi Ki Manzilein Tai Karta Raha....
Fir
Ek Jagaah....Rani Sajeed Nagar Aa Takrayi....Uska Chahita Bulldog Baby Mar Gaya Tha....Wo Uske Gham Mein So Gawaar Thi....Mujhe Dekh Kar Khil Uthi....
Kyun Ke
Mujh Mein Use Baby Ki Jhalkiyan Nazar Ayi Thi....Pahle Mujhe Mulaazim Rakha....
Fir
Betakalluf Hui....Uske Baad Shaadi Kar Baithi....Mujh Se Behadh Mohabbath Karti Hai....Main Is Umeed Par Rozana Uske Talve Kisi Na Kisi Tarah Chaathta Hu Ke Shayad Mazaaq Hi Mein Ek-Aadh Laat Raseed Kar De....
Lekin
Afsos....Mera Yeh Khwaab Aaj Tak Pura Na Ho Sakha....Bolo....Batao....Main Kya Karu....!

Rushy Besaqta Hans Padhi....!

Oohhoo....Ooohhhooo....Wo Bhi Bachchon Ki Tarah Taaliyan Baja Kar Hansa....Ab Tum Mujhe Chhod Kar Nahi Jaogi....Tum Hans Rahi Ho....Tumhara Ghussa Utar Gaya....Hahahaha....!

Tum Suar Ho....Rushy Ne Jhenpe Hue Andaaz Mein Kaha....Uth Kar Darwaaze Tak Ayi....Bolt Geera Kar Darwaaza Khola....
Aur
Tezi Se Bahar Nikal Gayi....!

 

[syed arshad]

Magzine Par Nina Ka Qabza Tha....Usne Ek Rifle Sambhaali....
Aur
Jhaank Kar Jhaadiyon Se Bahar Dekhne Lagi....!

Thode Hi Faasle Par Kuch Aadmi Nazar Aye....Maghlubon Ki Cheekhein Sun Kar Wo Ek Hi Jagaah Thithak Gaye The....
Aur
Ab Is Tarah Chaaron Taraf Dekh Rahe The....Jaise Unhe Khatre Ka Ehsaas Ho Gaya Ho....!

Idhar Imran Aur Shaikhu Ne Un Dono Ke Muh Dabaye Rakhe The....!

Nina Aane Walon Ki Nigrani Karti Rahi....Jahan Ruke The....Ab Bhi Wahin Khade The....
Achanak
Ek Ne Shaikhu Ki Giraft Se Azaad Ho Kar Cheekhne Shuru Kar Diya....!

Ab Bahar Wale Unhi Jhaadiyon Ki Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Ho Gaye....!

Dekho....Nina Ne Imran Ko Mukhateeb Kiya....Unhe Chhod Kar Idhar Aao....Unhone Andaaza Kar Liya Hai....!

Fir....Imran Ne Bhi Ek Rifle Sambhaali....
Lekin
Shaikhu Ko Khaidiyon Ke Paas Hi Baithe Rahne Ka Ishaara Kiya....!

Bahar Wale Ehtiyaath (Savdhani) Se Jhaadiyon Ki Taraf Badh Rahe The....
Achanak
Unme Se Ek Haath Utha Kar Unhe Rukne Ka Ishaara Kiya....
Aur
Ahista-Ahista Kuch Kehta Raha....!

Aao....Imran Ne Nina Ke Shaane Par Haath Rakh Kar Ahista Se Kaha....Yeh Log Jhaadiyon Ko Ghere Mein Lena Ka Mashwara Kar Rahe Hai Shayad....!

Nina Kuch Na Boli....
Lekin
Dusre Hi Lamhe Mein Imran Ke Andeshe Ki Tasdeeq (Pushti) Ho Gayi....
Kyun Ke
Ab Wo Phailau Ikhtiyaar Kar Ke Nasaf (Half) Daire Ki Shakl Mein Jhaadiyon Ki Taraf Badh Rahe The....!

 

[syed arshad]

Rifle Nahi...Revolver....Imran Ne Ahista Se Kaha....Jab Zad Par Aa Jaye Tab....
Lekin
Taangon Par Fire Karna....!

Nina Ne Dono Revolver Check Kiye....Dono Chambers Bhare Hue The....
Fir
Usne Humlavaron Par Nazar Daali....Jo Ahista-Ahista Badhte Chale Aa Rahe The....
Aur
Unka Nasaf Daira Lagataar Badha Hota Jaa Raha Tha....!

Achanak Nina Ne Fire Kar Diya....
Aur
Wo Sab Baukhla Gaye....
Fir
Wo Jab Tak Rifle Seedhi Karte....Imran Ne Bhi Pay-Dar-Pay Teen Fire Kiye....!

Ek Aadmi Cheekh Maar Kar Geera....
Aur
Baaqi Teetar-Bater Ho Kar Position Sambhal Lene Lage....Koi Kisi Darakht Ke Tane Ki Oth Mein Ho Gaya....Koi Kisi Gaddhe Mein Let Gaya....Do-Teen Badhawaas Ho Kar Jidhar Muh Udhar Bhaagte Chale Gaye....!

Ab Dushwari Pesh Ayegi....Nina Badhbadhayi....
Aur
Achanak....Bahar Se Fire Hua....Goli Imran Ke Taangon Ke Darmiyaan Se Khaak Udhati Hui Guzar Gayi....!

Arey Baapre....Imran Uchal Padha....Khisko Yahan Se....Fires Ki Awaazein Dusron Ko Bhi Isi Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Kar Lengi....Pata Nahi....Aur Kitne Ho....
Aur
Mr Tony....Baayin Taraf Bhaago....Chalo....Wo Nina Ka Haath Pakadh Kar Ek Taraf Khisakne Laga....!

 

[syed arshad]

Koobdha Baagh Mein Baitha Ung Raha Tha....Safdar Ki Aahath Par Chaunk Padha....!

Safdar Ne Bade Adab Se Salaam Kiya....!

Jeete Raho....Jeete Raho....Koobdha Aage-Piche Jhoolta Hua Bola....Aaj-Kal Wo Har Waqt Nashe Mein Rahne Laga Tha....!

Kaise Mizaaj Hai Your Edusoncracy....!

Magan Barqurdaar....Aaj-Kal Ravaayi Chain Hi Chain Lagta Hai....!

Kyun Na Ho....Bade Aadmi Thahere....Safdar Ne Talq (Kadhve) Lahje Mein Kaha

Kya Matlab....Koobdha Use Ghoorne Laga

Main Ab Is Zindagi Se Tang Aa Gaya Hu Your Edusoncracy....Tanhai Kha Jayegi Mujhe....!

Samjha....Koobdha Sanjheedgi Se Sar Hila Kar Bola....Rushy Par Phisal Gaye Ho Shayad....
Magar
Yeh Namumkeen Hai....Wo Badi Shareef Aurat Hai....!

Rushy....Usme Kya Rakha Hai....Main Yeh Arz Karna Chahta Tha Ke Aaj Meri Mehbooba Aa Rahi Hai....Mujhe Ijaazat Di Jiye Ke Main Use Apne Saath Rakh Sakhu....!

Mehbooba....Aahaa....Aap Bhi Mehbooba Rakhte Hai....
Magar
Tum Ne To Kaha Tha Ke Tum Is Duniye Mein Tanha Ho....!

Ghalath To Nahi Kaha Tha....Jaldi Ijaazat Di Jiye Mujhe....Station Jaa Kar Use Receive Karna Hai....!

Hum Bhi Chalenge....Koobdha Uthta Hua Bola

Aap Yani Ke....Yani....
Lekin
Baraah-E-Karam (Krupiya) Mere Haal Par Rahem Farmaiye....Rushy Ki Tarah Wo Bhi Aap Ki Secretary Nahi Ban Sakhegi....!

Bakwaas Mat Karo....Chalo....!

Lekin....Uske Liye Bhi Mahel Hi Mein Jagaah Nikaalni Padhegi....!

Wo Sab Ho Jayega....Tum Chalo Bhi To....Koobdhe Ne Use Dhakelte Hue Kaha

 

[syed arshad]

Ek Lambi Si Cadilac Par Wo Station Pahunche....Koobdhe Ke Saath Do Musalaah Aur Ba-Vardi Bodyguards Bhi The....!

Sajeed Nagar Ke Chote Se Railway Station Par Khalbali Si Mach Gayi....Station Master Khud Daudta Hua Aya....
Aur
Usi Ne Car Ka Darwaaza Khola....
Fir
Wo Unhe Waiting Room Mein Laya....
Aur
Koobdhe Ke Saamne Haath Baandh Kar Khada Ho Gaya....!

13-Express Se Mehmaan Aa Rahe Hai....Koobdhe Ne Bilaakhir Uski Hairath Aur Khauff Ka Khaatma Kiya

Kuch Piyenge Sarkaar....!

Nahi....Kuch Nahi....Shukriya....Tumhari Farz Shanaasi (Pehchaan) Se Hum Bohath Khush Hue....!

Maherbaani Sarkaar....Station Master Seene Par Haath Rakh Kar Jhukta Chala Gaya

Bas Ab Jao....Koobdha Haath Hila Kar Bola

Bodyguards Waiting-Room Ke Darwaaze Par Thaher Gaye The....Andar Ab Koobdhe Aur Safdar Ke Alawa Aur Koi Nahi Tha....!

Ab Fir Jee Uchaat Ho Raha Hai Sajeed Nagar Se....Koobdhe Ne Thandi Saans Le Kar Kaha....
Fir
Dar-Ul-Hukumat (Rajdhani) Jaunga....Kahin Jee Nahi Lagta....Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Kya Karu....!

Yani....Aap Ka Dil Nahi Bahelta....Safdar Ne Hairath Se Palkein Jhapkayi....Wo Kaun Si Chiz Hai Jo Aap Dastars (Pahunch) Se Bahar Hai....Iske Bawajood Bhi....Hairath Hai....Saqt Hairath....!

Tum Nahi Jaante....Tum Nahi Samajh Sakhte....!

Main To Kuch Bhi Nahi Samajh Sakhta....Safdar Bola....Aap Ne Kisi Aadmi Ke Qatl Ke Liye Mujhe Mulaazim Rakha Tha....
Fir
Mujhe Yahan Le Aye....Mujhe Yaqeen Nahi Aya Is Huliye Par Jo Aap Ne Bayaan Kiya Tha....Chehra Do Hisson Mein Taqseem (Divide)....Uska Naam Kya Tha....!

Patlo Nervada....Koobdhe Ne Safdar Ko Ghoorte Hue Kaha....Kya Tum Mujhe Jhoota Samajhte Ho....!

Nahi Your Edusoncracy....
Lekin
Main Ab Bekaari Ki Zindagi Se Tang Aa Gaya Hu....Mujhe Kaam Bataiye....!

Kaam....Koobdha Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhta Hua Bola....Tum Bakwaas Karte Ho....Kaam Karne Wale Ladkiyon Se Dosti Nahi Rakhte....!

Ladkiyon Nahi....Sirf Ladki....Juliana Fitzwaters Meri Zindagi Mein Pahli Aur Aakhri Ladki Hai....!

Haaye....Haaye....Juliana Fitzwaters....Koobdhe Ne Palke Jhapkayi....Kya Wo Koi Ghair Mulki (Videsi) Hai....!

Jee Haa....Swiss....!

My Goodness....Koobdha Apna Sar Hilane Laga

Itne Mein Train Ki Aamad Karne Wali Ghanti Baji....!

 

[syed arshad]

Sarkaar....Us Par Rahem Farmaiyega....Wo Behadh Haseen Hai....!

Kya Bakwaas Kar Rahe Ho....Kya Meri Biwi Kisi Se Kam Haseen Hai....Itni Bulandi Par Itna Khoobsurat Chehra Aaj Tak Meri Nazron Se Nahi Guzra....!

Rani Sahiba Aap Se Bohath Mohabbath Rakhti Hai....!

Yaqeenan....Mujhe Us Par Bohath Faqr Hai....Mujh Jaise Idiot Ko Itna Chahti Hai....Wo Baam Machli Mujh Kechve Par Buri Tarah Marti Hai....!

Lekin Edusoncracry....Mujhe Is Baat Par Hairath Hai Ke Wo Aap Ki Beraah-Rovi (Indecency) Par Bhi Aap Ko Tokti Nahi....!

Bade Dil Gurdhe Ki Aurat Hai....Koobdha Sar Hila Kar Bola....Aksar Main Uske Liye Maghmoom (Udaas) Rehta Hu....
Lekin
Apni Fithrat Se Majboor Hu....Khudrat Ne Is Qadr Haraamipan Aata Kiya Hai Mujhe Ke....Waah....Waah....

Safdar Hairath Se Use Dekhne Laga....!

Itne Mein Station Master Andar Aa Kar Train Ki Aamad Ki Ittela Di....
Fir
Wo Platform Par Aa Gaye....Train Ki Seetiyon Ki Awaazein Goonj Rahi Thi....Train Ayi....Ruki....
Aur
6-7 Musaafiron Ko Utaar Kar Aage Badh Gayi....!

Julia Train Se Utri Thi....Ek Chota Suitcase Haathon Mein Latkaye Hue Is Bheedh Mein Sabse Alag Nazar Aa Rahi Thi....!

Safdar Uski Taraf Badha....!

Koobdha Jahan Tha Wahin Khada Raha....
Fir
Safdar Use Uske Khareeb Le Aya....!

My Friend Juliana Fitzwaters....
And
This Is My Boss....His Edusoncracy Humbug The Great....!

Julia Ne Badi Sanjheedgi Se Koobdhe Se Musafah (Shakehand) Kiya....!

Lekin....Koobdha Ab Bilkul Khamosh Ho Gaya Tha....!

Safdar Julia Se Uski Tareefein Karta Raha....Mera Boss Bohath Bada Aadmi Hai....Bohath Shaandar Aur Ajeeb....Yeh Humare Maalik Bhi Hai....
Aur
Behathreen Dost Bhi....Tum Mahel Mein Ajnabiyat Bilkul Na Mehsoos Karogi....Tumhari Dilbastgi Ke Liye Wahan Ek Ghair Mulki Ladki Aur Bhi Milegi....Main Tumhe Usse Milaunga....Uska Naam Rushy Hai....Naam Pasand Aya Tumhe....Wo Angloburmese Hai....!

Tumhe To Pasand Nahi....Julia Ne Muskura Kar Pucha

Oh....Nahi....Nahi....Safdar Ghabra Kar Bola....!

Koobdha Bade Mushfaqana (Prasang) Andaaz Mein Muskurane Laga....!

Julia Koobdhe Ke Thaat Dekh Kar Hairaan Nazar Aa Rahi Thi....!

 

[syed arshad]

Kuch Der Baad Cadilac Mahel Ki Taraf Rawaana Hui....Koobdha Driver Ke Paas Agli Seat Par Baitha Tha....Safdar Aur Julia Piche The....!

Julia Shayad Kuch Puchna Chahti Thi....
Lekin
Safdar Ne Ishaare Se Mana Kar Diya....!

Mahel Pahunch Kar Koobdhe Ne Julia Ke Liye Ek Kamra Thik Karne Ka Hukm Diya....Jo Safdar Ke Kamre Se Bohath Dur Tha....!

Safdar Ne Ehtejaaj (Virodh) Kiya....!

Yahan Aiyaashi Nahi Ho Sakhti....Samjhe Barkhurdar....Koobdhe Ne Jawaab Diya

Main Nahi Samjha....!

Ya Isse Shaadi Kar Lo....Ya Dur Raho....!

Your Edusoncracy....Safdar Ne Ghussele Lahje Mein Kaha

Bako Mat....Tum Raat Ko Tanhai Mein Usse Nahi Mil Sakhoge....Ab Kuch Nahi Sunna Chahta....!

Baat Khatm Ho Gayi....
Fir
Safdar Ne Mauqa Paa Kar Julia Ko Saare Halaath Se Aagha Kiya....
Lekin
Julia Ke Is Sawaal Ka Jawaab Na De Sakha Ke Use Kya Karna Hoga....!

 

[syed arshad]

Usi Shaam Ko Safdar Rani Ke Saamne Talab Kiya Gaya....Wo Ek Kamre Mein Tanha Thi....Chahre Par Gehri Tashveesh (Chinta) Ke Asaar The....Haath Hila Kar Usne Safdar Ko Baithne Ka Ishaara Kiya....Thodi Der Tak Safdar Ko Ghoorti Rahi....
Fir
Boli....Yeh Ladki....Jo Aaj Ayi Hai....Usse Tumhara Kya Taalooq Hai....?

Mmmm....Safdar Ne Khankaar Kar Halaq Saaf Kiya....
Fir
Bola....Wo Meri Dost Hai Your Highness....!

Kiss Qism Ki Dost....!

Bas Dost....Jee Haa....Your Highness....Sirf Dost....!

Mujhe Is Qism Ki Dosti Pasand Nahi....!

Mmmm....Maine....Use....His Edusoncracy Ki Ijaazat Se Bulaya Hai....Your Highness....!

Oohhoo....Rani Khamosh Ho Gayi....Uske Chahre Par Fir Tashveesh Ki Parchaiyan Nazar Aane Lagi....Thodi Der Tak Wo Khala (Space) Mein Ghoorti Rahi....
Fir
Safdar Ki Taraf Dekhe Baghair Boli....Main Uske Liye Bohath Fikrmand Hu....
Lekin
Usse Kuch Nahi Kahti....Wo Bohath Zyada Peene Laga Hai....
Aur
Mahel Mein Kharaab Aurtein Aane Lagi Hai....Kya Tum Is Silsile Mein Kuch Nahi Kar Sakhte....!

Mujhe Kharaab Aurton Ka iLm Nahi....Your Highness....!

Main Jaanti Hu....Rani Ne Dardnaak Lahje Mein Kaha....Humbi Ko Samajhna Bohath Mushkil Hai....Tum Uske Baare Mein Kuch Bhi Nahi Jaante....Rushy Ko Wo Mujh Se Le Gaya....Ab Tum Apni Dost Ki Hifaazat Ke Khud Zimmedar Hoge....Main Kuch Na Kar Sakhungi....!

Yeh To Bohath Bura Hua....Safdar Ne Sar Sahemgi Zaaher Ki....Ab Main Kya Karu....?

Aaj Raat Khud Uski Hifaazat Karo....
Aur
Subaah Hi Use Wapas Bhej Do....!

Kya Aap His Edusoncracy Ko Qaabu Mein Nahi Rakh Sakhti....!

Nahi....Main Majboor Hu....Use Kuch Nahi Kahe Sakhti....Kuch Nahi Kahe Sakhti....!

State Ki Badnaami Hoti Hai Your Highness....!

Hua Kare....Rani Ne Laparwaahi Se Kaha

Wo Dekhiye....Princess Taragarh Hai....Apne Miyan Ko Kiss Tarah Daba Kar Rakhti Hai....
Halaanke
Hazrat Fauj Mein Jallaad Ke Naam Se Mashoor The....
Lekin
Princess Taragarh Se Shaadi Hote Hi Kaya Palat Ho Gayi....!

Ho Gayi Hogi....Main Uske Maamle Mein Dakhal Nahi De Sakhti....
Agar
Khafa Ho Gaya To Kya Hoga....
Agar
Wo Humesha Ke Liye Kahin Chala Gaya To Main Kya Karungi....Bas Jao....Apni Dost Ki Hifaazat Karo....
Aur
Subaah Yahan Se Hata Do....!

Safdar Wahan Se Chala Aya....
Aur
Fir....Julia Se Mila....Apni Aur Rani Ki Guftgu Dohrayi....!

Huh....Khatm Karo....Julia Haath Utha Kar Boli....Tum Yeh Batao Ke Mujhe Kya Karna Hai....Apni Hifaazat Main Khud Kar Sakhti Hu....
Magar
Yeh Rushy Yahan Kya Kar Rahi Hai....!

Iska Jawaab To Imran Sahab Hi De Sakhenge....!

To Yeh Haqeeqat Hai Ke Wo Paagal Nahi Tha....!

Khattai Nahi....Wo Ek Lamba Plot Tha....
Agar
Yeh Drama Stage Na Karta To Kabhi Apne Baap Ke Ghar Tak Nahi Pahunch Sakhta....
Agar
Ghar Tak Na Pahunchta To Rahman Sahab Gharq (Doob) Hi Ho Jate....!

Bechara Joseph Bilbilata Phir Raha Hai....Mujhe Darr Hai Ke Wo Sach-Mooch Paagal Na Ho Jaye Imran Ki Talaash Mein Na Jane Kahan Bhatakta Phir Raha Hoga....!

Fir Safdar Ne Bataya Ke Mahel Mein Rushy Par Kya Guzri Thi....!

Julia Der Tak Hansti Rahi....!

Tum Apna Kamra Locked Kar Ke Sona....Safdar Ne Kaha....Darwaaza Hargiz Na Kholna....Chahe Main Hi Kyun Na Awaaz Du....Samjhi....!

Julia Ne Haa Mein Sar Ko Jumbeesh Di....!

 

[syed arshad]

Ab Unhone Apne Liye Ek Aisi Panaahgah Talaash Kar Li Thi....Jise Nina Mehfooz Samajhti Thi....Kayi Din Ho Chuke The Jungle Mein Bhatakte Hue....Khamisiyon Ke Aadmiyon Se Wo Bach Nikle The....
Lekin
Achi Tarah Jaante The Ke Unki Talaash Ab Bhi Jaari Hogi....!

Nina Jo In Junglon Ka Keedha Thi....Is Tarah Raah Bhatki Thi Ke Ab Dobara Kisi Abaadi Tak Pahunchne Ki Umeed Hi Nahi Rakhti Thi....!

Shaikhu Urf Tony Humesha Khamisiyon Ke Aadmiyon Ko Gaali Deta Rehta Tha....!

Nina Bhi Khamisiyon Ke Baare Mein Zyada Kuch Nahi Jaanti Thi....
Lekin
Shaikhu Ne Use Bataya Ke Khamisiyon Ek Bada Khatarnaak Daaku Hai....Darjon Ka Qatl....Police Aaj Tak Use Giraftaar Nahi Kar Sakhi....
Kyun Ke
Khud Uske Aadmi Nahi Jaante Ke Wo Kahan Rehta Hai....Jab Koi Muheem Dar Pesh Hoti To Wo Unse Aa Milta Hai....Police Ne Kayi Baar In Junglon Ko Khangaala....
Lekin
Use Ya Uske Saathiyon Ko Nahi Paa Sakhi....!

Suno Imran....Nina Ne Imran Ko Mukhateeb Kiya....Main Kahti Hu Aakhir Khamisiyon Ko Hum Se Kya....
Agar
Usne Hume Lootne Ke Liye Us Raat Humla Kiya Tha....
To Fir
Baad Mein Hume Ghere Rakhne Ka Kya Maqsad Ho Sakhta Hai....Zaaher Hai Camp Mein Jo Kuch Bhi Tha Uske Haath Laga Hoga....Mera Khayal Hai Ke Yeh Usi Koobdhe Haraamzade Ki Harkath Hai....Khud Muqaable Par Aane Ki Himmat Nahi Padhi....Khamisiyon Ko Bhadhka Diya....
Magar
Isse Kya Hota....Baat To Jab Thi Ke Khud Hi Dil Ki Hasrath Nikaalne Ke Liye Muqaable Par Aata....!