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“duniya me ishaq bahut hai ..par usko dhudhna pdta hai …aur sala ham logo ki kismat aisi hai na shastri ji ki ..sala hame apni ashiqi dikhane ka mauka hi nahi milta…”
“Bhosadike ..ashiqi to tab dikhaoge na ..jab madarchod match jitoge ..” Shastri ji ne mohalle ke nukkad par bani chay ki dukan par chuski lete huye kaha
“Are shastriji kahe gariya rahe ho …”
“Aur nahi madarchod ham tumyai aarti utarege ….hath se bat to pakda nahi jata hai …aur bat karte hai chuchiyan pakdne ki …”
“Shastri ji ..kasam ganga maiya ki ..is bar unko hara dege ..ham wada karte hai aapse ..”
“Pahle lund pakdna sikh lo pandey ..tab bat karna ”Shastriji ne hanste huye kha ..
Pandey :- kya shastri tum to hmayi beijjati kar diye ..
Shastriji :- ijjat hai bhi tumaye pas bsdk …har bar …randi ke lahange ki tarah uthwa dete ho pure Kanpur ke samne …
Pandey :- is bar to do sal ka sukha khatm kar dege Shastriji ..bahut hath ghisayi ho gayi ….
“Are shastri ji …mai baap jab shadi kareyege na tumari tabhi chut naseeb hogi tum logo ko ..”In shabdo ne to jaise aag me ghee ka kam kar diya ..shashtri ji ka gussa to bhadak utha ..asal me dialogue bola tha opposition valo ek launde ne jo abhi abhi raste se guzar rha tha ..
Shastri :- gand me jyada bulbula uth rahe ka tumaye ..jyada bole na to maiya chod dege yahi pe ..
“Dekho shastri gaariyao na ..kah rahe tumse …”
Shastri :- dekho Virat babu ..Virat nam rakhne se koi Virat Kohali nahi ban jata … isliye jyada hal na joto aur side se nikal lo …vaise bhi hmaye mohalle ke launde ..desperate hai ..gand marke ghantaghar bana dege ..
Virat :- dekhege is Sunday ko stadium me tumko ..
Shastri :- aur ham kaun sa tumhara Suhagrat ki sej par intejar karege ..bhag bhosdi ke ..
Virat to kunmunate aur gaariyate nikal liye ..par Shastri ji ka gussa to khatm hone ka nam hi nahi le rha tha …
Shastri :- dekh liye na ..kya ijjat kamayi hai ..vo jhant sa launda hamaari mar kar chla gya ..aur agar is bar hare na to sach me shadi kar lege ….madarchod hath tak dard karne laga hai ab to..
Aap logo ke man me ek khyal hoga ki ..akhir ye kaun si khichadi pak rahi hai ….aana bhi chahiye khyal to..chalo phir shuru karte hai …hmari is kahani ke mukhya kirdar hai ..Pandit Devdhar Shastri ..jinhone Zindagi ke 22 sal gandmasti me hi nikal diye .. graduation kar rahe hai ..collage bhi dhanya hai ..inka admission karke …asal me pura mamla ladkiyon ko ptane ko lekar tha ..aaj se char sal pahle Shastri Nagar aur Aarya Nagar ke beech jabrdast jhagda hua tha ..ladkiyon ko propose karne aur ptane ko leke..aur tab Shastri jaise hi kuch laundo ne iska ek solution nikala taki phir se ladayi na ho sake ….solution ye tha ki dono mohallo ke beech har sal ek cricket match hoga ..aur jo bhi jitega ..use pura adhikar hoga dono mohalle ki ladkiyon ko line marne aur ptane ka ..aur harne vali team ko sirf apne mohalle tak hi simit rahna pdta …aur iske upar bhi ek bidmabna ye thi ki jab iski khabar ladkiyon ko panhuchi to unhone harne vali team ke laundo ko bhav dena hi band kar diya aur vo line bhi jeetne vale ko dene lagi …ladka accha ho ya na ho par use jeetne vale mohalle ka jarur hona chahiye …aur isiliye Shastriji garmaye huye the kyonki picchle do bar se unki team Shastri nagar har rhi thi …aur unki jawani nayi kaliyon ki ubhnati jawani dekhkar paglayi huyi thi …par shastri ji is bar puri taiyari se aaye the ….Shastri ji duniya ka gyan dekar aaye the apne mohalle ke laundo ko par ghar aate hi baap ka gyan dimag kharab kar deta tha unka ..
“Aa gaye Shastri ji …btao to tumhare match ke liye force bhej de puri ..”Sham ko ghar me ghuste hi Shastri ji ke Daroga baap chillate huye bole..
Shastri ji :- dekho Daroga shaheb Application ham DM office me dekar aaye hai ….aapke thane me nahi dene gaye the..
“pta hai nawab sahab …par uski jimmedari hamko saunp di gayi hai ….hamko tumhe harte huye dekhna pdega ..ka hai na ki sal bhar to panchayti kare ho college me ….kheloge kaise ..”
Shastriji :- Mummy…aapke pati ki shakl to acchi hai ..par juban kali hai ..
“baap hai tumhre be …ijjat kiya karo hmari …”
Shastri ji :- daroga saheb bulate hai aapko …Pandit Girdhari lal shastri nahi ..jo ijjat chali gayi …
“yahi baki rah gya hai ab sunne ko …sune hai tum chunav phir lad rhe ho ..”
Shastri ji :- Hmare aalawa ab koi Kanpur university ka ho sakta hai President ….aakhiri sal hai ..is bar to ham ban kar hi rahege ..
Dev Shastri ke ghar ka ye roj ka natak tha ….baap ko chinta thi uske future ke aur Shastri ko apne gandmasti ke …dekhte hai kya kya gul khilaye jate hai …
Let Continued>>>>>>>
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update Saar 
Sashtri ji is so cool 
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Ossam Start Sid Ganna ..Too funny ...Accent Is Great 
maza aai gawa updatwa padhke shastriji toh kamal ke bande hai yeh match jitwa hi do unhe taaki woh aur bakki launde bhi gandmasti kar sake waiting for next update
