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UPDATE -3​

“Aao baitho beta ..ham aapka hi intejar kar rahe the..”jaise hi Shastri ji ghar me ghuse ..andar se dandanata hua ek dialogue unke upar aa gira ..

“bc ..lag gayi lanka ..ma ka chode Principal ki …”Man me to Shastri ne pta nahi kitni galiayan suna di ki par bahar se to ..

Shastri Ji :-ka hua Daroga saheb ..kahe bhadak rahe ho aadhi rat me ….padosi sunege to kya kahege..

“Beta tumko pta hi hoga ..tumaye principal bulaye the..”

Shastri Ji :- unke pas to koi kam dhandha hai nahi ..apna time aur kharab kahe kharab kiye ..

“Bhosdi ke ..majak lag rha hai tumko …kab akal aayegi …kya kand kare collage me …”

Shastri Ji :- are kuch nahi ..priya thi usi se bahas ho gayi thi ..

“Aji sunati ho ..gali vali diye hai aapke Dear Suputra ..aaiye inki aarti utariye …”Shastri ji ke Pitaji ne unki ma ki taraf dekhte huye kaha ..

“Dekhiye na mummy jawan ladke ko gali de rahe hai ..yahi sanskar sikhaye the ..Baba ne”Shastri Ji ne bhi gend apni mataji ke pale me dal di thi ….

“Aap dono log chup rahiye ..aur khana khaiye ..”Shastri ji ki mummy ne dono ko chup rhne ka aadesh diya ..bhala koi unka kahna na mane aisa ho sakta hai..par dinning table par hi gend wapas shastri ji ki taraf aayi jo ki inki maa ne phenki thi ..

“Beta..lakh galtiyan karna ..kitni bhi shararate kar lena…ladai ..jhagda..jo karna hai kar …par ek bat yad rakhana ..kabhi bhi kisi ladki ki insult mat karna ..use gali mat dena …kyonki hmare ynha use Devi ka darja diya gya hai ….aur devi ka aapman nahi karte ..pap lagta hai ..ha tumne to uski beijjati kar di ..par kya koi aur use collage me koi dhang ki nazar se dekhega ab..andar se jo ek bhav hota kisi k respect ke liye vo badal jate hai..phir vahi log use majak ki nazaro se dekhte hai …kyonki logo ki Nazaro me uski value gir jati hai …to aaj ke bad se kabhi kisi bhi aurat ke sath badtameeji nahi karna ..bhale hi usne tumhara kitna hi nuksan kyo na kiya ho .... ”

Shastri Ji :- to aap chahti hai ki mai use jake sorry bolun ..bas itna hi na ..kal subah jakar yahi karunga theek hai …

“Kabhi meri bhi bat man liya karo ..”Girdhari lal ne Shastri ji ki taraf dekhte huye kaha …

Shastri Ji :- pahle meri Nazaro me value bdao apni..

Girdhari Lal:- matlab ..

Shastri Ji :- janta tak nahi koi aapko …woh traffic hawldar pucch rha ki kaun Pandit Girdhari lal shastri be …chupchap fine do 200 rupaye nahi to gadi seize kar dege ….sala beech chaurahe par meri beijjati mar diya …picture dekhne jana tha ..kisi tarah jugad kare the ..par usko bhi matiya met kar diya …

Girdhari lal :-

Shastri Ji :- hanso mat…. subah 2000 rupaye chahiye ..

Girdhari lal :-udhar diye the kya ..jo mang rha hai ..

Shastri Ji :- jab udhar doon tabhi doge ..

Girdhar Lal:- nahi doonga ..samjha ..nahi hai mere pas..

Shastri Ji :- ab subah ladege is matter par ..abhi ja rha sone …good night..

Subah uthate hi Shastri Ji ne Apne papa ki jeb se 2000 rupaye nikale aur rafuchakkar ho gaye..vo alag bat hai ki Girdhari lal ne use kilo ke bhav se galiyan sunayi par besharam ko sharam kaha ….

Shastri Ji :- ka be laundo ..kya hal chal hai ..

Shastri ne ground me panhuchte hi chillate huye kaha ..

“ye bsdvala Kalu nahi man raha hai ..kah rha hai ki ham opening karege ..aap bole hai ”Ratnesh pas aate huye bola ..

Shastri Ji :- madarchod ke gand me jydada charbi bad gayi hai…thoda pighlate hai ..bulao bsd vale ko idhar..

Ratnesh :- kalu Shastri Bhaiya bula rahe hai …

Ratnesh chillaya jise Sunte hi Kalu daudte huye Shastri ji ke pas aaye ..

Shastri Ji :- Ka be kallu madarchod …are Ratnesh jara laundo ko practise karao chalkar ham jara bat karte hai isse akele me ..

Kallu :- ka hua bhaiya ..

Shastri Ji :- Madarchod ..tum bsdk chay ka paisa nahi liye ho hamse to tumko lagta hai ki tum hamko kharid liye ho ..

Kallu :- kisne kaha ..hamayi itni aukat hai ..aisi bate kisi ko btayege..

Shastri Ji :- bsdk team me khelne layak ho ? ..lund tak pakdna nahi aata tumhe bsdk balla ka khak pakodege ….

Kallu :- ka hua bhaiya ..gussa kahe ho ..kuchh Galati ho gayi hamse ..

Shastri Ji :- Jitna bhi tumhara hua ha na paisa dukan ka ..aaj hi dege ..madarchod ehsan nahi lete kisi ka ..

Kallu :- bhaiya jo kahoge vahi karege ..bhaiya Galati ho gayi…pakka bhaiya ..team se mat nikaliyega ..

Shastri Ji :- Jo ratnesh kahe ..chupchap karna bsdk ..tumaye entertainment ke liye team nahi bnaye hai ..khelna to door ..ground tak me nahi aane dege ..jyada bakchodi pele to ..

“Ka be Subah Subah kahe launde ko pel rahe ho ”Pandey Ne Shastri Ke kandhe par hath rakhte huye kaha ..

Shastri Ji :- chalo nikalo ..ab..

Kallu :- Ji ..

Pandey :- ka be subah subah kahe pel rahe the ..

Shastri :- tum jo randiyapa failao ho ..usi dukan ko samet rahe the abhi …opening chahiye isko ..

Pandey :- madarchod vale ko lund pakdna aata hai

Shastri Ji :- chal ye sab chhod ..team pta chali ..

Pandey Ji :- tumayi tarah nahi hai ..jo ground pe chillayege ..do teen lagega ..lekin pta chal jayega ..

Shastri:- Apni theek hai na team ..

Pandey Ji :- tumaye bina team jhant hai ..pata hai na tumhe ..

Shastri Ji :- Tum kahe nahi practise kar rahe ho be ..

Pandey Ji :- tum nahi khelego to ham bhi nahi khelege ..

Shastri Ji :- lund phek ke marege bsdk ..gand churmura jayegi ..marwane layak nahi bachoge bsdk..opening tum hi karoge ..

Pandey Ji :- Abee yar tumaye bina opening nahi hoti na ..pta hai na aache se ..picchli do bar ka chutiyapa dekhe ho na ….har rahe hai lagatar ..ab aur nahi ..usko gaye do sal ho gaye hai…khatam karo ashiqi ab usse be…. marwa rahi hogi kisi se ..aur uski yaad me tum ham logo ki ijjat kahe neelam kar rahe ho ….

Shastri Ji :- ho gaya to ab chale collage ..


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