Romance "ISHQ-KAMINA" { Exclusively for XFORUM }

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[Assassin]

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UPDATE - 2 ​

Subah uthate hi Shastri ji panhuch gaye apne adde par ..ye mohalle ka cricket ground tha ..Home stadium Shastri Nagar valo ka .….asal me ynha team selection ki meeting honi thi ki kaun kaun hoga team me ..dhire dhire vnha laundo ki bheed ikatthi honi shuru ho gayi thi ….

Pandey Ji -: Bhaiya ji ham team ka selection kar liye hai ..pure 6 mahine se ek ek player par bariki se nazar rakhe hai..

Shastri :- Abee Bsdk ghumte to ho hmaye sath me ..nazar kab rakhe be …

Pandey ji :- chela chapatti hai na itne ..nazar rakhne ke liye ..

Shastri Ji :- team announce karo ….bas bakchodi pelwa lo inse ..

Pandey Ji:- aap sabhi ko pta hai …aaj ham ynha kyo aaye hai …is bar gand ke ghode khol dena lekin un bsdvalo ko harana hi hai ….to hamne jo 15 log chune hai ….unka apne ground pr performance dekhkar hi chune hai..

Shastri Ji –: Randi Nach band ho gya ho to nam btaoge ….

Pandey Ji :- Akhilesh Thakur,Bhola Singh ,Ratnesh Chaurasiya,Golu bhaiya ,Kallu chay vala ..

Shastri Ji :- kaun sa nam bsdk bole ho..

Pandey JI :- Kallu chay vala ..

Shastri Ji :- Abe ka bawaseer failaye ho ..

Pandey Ji :- hmayi bat to suno bhaiya kan me ….

Shastri Ji apne kan ko uske muh ke pas le jate hai ..

Pandeyji :- Bhaiya ji ..picchle 6 mahine se chay ke paise nahi liye usne ..

Shastri Ji :- taki tum team me le lo use ..

PandeyJi :- kahe hyper ho rahe ho ..11 number par utar dege batting ke liye aur third man par fielding karwayege ..

Shastri Ji :- accha to phirrrrr……agle 6 mahine tak aur paise nahi dege ..bol do

Pandey Ji :- Bhola Bhaiya ..sune na Shastri Ji ka bole hai ..jake pucch kar aao …

“vyvadhan ke liye maafi chahte hai …vo Shastri ji ko thoda doubt tha Kallu ke selection par to vahi clear kar rahe the .. ”Pandey Ji ne muskurate huye kaha ..

Dhire Dhire karke Sabhi ka nam announce kar diya Pandey Ji ne ..ek jaruri bat ye thi ki Shastriji khud team me nahi khelte the ..aur unke selection par bhi koi ungli nahi uthata tha ..jisko chun diye vahi khelega …kyonki vo legend of Shastri nagar the aur unhone lagatar do bar jitaya tha lekin iske bad unhone khelna chhod diya tha ..iske picche ek kahani hai …kabhi fursat mili to btayege ….

Shastri Ji:- suno be Ratnakar ..tum ho team ke captain aur jo ye kallu hai ..is ma ke lalle ko ek hafte itna daudana ki cricket ka bhoot utar jaye bsdvale ke sir se …madarchod baap ki dukan ki lanka laga raha hai ..aaj se hi do training isko ..theek hai mai chalta hoon ab ..parso aaunga tumhari progress dekhne …chal be Pandey ..

Pandey :- aata hoon..Shashtri ji ..

Shastri Ji :- abhi to 10 baj rhe hai ..bsdk pandey din kaise katega ..

Pandey :- paise hi nahi hai …nahi to picture dekh lete ..

Shastri Ji:- Navrang theatre chalte hai bsdk ..10 rs me entry mil jayegi …mutth marke chale aayege..kya khyal hai pandeyji ..

Pandeyji :- bahut hi jhantu khyal hai ..college chalte hai kisi ko chuna lagayege….vanhi se chalege sham ka show dekhne pas bhi pdega ..

Shastri ji :-University chalte hai ..nayi maal dikhegi ..ekdum lallantop..

Pandey Ji:- knha bhaiya ji tum bhi gobhi garden ke chakkar me pde ho ..jab gulab ki phulwari collage ko mahka rahi hogi..to knha bhag rahe hai ..

Shastri Ji :- bike me petrol nahi hai bsdk tumhre to gyan ki gangaa na bahao ..bachpan se doobki laga rahe hai usme..

Pandey Ji ne bike start kari ..aur dono panhuch gaye collage ki galiyon me..

Pandeyji :- kahe the na ham ki kya phulwari hogi ..

Shastri Ji:- kah to aise rahe ho jaise collage ka principal ne tumhare hath me apni ladki saunp di..tumko to ham underestimate kar diye be ..

Pandey ji :- Abee yar kya majak kar rahe ho ..

Shastri Ji :- class ya canteen?

Pandey Ji :- pahle to milege ham Priya banjaree se ..jo aapke khilaf election ladegi …apne collage ki hokar bhi …

Shastri Ji :- ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye ..gadhe panjeeri leke jaye …vo banjaree nahi banerjee hai be..

Pandey to pure josh me tha jake theek Priya ke samne khada ho gya ..

Pandey :- kyo re banjaree..tum Shastri ke khilaf ladogi ..

Priya :- first ..it’s banerjee.. and plz Dev control that siyappa ….now it’s final..

Pandey :- gawar samjha hai kya …I …can..speak ..in English also..

Priya:- samjahne ki jarurat nahi hai …Dev..

Shastri Ji :- chal na pandey ..

Priya :- leke jao ..aur dubara aisi harqat na kare ..warna bura hoga ..

Shastri Ji :- chal be pandey ..garmi bahut hai …teen inch ke chhed ko char inch me krna hi pdega ..

“Matlab ”Pandey aur Priya ke muh se ek sath hi nikal pda ..

Shastri Ji :- teri chut ..

Priya :- badtameej …complain karugi..tumhari mai ..jitna ud rahe ho na ..sab pta hai …tameej nahi bat karne ki ..to president kya khak bnega ..layak nahi hai tu iske

Shastri ji :- ye chut jaisa muh bnana band kar ..samjhi ..madarchod kabhi hmaye baap nahi bole hamse ki control me raho ..to dhyan se sun ab meri bat ..Pandit Devdhar Shastri nam hai hmara ..ek ishare par Kanpur band karwa sakte hai ….phir President banna kaun se bdi bat hai ..jo soch rahi hai na sochna bhi mat ..

Priya ki ankhein bhar aayi thi ..nazare jhuk gayi thi ..sharam se uski himmat nahi pd rahi thi ki nazar uthaye …aas pas khade student ki bhi himmat nahi thi ki bol sake kuchh..

Pandey Ji :- ise bolte hai bhaukal madarchod ..Bolo Pandit Devdhar Shastri ….Zindabad…

Shastri Ji :- bolo na ma ke lallo Zindabad….

“Zindabad…Zindabad..Zindabad”Pura campus Zindabad ke naro se gunj utha..


Kahte hai Har insan ki life kabhi na kabhi ..knhi na knhi jaror ladkhdati hai..uska sara guroor tukdo me bhikhar jata hai …uske bad to sirf tanhayi ka hi to sahara hota hai …jo un tanhai ke lamho ko jee gaya ….samjho Zindagi ko samajh gya

Let Continued>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Arjun Singh 72]

awesome start of the story
both update are super
jabardast like it

 

[kumarrajnish]

Sahi kahte hai Sastri ji
Agar is Baar haare to Gaye kaam se

 

[Supremo]

RL bro ...Shastri is a awesome with his dialouge bas regular rhna ...views aur cmnt ki chinta mat krna ...bhale hi kam mile ..par apni story band mat krna

 

[Subrat 9876]

Fantastic update brother.
Mast kahani hai.
Waiting for next update.

 

[The Predator]

1 no update maza aa gya chicha update padh k to


Keep rocking and focking

 

[Samurai]

Keep rocking

 

[Assassin]

Dialogues are intjar he Shastri ji ke jindagi ke ghode lagne ka