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[Ashu 0000]

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UPDATE-5 (Two Years Ago)​

“tu pyar hai kisi aur ka tujhe chahata koi aur hai ….tu pyar hai…..”gana background me chal raha tha ..aur tabhi shastri ji ne gyan pelna shuru kar diya

“Hamko majnu aur ranjha nahi banna hai bsdk ..dono hi mar gaye the bsdvale ….par sala laundiyo ko vahi pasand aate hai ..kyonki unhe pta hai ki sale ban jayege devdas ,,,aur ham banker paro krege mauj ..ishq bahut chutiya cheej hoti hai ..”


‘’Shastri ji ..valentaaine day aa raha ..kisko propose karne ko soche ho …”Kallu ne chay ki glass hath me dete huye kaha ..

“pahle bolna sikh lo valentine ...e ka bhang bhosda hai be ..madarchod propose karne ke liye ham special din chunege ..”Shastri ji chillate huye bole..

“achha shastri ..pichhle bar kisko kare the be …btaye nahi aaj tak hua kyat ha vanha .. ”Pandey ji ne mauj lete huye kaha..Pandey ka itna kahna hua ki Shastri ji panhuch gaye ..khwab me ..

“Hello..ji”

Poonam- bolo..ka kam hai..

“bat ye hai ki ham tumse bahut pyar karte hai ..jabse tumko dekhe hai na ..maa kasam khana khana bhool gaye ..tumayi shakal karishma se milti hai..”

Poonam :- pahle guthaka thuko ..samjh nahi aa raha ka kah rahe ho …

“ham sanskari hai guthaka nahi paan chabate hai …”

Poonam-: shakal se tapak hi raha hai tumaye sanskar ..

“pyar karti ho ya nahi ye btao …ijjat na utaro hmari ..”

Poonam :- pahle ye guthaka thooko tab bat karo..

“matlab ab tumaye do kaudi ke pyar ke chakkar me panch rupaye ka pan thuk de ..”

Poonam :- ab aisa hai ..rasta chhodo nahi to abhi yahi kutwa dege samjhe..

“Sala Kanpur me aukat nahi hai kauno jo hath laga jaye ..”

Poonam :- bahut bade gunde ho ..to jake apne ghar par karo gundayi ….hamse arabi na pado

“matlab ham gunda ghar me gundayi krne ke liye bane hai ka … ”

Poonam :- rasta chhodo nahi to yahi thappad khaoge ..

“Suno…jyada boli na to yahi Kiss kar lege ..nikal lo khambha bacha ke ..jisko hmaye paan se pyar nahi usse hame pyar nahi ..”


“Are ham use khud hi reject mar diye the be ..”Shastri ji ne chay ki chuski lete huye kaha ..

“flashback me ham bhi khade the picche bhool gaye ”pandey ne chay ka glass lete huye kaha

“abe bsdk ..uske gale me mangalsutra aur mang me sindoor tha …aisi laundiya ko propose karne chale gaye ham to ..sala dekhe hi nahi ham …”

“btaye the to the tumhe ham bsdk ki ek launde ke sath ghumati hai..”

“tum khao lat abhi picchwade Pandey Ji..”Shastri ne ghurte huye kha ..

“tumhi pele the dialogue ki golkeepar ke hote huye bhi to goal hota hai na..”’

Shastri :- bsdk cricket bolke ke baseball ke maidan me utar diye the..\

Pandey Ji :- bsdk is bar ka kya plan hai..

Shastri Ji :- kuchh khas nahi ….hmaye mohalle me shadi hai Pinkey ki ..

Pandey Ji :- uski shadi hai ….

Shastri Ji :- abhi ham chalte hai..ghar ..sham ko chalege Pinkey ke ynha …

Pandey Ji :- degi ?

Shasytri Ji :- aukat hai bsdk ke lene ki ..

Pandey Ji :- kuchh jugad bna na bhai ..\

Shastri Ji :- bsdk ke shadi hai uski..

Pandey Ji :- bhai uski choochiyan dekhi hai …kasam se choli phad ke nikal jati hai ..

Shastri Ji :- bakloli na pelo samajh gaye …

Pandey Ji :- dekhe to ham bhi kitna jadoo hai tumhari ankhon me ..

Shastri Ji :- bsdk ke hawas ke pujari ..

Shastri Ji vnha se chale aaye ..par unke dimag me ek naya keeda ghused diya tha Pandey ji ..to ghar jane ke bajay sidha Pinkey ke ghar chale gaye ..asal me Pinkey ke ghar uske bagal me hi tha ..dono log pandit the …jan pahchan bdiya tha ..

Shastri Ji :- aur tau ji kaise hal hai ..kam dhandha bdiya hai ..

“bitiya ki shadi hai …vahi tension paisa ..vaisa ki …knha busy rahte ho ..thoda kam dhandha dikhwa lo ..tum ghar ke ho phir bhi kahna pdega ..”

Shastri Ji :- isliye aa gaye hai tauji ..sari jimmedari hmaey aab..dekho kaise dhamake karte hai …

Shastrji ka dimag gadbada raha tha ..vo jaldi se andar ghar gaye aur sidhe Pinkey ke kamre me ghus gaye ..

Aur kahte hai na ki jab bijali girani hoti hai..to kuch na kuch aisa hota hai ki jnha dimag nahi jana chahta vanhi chala jata hai ..



Jaise shastri ji ghuse kamre me …Pinkey leti huyi thi bistar par vo bhi pet ke bal jisse uski chucchiyan bistar se dabkar bahar ki tarf aa rahi thi…aur nazar bhi vanhi panhuchi aur thahar gayi ..

Pinkey :- sudhar jao ..

Shastri Ji :- shadi ho rahi hai ..aur madam ji thoda exercise karo ..\

Pinkey :- ghumate kanha rahte ho ..girlfriend to hai nahi ..kam se kam hamyi shadi ki shopping kra do ..

Shastri Ji :- aise halat me roj dikhogi na ..to dil aa jayega ..

Pinkey :- sandal hai na mere pas ..

Shastri Ji :- to shadi kro tum jake..mujhe pareshan na kro..


Let Continued>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

 

[killar_back]

Kya mast likhte ho bhai.....

Magar update roz rahi dete....

Kahin shastri ji bura na maan jaye...

 

[Assassin]

Makrand pandey ye kya tha bhai, aur Banerjee ka Banjari
Achyutanand pandey tau kis kis namune se milwana baki he ab

 

[Ashu 0000]

Bhai aage bhi likho

 

[Dhampkhan]

bhai wo awarapan par update kb dogeeee

 

[Dhampkhan]

bhai awarapan par intizar rahega update ka

 

[King]

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[tpk]

good one