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Shastri Ji ek dum cool lagte to the bahar se ..par andar unke bhi ek aisa dard chhupa tha ..jo shayad hi koi mahsus kar sake ….is uamra me to sirf ashiqi hi hoti hai aisi jo logo ko majboor kaar deti hai un rangeen si mahfilo me jane ki jise log aksar mohabbat ya ishq ke nam se jante hai …yado ke jharokhe me aaj phir se ek thandi hawa ka jhonkha chalaa tha jo man ke tar ko jhanjhana gya tha ..aakhir zakhm to tha hi aisaa ..jiskaa ghav abhi tak nahi bhar paya tha ..kanhi nasoor na bna jaye ye dard ..bas isi ka dar laga rhta tha Pandey ko ..
Pandey Ji:- kya soch rha hai be..
Shastri Ji :- vo banarjee knha milegi ..
Pandey Ji:- kya kam hai..
Shastri Ji :- knha milegi bta na ..
Pandey Ji :- ghum rahi hogi knhi hmare khilaf prachar karte huye ..
Shastri Ji :- pta kar knha hai ..
Pandey Ji :- class me ..
Shastri JI : teri darling hai tujhe sab pta rahta ..
Pandey Ji:- pta loon kya ..
Shastri Ji :- gustakhi maaf ..pta le lekin abhi usse milna hai ..
Shastri ji aur Pandey dono class ki taraf chalti hai …jnha Priya first bench par baithkar kisi ko kuchh samjha rahi thi ..
Pandey Ji :- kya re banjaree..kisi ko bhadka nahi rhi hmare khilaf ..
Priya koi jawab nahi deti..aur apne kam me lagi rahti hai ..
Shastri Ji :- Priya ..vo mai kal ke liye sorry bolne aaya tha ..
Pandey :- abe kyo ijjat ka bhaji pala kar rha hai ..
Shastri Ji :- tu kam se matlab rakh apne ….
Pandey Ji :- aunty ne kuchh bola kya ..
Priya :- ok..maine tumhe maaf kar diya..
Shastri Ji ;- lekin phir bhi mujhe bura lag rha hai..
Priya :- dupatta utar doon ?
Shastri Ji :- pagal hai kya ..
Priya :- tumhra kuch naya bahan hoga ..mujhe Jaleel karne ka sabke samne kyonki tumhare khilaf jo ldne vali thi ..
Shastri Ji :- aisi bat nahi hai ..agar tumhe ye drama lag rha hai ..to is bar collage ki President tum bnogi …college ki hi nahi ..university ki bhi tum hi banogi ..sun lo kan kholkar sab ..mai is bar chunav nahi ladunga…sare ke sare vote Priya banrajee ko jane chahiye …ab to maaf karogi na..
Sabke chehre par 12 baj gaye the Pandey ko to chakkar aate bacha..Priya aankh fadkar use ghoor rahi thi ..class me maujood sabhi log pagalo ki tarah use dekh rhe the ..
Pandey Ji :- tu pagal ho gya hai …chunav nahi ladega …kyo bahaki bahaki bate kar rha hai ..
Shastri Ji :- ab pata jake use samjha ….tere layak ho gayi hai ..
Pandey Ji :- khyal bahut bura hai jo soch rhe ho ..
Shastri Ji :- mai team me rahunga …bas mujhe mana nahi krega ..
Pandey Ji :- hey bhagwan ..maine kyo bol diya ki vo kisi aur se marwa rahi hogi 
..ab ye use dekhne jayega ki kisse marwa rahi hai ..
..ab ye use dekhne jayega ki kisse marwa rahi hai ..
Shastri Ji :- itni aasani se nahi jane dooga …yar sala zindagi me pahli bar kisi ke liye itna zindadil huye the ..aur kya bol kar gayi ,,mujhe …
Pandey Ji:- soch le ..
Shastri Ji:- soch liya ..
Pandey Ji :- tu ruk is bewadi se mai bat karta hoon..
“Abhi ham dono ne bahut hi gahan charcha ki hai …aur is charcha se hamne ye conclusion nikala hai ..ki banjaree ji aap hi next president banegi ..par iske liye aapko bhai ke liye ek kam karna pdega ..”
Priya :- It’s Banrajee….mai khairat me kisi ki bheekh nahi leti …
Shastri Ji :- khairat me nahi de rha hoon…iske badle me puri keemat lunga ..
Pandey Ji :- aur ye ki tumhe bhai ko ek university ke collage ke entrance ke liye help karni pdegi aur mere sath date par chalna pdega ..
Priya :- whatttttttt…….pagal ho kya ..mai dono hi shart nahi manane vali ..pahli vali ke bare me soch bhi sakti hoon par Date aur tumhre sath …aaine me shakal dekhi hai kabhi …
Pandey Ji :- shakl dekhi hai tabhi tumhe puccha hai ..nahi to kisi acchi ladki ko ptata ..
Priya :- jakar aapna kam kar ..nahi to thappad mar doongi ..
Pandey Ji :- isi bahane chhu to logi ..maa kasam current lag jayega ..
Priya :- teri to…tu jayega ya nahi ….Dev ?
Shastri Ji :- Date ka to mujhe nahi pta…par mai ye kisi ke sath kadwahat lekar zindagi nahi guzar sakta ..bas isliye help chahiye ….
Priya :- par President ka kya lafda hai ..
Shastri Ji :- tum accha kar sakti ho na…to karo..sune hai maine idea tumhare ..
Priya :- par ..
Shastri Ji :- yahi to chah rahi thi tum ..ab jab mai khud hat gaya to pareshani kya hai …tum collage ki chhodo mai tumhe university ka bnawa doonga ..bas mujhe meri help chahiye ..
Pandey Ji:- Shastri ji ne tumhe bahu man liya hai ..isiliye tumse help mang rahe hai nahi to ye mujhse bhi help nahi mangte ..
Priya :- chappal se marugi tujhe Makrand Pandey………….
“Makrand Pandey ”
Sunte hi Shastri Ji ki hansi ka phawwara chhut gaya ….
Pandey Ji :- had me raho banjaree..
Priya :- pahle banrajee kahna sikh le ..chehra suja doongi marte marte ..aab nikal ynha se..aur Dev sochugi is bare me..
Pandey ji :- date ke bare me ?
Priya :- chappal se marugi tujhe ..
Pandey Ji :- chal shastri ..tumayii wajah se shant hai nahi to iski what lga dete ham ..
Shastri aur Pandey dono hi aakar dusri jagah baith gaye ..dono hi kisi khyal me gum the ki tabhi Shastri jor jor se hasne laga ..
Pandey Ji :- ka hua be ..pagla gaye ho ka..
Shastri Ji :- Makrand Pandey .. ..
Pandey :- kantaap mar dete khinch ke..agar tum na hote to..banjaree ki laundi ..ab bsdk baap hamaye rakh diye to ka kare ..tab hame ka pta ..kaun sa accha hai ..kaun sa bura ….Acchutyanand Pandey nam hmaye baap ka bhi to hai ..sab chutiya nandan bulate rahte unhe …
Shastri Ji :- 
Pandey JI :- tum na haso bsdk ..feel ho rha hai ..
Shastri Ji :- to gand marwa lo na hamse bsdk ..feel ho rha hai to ..
Pandey Ji :- kahe uske samne mimiya rahe the ..
Shastri Ji :- abe badi university ke President banege ….jnha se log notice kare ….hame samundr me doobna hai ..talab me nahi …
Pandey Ji :- ooooo..bhai kya dimag lagaya hai…to ye ashiqi ..
Shastri Ji :- chutiya gaye ho ka be ..matlab ham laundiya ke liye ab apni seat chhodege ..pagal ho ..ye laundiya pyar nam par emotional bahut hoti ..bas vahi samjah le …
Pandey Ji :- sala mera to heart hi fail ho jata ..marte marte bacha mai ..
Shastri Ji :- Pandit buddhi hai bsdk ….accho accho ka taaj hila diya hai isne..
Let Continued >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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