Erotica Kaamdev Ka Aashirvaad
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Doorbell ring hota hain aur
darwaza kholti hain Shruti.
Saamne khada th Amit, chehre pe muskaan aur dher saara gifts haath me liye muskura raha tha.
"Bhayiaaaaaaa!!!!!!!"
Shruti se raha nahi gayi aur zor se apni bhayia ke seene se lag gayi. Tabhi kuch aisa hua jo Amit ne kabhi Kalpana bhi nahi ki hogi.
Uske chaudi chaati se Shruti ki papite jaise stan dab gaye aur automatic uske haath apne behn ki peeth par kas gaya. Shruti kuch discomfort mein peeche ho gayi, par normal vyaavahar karne lagi "o goddd bhayiaaaaaaa. kitne Dino Baad!!!!!"
Amit (behn ki gaal par chikoti maarta hua) : Oho .... Meri pyarrii behnaaa.. kaisi hai tu??
Shruti (bollywood filmon ke behno ke tarah) : hmphh jayiee aap.... Koi baat nahi karni aap se?!!! KATTI!!!! (Aise pose me khadi thi ke uska balkhati figure Amit Ko lubhane laga)
Amit (khud ko control me rakhke) : oyeee baki ke log kahaa hain???
Shruti : bhayiaaaaaaa mere pyare bhayia! Jaake Sabse pehle unse miliye jo palken band rakhke, aanhe leti hui, Apne eklaute patidev ki intezaar kar Rahi hain ek mahine se!!!!
Amit hans pada aur bhag ke seedha apne kamre ki aur gaya. Andar aate hi uske saas ruksa gaya aur samay maano vohi tham sa gaya ho. Vaha bed pe apni peeth ke bal leti hui Nalini thi. Ek haath apni pet par aur dusri haathon ki ungliya apni ek lut par phira rahi thi.
Nalini (nazrein sharmake neeche ki aur) aagaye aap! (Dheere se)
Amit ne gaur kiya ke uski patni aur thodi gadrayi aur sudol ho chuki thi pregnancy ke dauran. Is baat ka asar seedha uske laude par parne laga. Suit phenke aur tie loose karte huye voh bed par as baitha aur ek *pccchhhhh* karara chumban Nalini ki Gori gol pet ke upar.
Eeesshhhh... Nalini ki rom rom dhadak uthi. Ab pet se dheere dheere Amit ke hont Nalini ke gardan tak jaane laga aur vaha ke charo aur chumabano ka barsat karne laga.
Ufffffffff Nalini takiye ko kaasss ke jaakad leti hain, par Amit kaha rukne wala tha. Ab uska agla nishan apne patni ke mote rasile gulabii honton par chala Gaya aur chumban pe chumban thopne laga. Nalini ki saas badti gayi aur pet ke saath mote mote tarbuz jaise stan bhi upar neeche hone lagi.
Vaha dusre aur Himani, Sumitra Devi aur Gayatri mandir se aachuke the aur Amit ke aane ke khabar jaise hi Shruti se mili, teeno aurten Khushi se khil uthe.
Gayatri Nalini ke kamre ki aur jaane lagi "betaaaaa kab aaya t......" Uski kathan adhuri hi reh gayi jab saamne uski Nazar dono mia Biwi pe chipak gayi. Uski haath aur maatha paseene se bheeg ne lagi, hont Khul gayi aur saasen tez hone lagi.
Bed pe sirf banyan aur trouser pehne Amit apne garbvati patni Ko jee bhar ke pyaar karle raha tha. Nalini sirf blouse aur petticoat me thi, kisi kamuk Murti ki tarah saasen hila rahi thi aur siskiyaan nikal rahi thi.
Dono Ko Gayatri ka darwaze par hone ka koi ehsas nahi tha.
Gayatri kuch na boli aur Chali gayi vaha se...
Saaasen tez
Maathe pe pasina
Kuch ded Baad Nalini Ko neend aajati hain aur Amit uski Mathe pe chumban deke apni shirt, suit uthaye kamre me se bahaar Nikal Gaya. Jaate jaate achanak saamne Pooja khadi mili
Pooja : Amit bhayiaaaaaaa !!!!
Amit ke gale milte hi, vohi ehsaas hua jo Shruti ke saath bhi use hua tha. Is mamle me Pooja ki badan thodi zyada sudol thi isliye Amit Ko aur mazaa aane Laga.
Pooja ek break leti hui : oyeee Mr.!!!! Main behn hoon!! Biwi nahin!! (Hansne lagi)
Amit bhi smile karne Laga..par use kuch Ajeeb Laga..
Is had tak kamukta apne hi family Ko darshana use thik nahi Laga... Haala ki .. Shruti aur Pooja dono mast jism ke ladkiyan thi. Pooja kuch kehti ke achanak Amit ke trouser ka ubhar dekhne lagi.
Aankhen badi badi ho gayi par phir vaha se chal leti hain. Amit daud ke apne maa ke room ke vaha jaane laga.
Gayatri aisi hi leti hui thi, Aankhen band thi aur uski bahut zyada mote mote stan dheere se hil rahe the upaar.... neeche....neeche....upar.
Honton pe pasina jam Gayi thi jo maathe me se tapak rahi thi. Voh soche lagi ke sach me Amit ab bada hogaya...bada kya.. voh to baap baanne ke raaste me tha.
Voh soch hi Rahi thi ki ek mardana haath uske kandhon Ko jakad leta hain "MAA!!!"
Gayatri ke andar kamukta aur Mamta ek saath havi ho gaya.. aur phir mudke apne bete ko seene se zoron se chipka di
"Mera betaaaaa!!!!!! Agaya tu!!"
Kaske ek dusre Ko jakde huye maa beta aise hi rahe.. ke tabhi kamre ke bahaar se kisi ki gaane ki awaaz aayi "are jaaaaneee doo naaaa uhnnn paas aaao naaa. ....chuo chuo na mujhe ..."
Gayatri aur Amit halbalakar ek dusre se alag ho jaate hain, yeh gaana koi aur nahi balki Shruti gaa Rahi thi.
Shruti (dono ke kareeb aati hui) : oho!!!! Maa beta.. romantic mood me.. kya baat hai!! (Hansti hain)
Gayatri (ghusse me) oyeee mar khayegi tu!!!! Kaisi mazak hain yeh... (Par dhadkan Abhi bhi tez chal rahi thi)
Shruti bhaag jaati hain aur Amit ek smile deta hua "mmmain daadi se milke aata hoon" kehke kamre me se nikal Gaya.
Gayatri Abhi bhi apni dhadkanen sambhal rahi thi. Na jaane kyon usne foran apni phone ke YouTube pe vapas vohi Gaana dekhne lag jaati hain. Dimple ke kamuk harkatein dekhke voh bhi garma gayi. "Uffff kitni bold moves deti hain yeh heroine" sochne lagi.
Dusre aur....
"Dadi maa!!!!!"
Sumitra Devi ki seena chauda ho gayi apne eklaute pote ko dekhke "Mera pota.... Mera nawasa!!!!"
Apne daadi ki paoo chuye aur uske paas bethne hi wala tha ke Sumitra achanak bol padi "are gale nahi lagega???"
Amit kuch soch me chala gaya, subah se ghar ke mahilao ke gale lagke use kuch kuch hone Laga tha...par yeh sab ab daadi ko kaun samjhaye.
Sumitra : Are kya hua beta!!! Bachpan me to mere seene se to ek jhatke me hi lag jaata tha.... Lagta hain ab is boodhi daadi ko tu to jaise bhool hi gaya hain.
Amit (saaf mann rakhta hua) : are nahi... Dadi maa ... Meri darling dadi maa!!!! (Aksar mazak mein apne daadi ko darling bulata tha)
Amit Sumitra ke seene se sat gaya aur ufffffffff phir se vohi ehsaaas. 65 hone ke bavajood bhi Sumitra ki jism kaafi sudol aur charbidaar thi. Aise me uski saggy Lekin bade bade tarbooz Amit ke jawan sine se dhass Gaye.
Kuch ded ke baad Sumitra hansti hui "aate bas bass daadi ki jaan lega kya" kehke pote se alag ho gayi. Amit bhi saath me muskuraya.
Us raat Nalini aur Amit ek dusre ke saath chipak ke soye the. Voh apni pati ke haath ko apni pet par rakhke use sehlane lagi.
Nalini (phusphusate huye) : ajiii, kya lagta hai aapko.... Ladka ya ladki?
Amit : hmmmmmmm ladki chahiye...tumhari tarah (honton ko choom leta hain)
Nalini : mmmmnm meri tarah hi kyon?? (Amit ke jeebh par apni jeebh ragad ti hui)
Amit : hmmmmmmm kyonki mujhe tumhari hi photocopy chahiye....ek choti si Nalini!!
Nalini : mmmm par mujhe to ladka chahiye..aap jaisa (vapas pati ko choom leti hain)
Amit aur Nalini aise hi pyar bhare baatein karte karte so gaye aur raat ghana hota gaya. Dono barabar neend ki aagosh me doob chuke the ke tabhi Amit ko ek ajeeb sa sapna aaya.
Sapna kuch is tarah :
Chaaro aur dhund hi dhund chaya hua tha...raat ka samay tha...maano koi Ramsay ke filmon ka set ho..
Amit ne gaur kiya ke voh bilkul nanga avastha me tha, na koi vastra aur kapde ke naam pe ek rumal tak bhi nahi tha. Usi nangan avastha me voh aaage jaata gaya aur dhund badta Gaya.
Kuch doori par...ek aurat khada dikha use. Gaur kiya to pata chala ke aurat vohi ganv ki thi jo use flight ke dauran ek vaham me aya tha. Amit hairani se stabhd khada raha ke utne me voh aurat uske paas aayi.
Aurat : Vats! Aaj tumhe apne zimidariyan lena padega...kahin tum chook gaye to ghor anarth bhi ho sakta hain!
Amit (ghabrate huye) kkaun sssii.. zimidariyan?????
Aurat : SAMBHOG KA!
Amit ke pairo tale zameen harbarane laga aur saas tez hota gaya. "Kya matlab hai aapka????"
Aurat (uske ird gird badi haule se ghoomti hui) : Dekho vats..gaur se suno meri baaton ko. Tumhe swayam Kaamdev ne apne ek Kariya ke liye chuna hain. Yeh karya sapoorn karke hi tumhe moksha prapt ho sakta hain. Varna is ka asar tumhare patni ke pet me pal rahe santan par bhi bura ho sakta hain...
Amit : NAHI NAHI!!!! Main voh sabkuch karoonga jo aap kahenge!! Mera parivaar ko kuchh bhi nahi hona chahiye!!!!
Amit ke pura shareer pasine se taar taar ho raha tha.
Aurat : Yeh bhala ek sapna hain mamuli sa..par is sapne ke baad tum ek mamuli mard nahi rahoge! Tum ek sampoorn Kamdev ke ek avatar hoke apne kariye ko anjaam doge.
Amit sunta gaya dhyan se....
Aurat : Sabse pehla asar tum pe yeh hoga ke tumhare andar ke kamukta badne lagega..jiska praman tumhare gupt naago ke phule huye nase denge!... phir tumhare andar ke chupe kaamvaasna jaagne lagega....aur tum ek lambe shikaar pe nikloge!
Amit (hairaan aur pareshan) shikaar???
Aurat (kamuk muskaan deti hui) Haan! ....pyase jismon ke shikaar!
Yeh vakya ka asar seedhe uske laude par aane laga aur sach me uske base phulne lag gaya. Ab to zaleem danda hunkare maarne laga dheere dheere..
Voh aurat use aur garmane lagi
"Pyase jismon ka shikaar!!!!"
"Raseele badano ka shikaar!!!!!"
"Ras bhare aatmao se ras ka shikaar!!!"
Amit se aur raha nahi gaya...ke tabhi voh aurat apni saare gehua vastr utaar phenk deti hain aur kasss ke chipak jaati hain Amit ke saath.
Dono ke beech ek sambhog ka taal meel chalne laga aur......
.....
"Ooffff Amitttttt.. kya kar rahe hoo???" Uffff chalo hato naa!!"
Yeh awaaz thi Nalini ki jo Amit ko baju me dhakelti hui lambe lambe saasen lene lagti hai. Baju me sadkaye gaye Amit Ko hosh aata hain aur phir ehsaas hua ke voh ajeeb sa sapna khatam ho chuka tha.
Amit : (hosh me aata hua)oh ssorry baby....ohhhh god..hmm tum aaram karo... sorry..
Nalini
sambhalti hui) tum jab se aye ho kuch zyada hi kamuk ho rahe ho! (Rahat me smile karti hui) aur kuch nahi to bacche ka to khayal karo! Shaitaan kahinke (Amit ke chati par ek thapki lagati hai)
Dono so jaate hain aur us raat Amit ko koi aur sapna nahi aya. Par subah kya rang khilayega yeh bhala kise pata?
Agle din
Amit angrayi le hi raha tha ke uske saamne ek chai ka tray pakda hua ek haath nazar Aya. Voh haath Pooja ki thi "Gd morning bhayia!!"
Amit ko kuch hone Laga aur uske mooh se apne aap hi kuch alfaaz jaise nikle ho "Husn ho to aisa ho ke saamnewala kai baar jeete ji mar jaye!"
Pooja samajhdar thi, situation handle karna use malum tha. (clap clap) " vaah bhayia!! Par mein Pooja hoon! Bhabhi to aapke baju me soyi hain!"
Amit thoda hosh me phir aate huye.."ohhhh..yeh main kya keh gayaa..oh...". Tabhi uske andar se ek awaaz aya!
Aatma : Aise meethe meethe stanon ki to poojapath honi chahiye...jaoo....unhe jakad lo!! JAO!!
Amit ko pasina aane Laga.. yeh uska apna hi Aatma aaj kuch badla badla sa kyon lagne laga tha. Aur voh yeh kaise karta bhala, aakhir Pooja uska cousin thi... Uske haath kaampte huye aage bade ki chai parosna know karke musurake Pooja vaha se chali jaati hain.
Amit ka to saas 1 GB ke Raftaar se bhaag raha ho jaise. Paas me leti Nalini uska haath tham leti hain "gd morning jaanu!!".
Amit jhook ke apne hont uski honton se sata leta hain.
Nalini chumbano ka saath deti hui sochti rahi mann me "Badmaash kahin ke!".
_________
Doorbell ring hota hain aur
darwaza kholti hain Shruti.
Saamne khada th Amit, chehre pe muskaan aur dher saara gifts haath me liye muskura raha tha.
"Bhayiaaaaaaa!!!!!!!"
Shruti se raha nahi gayi aur zor se apni bhayia ke seene se lag gayi. Tabhi kuch aisa hua jo Amit ne kabhi Kalpana bhi nahi ki hogi.
Uske chaudi chaati se Shruti ki papite jaise stan dab gaye aur automatic uske haath apne behn ki peeth par kas gaya. Shruti kuch discomfort mein peeche ho gayi, par normal vyaavahar karne lagi "o goddd bhayiaaaaaaa. kitne Dino Baad!!!!!"
Amit (behn ki gaal par chikoti maarta hua) : Oho .... Meri pyarrii behnaaa.. kaisi hai tu??
Shruti (bollywood filmon ke behno ke tarah) : hmphh jayiee aap.... Koi baat nahi karni aap se?!!! KATTI!!!! (Aise pose me khadi thi ke uska balkhati figure Amit Ko lubhane laga)
Amit (khud ko control me rakhke) : oyeee baki ke log kahaa hain???
Shruti : bhayiaaaaaaa mere pyare bhayia! Jaake Sabse pehle unse miliye jo palken band rakhke, aanhe leti hui, Apne eklaute patidev ki intezaar kar Rahi hain ek mahine se!!!!
Amit hans pada aur bhag ke seedha apne kamre ki aur gaya. Andar aate hi uske saas ruksa gaya aur samay maano vohi tham sa gaya ho. Vaha bed pe apni peeth ke bal leti hui Nalini thi. Ek haath apni pet par aur dusri haathon ki ungliya apni ek lut par phira rahi thi.
Nalini (nazrein sharmake neeche ki aur) aagaye aap! (Dheere se)
Amit ne gaur kiya ke uski patni aur thodi gadrayi aur sudol ho chuki thi pregnancy ke dauran. Is baat ka asar seedha uske laude par parne laga. Suit phenke aur tie loose karte huye voh bed par as baitha aur ek *pccchhhhh* karara chumban Nalini ki Gori gol pet ke upar.
Eeesshhhh... Nalini ki rom rom dhadak uthi. Ab pet se dheere dheere Amit ke hont Nalini ke gardan tak jaane laga aur vaha ke charo aur chumabano ka barsat karne laga.
Ufffffffff Nalini takiye ko kaasss ke jaakad leti hain, par Amit kaha rukne wala tha. Ab uska agla nishan apne patni ke mote rasile gulabii honton par chala Gaya aur chumban pe chumban thopne laga. Nalini ki saas badti gayi aur pet ke saath mote mote tarbuz jaise stan bhi upar neeche hone lagi.
Vaha dusre aur Himani, Sumitra Devi aur Gayatri mandir se aachuke the aur Amit ke aane ke khabar jaise hi Shruti se mili, teeno aurten Khushi se khil uthe.
Gayatri Nalini ke kamre ki aur jaane lagi "betaaaaa kab aaya t......" Uski kathan adhuri hi reh gayi jab saamne uski Nazar dono mia Biwi pe chipak gayi. Uski haath aur maatha paseene se bheeg ne lagi, hont Khul gayi aur saasen tez hone lagi.
Bed pe sirf banyan aur trouser pehne Amit apne garbvati patni Ko jee bhar ke pyaar karle raha tha. Nalini sirf blouse aur petticoat me thi, kisi kamuk Murti ki tarah saasen hila rahi thi aur siskiyaan nikal rahi thi.
Dono Ko Gayatri ka darwaze par hone ka koi ehsas nahi tha.
Gayatri kuch na boli aur Chali gayi vaha se...
Saaasen tez
Maathe pe pasina
Kuch ded Baad Nalini Ko neend aajati hain aur Amit uski Mathe pe chumban deke apni shirt, suit uthaye kamre me se bahaar Nikal Gaya. Jaate jaate achanak saamne Pooja khadi mili
Pooja : Amit bhayiaaaaaaa !!!!
Amit ke gale milte hi, vohi ehsaas hua jo Shruti ke saath bhi use hua tha. Is mamle me Pooja ki badan thodi zyada sudol thi isliye Amit Ko aur mazaa aane Laga.
Pooja ek break leti hui : oyeee Mr.!!!! Main behn hoon!! Biwi nahin!! (Hansne lagi)
Amit bhi smile karne Laga..par use kuch Ajeeb Laga..
Is had tak kamukta apne hi family Ko darshana use thik nahi Laga... Haala ki .. Shruti aur Pooja dono mast jism ke ladkiyan thi. Pooja kuch kehti ke achanak Amit ke trouser ka ubhar dekhne lagi.
Aankhen badi badi ho gayi par phir vaha se chal leti hain. Amit daud ke apne maa ke room ke vaha jaane laga.
Gayatri aisi hi leti hui thi, Aankhen band thi aur uski bahut zyada mote mote stan dheere se hil rahe the upaar.... neeche....neeche....upar.
Honton pe pasina jam Gayi thi jo maathe me se tapak rahi thi. Voh soche lagi ke sach me Amit ab bada hogaya...bada kya.. voh to baap baanne ke raaste me tha.
Voh soch hi Rahi thi ki ek mardana haath uske kandhon Ko jakad leta hain "MAA!!!"
Gayatri ke andar kamukta aur Mamta ek saath havi ho gaya.. aur phir mudke apne bete ko seene se zoron se chipka di
"Mera betaaaaa!!!!!! Agaya tu!!"
Kaske ek dusre Ko jakde huye maa beta aise hi rahe.. ke tabhi kamre ke bahaar se kisi ki gaane ki awaaz aayi "are jaaaaneee doo naaaa uhnnn paas aaao naaa. ....chuo chuo na mujhe ..."
Gayatri aur Amit halbalakar ek dusre se alag ho jaate hain, yeh gaana koi aur nahi balki Shruti gaa Rahi thi.
Shruti (dono ke kareeb aati hui) : oho!!!! Maa beta.. romantic mood me.. kya baat hai!! (Hansti hain)
Gayatri (ghusse me) oyeee mar khayegi tu!!!! Kaisi mazak hain yeh... (Par dhadkan Abhi bhi tez chal rahi thi)
Shruti bhaag jaati hain aur Amit ek smile deta hua "mmmain daadi se milke aata hoon" kehke kamre me se nikal Gaya.
Gayatri Abhi bhi apni dhadkanen sambhal rahi thi. Na jaane kyon usne foran apni phone ke YouTube pe vapas vohi Gaana dekhne lag jaati hain. Dimple ke kamuk harkatein dekhke voh bhi garma gayi. "Uffff kitni bold moves deti hain yeh heroine" sochne lagi.
Dusre aur....
"Dadi maa!!!!!"
Sumitra Devi ki seena chauda ho gayi apne eklaute pote ko dekhke "Mera pota.... Mera nawasa!!!!"
Apne daadi ki paoo chuye aur uske paas bethne hi wala tha ke Sumitra achanak bol padi "are gale nahi lagega???"
Amit kuch soch me chala gaya, subah se ghar ke mahilao ke gale lagke use kuch kuch hone Laga tha...par yeh sab ab daadi ko kaun samjhaye.
Sumitra : Are kya hua beta!!! Bachpan me to mere seene se to ek jhatke me hi lag jaata tha.... Lagta hain ab is boodhi daadi ko tu to jaise bhool hi gaya hain.
Amit (saaf mann rakhta hua) : are nahi... Dadi maa ... Meri darling dadi maa!!!! (Aksar mazak mein apne daadi ko darling bulata tha)
Amit Sumitra ke seene se sat gaya aur ufffffffff phir se vohi ehsaaas. 65 hone ke bavajood bhi Sumitra ki jism kaafi sudol aur charbidaar thi. Aise me uski saggy Lekin bade bade tarbooz Amit ke jawan sine se dhass Gaye.
Kuch ded ke baad Sumitra hansti hui "aate bas bass daadi ki jaan lega kya" kehke pote se alag ho gayi. Amit bhi saath me muskuraya.
Us raat Nalini aur Amit ek dusre ke saath chipak ke soye the. Voh apni pati ke haath ko apni pet par rakhke use sehlane lagi.
Nalini (phusphusate huye) : ajiii, kya lagta hai aapko.... Ladka ya ladki?
Amit : hmmmmmmm ladki chahiye...tumhari tarah (honton ko choom leta hain)
Nalini : mmmmnm meri tarah hi kyon?? (Amit ke jeebh par apni jeebh ragad ti hui)
Amit : hmmmmmmm kyonki mujhe tumhari hi photocopy chahiye....ek choti si Nalini!!
Nalini : mmmm par mujhe to ladka chahiye..aap jaisa (vapas pati ko choom leti hain)
Amit aur Nalini aise hi pyar bhare baatein karte karte so gaye aur raat ghana hota gaya. Dono barabar neend ki aagosh me doob chuke the ke tabhi Amit ko ek ajeeb sa sapna aaya.
Sapna kuch is tarah :
Chaaro aur dhund hi dhund chaya hua tha...raat ka samay tha...maano koi Ramsay ke filmon ka set ho..
Amit ne gaur kiya ke voh bilkul nanga avastha me tha, na koi vastra aur kapde ke naam pe ek rumal tak bhi nahi tha. Usi nangan avastha me voh aaage jaata gaya aur dhund badta Gaya.
Kuch doori par...ek aurat khada dikha use. Gaur kiya to pata chala ke aurat vohi ganv ki thi jo use flight ke dauran ek vaham me aya tha. Amit hairani se stabhd khada raha ke utne me voh aurat uske paas aayi.
Aurat : Vats! Aaj tumhe apne zimidariyan lena padega...kahin tum chook gaye to ghor anarth bhi ho sakta hain!
Amit (ghabrate huye) kkaun sssii.. zimidariyan?????
Aurat : SAMBHOG KA!
Amit ke pairo tale zameen harbarane laga aur saas tez hota gaya. "Kya matlab hai aapka????"
Aurat (uske ird gird badi haule se ghoomti hui) : Dekho vats..gaur se suno meri baaton ko. Tumhe swayam Kaamdev ne apne ek Kariya ke liye chuna hain. Yeh karya sapoorn karke hi tumhe moksha prapt ho sakta hain. Varna is ka asar tumhare patni ke pet me pal rahe santan par bhi bura ho sakta hain...
Amit : NAHI NAHI!!!! Main voh sabkuch karoonga jo aap kahenge!! Mera parivaar ko kuchh bhi nahi hona chahiye!!!!
Amit ke pura shareer pasine se taar taar ho raha tha.
Aurat : Yeh bhala ek sapna hain mamuli sa..par is sapne ke baad tum ek mamuli mard nahi rahoge! Tum ek sampoorn Kamdev ke ek avatar hoke apne kariye ko anjaam doge.
Amit sunta gaya dhyan se....
Aurat : Sabse pehla asar tum pe yeh hoga ke tumhare andar ke kamukta badne lagega..jiska praman tumhare gupt naago ke phule huye nase denge!... phir tumhare andar ke chupe kaamvaasna jaagne lagega....aur tum ek lambe shikaar pe nikloge!
Amit (hairaan aur pareshan) shikaar???
Aurat (kamuk muskaan deti hui) Haan! ....pyase jismon ke shikaar!
Yeh vakya ka asar seedhe uske laude par aane laga aur sach me uske base phulne lag gaya. Ab to zaleem danda hunkare maarne laga dheere dheere..
Voh aurat use aur garmane lagi
"Pyase jismon ka shikaar!!!!"
"Raseele badano ka shikaar!!!!!"
"Ras bhare aatmao se ras ka shikaar!!!"
Amit se aur raha nahi gaya...ke tabhi voh aurat apni saare gehua vastr utaar phenk deti hain aur kasss ke chipak jaati hain Amit ke saath.
Dono ke beech ek sambhog ka taal meel chalne laga aur......
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"Ooffff Amitttttt.. kya kar rahe hoo???" Uffff chalo hato naa!!"
Yeh awaaz thi Nalini ki jo Amit ko baju me dhakelti hui lambe lambe saasen lene lagti hai. Baju me sadkaye gaye Amit Ko hosh aata hain aur phir ehsaas hua ke voh ajeeb sa sapna khatam ho chuka tha.
Amit : (hosh me aata hua)oh ssorry baby....ohhhh god..hmm tum aaram karo... sorry..
Nalini
sambhalti hui) tum jab se aye ho kuch zyada hi kamuk ho rahe ho! (Rahat me smile karti hui) aur kuch nahi to bacche ka to khayal karo! Shaitaan kahinke (Amit ke chati par ek thapki lagati hai)Dono so jaate hain aur us raat Amit ko koi aur sapna nahi aya. Par subah kya rang khilayega yeh bhala kise pata?
Agle din
Amit angrayi le hi raha tha ke uske saamne ek chai ka tray pakda hua ek haath nazar Aya. Voh haath Pooja ki thi "Gd morning bhayia!!"
Amit ko kuch hone Laga aur uske mooh se apne aap hi kuch alfaaz jaise nikle ho "Husn ho to aisa ho ke saamnewala kai baar jeete ji mar jaye!"
Pooja samajhdar thi, situation handle karna use malum tha. (clap clap) " vaah bhayia!! Par mein Pooja hoon! Bhabhi to aapke baju me soyi hain!"
Amit thoda hosh me phir aate huye.."ohhhh..yeh main kya keh gayaa..oh...". Tabhi uske andar se ek awaaz aya!
Aatma : Aise meethe meethe stanon ki to poojapath honi chahiye...jaoo....unhe jakad lo!! JAO!!
Amit ko pasina aane Laga.. yeh uska apna hi Aatma aaj kuch badla badla sa kyon lagne laga tha. Aur voh yeh kaise karta bhala, aakhir Pooja uska cousin thi... Uske haath kaampte huye aage bade ki chai parosna know karke musurake Pooja vaha se chali jaati hain.
Amit ka to saas 1 GB ke Raftaar se bhaag raha ho jaise. Paas me leti Nalini uska haath tham leti hain "gd morning jaanu!!".
Amit jhook ke apne hont uski honton se sata leta hain.
Nalini chumbano ka saath deti hui sochti rahi mann me "Badmaash kahin ke!".
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Doston! Aap sab ka pyar paaker mein bahut prasann hua hoon! Shukriya aap sab ka.
Vaise har kirdar khaas hain is kahani me, Amit bhi unmse se hi hain.
Vaise har kirdar khaas hain is kahani me, Amit bhi unmse se hi hain.
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