Update 4
Shaam ko hall me jab sab beth gaye ek saath vartalab ke liye tabhi vaha aa jaati hai Pooja matakti hui seedhe apne bhayia Amit ke paas.
Aaj Pooja kuch alag hi swavbhav pesh kar rhi thi Amit ke taraf. Jaise vo uske god par beth jaati hain, sab hairan hone lage.
Himani : Pooja!! Yeh kya!! Thik se beth!!
Pooja (uthti hui) ooops sorry bhayiaa!! (Baju me beth jaati hain)
Sumitra Devi

hanske) darasal Himu, galti iski nahi hain... Bachpan me sabse zyada Amit ke god par yehi betha karti thi.
Gayatri kuch n boli, bas apni saas ko dekhke thodi muskurayi.
Amit : (haske) are badi kahaan hui hai?? Bachiiii to abhi bhi hain yeh!
Pooja thenga dikhati hain ke tabhi dusre aur ek behad haseen ladki sirf shorts aur top pehne hall me Pravesh karti hain. Woh koi aur nahi balki Shruti thi. Apni wax ki gayi pairo ka numaish karti hui heels pehn rahi thi ke ..tabhi
Gayatri : Uffff is ladki ka main kya karoon, hai raam zara kapde to dekho madam ki!
Pooja : Oye heroine!!! Kahaa Chali?? (Shruti ke kapdo se jalan hone lagi)
Shruti : (Pooja ko ignore karti hui) mom! Main Neeta ki yahaa Jaa Rahi hoon! Aane me shaam ho jayega!! Byeez!!
Shruti matak matak ke apni sudol gaand shorts me hila hila ke jaane lagi to Amit bas use hi dekhta gaya.
"Bahut phudakne lagi hai yeh ladki" Pooja sochne lagi.
Kuch dedh baad Amit Apne washroom me fresh hone laga ke achanak saamne aine me ek dhund sa chaa Gaya.
Aise me Amit ghabra gaya ke tabhi saamne dekha ke vohi aurat khadi thi jo sapne me ayi thi. Vohi gehua vastr pehni hui thi aur badi kamuk nazariye se use dekh rahi thi.
Amit : ttummm phir se??
Aurat : Ab samay vilamb mat karo....jald hi kuch karo varna tumhara Jeevan Sankat me aa sakta hain!!! Vats!
Amit : pleaseeee jaaoo yahha see jaoooo!!!!!
Palke jhapakte hi usne dekha ke aina saaf tha....voh aurat chali gayi thi.
Amit chen ke rahat leta hua bathroom se nikal gaya aur office ke liye tayyar hone laga. Nalini hamesha ke tarah apne pet ko haath lagayye kuch barbara rahi thi, jaise apne aane wale bacche se baat kar rahi ho.
Use dekh Amit hans deta hain aur Nalini mooh banati Hui "ajeee!! hansiye mat!! " Aur ek takia phenk maarti hain.
Tabhi darwaze par Pooja khadi ho jaati hain "Sorry 2 disturb lovebirds!! Mmmm bhayiaa aap se ek kaam thi!!! Kya aap mujhe College drop kar denge??....(bholi Surat me) pleaaaase!!!!
Amit uski ek mulayam gaal pe chikoti maarta hain "haha.. sure.. chal phir!!"
Dono nikal padte hain aur Nalini muskurati hui ek magazine padne lagti hain.
Amit apne car mein Pooja ko leke ravana ho jaata hain.
Kyonke raaste me jam bahut tha, dono apas mei hi gappe ladane lage.
Vaha dusre aur Himani ke phone pe vapas Bhim ka message aane lagta hain aur voh sharma jaati hain hamesha ki tarah.
SMS : Aaja Aaj milne raat Ko!
Himani reply dene lagi : mmmm yaha nahin.. umm darr lagta hai baba! 
Bhim ka reply : chal thik hain !! tujhe baad mein dekh loonga....us raat ke kuch chumme udhaar hai tujhpar..MERE CHAMIYA!!
Apni phone ke screen off karke Himani zoron se saas lene lagti hain. Ufff yeh low class ka naukar kahinke
..uska itni himmat ke aisi sasti bhaasha use karta hain!!
Yeh soch soch ke Himani neeche se geeli hone lagti hai aur samajh nahi aa raha tha ke apni saree ki anchal se apne maathe ki paseena poche ya phir apni bur ke jaantho se ras.
Voh hans leti hain aur matakte huye kitchen me jaati hain Gayatri ki haath batane.
Dusre aur..
Gaadi me betha Pooja aur Amit hans ke baatein kar rahe the ke achanak saamne raasta band pada hua mila. Tabhi ek banda daudta hua khidki ke paas aake bola "are sahab!! U-turn lelejiye. Yeh road to band hain!!
Pooja : oh God! Ab kya hoga bhayia! Mujhe College bhi to pahuchna hai. Shit!!
Amit : are yaar ghabrao mat, are bhayia (bande ke taraf) aur koi raasta aage nikalta hain kya??
Voh banda use ek dusre raaste ke baare me jaankari deta hai aur turant Amit gari us taraf ghuma leta hain. Pooja ghabrayi hui thi aur baar baar haath Amit ke haath par sata rahi thi.
Uske haath ke sparsh se Amit ke haath se leke jism tak nase jaag gaye aur ek baar phir usne apne cousin ke aur smile deta hua raftaar badata gaya.
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Vaha kitchen me :
Gayatri : Himu, tu aajkal kuch chupane lagi hain...
Himani : kya....kya keh rahi ho didi! Main kya chupaoongi!
Gayatri : accha!! Yeh tere phone pe Tui Tui ki aawazein kuchh zyada badh gayi hain! Kya yeh Daya ke messages hai.......ya phir.........
Himani kuch ghabra jaati hai! Uski saas phulne lagi. Aise me Gayatri use chedne lagi "are devranijiii..kuch to bolo!! Dekh tu chup bethegi to tujhe........ Main tujhe Nalini ke saamne zalil karoongi!!
Aisa sunte hi Himani ki jism kaamp uthi aur honton ko dabati hui maatha pochne lagi pallu se. Voh apni jethani ko batati bhi to kya batati.
Kuch dedh ke khamoshi ke baad Gayatri zor se hans padti hain... "OHO...mazaak kar rahi thi main!"
Himani chain ki rahat leke phir mooh ko sharmile andaaz me jhukati hui boli "didiiiii.. darasal ....mmeerra..mera affair hain .. Bhima kkee saath!
Paas me pressure cooker ki seeti baj jaata hain aur Gayatri ka mooh khula ka khula reh jaata hain. Ab saasen badne ki baari uski thi. Haath me jo tel ki katori thami hui thi voh bhi neeche girne lagi haath me se.
Yeh uski devrani kya anab shanab bak rahi thi ....Bhim?????
"Yehhh..yeh kya bakwas kar rahiii hain tu?????" Gayatri dheeme lekin sakhti se bol padi.
Himani phut phut ke rone lgi "MAIN SACHH keh Rahi hooo didiiiii!!!! Aur sach yeh bhi hain ke .. (thook ghontti hui) Daya mujhe khush nahi rakh paata hain!!"
Gayatri apni mooh par haath rakhke sirf use ghoorti rah gyee.
Himani chalaak kisam ki aurat thi. Voh Kaikei ki tarah chaal chalne mein maahir thi. Ab maksat yeh tha ke Gayatri bhi uske paksh me ho jaye.
Himani : (Badi hi natakya tarike se) Are didiiiii...voh bada kamal ka Banda hai! (Gayatri ki kandhon ko masalne lagi)
Gayatri ki aankhein badi badi ho gayee. Kuch na boli.
Himani : Are didiii...usme aur Daya mein kaafi farak hai! Ab.... Main kkyaaa bataooon aapko!
Himani ki mann itni maili ho gayee ke Bhim ke saath pehli mulakat se leke ab tak ke saare kamuk daastan Gayatri ko sunane lagi.
Gayatri ko ghinn si aati hain par jism me garmi bhi praveesh karne lagi saath saath.
Yeh kaisi uljhan thi.... yeh kaisa ehsaas jaag raha tha...... Gayatri duvidha mein aagayi. Himani sar neeche karke kitchen me se nikal padti hain, reh jaati hai Gayatri jiske maathe se leke stan ke bagal bhi paseene se bhigne lagi.
Vaha dusre aur Amit us anjaan aadmi ke keh gaye raaste par gaari chala hi raha tha ke achanak galiyaan kuch subsaan hone laga...aur traffic aur insaan ka koi khabar tak nahi.
Pooja ab besabr ho rahi thi aur baar baar apni phone check karne lagi : Ohhhh no!!! Signal ya tower!! Kuch bhi nahi hai bhaiyaa!! Kya kare!
Amit kuch hosh me kam tha. Mahol ke frustration ne uske dimag to khadab karli lekin saamne bethe pari ko dekhke uska iman dolne Laga.
Bina kuch sankoch ke apne pasine se latpat haath ko Pooja ke haath ke upar thaam leta hain. Is harkat se uski jism me current si daud jaati hai aur uske "bhayia.." bolte hi ssssshhhhh...Amit ke hont uske labon ko thaam leta hain. Amit ko hosh hi nahi tha ke yeh sab sapne me aayi hui us aurat ka vardaan Pravesh kar rahi thi uske shareer mein.
Nateeja Yun hua ke Amit ke kamauttejna kuch zyada badhne laga aur uske aankhon mein ek bhookh...ek hawas Pooja ko saaf dikhayi diya.
Pooja uske haath ko sarkati hui "yehhhhhm kyaa kar rahe ho bhayiaaaaaaa!!!! What the hell!"
Uski awaaz me krodh to thi par Amit ko farak nahi pada bilkul bhi. Usne vapas Pooja ki haath thaam li aur jhat se *pccchhhhh" choom liya. Pooja us chumban se hairan ho gayi.
Pooja (haath chudati hui) what the hell ......main bhabhi ko sab bataoongi!!!! How dare y.....
SATAK!!!!!
Pooja ki gaal par Amit ke haath lgte hi thodi sujh jaati hai. Gulabi gol gaal aur zyada gulabi dikhne lagi achanak...Pooja chupchaap bethi rahi aur apni manicured gulabi nakhun se gaal ko sehlake neeche aur ird gird dekhne lagi.
Amit : (kamukta ke andhepan mein) saali!! Ek to aise madmast chucche aur gaand hila hila ke chalti ho!! Upar se yeh seedhi saadhi behn bhi banti ho.... Aaj tujhe itna uttejit karoonga..ke tu bhi (aankhein bade bade) yaad rakhegi!!
Pooja ke mooh pe uski hath aajati hain ..... yehhh sab kya keh Raha tha Amit! Use khud nahi maloom.... Aise saste Shabd sunke uski bhi chipi hui vaasna ubharne lagi aur Dil zoron se dhadkne bhi lagi.
Soonsaan raste pe ab ek ped ke chav tale unke gaadi thama hua tha. Aaju baju ek bhi jeev ya vahan ka namo nishaan tak nahi. Gaadi ke andar do kamukta Dil machalne lage. Dono ka dil dhadakne lage...
Dono nazdeek aaaye ..
Paseene se latpat haathon ki ungliya ek dusre me dhas gaye....
Dono honton ki jodiya thartharaye
...aur..
*Mhmmhwhnmn*
Phir hont hont ek dusre se mil Gaye . Gaadi ke andar sannate me sirf in dobo ke chumne ke awaazein aaa rahi thi. Pooja ki mulayam ungliya Amit ke gardan thaam liya aur use aage ke taraf dhakelti gayi.
Amit ek College ke pagal aashiq ki tarah Pooja ko ignore chumta gaya aur Pooja bhi saath deti rahi.
Jaise log ek bhaari saman ko apne sar ya kaandhe se hatake rahat ki saas leta hain..bilkul vaise hi Pooja ab apni chipe huye hawas ka bhoj apni panty me ras ki roop me chorne lagi.
Samay badal raha tha in dono ke liye.. honton se baat ab zabaan tak aane Laga aur Dono zabaane ladai karne lage ek dusre se. Ab ki baar Pooja dheere dheere Amit ke shirt ke buttono ko tatolne lagi.
Apni cousin ke prati jo feelings dil ki gehrayi me chipi hui thi.. ab voh bahaar aane lagi! Amit ke lund me ab hulchul hone Laga.... Ek haath se voh Pooja ki kase huye chuche dabane laga to dusre ke ungliya zip ko kholne Laga. Mahol ka tapman badne laga tha ab.
Zip khulte hi usne apna ubhre huye kacche ko masalne Laga. Voh shaks jo shadishuda hoke ab baap baane chala tha, aaj ek haiwan ki tarah bartav kar raha tha apne hi behn ke saath!
Hairat yeh thi ke Pooja ko bhi saman roop se mazaa aa rahi thi.
Dono agle padao me jaane hi vale the ki ek horn ne unka bhram tod diya aur Dono ghabrake apne huliya thik karne lage.
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