Erotica Kaamdev Ka Aashirvaad

[AnkurKumar3456]

Update 6

Himani apni sudol gaand ko jaan bujh ke matak matak ke Bhim ke kareeb jaane lagi. Uske aisi sasti harkat dekhke Gayatri hairan thi, uski aankhein badi badi ho gayee aur mooh khul gayee.

Bhim turant Himani ko apne khudre haathon se jakad leta hain aur khaas dabav uski mast moti gaand pe thopne lagta hain jisse voh sisak uthi ssssssssss..

Bhim (gaand ko saree ke upar se dabochta hua) : Uffffff kya gaaand payeee hain tune!!!! Ufff mere pyare malkinnnnjiii!!!! Uffff!

Gayatri ki dil uski ghutne pe jaisi gir gayee ho. Mooh khuli ki khuli.

Himani is harkat se sisak uthi..."ufffff kamine insaaan kahin ke!!!!!! Tujhe to arrest karna chahiye!....lockup me chaar paaach chabuk lagani chahiye!!!!! (Kamuk awaaz me) Besharam!

Bhim apne aukat me aake aur zor se saree lipte gaand ko daboch leta hain aur seedha ek chumban uski gardan me daalke apne honton ko kaan tak lake "Saaali!!!! Ghar me bhi aisi gaand ko matkake chalti hain ke ....kaun kahega tu do jawan ladkiyo ki maa hai!!!!!! are aisi gaand ko to main kaccha khaa jaoooooo!!!!!!

Yeh sunke quarter ke bahaar khadi Gayatri ki moti moti jaanghe apas me jud jaati hain aur aaj kaafi arso baad uski bur pharpharai....

Phir....

Ek katra boond dono honton ke beech me se ubal ayi aur jaango pe chipak gayi.

Jaise koi bahut purana haveli ki main gate ki taala dagmagane lagi....voh taala aaj khul chuka tha ...neeche gir ke tut chuka.

Vaisi dasha thi Gayatri ki bur ki....voh hairan thi ke is umar me bhi voh kamottejna me jal bhi sakti hain. Voh apni stithi yakeen hi nahi kar paa rahi thi ke saamne se gehre chumbano aur siskiyon ki awazen uski kaan tak aane lagi.

Thodi aur jhadiyo ki nazdeek aane ke baad Gayatri ne gaur kiya ke dono apne kaamvasna me magan the. Dono kaatil nigahon se ek dusre ko dekhte dekhte raas leela kar rahe the ke tabhi Bhim voh karta hain jo Gayatri ne kalpana bhi nahi ki hogi.

Bhim apna langot utaar ke phenk deta hain aur jabaan honton pe phirake apne chote se kacche me ubhar ko tatolne laga. Yeh dekh Himani bhi khatiye pe nagin ke bhanti balkhane lagi.

Gayatri yeh kamuk drishya dekhke thodi si aur ras nichor leti hain jaangho ke beech. Use kuch bhi yakeen nahi ho rahi thi. Pura duniya yaha ka vaha ho chuki thi.

Saamne jo dikhai de Raha tha abhishwasjanak thi lekin is situation ka asar to bharpur ho rahi thi Gayatri pe. Himani ko dekhke use aaj voh ehsaasen jaagti hui mehsoos ki jo kahin salon se gum thi.

Voh Alok ke saath bitaye huye sambhog ke pal...

Voh Alok ka aana achanak se aur uski jism ko dabochna....

Par yaha to mamla alag thi... Himani ke saath jo tha voh Dayanand nahi baalki ghar ka ek neeche darje ka naukar Bhim tha.

Kya Bhim itna pakka mard hai?

Yeh soch me khoye thi ke achabak quarter me se "Uuurghhhhhh ufffffffff Bhim!!!!!!! Thok mujhe ....thok saale.... Thok!!! varna naukri se nikal doongi.......Bloody low class!!!!!

Himani siskiyon ki pauchar barsa rahi thi Bhim pe aur Bhim na jaane kaun se janam ka badla le raha tha ke bahut uttejit hoke thokne laga use. Jaise koi tuti cheez ki jee jaan se marammat kar raha ho.

Dono ek bahut hi gabdet chaadar ke andar apne apne jism hila rahe they..... Gayatri ko yakeen thi ke dono bilkul nange they andar se.

Bhim : (lund ko andar bahaar pelta hua) saali!!!! Phir angrezii bolti hain.....tujhe to main maataji (Sumitra) ke saamne nangi karke dauraunga!!!!

Himani ko uske saste gande baaton se maza aati thi....na jaane kyon. Voh bhi Bhim ka bharpur saath dene lagi.

Himani : (apni manicured nakhun Bhim ke peeth par ragadti hui) uiiiii maaaa na baba na... aisa mat karna...kahin unhe dohra na par jaye!

Bhim (zor zor se badan ko badan se ragadta hua) : Are teri maa ki........(ruk jaata hain) ..are saali.... Tu mujhe jaanti nahin!!! Randikhano pe me mashur hoon!!! Jaake puch!!! Bhim kya aafat hain!

Himani (Har hamle ka mazaa leti hui) Are voh sasti randiya hongi... main nahi itni asaan lubhane ke liye! ....are main Sumitra Devi ki beti hoon!!!!

Gayatri bechari ghutne tak aake aaram karne lagi...uski bur me aisi khujli hone lagi ke maano ek mungiyon ki fauj andar hulchul kar rahe ho.

Voh chupke se dono ke sambhog ko dekhne lagi ke tabhi...

"Are jaaaanee do naaa....aai paaas aaaooo naa!" ki ringtone chalne lagti hain.

"Ayeee Bhagwan!!!!" Gayatri ka chehra safed par gayi aur voh dheere se vaha se khisak leti hain.

Is ringtone ka aghaaz Himani aur Bhim ko ho chuke the aur Gayatri is baat se anjaan thi.

Samay badalne ke aghaaz pe tha. Us raat ka vasna ab aage aage kya gul khilayega yeh to vaqt hi batayega.

Agle subah...

Amit aur Nalini usi adhnangan avastha me yuhi lete huye the. Is kamuk drishya ko agar koi bhala insaan dekhe to ya to voh kamuk ho jaye ya to phir bawla ho jaye. Par yeh mia biwi ko zara bhi parva nahi thi is baat ki.

Vaha apni kamre me Gayatri abhi bhi so rahi thi. Yeh dekhke Alok khud hairan tha. Usne phir socha ke maharaniji ko kuch alag dhang se jagaya jaye. Alok apne patni ke gudaj stretchmark wale pet pe chumabano ka barsat karne lage. Gudaj sudol si pet hamesha se Gayatri ki kamzori thi.

Aaj bahut dino baad Alok use usi nazuk jagah par cherh raha tha...janta ta tha ke is ka jawab use zaroor milega.

Aur..

Asar hone Laga!

Gayatri sisakne lagi. Dheeme dheemi awaazen nikaalne lagi. Pairo ko apas me ragadne lagi. Yeh dekhke Alok ne ek ajeeb tarkeeb ko anjam diya. Usne pani ke bottle ko dheere se uski chaudi nabhi tak laata hua...haule haule se tinke pe tinke daalne laga, tab tak jab tak uski chaudi se nabhi me ek choti si talab ho chuki ho.

Yeh dekh Alok bechain hone laga. Uska lund pajame ke andar se hi pharpharane laga. Voh ek buzurg tha... Lekin! is vaqt voh apbe andar ke jaanwar ko barava dene laga. Aksar kamukta ke madat se insano ke andar ke jaanwari roop bahaar prakash hota hain aur abhi Gayatri ki kamre me yahi sab ho raha tha.

Alok apne patni ke upar let gaya aur jee bhar ke yaha vaha - vaha yaha chumne laga...mano jaise janmo ka pyas bujha raha ho. Chumne aur chaatne ke bauchaar ne Gayatri se ek "ssssssssss" nikalti hui uski neend bhi uda diya. Voh ekdum se Alok ko side me dhakelti hui uth gayi harbarake.

Gayatri (huliya thik karti hui) : ohhhh aaii jeee kyya karte hain aap???... Mujhe uthaya kyon nahi?

Alok ( Mastane roop me) : Are patnishree! Aap ko dekhke to sanyasiyan bhi grahast ho jaye aur to aur saare gali ke launde bhi peeche peeche aajaye!!! To hum kya hai!

Gayatri (Sharma ke) : chiiii besharam! Aap dada baane wale hain...are ab to sudhar jayiye ji!!!!

Alok (akadte huye) ; Are to kya hua! Umar se kamukta ka kya taluk? ....are asi kasi kasi mote mote chuche hilaogi blouse me to mujhe darr hain ke ....(ruk jaata hain)

Gayatri bechain ho uthi. "Hain ke..kya????".

Alok (kaan ke lau ko chumta hua) :ke kahin Amit ka tumpe nazar bahek na jaye!!

Yeh sunke Gayatri zor se ras ka dher apni petticoat ke andar chor deti hain.... Aise bheegi jaanghen leke bistar par pati ke saamne bethe hui use sharam aane lagi. Ek choti frock pehni hui bacchi ki tarah masoom chehra banayi hui neeche dekhne lagi.

Ab aise gande shabd sunke subah ka shurvat bhala vo kaise karegi!.

"Kamine insaan kahin ke.... jee to karta hain ke ek ghusa maroon inke musal par!!". Gayatri apni soch pe hairan thi par haste haste bathroom chali gayi.

Alok bhi apne kaam pe lag gaya.

Vaha dusre aur....

Sumitra ghar ke vartaman mahol se kuch pareshan si thi. "Yeh kya ho chala hain mere baccho me?" yeh yeh soch soch ke vo pareshaan ho rahi thi. Voh soch hi rahi thi ke saamne aate hain Gayatri aur peeche peeche Himani.

Hairat yeh thi ke in dono ke utne se pehle hi teeno ladkiyan apni apni college ko nikal chuke the. Kuch sharmnayak chehre liye huye yeh dono aurten Sumitra ke saamne neeche nazren karke khade rahe.

Sumitra : (tez awaaz me) yeh sab kya ho raha hai Bahu???? Himu??? Kya chal raha hai ghar mein?

Himani un aurton me thi jo mauka milne par bus ke bheed me hi apni nabhi ko massle. Bhim ne uske andar besharmiyan ki pudiya thos diya tha bahut pehle hi.

Himani (double meaning me) Are maa! Ab raat me macchar bar gaye to main kya karoon! .... Aap zara samjhiye agar khatmal aur macchar katenge to....raat ko hi katenge.. hain na??

Gayatri yeh jawab se hairan thi. Kuch na boli. Apni mann me "Kamini kahin ki".

Sumitra koi bewakoof nahin thi. Aakhir Himani aur Alok uski kok se nikle the... to zahir tha ke kamukta unme bhi hari bhari hi thi. Aaj kaafi arse ke baad voh natkhat hona chahti thi.
Yeh tha kaamdev ka Aashirwad!

Aaj unke teer Himani, Gayatri aur yaha tak Sumitra ko bhi ghayal ki thi. Sumitra apne zamane me bahut shararati thi. Alok ke baapu ne na jaane kitne baar uski bur ka bhoadi banaye do do fal ugaye.

Umar ke saath saath Sumitra niyam aur reeti, neeti me jud gayi..aur aaj is umar mein voh ek ajeeb roshni dekhne lagi. Kuch ajeeb sursurahat hone lagi uske andar. Himani ki ajeeb si dohre matlab wale jawab pe ab voh bhi usi andaaz me aagayi.

Sumitra (Gehri saas leti hui) : Kis khatmal ki itni majal ke meri beti ko Kaante!!!!

Yeh sunke dono Himani aur Gayatri apne apne mooh me haath rakhe sharma jaate hain.

Gayatri : (mann me) uii maa.yeh saasu maa ko kya ho gaya... Himu jaisi baatein karne lagi! Hmmmm

Himani: (maa ko uksati hui) are maa..... Kitna bhi koshish karo! Hum aurton me bhi choti choti choti bacchiya chupi hui hoti hain. (Mooh banake apni lut ke saath khelne lagi).

Sumitra aisi bali umar wali harkatein apni adher umar ki beti ke andar dekhke hairan hone lagi. "Yeeh kyaa harkat kar rahi hai Himu!"

Himani : are maaaa!!! (Sumitra ki kareeb aane lagi) ab tum bhi to aurat ho! ...kya tumhe ghutan nahi hoti is reeti aur neeti se????hmmmmmmm?????

Gayatri ki dil zoron se dhadakne lagi...aakhir yeh vartalab kis disha ki aur jaa raha tha.

Sumitra apni beti ki sawal se bahut hairan thi. Voh kehti bhi to kya kehti. Uski badan thartharane lagi jaise kisi bijli ke khambe se achanak takrayi ho. Vaise sawal kuch galat bhi nahi thi...akhir reeti neeti me laga hi kya tha??

Lekin voh apne aap ko kamzor kaise pesh karti apni baccho ke saamne!!

Sumitra : (tez lekin kamzor awaz me) HHimmu...dekh yeh kaisaaa sawall hai??? Are bina bandish aur reeti neeti ke insaan jaanwar ke samaan hai....kya itna bhi tu nahin samajhti??? Are....aaj is umar ke padav me yeh kaisi anab shanab sawal kiye jaa rahi hain??

Himani : (Ab maa ke peeche jaake unki kandho par kohni rakhti hui) uffffff maa!!!!! Yeh sanskari vyavahar se bhala aap ko kya mila....zindagi beet gayi aur vohi bapu kee khute ke alava kuch aur bhi ghunta hai aapne??? Nahi..... (Pure besharmi ke saath )

"Chiiii yeh Himu kaisi shabdon ka upyog kar rahi hain"" sochti hui Gayatri ki dil khoob zoron se dhadakne lagi...yeh Himani apni hi maa ke saamne is tarah!! Use aisa lagne laga jaise kisi bhi vakt uski dil seene se bahaar nikalke uski haath me ajaayegi.

Sumitra ki bhi dhadkane tez hone lagi aur mote mote gadrayedar stan upar neeche hone lage. Uski maathe ki pasina uski chashme ki rim tak bheegone lagi. Aaj Himani ne ek purane praachin vriksh pe paani ke kuch chinte girayi thi.

Voh vriksh jo paani ke ehsaas ko bhul chuki thi.....

Aaj us ghar ke hall me khadi hui teeno aurton ka dil zoron se dhadakne lage ek saath. Sumitra gungi si ho gayi thi ekdam se. Usse kuch kaha bhi nahi jaa rahi thi ke tabhi Himani ki ek haath uski ek mote stan ko daba leti leti hain..

"Ssssssssss Hiiimmuuu!!!!!!" Voh sisak padi! Yeh ajeeb drishya dekhke Gayatri ki neeche ki dwaar phir khulne lagi aur do teen mote mote moti jaise chamakedaar boondein tapak padi.

Himani aur Sumitra ab dono ek dusre ko dekhne lage...

Saasen bilkul tez...

Hont laplapa rahe the....

Himani ne apni maa ke kandhe ko thodi zor se masli aur dono ke chehre kuch kareeb ajate hain ke achanak....

"Maa! Nashta ready hain kya????". Amit ke awaaz se teeno aurton ke bhram ek jhatke me tut jaate hain aur jaise maano kisi ne unke gaalo me tamacha maarke kisi sapne se nikala ho.

Sharam se pani pani hoke Sumitra vaha sofe pe beth jaati hain aur sar pe haath patak ke sochne lagi ke "ohh Bhagwan!!! Yehh aaj kya ho gayaaa tha mujheee???".

Uski aankh bhar ayi aur voh akhbaar uthake padne lagi, saath saath apni nami aankhein bhi chupa li. Gayatri Amit ko nashta banake dene laga aur paas hi beth gayi.

Amit : Kya baat hain maa? Kuch pareshaan si lag rahi ho aaj.

Gayatri ka dil itni zyada khul chuki thi ke uske jee me ayi ke Amit ko uski bua ke baare me sab kuch bata de...par yeh itna aasan bhi to nahi thi " Nahi beta....aisa kuch nahin! ...aur bata office kaise chal raha hai beta?".

Amit kuch kehne hi wala tha ki usne gaur kiya ke Gayatri kuch uncomfortable dhang se bethi hui thi aur maano jaise baar baar apni jangho ke beech khuja rahi thi.

Darasal Gayatri ne kal raat se petticoat nahi badli thi....Bhim aur Himani ke sangam se leke abhi tak jitni bhi ras bahayi thi...voh saare uski jaangho ke ird gird chipak gayi thi. Usse aur raha nahi gayi aur Amit ke office jaate hi voh nahane ko daur gayi.

Himani apni kamre me jaake let gayi aur hall me ki gayi harkaton ko yaad karke sharma bhi gayi aur hasne bhi lagi saath saath. Use badi ajeeb lagi ke aakhir voh apni hi maa ke saath is had tak ayi to kaise ayi.

Voh soch hi rahi thi ke saamne aine me ek dhund aane laga. Himani yeh drishya dekhke chauk jaati hai aur harbarake uth jaati hain biatar pe se. Badi hairat ke saath voh aine me dekhne lagi.

Kuch dedh tak taakne ke baad dhund gayab hone laga aur ek sudol khubsurat si adher umar ki aurat saamne khadi dikhti hain. Yeh intefaq se vohi aurat thi jo Amit ko sapne me mili thi.

Himani aankhein badi badi karke uski aur dekhne lagi "kkkaunn hoo tum???".

Aurat : Balike! Mujhe Gajodhari kehte hain! Aaj mere hi vajah se tum hawas aur leela ki ras mein un dono ko dooba chuki ho. (Apni rasile honton pe muskaan lati hui)

Himani hairani se sirf sunti gayi..

Gajodhari : Dekhko balike....mujhe swayam Kaamdev ne bheja hain ek kamuk parivaar ke talaash me..lekin yeh talash tab khatam hui jab tumhare vansh ke ek matra avtaar mujhe dikh gayi!

Himani (hairani se) : kkkaunn hhaii voh??????

Gajodhari : (tez saason me) is ghar ka ek matr jawan mard AMIT!

Yeh sunke Himani kaamp uthi aur patakk ke bistar par bejaan beth gayi! "Yyehhhh kkyaa kehree rahe haiii aap????".

Gajodhari : Bilkul sach! Aur Kaamdev ke taraf se use chunauti hain ke use apne saare sadasiyio ko sambhog, kamukta aur hawaspan ke samundar me doobana parega......aur agar yeh nahi hua to uske aane wale vansh par aafat bhi aasakta hain!!

Himani ki dil zoron se dhadak uthi! Maano koi ajeeb sa sapna dekh rahi ho!!

Uske zehn me Amit swayam Kaamdev ke vastr pehna hua saamne aane laga aur uske charo aur kiran aur roshni nikal padte hain.

Himani ki aankh tak roshni pahuch gayi jiske vajah se usne jhat se palke band karliya.

Vapas palke jhapak te hi saamne aina normal ho chuka tha aur kamre me koi roahni nahi thi lekin voh thi ke paseene me churchur.

Uski sudol stan blouse se chipak chuki thi aur lanbe lambe saaso ke sahare upar neeche ho rahe the.

Vaha office me Amit apne cabin me maa ke baare me sochne laga...aakhir maa vaisi ajeeb harkat kyon kar rahi thi.....aisa kya hua tha ke voh baar baar neeche ki aur khujaye jaa rahi thi.

Soch ko side karta hua voh apne laptop me kuch gadraye huye aurton ke tazveer dekhne laga aur aankhein senkne laga. Usi vakt aajati hain intercom pe ek awaaz :
"Sir koi lady ayi hai milne aap se!

Amit ne dekha ke saamne se matakti hui Pooja aa rahi thi. Uski chehre par kuch sawaal the jaise par chaal confident ekdum. Apni salwar suit me kayamat lag rahi thi!

Amit : are Pooja kaise aana hua?

Pooja : bhayiaa!! Us din jo hua....

Amit : Please! Use bhool jao aur...

Pooja ghusse me khadi ho gayi "what do you mean BHOOL JAO????? .....bhayyiaaa mere kok me aapka hi baccha pal raha hain..... I AM PREGNANT damnit!!

Amit ghussa hoke table par kohni mar deta hain "are dheere bol!! Koi sun lega....

Pooja phut phut ke rone lagi ke tabhi Amit uth ke uske baalon ko sehlane laga aur dono ke dono khubsurat palken chum leta hain *pch* *pch*

Is harkat se Pooja apni aam jaise stan Amit ke seene se dhas leti hain aur dono ek dusre ko chumne lagte hai. Kuch minto ke baad Dono sofe pe baith jaate hain aur Pooja nakhun dabaye Amit ke taraf dekhne lagi. "Ab kkyaa hoga bhayia!! Maa aur daadi to mujhe maar hi dalenge!".

Amit kuch kehne hi wala tha ke....
Phir se...

Uske atma me Gajodhari pravesh kar leti hain "hahhahhaaa"......

.....phir se vohi hansi....

...jisse Amit ko khauff ho chuka tha ..Ab Amit ke mann me vapas kamukta ka khumaar chaane laga.

Pooja : ssochtii hhhoon ke giraa doo is bacch...(uske phul jaise honton par Amit ungli daba deta hain).

Amit : Are jaaneman! Uski koi zaroorat nahi.... bacche ko tum sab ke saamne laogi!!!

Yeh sunke Pooja ke pairo tale zameen khisak jaati hain "KYA?????"

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[AnkurKumar3456]

Update 7

Pooja apni bhayia ki nirnay se hairan thi. Pooja ab hairani se uske taraf dekhne lagi aur phir badi kamukta se poochi "hmmm oho..... to phir kya mujhe bhabhi ki sautan banane ka iraada hain aapka..hhmmm??".

Amit uske seene se aur chipak jaata hain aur ek chummi uske gaal pe deta hua "hmmm well.....yeh to socha nahi main...parrr agar tum chahooo tooo
..(hans leta hain)

Pooja (Amit ke chaati par ek mukka maarti hui) : chiiiii!! kitne gande Insaan ho aap!!.

Amit ka paapi mann : are behna! Mera gandagi ab tak dekha hi kahaa hai tune!

Pooja yun to chanchal thi par ab thodi ghabrayi hui dikhne lagi...aur yaha se vaha tahelne lagi..."parrr....bhayiaaa.... ghar pe pata chala to!".

Amit ke chehre pe ek muskaan agaya aur usne Pooja ke kaan me kuch phusphusabe laga..jise sun ke Pooja hairat hoke mooh pe hath rakh leti hain aur jaanghen apas me bhid deti hain vaasna bhare andaaz me.

Pooja (Amit se chipakti hui) uffff bhayiaaa!! Aap itne gande kabse ban gaye! Mujhe kuch kuch hone laga hain aapke plan sunke!

Amit Pooja ki gaand ko sehlate huye cabin ke washroom ke andar le jaata hain aur andar se darwaza lock kar deta hain.

Andar shower ke tez awaaz me bhige bhige badan phir se kamuk hone lage aur phir dono ke beech shuru hui chumbano ka yudh...

Sach to yeh tha doston ke jitni aag office me lagi hui thi...utna hi aag ghar me bhi the. Vaha pe to jaise har ek sadasya apne apne soch me gum the.

Himani kitchen jaake Gayatri ki haath batane lagti hain aur dono me phir se hamesha ki tarah gupahup aur chugli shuru ho jaate hain.

Himani : are didi! .... Aap ne to bataya hi nahi ke program kaisi lagi aapko meri!

Gayatri : (Raat ka Bhim wala ghatna yaad karke) Besharam kahin ki...ek to naukar ke saath ghutar gu karti hain aur badi shareef banke ghumti bhi hai.

Himani : (ek pyari si pose deti hui) : haiiiiii daiyaa ..are main to subah ki baat kar rahi thi! ... yeh Bhim wala kissa aap ko kaise malum didi?? (Natak karti hui)

Gayatri sharma jaati hain aur chup chaap sabzi kantne lagi..uski gati dheemi ho gayi thi aur maathe par bharpoor pasina aane lagi. Aise me Himani uske peeche khadi ho jaati hai aur kandho ko masalne lagi.

Gayatri ki zubaan saaf bhasha ki prayog karne lagi "yehh kyaa laga rakha hai Himu!! Arr aisi raa...(chup ho jaati hain).

Himani : Apni blouse ke andar stan ki daraar ki pasina pallu se pochti hui "hmmm didiii are sankoch mat kijiye! bejhijhak boliye....

Himani ki is harkat ko dekhke Gayatri apni saari ghussa, vaasna. Irsha aur krodh saamne rakh leti hain "are o randi kahin ki!!!!!! Kyun tu mujhe garam karne me tuli hui hain???? Oiiiii tu kya samajhti hain...me tujhse kam hoon??? Are main bhi ek aurat hoon!!! (Aankh me aasoo aane lage aur vohi ke vohi churi aur sabziyan side me patak deti hain)

Himani (taali bajati hui) wowww what a performance! Kya baat hai didi..aakhir aagayi na zameen par..are bhale hi ek retired teacher ho! Par... ho to ek insaan..aur sabae pehle ek aurat!

Gayatri ki andar ek vaasna se krodhit hui ladki jaag gayi thi.

Gayatri : tttuu sach keh rahi hai Himu! Thak gayi hoon!!! (Saara kaam chor deti hain) bilkul thak gayi hoon yeh gharelu seedhi aurat ban ban ke.....(Himani ki haath pakarti hui)...uffff yeh tune thik nahi kiya!! Aise...mere andar ke ladki ko jaga ke thik nahin kiya tune!!!! (Banawati ghusse me)

Himani pallu se mooh dhak ke hans leti hain.

Vaqt badalne ke kagaar pe tha...na jaane kis disha ki aur jaane wala tha.

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Shaam ko kuch badlav sa aane laga.. chai banane ke liye na to Himani kitchen me gayi aur na hi Gayatri. Shruti apni cell me khoi hui thi ke achanak uski maa ki awaaz ayi "Shruti!! Oi kahan hai tu".

Shruti apni loose trousers aur tshirt me matakti hui maa ke paas jaane lagi. Hall me jaake voh hairani me ruk si gayi thi. Normally shaam ko Himani aur Gayatri sab ke liye chai nashta banate the lekin aaj to dono mahilaye bade aaram se sofe pe sirf nightie pehni hui bade pyar se ek 'Mens' magazine padh rahe they.

Lag to aise raha tha ke maano dono ke dobo magazine ke models ko nihaar rahe they kyonke aankhon me ek khumaar sa chayi huye the.

Shruti hairan reh gayee aur mooh pe haath rakhke "haaww maa!!".

Shruti nervous hoke maa aur Himani ke paas jaane lagi. Uski komal badan kamp uthi jab Gayatri magazine neeche rakhti hui uski taraf tez bhav se dekhne lagi "aisi khadi mat raha kar aise hi....jaa! jaake dono ke liye chai bana ke la!"

Shruti chauk gayi ekdam se...yeh aaj maa ko kya ho gayi! Aise rudely to aajtak ghar me uske saath kisi ne bhi nahi pesh aayi thi. Aur chai???? Life mein kitchen ke andar taaaj tak pair nahin rakhi thi.

Shruti apni lato ke saath khelne lagi aur nervous feel karne lagi ke tabhi Gayatri chillane lagi "are jaa YAHA se!!! Ab kya ruler se teri pitayi Karooo kya??? "

Yeh sunke Shruti kamp uthi aur phone me YouTube on karke chai banane bhag gayi kitchen ke andar.

Paas me bethi Himani Gayatri ki moti jangh ko nightie ke upar se masal deti hain aur khilkhila uthi.

Gayatri ko na jaane kyon aise power me rehne se mazaa aane lagi. Aisi dominant bartav me bhi voh kuch ajeeb si sukh prapt kar rahi thi. Voh badi narakiya tarike se vapas magazine dekhbe lagi. Page pe John Abraham topless pose me tha.

Shruti ab chai leke kaampti hui haathon me matakti hui dono ke taraf jaane lagi aur table par rakhne hi wali thi ke tabhi....

Gayatri : (Himani ko page dikhati hui) ufffff Himu, Yeh kambakht pehelwan kaha kaha se aate hain bollywood me!

Himani (phir se jangh dabati hui) : are didiiiii! Isse bhi mote mote dole dikhati hoon tujhe! Are....unhe dekhogi to...mann khil uthe ga.

Gayatri baccho jaise uchal padi "Ohh Himu!!!! To dikhana mujhe! Uffff ek khubsurat mard ke deedar ki baat hi alag hain.

Shruti ki dil itni zor se dhadak uthi ke haath se tray slip hoke table pe farak! se gir pari aur is awaaz se Dono kamuk aurten uski aur dekhne lage.

Shruti : Sorrryy maa!!! (Ruvasi hoke bhaag jaati hai)

Use matak matak ke bhaagte huye dekh ke dono ke dono khilkhila uthe. Gayatri ab apni aatma ke dark side ko nimantran de rahi thi...use is dominant andaaz se mazaa aaaane lagi.

Himani bhi badi natkhat bhav se muskurayi aur dono ko dekhke kone me khadi Gajodhari muskurane lagi aur birbirane lagi "Jai ho Kaamdev prabhu ki...".aur gayab hoke pahuch jaati hain upar Nalini ke kamre me.

Nalini ek prem kahani ki kitab apni god me liye parh rahi thi, ek sadharan si Prem kahani thi par uske kamuk details ka asar hone laga. Use ehsaas hone lagi ki ek vakt pe voh bhi kahani ki heroine ki tarah pyari aur slim si thi. Par is garvabati avastha se uski tabyat jyada nahin par thodi gadrayi gayi thi.

Is baat ko ignore karti hui voh vapas kitab me mann lagane lagi aur vaha sheeshe me chupi hui Gajodhari kuch soch ne lagi aur kuch hi pal me voh apne aap hi muskura uthi aur uski aankhen tez ho gayi jiske karan uski maathe me se roshni jhalak ke seedha Nalini ki maathe ko chune lagi.

Nalini ki ankh band ho jaati hain aur kitab haath se gir padti hain. Uski saasen tez ho jaati hain aur Amit ka naam leti hui vapas hastmuthan me lag jaati hai. Dheere dheere uski petticoat ras se reesne lagi aur jahaa ek haath sirf ungli kar rahi thi to dusra haath saree ko upar ke aur apne aap laane lagi.

Aise kuch hi palo me voh thak ke so gayi. Sheeshe me chipi Gajodhari muskurake vaha se gayab ho jaati hain.
Himani aur Gayatri ab khul gayi thi aur tabhi Himani uski haath pakadti hui baramde tak leke jaati hain "aoo didi!!! Are aoo to sahi!".

Gayatri (baramde ke grill pe haath rakhke) Oye Himu! Yaha kyon leke ayi hai mujhe! Kya kehna chahti hai tu???

Himani : Kehna nahi....kuch dikhana chahti hoon aapko!

Himani ka itna kehni thi aur voh apni cell pe kuch Femdom wali pics Gayatri ko dikhati hain. Pics me videshi ladkiyan dominant andaaz me pose diye huye the aur kuch kuch mein to aisi lagi ke maano mardo aur kam umar ke ladkiyo pe bhi zor asma rahe the.

Aurton ke aise bhi roop hote hain yeh Gayatri ke samajh aur vivek se pare the. Tasveer pe tasveer dekh ke voh chauk jaati hain aur mooh se nikal padti hain "hayy ram!!.

Himani : kyon didi! ....are hum to yunhi saari zindagi sati savitri bane ghumte rahe aur yeh dekho in firangi ladkiyan..aur aurten mein kya kya progress aagaye hain...aur haan vaise aaj Shruti ke saath jo aapne harkat ki!...sach kahoo (Gayatri ki gaal pr chikoti maarke) mujhe kafi mazaa aya!

Gayatri (nakli dhong me) hmmmmmmm mazaa to mujhe bhi (apni ek lut ko ungli me phasake) ayaa.... Par kya....(honton ko apas me ragadti hui) is umar me hume yeh sab shobha deti hain Himu??

Himani : Are diddiiii.... Main aapse thodi to pari likhi hoon! Aise chizon ko Fetishism kehte hain aur (kandha phir dabake) ... sach kahoon didiiiii.. umar jitni badti hain aurton ki..utni khujli bhi hoti hain...are aap daadi ban gayi to kya hua? ....are bur ki aag ka umar se kya vasta?

Himani ki boldness dekhke Gayatri dang reh gayi. Aaj kaafi dino baad voh dono bade casually aur aaram se apne apne mann ke kone ke zehrile vichaar share kar rahe the.

Gayatri : (Lambi saas leke) mujhe malum hai... mujhe ab bahu ki bacche ke saath khelni ki sochni chahiye....(phir se honton ko dabayi) parrr.. Himu! Yeh tu mujhe kya kya dikha rahi hai!! Hey raam hey Gopala!!! .....(thodi gehri saas leti hui) main aaj se thodi aur khul ke jiyungi!

Himani : Befikar rahiye didi..are aap dekhti jao...ek din humari Sumitra Devi bhi khul jayegi!

Yeh sun ke Gayatri khilkhila uthi aur Himani ko ek halka chapat maari gaal pe "chiiii badmaash kahin ki....kamini.....uff."

"Tujhe aaj se aisa koi bhi link mile, to mujhe aur dikhana samjhi?" kehke Gayatri nightie me phasi apni chaudi si gaand matak matak ke vapas apne apne kamre ki aur chal dete hain. Peeche peeche Himu muskurake chal leti hain.

Raat ko Pooja Amit ke saath hi ghar vapis aajati hain aur dono apne apne kamre ki aur chale jaate hain.

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Update 8

Aise hi kuch aur din beet jaate hain aur din bar din Gayatri saree, nightie aur kabhi kabhi salwar suit bhi bade casually pehnne lagi. Nalini ke saath aise baat karne lagi jaise koi saheli ho.

Ek din to Nalini magazine parh rahi thi ke tabhi kamre me Himani aajati hain ek bahut hi sasti saree pehn ke. Voh saree itni purani aur cheap thi ke use dekh Nalini hairan rehti hain.

Nalini : are Buaji! Yeh kya ....aap ke to acha khasa collection hai na? To phirrrrr... Yeh sab

Himani (nakhre karti hui) are bahu!!! Yeh to Bhim ka diya hua hai! (Ankh maar ke)

Nalini ki haath ae magazine phisal gayi aur hairani ke saath bua ko dekhne lagi "Kya???? Kya keh rahi ho aap?"

Himani : (natkhat andaaz) aree bahuu!!!! Aisi kyon react kar rahi hai....are ek to tu jaanti hain na ke uski biwi ke maike jaane ke baad ae bechara ek dum randwa ki zindagi bita raha hain! (Natak jaari rakhi) ...aakhir uski jism ki aakaar mujhse jo miltii haiii.

Yeh sun ke Nalini ki dil pet me gir gayi. Ek to voh 7 mahine ki garb thi aur upar se bua ke baaton se voh uttejit bhi ho rahi thi.

Himani : (uth ke ek pose me) khair tu aaram kar..vaise bhi 2 mahine ke andar ek chota sa mehmaan aa raha hai ghar me....tu aaram kar (jhuk ke maathe ko chumke chali jaati hain)

Nalini ko apni ghar me itna badlav pehle kabhi nahi dekhi. Bua ki baatein uski komal mann ki naso pe hamla ki thi. Voh aankh band kar li aur khayalon me Heer Ranjha ke poshaak me Himani aur Bhim dekhne lagi....

...phir kya...

Haath apne aap phule huye pet ke neeche muniya par ragadti gayi....

Uh mmnnnnnnnmm

ragadti gayi ...

Kuch minto baad use neend aa gayi.

Par sason me ek ajeeb naya sa khumaar chaane lagi thi. Voh so to rahi thi lekin chaati upar neeche ho rahe the.

Lagta hai ab kaamdev ke kripa ab Nalini pe chaane vali thi.

Us raat Himani aur Gayatri acchi neend soyi aur dusre taraf Shruti maa ke duara ki gayi harkat se bahut dang thi, par ignore karke re me bethi Sumitra Devi apni jism ki massage karwa rahi thi Chameli se.

Yaha main aap sabhi pathako ko bata doo ke Chameli ek 40 saal ki gadrayi hui sawle rangat ki ek ganv ki aurat hain jo unke ghar se kuch hi door base ek basti me rehti thi.

Chameli kuch mahine do mahine me aake Sumitra ki massage kara leti thi kyonke usse unka circulation behtaar ho jaati thi. Har dusre mahine ke tarah is mahine me Chameli bethi thi Sumitra Devi ki pairo ke beech aur apni tagdi haathon me thi sande ka tel.

Sumitra har session ki tarah is baar bhi sirf blouse aur petticoat me leti thi....aur Petticoat sirf ghutno tak chadi hui thi. Jee Haan! Ek aisa drishya jo sirf Chameli ko nasseb hoti thi jo aaj bhi apni malkin ki jism ki gadrayi hui ango ko dekhke hairan rehti thi.

Lekin aaj pehli baar Chameli unko itni chintit dekh rahi thi.

Chameli : (katori me se thodi tel leke haath malti hui) Are maaji! Badi khoyi khoyi lag rahi ho aaj! Are kaa baat hai...humka kah sakt ho!

Sumitra kuch dino pehle Himani se ki gayi harkat ko aaj tak nahi bhul payi thi....par tajub yeh tha ke uske kaahe gaye katu baatein aur onchi harkat unhe sochne pe majboor kar diya tha.

Sumitra : (lambi saas leti hui) hmmmmmmm nahin Chameli! Aisa kuch nahin re!

Chameli (talwo par tel malti hui) Are humse kaa chupath ho!..are tumri sehat ka dhyan rakhat hai...to tumri mann ka nahi bhaamp sakat hai ka?

Sumitra : (talwo se aaram leti hui) aree ab kya kahoo tujhse! Mujhe to aaj kal kuch thik hi nahi lag rahi hai!

Champa (ab dheere dheere talwo ke upar jaati hui) : Hmmmmm ab hamka samajh agavi baat! Aree tumri jeevan me babuji ki kami avat gavi! Haii na! (Pairo pe kass ke zor lagati)

Yeh sun ke Sumitra ki badan sisak uthi aur upar se Chameli ki kathor haathon ka zor usko zindagi me pehli baar uksane lagi.

Chameli : (zoron se maalish me vyast) uffff maaji! Yeh tumri jaanghe aur tangein ufff..

Sumitra (massage ke vajah se aankhen aadhe band) oye! Kya kehna chahti hai tu??

Chameli : (aur tel lagati hui) Are ee tumri taang kitni chaudi hain aur is umar me bhi mazboot!..aur uffff ye tumri mansal sir moti moti jaanghe...haiii dayiaa... agar Ram khilavat tumka ek najar daikh le
...(thodi hans ke) to..tumri khair nahi!

Sumitra aisi baaton se sihir uthi aur kaampte huye honton se puch li "kyaa anaab shanaab bak rahi haii tu! aurr..yeh Ram Khilavat kaun hai???

Chameli : Are! (Hansti hui) hehhee..are vo to humri ganv ki mashhoor pehlwaan hai maaji!! (Aur kasss ke massage karti hui) are kaa hai na ki..u mue ka tunri jaisan tagdi aur mansal aurten pasand hai!! (Apni bold vyavahar se aaj voh thodi sharma jaati hain)

Chameli ki har ek baat Sumitra ki bechaini ko aur hawa de rahi thi aur aise me uski chaudi chaati aur upar neeche ho rahe the.

Ab itne me Chameli jaangho ki maalish shuru kar leti hain aur kass kass ke maas me ungliyaa daba leti hain. Is harkat se Sumitra sisak uthi aur aaj bahut saalo baad voh harkat ki jo usse umeed nahi thi.

Apni phool jaise rasile honton par daant ko thopne lagi. Yeh harkat dekh leti hai Chameli jo hans padti hain "haiii dayiaaa..maaji.. yeh kamseen chori jaisan kahe machal rahe ho! Are kahin u pehlwaan ki khaatir machal rahat ho ka? Hehhee!

Sumitra : Chameli! Ek baat bata! kya kamukta ka koi umar hoti hai kya??

Chameli bahut kamini aurat thi. Aaj malkin ke aise khulne se voh bhi khul gayi.

Chameli : (Aur zoron se jaangho ko masalti hui) Maaji...haiii yeh aaj tumka ka hoil gava? ...aaj sardi ma paseena kahe aane lagi tumka?? Hmmmmmmm kuch baat to jaroor hai... are humka batayi dyo!

Sumitra : (tez saasen leti hui) uhmmmm are nahi nahi...aisi kya baat ho sakti hain!...(jhijhak rahi thi) nahi....... kuch bhi to nahin! TT..tu kaam kar chup chaap!

Chameli : Areeeee malkinn mori! (Ab petticoat ko jaangho ke upri hisse tak leke ayi ek jhatke me) Areeeee...aisan taang aur jaangh nangan leke ghumogi to haiii dayiaa... Na baba na humse bola nahi jaat!! (Sharmati Hui)

Sumitra ko uski aisi harkatein ab satanek lagi aur is baar daant ke bol padi"dekh! Main is ghar ki malkin hoon! Teri maa saman aur bahut jald ek bacche ki pardaadi bbi ban jaoongi!! Mujhse kuch mat chupa! Tujhse zyada duniya maine dekhi hain..samjhi!!!

Chameli (nakhre karke) mmmmnm are maaji!! Abe hum seedha seedha tumka batayi detan hai! Aree....aisan gadraye shareer humre ganv ke pahalvano ko dikh jail to tumka aisan khaa jail!! (Pallu se mooh chupa ke hans leti hain)

Sumitra ki mann me bulb pe bulb jaise phut pade aur jism me ek current si daur gayi ho. Aaj jaise bahut saalo baad kisi ne uske sukhe adarasho wali jism ko ashleelta aur vaasna ke sagar me jhat se dhakel ke dubo diya ho.

Kya jism uski itni sukh gayi thi ke aaj is dariya me gir ke geeli hoke use acchi lagne lagi?.... Yeh jawab to vaqt hi dega.

Kuch palo ke baad massage khatam karti hui Chameli kamar kas ke uth jaati hain to jaate jaate Sumitra use dekh ke apni saree vapas jism me lapet ke dheeme se kehti hain "Chameli sun to! soch rahi hoo ke munne ke paida hone ki khushi me kyon na teri ganv ghum aoo!...ek ganv ka mahol dekhe huye arsa ho gaya hai ree! "

Chameli ek pyari si muskaan de rahi thi "aree Maaji! Kahe nahin.. jaroor aao!..are par bahu ka don mahina aur haii...hmmm are kono baat nahi! ..don mahinan baad aavo!" Kehke matakti hui nikal jaati hain.

Vaha biatar par aaram se leti hui Sumitra ke aankhon me kuch dhundle yaadein taza honi lagi. Bahut saal pehle.... jab vo jawani ke kagaar par thi, tab unki naani ne Mahabharat ki path padayi thi to usi pal voh Bhim ke kirdar ki taraf akarshit ho gayi thi.

Aaj itne saalo baad uski jism me jawani vala chingari na jaane kisne chori thi ke aankhein mund karke voh Ram Khilavat ka ek chitr banane lagi.


Kya uski chaati chaudi hoga....

Kya voh langot pehn ta hoga....

Kya apne takat se ek haathi ko bhi patakta hoga!

Kyaa kehne par voh meri mote mote taango ko bhi...

Dil ki dhadkan ek zor ki hunkare maarti hain aur voh "hay ramm maaf karna ia budhiya Ko..." birbirake so jaati hain. Vo so to jaati hain par vaha paas me table par rakhe gramaphone ke peeche se chipi chipi khadi Gajodhari ek shaitani hansi hans deti hain.

"Jai ho Kaamdev prabhu ka! aapke teer me sachmuch koi awaaz nahi hota....bas! nishana ahiste lag hi jaata hain hehe".

Phir...

Ek dhuye ki bhanti gayab ho jaati hain.

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[123aaliahai]

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[AnkurKumar3456]

Update 9

Chameli ke jaane ke baad Sumitra dhang se tayiar hoke kamre me se nikal padti hain aur tabhi saamne se aati hain Pooja roti hui.

Pooja ko aise dekh ke Sumitra hairan thi...."are..kya ho gaya meri bacchi Ko?"... Use kandhe se pakarkar sehlane lagi mamta se.

Sumitra yeh nahi janti thi ke yeh Pooja ki ek chaal thi jo usne aur Amit ne milke banayi thi. Voh ab ruasi hone ki natak karti hui naani ki kandhon pe sar rakhke magarmach ki aanso bahane lagi.

Pooja : nani maa..main mar jaana chahti hoon!

Sumitra : Yeh kya bakwas kar rahi hai???? Kya hua.. khul ke bata!

Pooja : nani maa.....main kaise kahoon!! Nahiiii mujhe nahin jeena hain!!

Sumitra : usko kandhe me se hila ke uske chehre ko haathon me leti hui aankhon me aankhen daalke poochti hain "dekh Pooja! Saaf saaf bata....

Pooja : nani maa ...kal raat ko shaam me kuch gunde mujhe utha le gaye aur apne adde me le jaake (nakli mayusi me) ughmm ... mujhe RAPE kar diya!!!
nani maaaaaaaa!!

Sumitra : KYA??????? (Aankhein badi badi ho jaati hain)

Pooja aur kass gayi Sumitra ki baahon se aur rone ki acting karne lagi. Door me khada Amit mann hi mann muskurane laga.

"Kamal ki actress ho Pooja! Lagi raho!" Birbirate huye voh office ke liye tayyar hone lagta hai .

Sumitra ko aandruni shock lagi thi aur chup chaap Pooja ko apni kamre me leke gayi aur mamta bhari aankhon ke saath use dekhne lagi.

Sumitra : Ab iskaa ek hi chaara hain meri bacchi!...tu is bacche ko gira de!! Varna ....badnami ho jayegi!!! Tu sun rahi hai na meri baat ko???

Pooja (mann hi mann bol padi) oyeee main to bhabhi ki sautan banke rahungi budiya!...

phir ek masoom saa chehra banake daadi ko boli "nahiii nanii... Mujhe.. mujhe darr lag rahi hai!! Oh god!!!!! Nani maa! Main kya karoon!

Sumitra serious ho gayi aur khadi hoke malkin vale andaaz me "dekh Pooja! Baccha to gira na hi parega!... Na jaane kis pehelwan ne tujhe.....(ruk jaati hain)..mera mtlab na jaane kis gande nali ka kida andar pal raha hai..NAHI!!! main yeh hargeez hone nahi dungi! Ab tu jaa aur abortion ki bandobast kar aur yeh baat kisi aur ko pata bilkul bhi nahi lagna chahiye!!!

Pooja haan mein sar hilake matak matak ke vaha se nikal jaati hain. Uski chaal dekhke Sumita ki mann bol padi "are chaal to dekho nawabzadi ki! Yeh to hona hi tha ek din!".

Pooja ko dekhke uski chehre pe ek ajeeb anjaani muskaan aajati hain kyonke aise kahin kisse voh apni jawani ke daur me bhi jhel chuki thi. Voh beth ke apne aap birbirane lagi "haye! yeh ladki to jawan ho gayi...ekdum se!..."..

Par phir sanskari bhav ko vapas lati hui voh serious hoke kamre me se nikal padti hain. Apni chalne ki andaaz se voh khud hairan thi "are yeh kya main to khud matak matak ke chalne lagi!" aur uski andar me chipi kamsin ladki hans deti hain.

Pooja aur Amit ek saath nikal padte hain aur college me drop karta hua Amit bol pada "mind blowing performance meri Jaan!" kehke honton ko kass ke apne honton pe jor deta hain.

Pooja chumban se alag hoke apni bag kandhe pe rakhke Amit ko dekhta gaya.

Pooja : bhayia! ...mujhe to darr lag rha hai!...ab abortion se kaise bache!

Amit : fikar mat kar! Shaam tak agla scheme tayar karta hoon! Aur haa (Pooja ke honton ke ras pe ungli pherta hua) bhayiaa nahi..ab se akele me sayiaa bola kar! (Hans ke)

Pooja : (Amit ko kandhe pe maarke) dhat!!! (Gari me se nikal jaati hain).

Amit bhi office ke taraf jaane laga.

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Vaha ghar se Anjali aur Shruti bhi apni apni college me ravana ho jaate hain aur reh jaati hain veh teen aurten jo khud apni apni andaaz me tadap rehte hain. Teen rait ke putle the jinhe paani ki bahut zaroorat thi. Aur is shubh kaam ko anjam dene vali thi Gajodhari.

Kahin door Prithvi se ek dhuye se bhari megh par baithi Gajodhari tapasya kar rahi thi aur "prabhu kamdev.....

Prabhu Kaamdev....."

ki rat lagayi hui thi jubaan pe....

Vaha niche prithvi pe ...

Ghar par yaha se vaha tahelne lagi Sumitra aur use baar baar ghar ki bigdi hui stithi sata rahi thi. Na jaane kya kya ho raha tha ghar me aur voh bebaas kuch kar hi nahi paa rahi thi.

Bahut vichar ke baad usne ek nirnay li ke ghar me ek Shuddhi karan ka yagya ki zaroorat hai. Yeh nirnay usne thaan li aur turant Himani aur Gayatri ko bula li hall me.

"Bahu!!!!! Himu!!! Jaldi aao hall me!".

Dono aurten sadharan si saree pehni hui hall me aate hain aur Gayatri bina saas ke pair chuye use dekhne lagi. Sumitra ko krodh to aayi par kuch na boli.

Himani : haan Phulwadi boliye!

Is naam se Sumitra ki tan badan me aag lag gayi... darasal yh naam unki pati unhe pyar se pukarti thi!...lekin yeh kya..aaj Himani se yeh battamizi kaisi hui.

Lekin na jaane kyon use andar se aachhi lagi. "Phulwadi" sunte hi uske rom rom khil uthi aur apni ungliyan masalne lagi ek dusre me. Saamne khadi Gayatri hans padti hain apni saas ki nayi andaz se aur ek "ughmm" awaaz nikal ti hain.

Awaaz se Sumitra vapas hosh me aagayi..."ohh uhnn ...Haan! ..aao betho tum dono! Maine ek zaroori nirnay liya hai is ghar ki sukh aur vaasna ke liye!". (Chup ho gayi..."hay ram..yeh kya bol gayi main!)

Gayatri aur Himani khilkhila uthe is baat par aur Sumitra ki gaal tamatar ki tarah surkh laal laal ho gaye. Aisi sharma gayi jaise koi chor chori karke pakre gaye ho..par phir khud ko sambhalne lagi "uhm...dekho ... mera matlab sukh aur shanti ke liye ek Shudhi karan ka faisla kiya hain maine!....jald se jald ek pandit ka bandobast kiya jaye! Yeh humara hukum hai!".

Itna kehke vapis vahi matakti andaaz me jaane lagi.


Sumitra ki matakti hui andaaz dekhke dono aurten dang reh gayi aur Gayatri se aur raha nahi gayi.

Gayatri : are Himu, yeh maaji ko aajkal ho kya gayi hai? Badi ajeeb bartav kar rahi hai..

Himani : are meri pyari didi!! Lagta hain purane phone ko koi recharge phir kar raha hai....par konsa charger hai...voh pata nahi.

Is comment pe dono haste hain aur kitchen me lag jaate hain.

Sumitra abhi bhi sharma rahi thi apni kahin gayi vakyo se aur phir khud khikhila uthi. Phir Geeta ki paath padne lagi apni Rocking chair par beth ke.

Najaane kyon uski mann kitab me bilkul bhi nahi lag rahi thi. Kahin kisi kone me koi to kida tha jo uski naso ko kaat raha tha bheje ke andar. Voh Chameli ki shararat vali andaaz aur Himani ki uksana aur to aur voh Phulwadi naam ka upyog karna...nahi nahi...voh normal kaise rahegi....yehi soch use satane lagi.

Nahi!!

Yeh aisa aur nahi chal Sakta!

Use ghar ki Shuddhi karan karni hi thi aur kisi bhi haal me ek pandit chahiye thi. Yeh zimidari di gayi unki beti aur bahu ko ...par kya is Shuddhi se ghar vapas pavitra ho jayega? ....yeh to vaqt hi batayega.

Vaha kitchen me Himani besharmi se Gayatri ko uski aur Bhim ke kisse sunane lagi.

Gayatri : (jalan me) bas bas kar! ..uffff mujhe tu jalayegi kya aise hi?...are aur ek main hoon jo Alok se na jaane kya kya ummeed kar baithi hoon aaj bhi...aur voh hai ke kaam se fursat hi nahi.

Himani : Are didi! Agar aap chaho to.....

Gayatri : to kya??? (Uttejit swar me)

Himani bahut dheere se haule se apni ras bhari honton ko Gayatri ki kaan tak laati hain "gaur se suno didi!... hum jaise aurton ki pyas samaj aur sanstha ya reeti neeti se bujhaye nahi jaa sakti hain...isliye hum voh tanker hai jise paani ki puri pipe chahiye!"

Gayatri tanker shabd sunke sisak uthi aur jism me garmi chaa gayi.

Gayatri : (lambi aahe leke) bol na.....ruk kyon gayi

Himani : Suno meri baat...aaj aap naha dho ke seedha Bhim ke adde pe jaaogi.

Gayatri : parrr naha ke kyon?? Vaise bhi jaa sakti ho..(uski hont pe Himani ki ungli aajati)

Himani : Didi.... please...aap ka nahana zaroori hai...jab tak aap fresh nahi hoti aur acchi si saree nahin pehnti....ab ko Bhim ke mahol ki GANDAGI ka ehsaas kaise hoga????? (Kehke kandhon ko daboch li)

Yeh sunke Gayatri se raha nahi gayi aur haath me pakdi Belan ko jhatke me apni saree me lipti bur me dhass leti hain

"ughmmn...Himuuuuuu....uhhhh aise shabd bolna band kar..."kehke voh ragadti gayi belan ko...jiske ird gird se aanta ab uski saree me phel rahi thi.

Himani ek shaitan ban chuki thi puri tarah se. Voh haar nahi maani! Uski hont abhi bhi Gayatri ki kaano se sati hui thi. "Uffffff kya kar rahe ho....are koi aagayi to??????".

Gayatri : ughmmmm uhhh (belan ghisti gayi) uhmmmm dekhh main do dino se bahut ashleel mahol dekh rahi ughmmm hoon is ghar me!! Ughmm ...vaise....

Ab thodi ruk jaati hain aur haath me se belan neeche gir padi) ...

Bhim se mujhe kyaa kam bhala????

Himani : ek kaam karo didi...aaj tum use apne saath mandir le jaoo..aur haan uske aage aage chalna aur bheed wali jagah hi lena..(aankh maarti hui) samjhii??

Gayatri ki dil kansin jawan dulhan ki tarah dhadakne lagi. Aur tan badan me ek aag si aagayi. Is aag ko kisi hospipe ki zaroorat thi. Turant...

Phir dono aurten yaha vaha ki baatein karne lage par Gayatri aaj pehli baar mandir jaane ke liye bahut bechain ho rahi thi lekin darr bhi thi.

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[AnkurKumar3456]

Update 10


Raaste me Gayatri aage aage jaati gayi aur peeche peeche Bhim puja ka samagri saath me liye peeche peeche aata gaya. Aaj voh khud hairan tha Gayatri ki meherbaani par kyonke isse pehle voh ghar ke baagho ko chor ke kabhi bhi dusre kaamo me involve nahi hua tha.

Gayatri plan ke anusar thodi thirakti hui chalne lagi jisse uski gol matol gaand saree ke material ke taraf phaske ird gird hilne lagi. Yeh kamuk drishya dekh leta hai Bhim aur uske nature ke anusar voh apni aankhein rok nahi paata, balki saamne ka drishya se mansik bhog lene lagta hain.

Bhim aur kareeb aajata hain par Gayatri ne gati vohi rakhi thi jiske karan ab dono me fasla kaafi kam ho chuka tha. Bhim ne mushkil se apne haathon ko rok ke rakha tha...jee me to aya ke vohi ke vohi us keemti saree ko upar karke Gayatri ki gadrayi gaand ko dabochle.

Jab Gayatri thodi thodi peeche mudke dekhi ke Bhim ki nazren kidhar tika hua hai, to voh mann hi mann uttejit aur prasann ho jaati hai aur aag me ek chamach namak gira hi deti hain.

Gayatri : Are Bhim...

Bhim (nazren darr se seedha kar leta hain) jjj jeee Malkin?

Gayatri : Dekho, tum choti Malkin (Himani) ko jo izzat deti ho, mujhe bhi utna hi izzat karo. Sharmao mat...aur dil khol ke mera bhog lo! (Sharma ke)

Bhim: jeeeeee???? (Sisak utha)

Gayatri vohi ruk jaati hain aur uska haath pakad ke ek parking area ke bhitar leke jaata hain..Bhim kuch confused sa tha
par kuch kaha nahi.

Veerane se ek spot pe pahuchke Gayatri ek lambi saas leti hui Bhim ko upar se neeche niharne lagi. Uska mardana jism niharne layak tha ab yeh clear tha ke Himani jaisi khokli aur kamuk aurat kaise asani se chudh gayi isse.

Gayatri : (thodi sharmake) dekho Bhim! Mujhe sab kuch pata hain ...ke tum aur tumhari choti malkin ke beech bahut dino se kya kya chal raha hai!!

Bhim kuch ghabra gaya aur nazren neeche ke aur.

Gayatri : Dekho! Main agar chahoo to tumhe seedha police ke hawale bhi kar sakti hoon! .........Lekin....(ek thuk ko ghatak leti hain) ...tumhe prayaschit karna hoga.

Bhim sharam se neeche gir padta hain aur seedha Gayatri ke pairo ke paas.

Bhim : hume maaf karna Malkin!!!!! Ab aisa BHOOL nahi hoga!!!! Hhhhume baksh do...
.are voh to choti malkin ki tanhai humse.....dekhiii nahi gayi...(nervous hone laga)

Gayatri ko kuch sunayi nahi diya... uski kamukta itni bad gayi ke jab Bhim ke haathon ko apne pairo aur talwo ke ird gird dekhi to uski saas phulne lagi. Jee me aya ke saree ko thodi upar karke use apni sudol taang ka darshan karaye.

Gayatri (bhim ke bazuo ko pakad ke utha leti hain) : utho!!! Yeh faltu ka natak karne ki zaroorat nahi hai! Aur...dhyan se suno meri baat!....jis ghar me tumhari tanha choti malkin rehti hain...usi chaukhat me ek tanha aurat aur rehti hain....voh bhi bhog ki utni hi pyasi hain...uske jism ke podhe ko bhi paani chahiye!.....(lambi lambi saas leti hui)

Bhim ka lund ab phudakne laga... akhir yeh kiski baat chal rahi hai!

Gayatri (paseena paseeena hoke)voh aurat.....MAIN HOON!

Dono ke dono ek lambi aanh chor deta hain aur Bhim bina sankoch ke apne khudre haath se Gayatri ki komal gori haath ko jakad leta hain..jisse uski dil zoron se dhadkne lagi.

Do aatma....do jism sisak uthe...

Pyase ko kuwa aur kuwa ko paani...dono hisab barabar ho rahe the.

Kuch palo tak Bhim bas Gayatri ki haathon ko malta gaya jo aankhein mund ke bas lambi lambi meethi meethi aanhe bhar rahi thi ke tabhi ek gaari ke horn ka awaz aata hain aur dono hosh me aake ek patli gali se nikal padte hain aur mandir ki aur badh gaye.