KABUL HE - 19
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anaamikaa has ke - abhi bol detaa hun mere raajaa..
edhar ek kache raaste par vo saare badmaash ne chukami or draaevar ko lekar chale gaye..
jab un badmaaso ko lagaa ehi jagah sabse sephti ples hai tab saamne se baithe ek badmaash ne - edhar ruk..
taiksi draaevar kaar ko band kar diyaa .. achaanak taiksi draaevar ne ek badmaash ke haath se pistaul chhin kar ..badmaash ke sar par pistaul rakh kar sab ko taiksi se baahar kiyaa..
taiksi draaevar ke himat ko dekh kar chumki khus ho gei..
taiksi draaevar has ke - bhaai pehele men chidungaa..
etnaa sunte hi chukami ki haalaat kharaab ho gei.. chumki ko samajhne men der nahin lagi ki sab mile hua hai..
chumki phaatak se ek badmaash ko dhakaa dekar jhadio ke andar bhaagne lagi..
edhar arjun ek bhodkaa botal kharid kar kaar chalaate chalte aapne mani pars or etiam kaard ko kaar ke saamne vaalaa diki ke andar rakh diyaa..
jab gardi nahin thamaa to arjun - saalaa ye pablik bhi naa.. thik se saraab pine nahin denge..
etnaa bolakar arjun ushi disaa men kaar ko ghumaa diyaa.. jish disaa me chukami ko vo 5 badmaash ne lekar gaye the..
edhar chumki jhadio ke bich chhup gei thi.. achaanak ek billi ko dekh kar chukami jor se bachaao bachaao chillaane lagi.
ye aavaaj 5 badmaash ne sun chuke the.. saare badmaas ne chukami ko daboch lia..
edhar arjun bhodkaa botal nikal kar sidhaa munh men lagaa kar aadhaa botal khaali kar diyaa..
chumki aakhir kosis kiyaa - bachaao ..
arjun phaatak se chaaro baaju daudte hua - kaun hai ? kaun hai ?
arjun dhundhte dhundhte chumki ke paas aa kar - saalaa koi nahin hai.. lagtaa hai mujhe chdh geyaa.. dhet saalaa.. raaj betaa edhar edhar bhi tu santi se saraab pi nahin saktaa..
etnaa bolakar arjun udhar se nikal kar sidhaa paas vaale sunsaan paark ke andar ghus geyaa..
edhar ek badmaas ne - suno bhaai log .. sab saare laaen kliyar hai.. kyon naa kaam suru karte hai..
phir 5 badmaas milakar chumki ko madarjaat nangi kar dia..
dushraa badmaas - aare bhaai log.. esh andhere men kuchh dikhaai nahin detaa..
tisraa badmaas - haan yaar .., esh ki seksi phigar ki chut ko ujaale men chudaai karne se or mjaa milegaa..
taiksi draaevar - nek or puchh puchh.. chalo paas men ek paark hai .. agar ye chillaaagi to phir bhi koi nahin aaagaa..
chauthaa badmaas has ke - vo kaise ?
taiksi draaevar has ke - paark ke andar bhut raheti hai. ye jhuthaa akhvaa ham sab to phailaa chuke hai..
phir sab badmaas milakar chumki ko jor jbaradast ushi paark ke andar le chalte hain..
paark ke andar bicho bich ek roshnidaar jagah par chumki ko letaa kar ..
taiksi draaevar has ke - kyaa lagti hai saali..
chumki jor se - koi hai ..bachaao.. bachaao mujhe..
taiksi draaevar has ke - chilaa. tere chillaa ne se ham sabhi ke land par 2 gunaa jaan aa jaayegaa..
arjun saraab aulredi khatam kar chukaa thaa..
arjun aapne man men - ye aavaaj jaani pahchaani laag rahi hai.. kaun ho ?
etnaa bolakar arjun aapne jagah se uth kar khdaa ho geyaa.. achaanak arjun ke kaan men sunaai diyaa " saali kyaa mast chut paai hai "..
etnaa sunte hi arjun ushi disaa par ahistaa ahistaa jaane lagaa...
taiksi draaevar apnaa land nikal kar land ke upar thuk masal kar - laundiyaa ko raat bhar..
arjun phaatak se saamne aa kar - edhar kyaa ho raahaa hai..
chumki ki njar arjun par gei.. par arjun halkaa nase men saare badmaas ko dekh rahaa thaa..
ek badmaas gushe men - kaun hai re tu saalaa। ?
arjun - jbaan sambhaal kar baat kar maadarchod.. varnaa tere maan aur behen ko ek hi bistar par chodungaa..
dushraa badmaas gushe se - teraa etnaa himmat ..maar saale ko.
eske phaaydaa uthaa kar chukami bhaag nikli.. or jaa kar paark ke andhere men ek jhadio ke pichhe chhup gei..
phir sab arjun ke upar tut pde.. arjun ek ek ko dho raahaa thaa..
achaanak ek badmaas arjun ke sar par pistaul rakh kar..sab milakar arjun ko bure tarah se pitne lage..arjun nase men maar khaate khaate chup chaap vahi siment ke kursi baar baith geyaa..
ek badmaash arjun ke sar par pistaul phir se taan kar- nikaal teraa ye sone kaa chen ,
phir arjun ahistaa ahistaa saare kimti saamaan nikaal detaa hai..
taiksi draaevar gushe men - saale ko nngaa karke chhod do..
phir sab milakar arjun ke saare kapde phaad kar arjun ko maadarjaat nangaa kar dia..
taiksi draaevar gushe se - aare bhaai log..vo saali kidhar hai ?
chumki ko sab milakar dhundhne lage par chumki kidhar nahin mili..
sab gushe se aa kar arjun saare kapde ko phaaph phaad kar - saale..tere vaajaa se ham sabke shikaar haath se nikal gei.. ab tere gaand se ham sabkaa land..
thik ushi vkt chamki ke nangi sarir par ek chuhaa chhalaang maardi..
chumki naa chaahte hua bhi..chumki ki munh se ek jordaar chikh nikal gei...
sab badmaas mikar phir se chumki ko khadio se baahar nikal kar ujaale ki cham chamti hui roshni par le aaye..
chumki bde bechaini se - raaj ..
arjun phaatak se aankh khol diyaa.. arjun ke saamne chukami didi madarjaat nangi khdi thi.. 5 badmaas chumki ko jakd kar khde the..
taiksi draaevar bde bechain se chumki didi ki ek chuchi ko dabaa raahaa thaa..
arjun phaatak se havaa men ud ud kar apnaa kaarigri dikhaane lagaa..
koi bhi arjun ko dekh nahin paa rahe the.. arjun tuphaan ki tarah sabko aapne siks paik paavar se maar raahaa thaa..
jab 5 badmaas ne jmin par gir gaye.. tab arjun sabse pehele taiksi draaevar ko haath ko pakd kar gushe men..
arjun khatarnaak aavaaj ke saath - maadarchod ... tune esh haath se meri didi ko chhuaa.. meri jaan ko .
etnaa bolakar arjun us taiksi draaevar ke donon haath ko 4 bhaag men tod diyaa..
taiksi draaevar ki khatarnaak chikh se arjun aur jor jor se chillaa kar- tum sab behen chid ne mere gurur ko lalkaaraa hai.. raaj chopdaa ko lalkaaraa hai..
ek badmaas ne uth kar bhaagne vaalaa thaa... par arjun phaatak se udte hua us badmaas ke ek pair ko usi siment ke kursi par khinch kar aapne paavar se par ko 2 bhaag se tod diyaa..
us badmaas ke bichitr chitkaar se chumki ki havaa nikal chuki thi..
phir arjun dusre badmaas ke paas jaa kar - saale ..ye dekh.. dekh mere land ko .. ek baar teri behen ke chut ke andar ghusegaa.. men 100% gayrent detaa hun.. ek baar chudaai se teri behen pregnent ho jaaagi...
arjun paas men pde ek lohe ke paaep se baaki sabki haath pair ko todne ke saath saath..
arjun gushe se - suno haraam ke pillon ..meraa naam hai raaj chopdaa.. men yasavant chopdaa kaa betaa hun.., rupaa chopdaa ki svaabhimaan hun.. mere parivaar keliye men gurur hun..
tab paas men pde arjun ke mobaael bajne lagaa.. arjun phon uthaa kar gushe sab se anjaan nambar dekh kar -ken hai ?
bandnaa - helo men bandnaa maam bol rahi hun. men tumhaare ghar par tumhaaraa entjaar kar rahi hun ..
arjun gushe se - thodaa sabar kar meri chhamiyaa.. 2 ghaate ruk jaa..
arjun ke munh se chhamiyaa sunakar bandnaa has ke - ab kyaa kar rahe ho ?
arjun - haaki khel rahi hun meri bulabul..
bandnaa khusi se - thik hai ..men aapki raah dekh rahi hun..
phir phon diskonet..
arjun phir se vo badmaas ko pitaai karte karte jab chukami didi ki or njar ghumaayaa tab arjun aapne hos vaapash le aayaa...
arjun phaatak se edhar udhar bhaag bhaag kar ..aakhirkaar arjun ko aapne phaate shaart mil geyaa..
arjun vahi phati shaart ko chumki didi ke taraph phenk kar ..daudte hua apnaa kaar ko chumki didi ke paas khdaa karke ..kaar ke andar ki laaet auph kar diyaa..
chamki ki aankhon se lagaataar aansu nikal rahi thi.. chumki phataaphat kaar ke pichhe saaed par baith gayi..
arjun tuphaan ki tarah kaar ko aage bdhne lagaa..
sahar ke bichon bich pablik ke bhid men arjun kaar ko laa chukaa thaa.. arjun jaan bujh kar saamne vaale aaine ko jhukaa liyaa thaa.. taaki arjun aapni sagi bdi behen ki nangi badan ko dekh naa sake..
achaanak pablik ke bhid bicho bich arjun kaar ko phaatak se rok diyaa..
arjun kaar rokte ho chumki aapni njar uthaa kar arjun ke dekhne lagi..
chumki ye soch rahi thi ki - ab kyaa kiyaa jaaa ? etne saare bhid ke andar karan gaadi ko kyon rokaa hai ? jab ki karan ke saath saath me bhi nangi hun es kaar ke andar..
arjun aapne kaar ke glaas ko halkaa saa khul kar ..raaste ke sdak par bech rahaa thelaa vaale ko paas bulaa kar..
arjun -ek bedsit , ek lungi ..
thelaa baalaa - saaheb mere paas aapke lebal kaa saamaan nahin hai..
arjun bde pyaar se - mere bhaai es vkt mujhe kuchh bhi chalegaa.. le aa mere bhaai..
thelaa vaalaa phaatak se ek chadar or ek lungi lekar arjun ko dene lagaa.. us se pehele arjun kaar ke diki se apnaa pars nikal kar 2 hjaar rupiyaa nikal kar thelaa vaale ko de diyaa..
thelaa vaale - saaheb chhutaa nahin hai ?
arjun - koi baat nahin aapne bache ko uparvaale ke naam se kapde pahnaa denaa..
phir arjun kaar ko sidhaa habmol ke andar ghusaa diyaa..
arjun kaar ke dusre or ghusaayaa...
arjun - di.. tu phataaphat chadar ko lapet kar baahar aajaa..
arjun ke munh se "di" sunakar chukami ki aankh se aansu nikalne lagi...
chumki kuchh samajh paati ..use peheli arjun phaatak se vahi lungi ko pehen kar.. aapne moni pars ko uthaa kar mal ke get ke saamne khdaa raahaa..
chumki vahi sasti vaalo chadar ko aapne badan par lapet kar baahar nikli..
arjun aapne sar ko patak kar chumki ke paas aa kar - tujhe aaj tak kapdaa pahnaa nahin aati..
etnaa bolakar arjun ne chumki didi ke chadar ko upar se pakd kar.. chadar ke donon kinaare ko ( left vaalaa kinaaraa right men.... right wala kinaaraa left men) biprit dishaa men phasaa kar.. sar ke pichhe gardan ke niche gaanth kar diyaa..
arjun - ab chal meri maan .. tere lia or mere lia kuchh kapde kharid lete hai...
chumki abhi bhi sadme men thi...
arjun ke lungi vaalaa getup ko dekh kar sab smaael de rahe the..
arjun phataaphat dres ke shap par jaa kar - aapne lia kapde kaa audar karte hua.. chumki ko lekar sidhaa ledis ke gaarment end kapde ke andar jaa kar..
arjun - mujhe yellow kalar ki saadhi ke saath saath .. maiching vaale blaauj chaahiye.. vkt bahot kam hai.. so pls no dicsus any other matter..
selsaman ledi - sir , size ?
arjun ek saans se -36/26/36..
selsmain ledi jaise hi saimpal dikhaai ..arjun vese hi ek saadhi , blaauj, braa or chdhi ko pakd kar .sabke saamne chumki ko traayal rum ke andar ghusaa kar...
arjun - "di" ...men baahar hun.. tu phataaphat aapne kapde pehen kar kaar ke paas aajaa...
arjun aapne dres ko mard ke traayal rum ke andar pehen kar hiro ke maaphi baahar nikal kar .. kaauntar par pement kar ke sidhaa kaar ke paas aane lagaa..
edhar chumki aapni badan par saadhi pehen kar phul getup se aakar kaanutar par ..
chamki - kitnaa bil huaa ?
kaauntar- maam .. aapke hasbaind aulredi pement kar chuke ..
ek ledi selsmain - maam .. aapke jodi supar hai.. aap jitni hat ho ..aapse jyaadaa aapke pati pati hat hai..
chumki thodi has ke (andar gushe se) - ek raat keliye chaahia kyaa ?
etnaa sunakar sabhi ledij selsmain hasne lage..
ledi selsmain has ke - kas aisaa ho paataa .. kam se kam dusre test ke shipht to mil jaati ...
chumki - shipht ke saath saath gipht bhi mil jaaagaa..
or ek ledi selsmain has ke - maam.. aap kaaphi mjaak vaali ledi ho.. upar vaale ke den se aapko jaldi gipht mil jaaye..
chumki phaatak se kaar ke paas aane lagi..
arjun - bol teri saheli ki edres..
chumki - mujhe ghar jaanaa hai ..
arjun gushe men - chup chaap bataa ..
chumki phaatak se arjun ke chaude sine se chipak kar rone lagi..
arjun bde pyaar se - didi tujhe mere kasam..tu ro mat. agar tu phir se royegi to men abhi ke abhi jisko dekhungaa sabhi ko dhoungaa...
etnaa sunakar chumki has ke - pichhle janam men dhobi thaa kyaa ?
arjun has ke - ye hui naa raaj chopdaa ki behen.. haan pichhle janam men ..men dhobi thaa par es janam men ..men tere rakhvaalaa banakar piidaa huaa hun.. meri didi ki saari talakif ko dur karne keliye raaj piidaa huaa hai..
chumki has ke aapni saheli ki edres bataa kar - kaun thi vo ?
arjun - kaun ?
chumki - aare vahi .. jishe tu chhamiyaa bulaa raahaa thaa..
arjun kaar chalaate hua - kis ko ?
chumki - jab tu paark ke andar us 5 badmaas ko dho rahaa thaa.. usi vkt tere mobaael par.
arjun ko yaad aane lagaa..
arjun - aare didi..vo ? vi meraa dost shekhar thaa...
chumki gushe se - tu mujhe nahin bataaagaa naa ? ruk men maamaa(maan) aur paapaa ko bataati hun .
arjun - dekh teri ehi blaikmel mujhe pasand nahin hai.. aare baabaa men sach bol raahaa hun..meri koi garl phrend nahin hai..
chamki - lagtaa hai tu mujhe abhi tak behen nahin samajh raahaa hai ?
arjun dard bhare aavaaj men - aare pagli..tere lia jaan de sakti hun..tu to meri achhi didi or garl phrend hai..
chumki has ke - badmaas ldkaa..tu mujhe maskaa maar kar baat ko ghumaane ki kosis kar raahaa hai.. tujhe meri kasam ?
arjun - didi tu mujhe kabhi kasam mat dilaa.. men ek saadi sudaa aurat ke saath apheyar rakh chukaa hun..
chumki gushe se - ruk , abhi maamaa or paapaa ko bataati hun..
arjun - di, tu meri achhi di hai naa plij..
chumki - chal nahin bataati.. aachhaa us ledis ki amar kitni hogi ?
arjun phaatak se - 27
chumki - o my god.. tu complit saadi sudaa aurat ke saath.. kabse ?
arjun - jast 10 din se ..
chumki - tujhe saram nahin aayaa ? aur vo aurat ko bhi saram nahin aati..,aapne pati aur bache ko dhokhaa de rahi hai ..
arjun - pati kaa to pataa nahin par uski abhi tak koi bachaa nahin hai ..
chumki - o.. eshkaa matalab ..
bich me arjun - di.., tujhe tere raaj kaa kasam...
chumki - sundar hai kyaa ?
arjun kaar ko rok kar aapne dono haath jod ke - haan meri maan .. kaaphi sundar hai ..es tapik ko chenj to kar..
chumki has ke -ek shart par aaj ke paarti par tujhe mere bay phrend ban kar rahenaa hogaa.. mere kalej ke saare saheli paarti men honge.. tujhe mere bay phrend banakar sab se milnaa hogaa..
arjun gushe se - didi men tere sage chhote bhaai hun..
chumki - so what ? tu bhi to mujhe kaal bataa raahaa thaa ki tere kalej ke saare dost ke saamne men teri garl phrend banu ?
arjun - didi ..vo mere dost sab mere umar ke hai.. ham sab phaatak se aankh dekhaa sichuasan ko kaich kar lenge..
chumki - meri bhi saari saheli sab saadi sudaa hai..
arjun - plij di..
chumki - bol..abhi bhi vkt hai.. varnaa phon karti hun.. mistar yasavant chopdaa ko ?
arjun ek gaheraa saans chhid ke - thik hai ..
chumki - mujhe bhik nahin chaahia..puraa ashaali taaep ke bay phrend lagnaa chaahia.. varnaa..
bich me arjun - haan meri maan ..tu maamaa or paapaa ko vataa degi ..
chumki has kar - thats like god boy .. ..
chumki - raaj. rok rok aagei meri paarti ke ples.
chumki or arjun kaar paarking karke aate aate..
chamki-achchhaa raaj tune ye saraab pinaa kabse suru kiyaa ?
arjun - mujhe maaf karde meri maan .. tujhe pulis men honaa chaaeye..
etnaa sunakar chumki dil khol kar hasne lagi ... chumki etni jor se has rahi thi ki sab chumki ko dekh rahe the .
arjun ko jo chaahia thaa.. vo arjun ko mil chukaa thaa..
arjun chaahtaa thaa chumki didi pichhle saare dard ko bhul kar phir se muskuraaa..
bhale hi chumki arjun ki sagi behen nahin thi.. par arjun ke dimaag par rupaa maami or yasavant maamaa ne jo pyaar kaa bijj phenk kar arjun ko raaj chopdaa banaa chuke the.. ushi jhuti saan ko arjun dil aur dimaag par khud ko raaj chopdaa samajh chukaa thaa..
arjun ke njar men aaj paark ke andar jo haadsaa huaa.. jisme chumki didi or raaj..dono bhaai behen maadarjaat nange khde the..
vahi sichuasan ko arjun bhul nahin paa raahaa thaa..bhale hi chumki ye sab ko kyaa sochti hai.. ye chukami ko maalum hogi..par raaj chopdaa ke njar men ye bardaast ke baahar thaa..
etne sab hone ke baadjud chumki didi ko khule dil se khil khilaa kar haste hua dekh kar arjun ke aankhon se khusi ki aansu nikal geyaa..
chumki didi abhi bhi arjun ke baat ko lekar jor jor se has rahi thi.. chumki ke aaju baaju chumki ki saheliyaan aakar chumki ko dekh rahe the..
arjun khusi se chumki didi ko aapne siks paik chhaati se bhar liyaa..
arjun kaa bhaaipan ke svbhaab se chumki khusi khusi arjun ke baahon men kaid ho gei...