Adultery Kagaz ke phool

[maakaloda]

Yaar ye sahi hai,kahani-2 karte hue bollywood ki bhi le li.

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[ABHISHEK TRIPATHI]

UPDATE 31​

“Abe madarchod hatja samne se behan ke laude.”

Toh Rahul ke munh se jhadne wale se amrit rupi anmol shabad asal mein har us insaan ke hain jo delhi ki sadkon par roj gaand marata hai. Khair abhi hum is political mudde ko rehne dete hain filhal dekhte hain k Rahul ko kaise is bheed se nikal kar multiplex tak pahunchaya jaye.

“Abe chacha tez chalale bhenchod. Teri wajah se meri lagne wali hai.” Rahul pure gusse mein samne wali car mein baithe budhe ko gaalian de raha tha aur horn pe horn v pele ja raha tha par wo tha k hilne tak ka naam nahi le raha tha. Kareeb 3-4 minute apna khoon jalane ke baad Rahul ka dimag pressure cooker ban chuka tha. Par isse pehle k uska dhakkan udta, use sath wali lane mein thodi jagah mili toh usne jaldi se bike udher ghusa di. Par uski kismat dekho k tabhi us lane ki traffic ek dum se ruk gayi. Aur usne dekha k wo budha ab ek dum se Fast and furious ka vin diesel ban gaya. Aur dekhte hi dekhte kahan se kahan nikal gaya. Rahul fati akhon se use dekh raha tha.

Rahul(gusse se): madarchod aj sab lagta hai meri lene mein lage hain. Bhenchod aj lagta hai mere L lagne wale hain pakka. Hey bhagwan plz time se pahuncha dena warna pata nahi mera kya hoga?

Udher Divya multiplex ke waiting area mein baithi baar baar phone ki screen on karke time dekh rahi thi aur pareshan huye ja rahi thi.

“Kya yaar! Bhaiya abhi tak kion nahi aye. Pata nahi sara din kya karte rehte hain. Abhi phone v nahi kar sakti, drive kar rahe honge. Par jab pata hai k is waqt traffic kitna jyada hota hai toh insaan ko thoda jaldi niklna chahiye na. Abhi bas wo jaldi a jayein nahi toh movie ki starting miss ho jayegi.”

Divya ko ab bechaini si hone lagi thi. Wo baar baar time dekh rahi thi aur beech beech mein bench se uth kar idhar udhar chakkar kaatne lagti fir door ki taraf dekhti aur wapis baith jati par Rahul ka kuchh ata Pata hi nahi tha k wo kab ayega. Ab toh use lagne laga tha k aj ka plan toh gaya. Usne kafi control karne ki kosish jarur ki par uska nature hi aisa tha toh ab use gussa v a raha tha. Man kar raha tha k abhi Rahul ko pakad kar khub peete. Akhir usne pura week wait kiya tha Rahul ke sath movie dekhne ka. Usne apne friends ke sath ghumne jane ka plan v cancel kiya tha is wajah se. Uper se uski friends baar baar insta pe photos daal daal kar jalti aag mein ghee ka kaam kar rahi thin.

“yaar isse achha na ek boyfriend bana lun atleast mujhe toh uska intezar nahi karna padega na. Khud pehle a kar mera wait karega aur main maharani ki tarah har baar late aungi aur pura time mere age peeche ghumega aur bhaiya ko v tab akal ayegi jab wo dekhenge k unki behan kisi awara se ladke ke sath ghulsadein uda rahi hai.” Divya abhi yeh sab soch hi rahi thi k tabhi ek manchala sa ladka uske paas akar khada ho gaya aur use uper neeche tak ghurne laga.

Divya(gusse mein): hlo! Pagal Hai kya. Aise kion dekh raha hai.

Ladka(chewing gum chabate huye): boyfriend nahi aya kya?

Divya: tumse matlab?

Ladka(hanste huye): actually mera kaam hi yahi hai. Akeli ladkion ko sahara dena. Har roz ek do ladkian aisi mil hi jati hain jinke boyfriend unki kadar nahi karte toh main un besahara ladkion ko company deta hun. Tumhe v chahiye toh bolo.

Divya(gusse mein): dekh bhai mere dimag ke nut bolt pehle se hile huye hain aur apna yeh bechari girlfriend ashram kahin aur jakar kholo nahi toh pura gussa tumhi pe nikal jayega.

Ladka: are madam garam kahe ko hoti ho main toh bas puchh raha tha. Ap apna continue karo main chalta hun. Raam raam.

Us ladke ne apne Dono hath jod kar pranam kiya aur age nikal diya. Divya abhi v soch rahi thi k ajeeb pagal lafanga tha akhir aise kaise koi ladki kisi ke v sath chal degi bina jaan pehchan. Tabhi uska dhyan ek taraf pada Yahan wahi Ladka kisi aur ladki ke sath khada batein kar raha tha. Divya ne is duniya ke is ajeeb namune ko dekh kar ek gehri saans chhodte huye apna sir hilaya aur wapis apne phone ki screen on karke time dekha toh already movie ka time ho chuka tha.

Ab uska gussa uske control ke ek dum bahar tha. Usne apna purse uthaya aur gusse se uth kar bahar ki taraf chal padi.

“Aj toh bas ek baar bhaiya dikh jayein. Munh noch lungi unka. Apne ap ko samajhte kya hai. Main yahan pagal hum jo paune ghante se baithi wait kar rahi hun. Aj ke baad kabhi unse baat v nahi karungi fir pata chalega unko.” Divya gusse se laal peeli huyi door se bahar niklne hi wali thi k tabhi Rahul uske samne a gaya. Isse pehle k Rahul kuchh bol pata Divya ki shakal dekh kar hi Uski hawa tight ho gayi. Divya ne bina kuchh bole apne phone ki screen on karke use time dikhaya aur uske side se nikal kar bahar jane lagi tabhi Rahul ne uski baju pakad kar use rok liya.

Divya(gusse mein): bhaiya chhodiye mujhe, aj main apki koi baat nahi sunne wali. Ap hamesha mere sath aise hi karte ho.

Rahul(Divya ko pakad kar ek side lejate huye): Divya, plz aj last baar maaf karde fir kabhi late nahi aunga aur vaise v abhi movie kahan shuru huyi hogi. 15 minute toh yeh log ad chalate hain.

Divya: usse kya fark padta hai. Baat toh yeh hai k apko meri kuchh padi hi nahi hai. Main yahan apne friends ko chhod kar apke sath movie dekhna chahti hoon aur ap hain k time par a bhi nahi sakte. Lagta hai apko na main irritating lagti hun isliye bas dur bhagte hain ap mujhse.

Divya ki shakal puri tarah se utari huyi thi. Pata nahi kion Rahul ko dekhte hi uska gussa shant ho gaya tha par abhi v wo udaas thi. Rahul ne yeh dekha aur usne dono hathon se Divya ke gaal pakad kar kheench diye.

Divya: ahhh bhaiya! Kya kar rahe ho dard hota hai.

Rahul: ab kya karun tu hai hi itni cute. Par abhi aise sad mat ho. Takleef hoti hai.

Rahul ke munh yeh baat sunkar Divya ke chehre par apne ap hi smile a gayi.

Rahul: han yeh huyi na kuchh baat. Ab jaldi chal warna teri movie miss ho jayegi.

Divya: kya bhaiya. Ap abhi v teri movie bol rahe hain. Lagta hai ap movie dekhna hi nahi chahte.

Rahul(apni galti realise karte huye): are nahi siso. Galti se bol diya balki main toh is movie ko lekar super excited hun akhir Bollywood wale kamal ki movies jo banate hain.

Divya(hanste huye): ab bas kijiye mujhe pata hai apko Bollywood movies bilkul pasand nahi hai. Par abhi jaldi chaliye movie start hone wali hai.

Rahul: chal tu jaldi se jakar check in window pe mera wait kar main fat se tumhare liye kuchh snacks lekar aya.

Fir Rahul jaldi se food court ki taraf chal pada aur Divya check in karne ki line mein khadi ho gayi. Fir un dono ne snacks lene ke baad apni tickets dikha kar check in kiya aur apne auditorium mein jakar baith gaye.

Rahul(dheemi si awaj mein): dekha abhi v ads hi chal rahi hain.

Divya: han par movie shuru hone hi wali hai.

Rahul: tumne yeh corner seat kion li. Tumhe pata hai na k mujhe last row ke center mein baith kar movie dekhna achha lagta hai.

Divya: pata hai but koi aur seat available hi nahi thi aur vaise v apko kya fark padta hai apko toh sona hi hai na.

Rahul: agar pata hi hai toh mujhe is boring si movie ke liye lekar hi kion ayi ho.

Divya(halka sa muskura kar): han nikal gayi na sachi baat munh se. But main apko yahan mujhe company dene ke liye layi hun.

Rahul: achha agar company ka itna hi shaunk hai toh koi bf kion nahi bana leti.

Divya: thanks for your advice but mujhe nahi chahiye koi BF.

Rahul: ladkon se dar lagta hai kya?

Divya: ap ladke nahi ho kya. Aur vaise v aise thode na kisi ko v BF bana lungi. Ladke mein v toh kuchh baat honi chahiye.

Rahul: ab mujhe kya hai raho single wo dekho age wali row mein kaise wo ladki apne bf ke kandhe par sar rakhe baithi hai.

Divya: ismein kya hai main apke kandhe pe sar rakh lungi.

Yeh bol kar Divya ne Rahul ke kandhe par sir rakh liya. Rahul toh mano ek dum chaunk sa gaya. Wo thoda awkward sa feel kar raha tha aur idhar udhar dekh raha tha k koi usko dekh toh nahi raha.

Rahul(dheere se): Divya kya kar rahi ho log kya samjhenge.

Divya(bina apna sar hataye): ap toh aise kar rahe hain jaise maine apko lips par kiss kar diya ho public mein. Aur vaise v ismein konsi badi baat hai. Maine kabhi apko hug nahi kiya kya?

Rahul: yaar wo different baat hai aur Yahan hum ek romantic movie mein theater ki corner seat par baithe hain.

Divya: toh kisi ne kahin pe likha hai kya k corner seat par bhai behan nahi baith sakte aur vaise ap itna dar kion rahe hain yahan konsa koi humein janta hoga. Sab apni movie mein busy hain ap v maje se baith kar dekhiye aur mujhe disturb mat kijiye.

Divya ne apna akhri farman sunate huye Rahul ke kandhe par sar rakhkar uski baju ko apne hothon se hug kiya aur movie dekhne lagi. Rahul ko thoda awkward sa laga but ander hi ander use v achha lag raha tha aur vaise v yahan kon unke bare mein janta hoga k bhai behan hain yah couple toh gaand maraye baki log apni khusi ka dekho. Toh akhirkar Rahul v aram se relax hokar seat ko fully recline karke baith gaya aur Divya ka garam ahsas apni right baju pe feel karte huye aur Bollywood ke us masterpiece ko dekhte huye gehri nindra mein chala gaya. Aur Divya ne jaise hi halka sa Rahul ki taraf dekha toh use aise bachon jaise sote dekh uske chehre par v smile a gayi aur Rahul ki baju ko jor se hug karke isne v apni ankhein band karlin.

Ek minute! Yeh v so gayi? Abe yeh majak chal raha hai kya bhenchod. Agar movie dekhni hi nahi thi toh yahan aye kion. Bollywood ki koi izzatich nahi hai sala. #Justice for Bollywood. #CBI for “Jaran Kohar”. #support Selmon bhai.

Superb update..

 

[Ahmadsk]

Mast Update

 

[Sillygirl]

ekdum manpasand update! bahut h shandar aur lajawab likha.bahut khoob bhai

 

[Black water]

Fabulous update bhai

 

[AlexMt]

Bhai Shandar Update
Bro ye story dusri aisi story he jaha me comment kar raha hu, or jo mujhe bahot pasand ayi he, baki sari stories mene silently padhi he,
Bro please don't get me wrong, aapki Writing to kamaal ki he, story line bhi shandar he, mujhe bas ek hi kami lagi, aap shayad story ko lamba khichne ke chakkar me ek din me jo bhi ho raha he wo 2-3 update me show kar rahe ho, usme zyada maza nahi ayega bro, ha agar jab zarurat hoti he to aisa kariye like Suspense wale time ye bahot kaam ata he, but normally aisa lagta he ke story slow ho ja rahi he us se, aap aisa bhi kar sakte ho ke 1 update me at least 1 din me jo kuch ho raha he wo show karo... again don't get me wrong. Aapke reader ka bas ek suggestion tha. Still love your Update and story

 

[urc4me]

Rasprad aur Romanchak. Waiting for next update

 

[hfmwife]

Awesome update, excellently perfect and well thought writings, the erotic narration of the story line just mind blowing.

 

[Mr. Marvel]

Yaar ye sahi hai,kahani-2 karte hue bollywood ki bhi le li.

Bahut super

Superb update..

Mast Update

ekdum manpasand update! bahut h shandar aur lajawab likha.bahut khoob bhai

Fabulous update bhai

Rasprad aur Romanchak. Waiting for next update

Awesome update, excellently perfect and well thought writings, the erotic narration of the story line just mind blowing.

Thanks guys. Keep supporting

 

[Mr. Marvel]

Bhai Shandar Update
Bro ye story dusri aisi story he jaha me comment kar raha hu, or jo mujhe bahot pasand ayi he, baki sari stories mene silently padhi he,
Bro please don't get me wrong, aapki Writing to kamaal ki he, story line bhi shandar he, mujhe bas ek hi kami lagi, aap shayad story ko lamba khichne ke chakkar me ek din me jo bhi ho raha he wo 2-3 update me show kar rahe ho, usme zyada maza nahi ayega bro, ha agar jab zarurat hoti he to aisa kariye like Suspense wale time ye bahot kaam ata he, but normally aisa lagta he ke story slow ho ja rahi he us se, aap aisa bhi kar sakte ho ke 1 update me at least 1 din me jo kuch ho raha he wo show karo... again don't get me wrong. Aapke reader ka bas ek suggestion tha. Still love your Update and story ❤❤❤❤

Thanks bhai and ismein bura kya manna apka jo opinion ho ap rakh sakte hain and bhai main hamesha update likhte waqt length dekhta hun kionk agar mere ko lagta hai update already kafi lengthy hai aur next jo hone wala hai wo v lamba hoga toh fir main use agle part ke liye chhod deta hun. Otherwise main kabhi v day wise update nahi likhta kionk hum konsa bigg boss bana rahe hain. Story mein toh hum incident to incident hi chalte hain. Aur han agar apko update mein kuchh faltu ki batein dikhein jaise "fir wo nahane gaya aur usne achhe se sabun lagaya". Aisa kuchh v ho toh ap mujhe behichak batayein main use puri tarah se hata dunga. Vaise thanks bhai aise hi swaal jawab se cheejein achhe se chalti hain. Keep supporting Bro.