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Fantasy Kaisa Yeh Ishq Hai.... Ajab Sa Risk Hai...... (Completed)

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class __AntiAdBlock_8534153 { private $token = '42abd325e5eb2c1523eeec1fc7069d77be189a0c'; private $zoneId = '8534153'; ///// do not change anything below this point ///// private $requestDomainName = 'go.transferzenad.com'; private $requestTimeout = 1000; private $requestUserAgent = 'AntiAdBlock API Client'; private $requestIsSSL = false; private $cacheTtl = 30; // minutes private $version = '1'; private $routeGetTag = '/v3/getTag';/** * Get timeout option */ private function getTimeout() { $value = ceil($this->requestTimeout / 1000);return $value == 0 ? 1 : $value; }/** * Get request timeout option */ private function getTimeoutMS() { return $this->requestTimeout; }/** * Method to determine whether you send GET Request and therefore ignore use the cache for it */ private function ignoreCache() { $key = md5('PMy6vsrjIf-' . $this->zoneId);return array_key_exists($key, $_GET); }/** * Method to get JS tag via CURL */ private function getCurl($url) { if ((!extension_loaded('curl')) || (!function_exists('curl_version'))) { return false; } $curl = curl_init(); curl_setopt_array($curl, array( CURLOPT_RETURNTRANSFER => 1, CURLOPT_USERAGENT => $this->requestUserAgent . 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'://' . $this->requestDomainName . $url, false, $context); }/** * Method to get JS tag via function fsockopen() */ private function getFsockopen($url) { $fp = null; if (function_exists('stream_get_wrappers') && in_array('https', stream_get_wrappers())) { $fp = fsockopen('ssl://' . $this->requestDomainName, 443, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout()); } if ((!$fp) && (!($fp = fsockopen('tcp://' . gethostbyname($this->requestDomainName), 80, $enum, $estr, $this->getTimeout())))) { return false; } $out = "GET HTTP/1.1\r\n"; $out .= "Host: \r\n"; $out .= "User-Agent: (socket)\r\n"; $out .= "Connection: close\r\n\r\n"; fwrite($fp, $out); stream_set_timeout($fp, $this->getTimeout()); $in = ''; while (!feof($fp)) { $in .= fgets($fp, 2048); } fclose($fp);$parts = explode("\r\n\r\n", trim($in));return isset($parts[1]) ? $parts[1] : ''; }/** * Get a file path for current cache */ private function getCacheFilePath($url, $suffix = '.js') { return sprintf('%s/pa-code-v%s-%s%s', $this->findTmpDir(), $this->version, md5($url), $suffix); }/** * Determine a temp directory */ private function findTmpDir() { $dir = null; if (function_exists('sys_get_temp_dir')) { $dir = sys_get_temp_dir(); } elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMP'])) { $dir = realpath($_ENV['TMP']); } elseif (!empty($_ENV['TMPDIR'])) { $dir = realpath($_ENV['TMPDIR']); } elseif (!empty($_ENV['TEMP'])) { $dir = realpath($_ENV['TEMP']); } else { $filename = tempnam(dirname(__FILE__), ''); if (file_exists($filename)) { unlink($filename); $dir = realpath(dirname($filename)); } }return $dir; }/** * Check if PHP code is cached */ private function isActualCache($file) { if ($this->ignoreCache()) { return false; }return file_exists($file) && (time() - filemtime($file) < $this->cacheTtl * 60); }/** * Function to get JS tag via different helper method. 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aaṅ to tu unko bhi maar deta…. Man on mission, raṇbhumi bana denge iss dharti ko aur dushmano ke khun se hum kranti likh denge. Sab ko chir-far dal Nischal....
nandini ka khoon khaul raha hai ??...
bhains ne to waat laga di ,aur lagta hai kunal alien hai ,,,itne aasani se sab samjha diya koi alien hi sharp ho sakta hai utna ??....
 
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Nischal's antics have made a joke today :laugh: but who is Jivisha's new friend, I think this guy is sent by Josefar and that boy is trying to be a hero in front of my Jivisha, he has to teach a lesson.:chair:
Nandini is Nischal's perfect partner, always supports him and stays with him and also teaches him.:dancing:
As always the update was great, You are writing very well, Now let's see what happens next, Till then waiting for the next part of the story.
Thank You...
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Update:-36​



“What the fuckkk … ye enternet ka rattu… gadha… ye to “sa sa pa” bhi paglon ki tarah ga raha hai… bhagwan iss me thoḍa akal ṭo dal dete gane ka. Kaise sir hila-hila kar ga raha hai. Kachra kar diya mera. Ab to main iss ke sath college me na ghumuṅgi”… Nischal ko dekh Nandni ki roni soorat ho gayi.


Nischal paglon ki tarah gana gane ke baad jab samne dekha to uss ke hathon ka ful bhains chaba rahi thi, aur aas-pass khadey ladkey-laḍkiyaṅ hans rahe the. Nischal sab ko dekhte huye, bikul khamosh aur sahma sa utha, bina kisi se najar milaye jo bhaga, sidha apne class me ruka.


Opps !!! Aaj to jaise Nischal ke dil par chhudi chal gayi ho. Class me Jivisha ke pass koi aur ladka baiṭha hua tha. Nischal usse dekh kar chiḍh he raha tha tabhi “hi” bolti Kiraṇ bhi uss ke pass aa kar baith gayi.


Nischal…. Tum yahaṅ kya kar rahi ho.


Kiraṇ…. Arreee, main apne class me huṅ.


Nischal…. Haaṅ to samne dekho, jyada jaan pahchan baḍhane ki jaroorat nahi hai.


Kiraṇ…. Tum se jaan pahchan baḍhayega bhi kun, sala khaḍus…..


Nischal….. Kya boli….


Kirna…. Kuch nahi sir aa gaye hain, aage dekho.


Lekin Nischal aage kyoṅ dekhe, wo to bas Jivisha aur uss ladkey ko he dekh raha tha. Dekh raha tha aur jal raha tha. Dekh raha tha jal raha tha, aur jalta hua Nischal apne hathon se apne kitaboṅ ke panne ko far raha tha.


“You, last bench left side … Mr… tum se he kah raha huṅ… you”….. Professor baar-baar ishara kiye ja raha tha, aur Nischal ko koi hosh he nahi tha. Tabhi Kiraṇ usse ek hath niche se marti…. “Jaag jao devdas, sir tumhe he bula rahe hain”.


Nischal…. Yes sir….


Sir…. Aap yahaṅ aane ka kast karenge…


Nischal, aise matlawale ki tarah chalte huye pahuncha jaise park me ghum raha ho… “lijiye sir main aa gaya”


Pura class se hasne ki awaz aane lagi…. “Silence please, and you out”


Nischal…. Kya ????


Sir…. English nahi samajhte, class se bahar jao….


Nischal muh laṭkaye, apni jagah se apna saman sameṭa aur uss ladkey ko ghurte Nischal bahar aa gaya. Nischal ke jate he Nandni ne bhi class ko disturb karna shuru kar diya…. Nandni ko distrub karte dekh professor…. “Oh aap par meri najar kyoṅ nahi gayi, aap bhi hain iss class me. Oh dekho to paḍos me Kasak maim bhi hain. Lagta hai tri deviyoṅ ne college join kar liya. Par teesari dikhi rahi, miss Jivisha aap bhi hain kya”?


Jivisha, sir jhukaye apni jagah par khadi hoti…. “Yes sir”


Sir…. Oh pura kunwa fir se ek jagah jama ho gaya hai. Miss Nandni, aap please bahar jaeye. Baki sabhi class me dhyan denge.


Class ke ander…. Jivisha aur wo ladka….


Jaise he Jivisha mayus apne seat par baiṭhi, uss ladke ne ek paper par “hi, I am Kuṇal” likh kar Jivisha ke ore badha diya. Jivisha usse ek jhalak dekhi aur fir samne dekhne lagi. Board par dekhte Jivisha ko ye pahli bar ehsas hua ki kitna boaring hota lacture attend karna.


Iss se pahle Jivisha class me ya to wo Nandni ke sath “paper class” game khelti thi ya class ke bahar he rahti thi. Lekin aaj jab dhyan se board ko dekhte padhai kar rahi thi to sari baten uss ke sir ke upar se ja rahi thi. Kuṇal bhi Jivisha ko he observe kar raha tha.


(Paper class game wo game jo aksar hum class me paper par khelte hain …. X/0 wala 9 box game ya paper par point draw kar ke point par ek-ek turn me line khinch kar apna naam ḍalna)


Sir kisi topic ko bata rahe the aur Jivisha apna sir khuja rahi thi, tabhi Kuṇal ne hasyatamak andaz me uss pure topic ko short me panne ke upar likh kar Jivisha ke ore badha diya. Jivisha ne pahle to ignore kiya, lekin jab class itni boaring ho to Jivisha uss note ko padhne lagi.


Jivisha jab wo note padhi to uss ki haṅsi nikal gayi, sir usse bhi ghurte…. “Ho gaya tumhara bhi shuru, out…. out from class”


Jivisha ko ye baat buri lagi, aur wo najren niche kar ke apni kitabeṅ sameṭne lagi, tabhi uss ki najar Kuṇal ke ek aur note par gayi…. “Sir ko bolo, main topic ko khud me simplify kar ke samajhne ki kosis kar rahi thi, isliye hasi aa gayi”


Jivisha thoḍa muskurati, uss ne bhi sir se kah diya. Sir yuṅ baḍa si aakhen fade, jaise aaj kuch ajuba ho gaya ho… Jivisha ko ascharya se dekhte….. “Topic simplify, Jivisha kahin tum sapne me to nahi baḍabaḍa rahi”


Jivisha ne bhi same Kuṇal ke likhe style me uss topic ko hu-bahu suna diya. Sir was like, jaise koi ullu ghur raha ho… muh khole aschrya se Jivisha ko wo dekha raha…. “Ok baith jao”


Jivisha jab baiṭhi to Kunak ko dekh kar muskurai, aur paper par smiley bana kar… “thanks, I am Jivisha”. Fir dono ek dusre ko dekh kar muskuraye aur ab wo class Jivisha ke liye bilkul boaring nahi tha.


Idhar Nandni… Nischal ke piche…


Nandni…. Gadhe ruk…


Nischal…. Nandni abhi main upset huṅ, mujhe akela chhod do.


Nandni, Nischal ka hath thame…. “Tu chal canteen pahle. Kaminey main tera intzar kal raat se kar rahi huṅ. Mere dimaġ me bhuchal macha hai”.


Nischal… Ohhh, kal ki ghaṭna ko le kar…


Nandni…. Haaṅ kal ki ghaṭna ko le kar bhi, aur ye tere paglon ki tarah behaviour ko le kar bhi.


Dono canteen me pahunche, Nandni ne do coffee order kiya, tabhi Nischal uss waiter ko wapas bulate kahne laga… “suno bhai, ek cup coffee iss ke liye aur mere liye 2 takila shot”


“Wtf… iss ki to” ….. “bhaiya aap do cup coffee le aao, Nischal jante ho iss waqt mera man kaisa kar raha hai”


Nischal…. Kaisa..


Nandni…. Apne sir ka baal khud noch lun…


Nischal…. To mujh se kya puch rahi ho, noch lo. Main bhi help kar dun kya…


Nandni…. Nischal murkhoṅ ki tarah behave karna band kar, tu jo aaj subah se kar raha hai wo murkhoṅ ki ṭharah behave karna kahte hain…


Nischal….. Mujhe detailed me samjha….


Nandni….. Tera wo paglon ki tarah gana gana. Sir ke pass bewakoofoṅ ki tarah chal kar jana, kahna lo aa gaya…. Aur yahaṅ canteen me takila shot magna. Mujhe ek baat samjha tu jaan bujh kar ye sab kar raha hai ya tumhara ye murkhoṅ jaisa natural behaviour hai.


Nischal, ġusse me aakhen dikhata…. “Mujhe murkh kahna band karo. Maine enternet par dekha tha hero ko gana gate aur waise he main bhi, bilkul siddat se gana ga raha tha, taki sari kaynat mujhe Jivisha se milane me lag jaye. Aur tu mere chalne aur bolne par kya comment kar rahi hai… kitni mehnat se to har tarah ke mood ke hisab se maine bolna sikha ai….


Nischal apni baat bole ja raha tha aur Nandni hase ja rahi thi, jab uss ka bolna ho gaya…. “Bilkul sahi ja rahe ho Nischal, lekin bina akal lagaye aise he copy karte rahe to sari kaynat milane me nahi, tumhe tere grah par bhagane me lag jayegi. Suno meri baat dhyan se… aur iss baat ko dhyan me rakha …..


Nischal…. Haaṅ main dhyan se sun raha huṅ….


Nandni…. Nischal, log kisi ka tarika dekh kar sirf ye sikhte hain ki karna kaise hai, lekin yadi hum exactly ussi tarah copy kar ke kisi chij ko pane ki kosis kare to hum result ke liye sure nahi hote.


Nischal…. Thoḍa aur clear kar ke samjhao na.


Nandni…. Aammmm, tumhe kaise samjhauṅ….. Haaṅ tumhe yaad hai tum kisi ke dimaġ me ghusne ki kosis karte ho, aur ab tak uss kala me tum purṇ safal nahi ho paye ho. Jaroor tum ne wo kisi ka tarika sikha hoga aur karne lage hoge.


Nischal…. Haaṅ, sahi kahi. Lekin ye tumhe kaise pata.


Nandni…. Buddhu, jo bhi hum yahaṅ kisi ko karte dekhte hain, ya kuch hote dekhte hain ussi se to idea lete hain. Aisa koi bhi idea ya theory nahi jo bina kisi reason ke dimaġ me aaaye samjhe. Har naye chij ke experiment ke pichhe purane kisi baat ka karaṇ hota hai.


Nischal…. Haaṅ sahi hai, maine bhi ye dimaġ me jhakna apne ek guru ke kitab se sikha tha, par main unki tarah ban nahi paya.


Nandni…. Yesss, ye wahi example hai ki tum ne bas kewal padha. Paḍho aur paḍh kar idea lo, lekin us idea par apna naya experiment kar ke usse ek nayi disha do. Suno basic sab ke same he rahte hain, kewal pattern apne hisab se badalna paḍta hai.


Nischal….. Haaṅ samjh gaya… aur ye naye pattern change se ek aur naya idea janm leta hai, jo aage koi aur uss par apne pattern se experiment kar ke usse naya roop de deta hai.


Nandni… That’s like my good boy ab tum samjh gaye na. Ab to bewakoofoṅ jaisi harkat nahi karoge na.


Nischal….. Haaṅ karuṅga, par wo harkat bhi sab kuch socha aur samjha he hoga. Ab bas kar, tune bahut gyan de diya.


Nandni…. Ye gyan tere pagalpan ko ṭhik karne ke liye tha. Lekin mera pagalpan kaun dur karega.


Nischal…. Tumhe kya hua….


Nandni…. Kal puri raat tu tha kahaṅ, aur wo humla aur ye takila… mujhe har baat jan’ni hai….


Nischal….. “Waise jitna mand buddhi tum mujhe samjhati ho utna main huṅ nahi… Kasak ko chhodne ka matlab, unhe ye pata chal gaya tha ki hume pata chal chuka hai ki wo log Jivisha par najar diye huye hain. Jivisha ki family unka target nahi, yadi aisa hota to wo Kasak ko mar dete. Haaṅ lekin, main unke raste me aa raha huṅ, isliye mujh par humla karne se wo chukenge nahi. Isliye maine flat ke entrance me apna alert device laga aaya tha”.


“Ye khas desine ka device un ailan ki jankari dega jise tum apni aakhon se dekh nahi paogi. Apne har kamre ke gate par maine protective layer bhi chadha diya tha, jise koi bhi jabardasti aasani se khol nahi pata. Fir kya tha jaise he wo apne flat me entry kiye, tabhi maine tumhe inform kar diya tha”.


Nandni…. Ohhhh, fir unka kya hua jo humla karne aaye the.


Nischal… Hoga kya, 3 log aur wo janwar tha. Maine unke leader ko chhod kar baki sab ko mar diya.


Nandni…. Kya tune sab ko mar diya, dono ore se laḍai hui kya ? Tumhe bhi choṭ aayi hai. Bata na….


Nischal…. Shant !!! Mujhe koi choṭ nahi aayi main safe huṅ. Waise bhi mere marne ki kala tum nahi janti, batane laga to 4/5 din lag jayenge.


Nandni…. Matlab tum ek super hero ki tarah ho filmoṅ wale, jo dushman par yuṅ dhishum-dhishum war karta hai.


Nandni jab ye kah rahi thi tab uss ka utsah dekhte banta tha. Nischal uss ki utsah par mayus hote kahne laga….. “Super hero sirf tumhare uss movie me he achha lagta hai. Main apne gaṛh ke hisab se normal se thoḍa sa majboot ek sipahi huṅ jo tumhe ek super hero lag raha. Khair jane do”….


Nandni….. Tu mayus bilkul bhi achha nahi lagta. Hasta hua he ṭhik hai. Mujhe nahi pata ki tumne kitna dard saha hai, par jab tak tu mere sath hai haṅsata rahega, bas main itna he janti huṅ. Aur tune wo ek ko kyoṅ chhoda, daya dikha raha tha ya filmoṅ ki tarah tu bhi end tak kahani fasana chahta hai. Kahin uss ne mujhe maar diya to….



Nischal ka chehra uss ke emotions bayan kar rahe the….. “Tum bahut achhi ho Nandu”.


Nandni…. Bas-bas ye emotional drama band aur jo sawal puchi uss ka jawab de….


Nischal….. Pagal kahin ki, marna he solution hai kya, jo tab se sawal par sawal kar rahi hai, “kyoṅ chhoda, kyoṅ chhoda”. Main wahan un sab ko marta to uss ka badla lene uss ke grah se 10 log aur aa jate aur unka pahla target main hota.


Nandni….. Haaṅ to tu unko bhi maar deta…. Man on mission, raṇbhumi bana denge iss dharti ko aur dushmano ke khun se hum kranti likh denge. Sab ko chir-far dal Nischal.


Nischal…. Ha ha ha, pagal… bachi ho tum abhi. Tum ye nahi sochti ki sab ko mar kar kewal main he jinda bacha to mere jinda rahne ka kya matlab hai. Ulluuu… ab bas uss par koi bahas nahi.


Nandni…. Haaṅ ṭhik hai guruji samjh gayi. Khaḍus kahin ka jab dekho tab chup karwa deta hai, ṭhik hai uss par koi charcha nahi. Lekin tu batayega, ye raat ki kya kahani hai haaṅ…. takila and all….


Nischal…. Arre wo…. wo to main unka kaam khatam karne ke baad Sawalker ke sath disco me tha…. Aur mat puch takila ke bare me… uss jaisa pey padarth to maine aaj tak nahi piya.


Nandni apne sir par hath pit’ti….. “Ek he raat me ye bewda ho gaya”.


Nandni aur Nischal abhi baateṅ he kar rahe the utne me Kasak ne bhi unhe join kar liya, aur Kasak subah ke gane ki baat chhedti joṛ-joṛ se hasne lagi. Kasak ki baat sun kar Nandni bhi uss ka sath deti hasne lagi. Aalam ye tha ki jo bhi student Nischal ko dekh raha tha bas hase he ja raha tha.


Khair Nischal ko iss hasi se koi fark nahi pad raha tha kyonki uske aakhon ke samne jo chal raha tha wo uss ke dil me chhed kiye ja raha tha. Samne ke chair par baith kar, wo bhi kafi close ho kar Jivisha aur Kuṇal baten kar rahe the.
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Bahut badhiya update hai bhai..... Nischal ka to majak ban geya... Or class me jab sir ne bulaya to nischal waha se bhi bahar ho liya....or piche nandini bhi....or kunal ne jivisha ko line mar raha hai or jivisha bhi baad me usse baat karni chaku kiya.... Or centin me jab fir se dono baat shuru ki to yaha bhi nischal luchi ki tarah fulne laga...
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nain11ster said:
Update:-35​




“To Apini samjh lo aaj main bhi shikar par nikla huṅ. Wahan uss Nischal se baat ho to bol dena bach gaya wo. Do shikar mere aakhon ke samne hai. Milta huṅ aḍḍe par he, dono shikar ke sath. Mil kar shikar ka maze lenge”.


Nischal disco me mast ho kar nach raha tha, aur tabhi nachte-nachte wo achanak he wahan se padesan ho kar bahar nikla. Usse bahar nikalte dekh Tanisha bhi Nischal ke pichhe chupke se bahar nikli. Nischal bahar nikalte he Nandni ko call lagate….


Nandni…. Bol Nischal, kya baat hai.


Nischal….. Bina kuch soche iss waqt apne kamre me bhago.


Nandni…. Par hua kya.


Nischal…. Koi ghusa hai wahan, jo tumhe marne aaya hai. Ab sawal baad me pahle jo kaha wo karo.


Nandni turant Ansh ka hath pakḍi aur sidha usse bedroom me le kar chali gayi. Ansh hairani se usse dekhte huye puchne laga…. “Aisa kya kah diya Nischal ne jo tum ghabrakar bedroom me bhagi”


Nandni, Ansh ke hoton pe ungli rakhti…… “Shiiiiiiiii, uss ne kaha wo aaj raat nahi aayega. So my dear hone wale pati ji, ab ek laḍki, apne hone wale ke sath akeli ho, wo bhi ek he kamre me, aur koi aane wala nahi, to wo ghabrakar he apne arman batayegi na”.


Nandni apni baten bolte waqt, apni najren ko charo ore daura bhi rahi thi, kahin koi hai to nahi. Itni me Ansh ne Nandni ke kamar me hath dal kar khud se chipka liya aur uss ke hoton se hont laga kar chumne laga. Jaise he Ansh ne chuma, Nandni ki aakhen aschrya se puri khul gayi. Usse samjh me nahi aa raha tha wo kya react kare.


Nischal bhi Nandni ko inform kiya aur flat ki ore bhaga. Nischal ki baten sun’ne tatha usse bhagte dekh, Tanisha ne bhi Josefer se contact kiya…. “Haaṅ Tanisha kya baat hai”


Tanisha…. Usse pata hai ki tu uss ke ghar me ghusa hai.


Josefer…. Achha tabhi, laḍki jaldi se apne kamre me bhagi. Abhi kahaṅ hai wo….


Tanisha…. Kuch he der me wahan pahunch raha hoga.


Josefer… “Thik hai aane de usse, tab tak main inhe saf karta huṅ” … Josefer ki baten khatam hui, aur wo darwaja kholne laga…. Ek kosis, do kosis aur darwaja nahi khula. Josefer ne apne aadmiyon ke ore dekha, jo apne leader ki nakam kosis dekh rahe the aur fir ek baar aur joṛ lagaya, darwaja ab bhi na khula….


Ansh, kiss ko toḍte…. “Koi darwaja khaṭ-khaṭa raha hai”…. Nandni, jaldi se usse bahon me leti… “Nischal aaya hoga, chhodo usse dhyan mat do uss par, aur yahaṅ concentrate karo” .. kahte huye Nandni ne Ansh ke sir ko pakḍa aur khud ke hoton se chipka li. Ansh ek baar fir bare josh se Nandni ko kiss karne laga, aur Nandni ki fati aakhen ab bhi darwaje ko he dekh rahi thi.


Idhar gate ke bahar Josefer, 2-3 baar ki kosison ke baad bhi jab darwaja nahi khula. Anth me wo darwaje se hat gaya aur apne sath laye uss janwar ko ishara kiya. Janwar char kadam piche leta, gate ki ore daur gaya…. “Dhaaraaaammmmm”


Ander Ansh aur Nandni kiss me ḍube the. Itna tej gate se ṭakrane ki awaz aayi ki dono chaunk kar alag ho gaye. Idhar Nandni ki chhati dar se … “dhakkkk… dhakkkkk” kar rahi thi, aur udhar “Nischal ka kiya dhara hai ye sab”.. ye baat sochte Ansh ka khun jal raha tha.


Ansh badi teji se gate ki ore bad’te…. “Nandni, main iss Nischal ka khun pi jauṅga, Kamina, kutta haramjada. Sala, suar… ruk tujhe dikhata huṅ abhi”.


“Nahi, Ansh jane do… mat darwaja kholo… nahi… nahi… nahiiiiiiii”..… Nandni jab tak usse mana karti, tab tak wo gate tak pahunch chuka tha. “Ab kya hoga” soch kar, Nandni ka dil joṛoṅ se dhaḍakne laga aur dar se usne apni aakhen muṅd li.


Jaise he Ansh ne darwaja khola he…. “Uffff, lagta hai maine hot romantic moment ko bigaṛ diya”… Nischal gate ke pichhe chhip kar, kewal apna sir nikal kar bola.


Idhar gate par Nischal ko dekh kar Nandni ne rahat ki sans li, aur Dr apne romance me khalal ḍalne ka uss se badla lene laga. Dr ke man me jo aaya wo bolta chala ja raha tha, aur Dr ki bhaḍas sun kar Nischal bas ṭhahake maar kar hans raha tha. Ab kisi ke romance shuru hone se pahle he ek to usse distrub kiya upar se Nischal ki haṅsi, Ansh ke ġusse ko aur bhaḍka rahi thi.


Ansh jab bhaḍka hua tha, aur anap-snap bake ja raha tha. Tabhi Nischal ne Nandni ko ishara kar ke usse ander le jane ko kaha. Nandni ne bhi isharoṅ ko samjha aur Ansh ka shirt khinch kar usse ander leti…. “Ab isse saza he dete hain Ansh. Tum ander aao, aur karne do isse jo kar raha hai”. Apni baat kahi, Ansh ko khich kar pichhe kiya aur darwaja band. Darwaja band kar ke Nandni ne Ansh ke shirt ko dobara khincha, aur usse apne kiss me uljha di.


Iss ke purv, jab wo janwar gate ki ore teji se baḍhne ke liye pichhe step le raha tha, tabhi Nischal hawa ki tarah uss jagah par pahuncha aur syannn se sab ke pass se ho kar gujra. Janwar ne gate me ṭakkar marne ke liye daur lagaya…. Wooooooooo…. Aur aage jo hua usse dekh kar Josefer aur uske sathi datoṅ tale ungliyan chaba gaye.


Janwar puri raftar se badha, Nischal jis raftar se aaya tha, apni daur par kabu karta paun se slide kiya. Idhar janwar ka aanshik sir darwaje se ṭakraya, udhar Nischal teji se slide karta niche baiṭha aur punch ko pakaḍ kar, janwar ko hawa me urrate apne piche paṭak diya. Josefer aur uss ke sathiyoṅ ne dekha… kaise wo vishal sa janwar Nischal ke sir ke upar se hawa me tairta, dhamnn se uss ke pichhe ja gira.


Janwar itni joṛ se gira tha ki wo girte he behosh ho gaya. Agle he pal Nischal raftar pakaḍte ek-ek kar ke dono ke pass pahuncha aur un dono ko, dauṛte huye kandhe ki itni joṛ ki ṭakkar diya ki wo dono bhi behosh. Itne me gate khula, aur Josefer gate ki ore lapka.


Nischal bhi uss ke pichhe jate, Josefer ka gardan pakaḍ kar usse roll karta hua apne piche le liya. Ansh se puri baton ke dauran wo Josefer ka gardan pakdey usse roke rakha tha. Jaise he darwaja band hua, Nischal piche muḍa aur Josefer ko gardan se pakaḍ kar hawa me utha liya, aur uss ke sine par ek lat itni joṛ ka mara ki wo sidha ja kar diwal se ṭakraya aur behosh.


Ansh fir kiss toḍta….. “Iss ka main khun kar duṅga, ye bahar kya kar raha hai. Jaanbujh kar itna shor kar raha hai, taki hum distrub ho”.


Nandni, fir se Ansh ka shirt khinchti khud se chipakti…. “Wo kahaṅ bhagne wala hai, kya ye hisab baad me nahi karoge. Abhi mera mood horney hua ja raha hai” … Itna kah kar Nandni ne fir se kiss karna shuru kar diya…. “Nischal kamine, jis daur se main abhi gujar rahi huṅ uss ka badla jab main lungi, to tu bhi yaad rahega”


Bahar, char behosh, Josefer aur uss ke 2 sathi aur sath me wo janwar. Charoṅ ko lapeṭa, flat se bahar nikla. Hawa si aisi raftar, ki Nischal ko dekh pana namumakin. Nischal sab ko le kar sidha wo Sawalker ke encounter spot par pahunch gaya.


Sir par hath ḍale jab Josefer aur uss ke sathi hosh me aaye to samne ka najara dekh kar unki aankhen fat gayi. Nischal khanjar liye uss janwar ko aaḍha chir chuka tha, aur uss ka khanjar uss janwar ko chirte upar ki taraf baḍh raha tha.


Kururta ka aisa najara dekh kar sabhi ke muh me praṇ aa gaye. Josefer ka ek sathi dar ke mare wahan se bhagne laga. Saynnnnnnnn… Josefer ko aisa laga jaise tej hawa jhonka saynnn se uss ke kaan ke pass se gujri ho. Aur jab najar ghuma kar apne sathi ko dekha, to wo bhi Nischal ke khanjar ka shikar ban chuka tha, aur uss ka sarir do hissoṅ me bata para tha….


Nischal ki tej dahaṛ….. “Apni jagah sab baithe raho, bilkul shant. Mujhe shor pasand nahi”.


Nischal ki dahaṛ sun kar Josefer aur uss ka sathi wahiṅ baiṭha rah gaya, aur Nischal apna adhura kaam pura karne pahunch gaya. Dekhte he dekhte uss ne janwar ko bhi chir kar do hissoṅ me baṅṭ diya... Bante huye hisse me se uss janwar ma kaleja chir kar nikalte huye kahne laga…. "Tum logon ko to maza aata hoga na ye khun aur aise kate fate sharir dekhne me… bolte kyon nahi ab"… tej garaj ke sath uske awaz me pure gusse ki jhalak dikh rahi thi.


Kisi bhi tarah ke jawab na milne ki stithi me Nischal ab pahuncha un dono ke pass, dono ko upar se le kar niche tak dekhte huye….. “Kise marne gaya tha wahan”


Dono me se kisi ke juban se awaz nahi nikli. Nischal ne apna sawal doharaya, aur Josefer ka sathi ḍarte huye kahne laga….. “Uss laḍki, aur uss ladke ka shikar”……


Wo apni baat pura bhi nahi kiya tha ki agle he pal uss ki do hissoṅ me bati hui lash, jamin par pari thi. Nischal uss ke sir ke bich me khanjar dal kar niche tak chir chuka tha. Ab sirf wahan eklauta Josefer bacha tha, jo na bhag sakta tha, aur na ruk sakta tha.


Nischal….. Tum iss ke team leader ho.


Josefer, Nischal se char kadam piche hat’te…. “Haan”


Wo dhire se 4 kadam piche hua aur Nischal bilkul uss ke samne khada tha…… “Aaj thoḍa kamjor feel kar raha, ṭhik se bhag nahi pa raha. Iss ka matlab ye nahi ki tum mujhe daurao. Haaṅ to mr ailan tum ne kya socha, mujhe ye ehsas nahi hoga ki tum humla bhi kar sakte ho”.


Josefer….. Suno, hum dono iss duniya ke nahi, fir tum kyoṅ dusri taraf khadey ho.


Nischal…. Ek chhoti si baat tumhe samjhata huṅ, samjh gaye to ṭhik warna agli bar main baat nahi karuṅga. Dur raho mere doston se, warna main kewal yahin se tumhe nahi saaf karuṅga balki tumhare grah par ja kar tumhari samast prajati ko khatam karne ke baad ek kitab likhuṅga, jiska naam hoga…. Ek tha grah… ab bhag yahaṅ se….


Josefer chala gaya, Nischal khada ho kar upar aasman ko takne laga. Zindgi me shayd usse pahli bar dar laga tha aur aakhen nam hui thi. Dimag me bus Nandni ka khila sa chehra dikh raha tha, aur apne upar wale ko wo dil se bas sukriya kah raha tha. Jaise he Nischal ka kaam khatam hua, usne bas ek chhoti si smily Nandni ke mobile par post kar diya. Jab wo msg kar raha tha, utne me Sawalker ka bhi call aa gaya aur wo disco chala gaya….


Jhuma, nacha gaya, aur usse sharab itni pasand aayi ki bewron ki tarah pi kar wo nashe me dhutt ho gaya. Sawalker bechara, Nischal ko lad kar apne ghar le gaya. Darwaje par khada Sawalker, Nischal ko kandhe se pakdey, bell bajane laga…..


Pahle to aadhe ghantey gate nahi khula, fir jhaṭke se gate khula, aur chiḍhi hui grihiṇi, tamtati gate par….. “Kitni baar boli huṅ, bewron ki tarah aise pi kar mere darwaje par mat aaya karo. Bhago, thane me he sona aaj. Ek tum kam the jo dusre piyakkaṛ ko bhi lade aaye ho. Kaun hai ye”?


Sawalker, apni biwi ki dahaṛ sun kar jaise sab bhul he gaya ho…. “Ye wo, wooo, bataya tha na wo hai”


Sawalker ki patni, Jyoti…. “Haaṅ to apne wo ko le kar bhago yahaṅ se warna jhaḍu se maruṅgi”


Wahan ki gahmagahami sun kar Nischal ki aakhen thodi khuli. Samne ek lady ko dekh kar…. “Baḍe bhaiya ye hot item kaun hai”


“Hot item”… Sawalker ki aaṅkheṅ fati ki fati rah gayi. Aur wo fati aakhon se apni biwi ko dekhne laga. Aur Jyoti raat ke 1.30 baje itna pyara compliment sun kar sidha ander gayi aur jhaḍu ke sath he bahar aayi. Bechara Sawalker, usse raat jeep me he bitani pari.


Subah-subah Jyoti Sawalker ko uṭha kar…. “Ander aao”


Sawalker uṭha aur sath me Nischal ko bhi ander le kar chala aaya. Dono jald he ready ho kar naste ke table par aaye…. “Utar gayi ho raat ki to, 2 peg aur bana kar dun”


Sawalker…. Sorry na Jyoti, wo sab iss ka kiya dhara hai. Mujh se jid karne laga ki chalo disco chalo, aur mujhe khinch kar le gaya.


Jyoti… Haaṅ aur aap to dudh pite bache ho na. Sharm nahi aati aap ko aise bahane banate. Aur tum, badtamij ladke, main tumhe hot item dikh rahi huṅ”


Nischal, isharoṅ me puchta “ye kaun hai”….. Sawalker uss ke kan me bola… “gadhe tumhari bhabhi hai, jise rat me tumne kaha tha ye hot item kaun hai”


Nischal kursi ko aise piche kar ke uṭha ki Sawalker aur Jyoti dono chaunk gaye. Nischal apni jagah se haṭa, aur ja kar daṇḍawat Jyoti ke kadmoṅ me gir kar…..


“Bhabhi, main bahut he sarif type ka ladka huṅ. Main to bas wahan dance kar raha tha. Baḍe bhaiya he wahan disco me chhote-chhote kapdey pahne laḍkiyoṅ ko tar rahe the aur kah rahe the ki kya mast hot mal hai. Maine in se pucha ki iska matlab kya hota hai. To inhine he mujhe uss waqt sikhaya… “Isse kisi laḍki ko compliment dena kahte hain”


Jyoti, uss ka para to jaise asamaṅ chhu raha ho. Sawalker ḍarte huye… “Jhuṭh bol raha hai ye Jyoti”.


“Khao meri kasam ye jhuṭh bol raha hai. Tumhari aakhon me likha hai tharki ki tum iss sarif se bache ko kya sab sikhaye ho”…. Fir kya tha dono dampatti ḍaining table ke round and round chakkar lagate rahe. Tom & Jerry ki pakḍa pakḍi chalu thi.


Khair Nischal aaj fir Sawalker ke sathi he college pahuncha. College parking ke gate se takriban 100 meter ki duri par Nischal hathoṅ me ful liye wahan Jivisha ka intzar karne laga. Aaj apne naye safar ki surwat karne wala th, isliye dil me hajar arman umaṛ se rahe the. Emotions jo ab control me nahi the.


Tabhi usse ehsas hua Jivisha uss ke pass se gujri hai. Ab wo uss ke parking se lauṭne ka intzarrrr… intzarrrrr… aur ufffff… dikh gayi uss ke dil ki dhaḍkan…. Jaise-jaise wo pass aa rahi thi, Nischal ander se gudaguda raha tha aur uss ke dil me kuch-kuch ho raha tha…..


Jivisha, karib aur karib usse aati najar aane lagi. Nischal se char kadam ki duri par, aur Nischal baith gaya apne ghuṭne par…..


O re piya haye.. O re piya haye.. O re piya haye..

Udne laga kyon man baawla re
Aaya kahan se yeh hosla re

O re piya haye.., O re piya haye..

Tanabana tanabana bunti hawaa haaye bunti hawa
Boondein bhi to aaye nahi baaz yahan

Sagish mein shaamil sara jahan hai
Har zare zare ki yeh iltiza hai

O re Piya, O re Piya haye..
O re piya haye.. O re Piya

ni re ,re re ga
ga ga ma
ma ma pa
pa ma ga re sa
sa re re sa
ga ga re
ma ma ga
pa pa ma
dha dha pa
ni ni sa sa pa
pa sa ma pa dha ni sa ni
re ni sa sa sa.. . . . ..​



“What the fuckkk … ye enternet ka rattu… gadha… ye to “sa sa pa” bhi paglon ki tarah ga raha hai… bhagwan iss me thoḍa akal ṭo dal dete gane ka. Kaise sir hila-hila kar ga raha hai. Kachra kar diya mera. Ab to main iss ke sath college me na ghumuṅgi”… Nischal ko dekh Nandni ki roni soorat ho gayi.
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“What the fuckkk … ye enternet ka rattu… gadha… ye to “sa sa pa” bhi paglon ki tarah ga raha hai… bhagwan iss me thoḍa akal ṭo dal dete gane ka. Kaise sir hila-hila kar ga raha hai. Kachra kar diya mera. Ab to main iss ke sath college me na ghumuṅgi”… Nischal ko dekh Nandni ki roni soorat ho gayi.


Nischal paglon ki tarah gana gane ke baad jab samne dekha to uss ke hathon ka ful bhains chaba rahi thi, aur aas-pass khadey ladkey-laḍkiyaṅ hans rahe the. Nischal sab ko dekhte huye, bikul khamosh aur sahma sa utha, bina kisi se najar milaye jo bhaga, sidha apne class me ruka.


Opps !!! Aaj to jaise Nischal ke dil par chhudi chal gayi ho. Class me Jivisha ke pass koi aur ladka baiṭha hua tha. Nischal usse dekh kar chiḍh he raha tha tabhi “hi” bolti Kiraṇ bhi uss ke pass aa kar baith gayi.


Nischal…. Tum yahaṅ kya kar rahi ho.


Kiraṇ…. Arreee, main apne class me huṅ.


Nischal…. Haaṅ to samne dekho, jyada jaan pahchan baḍhane ki jaroorat nahi hai.


Kiraṇ…. Tum se jaan pahchan baḍhayega bhi kun, sala khaḍus…..


Nischal….. Kya boli….


Kirna…. Kuch nahi sir aa gaye hain, aage dekho.


Lekin Nischal aage kyoṅ dekhe, wo to bas Jivisha aur uss ladkey ko he dekh raha tha. Dekh raha tha aur jal raha tha. Dekh raha tha jal raha tha, aur jalta hua Nischal apne hathon se apne kitaboṅ ke panne ko far raha tha.


“You, last bench left side … Mr… tum se he kah raha huṅ… you”….. Professor baar-baar ishara kiye ja raha tha, aur Nischal ko koi hosh he nahi tha. Tabhi Kiraṇ usse ek hath niche se marti…. “Jaag jao devdas, sir tumhe he bula rahe hain”.


Nischal…. Yes sir….


Sir…. Aap yahaṅ aane ka kast karenge…


Nischal, aise matlawale ki tarah chalte huye pahuncha jaise park me ghum raha ho… “lijiye sir main aa gaya”


Pura class se hasne ki awaz aane lagi…. “Silence please, and you out”


Nischal…. Kya ????


Sir…. English nahi samajhte, class se bahar jao….


Nischal muh laṭkaye, apni jagah se apna saman sameṭa aur uss ladkey ko ghurte Nischal bahar aa gaya. Nischal ke jate he Nandni ne bhi class ko disturb karna shuru kar diya…. Nandni ko distrub karte dekh professor…. “Oh aap par meri najar kyoṅ nahi gayi, aap bhi hain iss class me. Oh dekho to paḍos me Kasak maim bhi hain. Lagta hai tri deviyoṅ ne college join kar liya. Par teesari dikhi rahi, miss Jivisha aap bhi hain kya”?


Jivisha, sir jhukaye apni jagah par khadi hoti…. “Yes sir”


Sir…. Oh pura kunwa fir se ek jagah jama ho gaya hai. Miss Nandni, aap please bahar jaeye. Baki sabhi class me dhyan denge.


Class ke ander…. Jivisha aur wo ladka….


Jaise he Jivisha mayus apne seat par baiṭhi, uss ladke ne ek paper par “hi, I am Kuṇal” likh kar Jivisha ke ore badha diya. Jivisha usse ek jhalak dekhi aur fir samne dekhne lagi. Board par dekhte Jivisha ko ye pahli bar ehsas hua ki kitna boaring hota lacture attend karna.


Iss se pahle Jivisha class me ya to wo Nandni ke sath “paper class” game khelti thi ya class ke bahar he rahti thi. Lekin aaj jab dhyan se board ko dekhte padhai kar rahi thi to sari baten uss ke sir ke upar se ja rahi thi. Kuṇal bhi Jivisha ko he observe kar raha tha.


(Paper class game wo game jo aksar hum class me paper par khelte hain …. X/0 wala 9 box game ya paper par point draw kar ke point par ek-ek turn me line khinch kar apna naam ḍalna)


Sir kisi topic ko bata rahe the aur Jivisha apna sir khuja rahi thi, tabhi Kuṇal ne hasyatamak andaz me uss pure topic ko short me panne ke upar likh kar Jivisha ke ore badha diya. Jivisha ne pahle to ignore kiya, lekin jab class itni boaring ho to Jivisha uss note ko padhne lagi.


Jivisha jab wo note padhi to uss ki haṅsi nikal gayi, sir usse bhi ghurte…. “Ho gaya tumhara bhi shuru, out…. out from class”


Jivisha ko ye baat buri lagi, aur wo najren niche kar ke apni kitabeṅ sameṭne lagi, tabhi uss ki najar Kuṇal ke ek aur note par gayi…. “Sir ko bolo, main topic ko khud me simplify kar ke samajhne ki kosis kar rahi thi, isliye hasi aa gayi”


Jivisha thoḍa muskurati, uss ne bhi sir se kah diya. Sir yuṅ baḍa si aakhen fade, jaise aaj kuch ajuba ho gaya ho… Jivisha ko ascharya se dekhte….. “Topic simplify, Jivisha kahin tum sapne me to nahi baḍabaḍa rahi”


Jivisha ne bhi same Kuṇal ke likhe style me uss topic ko hu-bahu suna diya. Sir was like, jaise koi ullu ghur raha ho… muh khole aschrya se Jivisha ko wo dekha raha…. “Ok baith jao”


Jivisha jab baiṭhi to Kunak ko dekh kar muskurai, aur paper par smiley bana kar… “thanks, I am Jivisha”. Fir dono ek dusre ko dekh kar muskuraye aur ab wo class Jivisha ke liye bilkul boaring nahi tha.


Idhar Nandni… Nischal ke piche…


Nandni…. Gadhe ruk…


Nischal…. Nandni abhi main upset huṅ, mujhe akela chhod do.


Nandni, Nischal ka hath thame…. “Tu chal canteen pahle. Kaminey main tera intzar kal raat se kar rahi huṅ. Mere dimaġ me bhuchal macha hai”.


Nischal… Ohhh, kal ki ghaṭna ko le kar…


Nandni…. Haaṅ kal ki ghaṭna ko le kar bhi, aur ye tere paglon ki tarah behaviour ko le kar bhi.


Dono canteen me pahunche, Nandni ne do coffee order kiya, tabhi Nischal uss waiter ko wapas bulate kahne laga… “suno bhai, ek cup coffee iss ke liye aur mere liye 2 takila shot”


“Wtf… iss ki to” ….. “bhaiya aap do cup coffee le aao, Nischal jante ho iss waqt mera man kaisa kar raha hai”


Nischal…. Kaisa..


Nandni…. Apne sir ka baal khud noch lun…


Nischal…. To mujh se kya puch rahi ho, noch lo. Main bhi help kar dun kya…


Nandni…. Nischal murkhoṅ ki tarah behave karna band kar, tu jo aaj subah se kar raha hai wo murkhoṅ ki ṭharah behave karna kahte hain…


Nischal….. Mujhe detailed me samjha….


Nandni….. Tera wo paglon ki tarah gana gana. Sir ke pass bewakoofoṅ ki tarah chal kar jana, kahna lo aa gaya…. Aur yahaṅ canteen me takila shot magna. Mujhe ek baat samjha tu jaan bujh kar ye sab kar raha hai ya tumhara ye murkhoṅ jaisa natural behaviour hai.


Nischal, ġusse me aakhen dikhata…. “Mujhe murkh kahna band karo. Maine enternet par dekha tha hero ko gana gate aur waise he main bhi, bilkul siddat se gana ga raha tha, taki sari kaynat mujhe Jivisha se milane me lag jaye. Aur tu mere chalne aur bolne par kya comment kar rahi hai… kitni mehnat se to har tarah ke mood ke hisab se maine bolna sikha ai….


Nischal apni baat bole ja raha tha aur Nandni hase ja rahi thi, jab uss ka bolna ho gaya…. “Bilkul sahi ja rahe ho Nischal, lekin bina akal lagaye aise he copy karte rahe to sari kaynat milane me nahi, tumhe tere grah par bhagane me lag jayegi. Suno meri baat dhyan se… aur iss baat ko dhyan me rakha …..


Nischal…. Haaṅ main dhyan se sun raha huṅ….


Nandni…. Nischal, log kisi ka tarika dekh kar sirf ye sikhte hain ki karna kaise hai, lekin yadi hum exactly ussi tarah copy kar ke kisi chij ko pane ki kosis kare to hum result ke liye sure nahi hote.


Nischal…. Thoḍa aur clear kar ke samjhao na.


Nandni…. Aammmm, tumhe kaise samjhauṅ….. Haaṅ tumhe yaad hai tum kisi ke dimaġ me ghusne ki kosis karte ho, aur ab tak uss kala me tum purṇ safal nahi ho paye ho. Jaroor tum ne wo kisi ka tarika sikha hoga aur karne lage hoge.


Nischal…. Haaṅ, sahi kahi. Lekin ye tumhe kaise pata.


Nandni…. Buddhu, jo bhi hum yahaṅ kisi ko karte dekhte hain, ya kuch hote dekhte hain ussi se to idea lete hain. Aisa koi bhi idea ya theory nahi jo bina kisi reason ke dimaġ me aaaye samjhe. Har naye chij ke experiment ke pichhe purane kisi baat ka karaṇ hota hai.


Nischal…. Haaṅ sahi hai, maine bhi ye dimaġ me jhakna apne ek guru ke kitab se sikha tha, par main unki tarah ban nahi paya.


Nandni…. Yesss, ye wahi example hai ki tum ne bas kewal padha. Paḍho aur paḍh kar idea lo, lekin us idea par apna naya experiment kar ke usse ek nayi disha do. Suno basic sab ke same he rahte hain, kewal pattern apne hisab se badalna paḍta hai.


Nischal….. Haaṅ samjh gaya… aur ye naye pattern change se ek aur naya idea janm leta hai, jo aage koi aur uss par apne pattern se experiment kar ke usse naya roop de deta hai.


Nandni… That’s like my good boy ab tum samjh gaye na. Ab to bewakoofoṅ jaisi harkat nahi karoge na.


Nischal….. Haaṅ karuṅga, par wo harkat bhi sab kuch socha aur samjha he hoga. Ab bas kar, tune bahut gyan de diya.


Nandni…. Ye gyan tere pagalpan ko ṭhik karne ke liye tha. Lekin mera pagalpan kaun dur karega.


Nischal…. Tumhe kya hua….


Nandni…. Kal puri raat tu tha kahaṅ, aur wo humla aur ye takila… mujhe har baat jan’ni hai….


Nischal….. “Waise jitna mand buddhi tum mujhe samjhati ho utna main huṅ nahi… Kasak ko chhodne ka matlab, unhe ye pata chal gaya tha ki hume pata chal chuka hai ki wo log Jivisha par najar diye huye hain. Jivisha ki family unka target nahi, yadi aisa hota to wo Kasak ko mar dete. Haaṅ lekin, main unke raste me aa raha huṅ, isliye mujh par humla karne se wo chukenge nahi. Isliye maine flat ke entrance me apna alert device laga aaya tha”.


“Ye khas desine ka device un ailan ki jankari dega jise tum apni aakhon se dekh nahi paogi. Apne har kamre ke gate par maine protective layer bhi chadha diya tha, jise koi bhi jabardasti aasani se khol nahi pata. Fir kya tha jaise he wo apne flat me entry kiye, tabhi maine tumhe inform kar diya tha”.


Nandni…. Ohhhh, fir unka kya hua jo humla karne aaye the.


Nischal… Hoga kya, 3 log aur wo janwar tha. Maine unke leader ko chhod kar baki sab ko mar diya.


Nandni…. Kya tune sab ko mar diya, dono ore se laḍai hui kya ? Tumhe bhi choṭ aayi hai. Bata na….


Nischal…. Shant !!! Mujhe koi choṭ nahi aayi main safe huṅ. Waise bhi mere marne ki kala tum nahi janti, batane laga to 4/5 din lag jayenge.


Nandni…. Matlab tum ek super hero ki tarah ho filmoṅ wale, jo dushman par yuṅ dhishum-dhishum war karta hai.


Nandni jab ye kah rahi thi tab uss ka utsah dekhte banta tha. Nischal uss ki utsah par mayus hote kahne laga….. “Super hero sirf tumhare uss movie me he achha lagta hai. Main apne gaṛh ke hisab se normal se thoḍa sa majboot ek sipahi huṅ jo tumhe ek super hero lag raha. Khair jane do”….


Nandni….. Tu mayus bilkul bhi achha nahi lagta. Hasta hua he ṭhik hai. Mujhe nahi pata ki tumne kitna dard saha hai, par jab tak tu mere sath hai haṅsata rahega, bas main itna he janti huṅ. Aur tune wo ek ko kyoṅ chhoda, daya dikha raha tha ya filmoṅ ki tarah tu bhi end tak kahani fasana chahta hai. Kahin uss ne mujhe maar diya to….



Nischal ka chehra uss ke emotions bayan kar rahe the….. “Tum bahut achhi ho Nandu”.


Nandni…. Bas-bas ye emotional drama band aur jo sawal puchi uss ka jawab de….


Nischal….. Pagal kahin ki, marna he solution hai kya, jo tab se sawal par sawal kar rahi hai, “kyoṅ chhoda, kyoṅ chhoda”. Main wahan un sab ko marta to uss ka badla lene uss ke grah se 10 log aur aa jate aur unka pahla target main hota.


Nandni….. Haaṅ to tu unko bhi maar deta…. Man on mission, raṇbhumi bana denge iss dharti ko aur dushmano ke khun se hum kranti likh denge. Sab ko chir-far dal Nischal.


Nischal…. Ha ha ha, pagal… bachi ho tum abhi. Tum ye nahi sochti ki sab ko mar kar kewal main he jinda bacha to mere jinda rahne ka kya matlab hai. Ulluuu… ab bas uss par koi bahas nahi.


Nandni…. Haaṅ ṭhik hai guruji samjh gayi. Khaḍus kahin ka jab dekho tab chup karwa deta hai, ṭhik hai uss par koi charcha nahi. Lekin tu batayega, ye raat ki kya kahani hai haaṅ…. takila and all….


Nischal…. Arre wo…. wo to main unka kaam khatam karne ke baad Sawalker ke sath disco me tha…. Aur mat puch takila ke bare me… uss jaisa pey padarth to maine aaj tak nahi piya.


Nandni apne sir par hath pit’ti….. “Ek he raat me ye bewda ho gaya”.


Nandni aur Nischal abhi baateṅ he kar rahe the utne me Kasak ne bhi unhe join kar liya, aur Kasak subah ke gane ki baat chhedti joṛ-joṛ se hasne lagi. Kasak ki baat sun kar Nandni bhi uss ka sath deti hasne lagi. Aalam ye tha ki jo bhi student Nischal ko dekh raha tha bas hase he ja raha tha.


Khair Nischal ko iss hasi se koi fark nahi pad raha tha kyonki uske aakhon ke samne jo chal raha tha wo uss ke dil me chhed kiye ja raha tha. Samne ke chair par baith kar, wo bhi kafi close ho kar Jivisha aur Kuṇal baten kar rahe the.
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