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Pune.. Jivisha Ka Ghar…


Sab log side hat gaye aur sab se pichhe Nichal khara tha..... Nischal ki najar jab uss ladki par gayi... wo bas ek tak dekhta he rah gaya.... Wo usse dekhne pura kho sa gaya... waise wo ladki thi he aisi .... jaise har jawan dilon ki dharkan ho... jo bhi ladka usse dekhe bas deewana ho jaye.....


Najren kewal Nischal ki he nahi balki ek najar aur thi jo lagatar uss ladki ko ghure ja rahi thi, aur wo thi uski bahan Jivisha ki najar..... Bare chacha ki beti, jo Aurangabad me rahti hai.... Naam Kasak Singh Rajput....


Jivisha, Kasak ko dekh kar do baar apni aakhen mizi.... "Sach me Kasak he hai"....


Tabtak Kasak, Nischal ke pass pahunch chuki thi, aur apna hath aage badha kar kahne lagi.... "Hello, jiju... hello"


Nischal jaise apne dhyan se jaga ho..... wo bhi hath milate huye "hello" kahne laga....


Kasak.... By the way aap kahan khoye the jiju....


Nischal.... Bas aap ko dekh raha tha, aap ka chehra dekh kar dang rah gaya... mere kisi apne se bahut he milti-julti hai...


Kasak..... Ishhh, Jiju line mar rahe ho kya... aisi lines pahle bhi sun chuki hun...


Nischal.... Ha ha ha... ab itna akarshit karne wala surat payi hain, compliments to milegi he na.


Kasak.... Kya baat hai jiju, aap to kafi fast nikle....


Nischal.... Main to fast hun, par tumhari bahan itni slow kaise ho gayi.... dekho kaise tumhe he ghure ja rahi hai.. Dono ke bich kahin koi chemistry to nahi....


Kasak.... Hehe, Jiju... rahne do aap ko iss chemistry ko samjhne ke liye flashback me jana hoga...


Nischal.... Itne logon ke bich flashback me jana sahi hoga kya....


Kasak..... Oh to aap ko flashback dekhna hai. Sidha bolon na flashback dekhna hai, dusron ki chinta kyon karte ho.... Aap bas flashback dekho... baki public ko pause mode par kar dete hain....


Flashback start.....


Aurangabad ka ek gawn.... Gawn me bara sa ghar.... Ghar me Ram aur Shyam jaise do bhai.... Sudhanshu aur Himanshu....


Nischal..... Wait, wait.... bahut pichhe se flashback ho gaya... thoda fast forward kar ke main scene par lao na.....


Kasak.... Ok ... aap flashback par concentrate karo.... maine forward kar diya hai....


Flashback resume....


Vidhyapith ka college.... College me 2 bahne... Kasak aur Jivisha.... Kasak aur Jivisha dono ne Bca me sath admission liya.... Kasak yani Jivisha ki humdum.. humrahi uski sathi....


Jivisha to iss bholi duniya se anjaan thi... Godmata ki tarah usse har kadam par duniya se ru-baru karwane wali Kasak... Papa ki cigarette chori kar ke pina sikhane wali Kasak.... papa ke kamre se wishkey gayab kar ke pina sikhane wali Kasak ... har situation ko kaise handel karna hai sikhane wali Kasak....


Nischal.... To kya usse lesbian bhi Kasak ne he banaya.....


Kasak.... Jiju, public pause mode par hai, lekin bahri nahi... gharwalon ke pass aisi baten na karo, baki aap ki sali hun... yadi aap ko adult baten nahi aati to aap ko bhi main ustad bana dungi... filhaal abhi flashback par concentrate kijiye....


Nischa.... Haa dono bahan ke pyar ko to samjh gaya, ab aage kya hua...


Kasak.... Aage khud he dekho..... "Barshat ki ek raat thi.... bijli joron se kadak rahi thi"...


Nischa..... Ab kya horror scene dal rahi ho....


Kasak.... Nahi re jiju... abhi ladai ka scene hai na to mahol ko thrilling bana rahi hun.....


"Wahh... ye to pagalpan me Jivisha ki maa lagti hai"..... "Haan haan mahol suit kar raha hai Kasak ji aage bataeye na"....


Kasak..... Haan jiju suno... par iss baar bich me mat tokna... pura flashback end karne dena...


"Haan to barsaat ki wo raat thi, aasman me bijli ki tej gar-garahat ho rahi thi.... hum dono bahne daru, chakhna aur murge ke sath baith kar dono DDLJ enjoy kar rahi thi.... SRk sir and kajol... wooo hooo"


"Movie khatam hone ke baad Kasak ek pak uthati puchhne lagi..... "Jisa humare life me ddlj ki story jaisa kuch hua na to tu preeti ka role karna"


Jivisha.... Main kyon preeti ka role karungi.... bhagwan ne mujhe simran ke role ke liye he banaya hai... tu ban ja preeti .....


"Bas behosi ke aalam me dono bahno me SRk ko le kar pahli baar toofani jhagra hua... aur pahli baar hum dono bahne ek dusre ki dushman bani.... dono jab khadi thi to bich me sepration wala bijli bhi kadka tha"......


"Gusse me dono bahne alag hui thi. Kasak yani guru ji Jivisha ki... isliye guru hone ke nate Kasak apni mahanta ki ore ek kadam aage badhati, Jivisha ko samjhane subah-subah pahunchi.... aur jab wo pahunnchi to".....


Nischal, jo khoya tha story me..... "Pause kahe le liya aage batao na"...


Kasak.... Jiju aap to aas-pass dhyan bhi nahi dete, public pause mode se active mode par chali aayi hai.....


Tabhi un dono ke pass Jivisha pahunchi aur Nischal ko dekhte huye, Kasak se kahne lagi.... "Tum ne to bhism pratigya liya tha ki tum yahan nahi aaogi... kya hua apni baat par kayam na rah saki".....


Kasak bhi Nischal ki ore dekhti hui kahne lagi...... "Bhagodey ab mujhe moral sikhayenge.... my life is all about family... aur main eklouti sali ka farz nibhane, apne aatmsamman ko tak par rakh kar yahan jiju ke liye aayi hun"......


Jivisha..... Ye kyon nahi kahti ki yahan muft ki dawat urrane aayi ho....


Kasak jor se chillati.... Chhote papa... chhoti maa dekho aap ki ladli kya kah rahi hai, main aap ke yahan muft ki dawat uarrane aayi hun....


Nischal, pure hall me dekhne laga.... pura pariwar jaise Kasak ki baton ko suna he na ho, sab apne-apne kamo me lage huye rah gaye... Kasak ek baar aur jor se chillayi ... lekin iss baar bhi kisi ne kuch respond nahi kiya....


Kasak... Sorry jiju... aap ka aur mera sath yahin tak ka tha, ab main ja rahi hun....


Tabhi Ravi apna kaam karte huye he kahne laga..... "Kasak emotion me bah kar ghar se jane ka faisla mat karna, warna bade papa bhi tujhe ghar me ghusne nahi denge... bhul gayi kya kah kar yahan aayi ho"...


Kasak.... Koi baat nahi bhaiya.... jab yahan koi apna he nahi to yahan bhi rah kar kya karungi... main platform par rah kar he padhai kar lungi.... chal urr ja re panchhi, ki ab ye ghar hua begana... yahan koi to mera apna ho... ek jiju hain unhone bhi muh mor liya apne eklauti sali se...


Nischa.... Arre kaisi baten kar rahi hain aap... aur koi begana nahi yahan... please aap apne jiju ke khatir ruk jao...


Kasak... uchhalti hui.... "Sirf jiju ne mujhe roka hai isliye ruk rahi hun... warna main ye baat kabhi nahi bhulungi ki sab ne mujhe ignore kiya tha"....


Jivisha... Haan to ruki kahe hai... apne sath apne jiju ko bhi platform par he rakh lena... sequrity bhi mil jayegi. Isse bhi leti ja....


Kasak.... Chup kar tu... mera ego mat badka... warna sine me dafan raaj ko ugal dungi...


Jivisha..... Maine bhi abhi tak bahut kuch chhipa rakha hai, bahar aa gaya to kahin ki nahi rahegi...


Nischal.... Haan to ek-ek kar ke bolna shuru karo ... main bhi to tum dono ka raaj jaan lun....


Shoking expression ... aur sare ghar wale pichhe mur gaye.... Avinash dur se he chillaya...."Maa jiju ko yahan ki sari rsahme samjha di kya".... Pichhe se Ravi bhi kahne laga.... "Nischal ji, chalo yahan se, main aap ko pure pariwar se introduce karwata hun"....


"Kamal hai, abhi to ye log apne-apne kaam me lage huye the... aisa kya ho gaya jo apna kaam chhor kar idhar itna concentrate karne lage"......


Nischal ko kya pata tha ki usne kya puch liya hai... aur kyon ye log itna react kar rahe hain....


Aizem Planet .... Nischal ka grah .....


Sabaiya ki puri team jo Nischal ko dhundhne gayi thi, wo wapas Aizem grah par laut aayi.... Raat ke waqt Serin ke sath Sabaiya ki meeting....


Serin.... Pura pata bata diya tha, fir bhi sab ko wapas bula liya....


Sabaiya..... Devices kisne activate kiya tha...


Serin.... Maine...


Sabaiya.... Kisne kaha tha uss device ko band kar pana kisi ke vash me nahi....


Serin... Maine...


Sabaiya..... Aur kal wo device kisne band kiya....


Serin.... Ho gaya kabhi-kabhi log muskil bhara kaam bhi sikh jate hain... lekin tumhare pass to uska pata tha na ... device band hua to kya ho gaya tum to uske piche ja sakte the... usse apne rsate se hata sakte the...


Sabaiya..... "Nischal ko koi nahi janta... Koi soch bhi nahi sakta uske bare me ki wo kya kar sakta hai aur kya nahi..... tum logon ne to bas itna he jana hai ki aizem grah ka chota sahzada bas aise he ghumta firta hai jise yahan hone wale ghatnao se koi lena dena nahi"...


"Lekin sabhi logon ke pass kewal adhuri jankari hai... wo mera bhai hai aur main usse bachpan se dekhta aa raha hun.... tumhe kya lagta hai 6 jahaj aur 36 log Nischal ko wahan se khatam kar ke aayenge.... aisa sochna bhi bharam aur bhul hai tumhari" .....


"Jab tum ne kaha ki wo kamjor hai to maine apne sabse satir katilon ka team bana kar bheja tha, lekin Nischal ne wo device band kar ke sabit kar diya.... brahmand me wo kahin bhi rahe kamjor nahi.


"Tum janti bhi ho, west sima se ladai chal rahi thi. Samne west sima ki ek puri tukri, aur Nischal akela. Jab west sima ki wo khunkhar tukri nahi tiki to aage tum soch sakti ho.... uss ke guts, uska caliber, uski planning, kabhi koi nahi samjh sakta. Usse marne ke liye kisi sena ki tukri nahi balki uss ke dimag ko maat dene wala koi chahiye".....


Serin.... Aur sayad aisa koi ho bhi nahi....


Sabaiya.... Galat .... Nischal ke liye ulti ginti shuru ho gayi hai... tum bas uss se contact banaye rakho... jald he tumhe sab kuch pata chal jayega....
jivasa ki to puri faimly hi noutankibaj hai , aur uski bahan to hubahu uski copy hi lag rahi hai noutanki ke mamale me :lol1:
nishchal apne planat ka shahjada hai :yikes:
maja aane wala hai :approve:
 

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Nischal ke najron ke samne wo bhayanak sa khoonkhar janwar, piche nirdosh logon ki bhid jisme uski sabse karibi bhi thi. Ladai karna yahan to sambhaw nahi tha kyonki collateral damage me kayi sare log mare jate. Yahan se bhaga bhi nahi ja sakta tha, kyonki wo janwar picha karte waqt apne raste me aane wale har kisi ko marta chala jayega… aur yadi Nahi lade to wo nischal ko bicho bich chir kar nikal jayega aur sabko lagega ki yahan koi jadu hua tha… waqt jyada nahi tha aur kuch hi palon me nischal ko faisla lena tha.


Nischal ne najar ghuma kar mahol ka jayja liya. Hawa ki raftar aur tabhi achanak logon ki bijli ke taar se chingariyan uthti hui dikhi. Iss se pahle ki koi hadsa hota Nischal bina kisi ki najar me aaye kuch logon ko bijli ke taar ke raste se hata chuka tha.


Log dar ke mare bhagne lage. Turant hi uss area ki light bhi kat di gayi aur koi bhi apriya ghatna hone se bach gaya. Log itne dare huye the ki kisi ko pata tak na chala ki bijli ki taar tootkar kuch der tak hawa me hi kyon rah gayi aur jabtak wo niche giri tabtak log surakhsit the.


Nandni bhi Ansh aur Nischal ko lekar apne ghar nikal gayi. Ghar laut'te hi doctor sahab aaj ki raat fir se lab ke liye nikal gaye aur Nandni khana banane lagi. Tabhi Nischal uske pass aakar kahne laga… "Aaj raat Kasak ko wahan se nikalna hoga"..


Nandni:- Kya hua, tumhe kuch pata chala hai Nischal..


Nischal:- Main Chirag se akele me mila tha, usne Kasak ko kisi janwar ke roop me dekha tha.. jo kisi dusre janwar ko chir kar uska khun pi rahi thi.


Nandni:- Oh My God… Nischal mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai. Iska matlab wo wahan kisi ko bhi mar sakte hain...


Nischal:- Zoren washi.. jinhe khun, logon ki tarap aur uske dard ki siskiyan dekhne ka ajib nasha hota hai.


Nandni:- Tumhare kahne ka kya matlab hai..


Nischal… Itni detail batane ka samany nahi hai, filhaal main ja raha hun Kasak ko chhudane lautkar sab bataunga..


Nandni:- Oye ruk main bhi chalti hun… tu raste me sari baten mujhe bata dena…


Nischal:- Pagal hai kya wahan bahut khatra hoga… mat ja..


Nandni:- Main bhi prithwi washi hun.. koi bhi khatra mujhe dara nahi sakti.


Nischal:- thik hai barboli chal fir.. kitni jaldi tum log biti baten bhulte ho… bhul gayi us din 5 bar marte-marte bachi thi..


Nandni taiyar hoti apne kamre se hi kahne lagi… "wo pahli baar tha ullu… ab thode na main darti hun"…


Kuch hi der me track suit, jute aur upar sport bra pahan kar chali aayi… uska huliya dekhte huye…. "Tu kya race me participate karne ja rahi hai"..


Nandni… Are har mauke ke liye hume taiyar hona chahiye.. kahin koi ladai hui to mujhe wahan se bhagne me aasani hogi…


"Haan, agar us janwar ke muh me jane se bach gayi to"..…


Dono hi thodi der me Shresh ke ghar ke liye nikal gaye… Idhar Nischal ke Grah Aizem se uske do satir marak, Apini ke pate par pahunch gaye the aur uske ke kuch der baad… Apini, Josefer aur Tanisha chidhe huye laut rahe the. Unhe bus is baat ka afsos ho raha tha ki aaj wo bijli ka taar nahi hota to Nischal gaya tha...


Teeno hi apne janwar ke sath jaise hi ander prawesh kiye unhe Aizem se aaye mehmano ke bhi darshan ho gaye. Abhi kuch baten shuru bhi nahi hui thi ki bahar se unka ek admi ander aate huye kahne laga… Nischal aa gaya…


Nischal ka Naam sunte hi wo jagah khali ho gayi aur sab kahin chhip chuke the. Idhar Nandni aur Nischal dono jaise hi gate par pahunche... "Dekh tu to bahut bada fighter hai, kyon na tu Daya ke tarah darwaja tod kar ander jaye aur sare criminal ko maar kar Kasak ko wapas le aaye"..


Nischal:- Tu chal chupchap, jaise main le ja raha hun.. raste me tujhe Zoren wasiyon ke bare me sab bataya na, ab chal..


Nandni:- tu ek kaam kar jakar Kasak ko bacha kar la aur main yahin tera intzar karti hun..


Nischal:- Unhe pata hai ki hum yahan hain.. lekin shayad sabhi apne asli roop me hain isliye chhip gaye hain kahin.. tu yahan khadi rahi to khatra hai tujhe..


Nandni:- kya matlab tera.. wo log jante hain ki hum yahan hai..


Nischal:- Duffer kahin ki mere blood pressure kyon high kar rahi… Dekh nahi rahi darwaja khula hai.. wahan car ki light jal rahi hai.. ander ka darwaja khula hai aur kisi ka kuch pata nahi.


Nandni:- Nischal sun na..


Nischal:- kya hua…


Nandni:- mujhe na jor ki bathroom aayi hai.. main kya soch rahi thi tu jakar bacha la Kasak ko aur main flat par jati hun..


"Tu kaam badhayegi.. ye le pahan, wo janwar dikhe to batana".. Nischal, Nandni ke aakhon par ek high wave glass chadha diya aur usse gode me utha kar sidha ussi kabad khane me chal diya…


Wahi badbu, wahi siran bilkul andhera kabad khana. Nischal ne tourch jalaya aur Nandni hanuman chalisa padhti hui aage badhne lagi. Dono badhte huye kabadkhane ke us hisse mein pahunche jahan Kasak bandhi hui thi.


Nischal ne ek bar fir jab Kasak ko karib se dekha to ussi ko dhyan se dekhne laga. "Nischal.. Nischal".. Nandni apna gala fad kar 2 baar Nuschal pukari lekin dar se uski awaz nikal hi nahi rahi thi. Itne me wo dobara jor-jor se Nischal bolne ki kosis ki aur uske hath ko jor-jor se hilayi…


Nischal, Nandni ko dekhte huye puchne laga kya hua.. Nandni kosis to kar rahi thi lekin uske halakh se awaz nahi nikal rahi thi.. isi bich wo Nischal ko aur bhi jod se hilati hui upar ke ore dekhne ka ishara ki…


Nischal ne jaise hi tourch ki raushni upar kiya … Nichal ko apna sar kisi bade janwar ke muh ke ander dikhne laga.. jo uske sar ko chabane ke irade se apna muh band kar hi chuka tha lekin uss se pahle Nischal niche baith gaya aur Nandni ki shwans chadh gayi… muh band karte karte uss janwar ne Nischal ke upar kuch ganda aur chipchipa uske upar gira diya..


Nichal khada hokar uss janwar ko ghurte huye dekha aur uske bade se muh par apne chhotu se hathon se 2 thappad marte huye kahne laga… "Sale dikhta nahi ladies kitni dar gayi hai… Nandu dar mat.. main jinda hun.. aur tujhe darane ki saza de raha hun… beta sar uthakar dekh to sahi… dusri baar me dar nahi lagta hai na"…


Nandni apni aakhen munde Nischal ko aur jor se pakadti hui… "jai hanuman gyan gun sagar".. lagatar padhne lagi.


Nischal se thappad khane ke baad wo janwar wapas diwal par piche chadha aur dobara apna Jabra fade wo Nichal ke ore badha…. Jaise he uska baḍa sa fata muh, Nischal ke chehre ke pass pahuncha, wo apni jagah ruk gaya. Kuch pal wo yuṅ he ruka raha aur uss ke baad wo janwar tej awaz me chillate huye ek bar fir apne muh se kuch ganda chip-chipa dravya ki barish karke Nischal ke upar se hata, aur wahan se bhag gaya”


Nischal, khada ho kar khud ko saaf karne laga. Uss ka badan pura chip-chipa ho gaya tha…. “Waise itna bura bhi nahi. Par ye bhag kidhar gaya” Nischal usse har kone ḍhuṅḍhne laga…..


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“Aaj tumhara janwar bach gaya, warna wo mara jata”…


“Ha ha ha, Achha mazak tha, apne aakhon se itna kuch dekhne ke baad bhi”…


“Tumhe itna viswas kyoṅ hai apne iss janwar par. Jis ke upar tumhara janwar hawi ho raha tha, wo uss se bhi baḍa janwar hai”.


“Viswas isliye hai kyonki ye janwar, tumhare iss aadmi ko pahle bhi chir chuka hai. Aur aaj to nigal he jata, bacha liya tum logoṅ ne”


Nischal, Nandni aur Kasak ke jate hi sablog wapas band kamre ke ander pahunche.. jahan Aizem wale Nischal ki badai karte huye uss janwar ko nischal ke aage bauna bata rahe the wahin Apini, apne janwar ko Nischal ka kaal shabit karne me laga hua tha.


Ruki aur Soki tha to Nischal ka dushman, lekin sath he sath uss ka bahut baḍa fan bhi tha. Nischal ki shaan me abhi usne he kaside paḍhe the, jis ka jabaw Josefer ne diya tha. Sabaiya ke ye dono he guptachar, dimaġ se kafi tej aur sab se shatir mane jate the.


Ruki…. Oh itna vishwas apne janwar par. Achha dhyan se suno main ek kahani tumhe sunata huṅ…..


“Ek sasak tha… Abinasbhi ke naam se wo jana jata tha. Uss Abhinasbhi ke pass 100000 janawaroṅ ki fauj thi. Janwar wo aise the jaise tumhare 10 janwar ke barabar ek janwar ho. Aizem grah par tab humari seema bahut he chhoti hua karti thi aur wo sasak Aizem grah ke bilkul madhya me sasan kiya karta tha”.


“Uss ke sabhi sima ki surksha uss ke sainikoṅ ke sath uss ka wo janwar karta tha. Oh ek baat to batana bhul gaya. Wo Abhinasbhi sasak jo tha, itna shaktishali hone ke bawjood bhi kafi saral, aur shantipriya tha. Unhi dino ek chhota sa ladka, kyoṅ Suko chhota ladka he kahenge na”


Suko…. Haaṅ Ruki, chhota ladka he kahenge….


Ruki…. “Haaṅ to ek chhota sa ladka tha humare seema me. Apni maa ka chaheta aur bilkul shantipriya. Par humare seema ke jo sasak hai na wo bilkul bhi shantipriya nahi hain. Khair sasak ki baat jane do, wo to baad ki kahani hai. Pahle tum uss chhote se ladke ki kahani suno”.


“Wo chhota sa ladka khelte huye ek baar uttari seema se uss Abhinasbhi ki seema me ghus gaya. Uss waqt Abhinasbhi bhi ussi seema ka muayna kar rahe the. Jab wo ladka uss seema me ghusa, tab uss ke upar 10 sainikoṅ ne ek sath humla bola, aur usse giraftaar kar ke Abhinasbhi ke pass le gaye. Abhinasbhi ne jab uss chhote se ladkey ko dekha to itna he pucha… “Kya ġalti se idhar aa gaye ho”… Kya tum sab jante ho uss ladkey ne uss sasak ki aaṅkhoṅ me dekh kar kya bola tha”….


Apini…. Bola hoga, haaṅ, ġalti se iss ore chala aaya….


Ruki….. “Ha ha ha, nahi uss ne aisa nahi kaha. Uss ladke ne Abhinasbhi ki aakhon me aakhen dal kar kaha… “Wo to bas iss seema ke ander, uss ke sainikoṅ ki shakti ko parakhne aaya tha”. Raja uss ki baat par hasne lage, aur turant uss ne apne sipahiyoṅ se uss ladkey ko chhodne ka hukum diya”.


“Abhinasbhi uss chhote ladkey ko khula chhod kar, apne sainikoṅ ke sath shakti parikshaṇ karne kaha. Uss chhote se ladkey ne palak jhapakne se pahle he wahan khadey 10 sainikoṅ ko maar kar jamin par gira chuka tha”.


“Bache sainikoṅ ne jab ye dekha, to un logoṅ ne apna ek janwar khula chhod diya. Uss janwar ki dahaṛ itni joṛ ki thi, ki sun’ne wale ka aadha hausala wahiṅ past ho jaye. Ṭhik tumhare janwar jaise uss janwar ne bhi uss par humla kiya. Wo ladka niche tha aur wo janwar upar, aur jaise he wo uss ladkey ko marne wala tha, raja ne usse rok diya”.


“Jab wo ladka khada hua to raja muskurate huye kahne lage, “Abhi tum laḍai ke liye bahut chhote ho. Iss me tumhari jaan ja sakti hai”. Wo chhota sa ladka uss raja ki baat par joṛ se haste huye kahne laga…. “Wo to mere palṭu janwar ke sath khelne jaisa tha. Ye uss ki kismat hai jo aaj wo janwar bach gaya”….


“Abhinasbhi, uss ladke ki baat par janwar ko fir se chhodne ka hukum de diya. Dekhne wale batate hain ki wo janwar aur wo ladka jab aamne samne khadey the, to aisa lag raha tha jaise ek baḍe parwat ke samne chhota sa chaṭṭan khada hai”.


“Jab laḍai shuru hui thi, to wo ladka Abhinasbhi ke aakhon me ek baar fir dekhte huye let gaya. Aur jab wo janwar uss chhote se ladke ke dono hath daboch kar uss ke upar tha, tab wo attahas bhadi awaz me hunkar bhaḍa…. “Issi jagah se he tum ne apne janwar ko haṭa kar ye jataya na ki tumne meri jaan bachayi”….,


“Abhinasbhi ko laga, aaj ye ladka apne baḍbolepan ke karaṇ marega. Lekin uss chhan raja ki aaṅkh fati ki fati rah gayi jab wo ladka teji dikhate huye uss janwar ke niche se haṭa, aur dekhte he dekhte uss janwar ke panjon se hote huye, uske kandhe se ho kar, uss ke sir tak pahunch gaya. Wo ladka uss janwar ke sir par chaḍh kar, ṭhik uss ke madhya sir par apne hath ke war se uss janwar ka sir fad diya, aur uss ke ander ghus gaya. Sir se ho kar pet tak, sab farte wo bahar aaya tha”.


“Jab wo bahar nikla to raja ke aakhon ke samne wo bhimkay janwar dharasayi hota, jamin par gir raha tha. Raja uss ka parakram dekh kar dang rah gaya aur udhar uss ke sainik ko laga, kahin ye ladka Abhinasbhi ko na maar de, isliye uss ne ek sath apne 10 janawaroṅ ko chhod diya”.


“Wahan maujood kisi bhi sainik aur raja ko kuch bhi najar nahi aa raha tha. Gola bana kar sabhi janwar khadey the aur bich me wo ladka. Kisi ko kuch najar nahi aa raha tha, bus janwar ki chinghar sunai de rahi thi. Ek baar hi wo ladka dikha jo ek janwar ka sir phaḍ kar, chhalang lagate wo ladka sidha Abhinasbhi ke kadmoṅ me kuda. Idhar wo ladka jab tak hawa se jamin par aaya, udhar wo sare janwar bhi jamin par ḍher ho gaye”.


“Aur aap sab abhi sun rahe the, mere aaṅkhoṅ dekha aur bilkul sachi ghaṭna, Nischal ke bare me. Ek aisa shikari, jab wo shikar par nikalta hai to kai faujeṅ kam pad jati hain. Tum agar Nischal se jit rahe ho to tum bas ye samjh lena ki wo tumhe jita raha hai”.


Apini…. Samjh gaya. Waise tumhare gaṛh par kewal yahi ek hai, ya iss jaisa aur bhi hain.


Suko…. Ha, ha, ha… yadi kewal ye akela apne jaisa hota, to kya pura Aizem grah iss ka nahi hota. Haaṅ iss jaisa to koi nahi, lekin iss ka matlab ye nahi ki isse haraya nahi ja sakta. Ek baar haar kar bhaga aaya hai, iss baar isse hara kar iss ki aakhri manzil tak pahuṅchana hai. Bas tum sab dhairya rakho.


Apini…. Fir humare maksad ka kya hoga. Ye to humare raste me aa raha hai.


Ruki…. To tum sab iss ke raste se hat jao. Akalmandi issi me hai ki Nischal ko bhul jao. Abhi to wo apni puri urja me lag raha hai, iss waqt to tum usse chhu bhi na paoge”


Apini…. Fir hum kya kareṅ…


Suko…. Jo hum sab karne wale hain… iss par najar rakho. Waqt hamesa ussi ka sath de, aisa sambhaw nahi. To bas intzar karo, aur intzar karo Nischal ke achhe waqt jane ka, aur humare achha waqt aane ka….


Josefer…. Aur ye waqt kab aayega….


Suko…. Wo to waqt ki marji hai. Hum waqt ke ġulaam hain, waqt humara nahi, isliye intzar karo apna sahi waqt aane ka.


Apini…. Hmmm !!! Ṭhik hai, hum sab uss waqt tak rukenge… lekin mujhe tum dono se wada chahiye ki Malkia ko kuch nahi hoga…


Ruki…. Ha, ha, ha…. Yadi wo tumhare Malkia ke piche hai to mera viswas rakho thumhari Malkia ko kuch nahi hoga. Haaṅ lekin tum sab uss ke pichhe paḍe rahe to tum sab ko jaroor kuch na kuch ho jayega. Isliye dur raho uss se, aur jaisa hum kahte hain bas karte jao.


Josefer…. Tumhari salah par hum gaur to jaroor karte, lekin jo itna baṛa parakrami hai, usse ek baar apni najron ke samne parakhna to paṛega na… kyoṅ Apini..


Apini…. Haaṅ bilkul….



Idhar uss ghar me…. Nischal


“Pata nahi kahaṅ bhag gaya, kahin koi mujh par najar to nahi diye”….. fir Nischal khud he baḍa sa jibh nikalte….. “Aaeeeeee….. Najar, diye hai to dete rahe, main chala apna kaam karne”


Nischal ne Kasak ke bandhan khol ḍale. Usse bahut jagane ki kosis bhi kiya lekin wo jagi nahi. Jab wo nahi jagi to Nischal usse uṭha kar bahar tak le aaya…. “Nandu, sara kaam ho gaya hai, car le kar spot par aao, Kasak behosh hai”


Flat pahunchkar Nischal ne Kasak ko sofe par litaya aur uss chipchipa dravya ko saaf karne wo sidha bathroom me ghusa, lekin bathroom me jane se pahle Nandni ko khana taiyar karne ke liye bolta gaya.


Jab Nischal bathroom se nikal raha tha tab Nandni uske bathroom ke darwaje par khadi thi… "tumhe kya hua aur khana kyon nahi bana rahi"..


Nandni:- Nahi bus tu mere sath rah, mere paun kanp rahe hain..


Nischal:- aur mera khana..


Nandni:- bhukkad kahin ka mujhe hi kha ja… sun'na mujhe dar lag raha hai.. tu mere pass rah na..


Nischal:- Acha thik hai chal tu khana banana main tere pass rahunga.


Nandni:- aaj tu hi bana de na.. main kal bana lungi…


Nischal:- off o.. kitna dar rahi hai… chal chhod ye sab.. college shuru ho raha to abhi hum chalte hain bahar… kuch shopping, wahin se dinner aur der raat wapsi.. thoda ghumegi to dar bhi chala jayega…


Nandni:- haan thik hai chal…


Nischal:- oye pagal main towel me hun aur tu track suit me wo bhi upar tune wo apni stylish sport bra pahan rakhi hai..


Nandni… haan to jaldi kapde pahan na..


Nichal apne kapde nikalkar jab wapas muda tab bhi Nandni wahin baithi rahi… Ab kya itna dar lag raha hai ki kahin jayegi hi nahi…


Nandni ne "haan" me apna sar hila kar jawab di aur wahin baithi rahi. Nischal bhi jaldi se taiyar hua fir le jakar Nandni ke upar ek t-shirt dalwaya aur dono wahan se nikal gaye… shopping, dinner aur batchit ke bich Nandni ka dar bhi kahin gayab ho gaya… kuch der baad dono, jab ghum fir kar wapas complex me pahunche to wahan bhi afra-tafri ka mahol tha.


Un logoṅ ke samne he police van uss complex me ghusi. Nandni, wathchman se…. “Kya ho gaya colony me, jo raat ke 12 baje itna gossip chal raha hai, aur police tak aa pahuṅchi”.


Wathchman…. Pata nahi maim sahab, upar ke flat me koi lafda hai. Sayad koi laḍki kidnapped hui hai aur kidnapper ne usse yahiṅ la kar rakha hai.


Nandni…. Kitna bewakoof kidnapper hai, usse le kar bhi aaye to aise jagah me, upar se usse khula chhod rakha hai chillane ke liye.


Nischal…. Hume kya karna hai, chalo hum apne flat me chalte hain….


Dono upar apne floor me aaye. Apne floor par chalti hui Nandni…. “Hey Nischal dekh na, lagta hai apne he floor par kand hua hai”


Thoḍa aur aage badhe to Nischal…. “Nandu, apne floor par he nahi, balki lagta hai, apne flat ke ass-pass he kand hua hai”



Bhiḍ ko chirte jab dono thoda aur aage badhe to Sawalker unhe mil gaya…. “Mujhe pura ummid tha, ye kand bhi tum dono se he juda hoga”…. Sawalker bahar dono se baat kaṛ he raha tha, itne me ander se Kasak fir se joṛ-joṛ se chillayi…. “Help me… help me please… koi to bachao, mera kidnap ho gaya hai, rape hone wala hai… kuch der me katal bhi kar dega…. Koi to madad karo, help me pleaseeeeee”…..
asali kasak ka drama shuru :lol1:
ye dono karne jate hai arth ho jata hai anarth
 

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Bhiḍ ko chirte jab teeno thoda aur aage badhe to Sawalker unhe mil gaya…. “Mujhe pura ummid tha, ye kand bhi tum dono se he juda hoga”…. Sawalker bahar teeno se baat kaṛ he raha tha, itne me ander se Kasak fir se joṛ-joṛ se chillayi…. “Help me… help me please… koi to bachao, mera kidnap ho gaya hai, rape hone wala hai… kuch der me katal bhi kar dega…. Koi to madad karo, help me pleaseeeeee”…..


Sawalker, darwaje ke ore ishara karte…. “Kholo isse”


Jaise he darwaja khula, Kasak aaṅkheṅ munde jo samne aaya, ussi se lipaṭ kar chillane lagi…. “Bachao, bachao, bachao… mujhe bachao”


Sawalker…. Godpade, public ko side kar, sab ko apne-apne flat me bhej. Aur miss (Kasak se) aap kya chipki he rahengi. Chhoriye isse aur chaliye ander…


Sawalker ki policiya awaz sunkar Kasak, Nischal se alag hui. Jab wo alag hui, to usse Nandni bhi najar aane lagi.. aur jaise he Nandni usse dikhi…. “Nandni, mujhe bacha le, mera kidnap ho gaya… bacha le… bacha le”


Sawalker…. Shant ho jao, chalo ander chal kar baat karte hain. Waise miss…


Kasak…. Ji Kasak naam hai mera.


Sawalker…. Haaṅ to miss Kasak, jis laḍki se aap bachao-bachao ki guhar laga rahi hain, abhi kuch der pahle ussi ke flat me aap kidnapped hui thi.


Kasak bilkul apni dono aaṅkheṅ failati…. “Haynnnn.. ye Nandni ka flat hai”


Sab log ander aa gaye. Sabhi ek taraf se hall me baithe, tukur-tukur ek dusre ko dekh rahe the. Aur Kasak ki isthiti to sab se jyada vichitr thi. Kabhi wo Nischal ko dekh rahi thi, to kabhi Nandni ko, to kabhi Sawalker ko aur teeno ko dekh kar kabhi apne sir khuja rahi thi, to kabhi matha pit rahi thi.


Sawalker…. Miss Kasak, kya aap batayengi, kis ne aap ko kidnap kiya?


Aisa laga jaise Kasak ne Sawalker ka sawal suna he na ho. Wo abhi bhi apne achrya bhare najron se teeno ko dekh rahi thi….. “Tum Nischal ho na, tumhe lagta hai dekha hai, fir bhi lagta hai nahi dekha. Ye wahi inspector hai na jo Chirag ke case me aaye the, inhe bhi lagta hai ki dekha hai, par nahi dekha”.


Sawalker, Nandni aur Nischal se…. “Ye kya pagal hai, jo ye aise baḍabaḍa rahi hai. Abhi uss din he to ye apne ghar me mujh se mili thi”.


Nischal, Sawalker ko side me le jate…. “Baḍe bhaiya, uss ki dimaġi haalat ṭhik nahi hai, tabhi to kamre me band kar rakha tha. Aap jao hum isse sambhal lenge”.


Sawalker….. “Pagal hai” aur itna kah kar, apna muṅdi ghuma kar ek baar Kasak ko dekha…. “Bechari, itni cute dikhti hai aur isse pagalpan hai”


Nischal…. Haaṅ baḍe bhaiya.


Sawalker ek baar fir uss ki ore dekhte….. “Bechari. Waise ye khatarnak to nahi na. Kah to mental hospital ki gaḍi bulwa dun”.


Nischal…. Aam taur par to bilkul khatarnak nahi, lekin pata nahi police waloṅ ko dekh kar isse kya ho jata hai. Wo aisa show karegi ki wo police se bahut ḍarti hai, aur jab mauka mila to humla karne se nahi chukti. Aurangabad me 3 police wale par aisa humla ki, bechare 70% vikalang ghoshit ho gaye.


“Hey Bhagwan…. jab se ye log mile hain, aisa kyoṅ lagta hai sare pagal mere he kundli me aa kar bas gaye. Humla kar deti to case bhi nahi banta”…. Sawalkar, Kasak ko dekh kar gahri chintan karne laga…


Nischal….. “Kya hua baḍe bhaiya”….. Sawalker… “Mujhe kuch kaam yaad aa gaya. Ja raha huṅ, tum apna khyal rakhna”


Sawalker ko bhagte dekh, Nandni uss ke pass pahuṅchi….. “Ye sir ko kya hua, aise bhage jaise bhut dekha ho, aur ye Kasak aise paglon ki tarah kyoṅ kar rahi hai. Kahti hai ye sab kand hote dekha hai, par nahi dekha”


Nischal…. Arre wo log Kasak ko wapas chhodne wale the, isliye uss nakli Kasak ke sare vision iss ke ander dal diya. Ab iss ke visonary part kahta hai iss ne sab dekha, par mind ki status ye hai ki uss ne kuch nahi dekha. Bas issi me fasi hai bechari.


Nandni…. Na tu Dr bhi ho ja, engineer bhi ho ja, aur ab to tu scientist bhi ho ja. Internet par tujhe ye sab jankari mil kahaṅ se jati hai.


Nischal…. Duffer, sara kuch main earth se he sikhuṅga, humara garah par to science hai he nahi. Sab aṅguṭhachhap he baste hai na. Ullu, maine bhasha kaise sikha tha. Nuro-transmitter ke jaṛiye sara deta mere brain me insert kar diya gaya tha. Ab jo admi ye brain me insert wala kaam karwate rahta hai, wo itna bhi nahi samjhega kya?


Nandni…. Sorry baba, bhaḍkta kyoṅ hai. Ye bata ab iss ka kya kareṅ.


Nischal…. Kuch nahi ek sone wala goli de kar sula de. Achhe se soyegi to brain me kal tak sab adjust ho jayega.


Nandni ne ṭhik waisa he kiya, jaisa Nischal ne karne ko kaha. Jab Kasak gahri nind me thi, Nischal baḍe safai se usse Jivisha ke kamre me ja kar sula diya. Jab wo Kasak ko liṭa kar laut raha tha, Jivisha karwaṭ badalti Nischal ki ore muṛ gayi.


Nischal ka dhyan soti hui Jivisha par gaya. Apne chehre ko hathoṅ pe ṭika, wo baḍe gaur se Jivisha ko dekhne laga. Kitni masoom dikh rahi thi Jivisha. Uss ke pyara sa roop dekh kar Nischal ka man usse chumne ka karne laga. Lekin Jivisha ke badan me hui thodi si hulchal se Nischal ka dhyan toot gaya, aur wo apne sir par hath marta wapas aa gaya….


Agli subah jab Kasak ki nind khuli to sab normal tha. Raat ki baat usse kisi sapne ki tarah lagi, aur khud ke sir par he marti wo kahne lagi…. “Main bhi kitni badi duffer huṅ”. Idhar dono bahne taiyar ho kar college jane ke liye nikli aur udhar Nischal aur Nandni.



College ke raste me Kasak aur Jivisha….


Kasak…. “Jivi pata nahi uss din mere muh se sab sach kaise nikal gaya. Sorry bahna, manf kar de”. Aur itna kah kar Kasak, Jivisha ke bilkul samne khadi ho gayi aur apne dono kaan pakaḍ li.


Jivisha, Kasak ke kano se hath hata’ti…. “Mujhe tumhari baat ka bilkul bura nahi laga Kasak. Jhuṭh to jhuṭh he hota hai na. Main bhi to reel life ko real life se mix kar rahi thi, par kyoṅ bhul gayi ki wahan to sab kuch plan hota hai aur life is all about uncertain”.


Kasak…. Kya baat hai, life is all about uncertain. To fir ye bata ki meri bahna ki haṅsi kyoṅ ġayab hai. Ab jo ho gaya kya usse bhula kar tu normal nahi ho sakti. Kamini tune to muskurana tak chhod diya.


Jivisha…. Hat pagal kuch bhi sochti hai. Khush huṅ main Sachi re. Ab college chaleṅ ya gappe he marti rahegi.


Kasak, ne aage iss par baat karna ṭhik nahi samjha aur wo chup ho kar drive karne lagi.



College ke raste me Nischal aur Nandni….


Nandni…. Kya baat hai mere sher, aaj to laḍkiyoṅ ki tarah cream powder laga kar taiyar hua hai. Jivisha ko dikhane ja raha hai… haaṅ bol, bol… bol na…


Nischal…. Kuch bhi haaṅ, samne dhyan de, accident na karwa dena…


Nandni…. Oh ho ladkey ki jarra muski to dekho…. Aay hay najar na lage. Chal-chal, jaldi college chal, tere liye to aaj Jivisha bhi taiyar ho kar aayi hogi…..


“Sach me Nandni” …. Wheel ke crouching ki awaz, aur tej break ke sath car ruk gayi. Nandni ke car ke samne, D.sp ki jeep syren deti rasta roke khadi thi. Nandni aur Nischal ne ek dusre ko dekha aur dono car se bahar aaye. Aur jab car se bahar aaye to samne Sawalker D.sp ki jeep se bahar utar raha tha…..


Nandni…. Had hai yaar, tu ye kis se dosti kar liya hai, har jagah dikh jata hai. Ab ye college time me rasta roke kahe khada hai….


Sawalker dono ke pass pahuṅcha, aur ajib tarah se khada ho kar, kabhi apne jeep ko to kabhi apne wardi ke star ki ore ishara kar raha tha…. “Kya hua baḍe bhaiya, aaj kuch badle-badle najar aa rahe hain”.


Sawalker, Nischal ke gale lag kar uss ka gal chumte….. “Jis criminal ko hum ne pakaḍ tha, uss ke liye govt. ne mujhe permote kar ke D.sp bana diya.


Nischal…. Baḍe bhaiya, ye kya sukhe-sukhe good news suna rahe, party to banti hai na bhai.


Sawalker…. Haaṅ, haaṅ… aaj raat grand masti karenge hum. Nandni, tum bhi invited ho. Wo sab evening me, abhi chal mere sath college.


Nischal…. Arre baḍe bhaiya, Nandni to hai na sath me. Hum dono chale jayenge.


Sawalker…. Arre pahla din hai college ka. D.sp ki jeep se tu utarega, aur jab kahega D.sp tera bhai hai to tera rob jamega na college me”.


Nandni…. Wahan commisnor ke bete ki bhi izzat nahi hai…


Nandni, taunt karti, dono ko sunati hui kahi. Iss par Nischal pratikirya dete….. “Chalo baḍe bhaiya, ye to meri raging karwayegi college ke pahle din, isliye jal kar aisa bol rahi. Aap chalo baḍe bhaiya”.



Sawalker…. Haaṅ chal choṭe. Waise bhi ye laḍkiyaṅ jealous hoti hain, kisi ka bhala, in se dekha nahi jata.


Sawalker aur Nischal dono Nandni ke samne se nikal gaye…. “Dono pure duffer hain. Post graduation ke class me kahe ki raging… kaun samjhaye inhe”.


Khair jab dono college pahunche, Sawalker ko bas ye dikhana tha ki, wo D.sp ban gaya hai. Lekin bechara, usse kya pata tha aaj pahle din iss sahar ke aur bhi baḍe-baḍe adhikari ke bache yahaṅ padhne aaye honge. Jab se Sawalker college me ghusa, bas salute ṭhokte-ṭhokte he padesan tha.



Kahte hain chhipa pyar juban se koi kah paye ki nahi, chehra sab bata jata hai. Nischal class ke bahar he khada tha jab samne se usse Jivisha aati hui dikhi. Jivisha, Nischal ko aate kya dikhi, uss ke chehre par jaise muskaan tair gayi ho. Jivisha ko dekhte Nischal jaise kahin kho sa gaya ho.


Kasak, Nischal ke pass se jab gujar rahi thi, uss ke sir par kitab se marti…. “Gadhe, putale ki tarah khadey hone se laḍki nahi paṭne wali, jao kuch mehnat karo”.


Nischal khawab se jag kar jaise he hakikat me aaya, daur kar wo bhi class me gaya. Thoḍa dar aur thodi himmat juta’te wo ja kar Jivisha ke pass wale seat par baiṭh gaya. Class shuru hui, fir khatam hui. Fir class shuru hui, aur khatam hui… lekin Jivisha najar tak ghuma kar nahi dekhi ki kaun uss ke pass baiṭha hai.


Jivisha ka aisa ignore karna, Nischal ko jaise chubha ho. Uss ke sine me kahin dard uṭha ho jaise. Ab aur wahan rukna uss se bardast nahi ho paya, aur mayus ho kar wo chala aaya. Class chal rahi thi, aur Nischal college campus ke kisi kone me ja kar baiṭha hua tha….


“Hi, I am Kiraṇ, kya aap free hain”


Nischal jab apna sir uṭha kar dekha to ek khubasurat si laḍki apna hath baḍhaye khadi thi. Nischal uss se hath milata…. “Hi, I am Nischal”


Kiraṇ…. Nischal, kya aap free hain…


Nischal…. Haaṅ free he samjhiye… Kahiye kya kaam hai…


Kiraṇ…. Kya aap mere bf banenge….



“Kya…….. Bf” ??????????????????????????????
nishchal si pahli kiran ka agaman hua aur aate hi BF ka offer ...
bf banoge boli ya bf banaoge :lol1:
 

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Kiraṇ…. Kya aap mere bf banenge……. Nischal…. “Kya…….. Bf” ??????????????????????????????


Kiraṇ…. Isme itna chaukne wali kaun si baat hai, kyoṅ tumhari pahle se koi gf hai kya ?


Nischal…. Suno main pahle se bahut upset huṅ, mujhe aur distrub mat karo.


Kiraṇ…. Bf se matlab boy friend na ban sakte to na sahi, kam se kam best friend he ban jao.


Nischal….. Meri pahle se ek girlfriend aur ek best friend hai. Isliye tum mujh se jaṛa side he raho.


Kiraṇ…. Ufffff !!! Aaj kal sabhi mast ladke pahle se booked kaise ho sakte hain. Ohk bye dost, ab to milna julna laga he rahega.


Wo laḍki kuch der ruki, apni baten kahi aur chalti bani. Nischal usse jate dekh… “Ajib pagal hai ye to. Mujhe samjh jana chahiye tha, jahaṅ ye sab pagal admission lengi, wahan paglon ke alawa aur kaun milega”.


Nischal baiṭha bas Kiraṇ ko jate dekh soch he raha tha, tabhi uss ke dayen kandhe se Nandni, aur bayeṅ kandhe se Kasak laṭkatki hui…..


Nandni…. Iska back kitna superb hai, nahi…. (Nischal apne dayen gardan ghuma kar Nandni ko ghurne laga”


Kasak….. Sexy chaal hai, bilkul cat walk kar rahi ho jaise… (Ab bayeṅ ghuma)


Nandni…. Front figure bhi kafi hot tha. Apna hero kahin usse bina kapdey ke imagine to nahi kar raha…


Nischal dono ke bich se uth kar khada ho gaya…. “Tumhe sharm nahi aati, kisi ladkey ke pass aise chhichori baten karte”


Kasak…. Lo, ye mahashay sapne me usse chhichorepanti wali najar se dekh sakte hain. Aur hum ne iss ke dil ke armaan apne juban se kah diye, to mirchi lag gayi.


Nischal…. Pagal he ho dono. Aur wo bhi tumhari tarah he pagal thi.


Nandni…. Kyoṅ tumhe bf bana rahi thi kya… heee, heee, heee….


Nandni aur Kasak dono he joṛ-jor se hasne lagi. Dono ko haste dekh Nischal ko puri baat samjh me aa gayi…. “Aisa mazak karte tum dono ko sharm nahi aati”.


Kasak…. Nischal, bechari wo bhi ek bf dhuṅdh rahi thi, mujh se he suggestion magne aayi thi. Ab mujhe laga tumhare liye wo perfect hogi, isliye maine bhej diya tumhare pass.


Nischal…. Dimaġ he satka hua hai tum sab ka. Main bhi kahaṅ paglon ke bich fas gaya. Kyoṅ jabardasti kisi ko bhi mere gale bandh rahi ho.


Nandni…. Tum bhi to kisi ke piche jabardasti gale pare ho. Ek anjani si mulakat, aur kuch aisa jo nahi ghaṭna tha, wo ghat gaya. Uss baat ko le kar, tum bhi to kisi ke piche pare ho. Ummid hai meri baat samjh chuke hoge. Ye lo car key, hum sab movie dekhne ja rahe hain.


Teeno chali gayi, aur Nischal wahiṅ par khada bas Nandni ki baton ko sochta raha. Kuch he pal sochne ke baad usse apna pyar matr ek ġalatafehemi lagne laga, aur wo haste huye khud se “sorry Jivisha” kahta, wapas ghar laut aaya.


Apini aur Suko ki mehfil….



Suko aur Ruki ( Satir jasus, Nischal ke grah Aizem se) pure ek din tak Nischal ka picha karne ke baad Apini ke sath baiṭhak kar rahe the.


Suko…. Apini, tumhe apni Malkia yani ki wo laḍki Jivisha chahiye.


Apini…. Haaṅ, yahaṅ hum Malkia ke liye he hain. Wo bhi Malkia ko khushi se raji kar ke, sath le jana hai. Lekin tumhare gaṛh ka ye bashinda….. aaannhhhhh !!!


Suko…. Apini yadi tumne ġusse se kaam liye to wo badi aasani se jit jayega. Sayad tumhe pata nahi Nischal se kewal chhal se jita ja sakta hai. Bina plan kiye usse uljhe to wo tum sab ki aisi dhajjiyaṅ uḍayega ki tumhe apne yahaṅ hone par afsos hoga.


Josefer…. Jise hum jante nahi uss ke bare me tum hum se itna kah rahe ho, kya tum humare bare me jante ho.


Ruki…. Hum log yahaṅ aapas me jaan pahchan baḍhane nahi aaye hain. Mujh se kaha gaya tha tum sab ki madad karuṅ aur Nischal ko mar kar usse Sabaiya ki sampatti wapas le kar aauṅ. Isliye ye ego ki laḍai chhod kar Nischal ko trap karne ki socho.


Apini…. Josefer, shant raho. Tumhe bas itni padesani hai na, ki bahar se aaye ye dono, hamesa hume kam aaṅkte hain.


Josefer…. Bilkul sahi kaha Apini….


Apini…. Ṭhik hai, to aaj raat jab wo Nischal apne ghar par hoga, tum uss par parnghaṭi humla karoge. Pahle uss ke sath wali laḍki ko marna, aur jab Nischal apni bhawnao me bah raha hoga, tab usse bhi mar dena.


Ruki…. Abhi kisi dusre ko nuksan pahuṅcha kar kyoṅ tum musibat mol le rahe ho, ṭhanḍe dimaġ se plan karo.


Josefer, apne hathiyar kamar me kaste….. “Hume to aise he plan karne aata hai, aaj raat main issi plan ko follow karuṅga”


Josefer apne 2 aadmiyon ke sath badi utsah se, uss mehfil se nikla. Idhar uss ke jane ke baad Apini…. “Usse test kar lene do, hum yahaṅ plan par thoḍa charcha kar le”


Suko…. Haaṅ ye sahi hai. Jaisa ki tum ne bataya, Jivisha aur Nischal dono par najar rakhna hai, wo tum kaise karne wale ho.


Apini…. Josefer Jivisha ke ghar me kisi janwar ke roop me rahega. Bas yahi humara plan hai.


Ruki…. Lekin sirf ek jagah ki planning he kyoṅ. Mujhe nahi lagta ki Nischal aur Jivisha ke bich me kuch bhi connection hai. Jo bhi hai Nischal ke taraf se hai.


Apini…. Maṭlab main samjha nahi….


Suko…. Isharoṅ ko samjho, abhi sirf hum Nischal aur Jivisha ka he soch rahe…


Apini… Main ab bhi nahi samjha….


Suko…. Rahne do jyada mat socho, bas college me mujhe koi aisa chahiye jo Jivisha ka naya dost ho, aur haaṅ wo ladka hona chahiye.


Apini…. Hmmm !!! Ye kaam bhi ho jayega, aur kuch…


Ruki…. Kuch nahi, tum sab ab apna-apna kaam karo. Arre haaṅ wo tumhara sathi Josefer par bhi najar diye raho, kahin aisa na ho ki test me pappu fail ho jaye.


Apini…. Don't worry. Wo Josefer hai, bas itna he kahuṅga. Baki aage tum khud samjh jaoge. Filhaal hum disco ja rahe hain apna shikar ḍhuṅḍhne, tum bhi chaloge kya.


Suko… Tumhari tarah hum bhi roop badal sakte to jaroor chalte. Nischal issi sahar me hai, isliye tum sab jao.


Apini…. Jaisi tumhari marji, chalo Tanisha shikar kiya jaye.


Ruki aur Suko ko wahiṅ chhod kar Tanisha aur Apini apne shikar ḍhuṅḍhne nikal gaye. Idhar college se laut kar aane ke baad, Nischal bas apni ġalatafehemi par hase ja raha tha. Raat ko takriban 9 baje Nischal ke pass Sawalker ka call aaya. Nischal ko halaṅki aaj kahin jane ka man to nahi tha, lekin Sawalker ke jid ki wajah se usse taiyar hona para.


Sawalker colony ke bahar se Nischal ko pick kiya, aur dono disco ke liye nikal paḍe….. “Aur Nischal kaisa raha college ka pahla din, kisi ne pakḍa to nahi tumhe”.


Nischal…. Kya baḍe bhaiya, koi pakaḍ sakta hai kya mujhe. (Nischal itna kah kar bilkul khamosh ho gaya, aur aage dekhne laga)


Sawalker…. Kya hua itna gumsum kyoṅ ho. Kuch baat karo yaar, warna safar boring ho jayega.


Nischal…. Lekin main kya baat karuṅ ?


Sawalker ne car side me lagaya…. “Nischal baat kya hai. Tumne mujhe baḍa bhai kaha hai na, to apne baḍe bhai ko nahi bataoge”.


Nischal…. Kuch nahi baḍe bhaiya, mujhe na kuch achha, aur kuch bura type ka feeling ho raha hai. Actually, main kuch decide nahi kar pa raha ki mujhe ho kya raha hai.


Sawalker, car fir se drive karta…. “Ohhh, love ka mamla hai. Nischal, ye love he baḍa ajib hai. abhi kya-kya hota hai love me, tumhe kya mahan guruoṅ tak ko nahi pata”.


Nischal…. Lekin wo love nahi tha. Mahaj ek ġalatafehemi thi.


Sawalker…. Chup kar gadhe. Koi ġalatafehemi nahi hai. Achha pahle mujhe puri baat batao, fir main decide karuṅga.


Raste bhar Nischal ne shuru se lekar ab tak ki puri kahani bata diya. Kahani batate-batate dono disco bhi pahunch gaye. Sawalker…. “Jab tak wo kisi ko chun na le, tab tak kosis karte raho. Arre uss ke aas-pass ghumo, gane gao, apne pyar ka ehsas dilao. Maan lete hain purana sab jhuṭh tha, to ab aisa mano ki tumhe ek laḍki college me mili, jise tum dil-o-jaan se chahte ho aur usse ab paṭana hai”.


Nischal, pure josh me …. “Haaṅ” …. Sawalker bhi usse josh dilate…. “Haaṅ”…. Nischal ussi josh me…. “Purana sab zero, ek laḍki college ki, aur uss se main apne pyar ka izhaar karuṅga” .. aur dono josh-josh me disco me chale gaye.


Dono bar counter par baithe, Sawalker, ek jaam Nischal ke hath me thama diya. Nischal hath me glass le kar Sawalker ko dekhne laga…. “Kuch nahi som ras hai, tu pi”…aur Sawalker ne toast ke liye glass aage baḍhate…. “Naye ishq ke surwat ke naam”….


Nischal ne jaise he ishq ka naam suna, wo fir se josh me aa gaya. Josh ke sath toast karte…. “Naye surwat ke naam” … aisa bhi kya josh… Sawalker ko dekh kar to kaha he, sath he sath, paḍos me baithe aadmi ko pakaḍ kar hilate huye kahne laga… “nayi surwat ke naam”…


Josh jo dekhte ban raha tha. 2 peg jaldi me lagaya aur dance floor par nachte huye kahne laga… “nayi surwat ke naam”.. josh aisa bhaḍa tha uss me ki, uss ke josh se wahan maujood sare jawan hath-hila hila kar nachte huye kahne lage… “nayi surwat ke naam”


“Ye yahaṅ kya kar raha hai, Tanisha Josefer se pucho wo kahaṅ hai”…. Idhar Nischal uss disco me dance kar raha tha aur Apini aur Tanisha bhi apna shikar ḍhuṅḍhte ussi disco me pahuṅche the. Nischal ko samne dekh Tanisha ne bhi turant Josefer se contact kiya…. “Josefer kahaṅ ho”


Josefer…. Uss Nischal ke ghar me, puri taiyari ke sath. Mere aakhon ke samne mera pahla shikar wo laḍki najar aa rahi hai, jo kisi dusre ke sath hai. Abhi tak wo Nischal nahi dikha.


Apini…. Dikhega kaise wo yahaṅ disco me hai. Uss laḍki ko abhi jane do, test hume Nischal ka lena hai, na ki uss laḍki ko marna humara maksad hai.


“To Apini samjh lo aaj main bhi shikar par nikla huṅ. Wahan uss Nischal se baat ho to bol dena bach gaya wo. Do shikar mere aakhon ke samne hai. Milta huṅ aḍḍe par he, dono shikar ke sath. Mil kar shikar ka maze lenge”.
Dr ka pyar nandani nipatane wali hai kya :yikes:
nahi ye nahi ho sakta .. wo mera pyar hai :cry:
maar dalunga is josefer ko :crazykill:
 

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“To Apini samjh lo aaj main bhi shikar par nikla huṅ. Wahan uss Nischal se baat ho to bol dena bach gaya wo. Do shikar mere aakhon ke samne hai. Milta huṅ aḍḍe par he, dono shikar ke sath. Mil kar shikar ka maze lenge”.


Nischal disco me mast ho kar nach raha tha, aur tabhi nachte-nachte wo achanak he wahan se padesan ho kar bahar nikla. Usse bahar nikalte dekh Tanisha bhi Nischal ke pichhe chupke se bahar nikli. Nischal bahar nikalte he Nandni ko call lagate….


Nandni…. Bol Nischal, kya baat hai.


Nischal….. Bina kuch soche iss waqt apne kamre me bhago.


Nandni…. Par hua kya.


Nischal…. Koi ghusa hai wahan, jo tumhe marne aaya hai. Ab sawal baad me pahle jo kaha wo karo.


Nandni turant Ansh ka hath pakḍi aur sidha usse bedroom me le kar chali gayi. Ansh hairani se usse dekhte huye puchne laga…. “Aisa kya kah diya Nischal ne jo tum ghabrakar bedroom me bhagi”


Nandni, Ansh ke hoton pe ungli rakhti…… “Shiiiiiiiii, uss ne kaha wo aaj raat nahi aayega. So my dear hone wale pati ji, ab ek laḍki, apne hone wale ke sath akeli ho, wo bhi ek he kamre me, aur koi aane wala nahi, to wo ghabrakar he apne arman batayegi na”.


Nandni apni baten bolte waqt, apni najren ko charo ore daura bhi rahi thi, kahin koi hai to nahi. Itni me Ansh ne Nandni ke kamar me hath dal kar khud se chipka liya aur uss ke hoton se hont laga kar chumne laga. Jaise he Ansh ne chuma, Nandni ki aakhen aschrya se puri khul gayi. Usse samjh me nahi aa raha tha wo kya react kare.


Nischal bhi Nandni ko inform kiya aur flat ki ore bhaga. Nischal ki baten sun’ne tatha usse bhagte dekh, Tanisha ne bhi Josefer se contact kiya…. “Haaṅ Tanisha kya baat hai”


Tanisha…. Usse pata hai ki tu uss ke ghar me ghusa hai.


Josefer…. Achha tabhi, laḍki jaldi se apne kamre me bhagi. Abhi kahaṅ hai wo….


Tanisha…. Kuch he der me wahan pahunch raha hoga.


Josefer… “Thik hai aane de usse, tab tak main inhe saf karta huṅ” … Josefer ki baten khatam hui, aur wo darwaja kholne laga…. Ek kosis, do kosis aur darwaja nahi khula. Josefer ne apne aadmiyon ke ore dekha, jo apne leader ki nakam kosis dekh rahe the aur fir ek baar aur joṛ lagaya, darwaja ab bhi na khula….


Ansh, kiss ko toḍte…. “Koi darwaja khaṭ-khaṭa raha hai”…. Nandni, jaldi se usse bahon me leti… “Nischal aaya hoga, chhodo usse dhyan mat do uss par, aur yahaṅ concentrate karo” .. kahte huye Nandni ne Ansh ke sir ko pakḍa aur khud ke hoton se chipka li. Ansh ek baar fir bare josh se Nandni ko kiss karne laga, aur Nandni ki fati aakhen ab bhi darwaje ko he dekh rahi thi.


Idhar gate ke bahar Josefer, 2-3 baar ki kosison ke baad bhi jab darwaja nahi khula. Anth me wo darwaje se hat gaya aur apne sath laye uss janwar ko ishara kiya. Janwar char kadam piche leta, gate ki ore daur gaya…. “Dhaaraaaammmmm”


Ander Ansh aur Nandni kiss me ḍube the. Itna tej gate se ṭakrane ki awaz aayi ki dono chaunk kar alag ho gaye. Idhar Nandni ki chhati dar se … “dhakkkk… dhakkkkk” kar rahi thi, aur udhar “Nischal ka kiya dhara hai ye sab”.. ye baat sochte Ansh ka khun jal raha tha.


Ansh badi teji se gate ki ore bad’te…. “Nandni, main iss Nischal ka khun pi jauṅga, Kamina, kutta haramjada. Sala, suar… ruk tujhe dikhata huṅ abhi”.


“Nahi, Ansh jane do… mat darwaja kholo… nahi… nahi… nahiiiiiiii”..… Nandni jab tak usse mana karti, tab tak wo gate tak pahunch chuka tha. “Ab kya hoga” soch kar, Nandni ka dil joṛoṅ se dhaḍakne laga aur dar se usne apni aakhen muṅd li.


Jaise he Ansh ne darwaja khola he…. “Uffff, lagta hai maine hot romantic moment ko bigaṛ diya”… Nischal gate ke pichhe chhip kar, kewal apna sir nikal kar bola.


Idhar gate par Nischal ko dekh kar Nandni ne rahat ki sans li, aur Dr apne romance me khalal ḍalne ka uss se badla lene laga. Dr ke man me jo aaya wo bolta chala ja raha tha, aur Dr ki bhaḍas sun kar Nischal bas ṭhahake maar kar hans raha tha. Ab kisi ke romance shuru hone se pahle he ek to usse distrub kiya upar se Nischal ki haṅsi, Ansh ke ġusse ko aur bhaḍka rahi thi.


Ansh jab bhaḍka hua tha, aur anap-snap bake ja raha tha. Tabhi Nischal ne Nandni ko ishara kar ke usse ander le jane ko kaha. Nandni ne bhi isharoṅ ko samjha aur Ansh ka shirt khinch kar usse ander leti…. “Ab isse saza he dete hain Ansh. Tum ander aao, aur karne do isse jo kar raha hai”. Apni baat kahi, Ansh ko khich kar pichhe kiya aur darwaja band. Darwaja band kar ke Nandni ne Ansh ke shirt ko dobara khincha, aur usse apne kiss me uljha di.


Iss ke purv, jab wo janwar gate ki ore teji se baḍhne ke liye pichhe step le raha tha, tabhi Nischal hawa ki tarah uss jagah par pahuncha aur syannn se sab ke pass se ho kar gujra. Janwar ne gate me ṭakkar marne ke liye daur lagaya…. Wooooooooo…. Aur aage jo hua usse dekh kar Josefer aur uske sathi datoṅ tale ungliyan chaba gaye.


Janwar puri raftar se badha, Nischal jis raftar se aaya tha, apni daur par kabu karta paun se slide kiya. Idhar janwar ka aanshik sir darwaje se ṭakraya, udhar Nischal teji se slide karta niche baiṭha aur punch ko pakaḍ kar, janwar ko hawa me urrate apne piche paṭak diya. Josefer aur uss ke sathiyoṅ ne dekha… kaise wo vishal sa janwar Nischal ke sir ke upar se hawa me tairta, dhamnn se uss ke pichhe ja gira.


Janwar itni joṛ se gira tha ki wo girte he behosh ho gaya. Agle he pal Nischal raftar pakaḍte ek-ek kar ke dono ke pass pahuncha aur un dono ko, dauṛte huye kandhe ki itni joṛ ki ṭakkar diya ki wo dono bhi behosh. Itne me gate khula, aur Josefer gate ki ore lapka.


Nischal bhi uss ke pichhe jate, Josefer ka gardan pakaḍ kar usse roll karta hua apne piche le liya. Ansh se puri baton ke dauran wo Josefer ka gardan pakdey usse roke rakha tha. Jaise he darwaja band hua, Nischal piche muḍa aur Josefer ko gardan se pakaḍ kar hawa me utha liya, aur uss ke sine par ek lat itni joṛ ka mara ki wo sidha ja kar diwal se ṭakraya aur behosh.


Ansh fir kiss toḍta….. “Iss ka main khun kar duṅga, ye bahar kya kar raha hai. Jaanbujh kar itna shor kar raha hai, taki hum distrub ho”.


Nandni, fir se Ansh ka shirt khinchti khud se chipakti…. “Wo kahaṅ bhagne wala hai, kya ye hisab baad me nahi karoge. Abhi mera mood horney hua ja raha hai” … Itna kah kar Nandni ne fir se kiss karna shuru kar diya…. “Nischal kamine, jis daur se main abhi gujar rahi huṅ uss ka badla jab main lungi, to tu bhi yaad rahega”


Bahar, char behosh, Josefer aur uss ke 2 sathi aur sath me wo janwar. Charoṅ ko lapeṭa, flat se bahar nikla. Hawa si aisi raftar, ki Nischal ko dekh pana namumakin. Nischal sab ko le kar sidha wo Sawalker ke encounter spot par pahunch gaya.


Sir par hath ḍale jab Josefer aur uss ke sathi hosh me aaye to samne ka najara dekh kar unki aankhen fat gayi. Nischal khanjar liye uss janwar ko aaḍha chir chuka tha, aur uss ka khanjar uss janwar ko chirte upar ki taraf baḍh raha tha.


Kururta ka aisa najara dekh kar sabhi ke muh me praṇ aa gaye. Josefer ka ek sathi dar ke mare wahan se bhagne laga. Saynnnnnnnn… Josefer ko aisa laga jaise tej hawa jhonka saynnn se uss ke kaan ke pass se gujri ho. Aur jab najar ghuma kar apne sathi ko dekha, to wo bhi Nischal ke khanjar ka shikar ban chuka tha, aur uss ka sarir do hissoṅ me bata para tha….


Nischal ki tej dahaṛ….. “Apni jagah sab baithe raho, bilkul shant. Mujhe shor pasand nahi”.


Nischal ki dahaṛ sun kar Josefer aur uss ka sathi wahiṅ baiṭha rah gaya, aur Nischal apna adhura kaam pura karne pahunch gaya. Dekhte he dekhte uss ne janwar ko bhi chir kar do hissoṅ me baṅṭ diya... Bante huye hisse me se uss janwar ma kaleja chir kar nikalte huye kahne laga…. "Tum logon ko to maza aata hoga na ye khun aur aise kate fate sharir dekhne me… bolte kyon nahi ab"… tej garaj ke sath uske awaz me pure gusse ki jhalak dikh rahi thi.


Kisi bhi tarah ke jawab na milne ki stithi me Nischal ab pahuncha un dono ke pass, dono ko upar se le kar niche tak dekhte huye….. “Kise marne gaya tha wahan”


Dono me se kisi ke juban se awaz nahi nikli. Nischal ne apna sawal doharaya, aur Josefer ka sathi ḍarte huye kahne laga….. “Uss laḍki, aur uss ladke ka shikar”……


Wo apni baat pura bhi nahi kiya tha ki agle he pal uss ki do hissoṅ me bati hui lash, jamin par pari thi. Nischal uss ke sir ke bich me khanjar dal kar niche tak chir chuka tha. Ab sirf wahan eklauta Josefer bacha tha, jo na bhag sakta tha, aur na ruk sakta tha.


Nischal….. Tum iss ke team leader ho.


Josefer, Nischal se char kadam piche hat’te…. “Haan”


Wo dhire se 4 kadam piche hua aur Nischal bilkul uss ke samne khada tha…… “Aaj thoḍa kamjor feel kar raha, ṭhik se bhag nahi pa raha. Iss ka matlab ye nahi ki tum mujhe daurao. Haaṅ to mr ailan tum ne kya socha, mujhe ye ehsas nahi hoga ki tum humla bhi kar sakte ho”.


Josefer….. Suno, hum dono iss duniya ke nahi, fir tum kyoṅ dusri taraf khadey ho.


Nischal…. Ek chhoti si baat tumhe samjhata huṅ, samjh gaye to ṭhik warna agli bar main baat nahi karuṅga. Dur raho mere doston se, warna main kewal yahin se tumhe nahi saaf karuṅga balki tumhare grah par ja kar tumhari samast prajati ko khatam karne ke baad ek kitab likhuṅga, jiska naam hoga…. Ek tha grah… ab bhag yahaṅ se….


Josefer chala gaya, Nischal khada ho kar upar aasman ko takne laga. Zindgi me shayd usse pahli bar dar laga tha aur aakhen nam hui thi. Dimag me bus Nandni ka khila sa chehra dikh raha tha, aur apne upar wale ko wo dil se bas sukriya kah raha tha. Jaise he Nischal ka kaam khatam hua, usne bas ek chhoti si smily Nandni ke mobile par post kar diya. Jab wo msg kar raha tha, utne me Sawalker ka bhi call aa gaya aur wo disco chala gaya….


Jhuma, nacha gaya, aur usse sharab itni pasand aayi ki bewron ki tarah pi kar wo nashe me dhutt ho gaya. Sawalker bechara, Nischal ko lad kar apne ghar le gaya. Darwaje par khada Sawalker, Nischal ko kandhe se pakdey, bell bajane laga…..


Pahle to aadhe ghantey gate nahi khula, fir jhaṭke se gate khula, aur chiḍhi hui grihiṇi, tamtati gate par….. “Kitni baar boli huṅ, bewron ki tarah aise pi kar mere darwaje par mat aaya karo. Bhago, thane me he sona aaj. Ek tum kam the jo dusre piyakkaṛ ko bhi lade aaye ho. Kaun hai ye”?


Sawalker, apni biwi ki dahaṛ sun kar jaise sab bhul he gaya ho…. “Ye wo, wooo, bataya tha na wo hai”


Sawalker ki patni, Jyoti…. “Haaṅ to apne wo ko le kar bhago yahaṅ se warna jhaḍu se maruṅgi”


Wahan ki gahmagahami sun kar Nischal ki aakhen thodi khuli. Samne ek lady ko dekh kar…. “Baḍe bhaiya ye hot item kaun hai”


“Hot item”… Sawalker ki aaṅkheṅ fati ki fati rah gayi. Aur wo fati aakhon se apni biwi ko dekhne laga. Aur Jyoti raat ke 1.30 baje itna pyara compliment sun kar sidha ander gayi aur jhaḍu ke sath he bahar aayi. Bechara Sawalker, usse raat jeep me he bitani pari.


Subah-subah Jyoti Sawalker ko uṭha kar…. “Ander aao”


Sawalker uṭha aur sath me Nischal ko bhi ander le kar chala aaya. Dono jald he ready ho kar naste ke table par aaye…. “Utar gayi ho raat ki to, 2 peg aur bana kar dun”


Sawalker…. Sorry na Jyoti, wo sab iss ka kiya dhara hai. Mujh se jid karne laga ki chalo disco chalo, aur mujhe khinch kar le gaya.


Jyoti… Haaṅ aur aap to dudh pite bache ho na. Sharm nahi aati aap ko aise bahane banate. Aur tum, badtamij ladke, main tumhe hot item dikh rahi huṅ”


Nischal, isharoṅ me puchta “ye kaun hai”….. Sawalker uss ke kan me bola… “gadhe tumhari bhabhi hai, jise rat me tumne kaha tha ye hot item kaun hai”


Nischal kursi ko aise piche kar ke uṭha ki Sawalker aur Jyoti dono chaunk gaye. Nischal apni jagah se haṭa, aur ja kar daṇḍawat Jyoti ke kadmoṅ me gir kar…..


“Bhabhi, main bahut he sarif type ka ladka huṅ. Main to bas wahan dance kar raha tha. Baḍe bhaiya he wahan disco me chhote-chhote kapdey pahne laḍkiyoṅ ko tar rahe the aur kah rahe the ki kya mast hot mal hai. Maine in se pucha ki iska matlab kya hota hai. To inhine he mujhe uss waqt sikhaya… “Isse kisi laḍki ko compliment dena kahte hain”


Jyoti, uss ka para to jaise asamaṅ chhu raha ho. Sawalker ḍarte huye… “Jhuṭh bol raha hai ye Jyoti”.


“Khao meri kasam ye jhuṭh bol raha hai. Tumhari aakhon me likha hai tharki ki tum iss sarif se bache ko kya sab sikhaye ho”…. Fir kya tha dono dampatti ḍaining table ke round and round chakkar lagate rahe. Tom & Jerry ki pakḍa pakḍi chalu thi.


Khair Nischal aaj fir Sawalker ke sathi he college pahuncha. College parking ke gate se takriban 100 meter ki duri par Nischal hathoṅ me ful liye wahan Jivisha ka intzar karne laga. Aaj apne naye safar ki surwat karne wala th, isliye dil me hajar arman umaṛ se rahe the. Emotions jo ab control me nahi the.


Tabhi usse ehsas hua Jivisha uss ke pass se gujri hai. Ab wo uss ke parking se lauṭne ka intzarrrr… intzarrrrr… aur ufffff… dikh gayi uss ke dil ki dhaḍkan…. Jaise-jaise wo pass aa rahi thi, Nischal ander se gudaguda raha tha aur uss ke dil me kuch-kuch ho raha tha…..


Jivisha, karib aur karib usse aati najar aane lagi. Nischal se char kadam ki duri par, aur Nischal baith gaya apne ghuṭne par…..


O re piya haye.. O re piya haye.. O re piya haye..

Udne laga kyon man baawla re
Aaya kahan se yeh hosla re

O re piya haye.., O re piya haye..

Tanabana tanabana bunti hawaa haaye bunti hawa
Boondein bhi to aaye nahi baaz yahan

Sagish mein shaamil sara jahan hai
Har zare zare ki yeh iltiza hai

O re Piya, O re Piya haye..
O re piya haye.. O re Piya

ni re ,re re ga
ga ga ma
ma ma pa
pa ma ga re sa
sa re re sa
ga ga re
ma ma ga
pa pa ma
dha dha pa
ni ni sa sa pa
pa sa ma pa dha ni sa ni
re ni sa sa sa.. . . . ..



“What the fuckkk … ye enternet ka rattu… gadha… ye to “sa sa pa” bhi paglon ki tarah ga raha hai… bhagwan iss me thoḍa akal ṭo dal dete gane ka. Kaise sir hila-hila kar ga raha hai. Kachra kar diya mera. Ab to main iss ke sath college me na ghumuṅgi”… Nischal ko dekh Nandni ki roni soorat ho gayi.
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sa re re re ga ga ga ma ....
yahi gana mila tha apko gawane ke liye , o re piya :yikes:
itna lamba aur slow gana wo bhi ghutane me baitha kar :doh:
ye ladai to vaimpire aur bhediye ki ladai lag rahi hai Twilight wali :D
jo bhi ho maja aa gaya padhkar :approve:
filmy dramebajiya aur meri pyari nandani :love:
aise hi likhte rahiye :adore:
waitin for next
 

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ye ladai to vaimpire aur bhediye ki ladai lag rahi hai Twilight wali

Haan nischal ka ye pura scene twilight se uthaya gaya hai... Infact jo tej daudne ka concept tha .. wo mujhe twilight ka behad pasand tha.. isse se pahle hawa ki tarah daurna dc ke flash me bhi tha wo lekin bakwas laga mujhe durna uska (my personal view) ..
 
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