UPDATE 30
(Stor e aage badhane se pehle ek baat mai clear kar du ki bhale hi in teeno ne apni shiksha gurukul me li hai aur wahan shudh hindi wala lehja aur culture chalta tha par inhone baaki subjects jaise English aur computers wagerah bhi mahendra pratap k dwara bheje gaye teachers se padhe they isiliye yahan inka look, common sence aur bolchaal adhunik mahaul me dhalne me adhik samay nahi laga. Jaisa desh vaisa bhesh…. )
So teeno friends chal diye canteen, jahan naye aur puraane students bhare hue they. Kiran ki ek friend ban gayi thi class me wo gate par hi rukkar usse baat karne lag gayi to main bhi ruk gaya par Virat sidhe canteen me ja ghusa wo tha bhi thoda chatora kism ka. Tables ki row k beech se gujarta hua virat achanak ladkhada kar girne laga (karan kisi ne taang adayi ) to virat babu ne seedha land kiya saamne se aa rahi ek ladki par. Shukra hai dono gire nahi par us khubsurat si ladki k hath me pakda coffee ka cup niche gir gaya aur dono is pose me aa gaye jaise ek dusre ko hug kar rahe ho.
Virat – S….s….s…. so…. Sorry.. m…ammm…. Wo… wo… p.. pichhe se
Girl –ohh… ok…. Now leave me …. Meri coffee bhi gir gayi.
Tabhi pichhe se kisi ne Virat k kandhe par hath rakhha aur bola, “kyu be chilgoje ladki ko tang kar raha hai”
Ye wahi tha jisne taang adayi thi. Tabhi uske sath baitha dusra ladka bola.
L2- shakal se to fresher lag raha hai, sala pehle din hi ….. sahi hai bidu lambe jaoge.
Table par baithe baaki ladke jor se thahaka maar k has pade.
Virat baukhla kar – n… n.. nahi wo to mmmm… mai…
L3- ye me me kya kar rha hai be, idhar aa intro de….
L2 – suna nahi kya, senior ki respect karna bhi nahi aata, aake intro de
Virat – Hello sir myself is Virat
L2 – angreji mat jhaad hindi me jawab de
V – ji mera naam Virat hai aur aaj mera yaha pehla din hai.
L1 – to pehle hi din ladki chhedne ka license leke aaya hai kya…
Sabhi ladke thahaka maar k hase.
V – dekhiye maine aisa kuch nahi kiya hai fir bhi inhe sorry bol diya hai
Apna jikr sunkar us ladki ne waha se khisakne ki koshish ki to unka dhyaan us par gaya.
L2 – are are… tum kahan chali, tumhe koi chhedega to aise hi jaane dogi, come on slap him…
Sunkar Virat shock ho gya
G – nahi mujhe nahi marna , please mujhe jaane dijiye
L1 – suna nahi usne kya kaha, SLAP HIM
Tej awaj sunte hi wo shayad dar si gayi, aur uski aanke dabdaba gayi. Uski aankho me nami dekhke Virat se bardasht nahi hua.
V – ye kya badtamiji hai aap logo ki, aapko kam se kam ek ladki se tamij se baat karni chahiye.
L1 – to ab ek fresher hame tameej sikhayega.saale chadh ja table par aaj sabke beech teri pent utarunga.
V – gusse se – apni had me raho kahi bhari na pad jaye.
Gusse k mare L1 bhi uth khada hua aur aakar virat ka gala pakad liya.
L1 - saale janta hai mai kaun hu
V – harkato se to koi badtameej bigdail aur shayad kisi bade baap ki aulaad lagta hai, par ja mai tujhse nahi darta.
L1 – tu to gya saale aaj
V – ja kar le jo kar sakta hai
Aur bas dono me hathapai shuru ho gayi. Ladai me Virat ko L1 par bhaari padta dekh uske dost (group k baaki ladke) uth k Virat ki badhe to pichhe se awaj aayi,
“kyo begani shaadi me diwane banne ki koshish kar rahe ho, unka matter hai unhi ko nipatne do.” Kehte hue surya enter hota hai. “aur jo dono k beech pada pehle mujhse nipat le”
Unko samajh aa gaya ki ye Virat k sath hai bas fir kyat ha, unme se 4 to surya se bhid gaye aur ek L1 ki madad karne uski aur gya to. Surya aur Virat ne un sabhi ko jamkar dhuna.
Aur ek ko chhod kar jab sab behosh ho gaye to Virat use bola utha kar le ja inhe , warna…
Aur wo un sab ko shayad kisi clinic le gaya.
Aur surya kiran aur viraj ek table par baith gaye.
Surya – nalayak baith kahan raha hai, fight karwayi hai ab kuch khila pila bhi de. Vaise mai late aaya, baat kya hui thi.
Kiran bhi has padi is baat par. “Baat pta nahi aur itno ko peet diya. “
S – wo to mujhe pta hai ki ye galti nahi kar sakta aur maine sath to dena tha dost ka.
V (muskara kar)- ye kari na yaaro wali baat. Btw wo mujhe aur us ladki ko tang kar rhe they intro k naam par. (usne us ladki ki aur ishara karte hue bataya jo hamari taraf hi dekh rahi thi, vaise to pura canteen hi hamari taraf baar baar dekh k sugbugahat me laga hua tha par wo ektak Virat ki aur dekh rahi thi)
S – viru bhai lagta hai teri basanti mil gayi.
K – matlab
S – udhar dekho, kise dekh rahi hai Virat ko.
K – ruko mai use yahan laati hu.
V – are ruko yaar , aisi koi baat nahi
S – tu chup kar
Kiran uski table par jaakar kuch der baat karti hai, fir use apni table par le aati hai. Aur aapas me intro karwati, sukanya naam tha uska aur wo bhi fresher thi. Fir us din kuch aur khaas nahi hua aur sab apne apne ghar nikal gye.