Adultery Khet mai maze

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[Napster]

KHET MAI MAZE

Ye story ek choti se hare bhare gaon ki hai .. do family ki ..

Ek chota sa gaon hai ye Up ka .. hara bhara gaon ..

Ek family hai malti singh ki

Malti singh - age 40

Neha (Sonu)- age 23

Karan (golu)- age ***

Waise malti singh ka pati to hai bhi aur nahi bhi .. waise wo yaha uske paas kabhi kabar aata hai .. saal mai ek do baar .. isliye ghar parivar ki saree jimedari malti ko hi utane padati hai ..waise malti ke pati ne africa mai rahke achha khasa paisa kamaya tha .. us paise se unone gaon mai khet bhi liya aur khet mai achha sa ghar bhi banaya tha ..

Malti ke ek beti hai aur ek beta .. malti ke beti ka naam neha hai par sab log use pyar se sonu kahte hai .. Neha ne engineer complete karke hr ka job karti hai par wo work from home wala job karti hai .. kyonki maa yaha akele hai aur ghar bhi gaanv ke bahar hai .. isliye wo bade city mai na rahate hui yahi maa ke paas rahti hai aur ghar mai hi ek room Mai usne aapna office setup kiya hai.. thode salary kum hai par maa ke saath rahane ke wajah se usne ye accept kiya tha ..beech beech mai use shahar uske company ke main office mai jana padata tha ..

malti ka dusari aulad thi uska beta karan.. wo school mai jata tha.. roj bus use lene aati subah subah aur wo sham ko wapis aata school mai se ..

Aur aab iss family ka main character malti singh .. waise umar 40 hai par nahi lagati ..

usne aapne aap ko kafi maintain Kiya hua hai .. south actress Nayanthara jaise wo dikhate hai



Dusare family hai Nusrat ki

Nusrat - 47

Ali - 21

nusarat bahut shant swabhav ki aurat hai .. wo longo ke ghar mai jake chota mota kaam karke aapna aur aapne bhai ka pet bharti hai .. waise to nusarat aur malti ki umar lagbhag same hai pae dikhane mai kafi antar tha .. nusarat aapne umar se jada ki dikhate thi .. uske ek baar shadi bhi hui thi aur divorce bhi hua tha

Wahi nusarat ka bhai ali nusarat ke swabhav se total opposite swabhav ka tha .. gussa karta rahta .. akadu bhi tha .. to jis gaanv mai aab wo the waha ke log ali ko jada kya bilkul pasand nahi karte the..

Other Characters -

Nazma - sonu yani neha ki friend

Heena - Nazma ki bade bhabhi

Nafisa - nazma ki chote bhabhi.. matlab hone wali bhabhi.. shadi nahi Hui hai.. fix hui hai

Sheela - malti ke khet mai kaam karani wali mazdur

Rupali - malti ke khet mai kaam karani wali mazdur

Shweta - gaanv ke school mai padane wali teacher

Rukamini - malti ke khet mai kaam karani wali mazdur

Kamini - malti ke khet mai kaam karani wali mazdur

Rani - gaanv ki sarpanch .. yani gaanv ke mukhiya ji ki biwi .. pahle wo sarpanch tha 15 saal se par aab ye sarpanch hai.. dominating nature ki aurat hai .. paiso ki bahut lalchi auart .. waise ye mukhiya ki dusari biwi hai

बडा ही सुंदर पात्र परिचय हैं

 

[Napster]

Aab story start

malti ka ghar gaanv ke outskirts mai tha .. khet ke bagal mai hi ghar tha .. actually khet mai hi ghar tha .. waha uska kuch khet tha aur jada wala khet ghar se thode dur tha .. malti ko ek aisa couple chahiye tha jo mard khet mai kaam kare aur aurat ghar mai ..par unko nahi mil raha tha.. us wajah se malti ko pareshani ho rahi thi .. ghar ka kaam karke khet jana .. usmai bahut baar use let ho raha tha .. khet mai use roj jana padata tha .. kyon ki khet mai kaam karane majdoor aate the .. unke aage piche dekhana padata tha nahi to wo log kaam nahi karate the ..

iss wajah se usko ek couple chahiye tha jismai aurat uska ghar ka kaam kare aur mard khet mai ka sara kaam dekhe .. majdooro se kaam karva le .. yahi uska udesh tha .. par usko aisa koi couple nahi mil raha tha .. wo unke Rahane aur khane pine ka sab prabandh karane ko taiyar thi ..

Waise uska ghar do majali tha .. neeche ke 4-5 room thi wo khud rahti thi aur uppar ek room thi to jo couple aayega usko Rahane ke liye dene wali thi .. uppar sirf ek room tha aur baki khula terres tha ..

aur idhar nusarat kaam ke talash mai thi .. tab malti ke ek majdoor ne use kaha ki ek gaanv mai ek couple hai malkin .. une kaam ki jarurat hai par wo dono pati patni nahi hai .. ek bhai bahan hai ..bhai ke umar choti hai aur bahan ki bade umar hai .. par bhai khet mai kaam karta hai tab malti ne kaha unko bulao .. milate hai .. dekhte hai kaise hai wo log ..

Tab us majdoor ne messages bhijavakar undono ko malti ke yaha bula liya aur sari baat sahi se bata di ..

Aab dusare din subah subah malti ke ghar nusrat aur ali pahunch gaye the .. us waqt neha bahar hi porch cum jo chota sa gardan tha waha jo chote mote poude the unko pani dal ke ek jagah pai baith gayi thi ..charpai pai gadda dal ke .. uska wo roj ka program tha..ali ke paas ek purani se khatari bike the .. wo direct bike gate se hote hui neha ke charpai ke paas le gaya tab neha usko dekhane lagi ..



ali bhi use dekhane laga .. tab aapne chehare par ke ball sanwarate hui kahte hai

Kon ho tum .. kya chahiye .. aur aise yaha tak ye khatara kyon laye ho .

jara gusse mai boli

Usko dekhate hui ali kahata hai

Malti malkin hai kya unse Milana hai ..

mummy se kya kaam hai aur itane subah subah

Tab nusarat kahti hai

Choti malkin wo mai nusarat aur ye mera chota bhai ali hai .. hame pata laga hai ki aap longo ko ek couple ki jarurat hai..us silsile mai malti malkin se Milana hai

Achha achha

Tab ali uski aur dekhate hui mann mai kahta hai

Lagata hai ye malkin ki beti hai .. kafi karara maal hai ..

Uski aur dekhate hui ali kahata hai

Aap kya choti malkin ho

Haan

Malti memsaab ki beti

Haan

Matlab hamari choti memsaab

Haan par tum longo ke kaam ka mummy fix karege

Haan wo to hai .. phir bulaye mummy ji ko ..aap ke

haan ruko bulati hu mai ..

wo kaha hai .. dikh nahi Rahi hai

wo yahi hai .. kitchen mai hogi ..

Tab neha uske mummy ko aawaz lagati hai

Mummy aap ko milane koi aaye hai

Jara jor se kahti hai taki malti ko achhe se sunaye de .. malti iss waqt kitchen mai chai bana rahi thi

बडा ही मस्त और शानदार अपडेट है भाई मजा आ गया

 

[Napster]

Mummy aap ko milane koi aaye hai

Jara jor se kahti hai taki malti ko achhe se sunaye de .. malti iss waqt kitchen mai chai bana rahi thi..aapne beti ka aawaz sun ke wo kitchen se bahar hall Mai aati hai .. tab tak ali bike side mai laga ke main door ke samne khada ho jata hai aapne bahan ke saath.. neha se thoda dur ..

Jaise hi malti haal Mai aati hai tab wo malti ko dekhata rahata hai ...



Malti ko dekh ke mann mai kahata hai

Sala ye to kamal ki dikh rahi hai..mai to samaj Raha tha koi budhhe ya moti malkin hogi jo mera jeena haram kar degi .. par yaha to alla ne chappar fad ke diya hai muje .. kuch na kuch jugad karana padega inn maa bete ke liye .. dono ko chodane mai bada maza aayega ..

Phir wo neha ko dekhata hai to wo use hi dekh rahi thi ..


use pata tha wo uske mummy ko hi dekh raha tha.. wo mann mai kahti hai jab mummy haal Mai aayi tab isne mummy ko dekh ke kuch to kaha .. ya sirf muje aisa laga ..

Jab ali neha ko dekhata hai tab wo dekhata hai neha usko hi dekh rahi hai .. wo ek baar neha ko dekhata hai

aur sochata hai ..

Sali ye muje aisa kyon dekh rahi hai.. shaq ki nazar se .. isko shaq to nahi hua na mere pai .. aisa hua to bahut badi gadbad ho jayege .. ye dono karara maal haat se chala jayega .. suru hone se pahle the end .. nahi nahi aisa nahi hona chahiye.. inn dono ko shaq bhi nahi hona chahiye..

Phir soch ke aapne appa matlab nusrat ke kaan mai kahata hai

aapa .. ghar achha lag raha hai.. log bhi achhe hai .. kaam hat se nahi jana chahiye

Nahi jayega tu tension mat le

Jitana milega uspai raji ho jao aap

Kam bola to

Raji ho jao ..baad mai bada lenge

Thik hai

Tab tak malti bahar aaye the ..aur idhar neha sochane lagi ..



ye aapne bahan ko kya bola hoga .. kahi mummy ke bare mai to nahi

aab malti bahar aayi to usne dekha do log bahar aake khade hui hai ..aab malti unke samne aake kahane lagi

Aap

Tab nusrat kahti hai

Mai nusrat aur ye mera bahi ali ..aap ke yaha ke majdoor ne bola hoga na aap ko kaam ke liye aane wale hai hum

Haan bhola ne bola tha par muje laga aap dophar aaoge par aap bahut jaldi aa gaye hai

Wo kya hai na bahut dur se aaye iss ali ke motorcycle se ..

aisa bol ke motorcycles ke taraf nusrat dekhane lagi tab malti bhi ali ke motorcycles ko dekhane lagi tab ali kahta hai

Purani hai . .

Tab malti ali ki taraf pahle baar dekhati hai

Purani hai par kaam chal jata hai ..

Tab malti ali ki taraf dekhati hai par use usne kya kaha kuch samaj nahi aaya . .. isliye uske chehare par question mark tha . uske chehare ko dekhate hui ali samaj Gaya ki iss ko kuch samaj nahi aaya

Tab ali kahta hai

Memsaab mere fatfati purani hai par kaam chal jata hai

Tab malti kahte hai

Hmmm

tab nusrat kahte Hain malti ki aur dekhate hui

isliye to thoda jaldi uth gaye hai aur aa gaye .. aap ko itane subah aane se dikkat

nusarat aage kuch kahti isse pahle malti kahte hain

Aare waise baat nahi hai

aur phir malti aur nusrat baate karane lage .. ye dono jab baate kar rahe the tab ali malti ko hi dekh raha tha ..malti ka idhar dhyan nahi tha par neha ka tha ..tab malti ko kuch yaad aata hai .. tab malti achank neha ki aur dekhate hui kahti hai

golu kaha hai

tab ali usse aapne nazar hata leta hai

uski school bus aati hogi

Tab neha kahati hai

Yahi hoga kahi khel raha hoga

sonu jake bulao golu ko

tab ali kahata hai .. bahut dheere se ..

sonu naam hai kya iss chammkchalo ka

Tab waha malti ke bete ke school ki bus aa gayi gate pai ..

dekho aa gayi bus

Tab ali kahata hai

Mai bhi jau kya malkin

itane waqt ke baad malti ali ko dekhati hai

Malti kuch kahti isse pahle neha kahti hai

Koi jarurat nahi hai ..mera bhai hai mai dhund ke launge

Aisa kah ke ali ko apni aankh dikhati hai .. matlab gusse se dekhte hai ..



Aur wo foran karan ko dhundne jati hai . aur jate hui badbad karane lagati hai

pata nai kanha mar jata hai ..roj subah subah ..

aur thoda aage jate hi use aapna bhai ped ke neeche aapne friends ke saath khelata hua dikh jata hai tab kahti hai

Dekho toh maharaj ko .. school ke time pai hi khelana hai ..aur jeena haram kar rakha hai ..

Aur phir cheekte hui kahti

School nahi jana hai kya

Haan didi

Didi ke bachhe rukh jara

Tab karan waha se bhag ke gahr mai chala jata hai ..ghar mai se school bag leke school bus ki taraf bhag chala jata hai ..

बहुत ही शानदार लाजवाब और मनमोहक अपडेट हैं भाई मजा आ गया

 

[Napster]

Aur wo foran karan ko dhundne jati hai . aur jate hui badbad karane lagati hai

pata nai kanha mar jata hai .. roj subah subah ..

aur thoda aage jate hi use aapna bhai ped ke neeche aapne friends ke saath khelata hua dikh jata hai tab kahti hai

Dekho toh maharaj ko .. school ke time pai hi khelana hai ..aur jeena haram kar rakha hai Mera isne ..

Aur phir cheekte hui kahti

School nahi jana hai kya

Haan didi

Didi ke bachhe rukh jara

Tab karan waha se bhag ke gahr mai chala jata hai ..ghar mai se school bag leke school bus ki taraf bhag chala jata hai ..

Aab dono.. ali aur sonu .. us ped ke neeche the aur karan bhag ke aapne gahr gaya tha .. tab sonu ki nazar us ped pai gayi .. wo ped aam ka tha ped pai kuch use ek do pakke hui aam dikh jate hai.. sonu ko aam bahut pasand the . .. aur uske bhai ko bhi .. undono ka ye program tha aam ke ped dekhana aur tod ke ghar lake khana .. ye kaho to aam ya aise taje taje fal uski kamjori thi .

wo pakka hua aam dekh ke sonu ke moo pai pani aa gaya .. tab wo aam todane ke liye sonu us aam ke paas jati hai .. wo aam ek niche wale dali par tha .. sonu uske niche jake usko todane ki koshish karane lagi par wo tod nahi pa rahi thi kyon ki aam tak uska haath pahunch nahi raha tha . wo aab haat pahuchane ke liye aapne pair ki yedi par khade hokar aam todane ki koshish karane lagi ..Phir bhi uska haat nahi pahunch Raha tha ..

Tab sonu ki nazar apne samne khade hui ali par gayi jo use badi hi ajeeb nazaro se ghoor raha tha ....... aur ghurta bhi kyon na......wo thi hi itane khubsurat .......Ek jawaan ladki.. halki pink salwar mein .. dupatta sambhalte hui aam todane ki koshish kar rahi thi ..sonu iss pink salwar me kaher lag rahi thi .. uper se uske honthon par ke dark red lipstick ki wajah se uske honth chamak rahe the .. usne neeche tight leggings pahan rakhi thi .. tight leggings ki wajah se usko gaand ekdum kadak lag rahi thi ..

Aab sonu ali ko dekhane lagi ..



sonu ko dekhne me wo itna kho gaya tha ki usko pata hi nahi chala ki sonu usko hi ghur ke dekh rahi hai ..
usko dekh ke sonu gusse se mann mai kahti hai

Kamina muje hi ghur raha
hai.. lagta hai ek number ka ladkibaaz hai .. mummy ko batana padega . .. isko kaam pai mat rakho bolke ..

Jab sonu usko dekh rahi thi tab uske muh se tambaku ka ras muh ke side se niche aa raha tha.. Jab ali ko pata laga ki sonu use hi dekh rahi hai tab wo use ghur ke dekhane laga aur wo kahta hai .. dheere se

Ye aab muje aise kyon dekh rahi hai . mujhe kya paagal karne ka irada hai kya iss ka ..sali uper ne niche tak garam maal hai ye .

ali ne bahut dheere se kaha tha par sonu ki nazar iss par hi thi isliye sonu ne ye baat sun li thi..

Ali ke aise kahne sonu gusse se use dekhane lagi ..




aur gusse se use kahti hai

Kya kaha tumane

Tab ali smile karte hui kahata hai

Kuch to nahi

sonu ali ke aise dekhane se aur kahane se uncomfortable feel kar rahi thi .. wo ali ko dekhate hui mann mai kahte hai . ..

kitna ganda ladka hai ye .. mujhe kese dekh raha hai . aur mummy aise ladke ko hamare yaha kaam pai rakh rahi hai ... mummy kyon aise ladke ko kaam pai rakh rahi hai . aaj tak muje aise kabhi kisi ne nahi dekha . aur wo bhi itane close se . line to bahut marte hai par aaj tak muje mere aankho ke samne khade hoke kisi ne line nahi mari ..ali ke aise dekhane se sonu ke ander bechani create ker di thi..

aabhi bhi ali sonu ko ghur ke dekh raha tha . use dekhate hui mann mai kahata hai

kya jism diya he alla ne ise . sab ek dam perfect .. mamme to dekho kitane mast hai . Kamar to ekdum sexy aur iski gaand ka to kya kahu .. iski gaand me sirf mera hi lund jayega .. sali ne to khade khade hi mera lund tight kar diya hai .. sali ko aise chodunga ki sali sab kuch bhul jayege .sali ke mamme kitane tight lag rahe hai iss salwar mai ..

use dekhate hui ali ne dheere se apni jeebh se hothon ko chaat liya. Tambaku ka jo ras tha usko ali ne chat liya .. aur phir usko uppar se neeche tak scan karane laga .. pahle chehara .. phir honth .. phir mamme .. phir kamar aur last mai pair .. sonu ka badan dekh ke ali ke muh se thodi si laar bhi tapak rahi thi.

usko aapne ko aise dekhani ki wajah se sonu ghum jati hai aur kahti hai

Kamina kahi ka .. mere body ko hi ghure ja raha hai

wo ali ne suna aur sunkar khush ho gaya tha . Jaise hi wo ghumati hai waise hi sonu ki gaand ali ke samne aa jati hai .. gaand ka pura shape ali ko dikh raha tha us tight leggings mai .. jo kisi bhi mard ka lund khada ker dene ke liye kafi tha hai.... ali ke nazar sonu ki badi gand par tiki hui thi .. usko dekh ke mann mai kahata hai..

man to kar raha hai is ko pakad kar yahi chodu lekin sala lafda ho jayega....aur kaam ki jarurat bhi hai ..

aab ali piche khada hoker sonu ko dekh raha tha . uska muh tambaku se bhara hua tha.. aankhon mein hawas ki chamak thi.. aur nazar jaise har ladki ya aurat ka jism dhund rahi ho ..

aab sonu phir se aam todane ki koshish karti hai par uska haat aam tak nahi pahunch raha tha tab ali sonu ko piche se dekhate hui kahta hai

mai todake du kya

Tab gusse se uski aur ghum jati hai aur kahti hai

Koi jarurat nahi hai

Kaise koi jarurat nahi hai.. mere hote hui chote malkin kaam kare ye mujhe acha nahi lagta ..

Mai koi kaam nahi kar rahi hu ..aur waise bhi tume aab tak kaam pai rakha nahi hai

Nahi rakha hai to badi memsaab rakh lenge

Tab mann mai kahti hai

Bada confiendance hai isko to

itana sochkar kahte Hain

Rakhane ke baad

wo aage kuch nahi boli

chote memsaab aap ke chota ho ya bada kaam aap ka ye naukar bade aaram se kar lega

Itana kahke wo sonu ke paas chala gaya







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बडा ही खुबसुरत शानदार और मजेदार अपडेट है भाई मजा आ गया

 

[Napster]

Mai koi kaam nahi kar rahi hu ..aur waise bhi tume aab tak kaam pai rakha nahi hai

Nahi rakha hai to badi memsaab rakh lenge

Tab mann mai kahti hai

Bada confiendance hai isko to

itana sochkar kahte Hain

Rakhane ke baad

wo aage kuch nahi boli

chote memsaab aap ke chota ho ya bada kaam aap ka ye naukar bade aaram se kar lega

Itana kahke wo sonu ke paas chala gaya. .ali aab sonu ke pass aake uske samne khada hua …aur use dekhane laga tab gusse se sonu usko dekhane lagi ..



uska kala moo , kale pile daant.. tambakhu aur paan ki wajah se hui the .. aur bade bade kale honth — aur saans se aisi badbu jaise purane kapdon me se gili mitti ki smell aa rahi thi .. chehare par besharmi thi… aur aankhon me sirf hawas thi ..

Ye sab dekh ke sonu ko ghin aa rahi thi..

utar ke du kya

uske haseen chehre ko dekhate hui kahata hai

Kya

Tab uske chuchiyon ki taraf dekhate hui kahata hai

Aam

aam kahte hui ali sonu ki Komal chuchiyon per nazre gadha leta hai aur aapne hontho per apni jeeb gumata hai . .. ye dekh ke sonu ekdum se darr gayi thi .. use yakin nahi ho raha tha kisi ne uske sath aisi harakat ki uske samne khade hoke ..

wo ali ki ye harkat dekh ke sonu mann mai kahti hai

ghar to jane do .. mai bhi dekhati hu mummy tum jaise jahil aur ganvar ko kaam pai rakhati hai … ghar pai jane ke baad tumari mai band hi bajati hu .. mummy ko bolungi kaise kaise logo ko kaam per rahte ho aap ..

Tab wo dekhati hai ali usko hi ghur ke dekh raha hai..tab sonu uske nazro ka picha kerti hai tab use pata lagta hai apne Komal mulayam chuchiyon per uski nazar hai .. uski nazar dekh ke sonu shocked ho jati hai .. tab sonu apni chuchiyon ko chupane ka ek prayas kerti hai duppata odh ke ..aur phir apne baal ko aage ker deti hai .. aur mann mai kahti hai

Kamin kab se mere boobs per apne hawas ki nazre tikka ker betha hai..

Tab ali kahata hai

Uppar ke nikal ke du kya

Tab sonu paid ke ek dali ko haath mai pakad ke nakhare se kahti hai

Koi jarurat nahi hai

Aisa kah ke jump karke dusare dali pai jo pakke hui aam todane ki koshish karne lagi par uske haath mai nahi aa raha tha .. wo jaise hi jump marti tab uska mamma bhi uchal padata .. uske uppar uske jo baal the wo bhi uchal padate .. har baar jab wo jump karti tab uske chuchiyan ali ko invitation de rahe the uska didar karane ke liye .. aab ali uske mamme ko dekhate hui bidi pi raha tha. .. uske mamme ke sath uske kaan ke jhumke halke se hilte the ..

Usko aise dekh ke ali mann mai kahti hai

Iss dress me katil lag rahi hai sali .. sala ek aur naya phatakha jindagi mai aa jayega aisa lag raha hai .. ye ek number ki rasmalai hai .. iss khandan mai maa se badkar beti rasmalai hai ya beti se badkar maa samaj nahi aa raha hai

ali sonu ki chuchiyon ko dekh raha tha aur use wo pata tah .. wo jump marte hui apna duppatta sahi kar rahi thi par uske uchal rahe mamme ko kya kare wo usko samaj nahi aa raha tha ..

Tab sonu ki chuchiyon ko dekhate hui apne gande kale data nikal ker haste hui kahata hai

are memsaheb kyon itana pareshan ho rahi hu .. aap bolo to sahi ... mai aap ko aam thod ke deta hu

Tab nakhare se sonu kahata hai

Koi jarurat nahi hai

aapki seva ke liye mai hu .. aap pareshan na ho

Isbaar wo ali ko dekhate hai par aapna kaam karti hai .. thode der aisa hi chalata hai ..aab sonu jump maar maar ke thak gayi thi tab ali phir se kahata hai

Aap kahe to nikal du

Isbaar sonu kuch nahi kahati aur use dekhane lagati hai.. gussa thoda kam tha iss baar




Tab ali phir se kahata hai

Aisa hi dekhate rahoge ya kuch bologe bhi

Kaise nikaloge

Uppar chad ke

Tab Mann mai kahte hai

Kamina double meaning baate karta hai

Tab ali kahati hai

Nikalu kya

Haa nikalo par dhyan se

Girunga nahi ..don't worry

Wo baat nahi hai

Phir kya baat hai

Ye khet hamara nahi hai ..

To kiska hai

Gaanv ki mukhiya ka .. ek number khadus aurat hai ..

Mukhiya aurat hai kya

Haa par 100 mardo ko pani pilate hai

Itane khatarnak hai

Haa isliye bol rahi hu dhyan se ..

Aab sonu thoda khul gayi thi .. usko dhire dhire khulane ki koshish ali kar raha tha ..

waise bhi mummy aur uska nahi jamata

Kyon kya hua

Jagada hua tha

Kyon

Usko lagta hai pura gaanv uske baap ke jhangir hai

Achha aise hi hote hai ganv ke mukhiya log .. udhar us gaanv mai bhi mera gaanv ke mukhiya ke bete se jagda hua tha sala harami khud ko bahut shahana samjata tha

Aisa bol ke Ali uske paas jake us dali ko pakad ke aam todane laga ..jump lagake par uske haath mai bhi wo aam nahi aa raha tha .. uska haat waha nahi pahunch raha tha ta sonu hasti hai ..



Pahli baar Sonu Ali ko hasi thi ..

Ek aam nahi tod nahi paa rahe ho

Tume kitane aam chahiye

Aap pai se tu pai aa gaya tha ..sonu ka udhar dhyan nahi tha

5-6 aam

Thik hai tod ke deta hu

Jada mat todo.. mummy ko pata chala to mummy chilayege

Tab bina kuch kahe ali ped pai chadata hai ..

बहुत ही मस्त और मजेदार अपडेट है भाई मजा आ गया

 

[Sonia.]

Kon kya bhabhi mai hi chala rahi thi .. mai mere scooty kisi ko chalane dete hu kya .. aap to janati hi ho

Idhar chotu ko jab heena ghur ke dekh rahi thi tab chotu shochata hai ..

Ye muje ghur ke kyon dekh rahi hai.. isko kya muj pai shaq ho gaya hai kya.. isne kuch dekh to nahi liya .. waha us gaanv mai maya ne aur uske bete ne mera game fail kiya aur yaha ye .. ya allah Mera nasib aisa kaisa hai.. suru hone se pahle khatam ho jata hai..

Idhar heena is se pahle kuch aage bole Sonu kahti hai

Bhabhi aap iss dress mai kafi achhi lag rahi hai

Achha

Tab nazma kahti hai Haa bhabhi

Tum dono na meri nanad nahi dushman ho

Tab sonu haske kahte hai

Aisa kyon lag raha hai aap ko bhabhi

Achha .. aapna hi promise bhul gayi

tab mansur waha aake kahta hai

Begum Kyon mere bahno se jagda kar rahi ho

Jagda karu nahi to kya karu ..

M - kyon kya hua

Aap ke inn dono bahno ne promise Kiya tha .. bahut bade bade baate ki thi .. bhabhi hum itne baje nikalenge .. utane baje nikalenge .. aap ko aise taiyaar karunge .. waise karunge .. iss sonu ki bachhi ne to kaha tha bhabhi aap ko mai aise saree choice kar ke dunge ki chote bhai ke shadi mai log chote bhabhi ke bajai sab log aap ko hi dekhenge

Tab heena aur sonu hasane lage aur haste hui sonu kahti hai

Bhabhi aap bhul rahi ho

Tab heena aasharya se kahati hai

Kya

Hum mansur bhai ke hi bahne hai

Matlab jhute promise karana aapne bhai se hi Sikh liya tum longo ne

Aisa heena ne kahte hi teeno hasane lagi

Tab mansur kahta hai

Aab tum nanand bhabhi ke jagde mai muje kyon le rahe ho

Kyon na le

Aise heena ne kahte hi mansur kahta hai

Waise begum tum iss dress mai kafi khubsurat lag rahi ho

Tab nazma kahti hai

Bhabhi aab aapko aapke aapne shohar ne iss dress mai khubsurat lag rahi ho kaha hai to aab shopping ki kya jarurat

Tab sonu kahti hai

Haa koi jarurat nahi hai .. chacha ke paise Bach Gaye

Bilkul nahi..mai to abbu jaan ke paise to udaungi

Kyon bhabhi.. kahi aisa to nahi na ki aap shohar ke liye nahi kisi aur ke liye shopping karana chahati ho

Sonu ki bachhi .. tum kya mere shadi tudvana chahathi ho kya ..

Nazma - bhabhi kuch bhi ho jai bhai aap ko chorege nahi

Tab heena kahte hai

Wo to hai

Tab waha nazma ke aabu aur aami aa jate hai

Aab kya yahi khade rah ke gappe ladane hai ya shopping bhi karani hai

Tab heena kahte hai

Aabbu iss baar mere galti nahi hai .. aap ki dono ladli ki galti hai

Haa ye to hai

Ammi ne kahte hi sonu kahte hai

Haa mere galti hai chacha .. i am sorry ..

Aare tere galti nahi hai .. wo road hi kharab hai usmai tu kya kar sakati hai

Tab aami kahte hai

Kuch bhi ho jai ye sonu beti ko kuch nahi bolenge ..

Kaise bol sakata hu begum .. mere dost ki ladki jo hai .. usne videsh jate time kaha tah .. iska khayal rakhana

Ammi - Haa wo to hai.. bhaisahab aap ke sonu aur malti ke jawabdari dal ke hi nishit hoke chale gaye .. warna wo nahi jate

sonu - Chachi aap hamesha emotional kar deti ho

Aabu - chale aab begum

Tab sonu kahti hai

Chacha aab bhi aur bhai jaan bhi begum kahte ho..hum confuse ho jata hai konse se begum ko bulana hai..

itane der shant rahe chotu kahta hai

Ismai kya ..inko badi begum ko aur inko chote begum kaho

Tab heena chotu ko dekhane lagi



Chotu bhi use hi dekhata hai

Tab aami kahte hai

Aur jo aane wali hai .. hamare chote bete ki begum usko kya kahe

Tab sab hasane lage .. phir abbu kahta hai ye kaun

Tab nazma kahti hai

Chotu ..

Ammi - chotu .. ye kaisa naam

Tab sonu kahti hai.. jara sharmate hui

Ali naam hai iska par sab log pyar se chotu bulate hai ise

Tab nazma kahti hai

Pyar se

Tab sonu nazma ke shoulder ko marte hui dheere se kahti hai

Tu chup kar

Abbu - par hai kon ye

Nazma - ye sonu ke yaha kaam karta hai

Ammi - malti kah rahi thi wo ladka.. tu aur tere bahan kaam karte hai

Ji

Kah ke ali salam kahata hai

Abbu - tu inn dono ko leke aaya kya

Haa malik

Abbu - tu rahta kaha hai

Chotu - yahi.. memsaab ke ghar

Abbu - achha .. tuje aaj yahi rukana hai hamare yaha .. mai bhabhi ko bata dunga .. matlab tere Memsaab ko

Chotu - ji

Tab mansur kahta hai

Chalo abbu let ho raha hai

Haa chalo

Tab chotu kahta hai Sonu se

Memsaab mai yahi khada rahata hu bahar

Tab nazma dhire se kahti hai

Tum bahar khade rahoge to tumare memsaab ka aandar dil kaise lagega ..

Tab sonu nazma ko marane lagi

Nazma ki bachhi

Ye heena ne sun liya par clear nahi suna tah par wo sochane lagi ..

inn teeno ka kuch to chal raha hai

Tab mansur kahta hai

Chalo begum

Tab heena kahti hai

Aap chalo mai aami ko leke aati hu .. unse steps chada nahi jati

Abu - haa heena usko pakad ke Lana padega

Phir wo chotu ki aur dekhate hui kahta hai

Ye ladke kya naam hai tumra

Tab ek saath heena aur chotu kahte hai

Heena - chotu

Chotu - ali

Haa ali tum hamre begum ko leke aao .. usko ek side se pakad ke steps chadana padega aur ek side se heena beti ko pakadana padega

Par lift hogi na

Tab pahli baar heena kahte hai usko dekhte hui



Lift hai par kahi jagah steps bhi hoti hai

JI

Tab abbu kahte hai

Sonu aur nazma tum idhar aao

Wo dono abbu ke saath chale aur idhar heena aur chotu ammi ke saath chalane lage .. aab jaise hi steps aaye tab heena chotu ki aur dekhate hui kahte hai



YE ladke

Tab chotu kahta hai

Ali

Haa ali .. thik se ammi ko pakado nahi gira doge

Nahi giraunga aap tension na lo

Aisa bol ke ammi ko thik se pakad ke wo dono steps chadate hai

wah! shandaar,lajawab aur bahut bahut mast update!

 

[Napster]

Pahli baar Sonu Ali ko hasi thi ..

Ek aam nahi tod nahi paa rahe ho

Tume kitane aam chahiye

Aap pai se tu pai aa gaya tha ..sonu ka udhar dhyan nahi tha

5-6 aam

Thik hai tod ke deta hu

Jada mat todo.. mummy ko pata chala to mummy chilayege

Tab bina kuch kahe ali ped pai chadata hai .. ali kisi monkey ki tarah ped pai chadata hai .. usko ped pai chadate hui dekh ke use pahle thoda aacharya hua ..wo mann mai kahti hai..

Ye to bandar hi lag raha hai .. bandar ki tarah dikhata hai aur usi ki tarah ped pai chad raha hai .. lagta hai ped pai chadane ki achhi khasi practice hai ..

use dekhate hui wo kahti hai

Lagata hai ped pai chadane ki practice hai

waise ali to ek number ka ladki baaz tha .. wo hamesha ladkiyon aur aurton ko ghurta rahata tha .. aisa ghurata tha jaise khade khade hi unko chod dega.. jabse usne sonu ko dekha tha tabse uske jawani se Pagal hua ja Raha tha.. jab khud sonu ne baat suru ki tab ali kaha piche rahanewala tha .. wo sonu ki taraf niche dekhate hui kahata hai

Haa memsaab muje chadane ki achhi khasi practice hai

Phir sonu ke mamme ko dekhate hui kahata hai

aur aam todane ki bhi achhi practice hai

Sonu Ali ko thodi gusse se dekhate hui dekh kar mann mai kahati hai



Kamina sala

sonu ko naraz dekhate hui ali sochata hai .. halki fulki baat suru karane padege .. nahi to ye gussa hoke yaha se chali jayegi ..

waise memsaab Mera naam ali hai

aap ka

Sonu .. I mean neha

Do do naam achha hai

budhhu .. do do naam nahi hai .. I mean neha naam hai par sab log sonu kahte hai pyar se

Pyar se

Tab gusse se dekhati hai



konse college jati ho

mai kya tume college girl lagati hu kya

nahi to kya 18 -19 ki to lagti ho

Ali ke iss baat pai sonu khush ho jati hai .. kisi bhi ladki ya aurat ko kam umar ki bolo to wo khush ho jati hai ye ali achhe se janata tha

college mai nahi jati engineering ho chuki hai mere

Haa ha .. Suna hai aap engineer ho

Haan hu .. kisse suna hai

Kisi se bhi ho

Achha achha

To laptop chalana janati hogi

Dekha nahi tha kya jab tum aaye the tab mai laptop pai hi to kaam kar rahi thi

Sorry sorry galti se mistake ho gayi

Tab halke se smile aa jati hai sonu ke chehare par



isliye mummy kahti hai jada tv nahi dekhani chahiye

usko smile karate hui dekhate hui ali sochata hai .hasi to fasi .. baat ban sakati hai

Aap muje sikhaoge

Kya

Laptop chalana

Tum kya karoge laptop sikh ke .. majdur ho to wahi kaam sikho

Kisi ne kaha hai ghyan jaya nahi jata

Sach kaha hai

Aisa bolke uski aur dekhata hai tab ali kahata hai
Catch pakado

Haa feko .. koshish karti hu

Tab ek pakka hua aam ali sonu ki aur fekata hai par wo pakad nahi pati .. catch uske haath se juth jata hai . .. wo niche gira hua aam utane ke liye niche jukh jati hai



Jukane ki wajah se uske mamme ka darshan pahle baar Ali ko ho jata hai

wo jaise hi uppar utati hai tab ali kahata hai

Bad try .. tumare mummy ne nahi kaha tah kya cricket khelana achhi baat hoti hai

Ali ke iss baat par sonu hasane lagati hai



english bolana bhi aata hai kya tume .. waise ye batao tum kaha tak padhe hui ho

jada nahi

Phir bhi

Tab thoda sankoch karte hui ali kahata hai

4 thi paas

Tab moo par haath rakh ke hasate hui sonu kahti hai

achha .. jada nahi pade ho matlab

Haa

thik hai .. wo sab thik hai tum ye batao thumari maths kaise hai .. acchi to hai na ..

mera interview le rahi ho kya

Nahi re mai to aise hi puch rahe hu

Jara frankly hoke sonu kahte hai .. uska frankness dekh ke ali khush ho jata hai

mai yaha khet mai mazduri karne aaya hu .. to uske liye math ki kya jarurat hai

Arre yaar hisab kitab to karana padega na .. hisab kitab to kar lete ho na .. acche se

sonu se Arre yaar kahte hi ali ka dill khush ho jata hai .. wo mann mai kahte hai.. ye to muje aab se yaar kahane lagi

aab hisab kitab kaha se beech me aa gaya

Aab kitane labour aaye aur unko kitana pagar diya ye hisab kitab to rakhana hoga

Ye bhi rakhana hoga kya

Tab uski aur dekhate hui kahte hai




Nahi to kya

Achha

Ye hisab kitab aata hai na

Nahi aata hoga to Tum sikha do

Ye bhi muje hi sikhana hoga kya

Nahi to kon sikhayega mere jaise unpad ko

unpad to nahi ho tum ... Kafi smart ho Tum

aise konsi smart Ness maine dikhaye maine

Samay aane pai wo bhi bata dungi

Waise wo samay kab aayega

itane bhi kya jaldi

Achha phir muje sikha doge na hisab kitab

Ye achha hai tum mummy se pagar lo aur mai tume sikhau

Achha Tum pagar do phir

Tab wo hasane lagi



phir kuch der wo shant rahe .. ali ne aur 2 -4 aam thode aur neecche feke ..aur uppar khud aam khane laga aur neeche sonu aam khane laga

Aachhe aam hai na

Haan

Tumare jaise sweat

Flert kar rahe ho mujse

Nahi

Achha

Tab sonu kahti hai

dono hi ho kya ghar mai

Haan

Tumare bahan ki shadi nahi hui kya

Hui thi par talak hua hai

Aur tumari

Mere shadi nahi hui hai

tumare mai to kam umra mai shadi hote hai na

Ali ko sonu per line marni thi. sonu ne khud hi chance diya to uske dimag me idea aata hai

mai bhi shadhi karana chahata hu par tere jaise koi khubsurat ladki mil jay to

Sonu Ali ko dekhti hai aur hasne lagti hai ..



hasate hui kahate hai

tum kya bol rahe ho tume samaj aa raha hai kya

ha samaj aa raha hai .. tum kitni khoobsurat ho mene tere ko jab se dekha he aisa lagta he tere se koi khoobsurat ladki is duniya me hogi hi nahi

sonu has deti hai apni tareef sun ker … aur kahati hai

Laga hi tha

use pata tha ki ali jab se aaya hai tab se guur raha hai .. par jab ali ne uski tarif ki tab use thoda acha lagta hai

meri shadi tere jaise kisi ladki se ho jaye jo tere tarah hi khubsurat ho to mai use bahut pyar karunga

sonu Ali ko dekhti hai aur smile karte hui kahte hai



Khayali pulao mat pakao .. mere jaise ladki tere jaise ladke se kyon shadi karegi.. Wo koi apne jaise hi sunder ladka dhundhegi

Mere mai kya buraye hai

buraye .. bahut sare buraye hai .. tum bidi pite ho .. tambaku khate ho

Usse tumara kya bigad jayega

tambakhu khane wale .. bidi pine wale ladke se koi ladki kyon shadi karegi ...

बहुत ही मस्त लाजवाब और शानदार अपडेट है भाई मजा आ गया

 

[Napster]

Khayali pulao mat pakao .. mere jaise ladki tere jaise ladke se kyon shadi karegi.. Wo koi apne jaise hi sunder ladka dhundhegi

Mere mai kya buraye hai

buraye .. bahut sare buraye hai .. tum bidi pite ho .. tambaku khate ho

Usse tumara kya bigad jayega

tambakhu khane wale .. bidi pine wale ladke se koi ladki kyon shadi karegi ...

Tabhi ali ke phone ki ghanti bajti hai ..

Hello

Phone wala - ali kya haal hai be .. kaha mar raha hai .. kai din ho gaye phone nahi kiya

Aaabe madechod tu zinda hai? muje laga tuje bhagwan ne uta liya ..

Jab ye ali ne kaha to sonu uski aur bade aasharya se dekhate hai..



aur mann mai kahte hai

Kamina mere samne gali de Raha hai ..

Sony jis tarike se ali ko dekh raha tha us wajah se ali jaan gaya ki wo uske gali ki wajah se use dekh rahi hai tab wo ishare se sorry kahta hai.. aur haat jod ke mafi mangta hai hai tab sonu smile karke ok .. it's all right kahti hai..



waise tu kaha hai

ek dukan mai naukri mil gayi.. theek thaak hai mere naukari .. … bahut dino se tera mobile nahi aaya aur maine bhi nahi kiya to muje laga kahi tera lafda bad to nahi gaya na .. un logo ne tuje kuch kiya to nahi ya tuje kahi police utha ker to nahi le gayi

nahi re maine wo gaanv chor diya

kyon re ..kyon gaon chor diya

Tuje to pata hi hai us chinal ke baap aur bhaiyon ne mera aur aapa ka jina mushkil kar diya tha .. us gaon mai .. unke chalate us gaon mai bhi nahi rah sakate the aur na hi us gaon mai dusara koi kaam mil sakata tha
Ye baat bahut dhire se kahta hai ..uske dhire wali baat par sonu shaq ki nazar se dekhane lagi..



wo usko dekh ke mann mai kahte hai ..

Aabhi to jor se baat kar raha tha .. aab dhire kyon bolane laga ..

phir kuch soch ke kahati hai

wo ladka kuch gaon chorane ki baat kar raha tha .. kya isne kuch lafada kiya hai kya .. pakka nahi par aisa hi kuch suna maine .. gaon chorane ka .. dhire se suna maine

par kuch bhi ho tera item bahut mast tha .. aur us gaon mai aur maal bhi mast the

Nahi re us gaanv ke jo maal hum dekhate the wo kya maal the kya . .. asali maal to idhar he re .. ek se badkar ek

Sonu ki aur dekhate hui ali kahta hai



Sonu usko hi dekh rahi thi

kaha hai re tu .. kisi ko pata to nahi liya na ..

Aaj to aaya hu.. aaj ke aaj kaise koi patege

Phir bhi konsa gaanv hai

Tab ali sonu ko puchata hai

Konsa gaanv hai ye .. naam kya hai iss gaanv ka

Tab jhat se sonu gaanv ka naam bata dete waise ali aapne friend ko gaanv ka naam batata hai ..

idhar sonu ali ko dekh ke kahte hai.. jara narazgi se ..



Iss gaanv mai kaam karane aaya hai aur gaanv ka naam pata nahi hai .. kamal ka ladka hai ye to

Tab wo ladka kahta hai

Badiya gaanv hai

Haa re badiya gaanv hai ye .. ek se badkar ek

kahke ruk jata hai aur Sonu ki taraf dekhati hui 2-3 aam todkar niche sonu ki taraf fekata hai .. sonu iss baar us aam ko catch kar leti hai.. phir ali niche utar kar aata hai aur sonu ke samne khada ho jata hai aur uske haat se ek achha wala aam leke khane lagata hai .. aur Sonu ki aankho mai dekhate hui kahta hai ..



Yaha ke log bahut bhole hai re .. kya bolte hai helping nature wale ..

Sonu bhi usko hi dekh rahi thi .. ya yon kahe ki uski aankho mai hi jhank rahi thi..

Tu kya bol raha hai… kuch samaj nahi aa raha be muje ..

Tab ali sonu ki aankho mai dekhate hui kahta hai..

Tu samjane ki koshish bhi mat kar .. sirf itana dhyan rakh bhai iss gaanv me jadoo hai..

Iss baat par sonu sharma gayi..



pahle hi din tuje pata laga ki us gaanv mai jadoo hai aur log bhi pata chale ki kitane helping nature ke hai

Haa achhe log mai dekhate hi pachan jata hu

Haa wo hai par dhyan rakhana .. naye logo par itana jaldi bharosa karana thik nahi hai .. kabhi kabhi naye logo se dhoka hi mil sakata hai

Aisa kuch nahi hoga bhai .. yeha to jannat hai

phir bhi bhai dhiyan se.. chal me rakhta hu

ha rakh le par phone kerte rahna

aisa bol ke ali ne phone kaat diya .. waise tum kya kah rahi thi ..

Kuch bhi to nahi

Muje phone aane se pahle ..

Haan tab kya

Haa

tambakhu khane wale .. bidi pine wale ladke se koi ladki kyon shadi karegi ...

बडा ही खुबसुरत लाजवाब और शानदार अपडेट है भाई मजा आ गया

 

[Napster]

Haa wo hai par dhyan rakhana .. naye logo par itana jaldi bharosa karana thik nahi hai .. kabhi kabhi naye logo se dhoka hi mil sakata hai

Aisa kuch nahi hoga bhai .. yeha to jannat hai

phir bhi bhai dhiyan se.. chal me rakhta hu

ha rakh le par phone kerte rahna

aisa bol ke ali ne phone kaat diya ..

Aur Sonu ki taraf dekhate hui ali kahta hai

waise tum kya kah rahi thi ..

Tab aasharya se uske taraf dekhate hui kahte hai



Kuch bhi to nahi

Muje phone aane se pahle ..

Haan tab kya

Haa.. tabhi ..

tambakhu khane wale .. bidi pine wale ladke se koi ladki kyon shadi karegi ...

Sache pyar ke liye

Kya ?? Matlab

sundar ladki ko koi bhi Sundar ladka mil sakata hai.. par wo sunder ladka pyar nahi kar sakata .. pyar to ham jese log hi ache se ker sakte hai .. sunder to shyad tera papa bhi hai par wo tere mumy se pyar karta hai kya

Tab nakhare se sonu kahte hai

Tume kya pata mere papa mummy se pyar karte hai ya nahi .. par muje pata hai

Kya pata hai tume

Yahi ki mere papa meri mummy se pyar kerte hai .. bahut pyar karte hai .. unka achhe se khayal rakhte he

Dur rah kar

Haa.. unka achhe se khayal rakhte hai

Dur rah kar achhe se khyal rakha ja sakata hai par pyar ka kya ..

Dur rah kar kya pyar nahi kiya ja sakata kya ..

Kiya ja sakata hai na

Phir aisa kyon kaha

me us pyar ki baat nahi ker raha hu ..

Tab sonu jhat se boli

Konse pyar koi

Sonu memsaab.. ji .. me to sex wale pyar ki baat ker raha hu .. jo dur rah kar nahi kiya ja sakata

Tab sonu sharma gayi ..


Jo ham jese ladke hi de sakte hai

sonu aab asmanjas me pad jati he ki ali ko aab kya kahe .. wo ali ki baat par heran ho jati hai .. wo sochane lagti kaise ye ladka khulam khula usko ye sex wali baat kar sakata hai .. ye sab soch ke sonu Sharm se Pani Pani ho jati hai .. .sonu soch main dubhi thi aur idhar ali uske nazdik khade hoke use dekhane laga .. ali ki nighaye iss waqt sonu par hi thi .. sonu jo apne aap me ek husn ki pari thi.. salwar pai se duppata thoda baju mai hata tha to uske chahte ke achhe se darshan ali ko ho raha tha ..



Aab ali ki nazer uski chuchiyon per gadh chukhi thi ..sonu ki chuchiyan kitani badi hai ye to wo jada jaan nahi paa raha tha per usko dekh ke ali itana to jaan gaya tha ki aaj tak isko kisi ne masla nahi hai ..

uski gore gore chathi jo salwar mai khuli thi .. mano chamak rahi ho.. phir uski nazar uske honth par jati hai .. uske honth dekh ke ali mann mai kahta hai
Iske honth kitane mulayam hai .. jaise gulab ki kaliya.. aise lag raha iske honto ko kabhi kisi ne chuaa hi nahi hai .. ali apni nazer uske badan par gadaya hui tha ..

tabhi sonu ali ko dekhate hai ..wo use hi dekh raha tha .. tab usne ali ke nazer ka picha kiya tab use pata chala jo uski chuchiyon per tikki thi.. usko dekh ke sonu ko laga ye to aapne aankho se hi mera baltkar hi na kar de .. kaise dekh raha hai .. kya aadmi hai .. ise sach me dusara kuch nahi shujta kya .. hamesha muje ghurata rahta hai ..

Tab ali kahta hai

Kya soch rahi ho

Kuch nahi ..

Kuch to soch rahi thi

Tab adda ke saath wo golu ko dekhane lagti hai..



tum apni ye manghadat bate apne pas rakho aur niklo yaha se..aur muje bhi abhi jana hoga .. mummy bhi wait kar rahi hogi

Ye baat sonu gehari saans lete hui kahte hai aur fir sonu palat jati hai aur ghar Jane ke liye nikal jati hai..



aab ali ki nazar sonu ki gand par chali jati hai....Tab ali kahta hai

Itane 4 hi aam leke jaoge kya Ghar par ..

Haa

memsaab kya kahenge

Tab palat kar dekhate hui kahte hai



Memsaab ke itani hi chinta thi to itane jaldi kyon utar aaye .. aur 4 hi aam kyon thode

Galati se mistake Hui

Tab sonu hasane lage ..

Isliye mummy kahti hai jada tv nahi dekhani chahiye.. aur tarak mehta ka ulta chashma to hargiz nahi

haa wo sahi baat kahti hai memsaab.. waise usmai bhi ek sonu hai

To

To us sonu se tum jada khubsurat..aur se…

Wo aage kuch bole usse pahle hi sonu kahte hai

Chuupppp… aage kuch bola to marungi

Sorry sorry galti se mistake ho gayi

Tab dono hasane lage .. phir ali ki aur sexy addo se dekhate hui kahte hai




Hasana bas ho gaya aab .. aage kya karana hai .. muje kyon rukaya

Kya karana hai .. ka kya matlab memsaab.. aam todane hai

To kya phir se paid pai chale jaoge kya ..

Isbaar chadoge nahi bola sonu ne .. wo janati thi wo aisa bolege to ali double meaning baate karega.. isliye usne nahi bola..

बडा ही शानदार और मजेदार अपडेट है भाई मजा आ गया