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Ye jo bhi ho raha uske sath.... matlab ye jo shaitan ke roop mein aa gaya hai... abhi ke liye ushe achha lag raha hoga...UPDATE 29
( Update Mai kuch chize fast lage tog fast hi padhe samajh jaayenge kaise likha gaya hai )
usske baad dheere dheere din bit rahe the aur raj apni coal industry ko dheere dheere uchayi pe le jaa raha aur wahi saath saath woh apni simbpuri ko bhi pura badal ke ek city jaisa bana rha jismai ek gaow waali feel aur kushboo ho
Essi bich yeh bhi pata chala ki tiwari jisko pakad ke le gaya woh toh thaa hi ek jaal aur jab woh log pahuche the station waha aag lag chuki thi aur sab file documents jal ke raakh ho gaye halaki koi naa jahkmi hui naa hi mara
Par tiwari samajh gaya thaa yeh chori bhaut jada hi uljhi hui hai koi mamuli chori nahi jitna Tk dhikha raha thaa
Abb Aage
Kuch Din baad Raj rata ko ek sapa na dekhate hue uth betha
Aur bahar jakar tezz tezz saas lene laga
usske haath mai ek kaali khaal si aane lagi
Raj - Yeh kaya ho raha mujhe nahi nahi
Dheere dheere raj ke puri body pe woh black khaal chadh gayi
Raj apne man - abe yeh toh jaise spidermen kaa black suit hai abb aise ghar mai nahi jaa sakata kaya karu aisa karata thoda der bahr ghum aata hu phir kaya pata apne aap yeh chala Jaaye
Raj jaiss hi apna pair badhata hai woh road pe aa jata hai
Raj - waah kaya baat hai yeh toh sala amazing hai
Raj samane ek adami ko kadha dekhata hai aur ek jhatke mai vapas aa jata hai
aur usske haath mai uss adami ke hath ki daaru ki bottle aa jaati
Raj Ek Ghut mai muh sai laga ke ussko pi jata hai aur raj ke aakhe dheere dheere laal ho jaati phir vapas normal
Raj tezz sai bottle phek ke - yeh toh saali kaya mast chiz hai alag hi duniya mai le gaya mujhe abb ess sai mehangi waali leta hu jakar bar mai
Aur kuch hi der mai raja wha ke sabsai bade casino cum bar ke age kadha thaa
Gaurd ussko roak ke - are kaha jaa rha chamgaadar khi ke
Raj - samane sai hat apne ko daru pinne hi paise mil jaayenge tero ko hat
Gaurd - bina baat ke
Tabhi ek side sai bande nai koi bola
" Jaane de naa bhencho tera kaya andar paise naa diya toh pitega na "
Gaurd - aapke saath hai kaya yeh mak sir
Mak - haa ha jaa mere naam sai likh de
Mak girne wala thaa ki raj nai ussko pakda aur andar lekar ek table pe betha diyaa
Mak nashe mai - tuh toh bada sahi hai bencho
Mak - aee daaru laao be mere bhai ke liye
thodi der mai waha daaru ki bottle kaa dher lag gaya
Raj ghata ghat pita chala gaya aur 1 minute mai sab khaali
Mak kaa jaise nasha saa Utar gaya aur waha bhi sab raj ko dekhane lag gaye
Ki aakhir yeh kon black suit phene ek minute mai yaha kaa daaru kaa record tod gaya
Mak - tera naam kaya hai
Raj Ki laal hui aakhe dekhata hua bolata mak aur dar ke maar picche ho jata hai
Raj - Devil 9B
Mak - Devil Naam board pe likh do mere bhai kaa aur daaru do esski maa kaha fas gaya mai
Yeh last baat ussnai badi dheere boli
Mak - bhai ek minute susu karne aau kaya mai
Raj daaru pita huaa haa keh deta hai
Log usski photo khichane lag jaate hai
Ek Ladaki - kaya mere sath raat gujarna cahoge kaya
Raj - aee safedi mulli jaa apna kaam kar use hua maal devil nahi kahata devil kaa use kiya sab khaate hai
Bar tendor aakar - sir aapke saare inaam kaa bhi aap pi gaye ho
Raj tezz sai chilla ke - joh yaya mere daaru ka aage bill dega mai usska koi bhi kaam karunga
Ek ladaki haath kadha karke - mere ex ko pit pit ke taange tod do
Raj Daaru ke bottles pikar taage upper karke - yaha reality show yaa instagram reel nahi chal rahi devil hu devil tera baap nahi joh tere ex ko pit ke aao Laal gobhi
Ek ladaka haath kadha karke - jisnai tujhe offer kiya mujhe usse chumna hai
Raj uss ladaki ko utha ke usski taraf aise fekata ki just usske hoth usske hoth sai bhid jaate hai
Woh ex waali ladaki - yeh sala devil naam kaa mardo ke kaam karne aate bus essko humra nahi karega kar de tujhe mai tujhe puri raat pilaungi daaru
Sabsai aakhe band ki gate khula 25 second gujara usska ex ghodi bane table ke samane ek laat raj ki usski ek taag gayi ek ghusaa usske daant gaye
Side mai ek betha ladaka - esski maa ki aakh yeh toh sala movie sai bhi dhaasu lag raha flash kaa baap hai kaya yeh
Devil 3 B sorry sorry Raj - kaya bola bee tuh
Ladaka - kuch nahi sir mai kaha bola kuch
Yeh sab live chal raha udhar saurav dekh leta kyuki aaj kal log instagram chalate chalate apni baby sai bhaut lage rehate hai
Saurav link tiwari ko bhejata hai
Aur phone karke batata hai yeh ho raha bar mai
Edhar bar mai bus devil devil devil aur usski daaru chal rahi aur logo ke faltu kaam
Ek banda hasata hua bolata hai - yeh sab baacho waale jadu karle yeh kudh ko real devil samajh raha hai
Raj - tere pichwade mai kaya hua bol de
Woh banda - aisa hai toh underworld ke don ko mar ke dikha
Raj soch mai pad jata jai
banda aur usske frnds has ke - nikal gayi hawa
Raj aise bhayankar chikh marata kaiyi logo kaa wahi paaji nikal gay nicche aur unnki mehangi mehangi dress kaharab
Raj - chal mai maar dunga par yeh tera order hai tunne karwaya hai
Woh banda - ha ha ha devil mera order le raha ha ha kaya mast majak hai
Raj nai side mai hath dala jaise waha koi black hole ke dimensions jisa khul gaya aur ek jhatka maara rah nai Underworld ke don ki body waha farsh pe aur usska head raj ke haath
Raj sir uss ladake ki taraf fhek ke ek bottle utha ke fur gayab ho jata hai
Sab kuch aise ho raha tha jaise koi seconds mai kaya ho jaa rha naa koi dekh ke samajh paaye naa padh ke
aur phir yaha mach jaati hai bhagdar
tiwari aur usske saathi gate sai ghusate hue - Ruko chutiyo kaha bhaage jaa rahe abhi show toh abb shuru hogaa
Bahot badhiya shaandaar update bhaiUPDATE 28
PREVIOUS
Raj Nai ek laat maari usski bike pe aur woh gir paya
Thodi der mai tiwari apni logo ke saath pahuch gaya
Tiwari uss adami ki garadan pakad ke - aa gaya haath saale chal ki har jagah maine bandar jaisi laal nahi kar di toh mera naam tiwari nahi
ABB AAGE
Raj - sir thik hai phir mai chalata hu
Woh gunda mudkar - saale agali baar teri gardan uda dunga
dhaaye ek goli jakar uss gunde ki taang mai lagi
Woh chillata aur tiwari gun ko shug ke - saale tuh kaya samajha mai koi majakiya police wala hu joh bus joke maarunga mai kab kisi ess gun sai maar lu meri gun bhi nahi jaan paati hai
Raj - sir toh mai abb chalu naa
Tiwari - aram sai jaana aur haa ek baat yaad rakhana agar saumya royi toh teri halat bhi aisi kar dunga
Raj jhutti hasi hasate hue - nahi nahi Ok Sir bye
Tiwari raj toh etna tezz jaate dekh thoda man mai muskurate hue uss gunde ke jakam ko pair sai masala aur aakhe bande karke tezz sai smile karata hai
Tiwari ke baaki saath abb aage nahi gaye kyuki unnki pata jab tiwari ke haath mai gun hoti hai toh woh ek sanaki sai kam kuch nahi hai
udhar raj nikal pada apne rasate aur kaafi time baad woh waha pahuch bhi gaya woh
Par Jaise hi Raj apne simbpuri mai ghus raha thaa ussk pair kis nai pakad liya aur
Aur raj ko bike sai gira diyaa
Raj apne kapdate saaf karata hua kadha hua
Raj - kon hai be kon hai waha bahar aaa
Dheere Dheere usske samani black dress mai ek Parchayi si aa gayi
Raj darate hue - Kon ho tum Jaao yaha sai yeh private property hai
Woh - Mai tunhare hi kaam sai aaya hu raj
Usski awaaz sun ke raj kaa jaise sir fat jataa
Raj apna shir pakad leta kaan band kar leta hai
Woh - essi karan mai tumsai milane aaya hu kyuki tum bhi woh sab sun sakate ho keval meri awwaaz sai
Raj - aah bus band karo yeh etnai chike dars bhari chike kiski hai mai aur nahi seh sakata yeh sab
Woh - Yeh Hai asali dard narak kaa dard raj
Raj - kaya narak kaa dard
Woh apna shir sai kapada hata detaa hai
Raj - tumm......mmmmmm... toh devil ho
Devil - haa mai devil hu aur tum mere saathi yaa kaho dost abb sai
Raj - kaya bakawas hai yeh mai tumhara saathi aur dost kaise maine etnai bhi bure kam nahi kiye hai
Devil - karo yaa naa karo par tum meri wajagh sai aaj zinda ho
Raj - yeh sab faltu ki baate band karo
Devil - yehi sach hai 10-11 saal phele joh sab kuch hua woh asali sach tha tum shraap sai mar chuke the kyuki tumnai etnai saare logo ke sharap sai mukt kiya par woh shraap kisi naa kisi ko toh lekar marata naa so tum mare
Raj apne kaan sai haath hata ke - toh mai abb kaise zinda hu
Devil apna haath àage karke usske haath mai ek dil kaa tukada saa tha ussnai usse dabaya toh raj ke seene mai dard hone laga
Raj - ahh mujhe chhod do nahi yeh dard ahhh maaaa chhodo mujhe
Devil woh hisa chhoda - abb samajhe tumhari yeh zindagi meri di hui hai agar mai yeh hisa tumhe de do toh tum etnai shakti shaali ho jaaoge ki tumhe koi asani sai naa hara paayega naa tumhare ghar waalo naa tumhari saumya ko
Raj dard sai abhi bhi pasine pasine ho raha thaa dars usski bardaast sima sai bahar tha - mujhe woh hisssss......saa dddddeeeee .... doooo.....
Devil - phele meri shrat maano
Devil etna bol paya tha ki usski haath pe kuch laga aur woh hisa uchal ke jakar raj ke haath mai gira raj ussko pakadate hi muh mai daal liya aur ek baar ussnai ek mantra padha aur haath dil pe rakaha aur woh hisa raj ke dil mai jud gaya
Devil sai udhar dekha jaha sai usske haath pe danda laga
Meera - maine sab sun liya tuh mere bhai ko fasane aaya thaa abb lee koi shrat nahi teri
Devil hasata hai tezzz saai - ha ha ha ha ha ha kaya bevkoof ladaki hai mera kaam asaan kar diya mai toh essko aur dard deta ki yeh apni marzi sai woh hisa le le tune toh ek jhatke mai sab kar diya hai
Raj abb dard sai nikal chuka thaa kaya - kaya matalab mai abb bikul thik hu aur tere pass blackmail karne ko kuch nahi bacha hai
Devil ghusse mai tha abb usski aakhi sai aag nikal rahi thi - tuh kaya mujhe baacha samajh raha hai haa tere jaiso ko mai kaat kaat ke latkata rehata hu samajha mai naam kaa nahi asal kaa devil aur abb ess duniya kaa devil tuh hai joh ess duniya ko barbaad karegaa mere liyee haa ha ha haa ha
Etna bol ke woh vaps jamin mai chala gaya
Meera bhagati hui raj ke pass aati hui - bhaiya aap thik toh ho yeh sab kaya thaa
Raj - meera yeh humare kisi ki hui kartut hai ess sai aacha mujhe mara rehane dete
Meera dar ke matalab puchati hai
Raj - meera kisi nai meri jaan bachane ke liye devil sai sauda kiyaa hoga tabhi aisa hoga warana devil kudh sai aisa kuch nahi karate hai
Meera - humare ghar mai kahi mom toh nahi naa par unnki baato sai nahi
Raj - aur naa hi dad ke tumnai toh kahi
Meera - kaya bhiaya mai toh mehal sai bahr hi nahi aayi aur mai aapko devil thodi banan Caahungi
Raj - Esska matalab Didi nai kiya yeh sab aur jara bhanak bhi lagane di unnhonai mujhe naa kisi ko par kyu woh inssan hai unnhe kaise pata yeh sab
Meera - saumya bhabhi bhi ho sakati hai
Raj - haa woh bhi kar sakatai hai mujhe bachane ko par baat yeh ki dono mai sai kisi ko abhi tak kuch pata nahi phir kaise aur kon hai
Meera - kaya pata devil jhutt bol raha aap kahi sai devil nahi lag rahe aap bilkul thik ho
Raj - haa ho sakata chalo yaha sai waise hi dimag kaa bhurji baap ban gaya hai mujhe woh picche kaa sab kaam chalu karana hai
usske baad dheere dheere din bit rahe the aur raj apni coal industry ko dheere dheere uchayi pe le jaa raha aur wahi saath saath woh apni simbpuri ko bhi pura badal ke ek city jaisa bana rha jismai ek gaow waali feel aur kushboo ho
Essi bich yeh bhi pata chala ki tiwari jisko pakad ke le gaya woh toh thaa hi ek jaal aur jab woh log pahuche the station waha aag lag chuki thi aur sab file documents jal ke raakh ho gaye halaki koi naa jahakmi hui naa hi mara
Par tiwari samajh gaya thaa yeh chori bhaut jada hi ulajhi hui hai koi mamuli chori nahi jitna Tk dhikha raha thaa
Aur Abb aage yeh koi matalab nahi ki kaha kaya hone wala main baat yeh ki abb logo ko raj sai bachana padega yaa raj kudh hi logo ko kudh sai bachata hai Kaya woh keval logo ke liye hi Devil hoga yaa apni Saumya Meera Deepti Girish Sumitra ke liye bhi
Yeh kia tha bhaiUPDATE 29
( Update Mai kuch chize fast lage tog fast hi padhe samajh jaayenge kaise likha gaya hai )
usske baad dheere dheere din bit rahe the aur raj apni coal industry ko dheere dheere uchayi pe le jaa raha aur wahi saath saath woh apni simbpuri ko bhi pura badal ke ek city jaisa bana rha jismai ek gaow waali feel aur kushboo ho
Essi bich yeh bhi pata chala ki tiwari jisko pakad ke le gaya woh toh thaa hi ek jaal aur jab woh log pahuche the station waha aag lag chuki thi aur sab file documents jal ke raakh ho gaye halaki koi naa jahkmi hui naa hi mara
Par tiwari samajh gaya thaa yeh chori bhaut jada hi uljhi hui hai koi mamuli chori nahi jitna Tk dhikha raha thaa
Abb Aage
Kuch Din baad Raj rata ko ek sapa na dekhate hue uth betha
Aur bahar jakar tezz tezz saas lene laga
usske haath mai ek kaali khaal si aane lagi
Raj - Yeh kaya ho raha mujhe nahi nahi
Dheere dheere raj ke puri body pe woh black khaal chadh gayi
Raj apne man - abe yeh toh jaise spidermen kaa black suit hai abb aise ghar mai nahi jaa sakata kaya karu aisa karata thoda der bahr ghum aata hu phir kaya pata apne aap yeh chala Jaaye
Raj jaiss hi apna pair badhata hai woh road pe aa jata hai
Raj - waah kaya baat hai yeh toh sala amazing hai
Raj samane ek adami ko kadha dekhata hai aur ek jhatke mai vapas aa jata hai
aur usske haath mai uss adami ke hath ki daaru ki bottle aa jaati
Raj Ek Ghut mai muh sai laga ke ussko pi jata hai aur raj ke aakhe dheere dheere laal ho jaati phir vapas normal
Raj tezz sai bottle phek ke - yeh toh saali kaya mast chiz hai alag hi duniya mai le gaya mujhe abb ess sai mehangi waali leta hu jakar bar mai
Aur kuch hi der mai raja wha ke sabsai bade casino cum bar ke age kadha thaa
Gaurd ussko roak ke - are kaha jaa rha chamgaadar khi ke
Raj - samane sai hat apne ko daru pinne hi paise mil jaayenge tero ko hat
Gaurd - bina baat ke
Tabhi ek side sai bande nai koi bola
" Jaane de naa bhencho tera kaya andar paise naa diya toh pitega na "
Gaurd - aapke saath hai kaya yeh mak sir
Mak - haa ha jaa mere naam sai likh de
Mak girne wala thaa ki raj nai ussko pakda aur andar lekar ek table pe betha diyaa
Mak nashe mai - tuh toh bada sahi hai bencho
Mak - aee daaru laao be mere bhai ke liye
thodi der mai waha daaru ki bottle kaa dher lag gaya
Raj ghata ghat pita chala gaya aur 1 minute mai sab khaali
Mak kaa jaise nasha saa Utar gaya aur waha bhi sab raj ko dekhane lag gaye
Ki aakhir yeh kon black suit phene ek minute mai yaha kaa daaru kaa record tod gaya
Mak - tera naam kaya hai
Raj Ki laal hui aakhe dekhata hua bolata mak aur dar ke maar picche ho jata hai
Raj - Devil 9B
Mak - Devil Naam board pe likh do mere bhai kaa aur daaru do esski maa kaha fas gaya mai
Yeh last baat ussnai badi dheere boli
Mak - bhai ek minute susu karne aau kaya mai
Raj daaru pita huaa haa keh deta hai
Log usski photo khichane lag jaate hai
Ek Ladaki - kaya mere sath raat gujarna cahoge kaya
Raj - aee safedi mulli jaa apna kaam kar use hua maal devil nahi kahata devil kaa use kiya sab khaate hai
Bar tendor aakar - sir aapke saare inaam kaa bhi aap pi gaye ho
Raj tezz sai chilla ke - joh yaya mere daaru ka aage bill dega mai usska koi bhi kaam karunga
Ek ladaki haath kadha karke - mere ex ko pit pit ke taange tod do
Raj Daaru ke bottles pikar taage upper karke - yaha reality show yaa instagram reel nahi chal rahi devil hu devil tera baap nahi joh tere ex ko pit ke aao Laal gobhi
Ek ladaka haath kadha karke - jisnai tujhe offer kiya mujhe usse chumna hai
Raj uss ladaki ko utha ke usski taraf aise fekata ki just usske hoth usske hoth sai bhid jaate hai
Woh ex waali ladaki - yeh sala devil naam kaa mardo ke kaam karne aate bus essko humra nahi karega kar de tujhe mai tujhe puri raat pilaungi daaru
Sabsai aakhe band ki gate khula 25 second gujara usska ex ghodi bane table ke samane ek laat raj ki usski ek taag gayi ek ghusaa usske daant gaye
Side mai ek betha ladaka - esski maa ki aakh yeh toh sala movie sai bhi dhaasu lag raha flash kaa baap hai kaya yeh
Devil 3 B sorry sorry Raj - kaya bola bee tuh
Ladaka - kuch nahi sir mai kaha bola kuch
Yeh sab live chal raha udhar saurav dekh leta kyuki aaj kal log instagram chalate chalate apni baby sai bhaut lage rehate hai
Saurav link tiwari ko bhejata hai
Aur phone karke batata hai yeh ho raha bar mai
Edhar bar mai bus devil devil devil aur usski daaru chal rahi aur logo ke faltu kaam
Ek banda hasata hua bolata hai - yeh sab baacho waale jadu karle yeh kudh ko real devil samajh raha hai
Raj - tere pichwade mai kaya hua bol de
Woh banda - aisa hai toh underworld ke don ko mar ke dikha
Raj soch mai pad jata jai
banda aur usske frnds has ke - nikal gayi hawa
Raj aise bhayankar chikh marata kaiyi logo kaa wahi paaji nikal gay nicche aur unnki mehangi mehangi dress kaharab
Raj - chal mai maar dunga par yeh tera order hai tunne karwaya hai
Woh banda - ha ha ha devil mera order le raha ha ha kaya mast majak hai
Raj nai side mai hath dala jaise waha koi black hole ke dimensions jisa khul gaya aur ek jhatka maara rah nai Underworld ke don ki body waha farsh pe aur usska head raj ke haath
Raj sir uss ladake ki taraf fhek ke ek bottle utha ke fur gayab ho jata hai
Sab kuch aise ho raha tha jaise koi seconds mai kaya ho jaa rha naa koi dekh ke samajh paaye naa padh ke
aur phir yaha mach jaati hai bhagdar
tiwari aur usske saathi gate sai ghusate hue - Ruko chutiyo kaha bhaage jaa rahe abhi show toh abb shuru hogaa
abb yeh keh rahe toh phir abhi trailer hai yeh film esski abhi baaki haiYeh kia tha bhai
Aisa lag raha tha koyi film ka scene chal raha tha
Zaberdast shaandaar lajawab update bhai