Bhai Bhai Bhai spelling par dhayan do curtsy likh ke mujhe kuch aur hi bana diya aapneghadi ki sab suiya ek samaan nahi hoti .. usi prakaar samay hamesha ek sa nahi hota .. life mein updown to chalta rehta hai .. hope for the best .. and keep trying .. until then enjoy this raapchik journey with two baklund's Daksh and Arjun curtsy of Lone survivor
Bhai Bhai Bhai spelling par dhayan do curtsy likh ke mujhe kuch aur hi bana diya aapne
Superb updateUpdate-15
Next day canteen me
Daksh aur uske dost canteen me gusse aur ek table pakad ke bath gaye
Daksh- koe handicapped ko samose khila do
Hritik- koe es devdas ke bare me bhi soch lo
Arjun- koe es innocent bache ki bhi bukh mita do
Pawan- sale tujhe sirf hawas ki bhukh Hai bc
Karan- kya sahi bolta hai ye bc
Daksh abhi kuch bolne hi wala tha ki usse samne wali table par kiran akele bathe dikh gaye
Daksh- kirrrrraaaannnn
Vahi se chhilaya
Arjun- bc usse kyu bula raha hai
Daksh- ab tum nahi khila rahe to vo sahi
Arjun- lavde main le aunga sabke liye par please usee mat bula
Daksh- ab to bula liya
Yaha aaja akele kyu bathi hai firse chhilate hue bola
Hritik- eski sakal dekh kaisi ho gaye hai
Dar mat Bhai khaegi nahi
Kiran- hie
Daksh- hello
Bath jao kabhi humare sath bhi
Kiran pehle to thodi jhunjulae kyuki sab bakchod hi the yaha lekin fir kuch soch ke bath gaye
Karan- vote dalte hai
Pawan- aur vo kis liye
Karan- ki samose kon khilaega
Pawan- khila main dunga tu leke aaja bas
Karan- matlab kon leke aaega
Pawan- ye bhi karke dekh le
To batao sab
Daksh, karan,pawan,hritik sab kiran ka naam lete hai lekin Arjun kuch nahi bolta
Kiran- to esliye bulaya tha mujhe
Hritik- are nahi
Tum akele bathi thi to hume acha nahi laga
Vaise bhi ab hum classmates hai to..... You know na
Kiran- ha I know
Kitne lau
Pawan- sabke liye jitna tumhra man kare
Daksh- paise de usko pehle
Jada ambani ban raha hai na tu
Kiran- it's okay
Main le aaungi
Pawan- are nahi ruko
Aur Pawan jabardasti usse paise deta hai jo kiran ko bilkul bhi acha nahi laga
Kiran- agar paise deke hi mangvana tha to classmate wala drama kyu kiya
Hritik- mere liye ek colddrink bhi
Daksh- mere liye bhi
Karan- mere liye do ladkiya
I mean do kachoriya extra
Pawan- pehle paise vapas de aur cold drink kachoriya aur bread pakode mere liye
Samose se alava
Kiran ye sab dekh ke soch me pad gae ki ye hua kya ekdam se
Daksh- le aa yaar bhukha maregi kya
Kiran ek baar Arjun ki taraf dekhti hai jiske chehre par 12 baj rahe the
Kiran- Arjun tumhare liye
Arjun- no thank you
Thoda rudely bola
To kiran vaha se chali gae aur ye bakchodi karne lage
Pawan- Monday se college aajana
Daksh- kuch bc mujhe to ek week ka medical mila hai
Hritik- kyuki beta jo classes aur Lab miss karega to fir weekend me karni padegi
Daksh- baap ko nahi sikhate
Samjha
Arjun- Daksh computer lab kaha hai college me
Arjun ki baat sunke sab apne sir par hath marne lage
Daksh- mujhe kya pata bc
Aur college me computer lab bhi hoti hai?
Arjun- hoti hi hogi yaar
Daksh- sahi hai bc
Kal jake paint karenge
Pawan- chhup ho jao madarchodo nahi to tumhre muh me loda gused dunga
Daksh- esko apne se problem kya hai?
Arjun- jalta hai sala
Aur esse jada marks bhi to aagaye
Daksh- sahi Kah raha hai
Hritik- vo ladki mil gae?
Karan- konsi ladki?
Hritik- apni manusiyat wali sakal door rakhna usse
Arjun- hume to bata bc konsi?
Hritik- jo park me mili thi
Pawan- kab?
Hritik- bosidke jisse baat karne ke bahut ache ache idea de rahe the
Daksh- acha acha kya hua fir?
Hritik- mana kar diya
Aur jaise hi ye suna sab jor jor se hasne lage aur puri Canteen unko gurne lagi
Hritik- kya dekh rahe ho
Apna kaam karo nahi to gand faad dunga
Hritik batha batha chhilaya
Daksh- Arjun Bhai ko thoda dilasa de nahi to ro dega ye
Kiran- ye lo
Aur etna jor se kyu has rahe ho
Kiran bathi aur arjun uth ke chala gaya
Daksh- eska dil judne se pehle hi toot gaya
Kiran- that's so rude daksh
Aur tum log has rahe ho
Pawan- koe nahi bhai
Rote nahi hai
Vo hostel ke bahar ek kuttiya rahti hai usse leaaenge aaj tere liye
Kar lena apne sapne pure
Kiran- hah kitne gande ho tum log
Hritik tum mujhe batao kon ladki thi
Main karavati hu kuch
Hritik- nahi mujhe nahi karni
Tab tak Arjun bhi aagaya tha apne liye samose leke
Daksh- jab ye puchi to kyu gand mara raha tha
Arjun- mujhe kisi ka ahsaan nahi chahiye
Daksh- ajeeb lund hai tu
Pawan- Abe usse chhod
Tu bata kyu nahi karni
Hritik- endono madarchodo ki vajah se
Arjun aur Daksh ek sath
Humne kya kiya hai bc
Hritik- vo to bc tum jano
Nashe me kya kya bhasad karte ho
Arjun- sidhe sidhe bol kya hua
Hritik- usse tum dono pasand nahi ho
Pawan- pakka achi ladki hai
Ha karde bhai
Hritik- jaise mere hath baat hai
Daksh- hum kyu pasand nahi hai usse
Bc hum to jante tak nahi usse
Hritik- kabhi nashe me bhasad ki hogi uske sath
Pawan- main fir kah raha hu aisi ladki fir nahi milengi
Enko pasand nahi karti matlab achi ladki hai
Arjun- thodi der apni bakwas band karega
Kya boli vo?
Hritik- chhod be
Jane de
Daksh- dekh bhai tujhe pasand hai to hum bich me nahi aaenge
Arjun- ha tu bolega to sorry bhi bol denge vaise hume pata nahi hai ki humari galti kya hai lekin fir bhi
Hritik- maine mana kar diya
Karan- abhi to bol raha tha usne mana kiya hai
Hritik- usne bola ya to ye ya vo
To fir maine mana kar diya
Arjun- kasam se ashon hi aagaye
Agar tu ladki hoti to abhi kiss kar deta
Daksh- mana kyu kiya
Din me uske sath rah lena
Raat me to hum hai hi
Hritik- complications nahi chahiye be
Dost pehle hai
Arjun- photo dikhana
Hritik insta khol ke uski photo dikhata hai
Arjun dekhte hi muskurane lagta hai fir phone Daksh ko de deta hai
Daksh bhi dekh ke ek smile marta hai fir
Daksh- ja ha karde
Achi ladki hai
Pawan- main to pehle hi bola tha
Hritik- aur tujhe kaise pata achi hai
Hua kya tha tumhre bich
Arjun- to Bhai baat ye hai ki hum dono nashe me kahi se aa rahe the aur bike uski scooter ke bidh gae
Fir kya tha vo rone lag gaye aur hum nashe me the to hum hasne lag gaye
Jisse usse gussa aa gaya aur kuch kuch bolne lag gaye aur fir kuch kuch hum bolne lag gaye
Pawan- aur bosdiwalo tumhre kuch kuch ka kya matlab hai
Daksh- vo nahi bata sakte
Hritik- esse ye kaise pata chala ki vo achi ladki hai
Daksh- experience bhai
Pawan- tu experience ki baat mat kar
Humne dekh liya tera experience
Karan- bas etni si baat thi
Arjun- important important bataya hai
Pawan- matlab jaha tune randapa kiya hai vo skip kar diya
Hai na?
Arjun- sahi samjhe ho
Kiran- mujhe lagta hai tumhe ek baar aur baat karni chahiye
Explain her like your friendship and what are the misunderstanding
Hritik- baad me dekhenge
Coach- Daksh maine tumhe kal bulaya tha?
Ek door se aawaz aae jisse sabka dhayan uski taraf chala gaya
Vaha unke football team ka coach khada hua tha
Jisse dekh ke sab khade ho gaye
Daksh- sorry sir
Coach- come outside
Aur bolke coach Canteen ke bahar chala gaya
Daksh- ab eski kya gand me dard hogya
Kiran- Daksh at least teacher ke bare me to thodi respect show kardo
Daksh- Arjun esko respect sikhana
Main aaya
Aur Daksh bhi bahar nikal gaya
Daksh- sorry sir kal ke liye
Vo sayad medicines ki vajah se jaldi nind aagae thi
Coach- it's okay
Next time mera call attend kar lena
Daksh- Jee sir
Coach- tumse important baat karni thi
Daksh- boliye sir
Coach- maine college ki taraf se state team ke liye tumhre naam nominate kiya hai
Daksh- sorry what?
Coach- sahi suna tumne
Daksh- but Sir team me to mujhse ache aur senior player hai fir main kyu
Coach- kyuki tum sabse stable ho
Sabse kam faul, no red card no yellow card, can play at any position
I think you deserve this
Daksh- sorry sir
Main nahi ja sakta?
Coach- what the hell does that mean
Players eske liye kya kya sacrifices kar dete hai aur tumhe opportunity mil rahi hai to gavana chahte ho
Daksh- Sir I really appreciate what you did for me but I can't
I really can't
Coach- but why?
Daksh- Sir I have my personal reasons
Aap Hritik ko lele
Mujhse acha khelta hai vo
Coach- lekin uska gusse par control nahi hai
Har match me red card ya yellow card leleta hai
Daksh ek baar aur soch lo
Ye once in a lifetime opportunity hai
Daksh- Sir soch rakha hai
Main nahi jaunga
I'm really sorry
Coach- kal mujhe final list deni hai
Tum aur soch lo
Kya pata tumhra mind change ho jaye
Daksh- nahi hoga sir
Aap kisi aur ko lelo
Main nahi ja sakta
I'm really really soory
Coach- kal evening 4 o'clock tak ka time hai
Soch lena
Aur coach vaha se chala jata hai aur Daksh vahi khada khada soch me pad jata hai ki ye vo sab tha jo usne expect kiya tha but now situations have changed
And so is priorities.....
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***** daksh- dad what happened?
Why you are here?
Dad- kismat le aae beta
Daksh- but dad aapne mujhe bataya bhi nahi
Aur ye kaise hue, aap yaha kaise?
I mean....
Dad- calm down Daksh
Jo bhi maine kiya uska result to milna hi tha
Daksh- aisa aapne kya kiya tha jo aap yaha tak pahuch gaye
Please mujhe bataeye kya hua?
Kisne kiya
I swear to God I will kill him
Dad- Daksh tumhre samne puri jindagi padi hai
Jo hua usse bhul jao aur ek new suruvaat karo
Daksh- nahi bhul sakta
Na hi usse jiski vajah se ye sab hua hai aur na hi aapki ye halaat
Dad- tujhe bhulna padega
Main nahi chahta ki mera beta mere jaisa bane
Tujhe naam kamana hai ache tarike se
Aur fir hum vo sab hasil karenge jo humara tha
Daksh- dad just say the word and I will destroy them
Dad- not now Daksh
They are powerful and you just a little brat
Tumhe vaha pahuchna hai jaha se koe tujhe chhu bhi nahi paae
Lekin usse pehle tujhe shadow me rahna hoga
Daksh- mujhe na etna intzaar hoga aur na main tab tak jinda rah paunga
Dad- maine tumhre admission ki baat karli hai
Sare formalities puri ho chuki hai
Tujhe vaha jana hai as a normal kid and apna career banana hai lekin bina highlight hue
Na tujhe topper bane rahna hai aur na duffer
Har kisi se normally baat karni hai
Aur ek normal student ki life jeeni hai
Uske baad jo hoga vo main dekh lunga
Daksh- dad......
Dad- main tujhse permission nahi le raha hu
Tujhe bata raha hu ki tujhe jana hai
Aur aaj ke baad yaha mat aana
Main nahi chahta ki mera beta mujhe jail me dekhe
Ab tu ja aur padhae kar
Daksh- I love you dad
Dad- I love you more beta
Ab ja nahi to main ro dunga********
Hritik- coach kya bol raha tha be
Daksh- kuch khash nahi
Chale yaha se
Hritik- ha chal
Daksh aur baki sab Kiran ko bye bolte hai aur vaha se chale jate hai
Daksh- tum log jao mujhe thoda kaam hai
Arjun- kya kaam hai lavde tujhe
Daksh- tu bhi chal raha hai mere sath
Arjun- main kahi nahi ja raha
Gand mara apni
Daksh- thik hai mat ja
Main to Simran se milane wala tha tujhe
Arjun- nikalo sab ke sab
Mujhe aur mere Bhai ko bahut important kaam hai
Pawan- lund sala
Fir sab chale jate hai aur Bach jate hai Daksh aur arjun
Arjun- Ab sale usko dondnege kaise?
Daksh- kisko?
Arjun- Hritik ki bandi ko
Ohh sorry hone wali bandi ko
Uske paas hi to ja rahe hai
Daksh- samjhdaar ho gaya hai tu to
Arjun- main to bachpan se hi samjhdaar tha lekin sala koe apni value hi nahi karta
Daksh- chal girls hostel ki taraf chalte hai vaha dikh gae to thik nahi to fir simran ko bolenge
Arjun- waw girls hostel
Mohini bhi hogi vaha to
Daksh- ha usse bhi baat kar lunga
Arjun- main
Main baat kar lunga
Daksh- are tu kare ya main ek hi baat hai
Arjun- fir teri jagah aaj main chhod lu Simran ko
Daksh- tu bc humesha usi par aakar kyu ruk jata hai
Arjun- kyuki vo pehla pyaar thi
Tune bc dhokhe se chhin li mujhse
Daksh- oye bosdike kuch bhi bol le magar dhokhebaaz nahi
Arjun- thik hai sale tu ek saap hai
Jisse kitna bhi dood pila lo ek na ek din katega jarur
Daksh- Simran khoob dood pilati hai bc
Aur usse katne me maja bhi aata hai
Arjun- Gand mara bc
Aur aage aage chalne laga
Daksh thodi bhag ke uske sath hua
Daksh- acha ye to bata ki mohini ke liye kitna serious hai
Arjun- dekh bro abhi main tujhko bol du ki bahut serious hu lekin agar future me situation change ho gaye to??
Esse acha hai go with the flow
Sab thik raha to acha nahi raha to bhi acha hi hai
Daksh- bc etna samjhdar kabse ho gaya tu sach me
Arjun- chutiyo ke sath rahta hu eska ye matlab nahi hai ki chutiya hu
Vaise bhi mujhe ladkiyo ki izzat karna mujhe aata hai
Daksh- bosdike kya kya bolta rahta hu aur izzat karta hai?
Har ladki ko dekhke hi to chodne ki sapne dekhne lagta hai
Arjun ruk ke
Ek baat bata Ek taraf main hu jo kuch bhi bol deta hu aur kuch bhi sapne dekhne lagta hu aur dusri taraf koe aur hai jo na to kuch bolta hai aur na kuch sapne dekhta hai lekin jab mokka milta hai to vo koe bhi ghinone kaam karne se piche nahi hatata
To bata kon bura hai yaha
Ye baat etni powerful thi agar koe samjhe to ki Daksh ke muh se Ek word nahi nikla
Vo Arjun ko aise dekhne laga jaise esse vo janta hi nahi aur na usne expect kiya tha ki Arjun aisa kuch soch ya bol sakta hai
Arjun- Bhai ye hi problem hai apne desh ki
Hum jo hai logo ke samne hai aur esliye log pasand nahi karte
Vahi jo ek saaye me chhupe rah kar gande kaam karte hai sala log unko pujane lagte hai
Aisi pehli baar hua tha ki Daksh ko Arjun ki sari baatein bilkul sahi lag rahi thi
Arjun- tu bata humne college ki kis ladki ko pareshan kiya hai ya kisi par koe galat comment kiya hai
Jo Dost hai unko chhod ke
Lekin fir bhi es ladki ne Hritik ko apan dono ki vajah se mana kar diya
Daksh- tu thik hai?
Arjun- ha mujhe kya hoga
Daksh- nahi bas aise hi puch raha tha
Arjun- bosdike sidhe bol na ki chutiya lag rahi hai meri baatein tujhe
Daksh kuch bolne wala tha ki samne dekh ke ruk gaya
Oye Oye vo dekh
Vohi hai na
Arjun uske ishare ki taraf dekhne laga
Arjun- lag to vohi rahi hai
Daksh- sath me kon hai
Arjun- bc kismat me hi lode lage hai
Daksh- fuck mohini hai na vo
Arjun- vohi hai
Daksh- ye le teri love story ke bhi lode lag gaye
Arjun- pehle jo kaam karne aaye the vo karle
Daksh- ha chal
Undono ke pass jake
Daksh- hey
Can we talk for a second please
Vo ladki Daksh aur Arjun ko dekh ke sakal banane lagi
Daksh- please it's important
Ladki- bolo thoda rudely
Arjun- akele me
Jisse sunkar mohini Arjun ko dekhne lagi jaise kuch soch rahi hu
Mohini- okay ruhi main tujhe hostel me milti hu aur Arjun ko gurte hue chali gae
Ruhi- jaldi bolo kya hai
Mujhe bahut kaam hai
Daksh- hum us din ke liye sorry bolne aaye the
Ruhi- lekin aaj hi kyu pehle to kabhi nahi aaye
Let me guess kyuki maine tumhre friend ko mana kar diya esliye?
Arjun- dekho us din hum nashe me the
Aur hume nahi pata tha ki tum us baat ko leke etna serious ho jaoge
Ruhi- to tumhra ye matlab hai ki tum kisi ko kuch bhi bol do aur unhe kuch feel hi na
Daksh- yaar kyu ek baat ko etna khich rahi ho
Hritik bahut acha ladka hai
5 Saal me pehli baar koe ladki pasand aae hai usse aur hum nahi chahte ki humari vajah se vo bhi door ho jaye
Arjun- dekho sorry humne bol diya hai aur agar tumko aur kuch chahiye to vo bata do bas es baat ko yahi khatam kardo
Ruhi- ek shirt hai meri
Daksh- manjur hai
Ruhi- pehle sunlo
Arjun- ha bolo
Ruhi- tum dono aaj ke baad Hritik se nahi miloge na hi baat karoge
Arjun- behanchod bolte hue mood gaya
Ruhi- kya bole tum?
Daksh- kuch nahi uska apne muh badabadane ki aadat hai
Ruhi- to bolo manjur hai?
Arjun gusse me muda aur kuch bolne hi wala tha ki Daksh ne rok diya
Daksh- din me nahi milenge aur na hi baat karenge lekin raat ko nahi ho sakta
Ruhi- to fir bhad me jao
Arjun- sala apni hi galti thi
Aur usko bhi bol diya ki achi ladki hai
Ab tagdi gand lagegi
Arjun Ab saaf saaf bolne lag gaya
Daksh- vo Dost hai esliye yaha tak aagaye aur etna kuch maan bhi liya
Lekin tumhe sach me lagta hai ki agar hum maan bhi jate to vo manta
Chalo chhodo tumhri marji
Aur vo Bhai hai agar kabhi bhi kisi bhi situation me samne aaya to sath dene me hum bhi piche nahi hatenge
Again sorry us din ke liye
Daksh- chal arjun
Arjun bina kuch bole uske sath chal diya
Arjun- bc pyaar muhobaat ka to jamana hi nahi raha
Koe bc humse maafi mangne aaya sala maaf karna to chhodo free me daru pilaenge vo alag
Daksh- chhod na kyu senti ho raha hai
Apna kaam to ek baar try karna vo kiya
Ab vo mane ya na mane ye uski marji
Arjun- bhosdike ye college walo ne marks aur bejh diye ghar par
Gand faat rahi hai
Daksh- konse marks
Arjun- first semester ke
Daksh- tujhe kya pata
Arjun- kuch logo ke ghar pahuch chuke hai
Daksh- to ro kyu raha hai
Sab clear to hai
Arjun- bhosdike grades naam ki bhi Koe chhij hoti hai
Daksh- acha aisa hai kya mujhe nahi pata tha
Aur sale ye bata tujhe kabse pata rahne lag gaya ki kon kya kar raha hai
Arjun- main to score karne ja raha tha vahi raste me kisi ko baat karte suna
Daksh- kuch jada nahi sunene lag gaya tu
Arjun- chhod na bc
Chal central building chalte hai
Daksh- kyu gand maraega vaha
Arjun- ladkiya hogi vaha
Daksh- ajeeb chutiya hai tu
Bc ladkiya jada girls hostel ke pass hogi ya central building ke paas
Arjun- point
Ek kaam karte hai yahi bath jate hai
Daksh- thodi der pehle to bc tujhe pyaar ho rakha tha
Arjun- lekin tujhe to nahi hua hai na
Main to bas teri help kar raha hu
Daksh- bas bas mere Bhai apni help na apne paas rakh
Arjun- mujhe usse baat karni hai
Kya bolu?
Daksh- tu kabse etna fattu hone lag gaya be
Aur bc chutiya to bana mat
Tujhe pehle hi raita faila diya hai
Arjun- matlab
Daksh- jaise vo tujhe ghur rahi thi mujhe lagta hai tune gand to mara li hai
Arjun- bc maine to kuch nahi kiya
Are mc
Daksh- batana kya kiya hai tune
Arjun- uski ek photo par comment
Daksh- aur vo comment kya tha
Arjun- nice pic deer
Daksh- deer ya dear
Arjun- bakchodi ka man tha to deer likh diya
Daksh- aur?
Arjun- bahut garmi feel ho rahi hai tumhre dad heater banate hai kya?
Daksh- waw betichod waw
Arjun- abe fuk rakha tha
Bakchodi bakchodi me likh diya
Daksh- ab bakchodi bakchodi me titar hole yaha se
Dikh mat jana
Arjun- Bhai batana kya karu
Daksh- mujhe kya pata
Bc main kya Koe love guru hu?
Arjun- ab aisa karega Bhai ke sath
Daksh- Chal Chal nikal hawa aane de
Vaise bhi bahut smell aa rahi hai tujhme
Arjun- gand mara bc
Dekh lunga tujhe
Daksh- chal ab yaha se fir dekhta rahiyo mera.....
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