Update-17
Next day college me
Aaj Daksh bhi aaya tha kyuki pehle hi kafi classes miss ho chuki thi aur karta to fir attendance ke liye randirona karna padta esliye tute hath ko leke hi apna Bhai college aagya
Daksh as usual last seat par batha hua tha aur uske aas pass kon hoga ye to batane ki jarurat nahi hai
Karan- Bhai Ma'am kya bomb lag rahi hai bc
Pawan- pehli baar ye sahi bola hai
Bc red saree kyu pahnati hai teachers
Karan- taki hum unke aur humare bachhe bathroom me baha sake
Kasam se kya tagdi chhij hai
Hritik- salo saram karlo teacher hai vo
Pawan- pehle aurat hai Bhai aur vo bhi bahut badi milf
Ye aaj mujhe pagal bana degi
Arjun- agar aaj tum chutiyo ki vajah se mujhe class se bhagaya gaya to tumhri gand mar lunga
Aur jaise hi Arjun ye bola Maam ne usse dekh liya
Maam- Arjun stand up
Arjun- bc kismat hi kharab hai lag Gaye lode
Arjun- sorry Ma'am please attendance mat katna
Please Ma'am
Maam- stup up
Aaj se tum meri class ke representative ho
Arjun- what the fuck
Uske muh se nikal gaya lekin maam nahi sun paae
Maam- kuch bola tumne
Arjun- ha vo nahi
Actually thank you maam
Maam- jada khush hone ki jarurat nahi hai
Agar es class se ek bhi complain aae to vo tumhri jimedari hogi
Aur punishment bhi tumhe hi milegi
Arjun- main ye to julm hai mujh bache par
Yaha to sab ek se badhke ek haraa.... I mean Maam main nahi kar paunga
Maam- disturb bhi to tumhre friends hi karte hai
Unhe samjha dena aur sab thik ho jaega
Arjun- Maam ye Dost nahi dusman hai
Mujhe punish hota dekhne ke liye kuch bhi kar denge
Maam- vo tumhri problem hai
Maam- daksh?
Daksh ek dam se nind se jaga jo khuli aankhon se hi so raha tha
Maam- tum humesha aise hi aaya karo
Daksh- Maam samjha nahi
Maam- matlab hath tudvake
Class me shanti bani rahti hai
Daksh- but maam main to kuch bolta bhi nahi
Maam- sab tumhi karte ho aur fas koe aur jata hai
Yaad rakhna es baar kisi ko nahi baksa jaega
Aur tabhi class over hone ki bell baji aur maam attendance leke chali gae
Arjun- Bhai please eski class me bakchodi mat karna
Nahi to meri gand mar jaegi
Pawan- to hume kya fayda bc
Arjun- ab sale dosti me fayda dekhoge tum
Karan- ha
Arjun- kya chahiye?
Pawan- gand se kaam chala lunga
Arjun- bakchodi mat kar bc serious hu main
Karan- hum bhi serious hai
Arjun- gand marao bc
Daksh hasta hua
Beta abhi to teri marne ki full fielding laga ke gae hai maam
Arjun- main bc first bench par jake bath jaunga
Sala tumhre sath bathna hi nahi hai mujhe
Daksh- ja bc gand me dam hai to
Kiran hi bathi hai first bench par aur ussi ke side me jagah hai
Arjun- darta hu kya bc main usse
Hritik- darta hai na bc
Nahi to jake bath fir manenge
Arjun- beta baap ko challenge nahi karte
Aur Arjun gusse me beg utha ke chala gaya
Pawan hasta hua
Ab jada gand lagegi eski
Arjun gaya aur Bina kuch bole kiran ke side me jake bath gaya
Kiran to bechari ek second ke liye dar hi gaye thi fir normal hoke bath gaye aur tab tak teacher bhi aagaya tha
Sir jab arjun ko first bench par dekhta hai to mazak me
Sir- Arjun you alright?
Arjun- yes sir, why?
Sir- no just asking
Are you guys dating?(Kiran aur arjun)
Arjun- no sir
Why you are asking these kind of question
Sir- because you are the first seat my son
Arjun- because I want to concentrate on your lecture
Sir- ohh then we are good
Mujhe laga tum dono date kar rahe ho
Yaha Arjun ne to kuch react nahi kiya lekin Kiran ka chehra pura laal pad chuka tha
Aur vaise ek baat aur Arjun ko bhi pata tha ki es chhij par uski kitni gand marne wali hai
Fir Sir padhane lage aur sab masti
Ye teacher bada hi mast tha
Students ke sath khub bakchodi karta tha, unke sath sutta bhi mar leta tha aur agar kisi ko bhi koe bhi problem hoti thi to sabse pehle enke pass hi jata hai
Esliye sare students enki bahut respect karte the enka naam tha Mahesh
Mahesh Sir ki class ke baad tha lunch break to jaisi hi class over hi Daksh aur sare bakchod pahuch gaye first bench par
Daksh- tum dono to dhokebaaj nikle bataya bhi nahi hume
Karan- are Bhai tu samjh
Ladki jada important ho gaye hai yaha
Pawan- main to pehle hi kahta tha saap hai ye sala
Dhokebaaj kahi ka
Hritik- yaar kyu gand maar rahe ho ek to bechare ka shuka khatam hua hai etne salo me
Nahi to hatho ki lakir mit jani thi eski
Daksh- Kiran tumse ye ummid nahi thi mujhe
Hum to Dost the na yaar
Tumhe to batana tha
Arjun- agar tumhra hogya ho to chale
Bc jab dekho gand marane aajate ho
Pawan- ab to aise hi bolega humse Bc Ladki jo mil gae hai
Arjun vaha se nikal ke jane laga
Karan- beta bhag mat aaj canteen ka bill tere naam par hai
Aur sab uske piche piche bhagne lage
Daksh ne Kiran ka bhi hath pakad kar usse apne piche khich liya aur sab ruke Canteen me
Pawan- bhailog jo order karna hai kardo
Aaj apne Bhai ko ladki mili hai
Arjun- bahut ho gaya ab
Thoda gusse me bola
Yaha Bc Arjun ki to bina matlab ke gand mar hi rahi thi, Daksh sath me kiran ko aur le aaya jisse uski bhi halaat kharab ho rahi thi
Daksh- kon es bhukhe ko aan daan karne ki kripya karega
Arjun- maa mat chudao
Main leke aa raha hu
Aur Arjun uth ke vaha se chala gaya
Hritik- ye bc kabse serious hone lag gaya
Pawan- kuch serious nahi hai
Acting kar raha hai
Daksh- gusse me hai vo
Pawan- tujhe bahut pata hai
Daksh- bhosdike aaj tu kar uske sath bakchodi agar tujhe pel nahi diya to batana
Pawan- fir kyu karunga
Chutiya hu kya bc main
Karan- faat gae gand?
Pawan- ha ab bol
Hritik- tu kal raat ko kaha gand marane gaya tha
Karan- kuch important kaam tha
Daksh- bhosdike tere pas ek hi important kaam hai
Kiran- tum log aise kaise baat kar lete ho
Agar kisi ko bura lag gaya to
Pawan- ye uski problem hai humari thodi
Vaise bhi fake banke kya hasil ho jaega
Kiran- vo to thik hai lekin aise bhi tumhe kya mil raha hai
Pawan- self satisfaction
Tab tak Arjun aagaya tha aur usne sara ka sara saman table par rakh diya aur vaise hi sakal banaye bath gaya
Daksh- kya hogya tujhe
Kyu bc sakal banaye gum raha hai
Arjun- mujhe ye pasand nahi hai bilkul
Jab bhi dekhta hu irritation hone lagti hai
Kiran ko ye baat bilkul achi nahi lagi aur vaise bhi kise hi achi lagti agar koe aisa bole
Pawan- tu chutiya hai kya bc ek baat ko pakad ke batha hai
Mari to us din Hritik ne bhi thi vo to nahi kar raha gandu panti
Arjun- mujhe ladna nahi hai tere se
Pawan- bc us din agar koe bhi ladki hoti na to aise hi react karti jaise esne kiya tha
Bina matlab ke scene bana raha hai
Arjun- tu kyu eski support le raha hai
Pyaar hogya kya eske bhosde se tujhe
Daksh- Arjun ye jada ho raha hai
Tab tak Kiran vaha se uth ke roti hue chali gae lekin jane se pehle arjun sorry bol ke gae thi
Karan- ajib lund hai
Aise bolega kisi ladki ke samne uske bare me
Arjun- mujhe mat sikha
Bc har roj to tu alag ladki ke tango me gussa rahta hai aur siksya de raha hai
Karan- lekin tujhe ye tak nahi pata ki vo ladki kon hai samjha
Main chahe kuch bhi karu unki respect karna janta hu
Aaj tak ek ladki ke bare me bhi pata hai tujhe
Aur kya bc kabhi kisi ladki se aise baat ki hai maine
Hritik- kyu lad rahe ho bc
Esse nahi pasand to jane do
Pawan- tujhe nahi hai na vo pasand
To thik aaj ke baad hum me se koe usse baat tak nahi karega
Khush ab
Lekin aaj tu thik nahi kiya
Aur pawan uth ke vaha se chala gaya
Daksh- karan esko dekh kahi gusse me kahi mar na jaye
Ab vaha par bach gaye the
Hritik Arjun aur daksh
Daksh- ab gae na vo to ab sakal mat bana
Bc tere chakar me samose bhi thande ho gaye
Arjun- bosdike teri vajah se ho raha hai ye sab
Tujhe hi shokh chad raha tha usse bulane ka
Daksh- acha Bhai meri galati sorry bas
Ab kya bc gand lega
Hritik- dekh Bhai
Mujhe nahi lagta ki us time kisi ki bhi galti thi
Usne vo kiya jo usko thik laga
Humne vo kiya jo hume thik laga
Ab us baat ko kitna khichna hai ye to humare upar hai na
Arjun- mujhe bc gussa aata hai uska chehra dekh ke
Daksh- to lund humne kaha tha aisi ladki ko date karne ko
Arjun- dimag kharab mat kar bc
Daksh- chal class chalte hai
Nahi to fir koe aandu gandu attendance kaat lega
Hritik- chal
Aur fir sab class me pahuch jate hai
Lekin bc vaha to koe tha hi nahi
Arjun- ye sale kaha mar gaye
Daksh- Hritik tu Pawan se puch class kaha hai hume to bc bataega nahi
Hritik Pawan ko call karta hai
Pawan- ha kya hua
Hritik- class kaha hai bc
Pawan- afternoon me Lab hoti hai bc
Hritik- acha acha sorry
Hritik- abhi to lab hogi na bc
Mujhe bhi apna jaisa bana liya
Daksh- bhosdike ye to puch leta konsi Lab hai aur vo Lab kaha hai
Hritik- tu puch ab
Bc aand kha jaega vo aand khaega
Daksh- hostel chalte hai vaise bhi bc es time Lab me gusne nahi dega
Arjun- ha chal bc
Vaise bhi dimag kharab ho rakha hai
Aur fir ye teeno hostel ki taraf jane lagte hai....
