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Pawan- we are back motherfucker
Daksh jo ki so raha tha uska blanket khechte hue bola
Daksh nind me to jake mar ja bc
Nind ki maa mat chhod
Pawan- etne dino baad mile hai
Galle to lag ja ek baar
Daksh- mera lund bhi na lage tere galle
Abhi nikal aur sone de
Pawan- bahut tagda maal laya hu main
Daksh- bc aur kuch kaam nahi hai kya tere paas
Pawan- nahi
Ab uth ja raat ho rakhi hai
Daksh- aur kon kon aagya
Pawan-Main aur Karan hi aaye hai abhi to
Sayad Hritik late night tak aajaega
Daksh- thik
Abhi soja raat ko baat karte hai
Pawan- Abe uth na lodu
Chal sutta marne chalte hai
Daksh- bc bahar se aaya hai na uder hi fuk leta
Pawan- Teri gand marni thi esliye nahi fuka
Ab uth jaldi se aur Daksh ke upar kud ke bath gaya
Daksh- bc gand maar lo bache ki
Aur aankh malta hua uth ke bath gaya
Pawan- Chal Ab fatak se
Bc bahar kya hariyali machi hue hai
Daksh- dopahar me to bc kuch nahi tha
Pawan- Ab main aagya na
Esliye mere piche piche hariyali bhi aagaye
Daksh ab tak uth gaya tha aur dono hostel ke bahar aagaye
Pawan- kya Kiya be etne dino yaha
Daksh- teri gand ke bare me soch soch ke hila raha tha
Pawan- dhyan rakhna kahi toot ke na gir jaye
Daksh- apni soch bc
Ganjhe ki vajah se kahi tera khada hona na band ho jaye
Tab tak vaha Karan bhi aagaya tha Daksh ke galle milke
Karan- ab hogi tabhai bc kya maal aae hai first year me
Daksh- mil baat ke khaenge dono bhai
Karan- aadhi tu aadhi main nahi
Sari hum dono ki
Pawan- main bhi hu bc
Bhai ke bare me bhi soch lo thoda
Karan- maal hai to tere paas
Aur kya chahiye
Pawan- maal ko apni gand me dalunga ya maal ki pudia me apna?
Daksh- vo teri marji hai
Jaisa tujhe thik lage
Pawan- yaar college me ek Ladki nahi mili hai
Please Bhai kuch kara de yaar
Daksh- meri taraf mat dekeh
Karan ko bol vo hi kuch kara sakta hai
Karan- kara to sakta hu lekin kyu karau
Pawan- Bhai nahi hu kya
Karan- Chal Chal door hat
Smell aa rahi hai
Pawan- ab aise karoge Bhai ke sath
Daksh- ha
Pawan- acha bchodo batao kya chahiye
Karan- ab aaya na line pe
Es saal hai cad aur bc mere se nahi banene charts
Pawan Karan ki baat katete hue
Maa chudao bc bina Ladki ke rah lunga
Gand ke na chithade ud jate hai cad banane me
Karan- ab tu dekh le
Mujhe to yehi chahiye
Pawan- dekh liya
Main khud doond lunga
Karan- ek baar mujhe bata dena
Kahi tera pyaar mere niche na aa chuka ho
Pawan- saram karo bc dono kuch
Daksh- bahut karte hai bhai
Pawan- sala main bhi kaha fas gaya bc
Karan- achi jagah fasa hai bc
Humare jaise Dost kaha milenge tujhe
Pawan- kahi na milenge aur sale kisi ko chahiye bhi nahi
Karan- acha chhod
Bata konsi ladki chahiye bc tu bhi kya yaad rakhega
Pawan- koe bhi jo tujhse door rahi ho
Karan- agar Daksh ke pass ho to
Pawan- esse khatra kam hai
Ye seniors par dalta hai dore
Daksh- experienced ka alag hi majja hota hai
Karan- ha jaise first second year ki bina experience ki hogi na
Daksh- bosdike tu meri side me tha
Karan- ohh sorry
Sahi bol raha hai mera bhai
Pawan- dono hi chutiye ho
Uncle jee teen cigarette ek Chai aur thoda sa zehar en dono ke liye
Karan- bc hum dono mar gaye na to sale single hi mar jaega
Pawan- main ruhi ya Kiran ko bol dunga
Daksh- Kiran ki to jaise bahut dosti hai na
Pawan- ruhi ki to hai na bc
Karan- karle kosis
Gand mara ke vapas yahi aana hai tujhe
Tab tak unki Chai aur cigarette bhi aagaye thi
Karan- aaj ka kya scene
Daksh- esse puch
Karan- bata bosdike
Pawan- maal hai mere paas
Karan- to Gand me daal le usse
Pawan- ek puff bhi nahi dunga bc aaj tujhe
Karan- are tu hi to mera apna hai baki to bc sab bua ke hai
Ha kya bol raha tha ladki chahiye
Ye le mera phone aur jiske contact me Didi likha hua hai unko chhod ke kisi par bhi hath rakh de
Bc Bhai hai mera
Pawan- lavda lele bc mera
Karan- ye Daksh hum dono ke bich darar dalne ki kosis kar raha hai
Par esse ye nahi pata ki hum to bc ek hi gand se hagte hai
Pawan- hat bc
Door ho
Gandu sala
Daksh- college Kab se khul rahe hai
Pawan- bhosdike yaha tu tha ki hum
Daksh- usse kuch fark padta hai kya bc
Pawan- Monday se
Daksh- to etni jaldi kya gand marane aagaye
Pawan- Teri yaad aa rahi thi esliye
Daksh- awwww fuck off
Karan- second year me aagaye bc
Pawan- nach fer
Daksh- chale vapas
Karan- campus me gumte hai
Dekhte hai koe sikar fas jaye
Daksh- chal kosis karte hai
Fir teeno uth ke campus me chale jate hai yaha kuch jada hi hariyali thi aur sale bhavre bhi un jaise vahi gand mara rahe the
Karan- saal achi gujarne wali hai bc
Pawan- humare hi batch me chutiya bhari hue hai bc
Karan- beta sakal nahi dekhni chahiye
Sabke pass same chhije hoti hai
Pawan- tujhse kisi ne rai mangi
Daksh- vo dekh
Kya tagdi chhij hai
Karan- first year ki hi lag rahi hai
Pawan- tujhe kaise pata bc
Karan- aisi koe ladki hi nahi bachi hai college ki jo meri ankhon se bach pae ho
Bahut der tak vo log vaha ladkiya tadte rahte hai lekin kisi se bhi jake baat nahi ki thi aur na ki ki kyuki thodi hi der baad vaha se hostel aagaye
Pawan- sala chhutiya kaise nikal gaye pata hi nahi chala
Daksh- bhosdike yaha rah ke dekhta fir pata lag jata
Pawan- Maine bola tha kya bc tujhe yaha gand marane ko
Daksh kuch bolne hi wala tha ki uska phone bajane laga
Hritik- Bhai thoda late ho jaunga tu Simran ke flat par aajaega kya
Daksh- hostel aaja
Main Warden ko bol dunga
Hritik- ruhi sath me hai yaar
Daksh- kya baat hai bc
Lagta hai baat kafi aage ja chuki hai
Ruhi- Daksh tujhse jitna kaha jaye utna kiya kar
Daksh- oye tu pehle meri Dost hai baad me uski girlfriend samjhi
Ruhi- esliye hi bol rahi hu chhup chhap flat par aajaye
Daksh- sala koe ijjat hi nahi rahi apni to
Ruhi- aajana na babu please
Bahut pyaar se bolti hai
Daksh- bas bas etna pyaar nahi
Nahi to main sugar se aur Hritik jal ke mar jaega
Ruhi- to fir aajana chhup chhap apna bura sa face leke
Aur ruhi phone kaat deti hai
Karan- kya hua?
Daksh- vo lodu late aa raha hai ruhi ke sath
To Simran ke flat par bulaya hai
Karan- Simran ke flat ko kotha bana dete hai bc
Pawan- main kya bolta hu phone off karke mar jate hai
Marane dete hai sale ko gand
Karan- ha bc mast idea hai
Daksh- fir main ruhi ko bol dunga ki tera idea tha uske baad mil li tujhe ladki
Pawan- chalo bc chalte hai
Kahi bechare wait na karte rahe
Karan- hum nahi ja rahe ab kahi bhi
Pawan- gand mat mara
Daksh- tera hi idea tha bhai
Hum to bas teri baat maan rahe hai
Pawan- Daksh bakchodi mat kar
Ab vohi ek matar sahara hai mera
Karan- usse hume kya
Teri problem tu jane
Pawan- Maa chudao bc
Vaise phone tere pass aaya tha na to mere se jada gand teri mari jaegi
Daksh- main mana lunga
Tu bas apni soch
Pawan- kya kutte Dost mile hai
Daksh- Karan chal mess chalte hai
Bahut bhokh lagi hai
Pawan- Bhai main khila dunga bahar se
Aur daru bhi peela dunga
Ab to chal lo
Karan- cigarette kon layega
Pawan- ha bc cigarette bhi le aaunga
Karan- chhod yaar ghar se aaye hai abhi bahut paise hai khud se hi le aaenge
Daksh- sahi bol raha hai
Nahi to baad me gata firega ye
Pawan- abhi jada gand mat fulao
Nahi to Maa chod dunga
Bc pyaar se bol raha Hu to lodu sun hi nahi raha
Daksh haste hue
Chal Bhai tu bhi kya yaad rakhega
Karan- pehle jake daru Aur cigarette leke aa
Hum piche piche aa rahe hai
Pawan- raste me hi theka padta hai
Daksh- to bc hum kyu wait kare vaha
Vaise bhi vaha gande gande log jate hai
Pawan- bhosdike sabse jada tuhi gand marata hai vaha
Daksh- ab man nahi hai
Pawan- mara lo bc
Time par aajana
Karan- tu nikal to bc yaha se
Aur Pawan un dono ko galliya dete hue vaha se chala jata hai Aur Daksh Karan haste hue apne bed par pad jate hai
Daksh- to bata kitna ho gaya score tera
Karan- half century puri kar dunga es saal me
Daksh- badiya hai bc
Karan- tune kya kiya yaha
Daksh- soya hu bc aaram se
Karan- aur
Daksh- aur to kuch nahi kiya
Karan- matlab tu ek mahine bina sex ke raha hai
Daksh- maine ye to nahi bola
Karan- kisko pela bc
Daksh- gentleman don't kiss and talk
Karan- bhosdike mera dialog mere pe hi
Daksh- esse kahte hai tit for tat
Karan- sahi hai beta
Dekh lunga
Daksh- abhi Dekh le
Koe hai bhi nahi yaha pe
Aur Daksh short thoda niche karne lagta hai
Karan- hat bc
Apne jaisa samjha hai kya
Daksh- mujhe laga tujhe pasand hoga
Karan- mere pas bhi vohi hai samjha
Daksh- bhukh lag rahi hai bc
Karan- mujhe bhi sex ki
Daksh- teri bandi nahi aae hai kya Koe bhi
Karan- pata nahi
Pucha nahi kisse
Daksh- puch le to bc
Karan- chal chalte hai nahi to aand kha jaega vo
Daksh- ha chal
Fir dono padal padal Simran ke flat ki taraf chalne lagte hai
Karan- soch raha hu cigarette chhod du
Daksh- main bhi pichle paanch saal se soch raha hu
Karan- main to serious hu bc
Daksh- main bhi humesha serious hi rahta hu
Karan- ek kaam kar na bhai
Daksh- kya
Karan- time Dekh ke mar ja please
Daksh- roega meri yaad me
Karan- lund roega mera
Daksh- kuch to roega tera bc
Karan- Arjun kaha hai bc sala na message ka reply karta hai na phone uthata hai
Daksh- Ladki ka chakkar babu bhaiya Ladki ka chakkar
Karan- ab kon mil gae usse
Daksh- kiran
Karan- sala sex karte time kiran ki jagah Karan Karan na karne lag jaye
Daksh- teri fantasy bc
Karan- ha be
Soch agar vo dono sex kar rahe ho
Aur sala Karan Karan chhilane lag jaye Aur tabhi Koe sun le to bc kya image rah jaegi meri
Daksh- jo abhi hai bilkul vohi
Bas ab logo ko lagta hai ki tu ladkiyo ke sath karta hai tab lagega ki ladko ke sath
Karan- kitni mahnat se image banae hai
Bc kharab kar denge log
Daksh- hahaha
Tere sath yahi hona chahiye
Karan- lekin kiran kuch jada sarif nahi lagti
Etni aasani se to bhav nahi degi vo Arjun ko
Daksh- kya pata de bhi diya ho
Karan- bhosdike sach sach bata kya chal raha hai un dono ke bich
Daksh- same jo tu soch raha hai
Karan- pata li usne?
Daksh- work in progress hai
Karan- sahi hai bc kisi ka to bhala ho
Serious hai kya vo
Daksh- lagta to hai
Karan- achi baat hai lekin kahi gand na mara le bc
Daksh- hope for the best bro
Vo dono aise hi baat karte karte Simran ke flat pahuch gaye jaha Pawan undono ka wait kar raha tha
Pawan- badi jaldi aagaye?
Karan- tu khana laya bc?
Pawan- order kar lena
Daksh- kar fir bhukh lag rahi hai
Pawan- gand maar lo bache ki
Daksh- vo bhi maar lenge pehle khana order kar
Aur fir sab flat me gus gaye aur bakchodi jari rahi......
Ye update Majak masti me jitna gya utne he isme kuchh hidden points bhi the, karan ka score 50 ho chuka he
Daksh batane se raha
pawan ka maal to bas 
Par ye hritik ne inko Simran ke flat pe kyu bulaya hoga
jama ne ke liye kamra nhi milenga.....chodo yaar waise to londo ke bich bakchodi mahol likhe ho...sala dimag me soch soch ke ek baat ghum rahi he agar lauda Arjun aur kiran dono sath me ek sath karenge aur Arjun louda Kiran ke jagah Karan Karan chillya toh..bc