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Ruhi aur Hritik flat ke bahar khade hoke knock kiye ja rahe the lekin bc koe response hi nahi de raha tha
Hritik se jab control nahi hua to usne gate ko jor se peeta aur gate apne aap khulta chala gaya
Aur jo bc jo samne haal tha usse dekh ke unki aankhen faati ki faati rah gaye
Chaaro taraf daru ki bottle aur cigarette faili padi thi
Daksh soffe par pass out pada tha
Pawan jamin par aur hath me bujha hua joint tha aur Karan bean bag par
Teeno matlab mare pade the aur flat ka to unhone kuch ganto me hi bar bana diya tha
Ruhi- kya halaat bana di hai enhone flat ki
Hritik- nasedi sale
Aur Hritik gusse me bathroom ki taraf bhad gaya
Ruhi to abhi bhi shock me hi khadi thi aur soch rahi thi ki yaha aaj aakhir hua kya hoga
Hritik ek bucket bhar ke pani laya aur teeno par daal diya
Daksh Karan aur Pawan ek sath kon maa chuda raha hai be
Lekin aankh abhi tak nahi khuli thi aur teeno dobara geele hi vapas pad gaye
Hritik firse bathroom gaya aur firse unpar pani daal diya tab jake teeno ko thoda hosh aaya
Daksh apni aankh malta hua
Hritik tu hai
Kab aaya aur langdate hue utha aur Hritik ke galle lag gaya
Ek to nashe me aur dusra pani me pura bhiga hua hone ke karan Daksh ne Hritik ko bhi pura geela kar diya
Hritik- hat bc
Aur ye kya halaat bana rakhi hai
Pawan- mera Bhai aagaya
Aur vo bhi joint ko jala ke Hritik ke galle pad gaya aur piche piche Karan bhi
Pawan- Bhai ye stuff bahut sahi hai
Le try kar aur uske muh ke pass lejane laga
Hritik- madarchodo ye konsa nasha kar rakha hai tumne
Daksh Ruhi ki taraf dekhte hue
Oye meri besty bhi aagaye
Aur ruhi ki taraf bhadne laga
Ruhi- Daksh door rah
Daksh main bol rahi Hu door rah
Kapde kharab ho jaenge
Daksh kaha manene wala tha aur usne ruhi ko bhi galle laga liya aur sath me pura bhigo diya
Ruhi- chhiiii
Daksh door hat
Pura ganda kar diya
Daksh- dekh rahe ho na Bhai logo
Banda mila to dosto ko bhul gaye log
Pawan- sab Bua ke hai bhai
Tu aaja apan daru peenge
Karan- pure soffe ki Maa chhod di bc
Pawan- Daksh bed se gadde utha la na bhai
Meri himmat nahi hai
Daksh- meri bhi nahi hai
Lalla majnu ko bol
Pawan- vo Bua ke hai
Tu mera apna hai
Karan- peg banado koe
Nahi to mar jaunga main
Hritik- sojao bc
Bahut peeli aaj
Karan- fuck off
Teen bhaiyo ke beech me nahi bolte
Daksh haste hue
Bua ka hai bc
Bua ka
Hhahahahahahahahaha
Ruhi- konse nashe karke bathe hai ye
Hritik- Lund pata hai mujhe
Vo gusse me ruhi ko hi gali dedi
Pawan- bc kaisa ladka hai apni girlfriend ko hi galli de raha hai
Karan- Bua ka hai bc
Hritik- chhup ho jao bc
Muh tood dunga main
Sale Kab se Bua ka Bua ka hai bole ja rahe ho
Sorry babe
Daksh- peeni hai to bath jao
Nahi to tumhre liye bed saja diya gaya hai
Drawer me condoms bhi hai
Enjoy
Daksh ek puff marte hue bola
Karan- Bhai kasam se kya maal laya hai tu
I love you bhai
Aur uth ke Pawan ke gallo par kiss kar diya
Daksh bhi door se flying kiss marta hai
Pawan- hat bc door hai
Lodu
Karan- tu bata bc konsi ladki chahiye tujhe
Tera Bhai karaega bc chahe uske liye mujhe kuch bhi karna pade
Par tera Bhai karaega
Bol na bhai
Bol na mere ek aand ek gand wale bhai
Daksh- chhad gae hai esko
Karan- nashe me jarur hu lekin bilkul sach bol raha hu
Daksh us ladki ka naam kya tha jisse milne ye park jata tha
Daksh- anjali
Karan- ha anjali
Ruk bc aaj teri anjali se setting karata hu
Tab tak ruhi aur Hritik bhi bath gaye the kyuki unko pata tha ki aaj enko akela chhod diya to ye kabar khod denge kisi ki
Karan apna phone nikalta hai aur bilkul aankhon ke pass lejake number dondne lagta hai
Hritik- Oye lodu
Phone niche rakh
Karan- Daksh es Bua wale ko chhup kara
Note- humare yaha tum mera apna hai baki sab Bua ke hai ka matlab hota hai ki tu hi mera real brother ya friend hai baki sab fake hai
Bua matlab father's sister
Daksh- tujhe kya hai be
Bas jane de kisi ka ghar
Hritik- chutiya wali baat mat kar
Bc 4 baj rahe hai
Daksh- Karan tu mila phone
Main sab bua walo ko dekh lunga
Ruhi muskurate hue Hritik ko rokti hai aur eshare me bolti hai
Aaj falane do enhe rayta
Subah jab saaf karenge tab pata lagega
Finally Karan ko number mil gaye aur usne dial karke speaker par laga diye
Daksh- waw mere sher
Aaj humare ek aur Bhai ka sukha totne wala hai
Karan- puri raat peenge bc
Lekin kisi ne phone nahi uthaya aur kat gaya
Karan- bc mera phone nahi uthaya
Eski maaa.....
Daksh- Oye Gali mat de respect women bc
Karan- sorry mc
Aur dobara call mila deta hai
Es baat bilkul end me dusri side se ek nind me aawaz aati hai
Hello
Karan- anjali
Anjali- ha kon
Karan- main Pawan bol raha hu
Anjali nind me kon pawan
Karan- park me miloge kal?
Anjali- yaar kon bol rahe ho
Sone do please
Karan- Pawan rathore
Bhul gaye mujhe
Kitne hasin pal bitaye the humne sath
Anjali- you stoned?
Karan- tumhre pyaar me ho gaya hu yaar
Anjali- acha bache
Ye kab hua
Karan- us waqt jab tumhe library me dekha tha
Us waqt jab tumhe Canteen me dekha tha
Us waqt jab tumhe dance club me dance karte hue dekha tha
Us waqt jab tumne mera hath pakda tha
Aur us waqt jab main sans leta hu
Jabse mile ho tum sala nasha bhad gaya hai
Anjali- tum bahut nashe me ho kal baat karte hai
Karan- pata hai na ladke nashe me humesha sach bolte hai
Tum ha kardo nahi to main suicide note me tumhra naam likh ke maar jaunga
Anjali- hahaha ye acha tarika hai ha bulvane ka
Karan- valentine week start ho raha hai kal se
Mujhe manana hai tumhre sath
Daksh phone lete hue
Yaha tak ki maine oyo bhi book kar diya hai
Condoms ka extra large packet bhi kharid liya hai
Anjali- tum to Daksh ho
Aawaz se hi pata chal raha hai
Daksh- Daksh yaar tu mera pyaar bhi le jaega
Daksh Pawan ki taraf dekhte hue
Anjali- acting karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Pawan ko phone do
Daksh firse phone Karan ko de deta hai
Karan- to main ha samjhu?
Anjali- Pawan ko phone do
Karan- main Pawan hi bol raha hu
Anjali- o hawas ke pujari puri college ki ladkiyo ko teri aawaz pata hai
Pawan ko phone de
Karan- main to celebrity ban gaya bc
Le Bhai Bhabhi baat karna chahti hai
Pawan jo khud nashe me tha aaj full attitude se
Pawan- hello
Anjali- Pawan mujhe tumse ye ummid nahi hai
Pawan- mujhe bhi nahi thi
Anjali- matlab
Pawan- ki mujhe tum jaisi ladki pasand aajaegi
Anjali- what the hell does that mean
Daksh door se chhilaya
Waw mere sher
Agli bottle meri taraf se
Pawan- matlab etni sundar sweet
Karan- maal
Pawan- maal
Chhup bc
Matlab tum samjh rahi ho na
Anjali- main tumhe ek acha ladka samjhti thi
Pawan- main bahut acha hu
Etna acha ki
Es bua wale ko batha ke pila raha hu
Hritik ki taraf dekhte hue
Anjali- hahaha bua wala
Kon hai
Arjun ya hritik
Vohi dono bache hue hai
Karan- ye set hai bhai
Sari baatein pata hai tere bare me
Anjali- Es hawavsi ko bolo Chhup rahe
Pawan- Bas essi baat par to pyaar aata hai
Aaj main subah 4 baje tak peega
Anjali- 4:30 already ho chuke hai
Pawan- ohh shit
Tumne to girlfriend bante hi mera half hour kharab kar diya
Kal park me kissi leke badla lunga
Okay bye good night love you too
Muhhhhhaaaa
Karte hue Pawan phone kaat deta hai
Daksh- ab us aashiq ko mila
Aaj uski gand marte hai
Ruhi aur hritik badiya entertainment ka maja le rahe the
Karan- shit charge khatam hone wala hai
Oye bua wale phone dena
Aaj to bechare hritik ki gand mari ja rahi thi
Daksh- main soch raha tha ki hritik bua ka hai to fir Ruhi kiski hogi
Karan- mose ki
Pawan- vo kon hai
Daksh- Maa kasam maine bhi pehli baar suna hai
Karan- bua ke husband
Hritik- madarchodo usko fufa bolte hai
Daksh- tu fir bich me bola
Chhup aur phone de mere Bhai ko
Hritik- gand marlo bc meri
Pawan- Bhai tu mera lele
Vo kisi aur ka hogya hai apni baat nahi sunega
Karan Pawan ka phone leta hai aur Arjun ke number dial kar deta hai
Arjun bhi bc ek second me phone attend kar leta hai
Arjun- ha bhai
Karan- bc etni raat ko kaha gand mara raha hai
Arjun- gumne aaya tha
Bata kya hua
Daksh- ye bhi badal gaya bc
Pawan- sale sare hi bua ke hai bc
Arjun- hahahaha kya fuk ke bathe ho madarchodo
Karan- tu bc ye bata mera phone kyu nahi uthata
Arjun- kyuki Bhai tu important nahi hai
Pawan- Ladki important ho gaye hai eske liye
Karan- sun be gandu
Sex karte time agar tu Kiran ki jagah Karan Karan chhilaya to teri gand me chatri khol dunga
Arjun- are Bhai Bhai Bhai bhai
Dheere bol vo yahi hai
Pawan- ye bhi gaya bc
Daksh- bhosdiwalo etni raat me kya kar rahe ho
Arjun- kyu batau
Daksh- Karan phone kaat
Bc baat hi nahi karni hume dogale logo se
Arjun- jaldi kaat
Jaldi bc time nahi hai mere
Pawan- dildo kharid liya kya jo bc ek dusre ki gand me deke kheloge
Arjun- tere se bc aake baat karunga main
Aur Arjun phone kaat deta hai
Karan- madarchod ne phone kaat diya
Mera phone kaat diya
Pawan- tera nahi mera
Ab dobara mat karna
Pawan- Bhai nind aa rahi hai
Karan- soja soja
Subah date par bhi jana hai tujhe park me
Pawan- condom leke jaunga bc
Aur vo do teen minutes me hi baat karte karte pass out ho gaye
Ab Hritik aur ruhi uthe pehle to badi muskil se unke niche gadde dale aur fir blanket daala
Uske baad becharo ne vaha jo khachra failaya hua tha vo saaf kiya
Aur uske baad teeno ko galliya dete hue ek room me bahoo me bahee daal ke sogaye......
Ruhi aur Hritik flat ke bahar khade hoke knock kiye ja rahe the lekin bc koe response hi nahi de raha tha
Hritik se jab control nahi hua to usne gate ko jor se peeta aur gate apne aap khulta chala gaya
Aur jo bc jo samne haal tha usse dekh ke unki aankhen faati ki faati rah gaye
Chaaro taraf daru ki bottle aur cigarette faili padi thi
Daksh soffe par pass out pada tha
Pawan jamin par aur hath me bujha hua joint tha aur Karan bean bag par
Teeno matlab mare pade the aur flat ka to unhone kuch ganto me hi bar bana diya tha
Ruhi- kya halaat bana di hai enhone flat ki
Hritik- nasedi sale
Aur Hritik gusse me bathroom ki taraf bhad gaya
Ruhi to abhi bhi shock me hi khadi thi aur soch rahi thi ki yaha aaj aakhir hua kya hoga
Hritik ek bucket bhar ke pani laya aur teeno par daal diya
Daksh Karan aur Pawan ek sath kon maa chuda raha hai be
Lekin aankh abhi tak nahi khuli thi aur teeno dobara geele hi vapas pad gaye
Hritik firse bathroom gaya aur firse unpar pani daal diya tab jake teeno ko thoda hosh aaya
Daksh apni aankh malta hua
Hritik tu hai
Kab aaya aur langdate hue utha aur Hritik ke galle lag gaya
Ek to nashe me aur dusra pani me pura bhiga hua hone ke karan Daksh ne Hritik ko bhi pura geela kar diya
Hritik- hat bc
Aur ye kya halaat bana rakhi hai
Pawan- mera Bhai aagaya
Aur vo bhi joint ko jala ke Hritik ke galle pad gaya aur piche piche Karan bhi
Pawan- Bhai ye stuff bahut sahi hai
Le try kar aur uske muh ke pass lejane laga
Hritik- madarchodo ye konsa nasha kar rakha hai tumne
Daksh Ruhi ki taraf dekhte hue
Oye meri besty bhi aagaye
Aur ruhi ki taraf bhadne laga
Ruhi- Daksh door rah
Daksh main bol rahi Hu door rah
Kapde kharab ho jaenge
Daksh kaha manene wala tha aur usne ruhi ko bhi galle laga liya aur sath me pura bhigo diya
Ruhi- chhiiii
Daksh door hat
Pura ganda kar diya
Daksh- dekh rahe ho na Bhai logo
Banda mila to dosto ko bhul gaye log
Pawan- sab Bua ke hai bhai
Tu aaja apan daru peenge
Karan- pure soffe ki Maa chhod di bc
Pawan- Daksh bed se gadde utha la na bhai
Meri himmat nahi hai
Daksh- meri bhi nahi hai
Lalla majnu ko bol
Pawan- vo Bua ke hai
Tu mera apna hai
Karan- peg banado koe
Nahi to mar jaunga main
Hritik- sojao bc
Bahut peeli aaj
Karan- fuck off
Teen bhaiyo ke beech me nahi bolte
Daksh haste hue
Bua ka hai bc
Bua ka
Hhahahahahahahahaha
Ruhi- konse nashe karke bathe hai ye
Hritik- Lund pata hai mujhe
Vo gusse me ruhi ko hi gali dedi
Pawan- bc kaisa ladka hai apni girlfriend ko hi galli de raha hai
Karan- Bua ka hai bc
Hritik- chhup ho jao bc
Muh tood dunga main
Sale Kab se Bua ka Bua ka hai bole ja rahe ho
Sorry babe
Daksh- peeni hai to bath jao
Nahi to tumhre liye bed saja diya gaya hai
Drawer me condoms bhi hai
Enjoy
Daksh ek puff marte hue bola
Karan- Bhai kasam se kya maal laya hai tu
I love you bhai
Aur uth ke Pawan ke gallo par kiss kar diya
Daksh bhi door se flying kiss marta hai
Pawan- hat bc door hai
Lodu
Karan- tu bata bc konsi ladki chahiye tujhe
Tera Bhai karaega bc chahe uske liye mujhe kuch bhi karna pade
Par tera Bhai karaega
Bol na bhai
Bol na mere ek aand ek gand wale bhai
Daksh- chhad gae hai esko
Karan- nashe me jarur hu lekin bilkul sach bol raha hu
Daksh us ladki ka naam kya tha jisse milne ye park jata tha
Daksh- anjali
Karan- ha anjali
Ruk bc aaj teri anjali se setting karata hu
Tab tak ruhi aur Hritik bhi bath gaye the kyuki unko pata tha ki aaj enko akela chhod diya to ye kabar khod denge kisi ki
Karan apna phone nikalta hai aur bilkul aankhon ke pass lejake number dondne lagta hai
Hritik- Oye lodu
Phone niche rakh
Karan- Daksh es Bua wale ko chhup kara
Note- humare yaha tum mera apna hai baki sab Bua ke hai ka matlab hota hai ki tu hi mera real brother ya friend hai baki sab fake hai
Bua matlab father's sister
Daksh- tujhe kya hai be
Bas jane de kisi ka ghar
Hritik- chutiya wali baat mat kar
Bc 4 baj rahe hai
Daksh- Karan tu mila phone
Main sab bua walo ko dekh lunga
Ruhi muskurate hue Hritik ko rokti hai aur eshare me bolti hai
Aaj falane do enhe rayta
Subah jab saaf karenge tab pata lagega
Finally Karan ko number mil gaye aur usne dial karke speaker par laga diye
Daksh- waw mere sher
Aaj humare ek aur Bhai ka sukha totne wala hai
Karan- puri raat peenge bc
Lekin kisi ne phone nahi uthaya aur kat gaya
Karan- bc mera phone nahi uthaya
Eski maaa.....
Daksh- Oye Gali mat de respect women bc
Karan- sorry mc
Aur dobara call mila deta hai
Es baat bilkul end me dusri side se ek nind me aawaz aati hai
Hello
Karan- anjali
Anjali- ha kon
Karan- main Pawan bol raha hu
Anjali nind me kon pawan
Karan- park me miloge kal?
Anjali- yaar kon bol rahe ho
Sone do please
Karan- Pawan rathore
Bhul gaye mujhe
Kitne hasin pal bitaye the humne sath
Anjali- you stoned?
Karan- tumhre pyaar me ho gaya hu yaar
Anjali- acha bache
Ye kab hua
Karan- us waqt jab tumhe library me dekha tha
Us waqt jab tumhe Canteen me dekha tha
Us waqt jab tumhe dance club me dance karte hue dekha tha
Us waqt jab tumne mera hath pakda tha
Aur us waqt jab main sans leta hu
Jabse mile ho tum sala nasha bhad gaya hai
Anjali- tum bahut nashe me ho kal baat karte hai
Karan- pata hai na ladke nashe me humesha sach bolte hai
Tum ha kardo nahi to main suicide note me tumhra naam likh ke maar jaunga
Anjali- hahaha ye acha tarika hai ha bulvane ka
Karan- valentine week start ho raha hai kal se
Mujhe manana hai tumhre sath
Daksh phone lete hue
Yaha tak ki maine oyo bhi book kar diya hai
Condoms ka extra large packet bhi kharid liya hai
Anjali- tum to Daksh ho
Aawaz se hi pata chal raha hai
Daksh- Daksh yaar tu mera pyaar bhi le jaega
Daksh Pawan ki taraf dekhte hue
Anjali- acting karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Pawan ko phone do
Daksh firse phone Karan ko de deta hai
Karan- to main ha samjhu?
Anjali- Pawan ko phone do
Karan- main Pawan hi bol raha hu
Anjali- o hawas ke pujari puri college ki ladkiyo ko teri aawaz pata hai
Pawan ko phone de
Karan- main to celebrity ban gaya bc
Le Bhai Bhabhi baat karna chahti hai
Pawan jo khud nashe me tha aaj full attitude se
Pawan- hello
Anjali- Pawan mujhe tumse ye ummid nahi hai
Pawan- mujhe bhi nahi thi
Anjali- matlab
Pawan- ki mujhe tum jaisi ladki pasand aajaegi
Anjali- what the hell does that mean
Daksh door se chhilaya
Waw mere sher
Agli bottle meri taraf se
Pawan- matlab etni sundar sweet
Karan- maal
Pawan- maal
Chhup bc
Matlab tum samjh rahi ho na
Anjali- main tumhe ek acha ladka samjhti thi
Pawan- main bahut acha hu
Etna acha ki
Es bua wale ko batha ke pila raha hu
Hritik ki taraf dekhte hue
Anjali- hahaha bua wala
Kon hai
Arjun ya hritik
Vohi dono bache hue hai
Karan- ye set hai bhai
Sari baatein pata hai tere bare me
Anjali- Es hawavsi ko bolo Chhup rahe
Pawan- Bas essi baat par to pyaar aata hai
Aaj main subah 4 baje tak peega
Anjali- 4:30 already ho chuke hai
Pawan- ohh shit
Tumne to girlfriend bante hi mera half hour kharab kar diya
Kal park me kissi leke badla lunga
Okay bye good night love you too
Muhhhhhaaaa
Karte hue Pawan phone kaat deta hai
Daksh- ab us aashiq ko mila
Aaj uski gand marte hai
Ruhi aur hritik badiya entertainment ka maja le rahe the
Karan- shit charge khatam hone wala hai
Oye bua wale phone dena
Aaj to bechare hritik ki gand mari ja rahi thi
Daksh- main soch raha tha ki hritik bua ka hai to fir Ruhi kiski hogi
Karan- mose ki
Pawan- vo kon hai
Daksh- Maa kasam maine bhi pehli baar suna hai
Karan- bua ke husband
Hritik- madarchodo usko fufa bolte hai
Daksh- tu fir bich me bola
Chhup aur phone de mere Bhai ko
Hritik- gand marlo bc meri
Pawan- Bhai tu mera lele
Vo kisi aur ka hogya hai apni baat nahi sunega
Karan Pawan ka phone leta hai aur Arjun ke number dial kar deta hai
Arjun bhi bc ek second me phone attend kar leta hai
Arjun- ha bhai
Karan- bc etni raat ko kaha gand mara raha hai
Arjun- gumne aaya tha
Bata kya hua
Daksh- ye bhi badal gaya bc
Pawan- sale sare hi bua ke hai bc
Arjun- hahahaha kya fuk ke bathe ho madarchodo
Karan- tu bc ye bata mera phone kyu nahi uthata
Arjun- kyuki Bhai tu important nahi hai
Pawan- Ladki important ho gaye hai eske liye
Karan- sun be gandu
Sex karte time agar tu Kiran ki jagah Karan Karan chhilaya to teri gand me chatri khol dunga
Arjun- are Bhai Bhai Bhai bhai
Dheere bol vo yahi hai
Pawan- ye bhi gaya bc
Daksh- bhosdiwalo etni raat me kya kar rahe ho
Arjun- kyu batau
Daksh- Karan phone kaat
Bc baat hi nahi karni hume dogale logo se
Arjun- jaldi kaat
Jaldi bc time nahi hai mere
Pawan- dildo kharid liya kya jo bc ek dusre ki gand me deke kheloge
Arjun- tere se bc aake baat karunga main
Aur Arjun phone kaat deta hai
Karan- madarchod ne phone kaat diya
Mera phone kaat diya
Pawan- tera nahi mera
Ab dobara mat karna
Pawan- Bhai nind aa rahi hai
Karan- soja soja
Subah date par bhi jana hai tujhe park me
Pawan- condom leke jaunga bc
Aur vo do teen minutes me hi baat karte karte pass out ho gaye
Ab Hritik aur ruhi uthe pehle to badi muskil se unke niche gadde dale aur fir blanket daala
Uske baad becharo ne vaha jo khachra failaya hua tha vo saaf kiya
Aur uske baad teeno ko galliya dete hue ek room me bahoo me bahee daal ke sogaye......
ee ka bawasir he 
kaha ham sochte the ke pawan Fuk Fuk ke kat lega aur kaha iski bhi ek love story he 
aur ye Anjali bhi Pawan me kaafi interest le rahi he jo sab ki awaj nind me bhi pehchaan leti he 
ye abhi 4:30 AM me bhi Kiran ke saath he ghum raha he 
