Update-217
Daksh aur Karan do opposite sides se third floor se niche geere
Geerte hi as usual dono ke muh se bahut tez galliya nikali jisse warden jaag gaya aur bahar ki taraf bhaga
Vahi Arjun Pawan hritik teeno en dono ki taraf
Daksh- maa chhod denge aaj BC
Karan- kisne feka mujhe niche BC
Niche aao aur mujhe apni gand do
Arjun- oh lavde
Jaldi uth ja nahi to hume gand deni pad jayegi
Karan- fuck off
Hritik- daksh uth BC
Warden ne dekh liya to scene ho jayega
Daksh- priyaaaaaaaa main tumhra intezaar karunga
Pawan- bhosdike Priya nahi pooja hai
Daksh- shit
Sach me pooja hai kya?
Daksh shant hojata hai
Hritik- aur kya
Daksh- fir main kiske sath cuddling kar aaya?
Arjun- abhi nikal yaha se
Baad me bahut time milega sochne ko
Aur badi muskilo se en dono ko vaha se nikal ke leke gaye
In flat
Daksh aur Karan dono ek ek bottle hath me leke bilkul statue ban ke bathe the aur unke charo taraf bathe unhe ghoor rahe the
Arjun- Kuch bologe BC ab?
Pawan- Bhai mujhe lag raha hai en dono ko tagda sadma laga hai
Heart attack bhi aa sakta hai
Hritik- bilkul sahi bol raha hai Pawan
Pawan- are bolo kuch
Daksh- agar vo pooja nahi thi to fir main make out kiske sath kar raha tha?
Karan- aur maine kisko pooja samjh kar niche feka ?
Arjun- wait what?
Tune kisi ko niche kyu feka?
Karan- mujhe laga main jada high hu to daksh niche hoga to pooja ko bhi niche fek diya
Hritik- waw BC waw
Ye hai sale engineers BC engineers ka naam kharab kar rahe hai
Arjun- chutiya BC
Aur tu kiske sath muh kala karke aaya hai?
Daksh- vohi to yaad nahi aa raha
BC kuch to bakchodi hue hai aaj
Pawan- koe purani londiya hogi naye to tujhe ab ghas dalti nahi hai
Arjun- Esse ab purani bhi ghas nahi dalti
Daksh- vahi to daya vahi to
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Arjun- aage to bol gandu
Daksh- vo to next update me bataunga
Arjun- ye to likh le pehle
Aadha bhi nahi hua hai
Daksh- Acha?
Chal fir abhi bata deta hu
Arjun- bata fir
Daksh-kya?
Arjun- Jo bata raha tha
Daksh- lekin bata kya raha tha chutiye?
Pawan- ohh Bhai maaro mujhe
Lekin en dono ko maar dalne ke baad
Daksh- Bhai shant hoja
Mujhe ladki ko yaad karne de
Karan- Abe jisko maine niche feka tha uska bhi dekh lo
Kahi mar na gaye ho
Arjun- tera baap IAS hai na?
Kyu tension le raha hai
Karan- bhosdike IAS hai
Esliye pehle mujhe marega fir case se bachaega
Hritik- koe sense ban rahi hai es baat ki?
Ruhi- kyu be chutiyo?
Kar aaye kand?
Daksh- first of all
Maine esko aate nahi dekh paya matlab I'm high
Secondly esne galli di matlab ye bhi high hai
Aur third ye chill hoke aaye hai matlab hum sab safe hai
Ruhi- oyeeeeee
Tum trouble me hote ho tab main sabse jada Khush hoti hu
Daksh- pussy got point
Karan- hritik please kill your kitty nahi to main waqt kharab nahi karunga
Ruhi- had me raho dono
Main to ye batane aaye thi ki warden ne daksh ko pahchan liya hai
Daksh- behanchod
Mujhe hi kyu?
Ruhi- Arjun ko bhi
Arjun- main to aas pass bhi nahi tha
Ruhi- daksh ke sath rahne ki saja
Pawan- matlab daddy safe hai?
Arjun- aisa kaise ho gaya?
Sabse pehle to mera tatta fasta tha humesha
Pawan- tatta ab mota hogya hai
Arjun- acha matlab tu manta hai ki tu tatta hai?
Pawan- Tu to mere jhaat hai
Arjun- Karan ko dekha?
Ruhi- nahi
Arjun- main nahi khel raha ye game BC
Ye koe baat hoti hai
Maine to kuch kiya bhi nahi aur main fas gaya
Daksh- tujhe akela nahi chhodunga main kabhi bhi
Pehle bhi bataya hai
Arjun- kisi ko bataya warden ne?
Ruhi- VC ko batane ki bol rahe thi
Daksh- kyu ro raha hai?
Tera bhai hai na
Sab sambhal lega
Arjun- beta gand marvane ke baad sambhalta hai tu
Daksh- sala jis kaam ke liye gaye the vo to hua nahi bina matlab ki bhasad mach gaye
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1-Aisa dhamaka kabhi nahi hua hoga aur na kabhi uski Zindagi me hua hoga
2-Abhi to aisa hi lag raha hai
1- pyaar aur badle ka reaction hi kuch aisa hota hai
2- sahi kaha
Maja aaega
Vaise Malik ko maar diya daksh ne
1- payade jab hathi ke sath ladte hai to aksar mare jate hai
2- aur us hathi ko kaise marenge
1- queen ki takaat bahut kam logo ko malum hoti hai
Vo kuch bhi kar sakti hai
2- most of the time queen raja ke liye qurban hi Hoti hai
1- lekin hathi ke liye nahi hoti
Esliye raja Rani ka nahi hathi aur Rani ki chaal hai
2- maan gaye tumhri chaal ko
Ab bas check mate honi hai
1- vohi hogi
Last phase ko ache se check karo
Mujhe sipayo ko kad nahi karna unhe mukati deni hai es jalim dunia se
2- as the queen commands....