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Bhasad ke baad ki subah
Karan- uth jao BC
Aaj viva hai
Arjun- kis chhij ka?
Karan- gand marane ka
Kisko kitni achi gand marani aati hai eske bare me pichenge
Daksh- fir to Pawan top karega
Karan- khade ho jao Yaar
Late ho jayenge BC
Daksh- Kuch item leke to aa tabhi khada hoga ya aise hi khada ho jayega?
Hritik- Abe enko marane de na apni
Tu chal jab gand fategi tab apne aap bhagte aaenge
Daksh- Ruk ja meri Jaan
Tu to naraj hi ho gaye
Uth gaya main bhi aur mera chhota Bhai bhi
Pawan- BC bakchodi kara lo ense kitni bhi
Ruhi- uth jao aaj VC se bhi milna hai tum dono ko
Arjun- ye muh kholti hai aur hug deti hai
Aur kuch kaam hi nahi hai esko
Ruhi- ha yehi kaam hai mujhe
Fir sab dheere dheere karke uthte hai aur tayar hoke College pahuch jate hai
Late hona to engineers ka jaise life style ban gaya tha aur vahi aaj hua
Enka slot nikal gaya tha aur ab wait karna tha ki kab kisi Ka mood thoda horny ho aur enki marne aaye
Karan- BC bola tha uth jao lekin nahi hume to gand marane Ka shauk chada hai
Daksh- hellooooooo
Kaisi ho tum?
Missed me?
Nidhi- sakal dekhi hai apni miss karvane wale?
Daksh- aaj hi dekhi thi
Maa kasam mirror bhi sarma gaya tha
Nidhi- daksh kitna self obsessed hai tu
Daksh- are main bilkul self obsessed hu
Bahut Yaad aaye tere
Nidhi- hogya suru?
Daksh- saap aur chut dekhte hi maar do
Nidhi- abhi to tumhri marne wali hai
Ruk jao thoda
Daksh- Tu bhi mara le aaj
Your place or mine?
Nidhi- hostel
Ohh wait
Hostel me to tum ban hogaye na?
Daksh- sala ye kab hua?
Nidhi- kal Raat ko
Acha tumhe notice nahi mila sayad abhi tak
Daksh- tu chhod na vo sab baat
Kal ki baat purani
Naye door se likhenge hum ek alag hawas bhari kahani
Nidhi- fuck off
Vaise pooja aa rahi hai bahar
Bye
Aur Nidhi chali gaye
Daksh khud se
Kaise din aagaye hai BC
Har koe baja ke ja raha hai
Koe nahi apni time aaega
Arjun- Tu bana kya raha hai vaise?
Pawan- lavde hum dono ek group me hai
Arjun- ohh.
Aur hum kya bana rahe hai?
Pawan- bakchodi mat kar
Mujhe kuch nahi aata
Tere bharose aaya hu
Arjun- hum bana kya rahe hai?
Aur ppt kisne banaye?
Hritik- daddy ne
Daksh- Karan tum to Nidhi ke sath tha na?
Uska hogya to tera bhi hogya
Karan- beta sabko dena padta hai
Aur tu lavde number dono ko Chahiye ya fir usko akele akele
Daksh- theek theek Bhai
Gussa kyu kar raha hai
Karan- kyuki visudh chutiye ho tum
Arjun- chal maan liya
Ab shant hoja
BC akele thodi maregi teri
Hum sab sath hai to
Pawan- beta es Galti me mat rahna
Ye( daksh) bahut bada kamina hai
Dekh lena khud nikal lega aur hum fas jayenge
Daksh- to aise kaam hi kyu karte ho?
Time se aaya karo?
BC aaj kal ke bachho me discipline naam ki chhij hi nahi rahi
Very disappointed
Hritik- muh tod du main eska?
Pawan- nek kaam me deri?
Hod- what you people are doing here?
Unke etni serious conversation ko hod ne break kar diya
Pawan- hello sir
I mean sorry sir
Shit
Good morning sir
Pawan ki hod ko dekhte hi hava gul hogaye
Hod- what you're doing here?
Arjun- sir we came for presentation
Hod- but I guess presentation is over
Arjun- no sir, sir told us to wait
Hod- nobody told you to wait
Infact everybody told you all to get lost
Daksh- bejjati BC dusri side muh karke dheere se bolta hai
Hod- daksh kuch bola tumne?
Daksh- no sir
Actually sir Pawan is suffering from piles so esko hospital leke gaye the esliye late hogaye
Extremely sorry sir
Piles sunte hi Pawan daksh ko ghurne laga aur baki sab apni hasi control karne ki kosis karne lage
Hod- piles?
Daksh- yes sir
Hod- which hospital?
Daksh- sir actually hospital gaye the lekin number nahi aaya to vapas aagaye vo viva miss nahi karna tha na Esse
Dekho bahut muskilo se khada ho pa raha hai
Hod- get your facts straight man
Piles me bathne me problem Hoti hai
Daksh- sir batha to ja hi nahi raha
Teen din se fresh nahi hua hai
Constipation hogya vo alag
Ab pure time khada rahega to khade rahne me bhi problem hogi na
Hod- main hod hu tumhra
Mujhe hi bana rahe ho?
Aaj tum logo ka viva nahi hoga
Kal aana morning me
Daksh- sir kal Esse hospital leke jana hai
Daksh ne bola aur Arjun has pada
Usse control hi nahi hua
Aur Uske haste hi daksh aur hod dono usse ghurne lage
Hod- Esme kya baat hai hasne ki?
Arjun- sorry sir
Vo actually sir blood Yaad aagya tha
Hod- blood?
Aur tumhe hasi aagaye?
Strange
Arjun- sir Pawan ko aata rahta hai
Esliye pair chhode karke khada hota hai
It's funny
Hod- shut up
Aur kal chhup chhap aajana
Fir hod vaha se niklne laga lekin bakchod hod bhi tha esliye Pawan se Bola beta kela khaya kar potti aane me help hogi aur haste hue vaha se chala gaya
Daksh ko pata tha ki hod najaro se gayab hote hi Pawan uski gand chhodi kar dega esliye vo hod ke piche piche hi vaha se bhag Gaya aur baki sab Pawan ko dekhte hue jor jor se hasne lage.....
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Bhasad ke baad ki subah
Karan- uth jao BC
Aaj viva hai
Arjun- kis chhij ka?
Karan- gand marane ka
Kisko kitni achi gand marani aati hai eske bare me pichenge
Daksh- fir to Pawan top karega
Karan- khade ho jao Yaar
Late ho jayenge BC
Daksh- Kuch item leke to aa tabhi khada hoga ya aise hi khada ho jayega?
Hritik- Abe enko marane de na apni
Tu chal jab gand fategi tab apne aap bhagte aaenge
Daksh- Ruk ja meri Jaan
Tu to naraj hi ho gaye
Uth gaya main bhi aur mera chhota Bhai bhi
Pawan- BC bakchodi kara lo ense kitni bhi
Ruhi- uth jao aaj VC se bhi milna hai tum dono ko
Arjun- ye muh kholti hai aur hug deti hai
Aur kuch kaam hi nahi hai esko
Ruhi- ha yehi kaam hai mujhe
Fir sab dheere dheere karke uthte hai aur tayar hoke College pahuch jate hai
Late hona to engineers ka jaise life style ban gaya tha aur vahi aaj hua
Enka slot nikal gaya tha aur ab wait karna tha ki kab kisi Ka mood thoda horny ho aur enki marne aaye
Karan- BC bola tha uth jao lekin nahi hume to gand marane Ka shauk chada hai
Daksh- hellooooooo
Kaisi ho tum?
Missed me?
Nidhi- sakal dekhi hai apni miss karvane wale?
Daksh- aaj hi dekhi thi
Maa kasam mirror bhi sarma gaya tha
Nidhi- daksh kitna self obsessed hai tu
Daksh- are main bilkul self obsessed hu
Bahut Yaad aaye tere
Nidhi- hogya suru?
Daksh- saap aur chut dekhte hi maar do
Nidhi- abhi to tumhri marne wali hai
Ruk jao thoda
Daksh- Tu bhi mara le aaj
Your place or mine?
Nidhi- hostel
Ohh wait
Hostel me to tum ban hogaye na?
Daksh- sala ye kab hua?
Nidhi- kal Raat ko
Acha tumhe notice nahi mila sayad abhi tak
Daksh- tu chhod na vo sab baat
Kal ki baat purani
Naye door se likhenge hum ek alag hawas bhari kahani
Nidhi- fuck off
Vaise pooja aa rahi hai bahar
Bye
Aur Nidhi chali gaye
Daksh khud se
Kaise din aagaye hai BC
Har koe baja ke ja raha hai
Koe nahi apni time aaega
Arjun- Tu bana kya raha hai vaise?
Pawan- lavde hum dono ek group me hai
Arjun- ohh.
Aur hum kya bana rahe hai?
Pawan- bakchodi mat kar
Mujhe kuch nahi aata
Tere bharose aaya hu
Arjun- hum bana kya rahe hai?
Aur ppt kisne banaye?
Hritik- daddy ne
Daksh- Karan tum to Nidhi ke sath tha na?
Uska hogya to tera bhi hogya
Karan- beta sabko dena padta hai
Aur tu lavde number dono ko Chahiye ya fir usko akele akele
Daksh- theek theek Bhai
Gussa kyu kar raha hai
Karan- kyuki visudh chutiye ho tum
Arjun- chal maan liya
Ab shant hoja
BC akele thodi maregi teri
Hum sab sath hai to
Pawan- beta es Galti me mat rahna
Ye( daksh) bahut bada kamina hai
Dekh lena khud nikal lega aur hum fas jayenge
Daksh- to aise kaam hi kyu karte ho?
Time se aaya karo?
BC aaj kal ke bachho me discipline naam ki chhij hi nahi rahi
Very disappointed
Hritik- muh tod du main eska?
Pawan- nek kaam me deri?
Hod- what you people are doing here?
Unke etni serious conversation ko hod ne break kar diya
Pawan- hello sir
I mean sorry sir
Shit
Good morning sir
Pawan ki hod ko dekhte hi hava gul hogaye
Hod- what you're doing here?
Arjun- sir we came for presentation
Hod- but I guess presentation is over
Arjun- no sir, sir told us to wait
Hod- nobody told you to wait
Infact everybody told you all to get lost
Daksh- bejjati BC dusri side muh karke dheere se bolta hai
Hod- daksh kuch bola tumne?
Daksh- no sir
Actually sir Pawan is suffering from piles so esko hospital leke gaye the esliye late hogaye
Extremely sorry sir
Piles sunte hi Pawan daksh ko ghurne laga aur baki sab apni hasi control karne ki kosis karne lage
Hod- piles?
Daksh- yes sir
Hod- which hospital?
Daksh- sir actually hospital gaye the lekin number nahi aaya to vapas aagaye vo viva miss nahi karna tha na Esse
Dekho bahut muskilo se khada ho pa raha hai
Hod- get your facts straight man
Piles me bathne me problem Hoti hai
Daksh- sir batha to ja hi nahi raha
Teen din se fresh nahi hua hai
Constipation hogya vo alag
Ab pure time khada rahega to khade rahne me bhi problem hogi na
Hod- main hod hu tumhra
Mujhe hi bana rahe ho?
Aaj tum logo ka viva nahi hoga
Kal aana morning me
Daksh- sir kal Esse hospital leke jana hai
Daksh ne bola aur Arjun has pada
Usse control hi nahi hua
Aur Uske haste hi daksh aur hod dono usse ghurne lage
Hod- Esme kya baat hai hasne ki?
Arjun- sorry sir
Vo actually sir blood Yaad aagya tha
Hod- blood?
Aur tumhe hasi aagaye?
Strange
Arjun- sir Pawan ko aata rahta hai
Esliye pair chhode karke khada hota hai
It's funny
Hod- shut up
Aur kal chhup chhap aajana
Fir hod vaha se niklne laga lekin bakchod hod bhi tha esliye Pawan se Bola beta kela khaya kar potti aane me help hogi aur haste hue vaha se chala gaya
Daksh ko pata tha ki hod najaro se gayab hote hi Pawan uski gand chhodi kar dega esliye vo hod ke piche piche hi vaha se bhag Gaya aur baki sab Pawan ko dekhte hue jor jor se hasne lage.....