Update-219
Daksh vaha se nikal gaya aur Esse ke sath pooja ko dekhne Ka mokka bhi
Sayad ek baar mil leta to baat aage badh jati aur yaha ye Pawan ko piche chhod ke aaya tha jo bahut jada tarref kar sakta tha pooja ke samne daksh ke bare me
Lekin daksh to Lund se sochta hai aur usse kya hi fark padta hai
Abhi vo building se bahar hi nikla tha ki VC ki secretary ne usse rok liya
" VC sir has called you and Arjun, please go there asap"
Daksh sirf ha bol ke nikal liya vaise bhi kya hi bolta
Fir socha khud hi jake baat kar leta hu kyu bina baat ke Arjun ki gand maraye
Aur VC ke office chala gaya
Permission leke ander gaya
Daksh- good evening sir
VC- where is Arjun?
Daksh- sir he is not well
If you will tell me what happened it will be great
VC- oh eska matlab tumhe pata hi nahi hai ki kya baat hai?
Daksh- sir aap bataoge tabhi to pata chalega
VC- lekin Maine suna hai ki tumhe sab pata rahta hai?
Daksh- sorry sir
Aap kya bol rahe hai?
VC- you and Arjun are suspended for two weeks
Daksh- sirrrrrr
Humara viva hai kal?
Please sir
VC- rules are rules daksh and that's same for everyone too
Daksh- but why Arjun?
Galti to meri hai?
VC- sath to tumhre sath na
Daksh- sir main Kisi ladki se milne gaya tha
Aur maine thodi drink kar rakhi thi esliye Arjun mujhe vaha se lene aaya tha
Esme uski koe galti nahi hai
VC- suspend to tumhe Hona padega
Daksh- mujhe kar do sir
Do ki jagah teen week ke liye kar do
Lekin meri galti ki saja Arjun ko kyu do?
VC- dharmatma ban rahe ho?
Daksh- sir main juth nahi bolta
VC- okay three weeks it is
Daksh- sir Aapne to do bola tha?
VC- lekin tumne teen ke liye etna insist kiya ki main mana nahi kar pa raha hu
So three weeks
Daksh- sir...
VC- get out
Daksh bichara kya hi karta
Chhup chhap VC ke office se bahar aagya
Ab vo kar bhi to kya hi sakta tha
Soch raha hoga bakchodi nahi karta to hi theek rahta
Lekin ab Kuch ho nahi sakta tha esliye vaha se campus ki taraf jane laga ye Soch ke ki chut hi mil jaye aur vaise bhi naya batch bhi aaya hai vo bhi to tadna tha
Vo campus me gusa hi tha ki Arjun bhi mil gaya
Arjun- VC ne bulaya hai
Chal jaldi
Daksh- mil bhi aaya daddy tumhre
Arjun- kya bola?
Daksh- are hath jod ke khada hogya
Bola sir mujhe maaf kar do jo maine aapko bulaya aur girls hostel aapka hi hai
Jab main kare tab chale jana koe nahi rokega
Aur to aur girls hostel ke paper bhi mere naam karne ki bol raha tha
Fir mujhe thodi daya aagaye to Maine maaf kar diya
Arjun- bakchodi mat kar
Sahi sahi bata
Daksh- mat maan
Arjun- Tu ja kaha raha hai?
Daksh- aaja ladkiya taade
Naya batch dekha nahi hai
Arjun- chal to fir jaldi se
Kya pata jate jate kuch acha hojaye
Daksh- mere sath raha kar
Sab acha hi hoga
Arjun- ulta bol raha hai
Tere sath hu esliye aisa ho raha hai
Daksh- Kiran Kaha hai be?
Aaj kal dikhti nahi hai
Arjun- mujhe kya pata
Kiran se hi puch
Daksh- fir se breakup hogya kya?
Arjun- patchup hi kab hua tha BC
Daksh- kar le fir
Kiska wait kar raha hai?
Arjun- tere marne ka
Daksh-oh
Fir to bahut intezaar karna padega bhai
Dhayan rakhna kahi hathiyaar ke jung lag jaye
Arjun- apna Dekh na lavde
Daksh- Dekh liya
Arjun- kya
Daksh- samne dekh
BC humare batch me kyu nahi aaye aisi ladkiya?
Arjun- she is the cutest girl I ever saw in my life
Daksh- es kalli ko tera bhai phool banayega
Arjun- pehle main jaunga
Daksh- ja Simran ja
Jile apni jindagi
Arjun- main kyu jau
Usse apne pass bula BC
Daksh- hellooooooo misssssss
Kaha bhagi ja rahi ho introduction diye
Daksh door se chhilaya
Aur jis tareeke se chhilaya tha koe bhi Jaan lega ki ye seniors hai
Daksh aur Arjun vahi raste par bathe the aur vo ladki vaha aagaye
Ladki- good evening sir
Daksh- what is good about this evening?
Ladki- sir?
Daksh- yeah
What is good about this evening?
Ladki- I don't know sir
Daksh- kyu nahi hai know tumhe?
Kaise exam clear kiya jab tumhe ye bhi nahi pata
Daksh thoda rude way me bol raha tha
Daksh- bolo
Thoda joor deke
Ladki- sir humesha aise hi bolte hai sab
Daksh- ab se nahi bologe
Ladki- okay sir
Daksh- jab main dikhu to sidhe I love you bol dena
Ladki- sir?
Arjun- kyu pareshan kar raha hai?
Naam kya hai tumhra?
Ladki- khusboo
Daksh- kya badbu?
Ladki- khusboo sir
Arjun- konsi branch hai?
Khusboo- IT sir
Daksh- IT kya Soch ke li?
Nahi matlab sari ladkiya IT software CS me hi kyu jati hai?
Mechanical se kya problem hai?
Batao mujhe kya hi problem hai mechanical se?
Sala pure saal batch me ek ladki dekhne ko taras jate hai mechanical wale aur yaha enme Londo se jada ladkiya bhari padi hai
Arjun- bas kar Bhai
Rulaega kya?
Arjun- esse janti ho?
Khusboo- jee
Daksh sir
Arjun- bccc
Main ja raha hu
Daksh- main hu hi etna popular
Esse meri kya galti
Daksh- Esse janti ho?
Khushboo- Arjun sir
Daksh- Dekh Tu bhi popular hogya hai
Eske na bandi ne Esse dhokha de diya mere sath esliye udas hai to tum apna number dedo Esse aur dekh lo kuch ho jaye to
Khushboo- sir mera boyfriend hai
Daksh- kon hai?
Sayam se pehle utha lenge sale ko
Naam batao bas
Khushboo- main pyaar karti hu usse
Daksh- are tumhra pyaar gaya tel lene
Yaha mere bhai Ka dil toot gaya aur tumhe kisi aur ka pyaar dikh raha hai
Arjun mere Bhai bilkul tension na le kal subah se pehle vo banda gayab hojayega
Arjun- main bol lu Bhai?
Kyu izzat uda raha hai
Daksh- please
Arjun- ragging to deni padegi ab tumhe
Aur dil bhi tod diya hai
Esliye...
Ruhi- esliye tum dono ke muh tod dungi main
Ruhi piche se aate hue boli
Daksh- apna manhush chehra leke khule me mat guma kar
Jaane ja sakti hai
Ruhi- kyu pareshan kar rahe ho esse
Arjun- kisne pareshan kiya?
Daksh- humne pareshan kiya tumhe?
Daksh thoda jor se bola
Ruhi- bilkul nahi badle tum dono
First year jaise hi ho
Daksh- Hume ragging lene de
Aur khud kisi gutter me jake naha
Arjun start hoja bhai
Arjun- ha to..
Ruhi- mere pass ek better option hai
Arjun- tune agar dobara mujhe bich me roka to Esse chhod ke teri ragging le lenge
Fir dobara first year wali hojana mujhe daksh Arjun bilkul Pasand nahi hai
Ruhi- apne matlab ki ladkiya dekha karo aur ye nahi hai
Ground wali side me jao vaha tumhre matlab ki bahut sare mil jayegi
Daksh- main nahi kahta tha ruhi Bhai hai apna
Ek Tu hai sala manta hi nahi hai
Arjun- lekin pyaar to khusboo se hua hai
Daksh- are kahi mil jayegi khusboo
Chal
Ok bye ruhi
Please Jake naha lena
Aur ye dono ground wali side chale jate hai
Khusboo- thank you Didi
Ruhi- ye bas masti karte
Kuch galat nahi katvate tum se
Lekin Galti se bhi interest mat dikha dena dono me nahi to fir....samjh jao...