Update-40
After two days
Daksh- Maam may I come in?
Daksh class ke gate par khada hoke puchta hai
Ma'am- where the hell you been for past three days?
Daksh- I wasn't well Ma'am sorry
Ma'am- come in
And complete everything that you missed
Daksh- sure Ma'am and thanks
Aur Daksh class me gussa aur last me jane laga to Ma'am ne rok liya aur first seat par Nidhi ke side me batha diya
Nidhi ne bhi Daksh ko dekh ke ek smile pass ki aur fir sab padhne lag gaye
Baki sare Dost sirf Daksh ko gusse me dekh rahe the lekin class me bol bhi kya hi sakte the
Kisi tarah class khatam hue aur sare ke sare ek sath Daksh ke upar chad gaye
Arjun- Mc kaha tha tu
Yaha tujhe dund Dund ke humari gand faat gaye
Pawan- ek phone to kar sakta tha
Sala hum teri asthiya bahane ki soch rahe the Ganga me
Karan- kiske sath gand mara raha tha tu
Hritik- bc esko bolne to do
Nidhi side me muskurte hue sare dosto ki baatein sun rahi thi vahi piche Kiran chhup chhap unko dekh rahi thi
Daksh- Bhai kuch important kaam aagya tha
Arjun- lavda mera
Aisa kya kaam aagya ki tu ek phone bhi nahi kar saka
Daksh- phone gum gaya
Aur tumhre number yaad nahi the esliye kar nahi paya
Sorry
Karan- teri sorry ko kya hum gand me dale bc
Daksh- Bhai yaar dekh ke phone hai hi nahi mere pass
Aur sach me ek dam se emergency aagaye thi aur bc tujhe phone kiya tha Maine tune attend nahi kiya
Arjun- mujhe laga room me bula raha hai
Tere room me jake dekha to tu tha nahi aur fir vapas kiya to tera phone off aa raha tha
Daksh- fas gaya tha bhai
Pawan- Maa chuda bc
Baat hi nahi Karni tere se
Aur Pawan vapas apni jagah par chala gaya aur uske sath sath sab Daksh ko baari baari se galiya dete hue vapas chale gaye
Nidhi- you have such a nice friend circle
Daksh- tell me something I don't know
Nidhi- tumhre attendance short ho gaye hai
Daksh- medical hai mere pass
Nidhi- tu sach me bimar the kya?
Daksh- aur nahi to kya
Nidhi- hahahaha
Tum bas Kisi ko face nahi karna chahte the esliye gayab ho gaye
Abhi thoda mood thik hua to vapas aagaye
Daksh- bahut intelligent ho tum to
Nidhi- tell me something I don't know
Daksh ye sunke halka muskura diya aur fir teacher aagaye aur sab vapas class me dhayan dene lage matlab dhayan dene ki acting karne lage
College ke baad sab canteen me bathe the jaha Daksh ke kuch bolte hi usko galliya pad rahi thi
Daksh- nahi baat karni to jau main
Arjun- ja bc attitude kisko dikha raha hai
Daksh bhi vaha se uth gaya aur Canteen se nikal gaya
Kisi ne notice nahi kiya tha lekin Daksh es time behad nashe me tha
Usne ankhon me I cool daal rakhi thi jisse kisi ko uspar shak nahi hua
Daksh sidha hostel pahuch gaya aur aaj din me hi joint jala ke bath gaya
Usse college to aana hi tha aur vaise bhi college ke alava vo jata bhi kaha
Vo apne bed par pada pada fuk raha tha ki aur soch raha tha ki bc teen dino se vo kitne nashe me tha
Sala khada bhi nahi hoya ja raha tha usse
Abhi vo soch hi raha tha ki Hritik uske room me aaya
Hritik- samaan pack karke hume flat shift hona Hai aaj
Aur fir Daksh ke hath me joint dekh ke vapas chala gaya
Daksh ne koe react kiya nahi aur bas fukta raha
**** mohini- are tum ro kyu rahe ho
Kisne daata mere bachhe ko
Daksh- Maa bahut gandi hai
Papa se bhi ladti rahti hai aur mujhe bhi marti hai
Mohini- aisa nahi bolte beta
Vo to tumhe bahut pyaar karti hai
Daksh- nahi nahi nahi vo sirf mujhse nafarat karti hai
And I hate her so much
Mohini- aisa nahi bolte beta
Vo to aapki Maa hai na aur dekho vo aapke liye kitne ache ache toys lae hai
Daksh ke samne bahut sare khilone rakhe hue the unhe dekhte hue bolti hai
Daksh utha sare toys ko uthaya aur bahar jake dustbin me daal aaya
Mohini- ye kya Kiya tumne?
Daksh- mujhe kuch nahi chahiye
Mujhe bas mere mom dad chahiye
Sirf mere mom dad
Mohini- beta vo abhi aajaenge
Daksh- aap bhi unke hi tarah juth bolti ho
Mujhe aapse bhi koe baat nahi karni
Aap jao yaha se
Mohini- lekin main to tumse milne aae thi
Daksh- aap mil chuki ho
Ab aap jao yaha se
Mohini- tum kya karoge akele
Daksh- padhae
Ek din main us mukaam par pahuchunga jisse ye sab log mujhe dikhae bhi nahi denge
Mohini- main bhi nahi?
Daksh- bye aunty
Aur Daksh uth ke apne room me chala gaya*******
Arjun- tune packing nahi ki hai abhi tak?
Aur bc ye kya hai din me hi suru ho gaya
Pura floor mahka rakha hai
Daksh- tum log jao main aa raha hu piche piche
Arjun- kyu tujhe yaha gand marani hai
Daksh- bakchodi mat kar pehle hi bahut ho rakhi hai
Arjun- tu khada ho aur packing kar
Etne me Karan bhi vaha aagya tha
Karan- tu chal aaja apan dono kar dete hai
Bag kaha hai tere?
Daksh- edar hi pade honge
Fir Karan aur Arjun uske kapdo aur baki saman ko bag me bhar dete hai jaise bc kachra ho
Arjun- aaj party hai raat ko
Kis Kis ko bulana hai?
Daksh- kisi ko nahi
Sirf apan rahenge and no girls
No girls usne thoda rudely bola tha
Arjun ne kuch nahi kaha bas etna hi bola ki chale ab?
Karan- Cab aagaye hai
Daksh ne apna joint jo almost khatam ho chuka tha vo window se bahar feka aur khada hoke niche chal diya
Baki sab bhi niche hi khade the aur hostel ki formality puri karke apne flat ki tarah chal diye
Karan- apna flat bc
Ab to new new ladkiya lake khud ke bed par chodunga bc
Hritik- main kya hall me sounga bc
Karan- vo teri marji hai
Tu ho ya na ho main to rukunga nahi
Hritik- alag bed chahiye mujhe bc
Meri bhi bandi hai bc
Arjun- pehle pahuch jaye fir dekhenge
Daksh- daru kitni laye ho?
Pawan- Mc tu laega
Yaha etni gand mara chuke hai tere chakkar me ki ab tu pilaega daru
Daksh- gussa kyu kar raha hai bhai
Main le aunga
Narangi ya kala kutta(desi brand)
Pawan- lavda mera
Jd ya blue label
Daksh- esko bahar feko Cab se
Bc tere khandan ne dekhi bhi hai Jd ya blue label
Pawan- nahi lekin main piunga
Karan- kya piega
Lund?
Vo bhi Arjun ka?
Arjun- oye aise mat bol
Mera room mate ho gaya hai ab ye
Karan- fir to akele me khub chudampati hogi
Pawan- gand mat fulao jada
Ye tere shok hai
Hritik- vaise ek baat to hai
Karan gayab to rahta hai lekin ladke ke sath ya Ladki ke sath ye kisi ko nahi pata
Karan- chal aaja room pe tujhe aaj suboot hi de deta hho
Hritik- mujhe nahi chahiye
Main to bas ek valid point bata raha hu
Daksh- bol bilkul sahi raha hai ye
Karan- jal rahi hai sala sabki
Jitne ladkiyo ko main chhod chuka hu utniyo se to tum saro ne mil ke baat bhi nahi ki hogi
Pawan- koe mahaan kaam nahi hai ye
We respect women
Karan- na jaise main to karta hi nahi hu
Lekin physical needs naam ki bhi koe chhij hoti hai
Daksh- Hume to pata hi nahi tha jaise eske bare me
Aise hi bakchodi karte hue vo flat par pahuch gaye
Daksh- flat to acha hai bc
Pasand to badiya hai apne londe ki
Arjun- sab tere jaise chutiya to hote nahi hai
Daksh- ye baat bhi sahi hai
Room konsa hai mera
Uske baad sab apne apne room dekhne lagte hai aur apna apna samaan settle karne lagte hai
Dusri taraf
Saanvi- mom mujhe vahi jana hai
Mrs. Raichand- lekin tum to foreign jane ki bol rahi thi
Saanvi- ab nahi
Ab mujhe ussi college me jana hai
Mom- admission ho chuke hai vaha
Semester bhi start ho chuka hai
Saanvi- mujhe nahi pata mujhe bas vahi jana hai
Aapko jo karna hai vo karo lekin main ussi college me jaungi
Dad- saanvi aise baat karte hai apne mom dad se
Saanvi- aap log mujhe bilkul bhi pyaar nahi karte
Humesha apni man maani karte rahte ho
Mom- tumhe pata hai na vaha Daksh bhi hai
Saanvi- ha to?
Mujhe kya dar lagta hai usse
Dad- safe nahi hai vaha
Pure Dunia me kitne sare ache college hai aur ek tum ho ki
Saanvi- dad main jaungi to ussi college me
Mom- jid nahi karte saanvi
Vaha Daksh hai aur main kisi bhi kimaat par tumhe vaha nahi bejh sakti
Saanvi- eska matlab to ye hua ki aap etne kamjor ho ki apni beti ki safety bhi nahi kar sakti?
Thadaakkkkkk
Ek jor ka thapad pada saanvi par
Saanvi- sachae yehi hai mom
Daksh se aap log darte ho aur vo essi baat ka humesha fayda uthata hai
Lekin main nahi darti usse
Aur etna bol ke saanvi apne room me chali jati hai
Mom- ye Ladki bahut badtameej ho gaye hai
Dad- lekin ab ye manegi nahi
Mom- mujhe pata hai
Lekin vaha bhi to nahi bejh sakte na
Dad- kya alternatives hai
Mom- kuch bhi nahi hai
Mujhe Daksh par bilkul bhi trust nahi hai
Vo agar Kiran ko hurt karne ka bol sakta hai to saanvi ko karne se pehle ek baar bhi nahi sochega
Dad- kiran?
Tumhe kaise pata
Mom- mujhe pata tha mohini Daksh ko call jarur karegi esliye maine uska number ko track kar liya tha
Aur Daksh ne saaf saaf mohini ko bola tha ki agar dobara call ki to uski beti mere bahut pass rahti hai baki aap samjhdar ho
Dad- Daksh prank Kar raha hoga taki uske pass dobara call na aaye
Mom- vo kabhi prank nahi karta
Aur na main risk le sakti hu
Dad- fir kya karenge
Saanvi bhi nahi manegi
Mom- mujhe nahi pata
Dad- usse bej dete hai
Mom- tum pagal ho gaye ho?
Daksh usse kacha chabba dalega
Dad- ye to pata chal jaega ki vo kis had tak ja sakta hai
Mom- eski liye hum apni beti ko daav par laga de?
Dad- Aur koe rasta hai tumhre paas
Mom- main ye nahi karungi
Dad- tumhe jo karna hai jaldi karna kyuki time humare paas bilkul nahi hai
Mom- tumhe tension lene ki koe jarurat nahi hai
Raichand hu main aur kab kya karna hai ye bahut ache se pata hai mujhe
Uske baad dad chale jate hai aur Mrs. Raichand vahi soffe par bath ke sochne lagti hai ki aage kya karna hai
Vahi saanvi apne room me
Mom aap kuch bhi karlo main Daksh ke paas to jake hi rahungi
Aapne jo kiya hai uski sajja to aapko milegi hi aur main Daksh ki help karungi
Daksh ab kaise bachoge mujhse
Jab pure din aur raat main tumhre aas paas dikhungi tab kaise ignore karoge
Fir to tumhe meri baat manani hi padegi
Aur uske baad hum dono happily sath rahenge
Aur aise hi khuli ankhon se na pure hone wale sapne dekhne lagti hai......
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