Update-41
Nae flat ka subhaarab ho chuka tha kyuki bottles khul gaye thi
Pawan- ab majja aaega bc
Khud ka flat mc
Karan- hona tere se vaise bhi kuch nahi hai
Pawan- mud band rakho bc
Girlfriend ban gaye hai Bhai ki
Daksh- jala raha hai ye bc hume to
Pawan- tu chhup rah
Dimag kharab kar rakha hai tune
Daksh- maine kya kiya
Pawan- bhosdike ab tu etna bada nashedi ho gaya hai ki college me bhi nasha karke aane laga?
Daksh- main kab aaya college me nasha karke
Pawan- beta jab tu diper me susu karta tha na tab se main maal fuk raha hu
Chutiya kisi aur ko banaeyo
Daksh- Bhai galat fami ho gaye hai tujhe
Arjun- to door karde
De proof ki tu nashe me nahi tha?
Daksh- tu bhi mere against ho gaya?
Arjun- against me nahi hu
Bas sach janana hai
Daksh- yaar family problem thi
Esliye bina bataye chala gaya tha
Yaha rahta to kisi ko kuch galat na bol du esliye
Hritik- jaise hum to Chutiya hai
Bura maan jate na?
Daksh- aisi baat nahi hai bhai
Tum log samjh nahi rahe ho
Karan- kyuki tu samjha nahi raha hai
Tu bataega nahi to hume pata kaise chalega
Daksh- nahi bata sakta main yaar
Majburi hai meri
Arjun- gand me gus gaye bc tere majburi
Madarchod teen Dino se gand faati hue thi humari
Sala ye bhi nahi pata chal raha tha ki sala jinda bhi hai ya nahi tu
Aur yaha bol raha hai ki majburi hai
Aisi kya majburi hai teri
Daksh kuch nahi bola bas apna beg utha ke peene laga
Karan- bol na bc
Daksh- aage se nahi hoga aisa
Hritik- aur agar hua to?
Daksh- sab bata dunga main
Arjun- mujhe trust nahi hai ab tere pe bilkul bhi
Daksh ek fake smile pass karta hai
Pawan- tu chahta kya hai bas etna bata de hume
Daksh- successfull banana
Karan- jo ye puch raha hai uska jawab de
Daksh- jitna batana hai utna bata raha hu aur uske baad mujhe dobara ye conversation nahi chahe
Thoda gusse me bola
Arjun- bata
Daksh- main yaha sirf padhne hi aaya tha aur vohi karke yaha se jaunga
Lekin yaha se nikalne ke baad kya hoga vo alag hai
Dusri baat mere kuch maksad hai jo mujhe pure karne hai
Dangerous hai
Esliye kisi ko involve nahi kar sakta
Tisri
Main humesha nashe me rahta tha bas fark etna hai tum logo ne notice nahi kiya
Fourth
Agar main gayab hua college me to samjh jana ki do teen dino me vapas aajaega kyuki etni jaldi nahi marunga main
Fifth
Arjun mujhe pata hai tu Kiran ke sath relationship me hai and trust me I'm so happy for you lekin ye tera kaam hai mujhe usse door rakhne ka
Arjun- Lund mera
Main kyu roku usse
Aur vaise bhi mujhse jada tu important hai uske liye
Daksh- tujhe karna hi hoga
Ye uski safety ke liye hi hai
Arjun- esse main involve hu to mujhe reason janana hai
Daksh- tu pyaar karta hai na usse?
Arjun- ha karta hu
Daksh- to fir bas uski safety ke bare me soch
Arjun- Maa chuda tu aur Maa chudae vo
Samjha
Mujhe ya to reason bata ya apni gand mara
Daksh- vo mere raste ke bich me aaegi
Pawan- aur tera rasta kya hai
Daksh- etna samjh lo ki vo achi ladki hai lekin main acha nahi hu
Aur apni manjil ke liye main usse bhi kurbaan kar sakta hu
Karan- fir to kal ko hume bhi kar dega tu
Daksh- sahi samjha
Esliye abhi waqt hai bhagna hai to bhag jao
Arjun- mera eski gand todne ka bahut man kar raha hai
Hritik- kar to mera bhi bahut raha hai
Daksh- Maine kaha tha mat pucho
Tum logo ki hi gand me aag lag rahi thi
Arjun- tu gand mara aur tere secrets gand marae
Bas ek baat yaad rakhna
Kiran ke liye mere se important tu hai aur mere liye Kiran se important tu
Maine usse kuch nahi bolunga chahe kuch bhi ho jaye
Pawan maal de bc dimag kharab ho rakha hai
Pawan- main bolta hu es topic ko yahi khatam kar dete hai
Jab gand fategi to vapas yahi aaega marham lagvane
Sabne hami bhari aur
Pawan- pehle tu Mujhe ye bata bc tera aur ye Kiran ka kabse suru hua?
Aur ye kya pyaar pyaar ki raat laga rakhi hai tune kal se
Arjun- bas Bhai ho gaya
Karan- usse bataya tune
Arjun- ha bata diya
Hritik- kya kaha usne
Karan- ha kardi hogi tabhi sala hawa me ud raha hai
Pawan- hume batane ka kab plan tha?
Arjun- bataya to tha jis din tum log gand maar rahe the
Pawan- acha Mujhe to yaad nahi hai
Hritik- tune sirf etna bola tha ki tu usse pyaar karta hai ye to bataya hi nahi ki tum dono relationship me ho
Arjun- maaf kardo bhaiyo
Galti hogae
Pawan- aise to maafi nahi milegi
Daksh- esko ulta karo eski gand me daru dalte hai
Arjun- beta jab sab tere against me khade honge to main hi tere sath hunga dekh lena
Daksh- fir bhi eski gand me jada kide ho rahe hai
Aaj sabko maar dete hai
Karan- nashe me ho jaenge bc fir edar udar ungli karenge eski gand me
Hritik- tabhi sala sach bolne laga karega
Daksh- baatein mat karo
Ulta karo esko
Arjun- gand tood dunga bc agar kisi ne hath lagaya to
Pawan- ruk bc batata hu
Hritik tu deo lana Bhai mere room se
Aaj eske sare kide jala dene hai
Arjun- dosti yahi toot jaegi bc
Bakchodi nahi
Karan- tu sale pehle hi kisi aur ka ho gaya hai
Aur saro ne milke Arjun ko ulta kar diya aur uski pent nikalne lage
Arjun bc pade pade chhila raha tha aur sabko sunahri sunahri galliya bhi de raha tha
Abhi Arjun ka chhada nikalne wala tha ki flat ka gate khula
*****ohhhhh shhhittttttt
Sooorrrryyyyyy koe boli aur fataak se apna chehra dusri taraf kar liya
Halaat aisi thi ki Arjun niche pada hua tha uski pent aadhi nikali hue thi
Karan aur Hritik ne uski hath pair pakde hue the, Daksh ke hath me saraab ki bottle thi aur Pawan ke hath me deo aur lighter
Samne gate khulte hi unki najar gate par aur hath jaha the vahi ke vahi ruk gaye
Aur fir bilkul dheere dheere se jaise yaha to sarif bache rah rahe the ek dusre ki halaat thik karne lage aur tab tak Arjun ne bhi apni pent vapas pehan li thi
Vaise to ye daru sach me to nahi dalte sala problem ho sakti thi lekin Arjun ki gand jarur faad dete
Hritik- what the hell you are doing here?
Samne khadi ruhi ko dekhte hue hritik bola
Ruhi ne darte darte chehre samne kiya aur fir sab kuch normal dekh ke vo khud normal hue
Daksh- sweetheart aise bachelor's ke flat par nahi guste
Kahi anjane me aisi kuch na dikh jaye jo tum bhula na pao
Daksh muskurate hue bola aur yaha khud Ruhi jo etni modern thi uska chehra saram se laal padh gaya tha
Hritik- tum yaha kar kya rahi ho?
Ruhi Hritik ko ek cake dete hue
Kal mera birthday tha ye yaad dilane aae thi tum sabko
Aur ye bolke Ruhi sabko gusse se dekhte hue bahar nikal gaye
Sabke chehre par hawae ud gaye kyuki bc unko koe idea hi nahi tha ruhi ke birthday ke bare me aur Hritik ki to jada fat rahi thi
Daksh- mchodo sakal kya dekh rahe ho pakdo usko
Daksh ke bolte se sab bahar ki taraf bhage
Ruhi se to sabki achi dosti ho gaye the kyuki vo bahut jaldi sabme gul mil jati thi Esliye sab hi bhag pade usse rokne aur stairs par pakad bhi liya
Ruhi gusse me
Main tum sabka muh tod dunga agar mujhe roka to
Karan aage aaya aur Ruhi ko kandhe par utha ke
Karan- tod lena muh pehle cake to kaat le
Aur usse flat par leke jane laga
Baki sab bhi uske piche piche chal rahe the
Ruhi Karan ke kandhe par hi sabko galliya dene lagi
Karan usse flat par laya aur fir upar se hi soffe par patak diya
Karan- Hritik yaar esko leke gym jaya kar
Bahut moti ho Gaye hai
Kaise jhelta hai tu
Ruhi- shut up
Aur maine nahi kaha tumhe samjhe
Pawan- tumne to ye bhi nahi bataya ki tumhra birthday tha
Ruhi- uska tumhe pata hona chahiye tha
Pawan- acha ruko
Daksh batana Arjun ka birthday Kab ka hai
Daksh- mujhe kyu bich me gused raha hai be
Pawan- tu yaha par jo jo hai kisi ka bhi birthday bata de
Ek ka bhi
Daksh- mujhe pata hai sabka
Hritik ne puch
Arjun Bahut time baad bechara bola
Usse mat pucho uski lanka dahne wali hai
Ruhi Arjun ki taraf dekh ke
Vo sab chhodo ye batao yaha ho kya raha tha
Pawan- Hritik ka man kar raha tha fun ka to hum bas Dost ki help kar rahe the
Daksh- dekha sale tere chakkar me hum badnaam ho gaye
Hritik- Salo meri kyu gand maar rahe ho
Gand me daru dalne ka idea to tera hi tha
Karan- lekin gand jalane ka Pawan ka tha bhai
Ruhi- chhhhuuuppppp
Mujhe nahi sunani tum logo ki bakwash
And Hritik breakup
Hritik ka to bechare ka chehra khula ka khula rah gaya vahi baki sab jor jor se hasne lage
Daksh- alle llleeee leeee mellleee bhai
Karan ab hum teen ho gaye
Hritik- dimag mat kharab kar muh tod dunga
Karan Hritik ko jabardasti galle laga ke koe baat nahi bhai
Hota hai sabke sath hota hai
Hum samjh sakte hai tera dukh
Daksh- chhodo be esko
Aajao cake katate hai
Pawan- vaise kabhi dekha hai ki jiska birthday ho vohi cake leke aa raha ho
Karan- ruk ja bhai
Abhi party me bhi degi
Bc ab bol kon tha Vo jd peene wala
Daksh ne room se ek table khichi aur uspar cake rakh ke candles jala di
Arjun ne fridge se beer ko bottle nikali
Arjun- sorry esse se hi kaam chalana padega
Sab charo taraf khade hogaye
Daksh- aajao tumhra asli birthday celebrate karenge
Daksh ne jabardasti usko uthaya aur cake katvane laga
Ruhi Daksh ko khilane lagi lekin Daksh ne uska hath pakad ke Hritik ko khilva diya
Aur agle hi second ruhi ka pura ka pura chehra cake me aur uske sar ke upar beer bahane lagi
Vo edar udhar hath marne lagi lekin koe fayda nahi hua balki jo cake niche jamin par gir gaya tha vo bhi utha utha ke vapas ruhi ko laga diya
Jab ruhi ko chhoda to vo cake aur beer me naha chuki thi aur side me hoke khasne lagi
Lekin es baat ki kisi ko bhi parhvah nahi thi
Sab thoda Bahut cake jo bacha tha usse taste karne laga
Ruhi- you..........
Vo etna hi bol paae ki sab uspar kud pae aur happy birthday happy birthday karne lage
Galat mat sochna haramiyo pure friendship hai yaha
Fir sabne usse birthday wish kiya aur uske liye ek beer nikal ke di
Ruhi- I hate you all so so much
Pawan- as like we care ha
Ruhi- ye Jada nahi bolne lag gaya
Karan- eski bhi bandi ban gaye Hai na
Ruhi- main aur kapde bhi nahi laae
Sare kharab kar diye tum logo ne
Daksh- Hritik ke shorts aur t pahan le
Ek kaam kar pehle jake shower lele
Ruhi- hmm
Aur ruhi vaha se uth ke chali jati hai
Daksh aur baki sab Hritik ko ishara karne lagte hai
Hritik- bhosdiwalo muh se kuch bologe
Karan- Lund ke bache ja na
Yaha kyu gand mara raha hai
Hritik- kaha?
Vo to nahane gae hai
Karan- Daksh samjha esse
Daksh usse bathroom ke gate tak leke gaya aur dheere se best of luck bol ke vapas chala gaya
Hritik ne knock kiya gate khula aur baki aap log imagine karlo
Pawan- yaar ye Facebook wale sale dhokha karne lag gaye hai bc
Birthday notification dene hi band kardi
Arjun- sab log mujhe date batao main sala event add kar leta hu
Pawan- kyu us din fir humare se aise hi marvaega
Daksh- bas kar be
Thoda kal ke liye bhi chhod de
Pawan- man hi nahi manta bc esko chhodne ka
Haste hue
Arjun- sabka badla lunga bc
Ruk jao thode din
Daksh- aise mat bol nahi to bc sari kasar aaj hi nikal lenge
Aise hi bakchodi karte karte saraab peene lagte hai aur fir so jate hai.....