UPDATE-16
Lucifer- tujhse baki gang ke bare me pucha tha na maine?
Naag- maine kaha tha koe nahi manega
Sala mujhe aur dhamki de rahe the bc
Lucifer- tune mujhe bataya?
Bataya kya tune mujhe?
Naag- bhul gaya
Lucifer- mere patience ka imtehaan na le, main jitna bolu utna bina jada sawal jawab kiye kar diya kar
Naag- maine list bana di thi
Lucifer- lekin tune mujhe list di?
Tune mujhe bataya ki vo maan nahi rahe hai?
Tune bataya ki tu hai hi ek gandva jisse kuch nahi hota?
Naag- aap ne hi to mujhe un bade logo ko uthane bola tha?
Lucifer- tune uthaya unhe?
Thoda sa dara je vapas aagaye
Bc vo to fattu the aur agar thoda bhi courage hota aur meri baat nahi mante to kya izzat rah jati market me meri?
Naag- ye to maine socha hi nahi
Lucifer- sochne ke liye dimag chahiye hota hai aur tera dimag to teri gand me ghusa hua hai
Naag- aage se dhayan rakhunga
Lucifer- tere din najdeek aate dikh rahe hai mujhe
Naag- bhai ye rahi list
Ye logo ne mujhe dhamakaya tha
Aur ye wale sayad bina mare maan jayenge
Lucifer- aise hi kaam kar
Aaj raat enko batata hu ki hume mana karne ke natije kya hote hai
Naag- raat ko kyu bhai?
Lucifer- kyuki din me teri gand marne se fursat nahi milti na mujhe
Ab ja aur jake ashmita ka kuch kar
Naag- main kya karu?
Lucifer- behanchoooooddd kuch lake de mujhe jisse main use kar saku uske pass rahne ke
Bhai kya hi gandu aadmi hai re tu naag
Naag- aap sidhe sidhe batate nahi ho fir mujh par chhilate ho
Lucifer- nikal lode pehli fursat se nikal
Kuch der baad lucifer bhi vaha se aajata hai
Ab uske pass karne ko kuch nahi tha na to college jana tha kyuki ashmita ne college chhod hi diya tha aur inaaya ke pass jane ka matlab nahi tha
Vo bahar aake yehi sab soch raha tha ki kya karu abhi to pura din pada hua hai
Fir kuch soch ke raichand office chala jata hai
Receptionist- hello sir
How may I help you
Lucifer- suresh raichand se milna hai
Receptionist- sir aapke pass appointment hai?
Lucifer- nahi
Receptionist- I'm sorry sir
Mr. Raichand is very busy right now aapko appointment lena hoga kal ka
Lucifer- just call and tell him that somebody wants to talk about Sumer singh(jisko lucifer ne mara tha bunty ke sath)
Receptionist- I'm sorry sir
I can't call him right now
Aap apne naam bata dijiye main unko inform kar dungi
Lucifer- nahi main unko bol dunga ki main aaya tha aur aapne mujhe unse nahi milne diya
Fir jo hoga uski responsibility aapki
Okay?
Have a nice day
Aur lucifer mud ke vapas Jane laga
Ab ye to normal tha ki esse Receptionist ki gand to jarur fatni thi aur vahi hua usne turant bola " excuse me sir, please wait let me try"
Lucifer- thank you you're so beautiful
Bahut pyaar se bola aur vo blush karne lagi
Do minute ke baad "sir please follow me"
Lucifer- call me lucifer
Vo bas smile kar di, lucifer dikhta hi Sala aisa tha aur etne pyaar se bolega to kon nahi pinghlega
"Ththank you" vo haklate hue boli
Lucifer- naam kya hai tumhra?
"Siya" vo pyaari se boli
Lucifer- fuck
Tumhra naam to tum se bhi khubsurat hai
Siya- thank you blush karte hue
Lucifer- fir milenge
Lucifer smile karte hue bola aur suresh ke cabin me ghus gaya
Suresh jo pehle se hi uska intezaar kar raha tha usse dekhte hi "kaun ho tum"
Lucifer- strong whiskey
Koe bhi chalegi
Suresh- main office me sarab nahi peeta
Lucifer- aur mujhe bina nashe ke chhije yaad nahi rahti
Suresh- Sumer ko kaise jante ho?
Lucifer- kon Sumer?
Suresh- saraab ka ek tanker tumhre ghar bhijva dunga jitna peeni hai utni pee lena
Lucifer- lekin mujhe to abhi peeni hai
Suresh- thik hai fir ye sahi
Aur apne cabin se ek ache bottle nikalta hai
Lucifer- main saraab sung leta hu
Mujhe pata tha yahi kahi hai mere pass
Suresh do peg banata hai aur fir ab batao
Lucifer- kya?
Suresh- jo batane aaye the
Lucifer- free me?
Suresh- kitne paise chahiye?
Lucifer- kagach ka kya karunga main
Suresh- to fir kya chahiye tumhe?
Lucifer- chahiye to mujhe ashmita
Suresh- bich me se kaat ke gali ke khujli wale kutto ko khila dunga agar meri beti ki taraf dekha bhi to
Lucifer- esme to sirf kutto ka fayda hai lekin nuksaan hum dono ka
Suresh- kya chahiye?
Lucifer- you know I kinda like her
She is pretty, she is intelligent, she is...
Suresh- ha mujhe pata hai vo kya kya hai
Kaam ki chhij bolo
Lucifer- I just want to motivate her
Main chahta hu vo aasmaan ko chuhe
Dunia me sabse bada naam ho uska
Suresh- tumhe kya chahiye?
Lucifer- feel mat todo
Bata raha hu
Main usse security dena chahta hu you know ki kahi kabhi koe musibaat me na pad jaye aur vaise bhi dusman kuch jada hi rahte hai na apne
Suresh- tumne abhi bhi nahi bataya ki tumhe kya chahiye?
Lucifer- ashmita
I love her
Mujhe ashmita chahiye
Suresh- pata nahi main kis chhij ki saram kar raha hu nahi to abhi tak nipta deta tumhe
Lucifer- esliye to pehle Sumer ko mara hai taki aap meri baato par trust kar pao
Suresh- tumne Sumer ko mara?
Ha ha ha ha nice nice joke
Sakal dekh apni aisa lagta hai jaise aaj hi ande se nikla lo aur baat kar raha hai Sumer ko marne ki
Lucifer- uski halaat to dekhi hi hogi
Na pair hai na hath hai aur na juban
Pehle to main socha ek hath chhod deta hu gand dhone me help ho jayegi fir socha uske jaiso ko gand dhone ka sukh bhi nahi milna chahiye
Suresh- kiya kisi ne ho aur tum fayda uthane aagaye?
Lucifer- usko bula lo aur meri photo dikha dena
Halaat dekh ke samjh jaoge aap
Lucifer- dekho mujhe kuch mahine ashmita ke sath rahne do esse vo safe bhi rahegi aur mujhe try karne ka mokka bhi mil jayega agar main fail hua aur usse impress nahi kar paya to apne aap chala jaunga
Suresh- aur agar tum usse safe rakhne me fail hogaye to?
Lucifer- fuck ye to maine socha hi nahi
Eska answer bhi dund ke Lana chahiye tha
Suresh- main mazak ke mood me bilkul nahi hu
Lucifer- es dunia me mere alava koe usse safe rakh bhi nahi payega
I'm your last hope
Aur vaise bhi aap EK aur bache ko khona to nahi chahoge na?
Mujhe umeed hai aisa nahi chahoge aap
Suresh- agar usse kuch hua to to zinda tum bhi nahi bachoge
Lucifer- es khushi ke mokke par shots to bante hai
Suresh- pehle apni worth sabit karo
Main tumhe uske sath rahne dunga lekin starting me mere log bhi Hoge tumhre aas pass aur agar unhe kuch bhi galat laga to pehli goli meri side se chalegi
Lucifer- ashmita ko aapko manana padega
Suresh- vo mera kaam hai
Lekin yaad rakhna tum bhi
Lucifer- yaad rakhunga sasur jee
Ab main chalta hu vo kya hai na meri hone wali biwi ke samne jane ke liye makeup vagra karva leta hu
Uske baad lucifer vaha se chala jata hai
Suresh kisi ko call karke apne cabin me bulata hai
Suresh- ye jo abhi ladka aaya tha eski sab information chahiye raat tak
"OK sir" aur vo chala jata hai
Vahi inaaya ek choti si file padh rahi thi jisme ek ya do hi pages the bas
Inaaya- ye kya hai?
Esme to kuch bhi nahi hai?
Aadmi- ma'am kuch pata hi nahi chala
Aisa lag raha hai jaise ye aadmi ek mahine pehle hi paida hua ho
Inaaya- bakwas mat karo
Ek kaam theek se to hota nahi tum logo se
Aadmi- ma'am ye pata chala hai ye hi bahut muskil se pata chala
Main bata to raha hu koe information nahi hai eske bare me
Na pan card na aadhar card na driving license kuch bhi to nahi hai eska
Inaaya- aise kaise ho sakta hai?
Aadmi- yehi sach hai Ma'am
*** es building ke ek flat me rahta hai
Last month se hi rahne laga hai
Na koe dost hai na koe family bas vaha ki ek teacher ke sath ek do baar dekha gaya hai bas
Inaaya- kya naam hai teacher ka?
Aadmi- madhuri
Inaaya- theek hai unke bare me bhi pata karo
Aadmi- theek hai Ma'am
Aur vo chala jata hai
Inaaya man me kon ho tum lucifer aur ashmita se kya chahte ho?
Mujhe achi feelings kyu nahi aa rahi tumhre bare me?
Aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki tumhre naam par ek bhi government ID nahi hai
Yaha tak koe record bhi kyu nahi hai tumhre bare me?
Aakhir ho kon tum?
Kya tum ashmita ko nuksaan pahuchana chahte ho?
Kya koe aur reason hai?
Kya ye ashmita se pyaar karta hai?
Mujhe jaldi se jaldi eske bare me pata karna hoga
Kahi der na ho jaye lekin pata kaise karu?
Kya usse hi puch lu?
Lekin uski harkato se ab lagta nahi hai ki vo meri taraf dekhega bhi ya fir mujhe kuch bataega
Kya vo koe undercover agent to nahi hai?
Uski baaton se bhi aisa lagta hai lekin koe agent ashmita ke piche kyu padega?
Ya fir don ho kyuki usne mujhe project ek raat me dila diya lekin agar Don hota aur etna powerful Don to ashmita se kya chahega?
Paise to vaise hi honge uske pass?
Fir to bas ek hi reason ho sakta hai ki ye ashmita se pyaar karta hai, usne bola bhi tha ki personal issue hai uska ashmita ke sath
Hey baghwan madad karo Main pagal ho jaungi nahi to
Mujhe usse baat karni hi padegi aur usse kuch acha offer bhi dena padega tabhi kuch baat ban sakti hai
Ha ha yehi sahi rahega mujhe baat karni padegi usse
Yaha inaaya alag dunia me hai aur vaha lucifer alag hi kaand kar raha hai
"Kaun ho tum? Hume kyu maar rahe ho? Ek aadmi bola
Lucifer- pehle maar leta hu taki baad me koe question na puche aur chup chhap meri baat maan le
" kya chahte ho tum"
Lucifer- maine suna hai tune meri aadmi ko dhamkaya hai
" kon hai tumhra aadmi?"
Lucifer- naag
Usne tujhe ek offer diya aur badle me tune use kya diya?
Dhamki?
Bc etni himmat hogaye tumhri?
Aadmi- bhai hume pata nahi tha ki aapka aadmi hai maaf kardo hume
Lucifer- maaf nahi karta main
Galti ki saja sirf maut hai sirf maut
Aadmi- hum aapki sari sarte maanane ko tayar hai yaha tak ki baki gangs ko bhi aapke bare me bata denge aur hum sab ek hoke kaam karenge aapke under
Lucifer- are ye to bahut samjhdaar hai
Aadmi- hum sab to gunde hai na bhai
Kyu aapas me maar kaat kare?
Esse to sirf police ka hi fayda hoga na
Lucifer- I am loving this guy
What's your name?
Aadmi- Rocky bhai
Lucifer- to Rocky bata kitna time lagega tujhe sab ko convince karne me
Rocky-2-4 din aur kuch bodies
Lucifer- tu bodies badha aur din kam kar
Main vapas aau tab kaam milna chahiye mujhe
Rocky- theek hai bhai
Bhai aapka naam?
Lucifer- lucifer sirf naam aur chehra yaad rakhna bas
Agar mujhe aur kuch karte dikh gaye to marunga kam aur gasitunga jada
Rocky- samjh gaya bhai
Lucifer- good
Chalta hu kaam suru kar de jaldi
Aur lucifer vaha sabki achi tarah dulae karke chala jata hai...