UPDATE-31
Lucifer raat tak bilkul theek ho chuka tha lekin vo sochne par majbur ho raha tha ki sare khatre to uski vajah se aa rahe hai to guruji ne ashmita ko involve kyu kiya?
Aisa to ho nahi sakta ki guruji ko es bare me knowledge na ho, unhe to sab pata rahta hai fir unhone kyu ye sab hone diya?
Lucifer ke bina ashmita jada safe rahti na ki lucifer ke yaha aane se kyuki lucifer ke sath sakdo dusman bhi to yaha aagaye hai
Uske pass sawal to bahut sare the lekin jawab ek ka bhi nahi tha aur na koe aisa tha jo usse batata
Ye sab chhod ke usne KAAL se kaise nipta jaye es bare me sochna suru kar diya kyuki ye to lucifer ko pata tha ki KAAL hamla to din me hi karega aur din me lucifer usse hara bhi nahi payega, eske bhi do reason the ek to din me uski power bahut kam hoti hai aur dusra ashmita ke samne vo apni talwar nahi nikal sakta aur din me to vo ashmita ke sath hi rahta hai
Fir socha chalo jo hoga dekha jayega thoda bahar ghum ke aata hu aur nikal gaya bahar
Bahar raat ko alag hi ronak rahti thi sundar sundar titliya yaha vaha ghum rahi thi aur unhe dekh ke lucifer apne problems bhul raha tha
Abhi vo thoda aage nikla tha ki bhid me kisi se takra gaya
Ye londa bhi kabhi dekh ke nahi chalta
" you andhe, dekh ke nahi challlllll" aur lucifer ko dekh ke apne words muh me hi rakh liye
Lucifer halka muskurate hue
Ye soch na ki main jaan bhuj kar tujhse takraya, khud ko importance de de thodi
Please
Inaaya- main tumse koe baat nahi karna chahti
Jee ha vo takraya bhi inaaya se hi etni bhid me
Lucifer- main to mara ja raha hu tumse baat karne ke liye, please mujhse baat karle, mujhe bacha le
Lucifer nataak karta hua bola lekin inaaya ko sayad pasand nahi aaya kyuki uska chehra sab baya kar raha tha
Lucifer- kyu na tum mujhse maafi maang lo aur fir main aage ki sochu?
Inaaya- main pehle hi bol chuki hu sorry samjhe
Aur aage se kya matlab hai tumhra?
Lucifer- ab dheere dheere baat karenge tabhi to bistar tak pahuchenge?
Inaaya- haha you and me?
Haha in your dream lucifer
In your dream
Lucifer- vaha to bahut baar ho chuka hai, batau kya detail me?
Inaaya- tum jaise bande se mujhe baat hi nahi karni
Hato mere raste se
Lucifer- etna bada rasta pada hai kahi se bhi nikal ja lekin nahi mujhe to lucifer se hi takrana hai
Inaaya- agar mujhe tumhri bhanak bhi lag jati to main yaha aati hi nahi
Lucifer- ohhhh etna pyaaar?
Please etna pyaar mat karo mujhse
Mujhe pyaar na milne ka sarap mila hua hai
Inaaya- tum jaiso ko pyaar milna bhi nahi chahiye you don't deserve it
Lucifer- bet lagaye tu bhi?
Inaaya- mujhe nahi lagani tumse kuch bhi
Lucifer- dar gaye ki kahi fir se na haar jaye
Inaaya- kuch bhi samjh lo
Lucifer- sayad khud bhi doubt hoga ki meri khubsurati ke aage fail ho jao
Inaaya- kya matlab?
Lucifer- if we ever had sex....of course tumhri marji se to tum kya karogi?
Inaaya- aisa kabhi nahi hoga lucifer
Lucifer- laga le bet fir
Inaaya- kya stakes par hai?
Lucifer- I can fuck you wherever I want whenever I want aur tum mana nahi karogi
Inaaya- hahahaha very funny
Lucifer- maan le fir dar gaye tu
Inaaya- ha dar gaye
Khush ab?
Lucifer- main etna handsome hu main kya karu?
Inaaya- mar jao kahi jake
Lucifer- mar hi to nahi sakta Inaaya
Vaise tumhre baap ka love affair kaisa chal raha hai?
Inaaya- none of your business
Lucifer- yaha khadi kyu hai?
Koe kaam nahi hai kya tumhe ya fir mere pyaar me pad gaye aur mujhse door nahi raha ja raha?
Inaaya- fuck off aur vaha se chali gaye
Lucifer bhi aage nikal gaya vo to bas yuhi ungli kar raha tha inaaya ko
Thodi aage chala to bhid kam hogaye aur esliye vahi bath gaya
Raat ka time tha aur achi thandi thandi hawae chal rahi thi, aisa mosam tha ki kisi ka bhi saraab ya sabaab ka kar jaye
"Hey" piche se aawaz aae
Lucifer ne mud ke dekha to siya khadi thi
Lucifer- takra jao na mujh se?
Siya- sorry what?
Lucifer- kaisi ho tum?
Bahut busy rahti ho etna kaam mat kiya karo
Siya- kaam nahi karungi to ma'am mujhe bahar fek denge
Lucifer- mere sath rah lena bas bed ek hi hai mere pass
Siya- hehe nice try
Vaise kyu mujhe bahar nikalvana chahte ho aap?
Lucifer- tum jaisi sunder ladki ko kaam karte dekh mera man bhar aata hai
Siya- lekin mujhe to kaam karna pasand hai
Lucifer- thak jati hogi na tum?
Chalo main tumhe exercise karna sikha dunga
Siya- konsi exercise?
Lucifer- ye aisi exercise hai jis se tumhe pasina to bahut aaega lekin karne me maja usse bhi jada aaega aur to aur tum baar baar karna chahoge
Siya- are waw aisi konsi exercise hai?
Lucifer- demo de dunga na
Abhi bolo to abhi chal lete hai mere flat
Siya- mujhe kuch galat kyu lag raha hai?
Lucifer- kuch galat nahi hai
Aaj tumhe jindagi ka asli matlab sikha hi deta hu
Aur siya ka hath pakad ke usse uthata hai aur lucifer ka phone bajane lagta hai
Screen dekh kar " tumhri boss tumhra bhala nahi hone dena chahti "
Lucifer- ha bolo
Ashmita- kaha par ho?
Lucifer- bahar aaya tha walk karne
Ashmita- tumhe kisne bola walk karne ko?
Rest nahi kiya jata kya?
Lucifer- are kya hua vo batao?
Ashmita- main dinner leke aae thi tumhre liye
Kaha ho tum?
Lucifer- main to busy hu
Ashmita- kaha busy ho?
Lucifer- siya ko kuch important exercise sikhani thi to uske flat ja raha hu
Ashmita- tum pagal ho kya?
Pehle to aisi halaat me khade ho kar chale gaye aur ab ye?
Koe jarurat nahi hai sidha flat aajao main wait kar rahi hu
Lucifer- are siya bura maan jayegi
Tum vapas chali jao vaise bhi tumhre ghar ka khana khatam hogya to?
Ashmita- ek hi baat ko baar baar repeat nahi karte
I'm sorry maine gusse me bol diya tha
Ab khush?
Lucifer- firse bolo ek baar
Ashmita- theek hai
I'M SORRY LUCIFER MAINE GALATI SE BOL DIYA THA MUJHE MAAF KAR DO
Lucifer- abhi man nahi bhara
Main ja raha hu siya ke sath bye
Aur lucifer phone kaat deta hai
Abhi to chalne hi wala tha ki siya ka phone baj gaya aur lucifer gusse se uska phone dekhne laga
Siya phone par yes ma'am jee ma'am okay ma'am theek hai Ma'am hi bol rahi thi
Lucifer- chale?
Siya phone katate hue vovo actually mujhe kuch jaruri kaam aagya hai to fir kabhi, sorry aur vaha se bhag gaye
Ab lucifer ko ashmita par gussa aane laga esliye flat ki jagah naag ke pass chala gaya
Ashmita uske pass phone kar rahi thi lekin lucifer jawab hi nahi de raha tha aur khud naag ke adde par pahuch gaya
Lucifer- naag kaha hai re tu?
Tere bina mera man kyu nahi lagta mere naag?
Naag ander se bahar aata hua
Bhai aap jab aise baat karte ho to mujhe dar lagne lagta hai
Lucifer- dar jaruri hai naag ye
Nahi to tere jaise andu jhatu mujhe kya samjhenge?
Naag- kuch kaam tha kya bhai?
Lucifer- are tu mera chhota bhai jaisa hai aur tere sath maine abhi tak saraab nahi pee ye soch kar mujhe bahut bura laga esliye aagya yaha
Naag- aap sidhe sidhe baat karo na bhai
Kyu meri gand faad rahe ho
Lucifer- aaja daru peete hai
Aur dono andar chale jate hai vahi ashmita non stop usse call kiye ja rahi thi
Naag- bhai phone baj raha hai aapka
Lucifer- mujhe to nahi sunae de raha
Tujhe de raha hai kya?
Chal aaja tera ilaaz kara ke lau
Naag- konsi aawaz bhai?
Mujhe to koe awaz nahi aa rahi
Sayad mere kaan baj rahe hai
Ab nahi aa rahi koe aawaz
Lucifer- bahut jaldi theek hogya tu to
Naag- aap jaise doctor ho to koe kaise theek nahi hoga
Lucifer- main tere aas pass hi rahunga tu tension mat le haha
Naag- are bhai aisa mat bolo
Lucifer- saraab kaha hai?
Naag ek bottle leke aaya aur dono aaram se bahar park me bath kar peene lage
Naag- bhai mujhe na aap se ek problem hai
Lucifer- maine kab maari teri gand?
Naag- aap na humesha hi meri marte rahte ho
Dekho sakal dekho meri, kitna sareef bacha dikhta hu main
Lucifer- dikha?
Are tu to bilkul mere jhaat jaisa dikhta hai
Congratulations
Naag- thank you thank you
Aap meri to marte rahte ho aur ashmita jab samne aati hai to chhup ho jate ho
Aisa kyu?
Lucifer- tujhe nasha hogya hai naag
Naag- esliye hi to bol paa raha hu
Lucifer- ashmita ladki hai aur tu gandu
Naag- us se jada kaam to main karta hu aapka, jab bhi aapka man hota hai mujhe laga dete ho line me
Kitni shanti bhari jindagi thi meri aapke aane se pehle
Lucifer- ab excited nahi ho gaye?
Naag- etna excitement bhi acha nahi hai bhai
Lucifer- kya chahiye tujhe bata
Naag- meri shadi kara do
Lucifer- tera kanyadaan main hi dunga
Naag- dekho fir vahi baat
Main serious hu bhai
Lucifer- chal fir dekh ke aate hai tere liye ladki
Naag- Maine dekh rakhi hai
Lucifer- are bc
Aur mujhe es baare me kuch ata pata hi nahi hai
Kon hai bhai?
Naag- commissioner ki beti
Lucifer- ab tu bolega ki main teri marta kyu rahta hu
Naag- bahut muhobaat karta hu main bhai us se
Lucifer- sale commissioner ki beti hai
Teri gand me goliyo se pyramid bana dega commissioner
Naag- meri shadi kara do bhai
Main kabhi aapse koe sawal nahi karunga, aap jab jab jo jo bologe vo vo karunga
Lucifer- vo ladki bhi tujhse pyaar karti hai?
Naag- ha lekin usko pata nahi hai ki main kya kaam karta hu
Lucifer- bahut badiya are bc bahut hi jada badiya
Naag- bhai aap to kuch bhi kar sakte ho na
Aapne mere aadmiyo ko ek raat me police se chhuda liya tha fir mujhe bhi bachaya, ashmita ke sath bhi pahuch gaye aur inaaya se bhi bhid gaye
Aap hi Kara sakte ho kuch
Lucifer- kya bata rakha hai tune usko apne bare me?
Naag- yehi ki main rathore ka business partner hu
Lucifer- gandu tujhe aur koe naam nahi mila?
Raichand ka naam le deta?
Naag- bhai vo rathore ke liye kaam kiya hai bahut sare esliye uska naam hi le diya
Lucifer- esliye tujhe raichand ke bare me etna sab pata hai
Naag- ha vo rathore batata rahta tha
Unki koe purani dusmani hai esliye
Lucifer- to ab kya karvana chahta hai tu mujhse?
Naag- aap inaaya ko leke jao na uske parents ke pass
Aap to jante bhi ho inaaya ko aapko mana nahi karegi vo
Lucifer- tu ye baat pehle nahi bata sakta tha?
Aaj hi uski bejjati karke aaya hu main
Naag- bhai karo na kuch
Ohh bhai mere lucifer bhai
Main to chhota bhai hu na aapka
Bhai ka ghar bhasva do
Please bhai
Lucifer- mujhe gussa to bahut aa raha hai tujh par
Gandu tune pyaar ki neev hi juth se rakhi hai
Naag- main usse sab sach sach bata dunga bas pehle aap ha karva do
Lucifer- aur usne sab jaan ke mana kar diya to?
Ya fir ye bola ki sab chhod de to kya karega?
Naag- bhai aisa pyaar hi kya jiski vajah se khud ko badalna pade?
Lucifer- ohh lode
Ye us se juth bolne se pehle nahi socha tune?
Naag- bhai main to commissioner se upper hand rakhne ke liye pata raha tha Fir pata nahi kab pyaar hogya
Mujhe laga esse commissioner humare kaam ke bich me nahi aaega
Lucifer- kisi ladki ka istemaal karna is not a good thing naag
Naag- bhai ab samjh aa gya hai na
Ab kuch karao na bhai
Please bhai
Inaaya se karo na meri baat
Bhai ke liye etna to kar hi sakte ho aap?
Lucifer- tujhe bhai ka kya bola tu to sale sar par chhad ke kaan me mutne laga
Naag- bhai to main ha samjhu?
Lucifer- soch ke batata hu
Naag- thank you bhai
Ha karne ke liye
Lucifer- maine kaha soch ke batata hu
Naag- ha bhai thank you
Aap mere asli bhai ho
Lucifer- hat bc
Sara mood kharab kar diya
Main ja raha hu
Aur lucifer aadhi raat ko apne flat ke liye nikal gaya
Nashe me jhumte jhumte to aaram se apne flat ja raha tha
Jab stairs par pahucha to dekha ashmita vahi so rahi hai
Sayad uska wait karte karte vahi so gaye aur side me khana bhi rakha hua tha
Lucifer ne gate khola ashmita ko uthaya apne bed par litaya aur khud bhi uske side me hi so gaya....