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Incest mangalsutra se kamsutra tak

Dosto pehle kiski chudai dekhna pasand karoge ?

  • Anjali

    Votes: 8 5.8%
  • Rajni

    Votes: 80 57.6%
  • Srishti

    Votes: 8 5.8%
  • Vanika

    Votes: 35 25.2%
  • Swati

    Votes: 8 5.8%

  • Total voters
    139
  • Poll closed .

Tere pyar me pagal

Sardar Khan
214
1,609
139

Tere pyar me pagal

Sardar Khan
214
1,609
139
update 11
Subah rajni aur subhash dono he apne taye samay se der se uthe. Uthkar rajni ghadi ki taraf dekhti hai to 8 baj chuke the wo ek dum se hadbada kar uthti hai aur side me subhash ko bhi abhi tak soya hua pati hai, to wo use bhi uthati hai

Rajni- aji uthiye, sunte hai uthiye ji aaj bahut der ho gyi aapko office bhi to jana hoga, aeji uthiye na

Subhash(abhi bhi thodi neend me)- han bas uth gya time kya hua hai

Rajni- 8 baj chuke hai aaj to sote sote samay ka pata he nahi chala

Subhash- koi baat nahi ek din zyada so liye to koi pahad nai toot gya.

(aur dono uth kar fresh hote hai nahate hai jaldi jaldi pooja karte hai aur 9 baje nashte ke liye baith jate hai)

Swati puri tayari kar chuki thi nashte ki

Sabhi breakfast karke apne apne kam ke liye nikal jate hai

Manu school me apne dosto se

Manu- yaar aaj anjali nahi dikhai de rahi wo aayi nahi kya, bechari ko kal mere chakkar me bahut thappad pade.

Dost2- are bhai tujhe nahi pta

Manu- kya

Dost2- khabar hai ki uske papa raato raat apna transfer karwa kar puri family ko le kar kahi dur chale gye.

Manu- kya baat kar rha hai

Dost2- hume to laga tha anjali ne tujhe bataya hoga

Manu- kaha yaar kal uske papa bahut gusse me the aur mere ghar par bhi sabka mood off tha isliye baat he nahi ho payi………

Dost2- chal tu tension mat le sab thk ho jayega dhire dhire.

Manu- kya thk ho jayega bhenchod, sab barbad ho gya, sab us bhen ke lode peon ki galati hai, aaj hai kaha wo ek bar dikh jaye me uski gand fad kar rakh dunga, sala kutta namak mera khata hai aur naukri kisi aur ki.

Dost1- le aa gya wo chal dekhte hai use bhi

Peon aaj pehle he bahut dara hua tha par school aana uski majboori thi gareeb tha bechara.

Manu- idhar aa be sale kutte kal jo bhi hua sab tere karan hua, na tu waha se jata aur na he aisa kuch hota

Peon(manu ke muh se chacha ki jagah sale kutte sun kar he dar jata hai wo samjh jata hai ki aaj manu kitne gusse me hai)- beta mujhe maaf kardo beta, me jan bujh kar nahi gya tha waha se wo to principal sir ne mujhe bula liya tha

Manu- principal han principal ne bula liya tha bhul gya kya naukri dilwayi kisne thi, bol……..

Peon(hath jodte hue)- bête mujhse bhool ho gyi me hath jod kar maafi mangta hu

Manu samjh gya tha ki ise kuch kehne ka koi fayda nahi hai

Manu- thk hai thk hai chacha koi baat nai, jao yaha se

(manu ne bol to diya tha ki koi baat nahi par wo janta tha ki agar peon kal waha hota to ye sab na hota na wo pakda jata na anjali jati aur na he use apni maa ki kasam khani padti)

Khair ab jo ho gya so ho gya use badla nahi ja sakta tha

Usi din school ki chhuti ke bad

Dost2- thk hai bhai log mai nikalta hu

Dost1- are itni jaldi, koi kam hai kya

Manu- han yaar thoda ruk kar chala jata kahi ghumne chalte

Dost2- nahi yaar actually mai apni family ke sath 1 hafte ke liye rajasthan ja rha hu waha humare ek relative ke bête ki shadi hai, aur humari aaj raat ki flight hai.

Dost1- to chal mai bhi tere sath chalta hu.

Manu- are tu bhi, tu ruk ja me chhod dunga tujhe apni bike se

Dost2- chalo yaaro fir me nikalta hu tum dono baitho, ab 1 hafte bad milta hu.

Manu aur dost1- bye, mze karna.

Uske jane ke bad kuch der tak manu aur dost1 idhar udhar ki baate karte hai, uske bad manu bolta hai

Manu- kya yaar ab choot kaise marunga

Dost1(mazak me)- kyu anjali ke baap ne tera aujaar kat diya kya hahaha hhaha

Manu(thoda muskurate hue)- abe nai yaar aisa nahi hai

Dost1- to bas fir tujhe kya dikkat hai, kuch din tak kisi randi par apni aag nikaal aur us beech ek aur ladki ko pta le aur waise bhi tujhe mana kon karegi.

Manu- abe nahi yaar, yhi to dikkat hai bhenhod mai ab kisi bahar ki ladki ke sath ye sab kabhi nahi kar skta.

Dost1- kyu aisa kya ho gya ki tu ab kisi bahar ki ladki ke sath aisa kuch nai kar skta

Manu- ye sab baat jab papa ne ghar par mummy ko batayi to unhone mera hath apne ser par rakhwa kar kasam dilwayi ki me aage se aisa kuch bhi kisi bhi ladki ke sath nahi karunga.

Dost1-aur tune kasam kha li

Manu- to aur kya karta, us waqt kuch aur mujhe samjh he nahi aaya.

Dost1- to matlab ab tu humesha ke liye kisi ke sath kuch nahi karega ya iski koi time limit bhi hai jaise college shuru hone tak ya shadi tak matlb samjh rha hai na tu.

Manu- abe chal chutiye kasam khayi hai koi contract thodi sign kiya hai jisme sharte likhi hoti hai.

Dost1- to ab tera kam kaise chalega.

Manu- wahi to bhenchod wahi to soch raha hoon.

Dost1- to apna hath jaggannath………

Manu- tu janta to hai mera style, me sirf muth par guzara nai kar skta choot to chahiye he chahiye.

Dost1(kuch der ruk kar aur thoda soch kar)- ek rasta hai, jisse tujhe muth bhi na marni pade aur na teri maa ki kasam toote.
 
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