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[Ayush2017]

Awesome update

 

[urc4me]

Rasprad aur Romanchak. Pratiksha agle update ki

 

[Sonieee]

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[dragonslair]

nice update

 

[Ayushchutka diwana]

Jo acchi khani hoti humesha puri kyu nhi hoti

 

[Tere pyar me pagal]

Jo acchi khani hoti humesha puri kyu nhi hoti

kyuki achi story ko acha bnaye rakhne ke liye uspar mehnat karni padti hai aur uske liye waqt lagta hai aur lekhak nahi chahta ki kahani bigad jaye par pathko ki lagatar kehne par use majboori me update dene padte hai roz lagatar, aur ek din kahani bigad jati hai, par aisa hone se pehle kuch lekhak use band he kar dete hai.

 

[Tere pyar me pagal]

Waiting..

intezar karne ki liye dhanyawad, update kuch he der me.

 

[Ayushchutka diwana]

Aur update do bhai

 

[Tere pyar me pagal]

update 18​

Vanika- thik hai phir aap use bol dijiye mai ready ho kar aati hoon

30 min. bad

manu bahar sofa par baitha vanika ki wait kar rha tha tabhi wo taiyar ho kar aa jati hai, vanika ne ek net wala baby pink colour ka top pehan rakha tha jisme se uski bra me kaid badi badi chuchiyan mano cheekh cheekh kar manu se keh rhi ho hume aazad karke humse khelo aur neeche usne navy colour ki ek dum tight fit jeans dali hui thi jisme se uski gand ka ubhar ek dum saaf nazar aa rha tha, manu to vanika ko dekh kar dekhta he reh gaya

Vanika(manu ko is tarah khud ko ghoorta pa kar)- pehli bar dekh rhe ho kya

Manu- kyy…. kya kaha aap ne

Vanika- kya dekh rhe ho

Manu- aap ko(thoda bold hote hue)

Vanika- dikhau

Manu- kya

Vanika- apne sandal

Manu- are aap to gussa he ho gayi mai to bas isliye aap ko dekh rha tha kyuki aaj aap bhaut sundar dikh rhe ho

Vanika- thank you, ab chale

Manu apni bike nikalta hai

Vanika- are bike se kyu, car kyu nahi

Darasal ye manu ka plan tha wo vanika ki chuchiyo ko apni peeth par mehsoos karna chahta tha

Manu- wo didi aap ne aaj news nahi dekhi kya, aaj banglore me traffic jam laga hua hai

Vanika- oh no, ise bhi aaj he lagna tha…. (aur manu ke peeche baith jati hai)

Manu market jate hue bike jan bujh kar rough chala rha tha taki use bar bar break marna pade, aur wo jab bhi break lagata vanika ki pahad jaisi chuchiyan manu ki peeth me dhans jati aur isi ke sath manu ka saanp bhi ser uthane laga, jab wo dono mall tak pahunche to manu ka bura hal tha uska lund pant me fatne ko ho rha tha, wo vanika ko wahi bahar utar kar bike parking me lagane ke bahane apna lund set karke wapas aata hai

Manu- chale didi

Vanika- han chalo, waise tumhe bhi kuch shopping karni hai ya bas aise he aa gye ho

Manu- han mujhe swimmimg constume lena hai apne liye

Vanika- oo shit…..

Manu- kya hua

Vanika- mai bhi kitni budhu hu, hum goa ja rhe hai aur mujhe swimming costume ka khayal he nai aaya

Manu(mazak me)- budhu matlab ghochu… hahahaha

Vanika- ha ha ha very funny, ab chale

Iske bad manu aur vanika ek sath shopping ke liye jate hai

Andar mall me ek dukan me jab wo ghuste hai to sales girl1 unka welcome karti hai

Sales girl- aayie sir aayie mam, boliye kya chahiye aapko

Vanika- mujhe apne liye kuch casual dresses leni hai

Sales girl- humare pas kal he naya stock aaya hai latest dresses ka mam, aaiye me aapko dekhati hu

Vanika aur sales girl ek counter ki taraf jate hai tabhi sales girl kehti hai

Sales girl- mam aap akeli dekhengi, aapke boyfriend nahi aayenge

Vanika- excuse me… aap se kisne kaha wo mera boyfriend hai

Sales girl- I’m sorry mam, but yaha zyadatar couples he shopping karne aate hai isliye mujhe laga aap dono bhi………

Ye baat sun kar vanika ko thodi masti sujhti hai

Vanika- actually wo mera boyfriend he hai but he likes to keep it secret isliye maine aise react kiya(vanika ne achanak masti ke chakkar me ye bol to diya par use khud samjh nahi aaya ki aisa usne bola kyu)

Sales girl- to unhe bulau mam

Vanika- nahi uski koi zaroorat nai hai mai khud apne liye pasand kar sakti hoon.

Udhar manu apni he masti me tha, wo apna he hawai mehal bana rha tha ki tabhi

SG2- sir jab tak aapki girlfriend shopping kar rahi hai mai aap ko kuch dikhau

Manu(ye bat sun kar man me)-kash…. Kash tumhari baat sach ho jaye mai tumhari puri dukan bhi karidne ko taiyar hu

Manu SG2 se- actually tum meri ek help zaroor kar sakti ho, waise wo sab chhodo kam to tum bhi nai lag rhi ho aaj

SG2- sir ye aap kya keh rhe hai

Manu- kyo khubsurat ladki ki tareef karna koi gunah hai kya

SG2(apni tareef sun kar tav me aate hue)- nai gunah nahi hai par aapki girlfriend bhi to sath me hai

Manu- are uski fikar tum mat karo, aur waise bhi tumhari mam mujhe sach bolne se thodi he rok sakti hai, sach bol raha hu kehar dha rhi ho

SG2(apne balo me hath firate hu)- ab mai itni bhi achi nahi hoon

Manu- aaarrree kon kehta hai(awaz unchi karte hue) kon kehta hai…….

Manu ki baat beech me kat te hue

SG2- are sir shant ho jayiye nahi to boss gussa hongi

Manu- to bolo tum manti ho ki nahi ki tum khubsurat ho

SG2(apni itni tareef se jhaad par chadhte hue)- hhmmmm, maan gyi, hoon maai khubsurat, ab bataiye aap ki kuch help karu

Manu- help to tum meri bahut kar sakti ho par tumse meri nazar hate tab to koi kam batau tumhe

SG2- bas bhi kijiye sir ab mujhe sharam aa rhi hai

Manu(ab manu ko pakka ho gya tha ki ye ab kisi kam ke liye mana nahi karegi)- acha ek baat batao, tumhare yaha dulhan ki dresses bhi milti hai kya

SG2- ji humare pas pure shehar se acha exclusive collection hai aur uske liye humara pura ek alag section bhi hai

Manu- bahut badiya fir to tum meri bahut help kar sakti ho, actually mujhe ek dulhan ka joda chahiye

SG2- bataiye sir kiske liye

Manu- you naughty, ab agar uske sath aaya hoon to obviously usi ke liye chahiye hoga na

SG2- ji sir mai to bas pakka kar rhi thi ki kahi wo aapki time pass wali to nahi hai, to unka size kya hai

Manu- ab itni sundar aur experienced sales girl ko unke coustmer ka size bhi mujhe he batana padega, waise tumhara size kya hai

SG2(chonkte hue)- siirrrrrr……..

Manu- are nai mera wo matlab nahi tha(baat ko sahi karte hue) mai to bas isliye puch rha tha kyuki tumhara bhi meri GF jaisa he kuch kuch figure hai

SG2- aap saf saf kyu nahi kehte ki aapko nahi maloom

Manu- oho beauty with mind, baat pakad li tumne

SG2(khush hote hue)- to ab

Manu- dekho usse direct mat puchna koi aisi scheme lagao ki uska figure bhi pata chal jaye aur use humari baat ka pata bhi na chale kyuki mai use surprise dena chahta hu, you know

To SG2 SG1 ke pas jakar kuch kehti hai, to SG1 vanika(jo apne liye dresses select karne me busy thi) se bolti hai

SG1- mam kyu na hum pehle aap ka measurement lele taki aap ko hum wahi piece dikhaye jo aap ko comfortable ho

Vanika- mai bata deti hu

SG1- han aap bata dijiye

Vanika- 34 24 35

Ye sunkar dono sales girl ke honth wow me hilte hai

SG1- manna padega mam aap ne khud ko bahut ache se maintain kiya hai, aap ke boyfriend to bahut lucky hai

Vanika(Sharma jati hai aur koi jawab nahi deti)

Iske bad SG2 wapas aa jati hai aur vanika ka size manu ko btati hai, manu bhi ye sunkar apni kismet par faqr mehsoos karta hai aur umeed karta hai ki jaldi he ye 35 ki gand ko chod chod kar wo 40 ki kar dega

SG2- to sir chale aap ko dresses dikhane

Iske bad manu ek puri dress khareedta hai dulhan ki bra panty se lekar lehnga tak aur uske bad wo SG2 se idhar udhar ki baate karta rehta hai aur 2 ghante bad vanika ki bhi shopping puri ho jati hai

To manu payment karne lagta hai to SG2 apni employee ID se unhe special discount deti hai ye dekh kar vanika chonk jati hai aur khush bhi hoti hai, manu use thanks bolta hai aur dono waha se bahar aa kar

Vanika- tum to bahut chalu nikle, mujhe to laga tha tum uske sath aise he time pass kar rhe ho par tumne aisa kya jadu kiya us par ki usne apni ID se hume discount diya

Manu- abhi aap ne mera jadu dekha he kaha hai didi

(yaha mai bata du ki waha shop me dono ek dusre ke samne khud ko ek dusre ka GF ya BF nahi batate isliye unke liye situation awkward nahi hui)

Vanika- bade aaye apna jadu dikhane wale, ab kuch kha le bahut bhookh lagi hai uske bad swimmimg suit bhi lena hai, waise tumne waha shopping centre se apne liye kya liya

Manu(ye sunkar thoda sadke me aate hue)- mai… main.. maine apne liye ka…ha kuuchhhh liya

Vanika- jooth mat bolo maine dekha tha usme ek bag tumhara bhi tha

Manu(jooth bolte hue)- acha wo, wo to(sochte hue ki kya bolna hai) wo to maine swati di ke liye ek dress li hai wo mujhse naraz hai na isliye

Vanika- oohhhoo badi fikar hai tujhe apni swati di ki, mere liye to kabhi nahi li

Manu(apne me)- chinta kyu karti hai meri jan agar sab thik raha to jaldi he ye dress pehan kar tum mujhse chudwane ke liye wait karogi

Manu(vanika se)- aisa hai to aapki swimmimg costume mai dilaunga, ab khush

Iske bad dono bachi hui shopping karte hai aur ghar wapas aa jate hai

 

[Ayush2017]

Awesome update bro