Romance Miracal - Shades Of Lovers

[Dev the lover]

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UPDATE 10

Riya - pucha nahi tujhsai maine kuch chal jaa pehan ke aja

Maine dress li aur upper jakar change karke aya

Niche aya toh yeh sab mujhe kuch kehana caahate the par maine haath aage karke roka

Mai - nahi aap logo ko mai toh fate kapdao mai pasand aaunga dekhata hu bahr walo ko kaise lagti hai dress

Akash - acha thik abhi 8:30 hue toh time hai 1 ghanta hai 9:30 pe nikalte hai

Mai - bus aur kuch nahi hai naa be ek din mai etna sara kaam

Maa - tuh kab sai kaam sai thakane laga

Mai - jab sai mausi ke yaha aaya hu yaha ki hawa mai woh taja pan nahi hai

Riya - acha hum logo ko toh kuch nahi lag raha aisa

Mai - are aap toh yaha hamesha rahi toh kaya pata chalega

Riya - aee mr dev abb jada ho raha hai yeh

Mai -
Kuch nahi hua hai jada
Mai hu bilkul sidha sada
Par aapko yaad hai apna wada

Riya - kon saa wada

Mai - woh aapnai kaha tha kabhi bhi kuch maang lena mai tujhe dungi caahe kuch bhi ho

Riya - acha bachpan mai kaha hoga

Mai - toh pura nahi karna hai kaya

Riya hasate hue - are baba yaad hai maang le aaj hi phir

Mai - toh wada karo aap mujhe .....

Mausa ji - are kaya ho raha hai

Riya - kuch nahi dad dev ko ek baar promise kiya tha wahi baat ho rahi maang dev

Mai - toh wada karo aap mujhe .....

Mausi - aree aap aa gaye chalo didi aur unko chhod aana waha dev tuh aram sai jaa

Mai - thik mausi aap sai baad mai maang lunga

Uske baad

Kuch edhar kaam hua aur

Phir hum college jane lage sabka toh nahi pata par mujhe na jane kyu azzeb saa dar tha ki mai padh paunga ki nahi

Bhaut time ho chuka tha mujhe yeh sab kiye

Par abb soch liya hai toh darana kaya par yeh akash kaha reh gaya yaar

Mausi - dev didi ka dhyan rakhana aur riya tum esska

Didi - thik hai maa

Phir mausi chali gayi

Didi - dar lag raha hai kaya dev

Mai - nahi toh

Didi - phir apne haath ragadna band karo

Maine apne haath dur kiye

Thodi der baad hum nikal gaye aur

Hum gate par jane wale the ki

Didi - dev tum akele jaao

Mai- kyu didi

Didi - dekho har college mai ragging aam baat hai bus kehane ki baat hai ki hoti nahi kahi aur agar tum mere saath gaye toh saayd kuch aur ho jaaye

Mai- par

Didi - baat maan lo meri

Mai aur kuch naa bola aur chal diya akele woh toh chali gayi andar par waha gate par ek group nai mujhe roak liya

Intro

Seniors

Awnish

Ajju

Subham

Khasavi

Shital

2nd year batch or akash batch

Vikki

Preeti

Divu

Vidhya

Sohan

Raju

Abb aage

Ajju - kaah jaa rha hai munna apne seniors ko akela chhod kar

Mai - sir woh anadr jaa raha hu new addmission hai

Shital - etnai dino sai kaya body bana raha tha

Sab has pade

Mai- nahi bus family problem ki vajagh sai padhai chhod di thi

Subham - aabe yeh toh senti ho raha hai

Mai - nahi sir woh bus unka jawab de raha tha

Vikki chilla kar - chup saale bhai sai jaban ladayega

Vidhya - yeh lagata hai halki fulki body bana kar kudh ko hero samajh raha hai

Mai andar jaane laga tha ki kisi nai mera coller pakad liya mai uthani ko haath utha deta par yaha naa koi supermen huuh naa koi hero joh enki battisi tod kar haath mai du yaa apni shirt utar kar enko dara yaa ladakiyo ko chhodo unka kaya

Awnish - arre babua kaha chal diye abhi toh kuch kiya hi nahi humnai ( yeh hai bihar sai abhi sahi sai yaha ke mahoal mai dhal gaye par woh baat karnai kaa toda laheja bacha hua hai )

Mai - kyu pakad rahe hai aap

Subham - chalo esse andar lekar chalo hum akele esski ragging karte par yeh bolata bhaut hai

Anadr aate hi meri nazar ek murati par gayi toh center mai thi uske haath mai talwar thi aur kaafi achi thi woh jaise kisi fighter ki ho

Sohan - bhai ess sai pani mangwao naa

Subham (lagata hai yahi leader hai )- jaa be panni laa

Mai gaya aur samnai sai pani bhar laa diya unki bottle mai kisi ko pani pilana kon saa bezzati kaa kaam hai

Raju - bhai esko kaho uss ladaki ko chede haa woh joh waha bethi hai

Subham - chal bhai jaa eski bhi man ki murad puri kar

Mai karana toh nahi cahata

Raju - oye khadha kaya hai jakar usko ek hug karke aana

Subham - jaa naa kyu dimag ki dahi kar raha hai

Maa nai kaha hai ladayi nahi karni hai shaant rehana hai

Mai uss ladaki ke pass gaya aur uss nai hi mujhe gaale laga liya

Aur mere kaan mai - shero ko marani waale sher thoda saa aur bardash karana bus

Bhagwan kaa shukar hai ritika nai sun liya aur gaale lag gayi

Mai vapas aa gaya unke pass

Mai - sir abb mai jaa sakata huuh

Subham - **********(abusing )

Awnish - ee sasura toh bada khiladi lagat baa

( up Bihar waale bhaiyio ki baat hi alag hai jab bhi kuch alag ho toh apni bhojpuri bhulate nahi)

Preeti subham ke kaan mai

Subham - waah meri jaan kaya baat kahi hai

Preeti (subham's gf )

Subham - ek kaam aur kar de bus cahle jana phir

Mai- ji sir

Subham - woh murati ke pass ek bada saa pthar type dhikh raha hai

Mai- woh jispar kuch likha hai

Subham - haa wahi jakar uss par 10 ghusse mar lagatar agar ruka toh mere shoes saaf karega

Mai - agar woh tut gaya phele toh

Sab has pade

Awnish - aee hoo dada ee sasura sach mai pagala gayil baa ha haa haa aae ree maayi petwa fat jaayi has has ke

Subh chup hue par aaj lagata hai kisi ko koi kaam nahi yaha sab yahi dekh rahe hai

Subham mere kadhe par haath rakh kar mere saath uss pathar yaa joh bhi tha waha aaye

Subham - chal shuru ho jaa

Maine apna shirt ke seene kaa button khola aur kalaayi kaa bhi aur todha saa mod liya

First puch daadh murati bhi hil gayi

Second dadadadhhhh murati ki talwar gir gayi

Third thissshhhhhh pathar ke tukade edhar udhar girnai laage

Subham ke muh sai - ekki maa ki..(kadaaaakkkk)..aaawwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Mai - kabhi bhi matalb kabhi bhi ghar walo par naa jaana

Vikki - bhai kaa jabada tod kar aacha nahi kiya

Mai- enhe maa ko kuch nahi kahana caahiye tha sir aur kuch karana hai

Par woh jawab dene ke liye hosh mai nahi tha

Mai chal pada vapas waha jaha didi bethi thi

Mai- didi aap asse kaya dhekh rahi ho aur muh band karo

Abb kaya hua yaha sabke muh kyu khule hai

Maine thoda haath jahtka halka saa khoon aa gaya thaa mere haatho pe

 

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UPDATE 9

Aasish - kaya be aaj apni item ke bina aa gaya pichali baar kaa jala bhula nahi dono

Mai - ate bhai aise kaise baate karna sikha hai tumnai school se

Ritik - tuh kon be enka bodygurad hai kaya

Sunny aur prince mujhe kas ke pakad lete hai

Mai - acah toh tuh hai jisnai enke saath woh sab kiya hai

Ritik aur baaki sab uth gaye meri tone sun ke

Deepak chilla ke - abe tuh ritik bhai sai aise baat karega

Gaurav - hai kon tuh saale

Mai - sunny prince jakar waha bench pe betho

Ritik - pakado pe enn dono ko eski halat abhi sahi karate hai

Maine aage aaye gaurav ka coller pakada aur piche dhaka diya

Aur woh dono jakar waha beth gaye

Ritik - saale tuh bahut hero ban raha lagata heropanti nikal dunga teri

Mai usko piche phek ke - matalab tuh kudh ko villan samajhata hai kaya joh mujhe bol raha aur mai hero nahi bhai hu bhai

Ritik - toh bhaigiri yaha keval hum karate hai kisi aur ko naa karne dete hai

Mai apne shirt sahi ki - acha toh baat yeh hai aaj ke baat tum woh bhi nahi kar paaoge

Saale meri taraf bhaage do sai bach ke mai side mai hua toh gaurav nai mere kandhe pe laat maari

Mai side mai gira aur gire hue aasish ke ke taang pe laat maari aur usnai haath teka maine ek laat usske muh pe maari woh piche jata hua gira aur uska shir ek gamale sai laga aur woh apni aakhe band kar liya sayad behosh ho gaya

Mai jaise kadha hua piche sai deepak nai mere pith pe ek gamala dekar mara

Maine usske muh ki taraf kuhani maari woh side hua aur meri kuhani

Ritik ko lagi aur uska muh khula aur uska daant tut ke Gaurav ke aakh mai lagi

Ritik chillata hua piche hua sab usske taraf bhaage

Gaurav apni aakhe pakadata hua - bhai bhai

Deepak meri tarf dekh - tuh pagal hai kya eske bhai dad sabki waat laga denge

Mak vapas shirt sahi ki - chal jaa esko lekar warana aur bhaut waat lagegi sabko aur haa enke ass paas bhi aaye toh agali baar sab tutega

Sunny aur prince mere pass aaye

Mai - kaya hua abb yeh kuch naa kehange tum dono ko

Prince - woh nahi bhai aapko chot lagi hai

Mai - are nahi kuch nahi hua

Sunny piche dekh ke - nahi bhai shirt fat gayi hai piche sai aapki aur thodi se muh pe chot bhi

Mai - yaar ladayi mai kaha pata chalata kha kaya ho raha hai

Prince - bhai aise kaise ladate ho chot lag jaati hai

Sunny - abe yaha koi jaduyi insaan thodi hai bach jayenge chhot sai

Mai - chalo ab jaao mai bhi chalata hu ghar pe akash samajh gay hoga mai lad ke aaunga

Sunny hasa aur dono chale gaye

Prince sunny se - yaar enhe kaise pata akash bhai ko pata chal gya hoga

Sunny - abe enki dosti hai hi aisi

Prince haath sunny ke kandhe pe rakh ke - hum bhi aisi hi dost nahi bhai banege

Edhar mai bike lekar sidha gahr hi aaya aur kaha jaunga

Riya Didi nai gate khola aur ekdum jaiss unke face pe pasina saa aaya hua tha

Mai toh ghabara saa gaya yeha kaya ho gaya

Mai unhe pakad ke andar le gaya bethaya

Mausi mujhe dekh - are dev yeh kapde kaise fat gaye

Woh sab chhodo paani laao jaldi

Maa - esko kaya hua ekdum sai

Mai didi ko betha ke - cool cool didi kuch nahi hua sab thik hai

Mausi nai paaji diya maine unnhe apne haath sai paani pilaya phir unhonai mujhe dekha

Riya - yeh sab kaya hai dev

Meri saas mai saas aayi - kuch nahi bus aap aise ekdum sai kaise dar si gayi

Riya - kuch nahi bus aise hi thakan si ho rahi hai mujhe

Maine ekdum sai unhe goad mai uthaya aur upper le jane laga

Mai - mausi kuch thanda sarbat wagera bana do aur laao upper

Akash - jaa kaha raha hai

Mai - enhe room mai litane akki dr ko le aa naa yaar

Aakash uth ke - haa jata hu

Riya niche ki taraf dekh ke - kaya nahi kahi mat jao bhai mai thik aap log bhi kaam kare thoda rest karti thik ho jaungi

Mai unko lekar room mai lejakr lita diya

Mai utha - didi mai jata dekhata mausi ko kitna time lagega

Didi nai mera haath pakada

Riya - nahi yeh raho thodi der bus thik hu mai

Mai wahi beth gaya

Mai - kaya hua aapko ekdum sai

Riya - tumhe aise dekh ke ekdum sai dum saa ukhad gaya jaise tumhe kho diya hai maine

Mai matha pakad ke - are baba bus sunny prince ko tang karne waalo sai lada toh yeh sab hua aap bhi naa meri jaan nikal dogi aise toh

Riya - please dev aisa mat keh ess behan nai bhai bhale dekha apna par ek bhai mai joh kasish aur payar hai woh nahi dekhi thi

Mai unke maathe ko chua -

" Aapko chhod ke mera koi chhod ke jane ka irada nahi "

" Aapka payaar jitna hai meri behan sayad mera uss sai jada nahi "

Riya uth ke bethi jaati hai

Riya - acha thik yeh chhot pe kuch laga le aur shirt badal le

Woh uthi bed sai aur bahar chali gayi

Mai bus dekhata raha yeh kon si takat mil gayi ekdum sai yaar

Woh niche gayi aur mai unke piche jakar niche beth gaya akash ke pass

Maa - are yeh kaise bagane lagi ekdum sai

Mai kandha uchaka ke - mujhe kaya pata

udhar mausi aur riya kuch baat kar rahi thi

Akash - chal tayar rehana college jana hai

Mai - kaya par ekdum aaj hi

Akash - haa maine saare papers aunty se liye kuch din pehel aur sab yaha jama kar diye the toh aaj jana jaruri hai aaj naya semester bhi chalu hua toh sahi naa

Mujhe same waisa hi dar saa hua jaise abhi riya didi ko hua par thik hai mai normal bhi ho gaya

Didi mere aage sarbat kar ke - chalo pi jao aur mai dress lekar aati hu

Maine sarbat liya aur baaki logo nai bhi

Mai - maa pitaji kaha hai

Maa - woh kuch saman lena tha khet ke liye wahi lene gaye hai

Mai sarbat pite hue - acha thik hai

Thodi der mai woh koi dress niche aayi aur gate ki taraf gayi kisi sai baat karate hue

Aur gate khula kuch liya unhonai aur phir mere pass akar beth gayi

Mai - yeh kaya hak packet mai

Riya - are dress manwayi thi tere liye wahi lekar aayi thi meri ek friend

Mai - toh use andar bula leti naa thanks bol deta

Riya didi - tuh jada frank naa ho mei kisi friends sai teri baat nahi karwane waali abhi aya aur gf bf mai lag jaayega humara kaya hoga bhai ....uuuuummm

Mai unke muh pe haath rakh ke - bus bus par yeh dress kyu

 

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UPDATE 10

Riya - pucha nahi tujhsai maine kuch chal jaa pehan ke aja

Maine dress li aur upper jakar change karke aya

Niche aya toh yeh sab mujhe kuch kehana caahate the par maine haath aage karke roka

Mai - nahi aap logo ko mai toh fate kapdao mai pasand aaunga dekhata hu bahr walo ko kaise lagti hai dress

Akash - acha thik abhi 8:30 hue toh time hai 1 ghanta hai 9:30 pe nikalte hai

Mai - bus aur kuch nahi hai naa be ek din mai etna sara kaam

Maa - tuh kab sai kaam sai thakane laga

Mai - jab sai mausi ke yaha aaya hu yaha ki hawa mai woh taja pan nahi hai

Riya - acha hum logo ko toh kuch nahi lag raha aisa

Mai - are aap toh yaha hamesha rahi toh kaya pata chalega

Riya - aee mr dev abb jada ho raha hai yeh

Mai -
Kuch nahi hua hai jada
Mai hu bilkul sidha sada
Par aapko yaad hai apna wada

Riya - kon saa wada

Mai - woh aapnai kaha tha kabhi bhi kuch maang lena mai tujhe dungi caahe kuch bhi ho

Riya - acha bachpan mai kaha hoga

Mai - toh pura nahi karna hai kaya

Riya hasate hue - are baba yaad hai maang le aaj hi phir

Mai - toh wada karo aap mujhe .....

Mausa ji - are kaya ho raha hai

Riya - kuch nahi dad dev ko ek baar promise kiya tha wahi baat ho rahi maang dev

Mai - toh wada karo aap mujhe .....

Mausi - aree aap aa gaye chalo didi aur unko chhod aana waha dev tuh aram sai jaa

Mai - thik mausi aap sai baad mai maang lunga

Uske baad

Kuch edhar kaam hua aur

Phir hum college jane lage sabka toh nahi pata par mujhe na jane kyu azzeb saa dar tha ki mai padh paunga ki nahi

Bhaut time ho chuka tha mujhe yeh sab kiye

Par abb soch liya hai toh darana kaya par yeh akash kaha reh gaya yaar

Mausi - dev didi ka dhyan rakhana aur riya tum esska

Didi - thik hai maa

Phir mausi chali gayi

Didi - dar lag raha hai kaya dev

Mai - nahi toh

Didi - phir apne haath ragadna band karo

Maine apne haath dur kiye

Thodi der baad hum nikal gaye aur

Hum gate par jane wale the ki

Didi - dev tum akele jaao

Mai- kyu didi

Didi - dekho har college mai ragging aam baat hai bus kehane ki baat hai ki hoti nahi kahi aur agar tum mere saath gaye toh saayd kuch aur ho jaaye

Mai- par

Didi - baat maan lo meri

Mai aur kuch naa bola aur chal diya akele woh toh chali gayi andar par waha gate par ek group nai mujhe roak liya

Intro

Seniors

Awnish

Ajju

Subham

Khasavi

Shital

2nd year batch or akash batch

Vikki

Preeti

Divu

Vidhya

Sohan

Raju

Abb aage

Ajju - kaah jaa rha hai munna apne seniors ko akela chhod kar

Mai - sir woh anadr jaa raha hu new addmission hai

Shital - etnai dino sai kaya body bana raha tha

Sab has pade

Mai- nahi bus family problem ki vajagh sai padhai chhod di thi

Subham - aabe yeh toh senti ho raha hai

Mai - nahi sir woh bus unka jawab de raha tha

Vikki chilla kar - chup saale bhai sai jaban ladayega

Vidhya - yeh lagata hai halki fulki body bana kar kudh ko hero samajh raha hai

Mai andar jaane laga tha ki kisi nai mera coller pakad liya mai uthani ko haath utha deta par yaha naa koi supermen huuh naa koi hero joh enki battisi tod kar haath mai du yaa apni shirt utar kar enko dara yaa ladakiyo ko chhodo unka kaya

Awnish - arre babua kaha chal diye abhi toh kuch kiya hi nahi humnai ( yeh hai bihar sai abhi sahi sai yaha ke mahoal mai dhal gaye par woh baat karnai kaa toda laheja bacha hua hai )

Mai - kyu pakad rahe hai aap

Subham - chalo esse andar lekar chalo hum akele esski ragging karte par yeh bolata bhaut hai

Anadr aate hi meri nazar ek murati par gayi toh center mai thi uske haath mai talwar thi aur kaafi achi thi woh jaise kisi fighter ki ho

Sohan - bhai ess sai pani mangwao naa

Subham (lagata hai yahi leader hai )- jaa be panni laa

Mai gaya aur samnai sai pani bhar laa diya unki bottle mai kisi ko pani pilana kon saa bezzati kaa kaam hai

Raju - bhai esko kaho uss ladaki ko chede haa woh joh waha bethi hai

Subham - chal bhai jaa eski bhi man ki murad puri kar

Mai karana toh nahi cahata

Raju - oye khadha kaya hai jakar usko ek hug karke aana

Subham - jaa naa kyu dimag ki dahi kar raha hai

Maa nai kaha hai ladayi nahi karni hai shaant rehana hai

Mai uss ladaki ke pass gaya aur uss nai hi mujhe gaale laga liya

Aur mere kaan mai - shero ko marani waale sher thoda saa aur bardash karana bus

Bhagwan kaa shukar hai ritika nai sun liya aur gaale lag gayi

Mai vapas aa gaya unke pass

Mai - sir abb mai jaa sakata huuh

Subham - **********(abusing )

Awnish - ee sasura toh bada khiladi lagat baa

( up Bihar waale bhaiyio ki baat hi alag hai jab bhi kuch alag ho toh apni bhojpuri bhulate nahi)

Preeti subham ke kaan mai

Subham - waah meri jaan kaya baat kahi hai

Preeti (subham's gf )

Subham - ek kaam aur kar de bus cahle jana phir

Mai- ji sir

Subham - woh murati ke pass ek bada saa pthar type dhikh raha hai

Mai- woh jispar kuch likha hai

Subham - haa wahi jakar uss par 10 ghusse mar lagatar agar ruka toh mere shoes saaf karega

Mai - agar woh tut gaya phele toh

Sab has pade

Awnish - aee hoo dada ee sasura sach mai pagala gayil baa ha haa haa aae ree maayi petwa fat jaayi has has ke

Subh chup hue par aaj lagata hai kisi ko koi kaam nahi yaha sab yahi dekh rahe hai

Subham mere kadhe par haath rakh kar mere saath uss pathar yaa joh bhi tha waha aaye

Subham - chal shuru ho jaa

Maine apna shirt ke seene kaa button khola aur kalaayi kaa bhi aur todha saa mod liya

First puch daadh murati bhi hil gayi

Second dadadadhhhh murati ki talwar gir gayi

Third thissshhhhhh pathar ke tukade edhar udhar girnai laage

Subham ke muh sai - ekki maa ki..(kadaaaakkkk)..aaawwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Mai - kabhi bhi matalb kabhi bhi ghar walo par naa jaana

Vikki - bhai kaa jabada tod kar aacha nahi kiya

Mai- enhe maa ko kuch nahi kahana caahiye tha sir aur kuch karana hai

Par woh jawab dene ke liye hosh mai nahi tha

Mai chal pada vapas waha jaha didi bethi thi

Mai- didi aap asse kaya dhekh rahi ho aur muh band karo

Abb kaya hua yaha sabke muh kyu khule hai

Maine thoda haath jahtka halka saa khoon aa gaya thaa mere haatho pe

Nice updates

 

[ABHISHEK TRIPATHI]

UPDATE 10

Riya - pucha nahi tujhsai maine kuch chal jaa pehan ke aja

Maine dress li aur upper jakar change karke aya

Niche aya toh yeh sab mujhe kuch kehana caahate the par maine haath aage karke roka

Mai - nahi aap logo ko mai toh fate kapdao mai pasand aaunga dekhata hu bahr walo ko kaise lagti hai dress

Akash - acha thik abhi 8:30 hue toh time hai 1 ghanta hai 9:30 pe nikalte hai

Mai - bus aur kuch nahi hai naa be ek din mai etna sara kaam

Maa - tuh kab sai kaam sai thakane laga

Mai - jab sai mausi ke yaha aaya hu yaha ki hawa mai woh taja pan nahi hai

Riya - acha hum logo ko toh kuch nahi lag raha aisa

Mai - are aap toh yaha hamesha rahi toh kaya pata chalega

Riya - aee mr dev abb jada ho raha hai yeh

Mai -
Kuch nahi hua hai jada
Mai hu bilkul sidha sada
Par aapko yaad hai apna wada

Riya - kon saa wada

Mai - woh aapnai kaha tha kabhi bhi kuch maang lena mai tujhe dungi caahe kuch bhi ho

Riya - acha bachpan mai kaha hoga

Mai - toh pura nahi karna hai kaya

Riya hasate hue - are baba yaad hai maang le aaj hi phir

Mai - toh wada karo aap mujhe .....

Mausa ji - are kaya ho raha hai

Riya - kuch nahi dad dev ko ek baar promise kiya tha wahi baat ho rahi maang dev

Mai - toh wada karo aap mujhe .....

Mausi - aree aap aa gaye chalo didi aur unko chhod aana waha dev tuh aram sai jaa

Mai - thik mausi aap sai baad mai maang lunga

Uske baad

Kuch edhar kaam hua aur

Phir hum college jane lage sabka toh nahi pata par mujhe na jane kyu azzeb saa dar tha ki mai padh paunga ki nahi

Bhaut time ho chuka tha mujhe yeh sab kiye

Par abb soch liya hai toh darana kaya par yeh akash kaha reh gaya yaar

Mausi - dev didi ka dhyan rakhana aur riya tum esska

Didi - thik hai maa

Phir mausi chali gayi

Didi - dar lag raha hai kaya dev

Mai - nahi toh

Didi - phir apne haath ragadna band karo

Maine apne haath dur kiye

Thodi der baad hum nikal gaye aur

Hum gate par jane wale the ki

Didi - dev tum akele jaao

Mai- kyu didi

Didi - dekho har college mai ragging aam baat hai bus kehane ki baat hai ki hoti nahi kahi aur agar tum mere saath gaye toh saayd kuch aur ho jaaye

Mai- par

Didi - baat maan lo meri

Mai aur kuch naa bola aur chal diya akele woh toh chali gayi andar par waha gate par ek group nai mujhe roak liya

Intro

Seniors

Awnish

Ajju

Subham

Khasavi

Shital

2nd year batch or akash batch

Vikki

Preeti

Divu

Vidhya

Sohan

Raju

Abb aage

Ajju - kaah jaa rha hai munna apne seniors ko akela chhod kar

Mai - sir woh anadr jaa raha hu new addmission hai

Shital - etnai dino sai kaya body bana raha tha

Sab has pade

Mai- nahi bus family problem ki vajagh sai padhai chhod di thi

Subham - aabe yeh toh senti ho raha hai

Mai - nahi sir woh bus unka jawab de raha tha

Vikki chilla kar - chup saale bhai sai jaban ladayega

Vidhya - yeh lagata hai halki fulki body bana kar kudh ko hero samajh raha hai

Mai andar jaane laga tha ki kisi nai mera coller pakad liya mai uthani ko haath utha deta par yaha naa koi supermen huuh naa koi hero joh enki battisi tod kar haath mai du yaa apni shirt utar kar enko dara yaa ladakiyo ko chhodo unka kaya

Awnish - arre babua kaha chal diye abhi toh kuch kiya hi nahi humnai ( yeh hai bihar sai abhi sahi sai yaha ke mahoal mai dhal gaye par woh baat karnai kaa toda laheja bacha hua hai )

Mai - kyu pakad rahe hai aap

Subham - chalo esse andar lekar chalo hum akele esski ragging karte par yeh bolata bhaut hai

Anadr aate hi meri nazar ek murati par gayi toh center mai thi uske haath mai talwar thi aur kaafi achi thi woh jaise kisi fighter ki ho

Sohan - bhai ess sai pani mangwao naa

Subham (lagata hai yahi leader hai )- jaa be panni laa

Mai gaya aur samnai sai pani bhar laa diya unki bottle mai kisi ko pani pilana kon saa bezzati kaa kaam hai

Raju - bhai esko kaho uss ladaki ko chede haa woh joh waha bethi hai

Subham - chal bhai jaa eski bhi man ki murad puri kar

Mai karana toh nahi cahata

Raju - oye khadha kaya hai jakar usko ek hug karke aana

Subham - jaa naa kyu dimag ki dahi kar raha hai

Maa nai kaha hai ladayi nahi karni hai shaant rehana hai

Mai uss ladaki ke pass gaya aur uss nai hi mujhe gaale laga liya

Aur mere kaan mai - shero ko marani waale sher thoda saa aur bardash karana bus

Bhagwan kaa shukar hai ritika nai sun liya aur gaale lag gayi

Mai vapas aa gaya unke pass

Mai - sir abb mai jaa sakata huuh

Subham - **********(abusing )

Awnish - ee sasura toh bada khiladi lagat baa

( up Bihar waale bhaiyio ki baat hi alag hai jab bhi kuch alag ho toh apni bhojpuri bhulate nahi)

Preeti subham ke kaan mai

Subham - waah meri jaan kaya baat kahi hai

Preeti (subham's gf )

Subham - ek kaam aur kar de bus cahle jana phir

Mai- ji sir

Subham - woh murati ke pass ek bada saa pthar type dhikh raha hai

Mai- woh jispar kuch likha hai

Subham - haa wahi jakar uss par 10 ghusse mar lagatar agar ruka toh mere shoes saaf karega

Mai - agar woh tut gaya phele toh

Sab has pade

Awnish - aee hoo dada ee sasura sach mai pagala gayil baa ha haa haa aae ree maayi petwa fat jaayi has has ke

Subh chup hue par aaj lagata hai kisi ko koi kaam nahi yaha sab yahi dekh rahe hai

Subham mere kadhe par haath rakh kar mere saath uss pathar yaa joh bhi tha waha aaye

Subham - chal shuru ho jaa

Maine apna shirt ke seene kaa button khola aur kalaayi kaa bhi aur todha saa mod liya

First puch daadh murati bhi hil gayi

Second dadadadhhhh murati ki talwar gir gayi

Third thissshhhhhh pathar ke tukade edhar udhar girnai laage

Subham ke muh sai - ekki maa ki..(kadaaaakkkk)..aaawwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Mai - kabhi bhi matalb kabhi bhi ghar walo par naa jaana

Vikki - bhai kaa jabada tod kar aacha nahi kiya

Mai- enhe maa ko kuch nahi kahana caahiye tha sir aur kuch karana hai

Par woh jawab dene ke liye hosh mai nahi tha

Mai chal pada vapas waha jaha didi bethi thi

Mai- didi aap asse kaya dhekh rahi ho aur muh band karo

Abb kaya hua yaha sabke muh kyu khule hai

Maine thoda haath jahtka halka saa khoon aa gaya thaa mere haatho pe

Fantastic update..bhai

 

[VAJRADHIKARI]

UPDATE 10

Riya - pucha nahi tujhsai maine kuch chal jaa pehan ke aja

Maine dress li aur upper jakar change karke aya

Niche aya toh yeh sab mujhe kuch kehana caahate the par maine haath aage karke roka

Mai - nahi aap logo ko mai toh fate kapdao mai pasand aaunga dekhata hu bahr walo ko kaise lagti hai dress

Akash - acha thik abhi 8:30 hue toh time hai 1 ghanta hai 9:30 pe nikalte hai

Mai - bus aur kuch nahi hai naa be ek din mai etna sara kaam

Maa - tuh kab sai kaam sai thakane laga

Mai - jab sai mausi ke yaha aaya hu yaha ki hawa mai woh taja pan nahi hai

Riya - acha hum logo ko toh kuch nahi lag raha aisa

Mai - are aap toh yaha hamesha rahi toh kaya pata chalega

Riya - aee mr dev abb jada ho raha hai yeh

Mai -
Kuch nahi hua hai jada
Mai hu bilkul sidha sada
Par aapko yaad hai apna wada

Riya - kon saa wada

Mai - woh aapnai kaha tha kabhi bhi kuch maang lena mai tujhe dungi caahe kuch bhi ho

Riya - acha bachpan mai kaha hoga

Mai - toh pura nahi karna hai kaya

Riya hasate hue - are baba yaad hai maang le aaj hi phir

Mai - toh wada karo aap mujhe .....

Mausa ji - are kaya ho raha hai

Riya - kuch nahi dad dev ko ek baar promise kiya tha wahi baat ho rahi maang dev

Mai - toh wada karo aap mujhe .....

Mausi - aree aap aa gaye chalo didi aur unko chhod aana waha dev tuh aram sai jaa

Mai - thik mausi aap sai baad mai maang lunga

Uske baad

Kuch edhar kaam hua aur

Phir hum college jane lage sabka toh nahi pata par mujhe na jane kyu azzeb saa dar tha ki mai padh paunga ki nahi

Bhaut time ho chuka tha mujhe yeh sab kiye

Par abb soch liya hai toh darana kaya par yeh akash kaha reh gaya yaar

Mausi - dev didi ka dhyan rakhana aur riya tum esska

Didi - thik hai maa

Phir mausi chali gayi

Didi - dar lag raha hai kaya dev

Mai - nahi toh

Didi - phir apne haath ragadna band karo

Maine apne haath dur kiye

Thodi der baad hum nikal gaye aur

Hum gate par jane wale the ki

Didi - dev tum akele jaao

Mai- kyu didi

Didi - dekho har college mai ragging aam baat hai bus kehane ki baat hai ki hoti nahi kahi aur agar tum mere saath gaye toh saayd kuch aur ho jaaye

Mai- par

Didi - baat maan lo meri

Mai aur kuch naa bola aur chal diya akele woh toh chali gayi andar par waha gate par ek group nai mujhe roak liya

Intro

Seniors

Awnish

Ajju

Subham

Khasavi

Shital

2nd year batch or akash batch

Vikki

Preeti

Divu

Vidhya

Sohan

Raju

Abb aage

Ajju - kaah jaa rha hai munna apne seniors ko akela chhod kar

Mai - sir woh anadr jaa raha hu new addmission hai

Shital - etnai dino sai kaya body bana raha tha

Sab has pade

Mai- nahi bus family problem ki vajagh sai padhai chhod di thi

Subham - aabe yeh toh senti ho raha hai

Mai - nahi sir woh bus unka jawab de raha tha

Vikki chilla kar - chup saale bhai sai jaban ladayega

Vidhya - yeh lagata hai halki fulki body bana kar kudh ko hero samajh raha hai

Mai andar jaane laga tha ki kisi nai mera coller pakad liya mai uthani ko haath utha deta par yaha naa koi supermen huuh naa koi hero joh enki battisi tod kar haath mai du yaa apni shirt utar kar enko dara yaa ladakiyo ko chhodo unka kaya

Awnish - arre babua kaha chal diye abhi toh kuch kiya hi nahi humnai ( yeh hai bihar sai abhi sahi sai yaha ke mahoal mai dhal gaye par woh baat karnai kaa toda laheja bacha hua hai )

Mai - kyu pakad rahe hai aap

Subham - chalo esse andar lekar chalo hum akele esski ragging karte par yeh bolata bhaut hai

Anadr aate hi meri nazar ek murati par gayi toh center mai thi uske haath mai talwar thi aur kaafi achi thi woh jaise kisi fighter ki ho

Sohan - bhai ess sai pani mangwao naa

Subham (lagata hai yahi leader hai )- jaa be panni laa

Mai gaya aur samnai sai pani bhar laa diya unki bottle mai kisi ko pani pilana kon saa bezzati kaa kaam hai

Raju - bhai esko kaho uss ladaki ko chede haa woh joh waha bethi hai

Subham - chal bhai jaa eski bhi man ki murad puri kar

Mai karana toh nahi cahata

Raju - oye khadha kaya hai jakar usko ek hug karke aana

Subham - jaa naa kyu dimag ki dahi kar raha hai

Maa nai kaha hai ladayi nahi karni hai shaant rehana hai

Mai uss ladaki ke pass gaya aur uss nai hi mujhe gaale laga liya

Aur mere kaan mai - shero ko marani waale sher thoda saa aur bardash karana bus

Bhagwan kaa shukar hai ritika nai sun liya aur gaale lag gayi

Mai vapas aa gaya unke pass

Mai - sir abb mai jaa sakata huuh

Subham - **********(abusing )

Awnish - ee sasura toh bada khiladi lagat baa

( up Bihar waale bhaiyio ki baat hi alag hai jab bhi kuch alag ho toh apni bhojpuri bhulate nahi)

Preeti subham ke kaan mai

Subham - waah meri jaan kaya baat kahi hai

Preeti (subham's gf )

Subham - ek kaam aur kar de bus cahle jana phir

Mai- ji sir

Subham - woh murati ke pass ek bada saa pthar type dhikh raha hai

Mai- woh jispar kuch likha hai

Subham - haa wahi jakar uss par 10 ghusse mar lagatar agar ruka toh mere shoes saaf karega

Mai - agar woh tut gaya phele toh

Sab has pade

Awnish - aee hoo dada ee sasura sach mai pagala gayil baa ha haa haa aae ree maayi petwa fat jaayi has has ke

Subh chup hue par aaj lagata hai kisi ko koi kaam nahi yaha sab yahi dekh rahe hai

Subham mere kadhe par haath rakh kar mere saath uss pathar yaa joh bhi tha waha aaye

Subham - chal shuru ho jaa

Maine apna shirt ke seene kaa button khola aur kalaayi kaa bhi aur todha saa mod liya

First puch daadh murati bhi hil gayi

Second dadadadhhhh murati ki talwar gir gayi

Third thissshhhhhh pathar ke tukade edhar udhar girnai laage

Subham ke muh sai - ekki maa ki..(kadaaaakkkk)..aaawwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Mai - kabhi bhi matalb kabhi bhi ghar walo par naa jaana

Vikki - bhai kaa jabada tod kar aacha nahi kiya

Mai- enhe maa ko kuch nahi kahana caahiye tha sir aur kuch karana hai

Par woh jawab dene ke liye hosh mai nahi tha

Mai chal pada vapas waha jaha didi bethi thi

Mai- didi aap asse kaya dhekh rahi ho aur muh band karo

Abb kaya hua yaha sabke muh kyu khule hai

Maine thoda haath jahtka halka saa khoon aa gaya thaa mere haatho pe

Mast bhai kya update hai

 

[Shahrukh]

Awesome update bhai keep posting

 

[Xabhi]

UPDATE 1

Introduction

Sabhi paatra story mai kalpanik hai mere soche hue toh kisi tarah kaa milan kisi sai ek concidance ho skata hai

Dev rajput - appka hero yaaa joh bhi aap kahe woh bura manane wala nahi hai

Sunny rajput - mera chhota bhai

Mitra rajput - maa

Jivan rajput - pitaji


Ek gaow pahidiyo par tha jaha ek kisan kaa pariwar tha joh bhaut ache pariwao mai ek tha pasie yaa kisi ameeri yaa jamin ke hisab sai nahi apne rehan sehan aur nature ke hisab sai


Jismai the chaar log ek ladaka joh mai tha dusra tha mera chhota bhai aur humare mata pita

Hum aachi khasi zindagi jite the mai waha sab sai alag tha pahadi log sabhi gore hote hai par mai pata nahi kaisi thoda saa dark tha ya kahu gehua rang ka

Dosto ki kami nahi thi meri zindagi mai par haa mai kabhi ladkiyo sai bol nahi pata tha
jahir hai aap kahenge yeh kisi film jaisa hai ki ek fattu saa ladka hoga jise ladkiyo sai dar lagata hoga aur usse ek ladaki milegi
naa naa aisa kuch naa par todha saa hai aisa bus

Humare ghar sai todhi dhur par ek ghar tha usske pass mai ek jahrna jiske samnai talab tha aaj mai ghumata hua hi udhar pahucha toh dekha

Ek ladki jharnai ke pass kadhi hai mai usse waise hi dekhata raha phir woh ladki aage jakar apne pairo ko paani mai daal kar kuch gungunai lagi thi����


Paani hai kitana sundar
Sundar meri kahani
Sachali jal ki raani
Mai hui pari
Pariyo si jindgani

Mere muh sai accha nikala - pari

Uss nai picche dekha

Mai ladkhda kar gir pada

Ladaki - kyaa kaam hi

Mai haklata hua - w.......wwww...ooohh maa....aaaa

Ladaki- bakri cahrate ho kyaa ma.a.a.a.a rhe hoo

Mai - nhi toh

Ladaki - mera gaana pura naa likh paayi tumnai toka abb esse pura karo warana

Mai- ji ji abhi karata huuh

Ladki nai mera haath pakada aur khich kar panni mai betha liya

Mera pair ekdum mast chamak raha tha roshani mai

Ladaki - daant kaya dikha rahe ho likho

Uss nai paper pen diya

Mai -�paani hai kitana sundar
Sundar meri kahani
Machali jal ki raani
Mai hui pari pariyoo si jindgani

Ladaki - mera muh mat dekho aage likho

Azeeb ladaki hai asse pass betha liya aur likhanai ko keh rahi hai

Ladaki - likho

Maine toda der likha

Ladaki - dhikhao edhar

Woh padhani laagi

Paani hai kitana sundar
Sundar meri kahani
Machali jal ki raani
Mai hui pari pariyoo si jindgani
Kitani huuh mai khooburat
Yeh baat duniya mai kisi nai jaani
Julfe meri andhero sai kaali
Aakho mai chamak assi madhosh kar dene waali
Meri kaya tarif karu pani ko chu kar amrit kar dene waali

Etna pad kar woh hasani lagi

Ladaki - yeh kaya likha hai tumnai ohhh maa... mai hasate haste mar jaaungi

Mai azzeb saa sad muh bana kar - aisa kaya likha maine

Ladaki - essmai kisko khoosurati kaa bagwan bana diya hai

Mai - pari kooo

Wohhh hasati hui edkum sai ruk gayi

Ladaki - tumhe mera naam kisnai bataya

Mai- aapka naam pari hai

Ladaki - bahar bahar nikalo abhi essmai sai

Mai nikal gaya woh bhi

Ladaki - mera naam pari nahi hai

Mai- pari apne aap ko pari nhi bulawati saayd aacha naa lagata hoga

Anadar sai awaaj aayi ghar ke

Aurat - pari beta kis par ghusaa ho rahi hai

Pari - kuch nahi maa koi pagal hai

Aurat - andar aa jaldi khanna kaah lee

Woh bhagti hui anadar gayi par mujhe dekhte hue gate ko jor sai band kiya

Mai samajh nahi paaya maine kiya kaya tha usski tarif hi toh ki aur kaya tabhi ek pathar meri kamar par laga

Mere dost nai esshara kiya waha sai aane ko

mai usske pass gaya

Mai- kaya hua

Akash ( ji haa kuch log aapka saath kabhi nahi chhodate hai ) - aabe waha kaya kar raha tha uss ladki kr saath

Mai- kuch naa yaar bus aase dheknai kaa man hua toh chala gaya aur tuh yaha kaya kar rha hai

Akash - abe pata hai tere pitaji nai tujhe bulaya hai

Mai- kaya jaldi chal

Mai jaldi sai ghar pahucha par koi khaas baat nahi thi dudh lekar aana tha toh mai lee aaya
aur akar beth gaya

Sunny - bhaiya aaj kaha chale gaye the pata hai kuch maza nahi aaya khelenai mai

Mai- aare mera sher hai naa sabko hara kr hi aaya hoga

Sunny - nahi unhoni beimani ki aur hum haar gaye

Mai- aare kaya pata tum aaj bura khele ho har din tum hi jito yeh agar soch rahe ho toh tum galat raah par ho mere bhai hamesha jaise roj khana ek jaisa nahi hota hawa ek hi taraf nahi chalati payar kamayab nahi hota waise hi hamesha hum jite yeh jaruri nahi

Sunny - phir mai aur mehant karunga aur unhe haara dunga

Mai- yeh hui naa baat jaa jara panni bhar nahana hai mujhe

Maa - jara edhar toh aa gaayni baba

Mai- kaya hua maa

Maa - aaj pheli baar tunne payaar ki baat ki kaya koi ladaki pasand aa gayi

Mai- kaya maa aap bhi naa pheli baar mai koi pasand ata hai kaya

Maa- pakadi gayi chhori kon hai woh

Mai - kaisi chhori woh talab ke pass joh rahte hi naa unki ladaki hi

Maa- kaisi hi woh

Mai - app jada usske picche naa pado jaao khana bana loo haa aur khir bana do

Maa - mat bata mai ussi sai jakar phuch lungi

Mai chilla pada par halki awaaz mei - nahi nahi maa nahi mai toh usse janata bhi nahi bus galati sai baat ho gayi aur woh ghussa ho gayi bus maa bus

Maa hasate hue mere gaal ko chum kar - tuh bacha kaa bacha rahega bada ho jaa abb ladakiyo sai darana band kar

Mai - aapka beta nahi darata kisi sai (tezz sai ) par ladakiya (dhere sai )aur chup hoo gaya

Maa - chal chal jada naa soch sunny beta jara woh card jakar dee shaadi wala jaana hai esse

Maza aaya padh kr sandar update bhai jabarjast