UPDATE 10
Riya - pucha nahi tujhsai maine kuch chal jaa pehan ke aja
Maine dress li aur upper jakar change karke aya
Niche aya toh yeh sab mujhe kuch kehana caahate the par maine haath aage karke roka
Mai - nahi aap logo ko mai toh fate kapdao mai pasand aaunga dekhata hu bahr walo ko kaise lagti hai dress
Akash - acha thik abhi 8:30 hue toh time hai 1 ghanta hai 9:30 pe nikalte hai
Mai - bus aur kuch nahi hai naa be ek din mai etna sara kaam
Maa - tuh kab sai kaam sai thakane laga
Mai - jab sai mausi ke yaha aaya hu yaha ki hawa mai woh taja pan nahi hai
Riya - acha hum logo ko toh kuch nahi lag raha aisa
Mai - are aap toh yaha hamesha rahi toh kaya pata chalega
Riya - aee mr dev abb jada ho raha hai yeh
Mai -
Kuch nahi hua hai jada
Mai hu bilkul sidha sada
Par aapko yaad hai apna wada
Riya - kon saa wada
Mai - woh aapnai kaha tha kabhi bhi kuch maang lena mai tujhe dungi caahe kuch bhi ho
Riya - acha bachpan mai kaha hoga
Mai - toh pura nahi karna hai kaya
Riya hasate hue - are baba yaad hai maang le aaj hi phir
Mai - toh wada karo aap mujhe .....
Mausa ji - are kaya ho raha hai
Riya - kuch nahi dad dev ko ek baar promise kiya tha wahi baat ho rahi maang dev
Mai - toh wada karo aap mujhe .....
Mausi - aree aap aa gaye chalo didi aur unko chhod aana waha dev tuh aram sai jaa
Mai - thik mausi aap sai baad mai maang lunga
Uske baad
Kuch edhar kaam hua aur
Phir hum college jane lage sabka toh nahi pata par mujhe na jane kyu azzeb saa dar tha ki mai padh paunga ki nahi
Bhaut time ho chuka tha mujhe yeh sab kiye
Par abb soch liya hai toh darana kaya par yeh akash kaha reh gaya yaar
Mausi - dev didi ka dhyan rakhana aur riya tum esska
Didi - thik hai maa
Phir mausi chali gayi
Didi - dar lag raha hai kaya dev
Mai - nahi toh
Didi - phir apne haath ragadna band karo
Maine apne haath dur kiye
Thodi der baad hum nikal gaye aur
Hum gate par jane wale the ki
Didi - dev tum akele jaao
Mai- kyu didi
Didi - dekho har college mai ragging aam baat hai bus kehane ki baat hai ki hoti nahi kahi aur agar tum mere saath gaye toh saayd kuch aur ho jaaye
Mai- par
Didi - baat maan lo meri
Mai aur kuch naa bola aur chal diya akele woh toh chali gayi andar par waha gate par ek group nai mujhe roak liya
Intro
Seniors
Awnish
Ajju
Subham
Khasavi
Shital
2nd year batch or akash batch
Vikki
Preeti
Divu
Vidhya
Sohan
Raju
Abb aage
Ajju - kaah jaa rha hai munna apne seniors ko akela chhod kar
Mai - sir woh anadr jaa raha hu new addmission hai
Shital - etnai dino sai kaya body bana raha tha
Sab has pade
Mai- nahi bus family problem ki vajagh sai padhai chhod di thi
Subham - aabe yeh toh senti ho raha hai
Mai - nahi sir woh bus unka jawab de raha tha
Vikki chilla kar - chup saale bhai sai jaban ladayega
Vidhya - yeh lagata hai halki fulki body bana kar kudh ko hero samajh raha hai
Mai andar jaane laga tha ki kisi nai mera coller pakad liya mai uthani ko haath utha deta par yaha naa koi supermen huuh naa koi hero joh enki battisi tod kar haath mai du yaa apni shirt utar kar enko dara yaa ladakiyo ko chhodo unka kaya
Awnish - arre babua kaha chal diye abhi toh kuch kiya hi nahi humnai ( yeh hai bihar sai abhi sahi sai yaha ke mahoal mai dhal gaye par woh baat karnai kaa toda laheja bacha hua hai )
Mai - kyu pakad rahe hai aap
Subham - chalo esse andar lekar chalo hum akele esski ragging karte par yeh bolata bhaut hai
Anadr aate hi meri nazar ek murati par gayi toh center mai thi uske haath mai talwar thi aur kaafi achi thi woh jaise kisi fighter ki ho
Sohan - bhai ess sai pani mangwao naa
Subham (lagata hai yahi leader hai )- jaa be panni laa
Mai gaya aur samnai sai pani bhar laa diya unki bottle mai kisi ko pani pilana kon saa bezzati kaa kaam hai
Raju - bhai esko kaho uss ladaki ko chede haa woh joh waha bethi hai
Subham - chal bhai jaa eski bhi man ki murad puri kar
Mai karana toh nahi cahata
Raju - oye khadha kaya hai jakar usko ek hug karke aana
Subham - jaa naa kyu dimag ki dahi kar raha hai
Maa nai kaha hai ladayi nahi karni hai shaant rehana hai
Mai uss ladaki ke pass gaya aur uss nai hi mujhe gaale laga liya
Aur mere kaan mai - shero ko marani waale sher thoda saa aur bardash karana bus
Bhagwan kaa shukar hai ritika nai sun liya aur gaale lag gayi
Mai vapas aa gaya unke pass
Mai - sir abb mai jaa sakata huuh
Subham - **********(abusing )
Awnish - ee sasura toh bada khiladi lagat baa
( up Bihar waale bhaiyio ki baat hi alag hai jab bhi kuch alag ho toh apni bhojpuri bhulate nahi)
Preeti subham ke kaan mai
Subham - waah meri jaan kaya baat kahi hai
Preeti (subham's gf )
Subham - ek kaam aur kar de bus cahle jana phir
Mai- ji sir
Subham - woh murati ke pass ek bada saa pthar type dhikh raha hai
Mai- woh jispar kuch likha hai
Subham - haa wahi jakar uss par 10 ghusse mar lagatar agar ruka toh mere shoes saaf karega
Mai - agar woh tut gaya phele toh
Sab has pade
Awnish - aee hoo dada ee sasura sach mai pagala gayil baa ha haa haa aae ree maayi petwa fat jaayi has has ke
Subh chup hue par aaj lagata hai kisi ko koi kaam nahi yaha sab yahi dekh rahe hai
Subham mere kadhe par haath rakh kar mere saath uss pathar yaa joh bhi tha waha aaye
Subham - chal shuru ho jaa
Maine apna shirt ke seene kaa button khola aur kalaayi kaa bhi aur todha saa mod liya
First puch daadh murati bhi hil gayi
Second dadadadhhhh murati ki talwar gir gayi
Third thissshhhhhh pathar ke tukade edhar udhar girnai laage
Subham ke muh sai - ekki maa ki..(kadaaaakkkk)..aaawwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Mai - kabhi bhi matalb kabhi bhi ghar walo par naa jaana
Vikki - bhai kaa jabada tod kar aacha nahi kiya
Mai- enhe maa ko kuch nahi kahana caahiye tha sir aur kuch karana hai
Par woh jawab dene ke liye hosh mai nahi tha
Mai chal pada vapas waha jaha didi bethi thi
Mai- didi aap asse kaya dhekh rahi ho aur muh band karo
Abb kaya hua yaha sabke muh kyu khule hai
Maine thoda haath jahtka halka saa khoon aa gaya thaa mere haatho pe
