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Shukriya Bhai Aur dev hai hi ess liye joh karega sab notice karne waale hai naa caahe toh bhi
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SEMI MEGA UPDATE 11
Mai chal pada vapas waha jaha didi bethi thi
Mai- didi aap asse kaya dhekh rahi ho aur muh band karo
Abbe saala yaha sabke muh kyu khule hai
Mai hila kar - hello hello didi
Didi - haa kaya accha haa riya bolo yaha didi nahi
Mai - kyu yaha aisa kaya hai
Didi - mere baal pak gaye kaya abb yeh naya jamana hai enn sab purane tarike ko chhodo
Mai - arre ess mai ghusa kyu hoti ho riya ji ( mai halaka saa has pada)
Udhar woh log usska muh dulawa nai lage taaki khoon saaf ho par phir pata nahi kaya hua woh usse lekar chale gaye ohh sayad hospital gaye honge
Riya - tum aate hi enn sab mai kyu pad gaye haa
Mai - maine kaya kiya bus kaam kiya joh unhonai kaha par maa ko bola naa kuch toh maa kasam fod dunga
Didi - hero mat bano jada yaha dialouge nhi paisa aur power chalati hai
Mai -" hum naa hero toh kaha sai bolenge dialouge "
"Chup toh essi liye rehate hai kyuki dil mei hai paayre payaare log "
Akash mere khandhe par haath rakhata hua - aur tarzan kaya haal hai yaha bhi shayari mai laga hua hai
Mai usski ungli mod kar - kaha tha be
Akash -uiiiii maa chhod chhod dad nai kuch kaam kha tha chhod bhai plzz didi bolo
Mai - kaya be kaya didi chal beth jaa
Woh haath hilata hua beth gaya
Akash - acha sab thik hai naa teri ragging toh naa hui
Didi - unka toh jabada tod ke aa raha hai
Akash - kaya sach kaya
Didi - haa jakar dekh loo sayad khoon pada hoga
Achanak akash nai mere gaal par puppi de di
Mai - yeh kaya bhai
Akash - yaar tune dil kush kar diya raste mai suna kisi nai subham ke bhai kaa jabada kisi nai school mei tod diya aur abb sun raha huu tune uska tod diya
Didi - matalb kon sa school hai uska
Akash - ******* school hai
Didi - loo usska bhi essi nai toda hai subah bhool gaya aur tuh biche mai bol ke kaha chala gya tha
Akash - haa are didi kuch kaam aa gaya mai kaya karata
Mai gaal par haath rakah kar - mujhe pata hota yeh usska bhai hai toh aur kuch tod deta
Didi - bus bus bhaut hoo gya aaj ke liye
Akash - abb naa daro aap abb yaha koi app ko kuch bolega toh apna dev usski kholega
Mai- kyu enko bhi koi preshan karata hai kya
Didi - soo funny har kisi ki tarah naa hai mera ki tum hero toh tumhari bhen ko koi ched de aur tum usse jakar maro
Mai- ok ok abb aage kaya hai yaha
Didi - class mai jaao
Mai - chal akash
Didi - woh 2nd year kaa hai tumhare saath nahi jaayega
Akash - abb toh apun bhi 1st year kaa jab tak yeh naa ata 2nd year mai
Didi - tum dono ki dosti koi nahi samajh sakata hai
Mai - phele koi hume hi samajah le baad mai dosti ko samjhega
Tabhi peon aaya aur mujhe manganer ke pass jane ko kaha hum gaye waha par akash nai assi bate sunayi ki usska muh band ho gaya aisi baate aap log bhaut sun aur padh chuke honge toh aage badhate hai
Phir mai class mai gaya toh waha sab ke sab kadhe ho gaye
Mai - aare aap log kadhe kyu hoo mai student hi huuh
Akash meri pith par haath rakh kar - yaha ke master ko fod diya tune toh yeh kaya respect bhi naa denge
PICHELE KUCH BANDE BHAAG KAR MERE PASS AA GAYE
Namakaran suniye
Ankit
Akashy
Manish
Ankit mujhsai haath mila kar - sir chaliye apki jagah khaali hai
Saari class mujhe dhekh rahi thi
Akashy - kaya hua sir
Mai- bhai kahoge yaa dev toh bhi chalega par yeh sir
Manish mere gaale lag gaya - dev bhai dev bhai chailye naa picche
Mai akash ko eshara kar ke - kaya hai yeh
Akash - apne hi bache log hai chal bethate hai piche
Hum jakar hi bethe the wha par sir aa gaye
Sab bethe the mai kadha hoga tha
Sir - are maharaz aap kyu kadhe ho yaha ke baccho mai tum nahi ghule kaya
Mai- sir mai koi chini yaa namak nahi hu joh paani mai ghul jaau
Sir - ohh tum aaj pehale din aaye ho naa
Mai- haa sir
Sir - 1st day ha haa ha aage dekhenge
Etna bolate hi sab waha kadhe ho gaye
Sab - ‘’good morning sir ‘’
Sir apne man me - abe yeh kaya hai
Sir shock sai - sit down sit down
Ladako kaa thik tha yeh ladakiya kyu kadhi hui samjha nahi mai
Todhi dhe padaya sir nai aur phir ek question dekar woh piche akar kadhe ho gaye mai ek hindi medium sai padha hua banda tha samajh nahi paa tha kaya kaya karana hai woh toh accha hua manish ki writing acchi thi likh rha tha
Sir - kaya hua bethe kyu ho
Akash picche sai - sir usse padayi chhode kaafi saal ho gaeye hai
Sir ghusse mai - tum yaha kaya kar rahe ho jao apni class mai
Akash - sir mere dad nai baat kar li principle sir sai abb mujhe padnai ko kaha hai
Sir ghusse mai mujhe - tum kadhe ho jao
Mai kadha ho gaya
Sir - kaha sai padhe ho
Mai - ***** school sai
Sir - accha hindi medium beta tera toh school bhi band ho gaya hai tuh kyu chala aaya padhanai jaa kisi hindi medium mai vapas
Akash kuch bolani wala par mai phele - sir kaya yeh baat aap nai apne pitaji sai ki hai
Sir nai mujhe par haath utahaya maine haath pakad liya - sir yeh tapaad galat baat par marte toh mai kaah leta par yaha aap galat ho
Sir - tumhari etnai himaat
Mai - abhi kaya kaha tha hindi medium naa jakar apne bache aur ghar waalo sai har chiz english mai baat karo jab ho jaye na tab meri bezzati kaya stage par mar dena
Sir apna haath jatak ke - gate out of my class
Mai ghusse mai bahar aa gaya dimag kharab kar diya mera essi liye mai vapas padhana nahi cahta tha ek toh mai galat baat jaldi nahi bardas nahi karta par jab sai mere haath godha (horse ghayaal hua tha mai kam hi ghusa karata hu aisa nahi ki mujhe janwaro ko marana pasand hai bus woh kuch alag baat thi }
Tabhi akash nai mujhe piche se pakad liya
Akash - kaya be kyu muh fula liya yeh shuruwaat hai college ki par tunne master ki faad di yaar
Mai muda aur mera muh khula tha
Akash - kaya hua be
Mai usska muh piche kar ke
Akash - ekki assi ki tasi yeh puri class yaha kyu aa rahai hai
Class mai 18 bande hai enka naam yeh raha
1 .Ankit
2. Akashy
3. Manish
4. Gaurav
5. Harsh
6. Deepak
7. Manisha
8. Priya
9.Vikas
10. Deepika
11. Rohit
12. Ayush
13. Aman
14. Gitanjali
15. Surabhi
16. Nilam
17. Akash
18 .Mai
Sab mere pass aa gaye
Akash manish sai - kaya hua hai enko chhote
Manish mere pass akar dev bhai ko bahar nikala galat baat pe hum bhi
Aa gaye
Mai- plz aap sab jaao yeh meri galati hai
Deepika - nahi sir assi hi bezati karte hai yaa toh woh badalneg yaa hum class nahi jaayenge
Akash - simaran yeh sab galat hai
Aman - dev bhai aap chaloge tabhi hum jaayenge
Mai- abhi toh mujhe nikal diya hai
Nilam - chale kaya hum sab cantin mai
Gitangali - haa chalo aaj toh maza aa jaayega
Akash mujhe le kar chal pada
Akash catin waale sai - bahaiya aaj toh aapki candi ho gayi lagaoo kuch kaahnai ko
Sab dhere dheere apna order bol rahe the
Mai - pari…
Waiter - haaiii yeh kaya hai yeh nahi milata yaha
Mai - aare sorry chai dena ek
Akash - lee beta abb tera man lag gaya
Pari mujhsai dur ki seat par bethi thi mai usse dekh raha tha bina palak jhapaye
Kuch minute hi hue the ki kisi kaa sir aa gaya mere samnai maine haath sai usska sir niche kiya
Rohit - aaahh aaah maa meri nak gala uuhhh
Abe yaar yeh saala sorry maafi woh chai pi raha tha maine sir niche kar diya
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