UPDATE 18
Ab sai riya as didi
Didi - laa mujhe nikal ke de mai laga dungi aur shirt utar de maalish kar dungi mai
Mai - are nahi didi mai laga lunga aap chinta naa kare
Didi - haa thik hai mai jaa rahi hu kon hu mai teri haa mera toh koi hak hi nahi hai
Mai bich mei - chup ho jaao
Didi - mai toh bus ek panuti hu jaha lekar jaati hu sabk musbit mai fas jaate hai
Mai vaps - chup ho jaao
Didi - mujhe toh lagata mujhe mar jana cahiye sabke upper sai musibato kaa saya hat jayega aur sab chain se ji paayenge
Mai kab sai chup ho jaao kah raha par sun hi nahi rahi hai pagal kahi ki
Mai chilla kar - didi didi
Didi dar ki piche ho gayi
Mai- daro mat aapko kaya ho gaya tha bus thoda saa hil gaya tha dekho aap roiye naa yeh lo (maine ek haath sai apni tshirt nikal kar side mai phek di ) kar do maalish toda aram milega par royie naa aap aur jada bakawas baate bhi naa karo
Didi roti hui siskari leti hui - uhh huuu danata kyu mujhe
Mai -aap sun hi nahi rahi yhi kaya karata mai
Didi mere paas aa gai bikul
Mai - todha dur sai
Didi - kaya hua
Mai - aapki garam hawa aa rahi hai sasao ki
Didi -toh
Mai - aap shir mai laga ke malish karati hoo yaa mai pehan luuh
Phir unhonai mere shir mai woh dawa lagaya phir side se oil liya aur
Didi mere senne par haath rakh kar
Mai apni muthhi tezz sai band kar lii jisa hota naa kabhi kabhi jaase body mai ek thandi si lehar jaati hai wahi samajho
Mai - khandhe mai hai yaha sai haate hata do
Didi ghur ke - yeh kaya matalb pakad rahi huuuh
Mai - huuuhh uuuuuuhhhh
Didi - kaya hua abb
Mai - thand lag rahi hai
Didi - pagal ho gaya hai tuh
Mai - nahi aap kar rahi hoo aahhhh aram sai karo naa
Didi malish karte hue - etnai paaayre mulayaam haath kahi naa milenge tujhe samajha
Mai - haa pata hai aapke haatho mai jaadu hai
Didi - tuh naa ek bhaut bada saadhu hai
Mai - kuch bhi matalb haa
Didi mere pet par haath lagate hue -yeh kitane nikal jaate hai pure
Mai - mujhe kaya pata kaya bol rahi hoo aap
Didi - aare mai bhul gayi tuh bondhu hai tere six pack hai naa yehi phucha maine
Mai - arre etana bhi nahi
Didi - haaye mujhe toh pata nahi mera bhai samjhadar hai
Mai - yeh aurato waale natak naa kiya karo aur thoda saa garadan ki bhi malish kar do
Didi - haa mai toh malish waali huuh na
Mai latata hua pet ke bal -
"Aap toh kahati hoo mujhe jaan"
"Aapka haath joh laga hai mit gayi hai saari thakaan"
Didi - bus bus jada naa senti kiya kar aur haa abb yeh mat kehana mai asse cute lagati hoo
Yeh kaya baat hai maine kab kaha
Mai- mai kyu kahunga
Didi apne baal kaan ke piche rakahati hui - arre ladako kaa dekha hai jara saa ghusa yaa kush dekh lee ladaki ko cute bolani lagate hai
Mai - aap …
Didi - buss buss rehani de abb yeh mat kahana aap toh bhen hoo
Mai - shiiii shiiii
Didi - kaya kaya
Unnhonai meri nazar kaa picha kiya
Aur meri kamar ke uper sai uth gyi
Mausa ji - kaya hoo raha hai
Didi - kuch nahi dad bus dev ki malish kar rahi ki dr nai kaha tha
Mausa ji - tujhe bhi chain nahi hai naa bina baat ke kyu ladayiya leta hai
Mai - nahi mausa ji bus todhi si dikkat hai bus jada nahi kuch
Mausa ji - abb tum akele naa ho joh har problem ko apne saath jodate raho abb tum joh karoge uska fark puri family par padega
Mausa ji - aue haa jabsai tum aaye ho dikkat hi dikaat ho rahi hai
Didi - dad kaya keh rahe ho
Mausa ji - tum chup raho hum chhote mote log hai ladayi nahi karte eski tarah samjhi
Didi tezz sai - haa caahe aapki beti ki ezzat lut jaaye haina
Mausa ji - riya
Didi - chilayi mat dad aap nahi jaante agar yeh naa hota toh aapki beti kisi gaande naale mai kisi ke najayas baache ko apni pet mai liye mar jaati
Mai - didi aap kaya anab sanab bol rahi ho
Didi - tuh agar uss din park mai unhe naa marata aur woh insaan naa marata toh woh sab mera ra** kar dete samjaha
Mausa ji -aisa mera rahate naa hota beti
Didi - aapke rahate hi woh sab mere bandan ko chhute the tab kaha the aap
Mausa ji - beti assi baate naa kar mere saamnai baap huu mai tera
Didi - toh bhai hai yeh mera
Mausa ji - thik hai mujhe maaf kar de
Didi - meri bezzati nahi ki aapnai aap esse janate hoo naa aaj tak essnai humari chokhat par kabhi ek kadam nahi rakaha
Mausa ji - haa beti
Didi - joh baate aapnai kahi hai naa yeh ghar chhod deta agar mai yaha naa hoti toh
Mai- nahi didi aisa kuch nahi aap sab apne hai
Didi - mai jaanti huuu apno ki hi baate sabsai jada chubhati hai
Mausa ji - beta mai tumsai maafi magata huu aur shukriyada karata huu ki tumnai meri ghar ki ezzat bacha li hai
Mai - aap mujhe sharminda naa karo mausa ji
Didi - mausa ji kaya hota hai papa ji bol
Abb jaban nahi ladani re baba yeh toh apne hi papa pe chadh gayi - ji didi
Didi - didi nahi papa ji
Mai - haa papa ji
Mausa ji - aacha tuh esski maalish kar
Woh chale gaye
Mai - yeh kaya tha sab
Didi - kyu hindi samajh mai nahi aati yaa tujhe bhi kuch suanana hai
Mai - naa baba naa par aapki laal naak bhaut aachi lag rahi hai
Didi toda muskura kar par ghusse kaa natal karte hue - devvvv
Mai - ahhhh mera kandha didi
Didi ghabara kr - kaya kaya hua haa dhikha bola thaa uthana mat jaldi let jaa
Abb kaya karu enn sai bachane kaa mujhe yeh natak hi sahi laga
Didi - ek minute kaya tuh natak kiya abhi
Mai - na naa aisa kyu karunga mai
Didi - pagal samajhata hai ussi khandhe ke bal pe fir leta kaise
Mai dusri taraf let kar - aap naa didi jausus ban jaao accha bhala hoga desh kaa
Didi - kabhi tuh bhi humari jasusi kar
Mai - kaya kaha
Didi - yehi ki soo jaa abb bina kuch bole araam kar
Mai -accha woh takiya do vapas need aa rahi hai
Didi - aa mere goad mai shir rakah kar late sona nahi kahanna kahana hai abhi
Kitana aram hai sukun hi sukun
Udhar
Snehal - kaya hua pari tujhe aise kyu roo rahi hai
Pari -meri wajagh sai tujhe yeh sab hua aur dev ko bhi chhot lagi
Snehal - tuh pagal hai kaya
Pari - unhonai meri wajagh sai kiya hai yeh sab
Snehal - yaar tuh samajahati kyu nahi
U call put on hold
Pari - hello hello
Maine phone uthaya - hello kon
Pari - haa snehal
Didi - kon hai dev
Mai -woh didi didi Pari kaa call aaya hai
Didi - thik hai mai khanna lekar aaungi tab tak baat kar tuh
Woh uth kar chali gayi
