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Snehal - dev abb aap hi samajhao esse saamjhati hi nahi sab kuch apni wajagh sai samajh rahi hai
Mai - pari ji yeh kaya bol rahi hai yeh
Pari rotte hue - dev ji mujhe maaf kar do yeh meri hi wajagh sai hua hai
Mai - yeh kaya baat hai
Snehal - aap hi dekh loo
Mai- sorry mujhe mangani cahiye naa mai aapko kuch kehata naa aap mujhsai baat karti naa aisa kuch hota
Pari - yeh aap kaya keh rahe hai....
Mai - joh aap sun rahi hai
Snehal - chhodo mujhe
Mai - ji
Pari - kaya
Snehal - kuch nahi sorry
Mai - ek minute akash tuh waha kaya kar raha hai
Snehal - yaha koi nahi hai
Mai - nahi usski hassi caahe kitani bhi dhimi ho mai pehchan sakata huu
Akash - tum rahani do woh Dev hai mere saase bhi pehchan lega
Dev - tuh waha kaya kar raha hai aur tune phir phone rakh diya meri jeb mai
Akash - abe phir phone ki baat mat laa aur kaha kaya
Pari jaldi sai - snehal ke saath
Akash - bhai etana time naa lete hum kahi koi aur humari waali ko lekar naa bhaag jaaye
Mai - teri too mil beta chhodunga nahi tujhe
Akash - yaar tuh kasam sai mere liye sab kuch hai jis ladaki ko mai pasanad karata tha tere ek kaand nai ek jhatake mai usse mere pass laa diya abb snehal phone jeb mai tum dono baate karo
Mai - sunn to
Pari - sunno toh
Mai-ji
Pari -ji
Mai - phele aap
Pari -phele aap
Mai - aacha aap kudh ko kyu kosa
Pari - toh kyu naa karu mere hi kisi oneside love waale nai kiya hai yeh sab i am sure
Mai- aap hai hi assi ki aapsai ek tarfa payar karani waale jaan de bhi de aur le bhi le
Pari - accha aur aapka kaya kahyal hai
Mai -
"" Abb hum kaya bataye apnai kahyal ""
""Har jagah faila hai aapki khoobsurati kaa jaal ""
Pari - aap bhaut natakhat hai etnai chot mai aise mahol mai yeh sab kar lete hai
Mai - aapsai baat karte hi sab bahar aa jata hai aur mahol toh hum kudh banawate hai caahe abb usko acha banaye yaa usko bura
Pari - accha waise aapki tabiyat kaisi hai
Mai - aapki awwaz sai thik ho rahi hai
Woh hasanai lagi
Pari has kar - toda kam phekiye
Mai - aisa nahi hai
Pari - naa naa shyari mai boliye asse nahi
Mai - ""socha naa tha zindagi mai asse mukaam aayenge ""
""Hum aapki aur aap humari muskaan ban jayenge ""
Pari - "" dil toh humara bhi yhi kehata hai aapko dil mai basa lee""
"" naa soche samjhe enn duniya ki bandiso ko aur aap ko apana lee""
Ess line nai toh mai muh khol diya mai haka baka reh gaya
Aur achanak hi phone cut gaya
Pari apni ungli hilati hui - uff yeh mai kaya bol gayi
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Kaafi dur waha sai ek jagah
Boss - kutto ke pillo tum sab ki kaya maut aayi joh ussko haath lagaya haa
Paresh - kyu maar rahe ho bhai aap
Boss - essko mai jaan sai maar dunga aaj
Bita - maine kaya kiya hai
Boss - marenai ke baad tere bhai ko bataunga
Kamlesh - aap humare bhaiyo ko asse nahi maar sakate bhai
Birju - chup rah tuh kamlesh
Mai - kyu mirchi lagi naa phir mere bhai ko haath bhi kaise lagaya tum saalo nai haaa
Bita - kaya woh jiska shir foda woh aapaka bhai hai
Boss - haa kutto......
Kamlesh - par woh kaise aapka bhai boss
Boss - woh mera saga nahi par bhai aur jisko tum pehale maar rahe the woh mera bhai hai
Paresh - acha akash bhai aapke bhai hai
Boss - saale abb bhai lagata hai man kar raha tujhe abhi goli se uda du
Bita uske pair pakad ke - hume maaf kar do bhai
Boss - maafi jakar dev sai maango jisnai kaya soch ke tumhe chalane layak chhod mujhe bhi nahi pata
Boss - Raj ( Akash kaa bhaga hua bhai .....)
Kamlesh - hum jaldi hi unsai maafi maang lenge bhai
Raj - aise nahi maafi mangani uss sai balki uske rasate mai joh aaye usko hatate jaao uss nai mere bhai ke liye joh kiya maine bhi naa kiya
Birju - par boss usske aane se mujhe aisa laga jaise maine kisi shareef insaan ko dekha par uske andar se mujhe aap sai jada bade don hone ki feeling aa rahi thi
Raj - bakawas ban kar aur yeh bata kitnai chot aayi hai usko
Bita - wohhh... woh...boss
Raj - bol naa be
Bita - uska shir fat gaya bus
Etna bolate hi side kaa ek lohe kaa guldasta uske shir pe laga aur uska shir fat gaya
Raj - toh tuh yaha bina shir fate kyu khada hai
Kamlesh usko pakad - yeh kaya kiya bhai aisa kyu kiya mera bhai bita .....hum toh apke hi kehane pe hi gaye the naa waha pari madam aapko caahiye na naa ki hume aapne hi jaha joh bich mai aaye usko hata dena caahe joh ho
Raj par yeh baate jaise kisi 400 volt ki tarah lagi woh waha sai apne room me aa gaya
woh mirror ke samane aaya aur usske haath kapane lage
Raj man mai - agar yeh baat akash ko pata chali toh woh toh mujhsai had se jada nafrat karne lagega ki maine dev ko chhot pahuchayi hai
" Yeh mai payaar ke nashe mai kaya kar gaya ..
" Jispar barsane the mujhe phul uske khoon mai haath rang gaya ...
Yeh mai kaya kar gaya ...
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Edhar Mai yeh soch raha thaa phone cuta kyu aur tabhi didi bhi aa gayi ...
Aur haath mai khane ke thaali thia aur piche do bande mera matalab prince aur sunny
Sunny mere pass akar meri goad mai beth gaya
Sunny - aur maine suna aap bhabhi ke liye fighting karke aaye ho
Mai has ke -chal bhabhi ke bache kuch bhi bolata hai ...
Prince - didi yeh pari bhabhi ki baat sun ke aapnai aisa muh kyu banaya hai ...
Mai hasta hua -ha ha ha kaisa muh bhai ....
Didi kahane ki thali rakh ke - chup kar kuch nahi dev
Prince - nahi bhaiya aisa muh banaya jaise humare school ki senior girla apne bf ko kisi aur sai baate karte dekh banati hai
Didi- tappad khaayega tuh prince abhi
yeh sab padhayi ho rahi hai
Prince bhi mera pass akar beth gaya - maine kaya kiya sach bola aur bhaiya aap batao sach bolana galat hai kaya
Mai has ke - nahi mere chhotu motu woh sayad didi muh ess liye banayi hogi kyuki woh soch rahi hongi ki pari mujhe kahi apni dosti mai enn sai chin naa le
Prince - bhala woh kyu hoga yeh didi hai woh bhabhi
Mai - aee chup kar bhabhi waala dono ke dono abhi se uss ko bhabhi bana chuke ho
Didi- waise tum dono ko woh bhabhi kyu lagati hai
Sunny- kyuki dekho didi dev bhai kabhi kisi sai baat nahi karte i mean ladaki sai aur ki toh pari bhabhi sai shayari karte aur toh aur pari bhabhi yaha padhati hai sun ke yaha chale aaye bina lade kyu sahi kaha naa bhaiya he he
Mai habada ke - didi aap kahan laao kaha bacho ki baato mai padh gayi ho
Phir sabnai shaanti sai khana khaya khilaya sab kuch na kuch bolana caah rahe the mai tabhi unke muh mai niwala daal deta thaa .....
Mujhe lagta hey yeh Sunny aur Prince Dev ka naya dubayenge ek din jarur. Eise bhai hey to dushman ki kya jarurat?
