Toh ab lagta hai jaldi hi Maanu and team ki mulaaqaat Sofia aur uski secretary se hogi par kaise aur kab yeh dekhna rochak hoga.....Update 81
Recap........
udhar shaam hui toh ghar per sabhi aa chuke the …ghar ki rounak aaj alag thi …na rajinder pehle jaise awkward tha ..na koi or tension thi ..per achanak se manu ki family ko do alag alag khabar mili ..jise sunkar manu khush ho ya pareshan yeh uski samjh se bahar tha …..
Ab Aage........
Manu khana khakar utha hi tha ki achanak ghar ka old ringwala phone bajaa …
jisko Rajinder ne pick kiya ..kyuki Rajinder hath dhokar wapas aa raha tha …call per kuch der baat ki or wapas aa gaya …
Rajinder ko soch me dekhkar Sumitra ne pucha “ kya baat hai kiska call tha “
Rajinder “ who jai-chand ki saali jo humare ghar me rehti thi who ab is dunia me nahi rahi …”
Sumitra “ ohhh! Yeh toh bura hua ..chaliyeh use dekh aate hain bechari abhi kuch hi din pehle toh ek beti ki maa bani thi ..”
Ajay “ kya mummy who saali chacha ki hai usse humara kya Rishta ulta tala toadkar makan me gusi thi mar gayi toh mar gayi ab hum kya kar sakte hain “
Sumitra “ ajay aise nahi bolte beta bhale hi who jinda rehte galat thi ..per ab baat alag hai aise me jana jaroori hota hai ..”
Ajay “ bhul gayi mummy aapka dil kitna kamzoor hai …aap kisi ki lash tak nahi dekh paati …bhul gayi kya jab pados ke umadaraz uncle jab guzre the tab unki lash dekh kar aap behosh ho gayi thi …???”
Sumitra “ per beta jana bhi jarori hai …agar nahi gaye toh unko bura lagega …”
Rajinder “ ajay sahi keh raha hai …per Sumitra tum rehne do main or manu chale jayenge wahan kyun manu kya kehte ho ??”
Manu kuch bolta usse pehle uska mobile baja ..usne call per baat ki or jab baat hui toh who bola ..
Manu “ sorry papa lagta hai aapko akele hi jana padega ..kyuki Bhatnagar sir ka call tha keh rahe the koi meeting hai jo bahut urgent hai jiske liye mujhe unke sath delhi jana hoga …maine unko bataya toh unhone kaha kyuki main business ka kaam mere or Bhatnagar sir ke hath me hai so mera jana jaroori hai ..verna company me bahut complication ho sakti hai …jaana toh nahi chahta per baat sirf akele meri nahi hai …uska effect company ke hazaron worker per padega so jana mazbori hai …”
Rajinder “ koi baat nahi beta tum tyaari karo jaane ki main akele chala jaunga ..kyuki ajay abhi chota hai ..or tumhari maa ko wahan baar baar behosh hote dekhna mere boot eke bahar hai …toh akele jaana hi padega …”
Toh filhal final hua ki Rajinder akela wahan cremation(anitim sankar ) ke liye jayega or manu delhi ke liye nikalega …
Manu raat ko apni tayari me lag gaya …ki use delhi me apne sath kya saman lena uski packing me lag gaya …
Delhi me 1 week ke liye jaana tha agle din shaam ko nikalna tha ..so manu raat ko packing karke so gaya …
Agle din jaisa tay hua tha Rajinder office me chutti ke liye call karke nikal gaya ..jai-chand ke yahan ..or Sumitra bhi aaj ghar per hi thi ..uska mann nahi tha jane ka ..per manu ko restaurant se call aaya toh who wahan nikal gaya …
Restaurant me aaj sab kuch normal hi tha ..per kuch account ke kaam ke chalte jass ne manu ko wahan bulaya tha ..
Jass “ toh aapne naye restaurant ke liye kya socha ???”
Manu “ sochna kya hai jass …jo tum final karogi wahi hoga …tum batao karna kya hai ..??”
Jass “ main or guru bhai ne kuch jagah final ki hai per head office ke liye delhi ki jagah final ki hai …kyuki delhi desh ki capital hai ..or wahan business reform ka acha scope hai so wahan office ki jagah ..hona apne aap me sahi rahega ..bas aap ek baar site visit kar lo ..kuch dealer hain jo sahi kimat me ..jagah bechne ko tyaar hain …call per baat kar li hai per bina site dekhe wahan kuch kehna sahi nahi hai …”
Manu “ toh problem kya hai guru bhai or tum jakar jagah dekh aao ??”
Jass ” ohhhooo! Aap samjhte kyun nahi yahan ka kaam bhi bad raha hai or account ke liye mujhe yahan rukna padta hai phir daily inventory use bhi dekhna padta hai ..aapko pata bhi hai ek nanhi si jaan per kitna bojh hai aapne toh keh diya delhi chali jao per …itna asaan nahi hai ..dilli jana ..” jass ne kaha
Uski baat per manu hans pada ..
Manu “ ohhh! Sorry mujhe maaf karna main dhayan hi nahi diya ki is nanhi jaan per kitna bojh hai ..chalo koi baat nahi ..per ek din ke liye toh jaa hi sakti ho na ..??”
Jass “ aap na too much ho ..agar jaa sakti toh abhi tak chali gayi hoti ..per lagta hai dilli abhi door hai ..”
Manu “ bas bas jass acha samjh gaya ..agar guru bhai or tum ek sath nahi ja sakte toh tum ..akele toh ja sakti ho site visit ke liye ???”
Jass “ haan ja sakti hun per delhi me akeli ladki kaise manage karegi ..aap khud sochna …main toh aaj tak is city se bhi bahar nahi gayi ..toh akele delhi jana ..naa baba mere akele ka bas nahi hai yahan ..”
Manu “ ohhh! Toh yeh baat hai ..meri sherni dost akele jaane se darr rahi hai ..??”
Jass ne wahan idhar udhar dekha ..office me sirf manu or jass hi the baaki loog bahar kaam me lage hue the …
Jass “ manu tumne mujhe self-dependent banaya ..main manti hun ki main bina wajah dari nahi hun ..per ek ladki ki tarah sochkar dekhna ..yahan toh tum or baaki sab hain dekhne ke liye per wahan delhi me mujhe koi jarorat padi toh koun hoga ??? sher bhi akela ho toh kutte use gher lete hain toh ..main toh ladki hun akeli kya -kya kar lungi ..??”
Manu “ or agar main kahun ki tum akeli nahi ho…na aaj na kal na hi puri zindagi …maine kaha tha na ki main har kadam tumhare sath hunt oh tumne yeh kaise soch liya ki wahan tumko akela jaane dunga ??”
Jass “ per aapne hi toh kaha na akele jakar dekh lo ?”
Manu “ are ab dost se mazak nahi karunga toh kiske sath mazak karunga …”
Jass “ mazak toh thik hai ..but I m daamm serious about this ..main akele nahi jane wali delhi me ..”
Manu “ agar main kahun ki mere sath chalo toh kya tum tyaar ho ??”
Jass mann me “ agar tum chaho toh dunia ke akhiri choor tak tumhare sath chali jaun delhi kya hai ..mera toh bas nahi chalta verna ..jeena toh jeena marne ke baad bhi tumhara sath na chodun main mere pyaare manu …”
Manu “ kahan kho gayi lagta hai …mere sath jana acha nahi laga ..koi baat nahi guru bhai or tum jab chaho chale jaao ..agar kaam se time na mile toh ek ya do din ke liye office me chutti kar dena ..ab toh thik hai na ..”
Jass “ main na toh nahi kaha na ..”
Manu “ per jass dear aapne haan bhi nahi kaha ..lagta hai hai aapko guru bhai ke sath hi jana hai toh waise sahi ..”
Jass “ nahi ab main aapke sath hi jaungi ..per achanak se delhi jaane ka kaise plan bana liya ??? “
Manu “ ab agar tumhari jagah koi or puchta toh keh deta ki tumahre wajah se jaa raha hun ..per such kehna dosti ka rule hai ..so ek urgent meeting hai delhi me jiske wajah se jaana hoga ..so agar jaa raha hun toh tum bhi chalo .. meeting ki meeting ho jayegi or site visit bhi ho jayega ..or tumhara sath bhi mil jayega kya kehti ho ??”
Manu ne jass ke samne hath rakh diya uska hath mangne jaise ..jass ne ek second bhi nahi lagaya uska hath thamne me ..
Jass “ kya baat hai janaab ..aap toh such me businessmen hain …ek taraf meeting or sath me site visit or uske sath hum dono lagta hai delhi me kuch alag hi maza aanewala hai ..shezadi sahiba ko Manzoor hai ..yeh shezadi aapke sath jana kubool karti hai …hihihiihi”
Manu “ toh shezadi shahiba ..delhi main sirf site visit karni hai ya kuch or bhi program hain ..shezadi sahiba ke ??”
Jass “ shezadi apni marzi ki malik hain ..abhi kuch socha nahi aage delhi khud shezaadi ko batayegi ki karna kya hai ..aap bas time batao jana kab hai .???”
Manu “ shaam ko 8 baje nikal rahe hain baaki call kar dunga ..tum tyaar rahena ..per mere sath jaane me koi problem toh nahi ..”
Jass ne manu ke gale me ek bajoo dala or kaha “ lagta hai boss toh maan gaya per dost ko pakka kuch problem hai …verna shezadi ko aise hi koi mana nahi karta ..”
Manu “ nahi ji khadim toh aapka gulaam hai ..aap jaise kaho ..waise hum aapke istakbaal me tyaar hain ..”
Dono me aise hi kuch der meethi nik-jhokh hoti rahi ..ki achanak manu ka mobile baja ..
Manu ne call pick kiya or baat ki ..jass wahan apne kaam me lag gayi ..
Call cut hui toh manu soch me tha ..
Jass “ kya hua ?? sab thik toh hai na ..??”
Manu “ haan sab thik hai ..per nita maa ko kuch problem hai …unke bhai ka call tha who chahte hain ki ab nita mom unke sath rahe ..??”
Manu ne nita mam ke baare me jass ko bata rakha tha ki kaise nita mam uski maa saman or kaise uski life me aayi ..so nita mam ki call per jass ko hairani nahi hui ..
Jass” yeh toh achi baat hai ..kab tak akeli rahengi who ..bhale hi tum unke liye sab kar lo per akela pan phir bhi unke sath hai ..agar unka bhai unko sath rakhna chahta hai toh isse acha kuch nahi hai ..”
Manu “ jass baat who nahi hai ..main bhi khush hun unke liye ..ki finally unke apne bhai ko unki asali ehamiyat ka pata chala ..per problem kuch orr hai ..”
Jass “ matlab “
Manu “ problem nita maa ne khadi kar di hai ..woh keh rahi hain who hume choadkar jana nahi chahti ..”
Jass mann me “ unki kya galti ..jab kuch saal me main tumhare sath hun ..or ek pal ke liye tumhara sath chutne se darti hun. Toh who toh tumhain bete ki tarah chahti hain ..meri chahat or unki chahat me antar hai per chahat toh chahat hai ..isme kiska jor chalta hai ..”
Manu “ kahan kho gayi ??”
Jass “ kahin nahi bas soch rahi thi ..”
Manu “ thik hai tum tyaar rehna shaam ko milte hain main zara unse milkar unko samjhta hun..”
Jass “ dhayaan se kahin baat suljhne ke bajaye bigad na jaaye ..”
Manu “ haan dhayan toh rakhna hoga ..kyuki such kahun toh mera dil bhi unko bhejne ka nahi hai per apne lagav ke chalte unko humsha ke liye akela nahi choad sakta ..”
Jass “ per ek baat samjh nahi aayi ki unke bhai ko achanak se unper itna pyaar kaise aaya ..mujhe kuch gadbad lag rahi hai ..unko samjha lo per ek baar unke bhai per nazar bhi rakhna jarori hai ..ki use such me behan chahiye ya iske piche koi naya funda hai ..”
Manu “ ghar per ajay hi jasoosi ke liye bahut hai ..shezaadi sahiba ..tum yahan who sab mat karo ..per tumhari baat me point hai ..main bhi yahi soch raha hun ..ki achanak se alag rehne wale bhai ko itna pyaar kaise ummad aaya ..per koi baat nahi ek baar nita maa se baat kar lun or unke bhai ko uske baad dekhte hain ..agar zarori hua toh kuch is matter per bhi karenge ..ab nita maa ko aise hi kahin jaane ko nahi keh sakta hai na ..??”
Jass “ haan sahi kaha pehle unse baat karlo aage ka baad me dekhna ..or shaam ko time se call kar dena ..”
Uske baad manu wahan se nikala or siddha nita mam ke ghar aa chuka tha ..kyuki who abhi ghar per hi thi ..
Nita mam “ kya baat hai aaj manu yahan lagta hai yeh koi sapna hai ..”
Manu nita mam ke taane ko samjh gaya …
Manu “ sorry maa main toh apni pyari nita maa ke pass aaya tha ..per bhul gaya ..nita maa pehle nita mam bhi hain …”
Nita “ jada faltu baat karne ki zarorat nahi hai …ache se samjhti hun teri chalaki …yahan ki baat wahan ghumana koi tujhse sikhe ..” nita mam ne baat karte hue manu ka kaan pakad liya …
Manu “ aahhh! Sorryyyy sorry maa galti ho gayi mujhse ..ab kaan choad do dekho ab toh apni maa ke samne hun ..shikayat aram se kar lena …please meri pyaari maa …”
Nita mam ne bhi uska kaan choad diya …ab dono sath me bethe baat karne lage …
Nita mam ..” dekh beta jada ki khwahish nahi hai per kam se kam aa nahi pata toh call hi kar liya kar …”
Manu serious hote hue “ sorry maa aapko toh pata hai …life bahut bussy hai jhut main aapse bol nahi sakta per yeh bhi such hai …ki in dino bahut busy tha …jiske chalte aa nahi paya …per ajay toh din me ek chakar lagata hoga na …???...use bola hua hai .sath me aapke liye ek servant ka bhi intzaam kiya tha …who thik kaam kar rahi hai na ???”
Nita mam pyaar se dekhte hue ..”haan mere bache sab thik hai ..ajay bhi har roj ek round aata hai ..or who naukarani bhi achi hai har tarah se seva karti hai ….per beta mujhe kabhi kabhi tujhe dekhne ka dil karta hai …uska kya …??”
Manu ..” are maa usi liye toh yahaan aaya hun ..chalo tyaari karo ..sath chalte hain ..yaad hai na mama ji ne bulaya hai aapko ..??”
Nita thoda normal hokar “ manu dekh maine tujhe pehle hi kaha tha ..mujhe nahi jana ..itne saal se aajtak unloogon ne aajtak apni behan ko na jeete dekha na marte hue ..per aaj achanak se unko behan ki yaad aa gayi ..mujhe yeh sab thik nahi lag raha hai ..mujhe unki zarorat nahi ..mere liye tum or ajay hi kaafi ho ..jahan itni zindagi kat gayi baaki bhi kat jayegi ..tum iske liye mujh per jor na dena kyuki agar tumne kaha toh main mana nahi kar paungi …please beta …”
Manu nita mam ke dono hath tham leta hai ..thoda dabata hai ..or uske baad nita mam ko apne seene se laga leta hai ..jahan nita mam sukun se simat jaati hai ..manu ke apnepan ke chalte ..
Manu “ maa “
Nita “ hmmm!”
Manu “ maa main aapse bahut pyaar karta hun …yeh nahi kahunga ki aapke jaane se mujhe koi fark nahi padega ..such kahun toh padega bahut padega ..per iska matlab yeh nahi ki aapko aapke bhai matlab mama ji se dur kar dun …aapki baat sahi hai agar aapko apni zindagi me har faisle ko lene ka pura haq hai ..chahe faisla jo bhi ho ..aapka beta aapke sath hai ..per kya aap meri ek baat manogi ..”
Nita manu ko or kaste hue “ beta yeh mujhe pata hai ..jahan dunia me mera sath koi de ya na de wahan tum or ajay mere sath parchai ki tarah hoge ..per achanak se mere bhai ka yun mujhe apne pass bulana ..mujhe kuch samjh nahi aa raha ..per tum jo kahoge main bina sawal ke maan lungi ..”
Manu “ maa main kuch socha hai ..agar aap bura na mano toh kuch kahun …”
Nita pyaar se uske gaal sehlate hue ..” pagal hai kya teri baat ka bura maan sakti hun kya ..bol bhi kya kehna hai ..”
Manu “ toh ek kaam karo saman pack karo jaane ki tyaari karo …delhi chalna hai ..”
Nita mam uske gale se achanak dur hui or hairat se manu ko dekhne lagi..
Manu “ kya hua maa ???”
Nita “ beta agar tumne kaha hai toh chali jaungi delhi per mere 1 % mann nahi hai wahan jaane ka ..main aaj bhi unke kadve bol nahi bhuli hun …per tumhari baat nahi taalungi ..acha tum betho main tyaari karti hun ..” nita mam wahan se mudne ko hui unki aankhon se ansoo behne hi wale the …
Nita mam undar jane ko mudi per manu ne achanak se unke hath ko pakad kar unko rok liya …
Nita mam“ chodo na beta jaa rahi hun na tyaari karne ke liye ..”
Manu ne nahi choda hath ulta khachkar nita mam ko apne pass apne seene se laga liya ..nita mam ke ansoo behne hi wale the .
Manu “ maa main delhi chalne ko kaha hai …aapko akele jaane ko nahi ..shayad aapne dhayan nahi diya ..”
Nita mam hairani se “ matlab ??”
Manu uske sar ko pyaar se apne seene me laga leta hai ..
Manu “ maa main aapko aise hi akela behj dunga yeh aapne soch bhi kaise liya …main khud chal raha hun aapke sath …are mazak thodi hai ..aap maa ho meri aise kaise aapko akela delhi bhej dun …kyun sahi hai na ..??”
Nita mam jahan ab tak delhi jane ke naam se dunia bhar ka gam unke chehre per aa chuka tha ..achanak se unka mukhda Khushi se khil utha ..nita mam ne haan me sar hila diya ..
Manu “ aapne soch bhi kaise liya ki …achanak se koi call aayega or main aapko aise hi bhej dunga …aap maa ho meri ..koi gair nahi aaj toh soch liya aage se aisa sochna bhi nahi verna main aapse kabhi baat nahi karunga ..samjh gayi na ..??” manu ne jhuntha gussa dikhate hue kaha ..
Nita mam ne apne kaan pakad liye ..” sorry beta mujhe laga ki tum bhi mujhse ab picha chudana chate ho ??”
Manu ne unke hathon ko unke kaano se hath diya ..or bola “ maa aisa sochna bhi nahi main bahut kam logon ko apne karib aane deta hun ..or aapko toh maa mana hai ..jab maa ko hi jaane dunga toh maa maanne ka matlab hi kya hai ..main janta hun aapko aisa laga hoga ki main aapko delhi bhejna chahta hun ..toh yeh sahi bhi hai …kyuki main nahi chahta ki mere chalte aap aapne bhai se duri bana len ..per iska matlab yeh nahi hai ki main aapko humsha ke liye wahan unke pass bhej raha hun …jab mama ji ki sagi behan yaani aapko unper doubt hai toh ..main achanak se unper kaise yakin kar lun …samjh rahi ho na ???”
Nita mam “ jab tum ko bhi yakin nahi hai toh wahan lekar hi jana kyun chahte ho mujhe …jabki main toh unko dekhna bhi nahi chahti ..”
Manu “ maa dunia badi azeeb hai …yahan loog bhi alag hain …bina wajah yahan kuch nahi hota …maine kaha na main aapke sath chal raha hun …wahan jara bhi gadbad lagi toh aapko wapas le aaunga …waise bhi aapko lekar bahar kahin jaane ko milta nahi ..or jab mouka mila hai chutti enjoy karne ka toh aapko jana nahi hai ..pata bhi hai ..kitne armaan the mere delhi me aapke sath kitna maza karunga ..per aapne ek baar me mere saare armano per paani baha diya …” manu ne kaha
Jiska matlab nita mam ache se samjh gayi..
Nita mam ne ek baar phir uske gaal ko sehlaya .” beta ache se samjhti hun teri chalaki ki tum kahan kya bolta hai ..or tere armaan bhi ache se pata hain …ek kaam ke liye tu delhi jaanewala nahi pakka pura workload sath le jaanewala hai …or mera naam badnaam kar raha hai …per koi baat nahi agar tu sath hai toh delhi kya ..America bhi jaane me mujhe koi pareshani nahi hai …”
Manu “ yeh sahi kaha maa agli baar america hi challenge ..aakhir unko bhi pata chale ki humari maa ka rob kya hai ???hahahha!”
Nita mam bhi uske sath hansne lagi ..nita mam ne normal hokar kaha ..” beta per jana jarori hai kya …???”
Manu “ haan maa jarori hai ..main bhi mama ji me aaye achanak badalav per yakin nahi kar pa raha hun ..zara delhi me thoda dekhna zarori hai …suna hai delhi me yahan ke mall se bade mall hain wahan aap ghum lena “
Nita mam “ mujhe pata hi tha ..”
Manu “ kya pata tha maa ???”
Nita mam “ ghum lena matlab tu pakka wahan busy rehne wala hai …yeh toh confirm ho chuka hai ..verna tu mujhe yun akele ghumne ko nahi kehta mujhe nahi jana delhi …sun le ..”
Manu dono hath joadkar “ sorry maa aap se chipana nahi chata tha ..per meri meeting bhi hai delhi me per meeting sirf ek din ki hai baaki toh main free hi hun …”
Nita mam “ dekha maine kaha tha na tu single kaam ke liye delhi jaane walon me se nahi hai …meri baat such hai na …or mujhe aise dikha raha tha ki jaise sirf mere liye jaa raha hai …hppphh!”
Manu ne nita mam ke muh per hath rakh diya “ maa aisa sochna bhi nahi meeting toh kal raat hi decide hui thi …subah office me jass bhi piche pad gayi delhi me site visit ke liye ..or wahan se sab sattle karke hata hi tha ki aapka call aa gaya …jisme maine socha ki jab kaam saare delhi ke hi hain toh ek baar me hi dekh leta hun …per agar aapko lagta hai ki main sirf aapko meeting ke chalte sath le jaaraha hun toh …aap mere sath meeting ke baad specially chalna taaki aapko pata chale ki kaam apni jagah hai ..per maa har cheez se uppar hai mere liye …tab toh thik hoga na …??”
Nita mam ko tab realise hua ki manu vastav me ek sath kitne kaamo me fansa rehta hai ..per itne ke baad bhi akela unki parvaah karta hai …special unke sath jaane ko lekar kahi who baat nita mam ko chu gayi ..
Nita mam “ beta “
Manu “ hmm! “
Nita mam pyaar se uske sar par hath firate hue …”beta I m sorry mujhe lagta hai main jada bol gayi mujhe …hmmm!” manu ne ek baar phir unke muh per hath rakh diya …
Manu “ maa is dunia me aisa koi din na aaye ki aapko mujse aisa kuch kehna pade jo main bardast nahi kar sakta …mazak me bhi nahi aapko nicha dekhne de sakta hun ..or aap sorry keh rahi hain mujhe ..isse acha maar leti who acha lagta ..per aapka maafi mangna mujhe bardast nahi hai …..i love my maa …yeh baat ache se samjh lo ..dunia me koi aapko mujhse door nahi kar sakta …”
Nita mam ke ansoo nikalne lage yeh sunkar …unhone manu ko phir se seene se laga liya ..manu ne unke ansoo puche ..
Manu “ ab bas bhi karo pehle khud hi shaq karti ho or khud hi rone lagti ho …ab toh khud ko dekhlo ek baar zara …kahan pehle zero size (manu ka matlab pehle unke motape se tha ) or ab kahan yeh meri patli dubli si nayi kakdi jaisi maa ..jab dekho rone ke naye bahane dundhti rehti hain ..i hate tears ..dear I haate tears ( rajesh khana style me kaha manu ne ) puch daalo in ansson ko …I just hate tear …muhhhaaaa! “ manu ne ansoo puchte hue nita mam ke gaal ki paapi le li …taaki nita mam ka rona band ho sake …
Or aisa hua bhi kahan dono abhi tak senti hue pade the ..papi lene ke baad nita mam ne bhi revert me manu ke piche bhagna shuru kar diya …
Nita mam “ badmash maa ki paapi leta hai …abhi batata hun tujhe …”
Manu aage bhagte hue …” maine pehle hi kaha tha …I hate tears dear …I hate tears ..per aapko bahane the so socha papi le lun kamse se kam Rajesh Khanna ji jo kitne romantic the unko yaad kar sakun …per such me gile gaalo ko chumkar maza nahi aaya …kahan pehle who gol matol gaal or kahan yeh boring dimple wale normal se gaal ..”
Nita mam “ ruk ja ek toh papi le li upper se Rajesh Khanna bana hai tujhe ..ruk tu ek baar hath toh aa …batata hun tujhe …usper meri itni mehnat se patla hona uska mazak bana raha hai ..bhul gaya khud hi piche lag kar patla kiya tha ..mera kya hai ..phir se moti ho jaungi ..”
Manu achanak se ruk gaya ..nita mam uske rukne se chonk gayi …manu rukkar ghuma or usne nita mam ke hathon ko pakda or
Kaha “ maa mazak apni jagah hai ..main aapko khush dekhna chahta hun ..mujhe aapke pehle wale roop se koi dikkat nahi thi ..bas dikkat yeh thi ki aapne jeena hi choad diya tha ..aapko busy rakhne or healthy rehne ke liye main aapko itna fit karne per jor diya …aaj ek baar khud ko aaine me dekho kya mera faisla galat tha maa???”
Nita mam ne khud ko wahan pass me lage almari ke aaiene me dekha toh paya ..kahan pehle who double dekkar bus jaise hua karti thi …per aaj unke figure ko dekhkar koi jawan actress bhi sharma jaye …matlab jahan unki age ki auratain motape or akadan ki shikar hua karti thi ..woh wahan loach or lachak se bhari hui furtili thi …iske sabot unka manu ke piche bhaagna tha …unhoone khud ko aaeine me dekha or yaad kiya apna old roop tab unko samjh aaya ..ki manu ne unper kitna dimaag khapaya tha ..kaise manu or ajay dono hi unke khane ko lekar unse ladte the ..kaise unka junk food band karwaya tha …jahan pehli baar unka wajan thoda kam hua toh khud unko bhi yakin nahi hua tha …per thoda thoda karke aaj woh fat 2 fit
Thi …or Yeh sab unki aankhon ke samne achanak se chalne laga tha ..unko kai baar khud yakin nahi hota tha ki unhoone khud ko fit kar liya hai …
Manu “ kyun abhi main galat hun kyun hai na ??”
Nita mam ne bade pyaar se uske sar per aashirwad jaise hath rakha ..”beta tujhe galat kehna ek maa ke liye gali hai ..jo kam se kam mere hote possible nahi hai …kyuki main khud teri maa hun ..so ab senti hona choad ..chal aaj tere liye khana banati hun …”
Manu “ lagta hai kaamwali aaj nahi aayi hai jo aap khud khana bana rahi ho ..”
Nita mam “ ab kya karun beta yeh sab tumhara or ajay ka hi kiya dhara hai ..kahan pehle araam se bahar ka khaliya karti thi ..per tum dono shaitano ne milkar mujhe khud ke bane khane ki aadat daal di ..per tere or ajay ke liye toh mujhe khud hi banana pasand hai ..tu beth main abhi aayi ..”
Manu uske baad beth gaya ..kyuki ajay ka aane toh possible nahi tha kyuki ghar per Sumitra ke sath tha …so manu yahan tha ..nita mam ne acha khana banaya tha ..manu Khushi se khane laga …or sath me nita mam ko bhi usne zid karke khud apne hathon se khilaya ..dono maze se khana khate hue time bitane lage …
Udhar kisi jagah kuch do lambe tagde suit boot me bethe hue 3 aadmi ek sath bethe the ..
Admi 1 “ toh us sofia ka kya karna hai samjh aa gaya na ??”
Aadmi 2 nd 3 “ yes sir uske delhi ke point se uthana hai ..or uski secretary ko bhi nahi chodna hai sab yaad hai ..per sir aapko nahi lagta Mr Boss ko pata chala toh yeh baat aapke or humare liye thik nahi hai ???“
Aadmi 1 “ hahahahah! Kutte ka naam uske kaam se hai ..or mard ka naam uske kaam khouf se hai …jitna jiska khouf hota hai ..utna hi who darpok hota hai ..tum befikar raho ..bas kaam puri mustaidi ke sath karna kyuki Mr boss ka pata nahi per ..agar tum loog chuke toh main chukne wala nahi hun ..tumhare family ko jinda nahi choadunga ..yaad hai na who rand sofia or uski who haramjaadi mardarchod secretary mujhe jinda chahiye ..yahan is jagah nahi jagah tum logon ko bata di jayegi ..ab tum log ja sakte ho ..”
Aadmi 2 nd 3 “ ok sir “
Who dono chale gaye ..admi akela betha tha wahan se nikal gaya …
Aadmi 2 “ yaar agar us sofia ko nahi pakda toh yeh humare ghar waloon ko jaan se maar dega ..or pakad liya toh who harami mardarchod boss humko maar dega bina saans liye ..kya karain ??”
Aadmi 3 “ karna kya hai abhi yeh sher hai iski sun ..boss ki baad me dekh lenge ..use kya dunia me sapna aane wala hai ki hum dono sofia ko kidnap karna chahte hain …tu chal kaam jarori hai ..verna gharwale marnge humare ..bhul gaya saale ne unka kidnap kar liya hai ???”
Aadmi 2 “ bhai tu sahi keh raha hai …pehle apne gharwaloon ke liye us boss ki chamchi ka kidnap karte hain uske baad sochnge ki karna kya hai ???chal tyaari karte hain ..”
Dono chal diye wahan se …sofia or neha ke kidnap ki tyaari ke liye …
Udhar manu or nita mam ne khana finish kiya or man uke kehne per dono wahan se man uke ghar nikal gaye jahan Sumitra or ajay dono the ..wahan charo ne jam kar masti ki ab shaam dhalne wali thi …so nita mam ne ghar jaane ka jikra kiya kyuki unki packing baaki thi ..so ajay unke sath chala gaya …manu ki packing ho chuki thi …so who toh apne me mast tha ..shaam hone ko aayi toh usne jass ko call kiya or ready rehne ko kaha …
Or chal diya apne saman ke sath jass ke yahan taxi me jahan se usne jass ko pick kiya ..jass aaj pehli baar Indian outfit me thi ..gazab lag rahi thi ..per manu ne as usual uski tarif ki or jass ne bhi sharma kar uska jawab diya …hanste khelte nita mam ke ghar ke bahar taxi lag chuki thi …manu ne taxi se uttar kar nita mam ke pair chue ..or unka saman bhi taxi me load kiya ..or unko jass se introduce kiya ..
Jass ko dekhkar nita mam ne jass ko gale se laga liya ..
Manu ko khoni maari or uske kaan ke pass jakar “ tune mujhe bataya nahi jass kitni sundar hai …lagta hai jaise chand khud tere sath me chal raha ho …”
Jass ne dheere se kahi baat bhi sun li thi sharam ke maare uske gaal laal ho chuke the …
Manu nita mam ke kaan me “ chand toh hai per ek nahi aaj mere sath ek sath do do chand hai …meri maa bhi kisi chand se kam hain kya..???”
Nita mam “ haan mujhe buddhi ko chand bata raha hai lagta hai …mazak karne ko koi or nahi mila …??”
Manu ne jass ki taraf dekha “ kyun chand number 1 kya kehti ho chand number 2 ke liye …kya yeh such me chand se kam hain kya ???”
Jass “ haan tum sahi keh rahe ho yeh toh such me chand hi hain …”
Manu “ dekha ab toh koi shaq nahi hai chand number 1 ne bhi maan liya …ki tum chand se kam nahi ho ..”
Nita mam keg aal bhi sharam se laal ho chuke the …unhone aise ummid nahi ki thi ..ki jass bhi manu ka sath degi …so shant beth gayi who bhi ..
Is bich unka airport aa chuka tha jahan Bhatnagar sir khade the …kyuki manu ne pehle hi jass or nita mam ka ticket karwa diya tha ..so bas jarorat thi sirf boarding ki …so sabhi ne boarding clear kiya or flight me beth gaye …jahan delhi unka last point tha ..jahan delhi me bahut kuch un-accepted hona tha …..
Really me brother story bahut mast hoti jaa rhi hai....manu ki life me to har din nayi musibat or naye challenges aate rehte hai...nita ke bhai ko jarror kuch kaam hoga ya fhir koi jamin ka chakkar hoga khair dekhte hai kya hota hai...or udhar koi aadmi Sofia ko hi kidnap karne me chakkar me hai....ab dekhna hoga kya wo wakayi me Sofia kidnap ho pati hai ya nhi ..or ya fhir hamara hero Sofia ko bacha lega...
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Recap........
udhar shaam hui toh ghar per sabhi aa chuke the …ghar ki rounak aaj alag thi …na rajinder pehle jaise awkward tha ..na koi or tension thi ..per achanak se manu ki family ko do alag alag khabar mili ..jise sunkar manu khush ho ya pareshan yeh uski samjh se bahar tha …..
Ab Aage........
Manu khana khakar utha hi tha ki achanak ghar ka old ringwala phone bajaa …
jisko Rajinder ne pick kiya ..kyuki Rajinder hath dhokar wapas aa raha tha …call per kuch der baat ki or wapas aa gaya …
Rajinder ko soch me dekhkar Sumitra ne pucha “ kya baat hai kiska call tha “
Rajinder “ who jai-chand ki saali jo humare ghar me rehti thi who ab is dunia me nahi rahi …”
Sumitra “ ohhh! Yeh toh bura hua ..chaliyeh use dekh aate hain bechari abhi kuch hi din pehle toh ek beti ki maa bani thi ..”
Ajay “ kya mummy who saali chacha ki hai usse humara kya Rishta ulta tala toadkar makan me gusi thi mar gayi toh mar gayi ab hum kya kar sakte hain “
Sumitra “ ajay aise nahi bolte beta bhale hi who jinda rehte galat thi ..per ab baat alag hai aise me jana jaroori hota hai ..”
Ajay “ bhul gayi mummy aapka dil kitna kamzoor hai …aap kisi ki lash tak nahi dekh paati …bhul gayi kya jab pados ke umadaraz uncle jab guzre the tab unki lash dekh kar aap behosh ho gayi thi …???”
Sumitra “ per beta jana bhi jarori hai …agar nahi gaye toh unko bura lagega …”
Rajinder “ ajay sahi keh raha hai …per Sumitra tum rehne do main or manu chale jayenge wahan kyun manu kya kehte ho ??”
Manu kuch bolta usse pehle uska mobile baja ..usne call per baat ki or jab baat hui toh who bola ..
Manu “ sorry papa lagta hai aapko akele hi jana padega ..kyuki Bhatnagar sir ka call tha keh rahe the koi meeting hai jo bahut urgent hai jiske liye mujhe unke sath delhi jana hoga …maine unko bataya toh unhone kaha kyuki main business ka kaam mere or Bhatnagar sir ke hath me hai so mera jana jaroori hai ..verna company me bahut complication ho sakti hai …jaana toh nahi chahta per baat sirf akele meri nahi hai …uska effect company ke hazaron worker per padega so jana mazbori hai …”
Rajinder “ koi baat nahi beta tum tyaari karo jaane ki main akele chala jaunga ..kyuki ajay abhi chota hai ..or tumhari maa ko wahan baar baar behosh hote dekhna mere boot eke bahar hai …toh akele jaana hi padega …”
Toh filhal final hua ki Rajinder akela wahan cremation(anitim sankar ) ke liye jayega or manu delhi ke liye nikalega …
Manu raat ko apni tayari me lag gaya …ki use delhi me apne sath kya saman lena uski packing me lag gaya …
Delhi me 1 week ke liye jaana tha agle din shaam ko nikalna tha ..so manu raat ko packing karke so gaya …
Agle din jaisa tay hua tha Rajinder office me chutti ke liye call karke nikal gaya ..jai-chand ke yahan ..or Sumitra bhi aaj ghar per hi thi ..uska mann nahi tha jane ka ..per manu ko restaurant se call aaya toh who wahan nikal gaya …
Restaurant me aaj sab kuch normal hi tha ..per kuch account ke kaam ke chalte jass ne manu ko wahan bulaya tha ..
Jass “ toh aapne naye restaurant ke liye kya socha ???”
Manu “ sochna kya hai jass …jo tum final karogi wahi hoga …tum batao karna kya hai ..??”
Jass “ main or guru bhai ne kuch jagah final ki hai per head office ke liye delhi ki jagah final ki hai …kyuki delhi desh ki capital hai ..or wahan business reform ka acha scope hai so wahan office ki jagah ..hona apne aap me sahi rahega ..bas aap ek baar site visit kar lo ..kuch dealer hain jo sahi kimat me ..jagah bechne ko tyaar hain …call per baat kar li hai per bina site dekhe wahan kuch kehna sahi nahi hai …”
Manu “ toh problem kya hai guru bhai or tum jakar jagah dekh aao ??”
Jass ” ohhhooo! Aap samjhte kyun nahi yahan ka kaam bhi bad raha hai or account ke liye mujhe yahan rukna padta hai phir daily inventory use bhi dekhna padta hai ..aapko pata bhi hai ek nanhi si jaan per kitna bojh hai aapne toh keh diya delhi chali jao per …itna asaan nahi hai ..dilli jana ..” jass ne kaha
Uski baat per manu hans pada ..
Manu “ ohhh! Sorry mujhe maaf karna main dhayan hi nahi diya ki is nanhi jaan per kitna bojh hai ..chalo koi baat nahi ..per ek din ke liye toh jaa hi sakti ho na ..??”
Jass “ aap na too much ho ..agar jaa sakti toh abhi tak chali gayi hoti ..per lagta hai dilli abhi door hai ..”
Manu “ bas bas jass acha samjh gaya ..agar guru bhai or tum ek sath nahi ja sakte toh tum ..akele toh ja sakti ho site visit ke liye ???”
Jass “ haan ja sakti hun per delhi me akeli ladki kaise manage karegi ..aap khud sochna …main toh aaj tak is city se bhi bahar nahi gayi ..toh akele delhi jana ..naa baba mere akele ka bas nahi hai yahan ..”
Manu “ ohhh! Toh yeh baat hai ..meri sherni dost akele jaane se darr rahi hai ..??”
Jass ne wahan idhar udhar dekha ..office me sirf manu or jass hi the baaki loog bahar kaam me lage hue the …
Jass “ manu tumne mujhe self-dependent banaya ..main manti hun ki main bina wajah dari nahi hun ..per ek ladki ki tarah sochkar dekhna ..yahan toh tum or baaki sab hain dekhne ke liye per wahan delhi me mujhe koi jarorat padi toh koun hoga ??? sher bhi akela ho toh kutte use gher lete hain toh ..main toh ladki hun akeli kya -kya kar lungi ..??”
Manu “ or agar main kahun ki tum akeli nahi ho…na aaj na kal na hi puri zindagi …maine kaha tha na ki main har kadam tumhare sath hunt oh tumne yeh kaise soch liya ki wahan tumko akela jaane dunga ??”
Jass “ per aapne hi toh kaha na akele jakar dekh lo ?”
Manu “ are ab dost se mazak nahi karunga toh kiske sath mazak karunga …”
Jass “ mazak toh thik hai ..but I m daamm serious about this ..main akele nahi jane wali delhi me ..”
Manu “ agar main kahun ki mere sath chalo toh kya tum tyaar ho ??”
Jass mann me “ agar tum chaho toh dunia ke akhiri choor tak tumhare sath chali jaun delhi kya hai ..mera toh bas nahi chalta verna ..jeena toh jeena marne ke baad bhi tumhara sath na chodun main mere pyaare manu …”
Manu “ kahan kho gayi lagta hai …mere sath jana acha nahi laga ..koi baat nahi guru bhai or tum jab chaho chale jaao ..agar kaam se time na mile toh ek ya do din ke liye office me chutti kar dena ..ab toh thik hai na ..”
Jass “ main na toh nahi kaha na ..”
Manu “ per jass dear aapne haan bhi nahi kaha ..lagta hai hai aapko guru bhai ke sath hi jana hai toh waise sahi ..”
Jass “ nahi ab main aapke sath hi jaungi ..per achanak se delhi jaane ka kaise plan bana liya ??? “
Manu “ ab agar tumhari jagah koi or puchta toh keh deta ki tumahre wajah se jaa raha hun ..per such kehna dosti ka rule hai ..so ek urgent meeting hai delhi me jiske wajah se jaana hoga ..so agar jaa raha hun toh tum bhi chalo .. meeting ki meeting ho jayegi or site visit bhi ho jayega ..or tumhara sath bhi mil jayega kya kehti ho ??”
Manu ne jass ke samne hath rakh diya uska hath mangne jaise ..jass ne ek second bhi nahi lagaya uska hath thamne me ..
Jass “ kya baat hai janaab ..aap toh such me businessmen hain …ek taraf meeting or sath me site visit or uske sath hum dono lagta hai delhi me kuch alag hi maza aanewala hai ..shezadi sahiba ko Manzoor hai ..yeh shezadi aapke sath jana kubool karti hai …hihihiihi”
Manu “ toh shezadi shahiba ..delhi main sirf site visit karni hai ya kuch or bhi program hain ..shezadi sahiba ke ??”
Jass “ shezadi apni marzi ki malik hain ..abhi kuch socha nahi aage delhi khud shezaadi ko batayegi ki karna kya hai ..aap bas time batao jana kab hai .???”
Manu “ shaam ko 8 baje nikal rahe hain baaki call kar dunga ..tum tyaar rahena ..per mere sath jaane me koi problem toh nahi ..”
Jass ne manu ke gale me ek bajoo dala or kaha “ lagta hai boss toh maan gaya per dost ko pakka kuch problem hai …verna shezadi ko aise hi koi mana nahi karta ..”
Manu “ nahi ji khadim toh aapka gulaam hai ..aap jaise kaho ..waise hum aapke istakbaal me tyaar hain ..”
Dono me aise hi kuch der meethi nik-jhokh hoti rahi ..ki achanak manu ka mobile baja ..
Manu ne call pick kiya or baat ki ..jass wahan apne kaam me lag gayi ..
Call cut hui toh manu soch me tha ..
Jass “ kya hua ?? sab thik toh hai na ..??”
Manu “ haan sab thik hai ..per nita maa ko kuch problem hai …unke bhai ka call tha who chahte hain ki ab nita mom unke sath rahe ..??”
Manu ne nita mam ke baare me jass ko bata rakha tha ki kaise nita mam uski maa saman or kaise uski life me aayi ..so nita mam ki call per jass ko hairani nahi hui ..
Jass” yeh toh achi baat hai ..kab tak akeli rahengi who ..bhale hi tum unke liye sab kar lo per akela pan phir bhi unke sath hai ..agar unka bhai unko sath rakhna chahta hai toh isse acha kuch nahi hai ..”
Manu “ jass baat who nahi hai ..main bhi khush hun unke liye ..ki finally unke apne bhai ko unki asali ehamiyat ka pata chala ..per problem kuch orr hai ..”
Jass “ matlab “
Manu “ problem nita maa ne khadi kar di hai ..woh keh rahi hain who hume choadkar jana nahi chahti ..”
Jass mann me “ unki kya galti ..jab kuch saal me main tumhare sath hun ..or ek pal ke liye tumhara sath chutne se darti hun. Toh who toh tumhain bete ki tarah chahti hain ..meri chahat or unki chahat me antar hai per chahat toh chahat hai ..isme kiska jor chalta hai ..”
Manu “ kahan kho gayi ??”
Jass “ kahin nahi bas soch rahi thi ..”
Manu “ thik hai tum tyaar rehna shaam ko milte hain main zara unse milkar unko samjhta hun..”
Jass “ dhayaan se kahin baat suljhne ke bajaye bigad na jaaye ..”
Manu “ haan dhayan toh rakhna hoga ..kyuki such kahun toh mera dil bhi unko bhejne ka nahi hai per apne lagav ke chalte unko humsha ke liye akela nahi choad sakta ..”
Jass “ per ek baat samjh nahi aayi ki unke bhai ko achanak se unper itna pyaar kaise aaya ..mujhe kuch gadbad lag rahi hai ..unko samjha lo per ek baar unke bhai per nazar bhi rakhna jarori hai ..ki use such me behan chahiye ya iske piche koi naya funda hai ..”
Manu “ ghar per ajay hi jasoosi ke liye bahut hai ..shezaadi sahiba ..tum yahan who sab mat karo ..per tumhari baat me point hai ..main bhi yahi soch raha hun ..ki achanak se alag rehne wale bhai ko itna pyaar kaise ummad aaya ..per koi baat nahi ek baar nita maa se baat kar lun or unke bhai ko uske baad dekhte hain ..agar zarori hua toh kuch is matter per bhi karenge ..ab nita maa ko aise hi kahin jaane ko nahi keh sakta hai na ..??”
Jass “ haan sahi kaha pehle unse baat karlo aage ka baad me dekhna ..or shaam ko time se call kar dena ..”
Uske baad manu wahan se nikala or siddha nita mam ke ghar aa chuka tha ..kyuki who abhi ghar per hi thi ..
Nita mam “ kya baat hai aaj manu yahan lagta hai yeh koi sapna hai ..”
Manu nita mam ke taane ko samjh gaya …
Manu “ sorry maa main toh apni pyari nita maa ke pass aaya tha ..per bhul gaya ..nita maa pehle nita mam bhi hain …”
Nita “ jada faltu baat karne ki zarorat nahi hai …ache se samjhti hun teri chalaki …yahan ki baat wahan ghumana koi tujhse sikhe ..” nita mam ne baat karte hue manu ka kaan pakad liya …
Manu “ aahhh! Sorryyyy sorry maa galti ho gayi mujhse ..ab kaan choad do dekho ab toh apni maa ke samne hun ..shikayat aram se kar lena …please meri pyaari maa …”
Nita mam ne bhi uska kaan choad diya …ab dono sath me bethe baat karne lage …
Nita mam ..” dekh beta jada ki khwahish nahi hai per kam se kam aa nahi pata toh call hi kar liya kar …”
Manu serious hote hue “ sorry maa aapko toh pata hai …life bahut bussy hai jhut main aapse bol nahi sakta per yeh bhi such hai …ki in dino bahut busy tha …jiske chalte aa nahi paya …per ajay toh din me ek chakar lagata hoga na …???...use bola hua hai .sath me aapke liye ek servant ka bhi intzaam kiya tha …who thik kaam kar rahi hai na ???”
Nita mam pyaar se dekhte hue ..”haan mere bache sab thik hai ..ajay bhi har roj ek round aata hai ..or who naukarani bhi achi hai har tarah se seva karti hai ….per beta mujhe kabhi kabhi tujhe dekhne ka dil karta hai …uska kya …??”
Manu ..” are maa usi liye toh yahaan aaya hun ..chalo tyaari karo ..sath chalte hain ..yaad hai na mama ji ne bulaya hai aapko ..??”
Nita thoda normal hokar “ manu dekh maine tujhe pehle hi kaha tha ..mujhe nahi jana ..itne saal se aajtak unloogon ne aajtak apni behan ko na jeete dekha na marte hue ..per aaj achanak se unko behan ki yaad aa gayi ..mujhe yeh sab thik nahi lag raha hai ..mujhe unki zarorat nahi ..mere liye tum or ajay hi kaafi ho ..jahan itni zindagi kat gayi baaki bhi kat jayegi ..tum iske liye mujh per jor na dena kyuki agar tumne kaha toh main mana nahi kar paungi …please beta …”
Manu nita mam ke dono hath tham leta hai ..thoda dabata hai ..or uske baad nita mam ko apne seene se laga leta hai ..jahan nita mam sukun se simat jaati hai ..manu ke apnepan ke chalte ..
Manu “ maa “
Nita “ hmmm!”
Manu “ maa main aapse bahut pyaar karta hun …yeh nahi kahunga ki aapke jaane se mujhe koi fark nahi padega ..such kahun toh padega bahut padega ..per iska matlab yeh nahi ki aapko aapke bhai matlab mama ji se dur kar dun …aapki baat sahi hai agar aapko apni zindagi me har faisle ko lene ka pura haq hai ..chahe faisla jo bhi ho ..aapka beta aapke sath hai ..per kya aap meri ek baat manogi ..”
Nita manu ko or kaste hue “ beta yeh mujhe pata hai ..jahan dunia me mera sath koi de ya na de wahan tum or ajay mere sath parchai ki tarah hoge ..per achanak se mere bhai ka yun mujhe apne pass bulana ..mujhe kuch samjh nahi aa raha ..per tum jo kahoge main bina sawal ke maan lungi ..”
Manu “ maa main kuch socha hai ..agar aap bura na mano toh kuch kahun …”
Nita pyaar se uske gaal sehlate hue ..” pagal hai kya teri baat ka bura maan sakti hun kya ..bol bhi kya kehna hai ..”
Manu “ toh ek kaam karo saman pack karo jaane ki tyaari karo …delhi chalna hai ..”
Nita mam uske gale se achanak dur hui or hairat se manu ko dekhne lagi..
Manu “ kya hua maa ???”
Nita “ beta agar tumne kaha hai toh chali jaungi delhi per mere 1 % mann nahi hai wahan jaane ka ..main aaj bhi unke kadve bol nahi bhuli hun …per tumhari baat nahi taalungi ..acha tum betho main tyaari karti hun ..” nita mam wahan se mudne ko hui unki aankhon se ansoo behne hi wale the …
Nita mam undar jane ko mudi per manu ne achanak se unke hath ko pakad kar unko rok liya …
Nita mam“ chodo na beta jaa rahi hun na tyaari karne ke liye ..”
Manu ne nahi choda hath ulta khachkar nita mam ko apne pass apne seene se laga liya ..nita mam ke ansoo behne hi wale the .
Manu “ maa main delhi chalne ko kaha hai …aapko akele jaane ko nahi ..shayad aapne dhayan nahi diya ..”
Nita mam hairani se “ matlab ??”
Manu uske sar ko pyaar se apne seene me laga leta hai ..
Manu “ maa main aapko aise hi akela behj dunga yeh aapne soch bhi kaise liya …main khud chal raha hun aapke sath …are mazak thodi hai ..aap maa ho meri aise kaise aapko akela delhi bhej dun …kyun sahi hai na ..??”
Nita mam jahan ab tak delhi jane ke naam se dunia bhar ka gam unke chehre per aa chuka tha ..achanak se unka mukhda Khushi se khil utha ..nita mam ne haan me sar hila diya ..
Manu “ aapne soch bhi kaise liya ki …achanak se koi call aayega or main aapko aise hi bhej dunga …aap maa ho meri ..koi gair nahi aaj toh soch liya aage se aisa sochna bhi nahi verna main aapse kabhi baat nahi karunga ..samjh gayi na ..??” manu ne jhuntha gussa dikhate hue kaha ..
Nita mam ne apne kaan pakad liye ..” sorry beta mujhe laga ki tum bhi mujhse ab picha chudana chate ho ??”
Manu ne unke hathon ko unke kaano se hath diya ..or bola “ maa aisa sochna bhi nahi main bahut kam logon ko apne karib aane deta hun ..or aapko toh maa mana hai ..jab maa ko hi jaane dunga toh maa maanne ka matlab hi kya hai ..main janta hun aapko aisa laga hoga ki main aapko delhi bhejna chahta hun ..toh yeh sahi bhi hai …kyuki main nahi chahta ki mere chalte aap aapne bhai se duri bana len ..per iska matlab yeh nahi hai ki main aapko humsha ke liye wahan unke pass bhej raha hun …jab mama ji ki sagi behan yaani aapko unper doubt hai toh ..main achanak se unper kaise yakin kar lun …samjh rahi ho na ???”
Nita mam “ jab tum ko bhi yakin nahi hai toh wahan lekar hi jana kyun chahte ho mujhe …jabki main toh unko dekhna bhi nahi chahti ..”
Manu “ maa dunia badi azeeb hai …yahan loog bhi alag hain …bina wajah yahan kuch nahi hota …maine kaha na main aapke sath chal raha hun …wahan jara bhi gadbad lagi toh aapko wapas le aaunga …waise bhi aapko lekar bahar kahin jaane ko milta nahi ..or jab mouka mila hai chutti enjoy karne ka toh aapko jana nahi hai ..pata bhi hai ..kitne armaan the mere delhi me aapke sath kitna maza karunga ..per aapne ek baar me mere saare armano per paani baha diya …” manu ne kaha
Jiska matlab nita mam ache se samjh gayi..
Nita mam ne ek baar phir uske gaal ko sehlaya .” beta ache se samjhti hun teri chalaki ki tum kahan kya bolta hai ..or tere armaan bhi ache se pata hain …ek kaam ke liye tu delhi jaanewala nahi pakka pura workload sath le jaanewala hai …or mera naam badnaam kar raha hai …per koi baat nahi agar tu sath hai toh delhi kya ..America bhi jaane me mujhe koi pareshani nahi hai …”
Manu “ yeh sahi kaha maa agli baar america hi challenge ..aakhir unko bhi pata chale ki humari maa ka rob kya hai ???hahahha!”
Nita mam bhi uske sath hansne lagi ..nita mam ne normal hokar kaha ..” beta per jana jarori hai kya …???”
Manu “ haan maa jarori hai ..main bhi mama ji me aaye achanak badalav per yakin nahi kar pa raha hun ..zara delhi me thoda dekhna zarori hai …suna hai delhi me yahan ke mall se bade mall hain wahan aap ghum lena “
Nita mam “ mujhe pata hi tha ..”
Manu “ kya pata tha maa ???”
Nita mam “ ghum lena matlab tu pakka wahan busy rehne wala hai …yeh toh confirm ho chuka hai ..verna tu mujhe yun akele ghumne ko nahi kehta mujhe nahi jana delhi …sun le ..”
Manu dono hath joadkar “ sorry maa aap se chipana nahi chata tha ..per meri meeting bhi hai delhi me per meeting sirf ek din ki hai baaki toh main free hi hun …”
Nita mam “ dekha maine kaha tha na tu single kaam ke liye delhi jaane walon me se nahi hai …meri baat such hai na …or mujhe aise dikha raha tha ki jaise sirf mere liye jaa raha hai …hppphh!”
Manu ne nita mam ke muh per hath rakh diya “ maa aisa sochna bhi nahi meeting toh kal raat hi decide hui thi …subah office me jass bhi piche pad gayi delhi me site visit ke liye ..or wahan se sab sattle karke hata hi tha ki aapka call aa gaya …jisme maine socha ki jab kaam saare delhi ke hi hain toh ek baar me hi dekh leta hun …per agar aapko lagta hai ki main sirf aapko meeting ke chalte sath le jaaraha hun toh …aap mere sath meeting ke baad specially chalna taaki aapko pata chale ki kaam apni jagah hai ..per maa har cheez se uppar hai mere liye …tab toh thik hoga na …??”
Nita mam ko tab realise hua ki manu vastav me ek sath kitne kaamo me fansa rehta hai ..per itne ke baad bhi akela unki parvaah karta hai …special unke sath jaane ko lekar kahi who baat nita mam ko chu gayi ..
Nita mam “ beta “
Manu “ hmm! “
Nita mam pyaar se uske sar par hath firate hue …”beta I m sorry mujhe lagta hai main jada bol gayi mujhe …hmmm!” manu ne ek baar phir unke muh per hath rakh diya …
Manu “ maa is dunia me aisa koi din na aaye ki aapko mujse aisa kuch kehna pade jo main bardast nahi kar sakta …mazak me bhi nahi aapko nicha dekhne de sakta hun ..or aap sorry keh rahi hain mujhe ..isse acha maar leti who acha lagta ..per aapka maafi mangna mujhe bardast nahi hai …..i love my maa …yeh baat ache se samjh lo ..dunia me koi aapko mujhse door nahi kar sakta …”
Nita mam ke ansoo nikalne lage yeh sunkar …unhone manu ko phir se seene se laga liya ..manu ne unke ansoo puche ..
Manu “ ab bas bhi karo pehle khud hi shaq karti ho or khud hi rone lagti ho …ab toh khud ko dekhlo ek baar zara …kahan pehle zero size (manu ka matlab pehle unke motape se tha ) or ab kahan yeh meri patli dubli si nayi kakdi jaisi maa ..jab dekho rone ke naye bahane dundhti rehti hain ..i hate tears ..dear I haate tears ( rajesh khana style me kaha manu ne ) puch daalo in ansson ko …I just hate tear …muhhhaaaa! “ manu ne ansoo puchte hue nita mam ke gaal ki paapi le li …taaki nita mam ka rona band ho sake …
Or aisa hua bhi kahan dono abhi tak senti hue pade the ..papi lene ke baad nita mam ne bhi revert me manu ke piche bhagna shuru kar diya …
Nita mam “ badmash maa ki paapi leta hai …abhi batata hun tujhe …”
Manu aage bhagte hue …” maine pehle hi kaha tha …I hate tears dear …I hate tears ..per aapko bahane the so socha papi le lun kamse se kam Rajesh Khanna ji jo kitne romantic the unko yaad kar sakun …per such me gile gaalo ko chumkar maza nahi aaya …kahan pehle who gol matol gaal or kahan yeh boring dimple wale normal se gaal ..”
Nita mam “ ruk ja ek toh papi le li upper se Rajesh Khanna bana hai tujhe ..ruk tu ek baar hath toh aa …batata hun tujhe …usper meri itni mehnat se patla hona uska mazak bana raha hai ..bhul gaya khud hi piche lag kar patla kiya tha ..mera kya hai ..phir se moti ho jaungi ..”
Manu achanak se ruk gaya ..nita mam uske rukne se chonk gayi …manu rukkar ghuma or usne nita mam ke hathon ko pakda or
Kaha “ maa mazak apni jagah hai ..main aapko khush dekhna chahta hun ..mujhe aapke pehle wale roop se koi dikkat nahi thi ..bas dikkat yeh thi ki aapne jeena hi choad diya tha ..aapko busy rakhne or healthy rehne ke liye main aapko itna fit karne per jor diya …aaj ek baar khud ko aaine me dekho kya mera faisla galat tha maa???”
Nita mam ne khud ko wahan pass me lage almari ke aaiene me dekha toh paya ..kahan pehle who double dekkar bus jaise hua karti thi …per aaj unke figure ko dekhkar koi jawan actress bhi sharma jaye …matlab jahan unki age ki auratain motape or akadan ki shikar hua karti thi ..woh wahan loach or lachak se bhari hui furtili thi …iske sabot unka manu ke piche bhaagna tha …unhoone khud ko aaeine me dekha or yaad kiya apna old roop tab unko samjh aaya ..ki manu ne unper kitna dimaag khapaya tha ..kaise manu or ajay dono hi unke khane ko lekar unse ladte the ..kaise unka junk food band karwaya tha …jahan pehli baar unka wajan thoda kam hua toh khud unko bhi yakin nahi hua tha …per thoda thoda karke aaj woh fat 2 fit
Thi …or Yeh sab unki aankhon ke samne achanak se chalne laga tha ..unko kai baar khud yakin nahi hota tha ki unhoone khud ko fit kar liya hai …
Manu “ kyun abhi main galat hun kyun hai na ??”
Nita mam ne bade pyaar se uske sar per aashirwad jaise hath rakha ..”beta tujhe galat kehna ek maa ke liye gali hai ..jo kam se kam mere hote possible nahi hai …kyuki main khud teri maa hun ..so ab senti hona choad ..chal aaj tere liye khana banati hun …”
Manu “ lagta hai kaamwali aaj nahi aayi hai jo aap khud khana bana rahi ho ..”
Nita mam “ ab kya karun beta yeh sab tumhara or ajay ka hi kiya dhara hai ..kahan pehle araam se bahar ka khaliya karti thi ..per tum dono shaitano ne milkar mujhe khud ke bane khane ki aadat daal di ..per tere or ajay ke liye toh mujhe khud hi banana pasand hai ..tu beth main abhi aayi ..”
Manu uske baad beth gaya ..kyuki ajay ka aane toh possible nahi tha kyuki ghar per Sumitra ke sath tha …so manu yahan tha ..nita mam ne acha khana banaya tha ..manu Khushi se khane laga …or sath me nita mam ko bhi usne zid karke khud apne hathon se khilaya ..dono maze se khana khate hue time bitane lage …
Udhar kisi jagah kuch do lambe tagde suit boot me bethe hue 3 aadmi ek sath bethe the ..
Admi 1 “ toh us sofia ka kya karna hai samjh aa gaya na ??”
Aadmi 2 nd 3 “ yes sir uske delhi ke point se uthana hai ..or uski secretary ko bhi nahi chodna hai sab yaad hai ..per sir aapko nahi lagta Mr Boss ko pata chala toh yeh baat aapke or humare liye thik nahi hai ???“
Aadmi 1 “ hahahahah! Kutte ka naam uske kaam se hai ..or mard ka naam uske kaam khouf se hai …jitna jiska khouf hota hai ..utna hi who darpok hota hai ..tum befikar raho ..bas kaam puri mustaidi ke sath karna kyuki Mr boss ka pata nahi per ..agar tum loog chuke toh main chukne wala nahi hun ..tumhare family ko jinda nahi choadunga ..yaad hai na who rand sofia or uski who haramjaadi mardarchod secretary mujhe jinda chahiye ..yahan is jagah nahi jagah tum logon ko bata di jayegi ..ab tum log ja sakte ho ..”
Aadmi 2 nd 3 “ ok sir “
Who dono chale gaye ..admi akela betha tha wahan se nikal gaya …
Aadmi 2 “ yaar agar us sofia ko nahi pakda toh yeh humare ghar waloon ko jaan se maar dega ..or pakad liya toh who harami mardarchod boss humko maar dega bina saans liye ..kya karain ??”
Aadmi 3 “ karna kya hai abhi yeh sher hai iski sun ..boss ki baad me dekh lenge ..use kya dunia me sapna aane wala hai ki hum dono sofia ko kidnap karna chahte hain …tu chal kaam jarori hai ..verna gharwale marnge humare ..bhul gaya saale ne unka kidnap kar liya hai ???”
Aadmi 2 “ bhai tu sahi keh raha hai …pehle apne gharwaloon ke liye us boss ki chamchi ka kidnap karte hain uske baad sochnge ki karna kya hai ???chal tyaari karte hain ..”
Dono chal diye wahan se …sofia or neha ke kidnap ki tyaari ke liye …
Udhar manu or nita mam ne khana finish kiya or man uke kehne per dono wahan se man uke ghar nikal gaye jahan Sumitra or ajay dono the ..wahan charo ne jam kar masti ki ab shaam dhalne wali thi …so nita mam ne ghar jaane ka jikra kiya kyuki unki packing baaki thi ..so ajay unke sath chala gaya …manu ki packing ho chuki thi …so who toh apne me mast tha ..shaam hone ko aayi toh usne jass ko call kiya or ready rehne ko kaha …
Or chal diya apne saman ke sath jass ke yahan taxi me jahan se usne jass ko pick kiya ..jass aaj pehli baar Indian outfit me thi ..gazab lag rahi thi ..per manu ne as usual uski tarif ki or jass ne bhi sharma kar uska jawab diya …hanste khelte nita mam ke ghar ke bahar taxi lag chuki thi …manu ne taxi se uttar kar nita mam ke pair chue ..or unka saman bhi taxi me load kiya ..or unko jass se introduce kiya ..
Jass ko dekhkar nita mam ne jass ko gale se laga liya ..
Manu ko khoni maari or uske kaan ke pass jakar “ tune mujhe bataya nahi jass kitni sundar hai …lagta hai jaise chand khud tere sath me chal raha ho …”
Jass ne dheere se kahi baat bhi sun li thi sharam ke maare uske gaal laal ho chuke the …
Manu nita mam ke kaan me “ chand toh hai per ek nahi aaj mere sath ek sath do do chand hai …meri maa bhi kisi chand se kam hain kya..???”
Nita mam “ haan mujhe buddhi ko chand bata raha hai lagta hai …mazak karne ko koi or nahi mila …??”
Manu ne jass ki taraf dekha “ kyun chand number 1 kya kehti ho chand number 2 ke liye …kya yeh such me chand se kam hain kya ???”
Jass “ haan tum sahi keh rahe ho yeh toh such me chand hi hain …”
Manu “ dekha ab toh koi shaq nahi hai chand number 1 ne bhi maan liya …ki tum chand se kam nahi ho ..”
Nita mam keg aal bhi sharam se laal ho chuke the …unhone aise ummid nahi ki thi ..ki jass bhi manu ka sath degi …so shant beth gayi who bhi ..
Is bich unka airport aa chuka tha jahan Bhatnagar sir khade the …kyuki manu ne pehle hi jass or nita mam ka ticket karwa diya tha ..so bas jarorat thi sirf boarding ki …so sabhi ne boarding clear kiya or flight me beth gaye …jahan delhi unka last point tha ..jahan delhi me bahut kuch un-accepted hona tha …..
Really me brother story bahut mast hoti jaa rhi hai....manu ki life me to har din nayi musibat or naye challenges aate rehte hai...nita ke bhai ko jarror kuch kaam hoga ya fhir koi jamin ka chakkar hoga khair dekhte hai kya hota hai...or udhar koi aadmi Sofia ko hi kidnap karne me chakkar me hai....ab dekhna hoga kya wo wakayi me Sofia kidnap ho pati hai ya nhi ..or ya fhir hamara hero Sofia ko bacha lega...
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Recap........
udhar shaam hui toh ghar per sabhi aa chuke the …ghar ki rounak aaj alag thi …na rajinder pehle jaise awkward tha ..na koi or tension thi ..per achanak se manu ki family ko do alag alag khabar mili ..jise sunkar manu khush ho ya pareshan yeh uski samjh se bahar tha …..
Ab Aage........
Manu khana khakar utha hi tha ki achanak ghar ka old ringwala phone bajaa …
jisko Rajinder ne pick kiya ..kyuki Rajinder hath dhokar wapas aa raha tha …call per kuch der baat ki or wapas aa gaya …
Rajinder ko soch me dekhkar Sumitra ne pucha “ kya baat hai kiska call tha “
Rajinder “ who jai-chand ki saali jo humare ghar me rehti thi who ab is dunia me nahi rahi …”
Sumitra “ ohhh! Yeh toh bura hua ..chaliyeh use dekh aate hain bechari abhi kuch hi din pehle toh ek beti ki maa bani thi ..”
Ajay “ kya mummy who saali chacha ki hai usse humara kya Rishta ulta tala toadkar makan me gusi thi mar gayi toh mar gayi ab hum kya kar sakte hain “
Sumitra “ ajay aise nahi bolte beta bhale hi who jinda rehte galat thi ..per ab baat alag hai aise me jana jaroori hota hai ..”
Ajay “ bhul gayi mummy aapka dil kitna kamzoor hai …aap kisi ki lash tak nahi dekh paati …bhul gayi kya jab pados ke umadaraz uncle jab guzre the tab unki lash dekh kar aap behosh ho gayi thi …???”
Sumitra “ per beta jana bhi jarori hai …agar nahi gaye toh unko bura lagega …”
Rajinder “ ajay sahi keh raha hai …per Sumitra tum rehne do main or manu chale jayenge wahan kyun manu kya kehte ho ??”
Manu kuch bolta usse pehle uska mobile baja ..usne call per baat ki or jab baat hui toh who bola ..
Manu “ sorry papa lagta hai aapko akele hi jana padega ..kyuki Bhatnagar sir ka call tha keh rahe the koi meeting hai jo bahut urgent hai jiske liye mujhe unke sath delhi jana hoga …maine unko bataya toh unhone kaha kyuki main business ka kaam mere or Bhatnagar sir ke hath me hai so mera jana jaroori hai ..verna company me bahut complication ho sakti hai …jaana toh nahi chahta per baat sirf akele meri nahi hai …uska effect company ke hazaron worker per padega so jana mazbori hai …”
Rajinder “ koi baat nahi beta tum tyaari karo jaane ki main akele chala jaunga ..kyuki ajay abhi chota hai ..or tumhari maa ko wahan baar baar behosh hote dekhna mere boot eke bahar hai …toh akele jaana hi padega …”
Toh filhal final hua ki Rajinder akela wahan cremation(anitim sankar ) ke liye jayega or manu delhi ke liye nikalega …
Manu raat ko apni tayari me lag gaya …ki use delhi me apne sath kya saman lena uski packing me lag gaya …
Delhi me 1 week ke liye jaana tha agle din shaam ko nikalna tha ..so manu raat ko packing karke so gaya …
Agle din jaisa tay hua tha Rajinder office me chutti ke liye call karke nikal gaya ..jai-chand ke yahan ..or Sumitra bhi aaj ghar per hi thi ..uska mann nahi tha jane ka ..per manu ko restaurant se call aaya toh who wahan nikal gaya …
Restaurant me aaj sab kuch normal hi tha ..per kuch account ke kaam ke chalte jass ne manu ko wahan bulaya tha ..
Jass “ toh aapne naye restaurant ke liye kya socha ???”
Manu “ sochna kya hai jass …jo tum final karogi wahi hoga …tum batao karna kya hai ..??”
Jass “ main or guru bhai ne kuch jagah final ki hai per head office ke liye delhi ki jagah final ki hai …kyuki delhi desh ki capital hai ..or wahan business reform ka acha scope hai so wahan office ki jagah ..hona apne aap me sahi rahega ..bas aap ek baar site visit kar lo ..kuch dealer hain jo sahi kimat me ..jagah bechne ko tyaar hain …call per baat kar li hai per bina site dekhe wahan kuch kehna sahi nahi hai …”
Manu “ toh problem kya hai guru bhai or tum jakar jagah dekh aao ??”
Jass ” ohhhooo! Aap samjhte kyun nahi yahan ka kaam bhi bad raha hai or account ke liye mujhe yahan rukna padta hai phir daily inventory use bhi dekhna padta hai ..aapko pata bhi hai ek nanhi si jaan per kitna bojh hai aapne toh keh diya delhi chali jao per …itna asaan nahi hai ..dilli jana ..” jass ne kaha
Uski baat per manu hans pada ..
Manu “ ohhh! Sorry mujhe maaf karna main dhayan hi nahi diya ki is nanhi jaan per kitna bojh hai ..chalo koi baat nahi ..per ek din ke liye toh jaa hi sakti ho na ..??”
Jass “ aap na too much ho ..agar jaa sakti toh abhi tak chali gayi hoti ..per lagta hai dilli abhi door hai ..”
Manu “ bas bas jass acha samjh gaya ..agar guru bhai or tum ek sath nahi ja sakte toh tum ..akele toh ja sakti ho site visit ke liye ???”
Jass “ haan ja sakti hun per delhi me akeli ladki kaise manage karegi ..aap khud sochna …main toh aaj tak is city se bhi bahar nahi gayi ..toh akele delhi jana ..naa baba mere akele ka bas nahi hai yahan ..”
Manu “ ohhh! Toh yeh baat hai ..meri sherni dost akele jaane se darr rahi hai ..??”
Jass ne wahan idhar udhar dekha ..office me sirf manu or jass hi the baaki loog bahar kaam me lage hue the …
Jass “ manu tumne mujhe self-dependent banaya ..main manti hun ki main bina wajah dari nahi hun ..per ek ladki ki tarah sochkar dekhna ..yahan toh tum or baaki sab hain dekhne ke liye per wahan delhi me mujhe koi jarorat padi toh koun hoga ??? sher bhi akela ho toh kutte use gher lete hain toh ..main toh ladki hun akeli kya -kya kar lungi ..??”
Manu “ or agar main kahun ki tum akeli nahi ho…na aaj na kal na hi puri zindagi …maine kaha tha na ki main har kadam tumhare sath hunt oh tumne yeh kaise soch liya ki wahan tumko akela jaane dunga ??”
Jass “ per aapne hi toh kaha na akele jakar dekh lo ?”
Manu “ are ab dost se mazak nahi karunga toh kiske sath mazak karunga …”
Jass “ mazak toh thik hai ..but I m daamm serious about this ..main akele nahi jane wali delhi me ..”
Manu “ agar main kahun ki mere sath chalo toh kya tum tyaar ho ??”
Jass mann me “ agar tum chaho toh dunia ke akhiri choor tak tumhare sath chali jaun delhi kya hai ..mera toh bas nahi chalta verna ..jeena toh jeena marne ke baad bhi tumhara sath na chodun main mere pyaare manu …”
Manu “ kahan kho gayi lagta hai …mere sath jana acha nahi laga ..koi baat nahi guru bhai or tum jab chaho chale jaao ..agar kaam se time na mile toh ek ya do din ke liye office me chutti kar dena ..ab toh thik hai na ..”
Jass “ main na toh nahi kaha na ..”
Manu “ per jass dear aapne haan bhi nahi kaha ..lagta hai hai aapko guru bhai ke sath hi jana hai toh waise sahi ..”
Jass “ nahi ab main aapke sath hi jaungi ..per achanak se delhi jaane ka kaise plan bana liya ??? “
Manu “ ab agar tumhari jagah koi or puchta toh keh deta ki tumahre wajah se jaa raha hun ..per such kehna dosti ka rule hai ..so ek urgent meeting hai delhi me jiske wajah se jaana hoga ..so agar jaa raha hun toh tum bhi chalo .. meeting ki meeting ho jayegi or site visit bhi ho jayega ..or tumhara sath bhi mil jayega kya kehti ho ??”
Manu ne jass ke samne hath rakh diya uska hath mangne jaise ..jass ne ek second bhi nahi lagaya uska hath thamne me ..
Jass “ kya baat hai janaab ..aap toh such me businessmen hain …ek taraf meeting or sath me site visit or uske sath hum dono lagta hai delhi me kuch alag hi maza aanewala hai ..shezadi sahiba ko Manzoor hai ..yeh shezadi aapke sath jana kubool karti hai …hihihiihi”
Manu “ toh shezadi shahiba ..delhi main sirf site visit karni hai ya kuch or bhi program hain ..shezadi sahiba ke ??”
Jass “ shezadi apni marzi ki malik hain ..abhi kuch socha nahi aage delhi khud shezaadi ko batayegi ki karna kya hai ..aap bas time batao jana kab hai .???”
Manu “ shaam ko 8 baje nikal rahe hain baaki call kar dunga ..tum tyaar rahena ..per mere sath jaane me koi problem toh nahi ..”
Jass ne manu ke gale me ek bajoo dala or kaha “ lagta hai boss toh maan gaya per dost ko pakka kuch problem hai …verna shezadi ko aise hi koi mana nahi karta ..”
Manu “ nahi ji khadim toh aapka gulaam hai ..aap jaise kaho ..waise hum aapke istakbaal me tyaar hain ..”
Dono me aise hi kuch der meethi nik-jhokh hoti rahi ..ki achanak manu ka mobile baja ..
Manu ne call pick kiya or baat ki ..jass wahan apne kaam me lag gayi ..
Call cut hui toh manu soch me tha ..
Jass “ kya hua ?? sab thik toh hai na ..??”
Manu “ haan sab thik hai ..per nita maa ko kuch problem hai …unke bhai ka call tha who chahte hain ki ab nita mom unke sath rahe ..??”
Manu ne nita mam ke baare me jass ko bata rakha tha ki kaise nita mam uski maa saman or kaise uski life me aayi ..so nita mam ki call per jass ko hairani nahi hui ..
Jass” yeh toh achi baat hai ..kab tak akeli rahengi who ..bhale hi tum unke liye sab kar lo per akela pan phir bhi unke sath hai ..agar unka bhai unko sath rakhna chahta hai toh isse acha kuch nahi hai ..”
Manu “ jass baat who nahi hai ..main bhi khush hun unke liye ..ki finally unke apne bhai ko unki asali ehamiyat ka pata chala ..per problem kuch orr hai ..”
Jass “ matlab “
Manu “ problem nita maa ne khadi kar di hai ..woh keh rahi hain who hume choadkar jana nahi chahti ..”
Jass mann me “ unki kya galti ..jab kuch saal me main tumhare sath hun ..or ek pal ke liye tumhara sath chutne se darti hun. Toh who toh tumhain bete ki tarah chahti hain ..meri chahat or unki chahat me antar hai per chahat toh chahat hai ..isme kiska jor chalta hai ..”
Manu “ kahan kho gayi ??”
Jass “ kahin nahi bas soch rahi thi ..”
Manu “ thik hai tum tyaar rehna shaam ko milte hain main zara unse milkar unko samjhta hun..”
Jass “ dhayaan se kahin baat suljhne ke bajaye bigad na jaaye ..”
Manu “ haan dhayan toh rakhna hoga ..kyuki such kahun toh mera dil bhi unko bhejne ka nahi hai per apne lagav ke chalte unko humsha ke liye akela nahi choad sakta ..”
Jass “ per ek baat samjh nahi aayi ki unke bhai ko achanak se unper itna pyaar kaise aaya ..mujhe kuch gadbad lag rahi hai ..unko samjha lo per ek baar unke bhai per nazar bhi rakhna jarori hai ..ki use such me behan chahiye ya iske piche koi naya funda hai ..”
Manu “ ghar per ajay hi jasoosi ke liye bahut hai ..shezaadi sahiba ..tum yahan who sab mat karo ..per tumhari baat me point hai ..main bhi yahi soch raha hun ..ki achanak se alag rehne wale bhai ko itna pyaar kaise ummad aaya ..per koi baat nahi ek baar nita maa se baat kar lun or unke bhai ko uske baad dekhte hain ..agar zarori hua toh kuch is matter per bhi karenge ..ab nita maa ko aise hi kahin jaane ko nahi keh sakta hai na ..??”
Jass “ haan sahi kaha pehle unse baat karlo aage ka baad me dekhna ..or shaam ko time se call kar dena ..”
Uske baad manu wahan se nikala or siddha nita mam ke ghar aa chuka tha ..kyuki who abhi ghar per hi thi ..
Nita mam “ kya baat hai aaj manu yahan lagta hai yeh koi sapna hai ..”
Manu nita mam ke taane ko samjh gaya …
Manu “ sorry maa main toh apni pyari nita maa ke pass aaya tha ..per bhul gaya ..nita maa pehle nita mam bhi hain …”
Nita “ jada faltu baat karne ki zarorat nahi hai …ache se samjhti hun teri chalaki …yahan ki baat wahan ghumana koi tujhse sikhe ..” nita mam ne baat karte hue manu ka kaan pakad liya …
Manu “ aahhh! Sorryyyy sorry maa galti ho gayi mujhse ..ab kaan choad do dekho ab toh apni maa ke samne hun ..shikayat aram se kar lena …please meri pyaari maa …”
Nita mam ne bhi uska kaan choad diya …ab dono sath me bethe baat karne lage …
Nita mam ..” dekh beta jada ki khwahish nahi hai per kam se kam aa nahi pata toh call hi kar liya kar …”
Manu serious hote hue “ sorry maa aapko toh pata hai …life bahut bussy hai jhut main aapse bol nahi sakta per yeh bhi such hai …ki in dino bahut busy tha …jiske chalte aa nahi paya …per ajay toh din me ek chakar lagata hoga na …???...use bola hua hai .sath me aapke liye ek servant ka bhi intzaam kiya tha …who thik kaam kar rahi hai na ???”
Nita mam pyaar se dekhte hue ..”haan mere bache sab thik hai ..ajay bhi har roj ek round aata hai ..or who naukarani bhi achi hai har tarah se seva karti hai ….per beta mujhe kabhi kabhi tujhe dekhne ka dil karta hai …uska kya …??”
Manu ..” are maa usi liye toh yahaan aaya hun ..chalo tyaari karo ..sath chalte hain ..yaad hai na mama ji ne bulaya hai aapko ..??”
Nita thoda normal hokar “ manu dekh maine tujhe pehle hi kaha tha ..mujhe nahi jana ..itne saal se aajtak unloogon ne aajtak apni behan ko na jeete dekha na marte hue ..per aaj achanak se unko behan ki yaad aa gayi ..mujhe yeh sab thik nahi lag raha hai ..mujhe unki zarorat nahi ..mere liye tum or ajay hi kaafi ho ..jahan itni zindagi kat gayi baaki bhi kat jayegi ..tum iske liye mujh per jor na dena kyuki agar tumne kaha toh main mana nahi kar paungi …please beta …”
Manu nita mam ke dono hath tham leta hai ..thoda dabata hai ..or uske baad nita mam ko apne seene se laga leta hai ..jahan nita mam sukun se simat jaati hai ..manu ke apnepan ke chalte ..
Manu “ maa “
Nita “ hmmm!”
Manu “ maa main aapse bahut pyaar karta hun …yeh nahi kahunga ki aapke jaane se mujhe koi fark nahi padega ..such kahun toh padega bahut padega ..per iska matlab yeh nahi ki aapko aapke bhai matlab mama ji se dur kar dun …aapki baat sahi hai agar aapko apni zindagi me har faisle ko lene ka pura haq hai ..chahe faisla jo bhi ho ..aapka beta aapke sath hai ..per kya aap meri ek baat manogi ..”
Nita manu ko or kaste hue “ beta yeh mujhe pata hai ..jahan dunia me mera sath koi de ya na de wahan tum or ajay mere sath parchai ki tarah hoge ..per achanak se mere bhai ka yun mujhe apne pass bulana ..mujhe kuch samjh nahi aa raha ..per tum jo kahoge main bina sawal ke maan lungi ..”
Manu “ maa main kuch socha hai ..agar aap bura na mano toh kuch kahun …”
Nita pyaar se uske gaal sehlate hue ..” pagal hai kya teri baat ka bura maan sakti hun kya ..bol bhi kya kehna hai ..”
Manu “ toh ek kaam karo saman pack karo jaane ki tyaari karo …delhi chalna hai ..”
Nita mam uske gale se achanak dur hui or hairat se manu ko dekhne lagi..
Manu “ kya hua maa ???”
Nita “ beta agar tumne kaha hai toh chali jaungi delhi per mere 1 % mann nahi hai wahan jaane ka ..main aaj bhi unke kadve bol nahi bhuli hun …per tumhari baat nahi taalungi ..acha tum betho main tyaari karti hun ..” nita mam wahan se mudne ko hui unki aankhon se ansoo behne hi wale the …
Nita mam undar jane ko mudi per manu ne achanak se unke hath ko pakad kar unko rok liya …
Nita mam“ chodo na beta jaa rahi hun na tyaari karne ke liye ..”
Manu ne nahi choda hath ulta khachkar nita mam ko apne pass apne seene se laga liya ..nita mam ke ansoo behne hi wale the .
Manu “ maa main delhi chalne ko kaha hai …aapko akele jaane ko nahi ..shayad aapne dhayan nahi diya ..”
Nita mam hairani se “ matlab ??”
Manu uske sar ko pyaar se apne seene me laga leta hai ..
Manu “ maa main aapko aise hi akela behj dunga yeh aapne soch bhi kaise liya …main khud chal raha hun aapke sath …are mazak thodi hai ..aap maa ho meri aise kaise aapko akela delhi bhej dun …kyun sahi hai na ..??”
Nita mam jahan ab tak delhi jane ke naam se dunia bhar ka gam unke chehre per aa chuka tha ..achanak se unka mukhda Khushi se khil utha ..nita mam ne haan me sar hila diya ..
Manu “ aapne soch bhi kaise liya ki …achanak se koi call aayega or main aapko aise hi bhej dunga …aap maa ho meri ..koi gair nahi aaj toh soch liya aage se aisa sochna bhi nahi verna main aapse kabhi baat nahi karunga ..samjh gayi na ..??” manu ne jhuntha gussa dikhate hue kaha ..
Nita mam ne apne kaan pakad liye ..” sorry beta mujhe laga ki tum bhi mujhse ab picha chudana chate ho ??”
Manu ne unke hathon ko unke kaano se hath diya ..or bola “ maa aisa sochna bhi nahi main bahut kam logon ko apne karib aane deta hun ..or aapko toh maa mana hai ..jab maa ko hi jaane dunga toh maa maanne ka matlab hi kya hai ..main janta hun aapko aisa laga hoga ki main aapko delhi bhejna chahta hun ..toh yeh sahi bhi hai …kyuki main nahi chahta ki mere chalte aap aapne bhai se duri bana len ..per iska matlab yeh nahi hai ki main aapko humsha ke liye wahan unke pass bhej raha hun …jab mama ji ki sagi behan yaani aapko unper doubt hai toh ..main achanak se unper kaise yakin kar lun …samjh rahi ho na ???”
Nita mam “ jab tum ko bhi yakin nahi hai toh wahan lekar hi jana kyun chahte ho mujhe …jabki main toh unko dekhna bhi nahi chahti ..”
Manu “ maa dunia badi azeeb hai …yahan loog bhi alag hain …bina wajah yahan kuch nahi hota …maine kaha na main aapke sath chal raha hun …wahan jara bhi gadbad lagi toh aapko wapas le aaunga …waise bhi aapko lekar bahar kahin jaane ko milta nahi ..or jab mouka mila hai chutti enjoy karne ka toh aapko jana nahi hai ..pata bhi hai ..kitne armaan the mere delhi me aapke sath kitna maza karunga ..per aapne ek baar me mere saare armano per paani baha diya …” manu ne kaha
Jiska matlab nita mam ache se samjh gayi..
Nita mam ne ek baar phir uske gaal ko sehlaya .” beta ache se samjhti hun teri chalaki ki tum kahan kya bolta hai ..or tere armaan bhi ache se pata hain …ek kaam ke liye tu delhi jaanewala nahi pakka pura workload sath le jaanewala hai …or mera naam badnaam kar raha hai …per koi baat nahi agar tu sath hai toh delhi kya ..America bhi jaane me mujhe koi pareshani nahi hai …”
Manu “ yeh sahi kaha maa agli baar america hi challenge ..aakhir unko bhi pata chale ki humari maa ka rob kya hai ???hahahha!”
Nita mam bhi uske sath hansne lagi ..nita mam ne normal hokar kaha ..” beta per jana jarori hai kya …???”
Manu “ haan maa jarori hai ..main bhi mama ji me aaye achanak badalav per yakin nahi kar pa raha hun ..zara delhi me thoda dekhna zarori hai …suna hai delhi me yahan ke mall se bade mall hain wahan aap ghum lena “
Nita mam “ mujhe pata hi tha ..”
Manu “ kya pata tha maa ???”
Nita mam “ ghum lena matlab tu pakka wahan busy rehne wala hai …yeh toh confirm ho chuka hai ..verna tu mujhe yun akele ghumne ko nahi kehta mujhe nahi jana delhi …sun le ..”
Manu dono hath joadkar “ sorry maa aap se chipana nahi chata tha ..per meri meeting bhi hai delhi me per meeting sirf ek din ki hai baaki toh main free hi hun …”
Nita mam “ dekha maine kaha tha na tu single kaam ke liye delhi jaane walon me se nahi hai …meri baat such hai na …or mujhe aise dikha raha tha ki jaise sirf mere liye jaa raha hai …hppphh!”
Manu ne nita mam ke muh per hath rakh diya “ maa aisa sochna bhi nahi meeting toh kal raat hi decide hui thi …subah office me jass bhi piche pad gayi delhi me site visit ke liye ..or wahan se sab sattle karke hata hi tha ki aapka call aa gaya …jisme maine socha ki jab kaam saare delhi ke hi hain toh ek baar me hi dekh leta hun …per agar aapko lagta hai ki main sirf aapko meeting ke chalte sath le jaaraha hun toh …aap mere sath meeting ke baad specially chalna taaki aapko pata chale ki kaam apni jagah hai ..per maa har cheez se uppar hai mere liye …tab toh thik hoga na …??”
Nita mam ko tab realise hua ki manu vastav me ek sath kitne kaamo me fansa rehta hai ..per itne ke baad bhi akela unki parvaah karta hai …special unke sath jaane ko lekar kahi who baat nita mam ko chu gayi ..
Nita mam “ beta “
Manu “ hmm! “
Nita mam pyaar se uske sar par hath firate hue …”beta I m sorry mujhe lagta hai main jada bol gayi mujhe …hmmm!” manu ne ek baar phir unke muh per hath rakh diya …
Manu “ maa is dunia me aisa koi din na aaye ki aapko mujse aisa kuch kehna pade jo main bardast nahi kar sakta …mazak me bhi nahi aapko nicha dekhne de sakta hun ..or aap sorry keh rahi hain mujhe ..isse acha maar leti who acha lagta ..per aapka maafi mangna mujhe bardast nahi hai …..i love my maa …yeh baat ache se samjh lo ..dunia me koi aapko mujhse door nahi kar sakta …”
Nita mam ke ansoo nikalne lage yeh sunkar …unhone manu ko phir se seene se laga liya ..manu ne unke ansoo puche ..
Manu “ ab bas bhi karo pehle khud hi shaq karti ho or khud hi rone lagti ho …ab toh khud ko dekhlo ek baar zara …kahan pehle zero size (manu ka matlab pehle unke motape se tha ) or ab kahan yeh meri patli dubli si nayi kakdi jaisi maa ..jab dekho rone ke naye bahane dundhti rehti hain ..i hate tears ..dear I haate tears ( rajesh khana style me kaha manu ne ) puch daalo in ansson ko …I just hate tear …muhhhaaaa! “ manu ne ansoo puchte hue nita mam ke gaal ki paapi le li …taaki nita mam ka rona band ho sake …
Or aisa hua bhi kahan dono abhi tak senti hue pade the ..papi lene ke baad nita mam ne bhi revert me manu ke piche bhagna shuru kar diya …
Nita mam “ badmash maa ki paapi leta hai …abhi batata hun tujhe …”
Manu aage bhagte hue …” maine pehle hi kaha tha …I hate tears dear …I hate tears ..per aapko bahane the so socha papi le lun kamse se kam Rajesh Khanna ji jo kitne romantic the unko yaad kar sakun …per such me gile gaalo ko chumkar maza nahi aaya …kahan pehle who gol matol gaal or kahan yeh boring dimple wale normal se gaal ..”
Nita mam “ ruk ja ek toh papi le li upper se Rajesh Khanna bana hai tujhe ..ruk tu ek baar hath toh aa …batata hun tujhe …usper meri itni mehnat se patla hona uska mazak bana raha hai ..bhul gaya khud hi piche lag kar patla kiya tha ..mera kya hai ..phir se moti ho jaungi ..”
Manu achanak se ruk gaya ..nita mam uske rukne se chonk gayi …manu rukkar ghuma or usne nita mam ke hathon ko pakda or
Kaha “ maa mazak apni jagah hai ..main aapko khush dekhna chahta hun ..mujhe aapke pehle wale roop se koi dikkat nahi thi ..bas dikkat yeh thi ki aapne jeena hi choad diya tha ..aapko busy rakhne or healthy rehne ke liye main aapko itna fit karne per jor diya …aaj ek baar khud ko aaine me dekho kya mera faisla galat tha maa???”
Nita mam ne khud ko wahan pass me lage almari ke aaiene me dekha toh paya ..kahan pehle who double dekkar bus jaise hua karti thi …per aaj unke figure ko dekhkar koi jawan actress bhi sharma jaye …matlab jahan unki age ki auratain motape or akadan ki shikar hua karti thi ..woh wahan loach or lachak se bhari hui furtili thi …iske sabot unka manu ke piche bhaagna tha …unhoone khud ko aaeine me dekha or yaad kiya apna old roop tab unko samjh aaya ..ki manu ne unper kitna dimaag khapaya tha ..kaise manu or ajay dono hi unke khane ko lekar unse ladte the ..kaise unka junk food band karwaya tha …jahan pehli baar unka wajan thoda kam hua toh khud unko bhi yakin nahi hua tha …per thoda thoda karke aaj woh fat 2 fit
Thi …or Yeh sab unki aankhon ke samne achanak se chalne laga tha ..unko kai baar khud yakin nahi hota tha ki unhoone khud ko fit kar liya hai …
Manu “ kyun abhi main galat hun kyun hai na ??”
Nita mam ne bade pyaar se uske sar per aashirwad jaise hath rakha ..”beta tujhe galat kehna ek maa ke liye gali hai ..jo kam se kam mere hote possible nahi hai …kyuki main khud teri maa hun ..so ab senti hona choad ..chal aaj tere liye khana banati hun …”
Manu “ lagta hai kaamwali aaj nahi aayi hai jo aap khud khana bana rahi ho ..”
Nita mam “ ab kya karun beta yeh sab tumhara or ajay ka hi kiya dhara hai ..kahan pehle araam se bahar ka khaliya karti thi ..per tum dono shaitano ne milkar mujhe khud ke bane khane ki aadat daal di ..per tere or ajay ke liye toh mujhe khud hi banana pasand hai ..tu beth main abhi aayi ..”
Manu uske baad beth gaya ..kyuki ajay ka aane toh possible nahi tha kyuki ghar per Sumitra ke sath tha …so manu yahan tha ..nita mam ne acha khana banaya tha ..manu Khushi se khane laga …or sath me nita mam ko bhi usne zid karke khud apne hathon se khilaya ..dono maze se khana khate hue time bitane lage …
Udhar kisi jagah kuch do lambe tagde suit boot me bethe hue 3 aadmi ek sath bethe the ..
Admi 1 “ toh us sofia ka kya karna hai samjh aa gaya na ??”
Aadmi 2 nd 3 “ yes sir uske delhi ke point se uthana hai ..or uski secretary ko bhi nahi chodna hai sab yaad hai ..per sir aapko nahi lagta Mr Boss ko pata chala toh yeh baat aapke or humare liye thik nahi hai ???“
Aadmi 1 “ hahahahah! Kutte ka naam uske kaam se hai ..or mard ka naam uske kaam khouf se hai …jitna jiska khouf hota hai ..utna hi who darpok hota hai ..tum befikar raho ..bas kaam puri mustaidi ke sath karna kyuki Mr boss ka pata nahi per ..agar tum loog chuke toh main chukne wala nahi hun ..tumhare family ko jinda nahi choadunga ..yaad hai na who rand sofia or uski who haramjaadi mardarchod secretary mujhe jinda chahiye ..yahan is jagah nahi jagah tum logon ko bata di jayegi ..ab tum log ja sakte ho ..”
Aadmi 2 nd 3 “ ok sir “
Who dono chale gaye ..admi akela betha tha wahan se nikal gaya …
Aadmi 2 “ yaar agar us sofia ko nahi pakda toh yeh humare ghar waloon ko jaan se maar dega ..or pakad liya toh who harami mardarchod boss humko maar dega bina saans liye ..kya karain ??”
Aadmi 3 “ karna kya hai abhi yeh sher hai iski sun ..boss ki baad me dekh lenge ..use kya dunia me sapna aane wala hai ki hum dono sofia ko kidnap karna chahte hain …tu chal kaam jarori hai ..verna gharwale marnge humare ..bhul gaya saale ne unka kidnap kar liya hai ???”
Aadmi 2 “ bhai tu sahi keh raha hai …pehle apne gharwaloon ke liye us boss ki chamchi ka kidnap karte hain uske baad sochnge ki karna kya hai ???chal tyaari karte hain ..”
Dono chal diye wahan se …sofia or neha ke kidnap ki tyaari ke liye …
Udhar manu or nita mam ne khana finish kiya or man uke kehne per dono wahan se man uke ghar nikal gaye jahan Sumitra or ajay dono the ..wahan charo ne jam kar masti ki ab shaam dhalne wali thi …so nita mam ne ghar jaane ka jikra kiya kyuki unki packing baaki thi ..so ajay unke sath chala gaya …manu ki packing ho chuki thi …so who toh apne me mast tha ..shaam hone ko aayi toh usne jass ko call kiya or ready rehne ko kaha …
Or chal diya apne saman ke sath jass ke yahan taxi me jahan se usne jass ko pick kiya ..jass aaj pehli baar Indian outfit me thi ..gazab lag rahi thi ..per manu ne as usual uski tarif ki or jass ne bhi sharma kar uska jawab diya …hanste khelte nita mam ke ghar ke bahar taxi lag chuki thi …manu ne taxi se uttar kar nita mam ke pair chue ..or unka saman bhi taxi me load kiya ..or unko jass se introduce kiya ..
Jass ko dekhkar nita mam ne jass ko gale se laga liya ..
Manu ko khoni maari or uske kaan ke pass jakar “ tune mujhe bataya nahi jass kitni sundar hai …lagta hai jaise chand khud tere sath me chal raha ho …”
Jass ne dheere se kahi baat bhi sun li thi sharam ke maare uske gaal laal ho chuke the …
Manu nita mam ke kaan me “ chand toh hai per ek nahi aaj mere sath ek sath do do chand hai …meri maa bhi kisi chand se kam hain kya..???”
Nita mam “ haan mujhe buddhi ko chand bata raha hai lagta hai …mazak karne ko koi or nahi mila …??”
Manu ne jass ki taraf dekha “ kyun chand number 1 kya kehti ho chand number 2 ke liye …kya yeh such me chand se kam hain kya ???”
Jass “ haan tum sahi keh rahe ho yeh toh such me chand hi hain …”
Manu “ dekha ab toh koi shaq nahi hai chand number 1 ne bhi maan liya …ki tum chand se kam nahi ho ..”
Nita mam keg aal bhi sharam se laal ho chuke the …unhone aise ummid nahi ki thi ..ki jass bhi manu ka sath degi …so shant beth gayi who bhi ..
Is bich unka airport aa chuka tha jahan Bhatnagar sir khade the …kyuki manu ne pehle hi jass or nita mam ka ticket karwa diya tha ..so bas jarorat thi sirf boarding ki …so sabhi ne boarding clear kiya or flight me beth gaye …jahan delhi unka last point tha ..jahan delhi me bahut kuch un-accepted hona tha …..