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INTRO ​

☆ NISCHAL FAMILY ☆

ASHOK RATHOD (NISCHAL KE PAPA ) :- age: - 48 ..

ek business man hai or inka swabhav bhi acha hai... apne tino bacho se bahot pyar katre hai... is shaher me inki log bahot ijjat karte hai..

POOJA RATHOD ( NISCHAL KI MAA) :- age 45

Dikhne me Khubhsurat hai or bahot hi samajdar bhi hai.. ashok ko business me bhi bahot help ki hai.. jab koi bachha nahi tha tab ashok ke sath hi office jati thi or business sambhal ne me help karti thi...fir bache hone ke bad ghar par hi rehne lagi..ye bhi apne tino bacho ko bahot pyaar karti hai par sabse jyada nischal ko pyaar karti hai..

NIHARIKA ( BADI BETI) :- age 25.

Niharika ki shadi 1 saal pehle ho gay hai... ye bhi dikhne me apni mom ki tarah Khubhsurat hai..or ghar me use pyaar se sab nikki name se bulate hai..
( NEERAJ - niharika husband )

NISCHAL RATHOD ( ashok or pooja ka beta and kahani ka hero) : - age 20

Ye dikhne me bahot hi masoom or cute hai and body se fit bhi hai daily gym jata hai... abhi MBA me 2year me hai... ye bhi apni family se bahot pyaar karta hai..

AAROHI ( CHOTI BETI) :- age 19

Ye bahot sararati hai har vakt masti karti rehti hai ghar me or sabse jyada nischal ke sath masti karti hai...abhi MBBS ke first year me hai..

MANOJ RATHOD ( ASHOK KA BADA BHAI) age 55.

ye bhi ek business man hai or ashok or ye dono bhai mil kar business sambhalte hai...dono bhai ke bich bahot pyaar hai...is liye in dono ki bahot achi banti hai..business ki niv inhone hi rakhi thi..

SAROJ RATHOD ( MANOJ KI PATNI) :- age 53

thodi moti hai hai or ghar me inki ijjat sab karte hai..matlab ghar ki mukhiya hai..12th tak hi padhay ki hue hai.. is liye shadi ke bad sirf ghar hi sambhala hai..

RITESH RATHOD ( BETA) :- age 28..

ye police me ACP hai is shaher me..body me so dum fit hai pahelwano ki tarah..ye bhi apne family ko bahot pyaar karta hai or nischal or aarohi ko bahot laad karta hai.. inki shadi 2 saal pehle ho gay hai..

SAKSHI ( ritesh ki patni) age 28..

dikhne me Khubhsurat or swabhav bhi bahot achaa hai or study ne b.tech tak ki hai par shadi ho jane ke bad kahi job par nahi gay matlab saroj ne mana kiya is liye ghar KA kam hi karti hai or ghar par hi rehti hai and ritesh ki tarah ye bhi nischal or aarohi ko bahot lad karti hai..

( YE pura parivar ek hi ghar me sath rehte hai)

☆ NISCHAL FRIENDS ☆

1. VICKY PRAJAPATI

2. DIVYESH PATEL (dhula)

3. PANKAJ BHARWAD ( LOY)
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MEERA RAJPUT ( HERION) :- age 20..

bahot Khubhsurat hai .. or sath me boxing champion hai state level tak ki..

BAKI ITNRO JAB JAROORAT HOGI TAB DUNGA BICH ME JO KOI BHI AYEGA USKA..

Bahot behtareen shaandaar Intro bhai

 

[Naik]

UPDATE - 03

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AB TAK..

VICKY :- aunty sach me tera bahot dhyan rakhti hai...jaise Tu aaj bhi 1, 2 saal ka chota bachha ho...

Abhi hum baat kar hi rahe the ki koi hume dhundte hue idhar hi aa raha tha or...vickida...kaha chala gaya...nalayak...


AB AAGE :-


jaise hi hum charo ke kano me ye avaj padi...tino ki fat ke hatb me aa gay...

VICKY :- bc mera baap mujhe dhundta hua idhar aa raha hai jaldi ye daru ki bottle kahi chup or bhago yaha se....gate par se under jate hai...

fir hum charo ne jaldi jaldi daru ki bottle, glass sab ache se chipa diya or jaldi waha se nikal gaye or get par se under aa gaye or khali chair par beth gaye..

stage par abhi dulhe dulhan ko khada kar ke photo pad raha tha camere wala...

Hum stage par dekh hi rahe the ki hamare pas se avaj aay..

"vicky or tum tino kaha chale gaye the me kab ka tum sab ko dhund raha hu.." ye koi or nahi vicky ke papa the jo hume kab se dundh rahe the..( Kamlesh Prajapati)

Vicky thoda darte hue bola :- voo..ded hum log yuhi hi hawa khane bahar chale gaye the...

KAMLESH :- lawdi na yaha ac fan sab chalu hai or tujhe bahar ki hawa khane ka shokh hai.. suno ghar par payal ke saas sarur ke liye jo gift liye the shadi ho jane ke bad dene ke liye vo ghar par hi reh gaye hai to tu ghar ja or jaldi se vo gift leke aa..

VICKY :- okk ded..

Fir vicky ke ded chale gaye vaha se...

VICKY :- nishu chal mere sath apun dono ghar se gift leke aate hai..

NISCHAL :- abe in dono mese kisi ek ko sath le ja na..

VICKY :- tu chal .... in dono ko aunty logo par line marne de...

NISCHAL :- haahaahaa.... loy to yuhi dekh kar lar tapkata rahega or ye dhule ke bare me to pata hi hai .. ki ise khane ke siva kuch dikhta hi nahi or agar koi ise baat karne bhi aay to ye sala sidha sidha hi bolega or to or iska gussa hi sabse hanikar hai iske liye... sala koi bhi jyada bolta hai to uspe hath utha deta hai saala pura college darti hai professor se leke principal bhi...

DHULA :- nishudi... tujhe bhi mere hath se abhi mar khane ki ichha ho rahi hai kya..?

VICKY :- nishu..chal be yaha se varna tera gaal bhi ye laal kar dega ..

( ab aage nischal ke name ki jagha Me likhunga)

me dhula ke kan me dheere se bola :- ye loy mujhe kal keh raha tha ki dhula apne baye hath ko bahot mehnat karvata hai..kya ye sach hai kya ?

itna keh kar me or vicky jaldi se bahar nikal gaye or bahar se Vicky ne car nikali or dono vicky ke ghar ki taraf nikal gaye...

VICKY :- dhule ke kan me kya keh raha tha be tu use?

Mene vicky ko bata diya ki me kya keh kar aaya... to Vicky jor jor se hasne laga..

VICKY :- haahahaaa....loy ki gand aaj laal hone wali hai....haahhahhaa...

ME :- abe vaise ek baat bata Tu us madem ke pas abhi bhi tuition lene jata hai kya?

VICKY :- apno maal se bhe a.. tuition is to bas bahana hai... vo ghar me akeli hi rehti hai to full maje karta hu me ...bol tujhe karna hai maja uske sath..?

ME :- no...mujhe koi shokh nahi hai....

VICKY :- vo sab chod tu bol raha tha ki tujhe mall me koi ladki dikhi thi...puri baat bata..

NISCHAL :- haan yaar us Khubhsurat bala ko dekh kar mujhe aisa laga jaise use me agle janam se janta hu...use pehle se me janta hu..or mene ye janm sirf uske liye liya ho, uske bina me ek bina pran ka sharir hi hu aisa lag raha tha. Use dekh kar mujhe aisa feel kyu ho raha tha has yahi sach me soch raha tha yaar...

VICKY :- abhe movie ki tarah vo tere pichle janam ki premika to nahi jo pichle janam me adhura reh gaya ho kisi villen ne tum dono ko mar diya ho or is janam me tum dono ka prem ke prem ko pura karne ke liye bhagwan ne janam diya ho tum dono ko..

ME :- ruk..ruk...kya bole ja raha hai bhe....aisa kaha hota hai vo sirf movie me dikhaya jata hai real life me aisa kuch nahi hota okk..
Me maa se is bare me bat karta hu...maa ke pas iska jawab jaroor hoga..

VICKY :- ghar bhi aa gaya... Tu yaha ruk me ghar ke under se gift leke aata hu..

Vicky car mese utar ke ghar ke under chala gaya or me car me bethe hue mall wali ladki ke bare me hi soch raha tha or uske Khubhsurat face ki vo janlewa smile... sach me ghayal ho gaya me to...

5 min me Vicky gifts lekr aa gaya or car ki pichli shit par rakh diya..

VICKY :- oyy...halkat kaha khoya hua hai?.... cigrate pine hai kya tujhe ?

me apni soch se bahar aake bola :- tujhe pata to hai me cigrate nahi pita...vo to tum logo ke sath reh kar thodi si sharab pi leta hu baki mujhe or kisi vaisan ki Aadat nahi hai bhe..

VICKY :- thik hai..5 min ruk me kas laga leta hu fir chalte hai...

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WAHI DUSRI TARAF EK GHAR KE ROOM ME...

do ladkiya bethi hue thi bed par raat ke 11 baj rahe the or dono hi abhi tak jag rahi thi or kuch bate kar rahi thi...

LADKI 2 :- choti kya hua tujhe nind nahi aa rahi Kya or Tu kya soch rahi hai..?

LADKI 1 :- didi vo aaj mall me apni friend ke sath shopping karne gay thi...vaha par mujhe achanak kuch alag sa feel hua...mere dil ki dhadkane badh gay. Or kuch alag sa hi mehsoos ho raha tha... Me bachain si ho gay thi...pata nahi aisa kyu hua tha mujhe kuch samaj nahi aa raha aaj se pehle to aisa mere sath kabhi nahi hua...
bas yahi sab soch kar me pareshan hu nind bhi nahi aa rahi...

LADKI 2 :- hmmm... ye sab to pyaar me hota hai..tu kisise pyaar karti hai kya?

LADKI 1 :- didi apko pata to hai ki mujhe ye pyaar byaar wala drama pasand nahi hai... mujhe bas apni boxing se pyaar hai....baki bf gf wala to meri soch me bhi nahi hai to real me hone ka to chance hi nahi hai...

LADKI 2 :- dekhte hai kab tak teri soch aisi rehti hai... jis din tera jiwan sathi mil jayega na to fir wahi pyaar byaar wali bate achhi lagne lagegi..

LADKI 1 :- aisa kuch nahi hone wala... chalo ab so jate hai kal mera college me first day hai to mujhe let nahi hona hai pehle din hi..

LADKI 2 :- okay... good night..

LADKI 1 :- good night didi...

fir dono sone ke liye let jati hai..
ladki 2 to thodi der me so jati hai par ladki 1 abhi bhi din me jo feel hua mall me uske bare me hi soch rahi thi...
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WAHI DUSRI TARAF..

me or vicky marriage hall pahoch gaye or car park kar ke fir gift leke under chale gaye...
vicky apne papa ko vo sare gift de aaya or fir hum dono dhula or loy ke pas jake beth gaye...

VICKY :- loy ye tera ek side ka gaal itna laal kyu hai be?

Loy apni chair se khada hua or mujhe marne ko aane laga to me bhi uth kar bahar ki or bhagne laga...

LOY :- ruk....nishu...saala tu dhule ko kya bol kar gaya tha ?

Me bhagte hue baratiyo ke liye khana bana hua tha us taraf aa gaya or vaha jake rook gaya..

Loy bhi aa gaya uske piche vicky or dhula bhi...

LOY :- Nishu tu kya bol kar gaya tha is ghusel bheem ko? Saale ne bina kuch bole hi mere gaal ki band baja di....saala iska hath itni jor se lagta hai ki tare to kya pura bhramand dikhne lag jata hai...

ME :- hahahahaaaa....mene to bas itna kaha tha ki loy ka dhyan rakhna bas..

DHULA :- vo sab chhodo or yaha dekho kitna swadist khana bana hua hai.... chalo pehle khana kha lete hai..

VICKY :- haan tujhe to khana dikh jaye to fir bas khana hi dikhay deta hai .. abe ye barat valo ke liye hai or nere baap ne hume dekh liya khana khate hue to meri gand mar lenge...

ME :- yaar Vicky mujhe bhi bahot bhukh lagi hai...

VICKY :- kya bhe Tu kab ka bhukhe pet hi ghum raha hai...chal tero ko apan khilata hai....

ME :- abe uncul ne dekh liya to..?

VICKY :- are yaar tere liye to dil, jaan , jiger sab kurban hai....tere liye apni gand bhi deni pade to vo bhi de dunga....

ME :- pata hai.....jaa plat me khana lete aa bhe... or tum dono bhi apne liye khana nikal lo plat me jaldi..

LOY :- ( mere pas aake ) ye vicky teri koi bhi bat man jata hai or sala hum log 1000 baar bhi kuch kahenge to hamari bat nahi manta...muhe bhi bata na ki ye teri koi bhi bat kyu man jata hai..

ME :- hum dono ki dosti hum jab 2 saal ke the tab se hai is liye hamari Dosti bahot gehri hai... Tu or dhula ke sath bhi aisi hi dosti hai hamari par meri or vicky ki shayad jyada purani hai to or bhi majbut hai or ye bachapn se hi meru har bat manta hai... or ye mat sochna ki tujhe or dhula ke sath hanari dosti sirf time pas ki hai.... tum dono bhi mere liye or vicky ke is kiye utne hi important ho jitna mere or vicky ki dosti me hai okk..

LOY :- hmmm ... vo to mujhe pata hai ki mujhe bhi tum tino best friend + bhai mante ho... varna tum tino rich family se ho kar bhi mere jaise garib ke sath Dosti nahi karte...

" bhosdk...aaj jo bola hai vo dubara kabhi muh se nikla na to tino mil kar teri gand marenge... hum charo me jo Dosti hai vo dil se hai or sachi Dosti mai ameer garib ye nahi dekhte samja.." vicky ne loy ki garib wali bat sun li thi khane ki plat leke hamare pas aa raha tha is liye... ye vicky bola tha...

LOY :- sorry...vo bas aise hi muh se nikal gaya...

ME :- ab ye bat chhodo or khana khao nahi to uncul aa gaye to fir firte rehna bhukhe pet ladke wale khana na kha le tab tak..

Fir hum charo ne khana khane lage...

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UPDATE - 02​

hum charo ne pack khatam kiya or loe fir bola..

LOY : - ab aage bata coffee shop gaya tha ki nahi?

NISCHAL :- hmmm...to suno...


RESTAURANT KE UNDER...ANKITA WITH NISCHAL..


hum dono ek table par bethe the..
Restaurant bahot mast tha.. under music bhi baj raha tha romantic wala..

Ankita chup chap bethi thi kuch bhi bol nahi rahi thi to mene pucha...

NISCHAL :- kya hua tujhe kab se yuhi chup bethi ho..?..

ANKITA :- ........

NISCHAL : -(pyar se) kya hua?

ANKITA: - .............

ab mujhe gussa bhi aane laga tha ankita kuch bol nahi rahi thi is liye..

NISCHAL :- kyaa........hua....?

bc ab bhi kuch nahi boli..

NISCHAL :- ( jorr se ) kyaa huaa...?

ankita rone lagi....

UskiI rone ki avaj sun kar waiter aa gaya hamare table pe vo niche jhuk kar mera or ankita ka face dekhne laga...

NISCHAL :- kya hai be?

WAITER :- order...

NISCHAL :- to tu mere sar pe chad ke order likhega kya? ...dur khada re be.. jaa do cup chai leke aa..

ankita jo rona band kar ke hum dono ko dekh rahi thi vo fatak se boli..

ANKITA :- mujhe chai nahi pini...

NISCHAL :- to coffee order kar du..?

ANKITA :- no mujhe coffee bhi nahi pini..

NISCHAL :- baby coffee to tumhe bahot pasand hai na to fir kyu nahi pini?

ANKITA :- yuhi...mujhe nahi pini...

waiter ankita ko puchne laga

WAITER :- pasta lau mem..

NISCHAL :- coffee..

WAITER :- pasta..

NISCHAL :- tu jaa bhe do cup coffee leke aa...

waiter chala gaya or ankita boli..

ANKITA :- tune coffee kyu mangvay?

NISCHAL :- yaar vo sab chod hum kitne din bad mile hai kuch achhi bat karte hai na..

ANKITA :- teri wajah se....tune coffee kyu magvay?

NISCHAL :- kuch or baat kare?.. tumhare liye office ka sara kam chhod kar aaya hu..ab puri raat jaag kar mujhe Din ka sara kam khatam karna hoga..

ANKITA :- to isme me kya karu?....tune coffee kyu magvay?

saala mera dimang kharab ho raha tha par fir bhi me use pyar se bat karne ki sochi...

NISCHAL :- tujhe pata hai mane aaj white colour ki baniyan pehni hai..

ANKITA :- tune coffee kyu magvay?
NISCHAL : - ( bh***** ) tu aaj mast dikh rahi hai..ek dam hot...

ANKITA :- hmmm.. thank you... but tune coffee kyu magvay?

NISCHAL :- udhar dekh red top wali ladki bhi coffee pi rahi hai...

ANKITA :- ( gusse me or jorr se) tera dhyan us kamini par hai .. tune coffee kyu magvay?..

Ankita itni jor se boli thi ki restaurant ke under ke sare log hamari taraf dekh rahe the..

NISCHAL : - ( dheere se) dekh sab log hume hi dekh rahe hai to dheere bol....

ANKITA :- tumhe sab logo ki padi hai sivay mere...tune coffee kyu magvay ?

NISCHAL :- abe yaar coffee kyu mangavate hai log?...pine ke liye.. to mene bhi pine ke liye hi mangvay hogi na ..

ANKITA :- par mujhe coffee nahi pini to tune coffee kyu magvay ?

ab mera dimang kharab ho gaya tha bc .. to me fir gusse me bola..

NISCHAL : -( gusse se) tujhe coffee nahi pini to teri coffee me pi jaunga ...

ANKITA :- tujhe do do cup coffee pini thi to tune mere liye coffee mangvane ka natak kyu kiya?..

NISCHAL :- ( gusse me) tujhe coffee nahi pini to me kya karu ...ab order kiya hai to pini to padegi na..

ANKITA : - mere mana karne ke bad bhi tune coffee kyu mangvay? Me nahi piyungi to tujhe bhi nahi pini chahiye na..

NISCHAL ( gusse me table pe gusa mar ke ) ye mere baap ka restaurant nahi hai jo hume free me bethne dega

Me itni jor se bola tha ki restaurant me jo music chal raha tha vo bhi band ho gaya...

ANKITA :- ( rote hue) kitna jorr se chilaya tu...music bhi band ho gaya...

NISCHAL :- (music bajane wale waiter se) o bhai music chalu rakh..

ANKITA :- kitne dino bad hum mile hai fir bhi tum muj par itna gussa kar raha hai.. mere mana karne ke bad bhi tune coffee mangay...mujhe fikar nahi hogi kya tumhari...tumhare papa kitni mehnat karke paisa kamate hoge or tum aise paise barbad kar rahe ho...tum ne coffee kyu magvay ?..

bc mujhe ab bahot gussa aa raha tha kab se ek hi bat pe atki hai ye...tabhi waiter aa gaya ..

WAITER :- lo sir apki coffee ....

mene gusse me waiter ka coller pakad ke niche khisa or bola :- teri coffee ab daal de apni g**d ke under....kaha dalega?

WAITER :-( darte hue) under..

NISCHAL :- kaha dalega.?

WAITER :- meri g***d ke under...

mene waiter ko choda or bill ke paise table pe rakh kar jaldi nikal gaya restaurant se...
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LOY :- haahaahaahaaa.....tune coffee kyu mangvay....hahahahaaa.....

NISCHAL : - Saala mene sapne me bhi ye nahi socha tha ki coffee bhi kisika breakup kara sakti hai...

Vicky :- ( girl ki avaj nikal te hue) tune coffee kyu magvay .....hahhaaaahhaa...

NISCHAL : - abe ab pack banao bc...

LOY :- dhule fatafat char glass coffee bana...hahahaahaaa...

DHULE : - abe fatisar uska breakup ho gaya or tujhe masti chadi hai be..

NISCHAL :- abe mujhe breakup ho gaya uska gam nahi hai... vaise bhi me ankita ko pyaar nahi karta tha vo to usne mujhe blackmail karke haa bulvaya tha..tum chutiyo ko to pata hai na usne kya natak kiya tha school me..

VICKY :- haan be yaad hai...usne propose kiya tha to tune mana kar diya tha to vo school ki building par chad kar kudne ki dhamki di tab jake tune ha kaha tha..

NISCHAL :- mene haa kaha tab se mere credit card ka istemal itna hua hai ki utna to mene 10 saal me bhi nahi kiya hoga utna tin saal me ho gaya....
har bar 50 hajar...1 laakh utne ki shopping karti hai vo or to or uske sare kharche vo mere paiso se hi karti...mobile bhi mene use gift kia tha iPhone vo bhi usne samne se hi manga apni birthday par...fir activa bhi mere paiso se li usne ... saala jab papa mujhe puchte ki tere credit card se itne paisa kaha kharch karta hai...to me kuch bol hi nahi pata...saala Pareshan ho gaya tha is liye ab usase dur hi rahunga...or mene maa ko sab bata diya hai to maa ne sab handle kar liya hai....

LOY :- Abe tu aunty ko sab bate kyu bata deta hai...? Bhala aisi bate apni maa ko kon batata hai be..?

NISCHAL :- abe meri life me agar koi hai jise me koi bhi bat nahi chupata to vo meri maa hai.. tum logo ne suna hoga ki maa or beti sabse best saheliya hoti hai... or aise hi mere or maa ke bich bhi best friend wala rista bhi hai....bas fark itna hai ki me beta hu par maa mujhe beti ki tarah rakhti hai apni saheli hi manti hai... isi liye to maa ne mera nick name nishu rakha hai...

jab ankita ne school me jo nakat kiya vo bhi maine usi din maa ko sab bata diya tha..

tab maa ne bhi kaha tha ki abhi use proposal ko accpet kar le abhi use mana kar dega to fir se suicide karne ki Koshish kar sakti hai...kuch jyada problem ho to mujhe bata dena me sab dekh lungi...
Or phir mene restaurant wali bat batay maa ko to maa ankita ke ghar gay thi..
maa ne ankita ke ghar jake kya kiya ye to mene nahi pucha par tab se ankita ka ek bhi call ya msg nahi aaya hai...

VICKY :- aunty sach me tera bahot dhyan rakhti hai...jaise Tu aaj bhi 1, 2 saal ka chota bachha ho...

Abhi hum baat kar hi rahe the ki koi hume dhundte hue idhar hi aa raha tha or...vickida...kaha chala gaya...nalayak...
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TO BE CONTINUED.................

60,000 ka iPhone le Rahi thi tab use afsos nahi hua, coffee ka bada afsos that bechari Ko. Anyway update bahut achha tha Lekin maa ki ne Aisa kya kehlata diya Ankita Ko ki dono mein breckup ho Gaya.

 

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Bahot behtareen shaandaar Intro bhai

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Bahot khoob shaandaar update bhai

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60,000 ka iPhone le Rahi thi tab use afsos nahi hua, coffee ka bada afsos that bechari Ko. Anyway update bahut achha tha Lekin maa ki ne Aisa kya kehlata diya Ankita Ko ki dono mein breckup ho Gaya.

iPhone dilana nischal ke liye koi badi bat nahi hai...rich hai is liye..

and ankita ne coffee wale din hi nahi aise hi 3 saal se karti aa rahi hai..to nischal ne pareshan ho kar hi breakup kar liya or vaise bhi juthe pyaar ka rista jyada din tak nahi tik sakta...

THANK YOU Prem pyasa bhai