Romance RANG TERE ISHQ KA

[Naina]

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[Destiny]

UPDATE - 03

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AB TAK..

VICKY :- aunty sach me tera bahot dhyan rakhti hai...jaise Tu aaj bhi 1, 2 saal ka chota bachha ho...

Abhi hum baat kar hi rahe the ki koi hume dhundte hue idhar hi aa raha tha or...vickida...kaha chala gaya...nalayak...


AB AAGE :-


jaise hi hum charo ke kano me ye avaj padi...tino ki fat ke hatb me aa gay...

VICKY :- bc mera baap mujhe dhundta hua idhar aa raha hai jaldi ye daru ki bottle kahi chup or bhago yaha se....gate par se under jate hai...

fir hum charo ne jaldi jaldi daru ki bottle, glass sab ache se chipa diya or jaldi waha se nikal gaye or get par se under aa gaye or khali chair par beth gaye..

stage par abhi dulhe dulhan ko khada kar ke photo pad raha tha camere wala...

Hum stage par dekh hi rahe the ki hamare pas se avaj aay..

"vicky or tum tino kaha chale gaye the me kab ka tum sab ko dhund raha hu.." ye koi or nahi vicky ke papa the jo hume kab se dundh rahe the..( Kamlesh Prajapati)

Vicky thoda darte hue bola :- voo..ded hum log yuhi hi hawa khane bahar chale gaye the...

KAMLESH :- lawdi na yaha ac fan sab chalu hai or tujhe bahar ki hawa khane ka shokh hai.. suno ghar par payal ke saas sarur ke liye jo gift liye the shadi ho jane ke bad dene ke liye vo ghar par hi reh gaye hai to tu ghar ja or jaldi se vo gift leke aa..

VICKY :- okk ded..

Fir vicky ke ded chale gaye vaha se...

VICKY :- nishu chal mere sath apun dono ghar se gift leke aate hai..

NISCHAL :- abe in dono mese kisi ek ko sath le ja na..

VICKY :- tu chal .... in dono ko aunty logo par line marne de...

NISCHAL :- haahaahaa.... loy to yuhi dekh kar lar tapkata rahega or ye dhule ke bare me to pata hi hai .. ki ise khane ke siva kuch dikhta hi nahi or agar koi ise baat karne bhi aay to ye sala sidha sidha hi bolega or to or iska gussa hi sabse hanikar hai iske liye... sala koi bhi jyada bolta hai to uspe hath utha deta hai saala pura college darti hai professor se leke principal bhi...

DHULA :- nishudi... tujhe bhi mere hath se abhi mar khane ki ichha ho rahi hai kya..?

VICKY :- nishu..chal be yaha se varna tera gaal bhi ye laal kar dega ..

( ab aage nischal ke name ki jagha Me likhunga)

me dhula ke kan me dheere se bola :- ye loy mujhe kal keh raha tha ki dhula apne baye hath ko bahot mehnat karvata hai..kya ye sach hai kya ?

itna keh kar me or vicky jaldi se bahar nikal gaye or bahar se Vicky ne car nikali or dono vicky ke ghar ki taraf nikal gaye...

VICKY :- dhule ke kan me kya keh raha tha be tu use?

Mene vicky ko bata diya ki me kya keh kar aaya... to Vicky jor jor se hasne laga..

VICKY :- haahahaaa....loy ki gand aaj laal hone wali hai....haahhahhaa...

ME :- abe vaise ek baat bata Tu us madem ke pas abhi bhi tuition lene jata hai kya?

VICKY :- apno maal se bhe a.. tuition is to bas bahana hai... vo ghar me akeli hi rehti hai to full maje karta hu me ...bol tujhe karna hai maja uske sath..?

ME :- no...mujhe koi shokh nahi hai....

VICKY :- vo sab chod tu bol raha tha ki tujhe mall me koi ladki dikhi thi...puri baat bata..

NISCHAL :- haan yaar us Khubhsurat bala ko dekh kar mujhe aisa laga jaise use me agle janam se janta hu...use pehle se me janta hu..or mene ye janm sirf uske liye liya ho, uske bina me ek bina pran ka sharir hi hu aisa lag raha tha. Use dekh kar mujhe aisa feel kyu ho raha tha has yahi sach me soch raha tha yaar...

VICKY :- abhe movie ki tarah vo tere pichle janam ki premika to nahi jo pichle janam me adhura reh gaya ho kisi villen ne tum dono ko mar diya ho or is janam me tum dono ka prem ke prem ko pura karne ke liye bhagwan ne janam diya ho tum dono ko..

ME :- ruk..ruk...kya bole ja raha hai bhe....aisa kaha hota hai vo sirf movie me dikhaya jata hai real life me aisa kuch nahi hota okk..
Me maa se is bare me bat karta hu...maa ke pas iska jawab jaroor hoga..

VICKY :- ghar bhi aa gaya... Tu yaha ruk me ghar ke under se gift leke aata hu..

Vicky car mese utar ke ghar ke under chala gaya or me car me bethe hue mall wali ladki ke bare me hi soch raha tha or uske Khubhsurat face ki vo janlewa smile... sach me ghayal ho gaya me to...

5 min me Vicky gifts lekr aa gaya or car ki pichli shit par rakh diya..

VICKY :- oyy...halkat kaha khoya hua hai?.... cigrate pine hai kya tujhe ?

me apni soch se bahar aake bola :- tujhe pata to hai me cigrate nahi pita...vo to tum logo ke sath reh kar thodi si sharab pi leta hu baki mujhe or kisi vaisan ki Aadat nahi hai bhe..

VICKY :- thik hai..5 min ruk me kas laga leta hu fir chalte hai...

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WAHI DUSRI TARAF EK GHAR KE ROOM ME...

do ladkiya bethi hue thi bed par raat ke 11 baj rahe the or dono hi abhi tak jag rahi thi or kuch bate kar rahi thi...

LADKI 2 :- choti kya hua tujhe nind nahi aa rahi Kya or Tu kya soch rahi hai..?

LADKI 1 :- didi vo aaj mall me apni friend ke sath shopping karne gay thi...vaha par mujhe achanak kuch alag sa feel hua...mere dil ki dhadkane badh gay. Or kuch alag sa hi mehsoos ho raha tha... Me bachain si ho gay thi...pata nahi aisa kyu hua tha mujhe kuch samaj nahi aa raha aaj se pehle to aisa mere sath kabhi nahi hua...
bas yahi sab soch kar me pareshan hu nind bhi nahi aa rahi...

LADKI 2 :- hmmm... ye sab to pyaar me hota hai..tu kisise pyaar karti hai kya?

LADKI 1 :- didi apko pata to hai ki mujhe ye pyaar byaar wala drama pasand nahi hai... mujhe bas apni boxing se pyaar hai....baki bf gf wala to meri soch me bhi nahi hai to real me hone ka to chance hi nahi hai...

LADKI 2 :- dekhte hai kab tak teri soch aisi rehti hai... jis din tera jiwan sathi mil jayega na to fir wahi pyaar byaar wali bate achhi lagne lagegi..

LADKI 1 :- aisa kuch nahi hone wala... chalo ab so jate hai kal mera college me first day hai to mujhe let nahi hona hai pehle din hi..

LADKI 2 :- okay... good night..

LADKI 1 :- good night didi...

fir dono sone ke liye let jati hai..
ladki 2 to thodi der me so jati hai par ladki 1 abhi bhi din me jo feel hua mall me uske bare me hi soch rahi thi...
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WAHI DUSRI TARAF..

me or vicky marriage hall pahoch gaye or car park kar ke fir gift leke under chale gaye...
vicky apne papa ko vo sare gift de aaya or fir hum dono dhula or loy ke pas jake beth gaye...

VICKY :- loy ye tera ek side ka gaal itna laal kyu hai be?

Loy apni chair se khada hua or mujhe marne ko aane laga to me bhi uth kar bahar ki or bhagne laga...

LOY :- ruk....nishu...saala tu dhule ko kya bol kar gaya tha ?

Me bhagte hue baratiyo ke liye khana bana hua tha us taraf aa gaya or vaha jake rook gaya..

Loy bhi aa gaya uske piche vicky or dhula bhi...

LOY :- Nishu tu kya bol kar gaya tha is ghusel bheem ko? Saale ne bina kuch bole hi mere gaal ki band baja di....saala iska hath itni jor se lagta hai ki tare to kya pura bhramand dikhne lag jata hai...

ME :- hahahahaaaa....mene to bas itna kaha tha ki loy ka dhyan rakhna bas..

DHULA :- vo sab chhodo or yaha dekho kitna swadist khana bana hua hai.... chalo pehle khana kha lete hai..

VICKY :- haan tujhe to khana dikh jaye to fir bas khana hi dikhay deta hai .. abe ye barat valo ke liye hai or nere baap ne hume dekh liya khana khate hue to meri gand mar lenge...

ME :- yaar Vicky mujhe bhi bahot bhukh lagi hai...

VICKY :- kya bhe Tu kab ka bhukhe pet hi ghum raha hai...chal tero ko apan khilata hai....

ME :- abe uncul ne dekh liya to..?

VICKY :- are yaar tere liye to dil, jaan , jiger sab kurban hai....tere liye apni gand bhi deni pade to vo bhi de dunga....

ME :- pata hai.....jaa plat me khana lete aa bhe... or tum dono bhi apne liye khana nikal lo plat me jaldi..

LOY :- ( mere pas aake ) ye vicky teri koi bhi bat man jata hai or sala hum log 1000 baar bhi kuch kahenge to hamari bat nahi manta...muhe bhi bata na ki ye teri koi bhi bat kyu man jata hai..

ME :- hum dono ki dosti hum jab 2 saal ke the tab se hai is liye hamari Dosti bahot gehri hai... Tu or dhula ke sath bhi aisi hi dosti hai hamari par meri or vicky ki shayad jyada purani hai to or bhi majbut hai or ye bachapn se hi meru har bat manta hai... or ye mat sochna ki tujhe or dhula ke sath hanari dosti sirf time pas ki hai.... tum dono bhi mere liye or vicky ke is kiye utne hi important ho jitna mere or vicky ki dosti me hai okk..

LOY :- hmmm ... vo to mujhe pata hai ki mujhe bhi tum tino best friend + bhai mante ho... varna tum tino rich family se ho kar bhi mere jaise garib ke sath Dosti nahi karte...

" bhosdk...aaj jo bola hai vo dubara kabhi muh se nikla na to tino mil kar teri gand marenge... hum charo me jo Dosti hai vo dil se hai or sachi Dosti mai ameer garib ye nahi dekhte samja.." vicky ne loy ki garib wali bat sun li thi khane ki plat leke hamare pas aa raha tha is liye... ye vicky bola tha...

LOY :- sorry...vo bas aise hi muh se nikal gaya...

ME :- ab ye bat chhodo or khana khao nahi to uncul aa gaye to fir firte rehna bhukhe pet ladke wale khana na kha le tab tak..

Fir hum charo ne khana khane lage...

Ye halkat nishchhal ladki dekte hi frist attraction me hi lattu ho gaya aur pichhle janam tak pahuch gaya.

Charo dost ke canection hain bada mast ek garib baki tino ammir lekin inki dosti me koyi bhed bhav nehi hain. Vaise nishchhal ne dhula ko aisa kyu kha jisse lio ke gal piglta lohe jaisa lal kar diya dost ke naam par nishchal kalak ka tika hain dost ko bhadka ke dost se dost ko pitba diya.ye nishchal ki dosti hamko nehi jam rahi hain.

Adbhut atulniy update tha.

 

[Destiny]

Nahi to kya

Nehi to daru pike chkna chakhke kahi ludk jayenge

 

[Destiny]

Ankita nischal ko bikhari bana degi...

Bhikari bana de uske hath me ek bati dekar xf me guma denge kuch to paise aa jega

 

[Destiny]

iPhone dilana nischal ke liye koi badi bat nahi hai

Iphone dilane ka time hain paise hain. Lekin ankita ko ek pilane ka time nehi hain. Kitne का ata coffee matr 10rypya ka

 

[Lucky..]

Iphone dilane ka time hain paise hain. Lekin ankita ko ek pilane ka time nehi hain. Kitne का ata coffee matr 10rypya ka

Apne papa ke business sambhal raha vo or aise time me ankita use Pareshan kar rahi hai to fir breakup karna hi padega na...nischal ko samaj hi nahi rahi

 

[Lucky..]

Ye halkat nishchhal ladki dekte hi frist attraction me hi lattu ho gaya aur pichhle janam tak pahuch gaya.

Charo dost ke canection hain bada mast ek garib baki tino ammir lekin inki dosti me koyi bhed bhav nehi hain. Vaise nishchhal ne dhula ko aisa kyu kha jisse lio ke gal piglta lohe jaisa lal kar diya dost ke naam par nishchal kalak ka tika hain dost ko bhadka ke dost se dost ko pitba diya.ye nishchal ki dosti hamko nehi jam rahi hain.

Adbhut atulniy update tha.

Dhula sapka gaal lal kar deta hai...
Nischal ke gaal bhi lal kar deta hai...is bar loy ke gal lal hone ki bari thi...

 

[Lucky..]

Update

Sham tak deta hu...

 

[Naina]

Dhula sapka gaal lal kar deta hai...
Nischal ke gaal bhi lal kar deta hai...is bar loy ke gal lal hone ki bari thi...

Kuch zyada hi mitha av laga liya ju ne

isliye just itni mithi mithi baatein kar rahe ho

 

[Lucky..]

Kuch zyada hi mitha av laga liya ju ne

isliye just itni mithi mithi baatein kar rahe ho