Romance TANHAI KE SAHARE

[Nevil singh]

bahad sunder update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 25
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Swati- kya bol naseeb kharab ..aare shukar manao log mere se baat karne ko taras te haine tumhe chance mila hai to attitude dikah rahe ho .

RB- plz plz mujhe unn logon kaa naam bato jo tum se baat karne ko betab rehte haine unn sabhi ko doctor ki shakt jarurat hai .

Swati- ek aur bakwaas kiya na phir dekhoge mainekya karti hoon chup chap kapde pehn lo .

RB- aare jaa main nahini pehnoonga .

Swati apne jaga se uthti hai aur siddha RB ke upar jump[ kar leti hai RB hada bada ke piche ke taraf gir jaata hi .swati RB ke sine pe beth jaati hai aur RB ke hato ke upar apna dono ghutne rakh deti hai .RB nikalne ka kosish karne lagta hai .
Ab aage
RB- oye moti uth mere upar se .ache se bol rah hun .


Swati- aaj to tera naseeb hi kharab hai jo mere changool main phas gaya kya bol raha tha ki maine pagal hun .rook abhi batati hoon pagal kisse kehte haine .

Swati RB ke naak ko hath se band kardeti hai RB chatpatane lagta hai .

RB- aare meri maa meri galti ho gyee hai plz uth jaa

Swati- pehel mujh se sorry bolo.

RB- sorry ,wo kyun bhala

Swati – abhi mujhe itne baar pagal bola

RB –han to usmaine galat kya hai

Swati –phir to tumhare upar aise hi bethi rahoongi chahe kuch bhi ho jaye .

RB –acha meri maa sorry chal ab toh uth jaa mere upar se .

Swati- ab tum mere se dosti karoge. Kya bol rahe the maine tumhar dost nahiini hun baki sab ke dost ban sakte ho mere nahini aur haan aaj ke baad uss barsha ke sath baat kiya na phir dekhan .

RB- aare barsha meri dost hai ..

Swati- chup bilkool chup ek bhi word nahini nikaloge apne munh se

RB-aare meri baat to suno .

Swati ek ghas ka tookda niche utha leti hai aur RB ko gud gudi karne lagti hai .

Swati- abhi agar kcuh bola na phir dekhna …

RB- par iska matlab ..**aare band karo plz gud gudi ho rahi hai .

Swati-tumhe mana kiya tha na kuch bolne ke liye sirf haan maine jawab doge .jo poochongi .

RB- thik hai meri maa ..aahh ab kya kiya maine

Swati-sirf haan hi nikalna chahiye aur kuch nahini .kya samjhe

RB-haan .haan

Swati-sirf ek baar haan jada maska lagan ke koi jaroorat nahini hai maine wo barsha nahini hun thik hai .

RB- haan

Swati -aaj ke baad barsha se baat nahini karoge .

RB- sar naa maien hilata hai .

Swti- mana kiya na abhi tumhe thik hai jitna uss se baat karoge utna mujh se baat karoge .

RB- haan

Swati –tumhara uss barsha ke sath kya chakar chal raha hai ..

RB –haan ah ah ab kya hua

Swati iska ans dena hai har baar haan nahini bolna hai samjhe .

RB-tumhne hi toh man kiya tha

Swati -to tunhare pass dimag nahini hai kiss baat pe kaisa react karna hota hai .

RB- hmm

Swati- tumne uss compition se apna naam kyun withdraw kiya ..

RB- aise dil nahini kiya participate karne ko .

Swati-phir se jhoot vikcy ne kah tum mere wajha se hissa nahini lia .

RB- wo jhut bol rah hai..ah ah ah ab kay kiay maine

Swati- jhoot mat bolo mujhse mujhe reason chaiye .

RB- plz hato mere upar se

Swati –bilkool bhi nahini tumne mujhe jitna tadpaya hai aaj uss sab ka badla loongi .mujhe batao wo barsha jada sundar hai ya maien

RB- tum dono.

Swati- phir se bol na ans do barna iss baar naak pe thapad padega

RB aare tum dono sundar ho . aah mara kyun muje

Swati ham dono maine se kon sundar hai .

RB- tum

Swati -haan ab thik kaha .toh mujhe ye bato jab maine jada sundar hun to tum uss barsha se baat karte ho par mere se kyun nahini .

RB- aare maine bola na bas aise hi maine tumhe nahini bata sakta ab tum uth te ho ya nahini .

Swati – nahini.

RB –ab mera dimag kharab ho raha hai

Swati – maine phir bhi nahini uthungi

RB poora jo lagake swati ko apne uapr se hat deta hai …aur side main jaake beth jaat hai . RB ke achanak aise jor se hat dene se swati jor gir jaati hai aur niche pade kankad uski hath maine lag jaata hai .
swati RB ke achanak itna tez chilake usse dhak dene se chonk jaati hai aur apne jagha pe jaake beth ke rone lagti hai .RB kuch der gusse mainebth ta hai phir jab wo swati ke tarf dekhta hai to paata hai ki swati beth ke ro rahi hai .RB uth ke swati ke pass aata hai .

RB- swati i'm really sorry plz maaf kardo maine jaan bujh ke nahini kiya ..

Swati abhi bhi doosre aur dekh ke ro rahi thi

RB- plz swati plaz tum jo bologi maine karonga plz mat ro na ..kyun khud ke sath mujhe bhi tadpa rahi ho . chalo thik hai maine barsha se ab baat nahinikaroonga plz ab to rona band karo plz .

Swati RB ke tarf dekh ti hai aur bolti hai
Swati – pehele jaake ye kapde pehenke aao

RB –swati par ye toh ladkiyon wale kapde haine maine kaise peh sakta hoon .

Swati –yanah pe koi tumhe modeling ya award nahini dega chup chap pehn lo thik hai .koi bhi nahini hai yanha tumhe dekh ke kuch bolne ko aur waise bhi gile kapde se tabiyat kharab hoti hai aur tum 6 ghante se gile kapde maine ho .pata nahini ham kab tak yanah phase rahnege ….to jaake ye kapde pehen ke aao …

Swati RB ko pane bag maine se kapde nikal ke deti hai …aur RB chup chap bahar mandir ke tarf nikal jaat hai pehn ne ke liya …

RB jab kapde pehen kea at hai ek baar to swati ki hassi hi nikal jaati hai .RB swati ka ek black & red ki kurti aur sorts pehna hua tha .swati ye dekh kar jor se seeti bajane lagti hai ..

RB- maine isliye nahini pehn rah tha

Swati-aare wah kya mast lag rahi ho

RB-plz band karo barna maine chnge kar loonga .

Swati ok baba ok .aur phir se hasne lag jaati hai .

RB chup chap aake beth jaat hai wo shorts bohat hi tight ho rah tha RB ko to wo thik se beth bhi nahini paa rah tha .RB utta hai aur apne kapde laake aag ke thodi dur sukhne ke liye rakh deta hai .

Ab swati uth ti hai aur RB jis ghaass ke ghatli banke uske upar soya tha usse khich ke apne side aag ke pass le aati hai aur apne wale ghaash ke gatli main ejaake let jaati hai . RB bhikuch der baad aake apne ghas ke bed pe let jaata hai ….

Ab dono waise hi kafi time lete rhte haine koi bhi kuch bhi nahini bol raha tha bas saamne aag ke taraf dekh rahe the..

Swati-naraj ho mujhse??

RB - nahini

Swati-sorry mujhe tum pe nahini chilana tha

RB -sorry mujhe bhi tum pe nahini chilana tha..

Swati - aur RB barish agar kal bhi band na hua to ham kya karenge hamara khana bhi khatam ho jayega...

RB- dekhte haine kya hota hai..

Swati - bhagwaan se prathana karo sab thik ho jayega....

RB- ha ha ha bhagwan agar thik karna hota to shayad wo hamein aise yanha pe pehle fasate hi nahini..

Swati -ab bhagwaan se kya problem hai tumhe

RB- bhagwaan nafrat hai mujhe unse..

Swati - kya maine kam thi kya ab bhagwaan bhi tumhare nafrat wale list mai ne aagayee..

RB-nahini wo list main sirf bhagwaan hai tum nahini ho.

Swati- to phir main kon si list main hoon.

RB- hai ek list par uska title abhi decide nahini hua..

Swati- acha ji

RB- haa ji

Swati- kanhi wo list murder wali list to nahini..

RB- ha ha ah ha kya pata ho sakta hai..

Swati - RB tumare ghar main kon kon hai.

RB- maine mere mummy papa aur chota bhai..

Swati-ohh

RB- aare maine ye soch raha hun barsha wagera kitna pareshan ho rahe honge..

Swati- badi fikar ho rahi hai barsha ki?????

RB - aare itna to hoga na aakhir meri dost hai..

Swati - haan uss baat se yaad aaya tum mere se dosti karoge.

RB- par to ham to dost hai na

Swati - wo wala nahini jo tum apne hisab se bana rakhe ho jaise normal peoples dost hote hai ne wo wala..

RB-haan par sirf aaj ke liye..

Swati -kyaa matlab

RB - jab tak ham hain ham friend hai par yanha se bahar jaate hai jaise ham the waise hi ho jayenge..

Swati- aakhir reason to bata do mere se kya galti hui hai..

RB- kuch nahini

Swati-dekho tumhe meri kasam sach batana...

RB- thik hai par yanha se jane ke baad tum na iss baare maine baat karogi na hi hamara baat hoga jaisa ham life jee rahe the waise hi life aage badhegi..
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rochak update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

kadkti update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 27
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Aare maine phir se ussi topic pe kyun sochne lag gaya hun .nahini maine yanha se jaan eke baad kabhi bhi swati ke aaspass bhi nahini aaunga uss se kab bhi baat bhi nahin karoonga .par kyun baar mera dil isi baat pe ghoom ke aajata hai .)
Phir RB apne dil maine kuch faisla karta hai aur ussi faisle ke bare maine sochne lagat hai par abhi bhi uski najar samne soyee hui pari se bhi sundar chehere pe tha .
Ab Aage
RB aisa hi swati ki chehere ki taraf dekh ke soch rah tha .usse dhyan nahini raha kab swati bhi isi bich uth gayee hai .swati jab RB ko apne taraf aise ghoorta dekhta hai to pehle to wo sharma jati hai phir uske face pe ek muskurahat khil jaati hai jaise koi barson ki chahat ki wajha mil gayee ho .

Swati- oye mr aise kyaa dekh rahe ho.itni bhi khoob soorat nahini hoon.

RB- main, mai main maine na to maine kanha dekh raha tha .maine toh bahar aasmaan ko dekh raha tha.

Swati- to kaise laga .

RB-kya

Swati- jo tum dekh rahe the ………..asmaan?

RB- bohat hi sundar ,bilkool lajwaab.

Swati- lag toh nahini rah tum aasmaan ki baat kar rahe ho .

RB- han han maine toh

Swati- bas bas bahane rehne do mujhe pata hai kya dekh rahe the .

RB uske beth jaata hai aur swati bhi uthke beth jaati hai . RB uthke bahar chala jaata hai aur raat ko jo bottle main barish ke pani bhare hue the uss se munh dhota hai aur wapas andar aata hai .swati RB ko dekhti hai aur hasne lagti hai . RB achanak swati ke hasne se chonk jaata hai .

RB- hash kyun rahe ho tum ?

Swati- kuch nahini bus yun hi .

Tabhi swati apna phone nikalti hai aur RB ke photo click karne lag jaati hai .tab RB apne body ko dekhta hai toh usse raat ka kaarnaama yaad aajata hai . wo abhi bhi swati ki kurti aur shorts pehna hua tha

Swati-aare wah kya lag rahi ho .

RB- swati plz delete karo .plz

Swati- wo kyun bhala .

RB-aare plz delete kar do na aare tumne hi toh kal bola tha ki ye pehen lo ab tum hi majak bana rahi ho .

Swati- thik hai maine kisikio nahini dikhaungi par ye pic apne paas hi rakhungi delet nahini karoongi .

RB- swati plz delete kardo .

Swati- delete kar sakte ho toh kar lo .

RB bhag ke swati ke pass jata hai aur mobile chin ne lagta hai aur swati mobile ko hath maine pakdke beth jaati hai aur RB swati piche se pakad leta hai aur mobile chudane lagta hai .isi chheena jhapti ke doran RB ka hath do teen baar swati ki breast pe chala jata hai .

Tabhi shayad RB ko ehsaas hota hi ki wo kya kar rah hai to jhat se swati se door ho jaata hai.swati RB ke taraf dekhti hai ki achanak kya hua .tabhi RB wapas jaake apni jagha pe beth jaat hai abhi sooraj chad aaya tha aur barish bhi khatam ho gayee thi ..

Tabhi RB ka phone bajne lagta ha RB dekhta hi ki barsha ki phone aaraha hai .

RB-hlw

Barsha- hlw RB kanha pe ruke tum .

RB- hum pahad ke upar wale mandir maine hi ruke hue hain.

Barsha- RB suno , pahadi ke upar ke side barish kam ho gyee hai par nadi maine abhi bhi pani bhara hua hai to tum log pool se toh nahini aasakte tum log pahad ke upar se ghoom ke chale aao.ek baar niche ki road khul jaye ham log bhi tumhe lane ussi taraf jaa rahe haine ..wo kal raat ko land slide maine niche wala rasta band ho gaya hai khul jaye toh ……..

RB- hlw hlw shit yaar phir se net work chala gaya.

RB ab swati ko iss bare maine batana chahat tha par kuch time pehle ki harqat ke karan wo chup hi raha aur swati bhi RB ke taraf dekh to rahi thi par ab wo bhi chup thi .ek ajib si khamoshi ne wanha pe jamawada basa liya tha .

RB chup chap apne kapde jo ki ab jada tar sukh chuke the usse leke bahar chala jaata hai aur apne kapde change kar leta hai aur jo kapde wo pehna hua tha swati ka wo wapas le aata hai .jab wo andar aata hai to tab tak swati bhi kapde change kar chuki thi .RB anadar aake kuch der khada rehta hai aur phir chup chap apna bag maine sara saman dalna lag jata hai .aur sab kuch saman samet ke wo kuch der swati ke taraf dekhta hai aur phir bahar ke taraf jaane lagta hai .swati abhi bhi wanhi khadi hui ,kya chal rah hai wo samjahne ki kosisi kar rahi thi . RB kuch door chalta hai jab usse mehsoos karta hai ki swati nahini aa rahi hai to wo khada hoke pich eki taraf dekhta hai .swati jab RB ko khade dekhti hai to chup chap uske piche chalne lagti hai .

Ab dono chup chap chale jaa rahe the wohi kal wale raste pe janha se ye log iss mandir side aaye the ab pahad ke upar ke taraf jana tha to ye log dhire dhire chal rahe the .ek ajib si shannata ban hua tha swati ye samajh nahini paa rahithi ki achanak RB ko aisa kya hua aur RB ye nahini samjh paa rah tha ki swati se kaise baat kare .bohat koshis karne ke baad RB faisla karleta hai ki usse baat kari chahiye .

RB- swati I’m really sorry .

Swati ab bhi chale jaa rahi thi usse to RB ka ruk jaana bhi pata na chala .

RB- swati..???

Swati- han kya hua bulaya mujhe .

RB- swati I’m reall sorry yaar wo maine jaan bujh ke nahini kiya .

Swati – aare par kya nahini kiya wo toh batao tum achanak aise weird behave kar rah eho .dekhio agar photo ke liye ye sab hai to im sorry yaar maine abhi delete kar deti hun .

RB- nahini wo …wo…

Swati- haan wo se aage badhoge

RB- wo maine tumhe jab pakda hua tha to mera hath galti se tumhare sine maine lag gay aim really sorry .

Swati- nahini nahini kya sorry aise maafi nahini chalega.

RB- swati maine jaan bujh ke nahini kiya tha I’m really sorry .tu jov saj do gi mujhe manjoor hai par maine jaan bujh ke nahini kiya tha .

Swati -haan saja toh nahini par tumhe uske badle mujhe ek promish karna padega .

RB- kaisa promish ??

Swati-aare jaan nahini mang rahi hun bas tumhe mujh se friendship karna hoga .aur haan pakka wala .

RB- kya ?

Swati –aur nahini to kya tumhe pehel batana tha maine na jaane kya soch rahi thi ki achanak tumhe kya hogaya kis wajha se naraj ho gaye shayad .

RB – ohh.

Swati- acha ab toh ham friend hai na abhi bhi tumhara purana wala mode on hai .

RB- nahini nahini ham dost hai .

Swati- Acha aaj pehle din hi dost ki jaan loge kya itna chala rahe ho chalo kanhi beth te haine …

RB- wo dekho wo saamne ek ped hai usike niche beth te hain phir aage chalenge .

Ab dono jaake us ped ke niche bath jaate hai .

Swati- badi pyaas lag rahi hai yaar .

RB usse pani ka bottle nikal ke deta hai .

Swati- ye wo kal wala pani nahini hai na

RB- nahini yaar pata nahini wo pani maine kya tha shayad alchol milaya hoga unlogon ne ye toh kal raat ki bearish ka pani hai .

Swati- nahini dekho tumhare bharoshe pi rahi hun agar kuch hua na tum jimmedaar hoge

RB- haan han pilo kuch nashila hua toh phir se kud ke Bandar ke tarah mere sine maine beth jaana .

Swati- sach bataun bilkool bhi hasi nahini aayee.

RB- haan to maine bhi kanha joke sunaya tha

Swati- ha ha ha ha ha kuch aur bahan bano kyun ki popat ban gay hai already .

RB- hey bhagwaan tumhare inn baton se toh acha maine kal uss badh maine doob ke mar jaata .

Swati – ha ha ha itne jaldi mere se pich nahini chootne wala tumhara main tair ke tumhe bacha lati pani se .

RB- ha ha ha ha tairna toh chodo tum badh k apani dekhte hi bhag ke pahad ke upar chale jaate .

Swati- RB agar maine panimaine phas jaati toh tum kya bachane aate ??

RB- nahini .
swati- Aur wokyun bhala
RB- kyun ki ........
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dhanshu update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 28
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RB- ha ha ha ha tairna toh chodo tum badh k apani dekhte hi bhag ke pahad ke upar chale jaate .

Swati- RB agar maine panimaine phas jaati toh tum kya bachane aate ??

RB- nahini .
swati- Aur wo kyun bhala
RB- kyun ki ........
Ab Aage

Swati- Aur wo kyun bhala
RB- kyun ki ........mujhe tairan nahini aaata

Swati- kya tum itna bhi nahini kar sakte kamse kam jhoot hi bol dete ki haan jaunga dil todna koi tumse sikhe .

RB- aare ismaine dil todana ka kya baat aaya jab maine tairna nahini jaanta to tumhe kaise bachata .

Swati- chodo jane do .meri hi naseeb hi bhagbaan aisa likha hai .

RB- matlab aare tum phir se kyun sad face bana rahi ho .aare ab aankhon maine aansoo kis liye phir .

Swati- kooch nahini

RB- acha baba maine tumhe bachata jaake rashi daalke kuch bhi karke thik hai yehi sun na chahati thi na tum chalo maine yanha se jaake swimming sikhoonga aur agar tum kabhi pani maine phas gayee doobte hue mujhe miscall maar dena maine tumhe bachane aajaunga ..thik hai ??

Swati –haan yeh kaha na tum ne sahi baat ….ek minute doobte hue miscall ….tum mera majak uda rahe ho ruko tumhe batati hoon abhi .

RB wanha se uthke aage ke taraf bhag ne lagta hai aur swati bhi uske piche bhagne lag jaati hai.aise hi hasi majak kar karke dono pahad ke upar tak ponhach jaate hain. Aaj bohat din baad RB dil khol ke hash raha tha .shayd a hasi uss ki jindegi ka sabse sachha aur shayd sabse keemti khushnuma palon maine se ek tha .

wo shayd isliye ki shayad ab RB ke dil maine wo thoughts nahini the jo wo Nihar bhaiya ke chakar maien dil maine ghol betha tha .

Tabhi saamne se teacher local guide aur vikcy barsha aate hue inhe dikhte hai .toh ye log unke pass ponhach jaate haine .swati barsha ke aur RB ,Vicky ke gale lag jate haine .kuch der teacher apni pravchan sunate haine .phir sab chalne lag jate haine .ab RB aur Vicky ek sath chal rahe the aur unse thoda aage teacher ke sath sath barsha aur swati chal rahethe .

Barsah- kya baat hai jaan sab iss tarha ke jagha se bachaye jaane pe khus hoti hian par tu sad ho rahi hai .

Swati- chod tu nahini samjhegi .

Barsha- itni choti bachi nahini hun ki itna bhi na samjh sakun .

Swati – tu kya maine khud bhi nahini samjh paa rahi hu ..

Wanhi doosre aur

RB- bhai tu sach batan tu pani ke bottle main kya milaya tha .

Vicky- kyun kya hua wo alchol milay hua tha

RB- par haan toh wo toh tune bus maine milaya tha

Vikcy- nahin wo toh ham logo ne pi liya tha ye kal sooraj ne dala hua tha mere bag maine

RB- par mujhe ye samjh nahini aa rahi hai ki teri bag mere pass kaise aaye chal ek chiz toh acha hua tera bag maine khana tha to hamara gujara ho gaya .

Vicky –chal beta phir pair chu ke aashribaad le le .

RB- hatt jaa be aur jo ganja rakha tha uska , uske liye to tujhe 4 -5 latein panda chaiye .

Vicky – oye tune usse phek toh nahini diya ya phir pani maine gila kar diya hai

RB- aabe saale tere ko dost se jada ganja ki padi hai tu kab se itna ganjedi ho gaya be .

Vicky- aabe maine nahini pita tha wo to kabhi kabhi ye to sooraj hamesh pita hai toh uske sath pii leta hun aur ye ganja uska tha wo mangega mujh se ab dimag faltu ke dimag kharab karega .

RB-tu na uss se distance kar le bhai nahini toh kabhi pitega dipika se .

Vikcy- to wo ganja phek diay .

RB- nahin be pi liya

Vikcy- kya ,,,,,,tu kab se pine laga mujhe gyan diya karta th aki dimag kharab hota hai dhuan se wagera wagera

RB- aare wo swati ne force kiya toh pi liya .

Vicky- to swati ne bhi piya .

RB- han

Vicky –aare maan na padega bandi ko

RB- aare wo sab na uss alchol wale pani ke chakar maine hua

Vicky-wo sab chod kya kuch hua kal bat .

Phir RB usse shorct cut maine sab bata deta hai sab kuch jada tar batein chupa leta hai ..aise hi wo log camp maine ponhach jate haine .aaj tesra din tha jo aise hi kharab ho gaya .to 4th din jitna ho sake utna enjoy karte haine ye log puri din bhar jab bhi swati aur RB ek dusre ke samne aate the bas ek doosre ko dekh ke smile pass kar dete the .

To agle din sab wapas collge ko wapas aagaye .par shayad ye picnic kuchbohat hi jada impact krne wala tha kuch logon ke jindegi pe .

AB college life aise hi chal rah tha .par shayd kuch ab badal chukka tha class maine RB aur swati ka eye contact badh gaya tha jab bhi swati RB se milti thi wo smile kar deti thi par RB khud confusion tha ki wo iss situation maine kaise reaction kare uska dil ka ek part to chaha raha tha ki ye job hi ho rah hai bohat hi acha ho rah hai

wo bhi swati ke sath uss flow maine beh jaana chata tha par uske dil ke doosre hisse usse mana kar rah tha ki ye wo rasta hai jispe ek baar agar tu chala gaya to tu kab wapas aa nahini sakta .

Isi bich ek baat achi hi thi ki tour se aane ke baad dipika ne Vicky ko haan keh diya tha to ab dono premi apnea lag hi duniya maine ghoom rah ethe unhe ab na collge se matlab tha nahi doston se .

Ek din aise hi RB collge garden maine betha hua bore ha raha tha . tabhi wo sochta hai ki kyun na fb pe kuch time bitaya jaye .to fb khol ke check karne lag jaata hai .wo dekhta hai ki ek id se usse multiple msgs aaaye haine

RB pehle sochta hai ki jaane do phir kuch soch ke wo uss msg ko padhne lag jaata hai .pure 300+ msgs the sare msg s maine kanhi usse mafi manag gayatha kanhi uspe narajgi that oh kanhi usse wish ka msg aayatha .

RB- hi.

RB msg bhej deta hai kuch hi minute hue honge ki RB ko replay aajata hai .

RB- hlw tum itne sare msg kyun kar rahi ho.aur ye sorry sorry kyun laga rakha hai .

Uss side – aare kya hua tum ab bhi naraj ho mujh se

RB- aare maine naraj nahini hun par tumhe tumhara asli identity deni hogi aur sab kuch sach batana hoga .

Uss side –dekho maine tumhe mera naam to thik bataya tha bas baki sab jhut bola tha .

RB- nahini pura identity do aur aisa kyun kar raheho batao .

Uss side- mera naam rinky hai aur maine Pawan nagar ke rehni wali (jo ki inki pass wali town hai lag bahg 80 km door)

RB- aare tum agar Pawan nagar ki ho toh mere ko kaise jaanti ho .

Rinky- aare baba mere baat to suno na pehle .

RB –acha batao .

Rinky- baat uss time ki hai jab tum college admission karne aaye the maine bhi uss time tumahare town aayi hui thi kyun maine bhi tunhare collge maine admission ke liye form dala hua tha
Par mere wanha pe hua nahini par ek faida ho gaya ki maine wanha pe tumhe dekh liya .pata nahini tum me asia kyat ha ki uss time se tum pe attract hone lag gayee thi .
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Sorry Friends Maine Dono Updates Maine 18 No Daal Diya Tha .To Seriel No Galat ho Gaya Tha Maine Edit Kar Diya Hai . Thanks Biswajit Bhai For Pointing Out My Mistake .

jakash update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 29
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RB –acha batao .

Rinky- baat uss time ki hai jab tum college admission karne aaye the maine bhi uss time tumahare town aayi hui thi kyun maine bhi tumhare collge maine admission ke liye form dali hui thi
Par mere wanha pe hua nahini par ek faida ho gaya ki maine wanha pe tumhe dekh liya .pata nahini tum me aisa kya tha ki uss time se tum pe attract hone lag gayee thi .
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Rinky- baat uss time ki hai jab tum college admission karne aaye the maine bhi uss time tumahare town aayi hui thi kyun maine bhi tumhare collge maine admission ke liye form dali hui thi par mere wanha pe hua nahini

par ek faida ho gaya ki maine wanha pe tumhe dekh liya .pata nahini tum me aisa kya tha ki uss time se tum pe attract hone lag gayee thi .

Ab maine toh yanha chali aayee par dil hamesha se tum se se milne ko karta tha .to aise hi meri ek dost jo tumahri college maine hai usne mujhe bataya ki tumahara admission ussi collge maine hogaya hai aur wo dhire dhire sare khabar tumare bare maine deni lagi.

jab tumahre colleg maine feshers party thi tab maine bhi wanha ponhach gayee thi tum se milne par tum pehele competition maine busy ho gaye toh maine socha ki final round ke over hone ke baad tum se milungi

par tum achanak apna naam withdraw kar diya aur gayab ho gaye maine tumhe pura auditorium dhoondi har ek jagha dhoondi par tumhe kanhi nahini payee to maine phir waaps Pawan nagar aa gayee

Phir ek din mujhe meri dost ne tumahare fb id ke bare maine bataya aur tumahare bare maine aur tumahare fns ke bare maine sare baat bataya tab maine tumhe fb par msg kiya

RB toh bas msg ko padhe jaa rah tha aur ye sab apne dimag maine pachane ki kosisi kar raha tha .

Rinky- RB mujhe nahini pata tum mujhe pasand karoge ya nahini par maine tumhe bohat pyaar karti hun .

RB -dekho, par maine tumse pyar nahini karta .

Rinky—haan to aur kissi se pyar karte ho ??

RB- filhaal kisi se nahini na hi karoonga .

Rinky- itna bharosa khud pe

RB- haan

Rinki- aare aage dekhte jao aale 7 din maine khud mujhe I love you bologe .

RB dekho agar tumne ek aur baar bhi aise baat kiya ya phir ye pyar waal topic uthaya to maine tumse kabhi bhi msg ka replay nahini karoonga .

Rinki- nahini nahini plz aisa mat karna .tum nahin jaante aaj tumse baat karke dil ko kitna sukoon milta hai .

Plz muje gaali hi dediya karo roz ,par mere se baat karo .

RB ko uski iss tarha baat karne pe bohat kharab lagta hai .

RB- aare suno hum as a friend baat kar sakte haine par issse jada kuch nahini thik hai .tum jab bhi chaho mujh se baat kar sakte ho .

Aur phir uski msg ka wait karta hai RB ko lagta hai ki shayd wo uski dil dukha diya hai .usse bhi thoda kharab lagta hai .tabhi wanha pe barsha aajati hai .

Barsha- kya baat hai sir kanha khoye hue ho jo ki mere aaneki bhanak bhi na lagi .

RB- aare kanhi nahini aise kuch soch raha tha tu toh kuch bol hi maat aaj kitne din baad mere se baat kar rahi hai .

Barsha- ek thapad maroongi na pura sar ghoom jayega mere ko ulta data raha hai tu toh khud kaha khoya rehta hai din bhar uss swati ke sath nain mataka karta rehta hai aur raat ko phone karne pe v nahini uthata hai .

RB – maine kaha nain matak karta hun .

Barsha- haan par wo to karti hai .na pata nahini jab se tum dono uss pahad se aaye ho dono hi badal gaye ho

RB- aisa kuch nahini hai .

Barsha- tune bhi mujhe kuch nahini bataya aaj tak ki wanha pe kya hua

RB- aare jaane dena .

Barsha- bolega ya abhi lagaun do thapad .

RB- aare meri maa ruk batata hun

Phir usse uss din ki sare baat bata deta hai .

Barsha- OMG tum logo ne alchol piya uar ganja bhi pi liya .ha ha ha haha hahahaha
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RB- aare hum main kya pata tha ki pani maine alchol mila hua tha

Barsha – acha baba abb mujhe samajh aa gaya wo madam mere pe baat baat pe itna gussa kyun karti thi .maine najane kya kya soch rahi thi ki ye swati haesha mere pe itna bhadki kyun reht hai par ye toh pyar da mamala nikala .

RB- kay pyaar pagal hai kya maine nahini pyar karta

Barsha- ha ha ha pehele toh mujhe sirf tere pe doubt tha ki tu usse like karta hai par ab toh lagta hai ki aag dono taraf lagi hui hai aur abhi tu jis tarah se chonka wo bhi chikh chikh ke iss baat ki gawahi deta hai .

RB- aare yaar par maine uss se pyar nahini karta maine kisi se bhi pyaar nahini karta .

Barsha- tension na le tu nahini karta hai thik time aane pe tujhe iska answer khud ba khud mil jayega .(barsha ko laga shayd RB iss baat ko leke jada hi serious ho gaya hai toh ussne thoda mood ko lite karne ke bare main socha )

Barsha- waise ek baat toh hai

RB- kyaa

Barsha- kurti aur shorts maine tu bohat hi khubsoort lagegi ha ha ha ha ha

RB- teri tange tod dunga moti ek baar or khichayee ki toh

Barsha- sun ye toh ho gayee majak ki baat ab ek serious baat sun

RB thoda serious hoke – haan bata

Barsha- aare wo pic dikhana na jis maine tu kurti pehne jalwa dikha raha tha sorry dikha rahi thi .

RB- tu to aaj gayee

Barsha- wo dekh teri heroine aarahi hai maine usse photo le loongi tu beth ke baat kar bye

Barsha bhag jaati hai . RB dekhta hai ki swati usi aur aa rahi thi use ek baar toh lagata hai ki wo yanah se uthke chale jayee jis se usse swati se rubaroo hona nahini padega .

jaisa ki wo kuch din se kar rah tha par aaj swati ke taraf dekhne bhar se maano uske pura badan jam sa gaya

aaj swati black dress maine bohat hi khoobsooratt lag rahi thi mano jaise koi pari aasmaan se jameen maine utar ayee ho . RB chah kar bhi wanha se uth ke na ja paya .

Swati aake RB ke pass hi ghas maine beth jati hai .ab bhi uski chehere pe ek pyari smile thi jisse RB eka taq dekh raha tha mano uss maine kho sa gaya ho .

Swati- hlw sir sapne se bahar aaoge ..

RB- han han han kya hua

Swati- kuch hua to nahini par jaise harkat kar rahe ho shayad kuch ho hi na jaye .

RB- kya

Swati kuch nahini .

Ab dono ke bich ek kahmoshi cha jaati hai .aaj pehli baar RB barsha ke alawa kisi doosri ladki sath betha tha akele maine

wo bhi swati to RB ka heart bit itna tej chal raha tha ki khud RB ke kano ko sunai de rah tha .. har aate jaate student s jo bhi park side se cross karte the ek baar iss taraf mood kar dekh hi lete the .

Kyun ki yeh college garden ka wo hissa tha janha ya toh sirf couple bethe hote hain ya phir ladki ke intejaar karte dil phek aashiq...

Swati - yanha kya kar rahe ho

RB - kuch nahini aise hi betha tha.

Swati-kyun shayeri wagera likh rahe the kya yun hi bethe hue. like garden maine nature ke bich etc etc

Rb- ha ha bilkool bhi hasi nahini aayee

Swati- han hasi kaise aayegi hasi toh tab aayegi na jab ek ladka kurti pehen ke ghoom raha hoga..

Rb- aare tum phir tang khichne lag gayee

Swati-aare pata hai tum kitne cute lag rahe ho uss pic maine

Rb- han toh ek bada sa hording karke laga do agar itna cute hun to

Swati- aare wah kya idea diya tumne ab tumhare photo pura college maine lagaungi

Rb-kyun mere izzat nilam karne main tuli ho plz ab to delete kar do

Swati -han han baba kar doongi tension na lo par ab jis tarha halat ho rahe hain lagta hai mujhe iss pic ko sab ko sen kar dean hi behtar hoga

Rb- aur wo kis khushi main

Swati -kyun ki main tumhe bola tha ki tum barsha se baat nahini karna hai par tum to

Rb- aare to wo meri dost hai na par tum ne toh kaha tha na ki uss se baat kar sakta hunn

Swati- to uske sath yeh bhi kaha tha ki jitna uss se baat karoge utna hi mujhe se bhi karoge tum kar rahe ho... ???

Rb-aare maine to abhi tumse baat kar raha hun na

Swati-par uss se tum kitne pyar se has has ke baat kar rahe the

Rb- ab kya maine hamesha rota rahu

Swati-tum hamesha mere se aise hi baat karte ho tumhe agar maine itna hi napasand hun to bol do main phir kabhi tumhe shakal nahini dikhaungi

Rb-aare tum phir sad hO gayee maine aisa toh nahini bola kuch.

Swati-par dil maine to wohi hai na

Rb-aare ab maine tumhe kaise samjhau

Swati-agar tum mujhe nafrat nahini karte to ab tak mujhe kyun facebook pe block kar rakhe ho..

Rb-aare tumhe bataya tha na chalo kar dunga unblock

Swati-nahini abhi karo unblock

Rb-OK Meri maa abhi kar raha hun dekho

To RB apna fb kholta hai aur swati ko unblock karta hai... Tabhi usee rinky ki msg aata hai

Rinky -ok ham friend ki tarah reh sakte hai par tum kabhi mere se baat karna mat band karna barna maine mar jaungi...

RB -dekho tum phir se waise msg karne lagi maine tumhe pehele hi bata raha hun ki maine na kisi se pyar karta hun na karunga to umeed mat hi rakho aur

agar tum ye soch rahe ho ki tum kuch din mere se baat karne se mujhe tumse pyar ho jayega to tum galat ho aur han agar friend ke hisab se baat karoge to u are always welcome.

RB ye sab swati se chupa kar msg kar deta hai... Pata nahini wo aaj khud dar raha tha ki kanhi swati usse msg karte na dekh le.

Usse bhi ye baat pata na thi ki wo aisa kyu kar rah hai swati dekhe ya nahini iss se usse kuch farak nahini padna chahiye tha par usse farak pad raha hai... Ab RB yehi baat soch raha tha..

Swati-kya RB kis se chating kar rahe ho lag raha hai koi special hai

RB aare aisa kuch nahini hai bas ek dost hai ussi se baat kar raha tha... Aur tum batao kaise chal raha hai sab kuch

Swati- RB ham ek college maine ek class maine aur sirf kuch 200-300 mt dur hostel maine rehte hain tum to aise haal chal ke bare maine puch rahe ho jaise barshon baad mile ho

RB - aur kya baat karun samjh nahi ni aaya to yehi puch liya

Swati-tum bhi na ek no ki dufer hi rahoge..

RB- filhal chalo yanha se class chalte haine...

Wanhi doosre taraf RB ke rinki ko jo msg kiya tha

Mobile haath maine liye koi ladki bethe hui thi

Unknown ladki" RB RB RB kab tak bachoge tum tumne mere pyar ko mana kiya tha na ab dekho maine kya karti hun maine tumhe aur swati ko kabhi milne nahin doongi chahe mujhe kuch bhi karna pade kisi bhi had tak jana pade... Tumhe wapas aana hoga mere pass chahe kuch bhi ho jaye ya phir mujhe kuch bhi kyun nan karna pade "

(Dekh te hai ye anjani ladki kon hai aur ye rinki naam ki id jo swati ne banayee thi wo iske pass kanha se aaye)

Ab phir thoda college ke taraf ho aate hai

Jab RB aur swati garden se nikal rahe the to sath Maine hi chal rahe the swati aaj kuch jada hi close hoke chal rahi thi aur RB swati ko iss bare maine kuch bol ke hurt nahini kran chaha ta tha . tabhi RB apne pocket maine se ek mentos ki choklate nikal ta hai khane ke liye .

swati - manner nahini hai kya jo akele kha rahe ho poochna chaiye

RB - aare par meri maa ye ek hi bacha tha
swati - haan to do mujhe

RB - sorry
to Swati RB ke hath se usse chin nan chahati hai to uske palm ko pakad leti hai Ab tak wo gate tak aa chuke the ki tabhi Vicky unke saamne aajata hai .vicky jab dekhta hai to usse Swati aur RB garden ke anadr se hath maine hath dale aate hue dikhe ,

wo yeh dekh ke shock ho jata hai kuch der to wo RB ko dekhta hai phir mood ke wanha se nikal jaat hai . RB samajh jaat hai ki matter thoda garam ho gaya shayad jada deri na ho jaye

RB-swati tum class jao mujhe thoda kaam hai..

Swati -ok par baad meine call karna .

RB- Ok Maine baad maine call karoonga

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lovely update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 30
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wo yeh dekh ke shock ho jata hai kuch der to wo RB ko dekhta hai phir mood ke wanha se nikal jaat hai . RB samajh jaat hai ki matter thoda garam ho gaya shayad jada deri na ho jaye

RB-swati tum class jao mujhe thoda kaam hai..

Swati -ok par baad meine call karna .

RB- Ok Maine baad maine call karoonga
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Swati class ko chali jaati hai aur RB vicky ke piche.. Vicky college ke library building ke chat ke upar betha tha (ye ek do manjila imarat tha . par chat Maine jaane ka stairs bahar ke taraf tha . toh koi jada tar wanha nahini jaata , padhaku bache library ke andar to upar ka chat pura college ke liye as a safe place ho gaya tha Sare dusre kaam ke liye jo open Maine nahini kar sakte) RB Vicky ke piche piche wanha ponhach jaata hai..

RB- bhai kya hua tu aise chala aaya naraj hai kya mujh se

Vicky- mat bol bhai mujhe

Rb-aare aisa kya bol raha hai tu mera sacha bhai hai

Vicky - chalo Tujhe yaad aaya kam se kam ki maine tera bhai hun

RB- aare aisa kyun bol raha hai

Vicky- chal kya raha hai aur mujhe iss bare main kyun kuch nahini pata

RB- aare bhai aisa kuch nahini hai jo tu soch raha hai wo sirf wanha mere pass baat karne aaye thi

Vicky- Tu kab se ladkiyon se baat karne laga wo bhi phir swati se..

Rb- bhai maine barsha se baat kar raha tha uske baad wo aagayee wanha pe...

Vicky- ye pura baat hai par mujhe toh nahini lagta aisa agar wo wanha pe aagyee to Tu chala jata Tu kyun betha raha sach bata mujhe agar bhai samjh ta hai..

RB phir usse sab kuch batata hai tour wale hadse se leke aaj garden tak...

Vicky- matlab tere baat ke hisab se swati tere pe interest le rahi hai...

RB-mujhe kuch samjh nahini aata barsha bhi yehi bol rahi thi...

Vicky- thik hai maine dipika se ek baar confirm kar lunga iss baar maine par pehele Tu mujhe apne baare Maine bata tera kya khayal hai iss bare Maine aur sach batana barna maar maar ke pichwad lal kardoonga

Rb- dekh bhai tujhe to pata hai na ki mujhe pyar vyar ke chakar Maine nahini padna hai. Par wo swati hamesha.

Vicky - Maine tujhe kya bola sidha bol tu kya sochta hai iss baar baat ko golgol ghumayega na chat se niche phek doonga hamare bich batein kab chupane ka nobat aa gaya be

RB- kuch samjh nahini aaraha hai yaar kabhi dil kehta hai ki haan mujhe bhi swati ke bare Maine sochna chaiye aur shayad Maine bhi usse like karne laga hun phir dil se awaj aata hai ki mujhe koi pyar wagera maine nahini jaana khas karke swati ke sath... Aur upar se swati ka shayad boyfriend hai. Pehle

Vicky-tu kiski baat kar raha hai mujhe toh nahini lagta aisa kuch tujhe kyunaisa lagta hai

RB-aare Maine swati ke gale Maine "R" Ka locket dikha shayad mujhe lagta lagbhag waisa hi locket kisi ke pass dekha hun

Vicky- to tujhe lagta hai ki swati apne boyfriend ke naam ka locket daal rakha hai...

Rb- haan

Vicky- kitna bada wala chutiya hai be Tu matlab mujhe bat aaise faltu ans sirf tere hi dimag Maine hi aate hai ya kisi aur ke bhi dimag Maine bhi aate hai...

Aare wo locket uski koi best friend ne gift kiya hai aur to.aabe wo bata rahi thi ek din par tu hamre sath rahe tab jaan payega na sare baat .

aur upar se uski wo friend ek ladki... Han agar swati lesbian ho to phir teri darna banta hai ha ha ha ha ha ha

Rb- kya yaar

Vicky - par bhai ab bhi ek baat hai sooraj swati ko bohat pasand karta hai abhi se nahini par pehele din se..

Ab to wo Lucy ke sath relation Maine hai par uss din wo bata raha tha ki wo sirf aise hi relation Maine hai par wo swati ko patana chahta hai dekh iss baat Maine kuch dikkat ho sakta hai aage..

RB- haan to issmaine kya problem Maine thodi na swati ke sath relation Maine jane ka bol raha hu

Vicky - dekh maine pehele bata deta hun tu ek baar pehle soch le kyun ki shayad baad maine late na ho jaye... Dhyan rakhna meri baat Maine to tujh se pehele hi bol raha hun wo sapna sab uss Nihar bhai wale case ke chakar Maine tere faltu ki tension ka hi result hai..

Tu wo sab dimag se nikal de aur ek baar swati ke baare Maine soch ke dekh kyun ki achi ladki hai yaar wo , kanhi aisa na ho ki sooraj usse patale phir tujhe pyar umadna suru ho..

. Maine pehele hi bol raha hun agar swati ki sooraj ke sath jane ke baad tu agar roye bhi to bhi miane kuch nahini kar sakta hun kyun phir doston ke bich ladai hogi..

RB- chal chod uss bare Maine

Vicky-haan yaar bohat faltu ke tension dimag Maine kyun daalna.. Sun na aaj sath Maine chal gaon jaate hain waise bhi kal sunday hai... Sath Maine ghumte hue jayenge

RB- haan yaar bohat din hogaye ham sath Maine ghume hue aaj chalte hai. Aur nadi ke side se hote hue jayenge....

RB- filhal to chal yanha se chalte hain agar koi mujhe yanha pe tere sath dekh liya to mujhe gay samajhenge...

Vicky- samajhnege kya be Tu to gay already hai beta chal jhuk jaa.. yeh jo dialogue tune abhi sikha hai hum bachpan Maine bola karte the

RB- aare gurudev chaliye barna agar aapko gurumaa ne itne der class ke bahar paya na to phir mujhe mat dosh dena jo hoga uske liye..

Vicky-aare han dipika ke bare Maine toh bhul hi gaya use toh bataya hi nahini usne mujhe canteen Maine bulaya tha aaj to laag gayee beta.. Chal chalte hain..

Dono wanha se phir class ke taraf chele jaate hain aaj bohat din baad do dost sach maine khush the aur ye unki muskaan se saaf pata chal rah tha .ye dono dipika ke pass ponhach jatte haine .

Dipika- kanha the tum ab tak maine kab se tumahra intejaaar kar rahi hun .

RB- aare bhavi ji maine to pehele hi isse bol rah tha ki chal par nahini ye library maine ladkiyon ko dekh raha tha .

Dipika- kya …. Vicky tum a sab karne gaye the baat hi mat karna ab mere sath tum

Vikcy –kyun bhai bina petrol ke aag lag raha hai .

RB- aare bhai sorry sorry tune mana kiya tha na dipika ke sammne bolne ko bhul gaya maine sorry .

Dipika- Vicky

Vicky-aare bhai tu chahta kya hai bol na kyun laga rakha hai

RB uske kaan maine kehta hai chup chap jaake mere liye kuch khane ko laa barna aur phasaunga

Vicky –okk baba par isse ab tu hi samjahyega .

Yr bol ke wo wanha se chala gay counter se snacks wagera lane

RB- dipika actually .

Dipika- pata hai muujhe maine bhi thodi taang khichayee kar rahi thi waise bhi dar bana rehana chahiye .

RB- aare aisa kyun .

Dipika- tumhe kyun bataun ladkiyon ki strategy hai .

RB –acha

Dipika –usse bol dena ki maine jaa rahi hun

RB-aare meri maa agar tu chali gayee to wo mujhe maar dalega

Dipika- ye tih tum socho .

Dipika- ye bol ke has has ke chali gayee RB bechar apne sar ke baal noch liya

RB- le beta ab lag gaye ab wo shand aake bohat pele ga re baba kya karun .

Vicky- aabe dipika kanha gayee

RB- aare wo usse swati ka call aaya tha isiliye chali gayee.

Vicky- par kanhi wo mere pe gussa hoke toh nahini gayee na agar wo mere pe gussa hoke gayee na toh kasam se aaj kisike pichwada ka chabutara ban ba tay hai .

RB- aare tujhe agar yakeen nahini aata toh pooch le .

Vicky –acha to chal ham bhi chalet haine waise bhi aur koi class nahini hai abhi .

Tabhi swati unki taraf aati hui dikhayee deti hai . RB apne maan maine soch rah tha agar swati isse dipika ke bare maine bata diya to bhai mere to lag jayenge .

Swati- hii kya kar rahe ho .

RB- haan haaan thik thak, bye ham chalete hain .

Swati- kya tumhara phir se purana record chalu hogaya ..

Vicky- ruk ruk swati dipika ko tumne bulaya tha tumne par tum khud yanha pe .

Ye bol ke wo RB ke garden ko hath maine pakad diya .ye sab dekh ke swati ko bohat tej se hasi aa rahi thi RB Vicky se najar chupa ke swati ko aankh maar deta hai ki plz haan bol do .

Swati- aare haan usse bulayee thi wo barsha ko market jana tha na isiliye ..and haan waise bhi wo tumhe bula rahi hai

Vicky- ohh pehel kyun nahini bataya maine abhi jaata hun

Vicky phir wanha se chala jaat hai .

RB- thanks yaar bachane ke liye .

Swati –thanks apne pass hi rakho maine nahini jaanti ki tumne kya kiya hai par wo dipika ke pass gaya hai agar usse pata chal gaya to tum gaye .

RB- aare meri maaa subh subh bolo .

Swati- chalo jaan bachane ke badle kuch favouer chaiye .

RB kya –

Swati- kuch nahini bas physics ki notes .actually maine nahin banaye the aur dipika to aaj kal notes banati hi nahini hai wo toh bas Vicky ke sath phone pe lagi rehti hai same lucy ka b seen hai aur baki rahi barsha wo tum se hi legi to maine tum se hi le leti hun direct .

RB- shant maate shant itan lamba explanation nahini chaiye tum toh aise maang rahe ho jaise kidney lena hai ..

Swati- haan acha hota na naya wala iphone le leti .

RB- ha ha ha bohat hi ghatiya joke tha tumhe kidney bechne ke kya jarurat tumhare pass already naya wala hi model hai

aur wise bhi tumhare papa toh phone maangne pe apple ka store hi khol denge shayad yanhi pe .

Swati- haan par kisi doosre ki kidney bech ke lene maine jo maja hai wo kanha hi .

RB- acha acha ye lo .

Phir RB apne bag se physics ke notes nikal ke deta hai …

Swati-Kal class maine wapis kardoongi ok .

RB- kya,,,,, tumhe kitna copy karna hai kya ?? jo ek raat maine copy kar dogi mujhe last wala likhne ko 3 din laga aur tum ek din maine complete kardogi .

Swati- mr tum ab tak swati kya bala hai jana nahini hai jab jaan jaoge na danto takle ungliya daba doge .

RB – acha dekhte hai phir .ok maine ab chalta hun mujhe thoda kaam hai waise ..bye

Swati- bye (jao jao aakhir kar ghoom phir ke to yanhi aana hai)

Wanhi doosre taraf Vicky jab dipika ke pass ponhacha to bichare ko bohat papad belne pade dipika ko manane ke liye .

but finally wo usse mana liya aur thodi der market ghoomne ke baad wo dono love bird bhi apne apne hostel ko nikal gaye .
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rashpadr update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 31
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RB – acha dekhte hai phir .ok maine ab chalta hun mujhe thoda kaam hai waise ..bye

Swati- bye (jao jao aakhir kar ghoom phir ke to yanhi aana hai)

Wanhi doosre taraf Vicky jab dipika ke pass ponhacha to bichare ko bohat papad belne pade dipika ko manane ke liye .

but finally wo usse mana liya aur thodi der market ghoomne ke baad wo dono love bird bhi apne apne hostel ko nikal gaye .
Ab Aage
Ussi raat hostel maine .

Dipika ur swati beth ke baat kar rahe the ki tabhi lucy wanha aati hai .

Lucy- hii .

Dipika- aare aare dekho kon aaye hai madam aaj hostel ka tour kaise hua ..

Lucy- kyun yaar

Swati aur nahini to kya kyun hamri pyari lucy ko ched rahi ho .

Dipika –haan pyari toh bohat hai dekhna ab bhi kitna pyar lootake aarahi hai .

Lucy-matlab ??

Dipika- kam sekam lipstioc aur kapde to thik kar leti

Tab lucy ke dhyan apne kapde pe jaati hai jo ki jagha jagha silbate pad gayee thi aur lipstic bhi kharab ho gayee thi all thanks to sooraj bhaiya kyun ki abhi dono park main se romance karke aa rahe the .

Lucy bhag ke wash room maine ghus jaati hai .

Swati- iss ladki bhi na thodi bhi dhyan nahini rakhti pagal ho gayee hai total uske pyar maien .

Di[ika- haan ye toh tune sahi bola .

Barsha jo ki tabhi wanha pe aaati hai

Barsha- tut oh kuch bol hi mat dip utu khud konsi kam hai tub hi to ghoom rahi thin a thodi der pehel market maine Vicky ke sath .

Swati- haan to kya hua tub hi to thi nan sath maine

Barsha- haan haan kyun nahini maine campus ke bahar khadi hoke iski intejaar kar rahi hoon ki ye kab ready hoke aayegi par madam toh pehele se hi Vicky sath gayab maine wait kar kar ke phir suman ke sath chali gayee par market maine dekh rah hun to inka lovy doby chal rah hai .

Dipika- haan to tu kyun najar ghadaye bethi hai mere pyar pe tu …aare wo itna masoomiyat se bolrah tha ki maine mana nahini kar payee kitna cute lag rah tha wo uss waqt

Swati- aare baap re maine sirf lucy ka soch rahi thi par ye bhi gayee puri puri pyar maine pagal .

Barsha- matlab swati sirf tu aur maine hi baki reh gayee inse door hi rehna barna shayad ye bimari ham ko bhi lag jayegi .

Aise hi thodi der masti majak chalta hai doston ke bich phir sab dinner karne chale jaate hain..

Barsha - swati tere pass RB ka physics note hai

Swati-han tujhe chahiye kya

Barsha- haan ek chota part baki hai

Swati-thik hai tu abhi lele 1 ghante main de dena mujhe likhna hai

Barsha-ok

Phir barsha wapis chali jati hai sone

Ab swati aur dipika bethe hue the..

Dipika- ye kya chal raha hai

Swati- kya

Dipika-Oye maine barsha nahini hun toh sach sach bata teri toh notes complete hai maine khud teri notes se copy karti hun tujhe kyun notes kisi jaroorat padi..

Swati- ohh ohh

Dipika- ab batayegi bhi

Swati- aare wo idiot mujhe se baat hi nahini karta to uss se baat karne ka permanent solution jab bhi baat karna ho notes ke bahane baat kar loongi..

Dipika- kya kya kya chal raha hai.. Mujhe kuch samjh nahini aa raha hai

Matlab ye sab kuch tu ka nhi RB ko like to nahini karne lagi hai..

Swati- pata nahini yaar par haan ek ajeeb sa feeling hai bata nahini sakti..

Dipika-aare waah meri pyari ko bhi ab pyar ka bukhar lag jayega

Swati- haan par wo gadha kanha se samjh ta hai..

Dipika- par tu fb pe baat kar to rahi thi fb maine aur call to Tu kabhi bhi kar sakti hai phir ye kya ghatiya chakar hai..

Swati- haan par ye nahi mera phone uthata hai aur fb maine to aaj uss se jabardasti force karake unblock karaya hai

Dipika-aur rinki wala plan uska kya hua

Swati-pata nahini yaar wo id mere se acess hi nahini ho rahi hai aur jis number pe maine wo id kholi thi wo second sim bhi missing hai uss din vicky ke sath baat karne ke baad maine apne drawer maine rakh diya tha .

Dipiaka- to tu usse propose kar le

Swati – tu toh bol hi mat bechara Vicky ko ktna tadpaya tune uske saamne se propose karne ke baad.. Aur mujhe gyan de rahi hi ki main saamne se usse propose karun... Kam se kam propose to usse karna chahiye na

Dipika- Tu bole toh maine baat karun uss se..

Swati- nahini yaar abhi nahini kuch din rook jaa aur friends maine kisi ko pata nahini hona chahiye .thik hai mat batan unhe .

Dipika- aare vicky aur barsha help kar sakte hain.

Swati - nahini dekhte hain kya hota hai aage...

Dipika- waise toh RB ko dekh ke lagta nahini hai ki wo kisi doosre ladki ke taraf dekhta hoga par meri baat maan le pehle hi usse propose karle pata nahini wo kisi aur ka ho jaye ..

Swati- tu tension naa le wo kisi ka nahini hoga wo sirf mera hai

Dipika- aare waah itna bharosha .haan waise bhi wo pagal thodi na haiki hamari swati ko naa kare ga

Swati- wo baat toh hai

Dipika – phir bhi tu ek baar soch le kyun ki Vicky bol raha thaw o aaj kal kisi se phone maine chipka rehta hai

Swati- dekh lenge jaayega kanah wo aakhir kaar wo sirf mera hai aur aur mera hi rahega

Dipika- haan chal , tension na le ab so jaate hain kal waise bhi Sunday hai aur mujhe shopping karni hai toh waise bhi jada bhag doud hona hai

Swati- haan tu thik keh rahi hai

Uske baad dono sone chale jaate haii . Dipika toh so gayee par swati abhi bhi Dipika ki baton ko soch rahi thi .

Wanhi doosre aur

Aaj sham ko bohat ghum phir ke dono dost apne ghar ponhach gaye the . aaj raat ko Vicky ne RB ko apne sath apne ghar le gaya tha raat ke khane ke baad dono dost beth ke game khel rahe the tabhi dipika ka phone aata hai

Dipika- hlw jaan kya kar rahe ho aaj phone nahini kiya abhi tak .

RB- kya jaan yanha koi jaan nahini hai ye Vicky ka phone hai .aap kon bol rahe ho .

Dipika- kkkoooooooooonnn n .ji Vicky se baat karna tha maine uski dost bol rahi hun .

RB- haan to phir ye pehele jaan kisse bula rahi thi yehi sanskaar hai tumhare .apne pitaji ka number dena pehel toh tum tumhara naam batao .aur iss Vicky ko toh maine baad maine dekhta hun padhai karne jaata hai yay eh sab karne .

Dipika- sorry uncle

RB- sorry wagera kuch nahini wo tumhare papa se milke pata chalega .

Dipika- sorry uncle mera naam dipika hai

RB – acha toh dipika apne pitaji kaa naam batao aur tumhara ghar kanaha pe hai ?/

Dipika – ji unka naam Raghuveer singh hai aur hamar ghar Rasamnagar maine hai .

RB – aare tum wo Raghuveer ke beti ho tumahre pita bank maine manager hai na .

Dipika- haan uncle .(dipika ab puri dar chuki thi kyun ke uncle toh uske pita ko jaan te hai )

RB- thk hai ,kal Sunday hai na maine aata hun tumhare ghar tumhare pita ji ko bata dena unse iss bare maine baat karna hai .

Dipika- sorry uncle plz maaf kardijiye aage se aisi galti nahini hogi .

RB- haan wo toh kal pata chaleg ki aage se aisi galti hogi ya nahini

Dipika- sorry uncle aaj ke baad maine Vicky se baat nahini karoongi plz uncle maaf kar dijiye plz papa ko kuch mat bataega .

(dipika ab buri tarah se rone lagi thi )

Ab RB ko lagta hai ki shayad jada majak ho gaya hai shayad

RB- sorry sorry dipika maine RB bol rah hun sorry maine thoda majak kar raha tha

Dipika- kyaaaaaaaaaa. RB maine tumhe nahiini chodungi tummaroge mere haath se .

RB – sorry sorry lo apne jaan se baat karo

RB phone Vicky ko de de ke bhag ke bed ke taraf chala jaata hai . kyun ki usse dar tha ki agar Vicky ko iss baat pata chala ki dipika rone lag gayee hai toh RB uski band baja dega iss liye wo dur hat gaya ..

Dipika- kya jaanu tum the na pass bata nahini sakte maine kitna dar gayee thi .

Vicky- sorry baby .maine socha shayad tum pehchaan logi .aare baby tum ro kyun rahi ho .plz rona band karo .

Dipika- nahini maine toh bas aise hi .

Vicky- uss RB ke karan tumhe rona pad rah hai uski toh maine abhi gaand maarta hun ruko .

Dipika- chiiii gande kanhike gali kyun de rahe ho aur wo dost hai majak kar rah hai plz usse kuch mat kehna meri kasam .

Vicky- ok baby kuch nahini karoonga

Jaise hi RB ne ye suna uske toh mano loteery lag gayee chalo abhi ppichwade maine laat nahini padegi wo bed pe phir aaram se let ke game khel ne lag gaya .uss taraf dipika aur Vicky apne guchumuchu baat pe lag gaye the .


Aur RB kuch der game khela phir ab bore hoke wo game band kar diya aur fb open kardiya .abhi usse fb scroll karte hue kuch hi time hua tha ki tabhi rinky ka msg aaa gaya .

Rinki- hi

RB –hmm bolo

Rinki- aare itna rude kyun baat kar rahe ho doston se koi aise baat karta hai kya

RB- aare nahini bolo kya kar rahi ho .

Rinki- tumhe yaad

RB- tum phir suru ho gayee

Rinki –sorry baba ab kya karun tumse pyar hi itna hai ..aur tum ho ki ek no ke

RB – tum agar aise baat karoge toh mujhe baat hi nahini karna tum se

Rinki- sorry baba ab maine kya karun kosisi toh kar rahi hun par kya karun chalo ab try karungi aise baat nahini karun .

RB- haan yehi acha hoga ..

Rinki- aur kya kar arhe ho .

RB- bas yunhi beth ke game khel rah haun .

Rinki- kyun padhai nahini karna kya .

RB- aare hostel maine thodi nahun gaon aaya hun to ab toh masti time .

Rinki- aare wah to h college kab aaoge .

RB- Monday ko

Rinki- kyun college ki kuch jada hi yaad aarahi hai .

RB- nahini par class wagera hai aur doston bhi hai toh thodi si yaad t oh aayegi hi .

Rinki- aur gf ki .

RB- aare meri maa koi gf nahini hai meri colleg main e.

Rinki- haan pata hai maine toh bas dobut clear kar hi rahi thi ki meri line clear hai ya nahini

RB- aare tum phir

Rinki- sorry baba sorry

RB- haan yahi acha hoga

Rinki- aur khana khaliya

RB- haan mere ek dost ke ghar aaya hua hun unhike ghar hi khaya tha ab bedroom maine betha hua hun aur wo apne gf ke sath baat kar raha hai .

Rinki- dekha tumhara dost kitna chalak hai

RB – wo kyun bhala .

Rinki –aare college shuru hue kitne hi din hue hain aur wo gf bhi bana liya aur ek tum ho ki

RB- toh wo kue maine kudega toh kya maine bhi kud jaun

Rinki- haan haan bhens kea age bin maine nahini bajan chati ab .

RB- mujhe bhens bol rahi ho

Rinki- sorry baba galti ho gayee

RB- peheli baar hai isiliye chod diya doosri baar aisa kuch bola na to phir dekhana

Isi tarah RB aur rinki baat kar rahe the aur doosri tarah Vicky dipika ke sath apni lovy dovy baatein kar raha tha

Pata nahini RB anjane maine dhire dhire rinki ke bohat karib hoke ek acha dost ban ta jaa rah tha par kon jaane aage iski ye dosti uske liye kya najara lane wala tha …..
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gorgeous update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 32
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RB- peheli baar hai isiliye chod diya doosri baar aisa kuch bola na to phir dekhana

Isi tarah RB aur rinki baat kar rahe the aur doosri tarah Vicky dipika ke sath apni lovy dovy baatein kar raha tha

Pata nahini RB anjane maine dhire dhire rinki ke bohat karib hoke ek acha dost ban ta jaa rah tha par kon jaane aage iski ye dosti uske liye kya najara lane wala tha …..
Ab aage
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Monday ko dono dost hostel wapas aagaye the .

Dono dost aaj subha hi college hostel aaye the aura ate hi bed pe gir ke so gaye

Jab RB ka aankh khula to wo akela bed pe pada hua tha jab uski najar ghadi pe jaata hai to uske hosh udd jate haine kyun ki already wo late ho chukka tha aur Vicky bhi ab already nikal chukka tha .


RB jaldi jaldi ready hoke college ke taraf nikal jaata hai . par wo already jada late ho chukka tha to lagbhag bhagta hua jaa rah tha .aaj chem ka practical tha .par RB apne josh maine bhagta hua ye ahini dekha ki usne thik chem dept ke gate ke pass jor se takra gaya par wo uss shaks ke taraf dekhe bina bhagta hua lab ke taraf bhag gaya ..jab wo lab ke gate maine ponhcha to wo already 20 min late hai ..

To as expected teacher ne bohat sunaya aur bahar hi khada kar diya .ab RB bahar khade hoke wo andar ke taraf dekh rah tha anadr Vicky usse dekh ke hash raha tha .

RB- (dhire se issare se ) – beta tu pitega mere hath se .

Vicky- chal chal nikal yanah se

RB- tune mujhe utahaya kyun nahini .

Vicky- tu to sala ghode bech ke so raha tha .tujhe jagay to tu utha nahini I abhi yanha khade hoke kyun apni beijaati karwa raha hai ye badhau tujhe anadr to anhihi aane dega .

RB- haan ye to thik hi bol raha hai .

Phir RB wanha se nikal ke wapas aajata hai aur sochta hai ki ab kanha jaunu ki ab lab experiment to 3 ghante chalne wale the .

RB- beta jaldi maine subha subha kuch nahini khaya abhi chup chap canteen maine jaake khana khale ..

RB canteen ke taraf nikal padta hai .

RB canteen main se coffee aur samosa lake ek table pe beth jaata hai . Aaj subha se hi uska mood kharab chal raha tha ek toh vicky ke upar ka gussa aur free Maine teacher ke daat sone pe soohaga toh tab hua jab canteen wale ne samosa ke naam katehi kachra pakada diya


.. Chalo kya kare naseeb hi kharab tha aaj shayad uska iss liye wo chup chap beth ke kha raha tha. Tabhi koi aake uske saamne wale chair pe beth gaya.. RB abhi bhi saamne dekhe bina apne samose pe najar gadae betha tha. Saamne wala sakhs ne kuch time RB ko dekha aur phir RB ke cofee ke cup ko utha ke phek diya..

RB- bhai dekh mana ki yanha pe tatti snack aur cofee milti hai par abhi kyun fek raha hai mujhe jor se bhuk lagi hai waise bhi wo to mera tha na

Saamne wala - aabe bhukhad aulad naam kya hai be tera

RB- aare bhai bede ajeeb aadmi ho tum naam jaan ne ke liye cofee kyun fek diya.

Saamne wala- beta ya to had se jada chutiya hai ya mere ko banane ke tayari Maine hai

Rb- aare bhai aap itna gussa kyun ho rahe ho

Sw- sun be nalke naam bata pehele apna

RB - RB

Sw- aabe RB tujhe bhagwan aankh diya hai ya wanha pe button chipkaya hai be

RB- bhai baat to bata pehele kyun aise dimag kharab kar raha hai..

Sw- beta dimag to Maine tera abhi sahi karoonga... Subha aankh kisko donate karke bhag raha tha be

RB- matlab

Sw- RB ke collar ko pakad ke beta abhi bhi tujhe matlab jaan na hai tujhe subha jo mujhe to takkar maarke gaya tha uska puch raha hun sala ek to senior ko dhaka lagta hai aur bina sorry bole hi nikal jaata hai...

RB- aare bhai sorry Maine uss time thoda jaldi Maine tha isiliye maine aapko sorry nahini bol paya.. Abhi bol deta hun bhai sorry..

Sw- na beta na... Aise nahini bakayada per pakad ke sorry bol

RB- bhai maine aapkse aaram se baat kar raha hun aur aap aise akad ke baat kar rahe ho.

Sw- beta mera akad kanha dekha hai tune...

RB - ab to Maine kuch nahini bolne wala .. Jo karna hai kar le

Sw- aare beta hamne college kya chod diya kalke aaye naye mendhak bhi apne aap ko iss kua ka raja samjh bethe... Dekhta hun kaise tu per nahini pakdega..

RB - pehele mere collar se hath nikal phir baat kar thik hai barna sahi nahini hoga..

Sw- beta dekh kya kar sakta hai kar... Tu akela to mera kuch ukhad nahini sakta aur group ko phone karna hai toh jaldi kar

Iss se pehele RB kuch bolta uske pass uske kuch class mates aagaye jo ki wanhi beth ke kha rahe the..

Sw- kya bete yahi hai tere friends ke circle..

Ek student- hey tum pehele uske collar chodo aur niklo yanha se pehele tum. To college ke bhi nahini lagte niklo yanha se..

Sw- aare aare wahi kya josh hai good good aur kon kon leader banega aajao samne aajao.. Aaj maja aayega bohat din baad..

Tabhi wanha pe bhid dekh ke kuch senior students aajate hai.. Abhi wo sab seniors piche ke taraf se aate hain jab wo dekh te hai saamne ke seen

Senior- kya laga rakha hai be yanha pe sala chand mahine na hue aaye hue aur uchalne lage... Niklo

Sare student thoda piche hogaye par abhi bhi wo shaks chair pe beth ke RB ke collar ko pakad ke khada kar rakha tha..

Senior- oye tujhe kya alag se bolna padega aur tujh main manner nahini hai senior ke saamne chair pe betha hua hai. Aur uska collar chod jada gunda ban raha hai..

Ye bolke wo senior uske samne aajata hai...

Seniour- aabe sale teriiiiii.... Ss sssachin bhaiiiiii aap

Sw- haan beta main

Senior- bhai aap aaj college mai ne mujhe nahini pata tha aap ho sorry bhai galti main kuch bol diya to sorry

Sachin- beta wohi to ab jab pata hai ki galti ho gaya hai to sorry bol.. Ke nikal aur inn tatoon ko bhi sath main lete jaa

Senior- sorry bhai

Sachin- ye kya tu bhi bhul gaya sorry kaise bolte hain

Senior- bhai par sabke saamne..

Sachin- kyun beta sharam aarahi hai chal jaldi ye naye londe bhi jaan le na kon hun aur galti karne pe kya karna chaiye..

Senior ladka kuch der idhar udhar dekha ta hai phir sachin ke per ko pakad ke sorry bolta hai aur uske boot pe naak ghis ke khada ho jaata hai...

Sachin- shabas beta ye hai aur tum log thik se dekh lo senior ke sath agar kuch bhi galti ki toh aise hi mafi mangne hai....

Senior - oye sab niklo yanha se (RB SE) oye tujhe kya alag se bolna padega jaldi se bhai ke per pakad ke maafi maang..

Sachin- chal beta Tu nikal tanha se aur in sabko leke isko toh maine alag se samjhaunga aaj

Uske baad wo senior ladka sabko leke wanha se nikal jaata hai baki sab bacche bhi apne apne table pe chale jaate hain..

Sachin- to beta RB ab Tu bata sorry bolega bakaeda ya phir maine sorry bul baun...

RB- dekho sir mujhe pata nahini tha aap hamre super senior ho Maine phir se aapko sorry bolta hun par janha baat pair pakad ke sorry bolne to Maine nahini karne wala chahe aap kuch bhi karlo.,.

Sachin- wah beta kya jawab diya ab 4 punches tujhe jada padenge iss liye.

Abhi in dono ki ye sab chal raha tha ki tabhi swati dipika aur vicky bhi wanha aajate hain..

Swati- bhaiya aap aaj college Maine kaise...

Sachin- bas gudiya aise hi college ghumne aaya tha actually prof se thoda kaam tha

Swati- aur aap RB ke sath bethe ho aap RB ko pehel se hi jaante ho kya .

Sachin- aare naare ye toh bas yun hi mil gaya yanha toh maine bas college ke haal chal puch raha tha . to ye tumhara classmate hai ya dost

Swati- bhaiya ye toh hamre group ka hai .

Sachin- acha acha to phir se khas tor se jaan pehchan karna padega ..

Swati- aare RB tum aise kyun bethe hai ho koi problem hai kya .

RB- na nna kuch nahini maine toh bas aise hi ..

Swati- kya yaar tum bhi bhai ke saamne itna uncomfortable hone ki kya jaroorat ..

Sachin- aare bhai senior ke sath sath ab to tumhe pata chal gay ana ki maine swati ka bhai hun to aaram se betho aur swati college kaisa chal rah hai .

Swati- bhai bilkool mast chal rahi hai .

Sachin –aare pehel apne doston se toh milade baad maine apne matter discuss karleneg .

Swati- hey bhagwaan maine bhi na kiti pagal hun ..to friends ye hai mere pyare sachin bhaiya aur yanha ke purine students aur pata hai bhai 3 saal lagatar college ki student union ki president the ..

Aur bhai ye hai mere dost dipika ye mri room partner bhi hai aur do ladki hai barsha aur lucy naam ki aur ye hai Vicky a,aur RB se toh aap mil hi chuke ho .

Sachin- haan haan kuch achi tarah se jaan pehchan ho jaati par tum log aagaye .

Vicky –bhaiya aap teen saal tak college president rahe to aapka to abhi bhi kafi pehchaan hogi na ..

Sachin- kyunkya kaam hai karwan ahi .

Vicky- bhai wo college ke cricket team maine mera selection nahini ho raha hai .sports secretery apne doston ko ghusa rah hai team maine jabki mera pperformance unn sab se acha hai ..

Sachin- itni si baat chal ho jayega ..

Vicky- bhai aap agar ek baar chalk e baat kar lete .

Sachin- aare tum log abhi bhi bache ho kya jo sports ke VS hai na uss se leke president tak sare mere apne hi londe lage hue hai ..sabko maine hi jitwaaya hai ..tu bas mera naam hi bata diyo unhe thik hai ..

Vicky- ok bhai thanks .

Sachin- aur swati tu bata tu ghar kyun nahini aayee iss Sunday ko bulaya than a tumhe

Swati- bhai bohat si class hai aur padhai bhi abhi jada hogayee hai plz aage ke holiday pe try karoongi ..

Sachin- tujhe na pap hi baat karenge i. aadha ghante ka rasta hai hostel par nahini ek toh hostel maine aake aagayee upar se weekend maine ghar bhi nahini aati .

Swati- bhaiya bata to rahi hun ki time hi na hua

Sachin –pata hai mummy papa aur bhaiya bhi kitnaa yaad kar rahe the aur didi bhi tujhko dekhne …

Swati- aare bhaiya boli na tumhe ki maine aajaungi …kyun pareshan kar rahe ho

Sachin –aare sorry baba tu phir rone lag gayee ..

Swati- bhai aap jaiye yanha se maine baad maine aapko phone karungi..

Sachin –thik hai maine nikal rah hun thodi der maine ..

Swati uthke jaane lagti hai to uske piche dipika aand group bhi uth khade hote haine jaaneko

All- bye bhaiya ham bhi jaa rahe haine .

Sachin- dipika tum jao aur tum dono beitho abhi kanah jaa rahe ho thodi der collge ki batein karte haine ..

Wo dono nikal jaate haine aur RB aur Vicky wanhi pe beth jaate haine..

Sachin- to beta tu mere behan ke dost nikla isilye apne behan ke liye aaj to tujhe chod raha hun aage se jara sambhal ke ..

RB- ok bhaiya

Vicky ko kuch samjh nahini aarah tha ki chal kya raha hai .

Sachin- to tum dono tumhare group maine aur koi hai ya bas tumhi do ladke ho .

Vicky- nahini bhai aur ek ladka hai sooraj par wo college jada tar absent rehata hai .

Sachin- wo kyun

Vicky- wo bhaiya ……

Sachin –aare issmaine sarmana kitna aare tu girl thodi na hai aare bhai hai tu apna chal bata kya seen hai .

Vicky- wo apne gf ke sath ghoomne nikal jaata hai hameshan to college ke to sirf attendance lagane aat hai .

Sachin- aare wah bade hi rangeen kisam ka ladka hai .

Vicky- haan bhaiya

RB abhi chup chap beth ke sirf sun raha tha .thodi thodi der baad sachin aur RB bas ek doosre ko dekh rahe the

Sachin- uski gf kya isi college se hai ya koi doosre college se .

Vicky- bhai wo hamari friend hai na lucy wohi hai uski gf .

Sachin- matlab wo jo hamari swati ki roommate hai wohi na .

Vicky- haan bhaiya .

Sachin- aare wah collge open hue kuch mahine bhi na hue aur gf bade hi tej hai ladka ..aur baki dono ka kya seen hai

Vicky- kon dono .

Sachin –aare wohi jo abhi aayi thi ek ladki aur ek thin a tumhare group maine .

Vicky- bhai wo barsha- na bhai wo to single hai kisi se kuch seen nanin hai uska

Sachin- acha aur abhi jo aaye thi ..

Vicky- bhai wo dipika…..wo …wo

Sachin- aabe bol na uske bare maine poocha to tu kyun sarma raha hi .

Vicky- bhai wo meri gf hai ..

Sachin aare wah beta ,tub hi chupa rustom nikla ..


Vicky- kya bhai aap bhi na .

Sachin – to ab iska bhi koi gf hai ya akela .

Vicky- bhai na ye toh single ladkon ka brand ambassador hai isse koi bhi ladki pasand na aati hai

Sachin- kanhi gay toh nahini ..

Vicky- ha ha ha ha bhai mera bhi yehi doubt hota hai

Sachin- aur hamari swati uska bhi koi seen chal rahi hai kya ..

Vicky- aare nahini bhai wo toh kisi se baat bhi nahini karti hamre group ke alawe.

Sachin- aare nahini aare maine waise bhai nahini hun re jo behen pen ajar rakh ke bethe hote hain ki kya khayegi kya pehenegi..bol na wo ghar nahini aarahihai na weekend maine toh socha yanah pe koi bf ho .

Vicky –nahini bhai .

Sachin- to koi ladka hai jo usse like karta ho .

Vicky- bhai waise to hai shayad kuch par maine nahini dekha aaj tak koi uss se baat karte hue kyun ki wo toh kisise baat bhi nahini karti .

Sachin- to matlab sirf tum teen hi reh gaye jo uss se baat karti hai .

Vicky- haan bhai .

Sachin- to ab mere baat dhyan se sun le .isse toh maine ache se samjah diya hun baki tere ko kabhi baad maine samjha doonga .par ek baat yaad rakh tu aur tub hi sun le (RB se ) agar swati ko koi bhi pareshani hui ya koi bhi ishq vishq pyar lafda karne ka socha bhi na toh phadunga pehele marunga baad maine .

Aur koi bhi ladka uss ke paas nahini bhatkana chaiye ye tumhari jimmedari ..apne uss dost ko bhi samjha dena ..agar mujhe thoda bhi hint mila to collge ke gate ke saamne nange karke khada karadoonga .

Aur haan tu kya naam hai tera RB tut oh mere najar se ab bach ke rehna akad jada bhari hui hai kuch bhi gadbad kiya na mujhe bohat maja aayegi teri akaad nikalne hai …samajh gaya na ..

Sachin ye bol ke dono ko ek look deta hai aur phir nikal jaata hai .

Vikcy- bhai ye kya tha achaanak ye kya hau usse acha khasa to baat kar raha tha .

RB- sale bhagbaan ne tujhe akal diya hai ya nahini wo bol diya aur tu rattu tota ke tarah sab kuch bakne laga apne bare maine

Vikcy- haan to phir bhi mujhe kuch samjah nahini aaraha hai .

Toh phir RB usse sab kuch subha se leke abhi tak ka seen samjhata hai ..

Vikcy- wo teri.. ye seen hai matlab ye toh full dangour item hai re baba ye toh acha hua maine sambhal ke bola kuch.

RB- aur bacha hi kya batane ko sab kuch hi toh bata diya tune

Vicky- aabe sale teri jo seen abhi ban rah ahi na uss bare maine agar kuch batata to soch aur agar sooraj ke bare maine kuch batata to phir soch uska kya hota

RB- hmm yaar .

Vicky- par bhai tu jara sambhal ke kyun ki mujhe ye thoda tedha khopdi ka lag rah hai aur jis tarah swati aaj kal tere piche padi hai agar isse pata chala to bhai tera lag jayega free maine ..

RB- haan bhai ye to tune sahi kaha

Wanhi doosre aur jab swati aur dipika table se uthke gaye .

Dipika- aare merit u rona band karegi

Swati- nahini kuch nahini

Dipika- par tu royee kyun achanak .

Swati- aare wo bhaiya ne ..wo wo bhaiya ne mummy papa ka baat karke ghar ki yaad dila di isiliye rona aagay .

Dipika- aaare mental tu itni si baat per o padi chal tension na le agli baar ghar chale jaana ..

Swati- abhi to maine ghar nahini jaungi ,ghar maien nahini reh sakti thi isiliye hostel aagyee par bhaiya mujhe baar baar ghar ka yaad dilake emotional kar rahe hai ..dekhte hai aaage kuch ban pada to ghar chalenge ….

Dipika- hmm ab chal face wash kar le .aur chalete hai class maine ..

Swati- nahini yaar aaj class ka mood nahini hai .kanhi ghoomne chalet haine .

Dipika- chal tu ready ho maine undono aur barsha ko batake aati hun ..phir nikalte haine kanhi ghoomne ..

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nice update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 33 (Special Update Deidicated For SD)
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Swati- abhi to maine ghar nahini jaungi ,ghar maien nahini reh sakti thi isiliye hostel aagyee par bhaiya mujhe baar baar ghar ka yaad dilake emotional kar rahe hai ..dekhte hai aaage kuch ban pada to ghar chalenge ….

Dipika- hmm ab chal face wash kar le .aur chalete hai class maine ..

Swati- nahini yaar aaj class ka mood nahini hai .kanhi ghoomne chalete haine .

Dipika- chal tu ready ho maine undono aur barsha ko batake aati hun ..phir nikalte haine kanhi ghoomne ..
Ab Aage
Dipika RB aur Vicky ko bulane chali jaati hai . RB aur Vicky bhi beth ke abhi sachin ke diye hue shock bare maine baat kar rahe the .

Vicky- bhai acha hua kam se kam maine to kam se kam bach gaya sala kam se kam uss kukudu ka mere upar to dhyan nahini dega .

RB- kya matlab hai tera aur ye kukudu kya hai ..

Vicky- aare sachin ka pet name maine socha hai …aur baki raha tera question ka to dekh swati tere upar full try maar rahi hai .

RB-par…………..

Vicky- haan haan tera ans pata hai mat bol tu inrested hai YA nahini mujhe nahini jaan na chakku kaddu pe girre ya kaddu chaku pe katega toh chakku hi

RB- aabe kaddu hai wo .

Vicky- aabe tu dailouge chodNA ,,, wo kaddu tu hai , sachin jab tujhe pitega na wo toh ye nahini dekhega ki kon kiske piche hai aur doosra hai sooraj wo bhi swati pe latuu hai agar sachin ko iss baar maine pata chala to sooraj pitega ..meri toh tension khatam bas maja dekhunga ..

RB- bhai agar itna dimag laga rah hai to ek baat apne dimag maine daal le ki jab sachin mujhe ya sooraj kisi ko bhi maarne aaya to kya tujhe chod dega tu to jaroor pitega chahe kuch bhi ho jaye .

Tabhi barsha ka phone aata hai vicky ko.

Barsha- hlw

Vicky- haan bol moti.

Barsha- oye sun tu na apni dipika bolna moti thik hai . mujeh sirf RB bula sakta hi moti agar tune ek baar bhi aage se bola na kasam se naak tod doongi tera.

Vicky- shant kaali maa shant .ab bata phone kyun kiya .

Barsha- aare wo pagal ko batana apne phone on kare kab se call kar rahi hun phone off karke betha hai wo .

Vicky – ruk bata ta hun

Vicky- oye phone on kar apna barsha call kar rahi hai tujhe kab se .

RB- ok de phone mujhe .

Vicky RB ko phone de deta hai .

RB- haan bol kya hua .

Barsha- tu apna phone kyun off karke betha hai kab se call kar rahi hun .

RB- aare meri maa raat ko tere chakar maine phone charge nahini kar paya tha ab phone battery dead ho gaya hai .

Barsha- tu kanha pe hai abhi

RB- canteen maine betha hun aaja yanhi pe .

Barsha- rook wanhi maine aati hun abhi .

RB-ohh hey bhagwaan jaan chuuti meri ye toh question ka dher laga di .

Tabhi dipika unke pass aajati hai .

Dipika- aare sachin bahiya chale gayee kya ..

Vicky- haan tumhare pyare sachin bhai chalegaye kyun rakhi bandhwani thi .

Dipika- Vicky kya kaha tumne

Vicky- aare sorry baba joke kar raha tha

Dipika- tumhari baat karne ki tone aajkal kuch jada hi change ho rahi hai

Vicky-aare baby sorry na

RB- ohh Laila majnu apna romance baad , maine karna .

RB- aur waise bhi swati kanha gayee.

Dipika- kyun badi fikar hoa rahi hai

RB- kya

Dipika –wo nahini nahini kuch nahini

Dipika- aare swati ki mood kharab hai toh maine socha kanhi ghoom aate hai

Vicky- kya pagal hai tu abhi kanha jayenge ghoomne weekend pe dekhte hai.

Dipika- dimag hostel maine chod ke aaye ho kya ,, are yanhi kanhi pe ghoomne jate hai

RB- chalo nadi ke side chalte haine aaj maousam bhi acha hai toh uska mood bhi acha ho jayega .

Vicky- haan yaar bohat din hogaye nadi side gaye hue iss baar bhi plan karke na jaa paye .

Dipika- thik hai hai waise bhi koi class nahini hai aaj

RB- haan ruk jaa thodi der barsha bhi aane wali hai

Barsha- aane wali nahini maine aachuki hun

Vicky- haan shaitan ke naam liya aur shaitan hazir


Dipika- to chalo abhi chalete haine .

Barsha- kanha pe

Phir RB usse sab batata hai .

Barsha – haan chalo mera bhi aaj mood kuch acha lag nahini rahi hai

Vicky- haan chalo ruko ek baar Vicky aur lucy ko call kar leta hun .

Vikcy call karta hai par Vicky aur lucy toh lage hue the apnea lag duniya maine toh Vicky bolta hai tum chale jao agar time mila toh maine ponhach jaunga .

Toh phir charo dost nikal jaate haine swati ke pass ab tak swati bhi ready ho gayee thi aur apne driver ko bhi bula liya tha .toh sab dost nikal jate haine nadi ke side driver ko mana kar diya tha jane ko ..

Lagbhag 30min ke drive ke baad ye log nadi ke side ponhach jate haine ..

Abhi sab log nadi ke kinaare ek bade pathar pe bethe hue the aur nadi ke natural beauty ko dekh rahe the.

Vicky- aabe ham log bhi kitne pagal hai na bag kam se kam hostel maine rakh aate..

Barsha- hmm sahi bol raha hai tu

Dipika - wo sab chodo bag yanhi rakh do gadi maine aur chalo ghum ke aate hai yanha kab tak bethenge..

Vicky- haan sahi kaha..

Barsha - haan bolo na ki laila majnu ku romance karna hai... Sharam karo thoda sa kam se kam doston ke sath thoda time to spend kar do..

Vicky-kyun maa Tu meri jaan ke piche padi haii.. Ruk teri time aane de tab bataunga...

Barsha- haye re teri munh maine ghee sakar kaash teri baat sach hojaye par uske liye mujhe pehle uss person se to milna padega na..

Dipika- oye tu toh abhi se khwab dekhne lagi...

Barsha- chalo jao jao barna baad maine bologe ki maine kabab main haddi ban rahi hun..

Uske baad dipika aur vicky dusre aur akele ghumne chale jaate hain.. Yanha pe sirf barsha RB aur swati bethe hue the.... Kuch der tak toh shanti bani rahi swati abhi apne phone maine gaane sun rahi thi saamne kisi nadi ke taraf dekhte hue..

Barsha - RB ke kaan maine bolti hai.

Barsha- Oye hero kya tab se beitha hua hai chup chap teri heroine ke mood kharab hai dikh nahini raha hai..

RB- aare tu phir se suru ho gayee.. Dekha last time tujhe bata raha hun wo koi meri heroine nahini hai..

Barsha - chal chal mujhe mat sikha teri aankh maine saaf dekh sakti hum tu abhi bhi mare jaa raha hai uss se baat karne ko..

RB- haan tu to sabke face aur eye read karne maine ustaad hai.. Na

Barsha - aur nahini to kya aur kisika nahini to par tera chehre ko to padh hi sakti hun chal ab maine jaati hoon yanha se tu jaale baat kar. Maine car maine jaake beth to hun.

RB- aare tu beth na yanhi pe...

Barsha- chal chal dil maine to yahi soch raha hoga ki kab main yanha se jaun aur tu madam ke sath kuch baat kar sake...

RB- barsha Tu pitegi mere se.




Swati abhi bhi ek side akeli beth ke gana sun rahi thi .uski aankh maine abhi bhi aansoo nahini sukhe the reh reh ke wo aansoo chalak hi padte the .wo ekatak saamne nadi ke paniko dekh rahi thi shayad kuch soch rahi thi aur kabhi kabhi barsha aur RB ke taraf dekh rahi thi kyun ki barsha RB ke kandhe pe hath rakh ke bethi hui thi iss liye swati ko aur bhi gussa aaraha tha.. Par shayad isswaqt wo kuch jada hi gum maine thi..

Barsha- swati

Swati sar uthake barsha ke taraf dekhti hai..

Barsha – swati mera sar bohat dard kar raha hai main jaati hun gadi maine beth ti hun yanha thandi hawa maine shyad jada pain hone lage .

Swati kuch nahini bol ti hai bas car key barsha ko badha deti hai barsha uthke jaate jaate RB ke kaan maine bol jaati hai acha chance hai miss mat karna .

Ab barsha wanha se uthke car ke anadar aajati hai car ke windows ke black glass ko chadha deti hai . jab barsha wanha se chali gayee toh RB kuch der tak to wanhi pe betha rehta hai phir thoda himmat karke uthke swati ke pass beth jaata hai .usse bohat bura lag raha tha kyun ki swati aaj sad mood maine thi .

Wanhi doosre aur Dipika Aur Vicky nadi kinaare ghoom rahe the..




Dipika- Vicky tum sabke samne aise baat karte ho pata hi mujhe kitna sharam aati ahi .

Vicky- aare jaan iss mainekya sarmana

Dipika- haan aaj se ye sab ke samne jaan bulana bhi band samjhe

Vicky- aare ye toh sara sar nainsafi hai .

Dipika- hai to hai usmaine main kuch nahini kar sakti

Vikcy- thik hai par phir badle main mujhe kya milega .

Dipika- kya return main maine tum se koi souda kar rahi hun kya ye order hi samjh lo .

Vikcy- aare bhai aashiqon pe itna bhi julam mat karo .

Dipika- bas bas bas band karo apna ye filmy dialogue marna kya chahiye badle maine bolo.

Vicky- jad kuch nahini bas har din ek kiss

Dipika – kya kuch nahini milega tum kuch jada hi bigad rahe ho aaj kal .

Vicky- aare bigde kanha hai abhi to aur bigadana hai

Dipika- matlab .

Vicky dipika ke hath pakad ke pane pass khinch laata hai aur apne honth dipika ke honth ke bilkool bhi pass le jaat hai .dipika to apni aanke band karke apni ssnaso ko control karne ki kosisi kar rahi thi .uska dill aane wala pal ke bare maine soch ke cheek rah tha. Par Vicky apni honth dipika ke honth ke pass rakhe abhi dipika ke chehere ko niharne maine laga hua tha .jab kuch der tak dipika ko kuch apne honth pe mehsoosh nahini hua to wo apni aankhe kholke Vicky ko dekti hai .to Vicky ko pane chehere ko niharta pati hai .

Dipika- kya hua

Vikcy- kuch nahini

Dipika- to phir tum rook kyun gaye .

Vicky kyun ki tumne aaknhe band kar diya agar maine tab tumhe kiss karta to tumhare marji ke bina hota jo maine anhini chahta .

Dipika- kya .. tum na ek no ke pagal ho samjhe budhhu kanhike y ebolke wo Vicky ke hontho ko chum leti hai .

Dipika- ko Vicky pea b jada hi pyar aarah tha

Vicky- are waah bas eise hi har roz chahiye ..

Dipika- nahin kabhi nahini ye first aur last tha .

Vicky- haan wo to tumhare taraf se tha na aage se meri taraf se ..

Dipika- hey bhagbaan tum bhi na pakkebad mash ho .

Yunhi dono apne naye naye pyar ke jindegi ko aaj nadi ke kinare khul ke mehsosh kar rahe the .

C halo inhe apni duniya maine thoda jine do aur ham tab tak doosri aur dekh aate hai


RB beth ke soch raha tha ki swati se baat kare ya nahini aaj uske dil bohat kar raha tha ki swati se dil khol ke baat kare par dusre side kuch purane yadein kuch sachin ki dhamki sab milkae usse rok rahe the .bohat himmat karke RB soch leta haiki wo swati se baat krega .rb uth ke swati ke paas jake beth jaata hai




RB- swati…….

Swati halka sa sar uthake RB ke taraf dekhti hai . RB aaj uss aankhen ko hi bas dekh raha tha kuch tha uss aankhon maine par kya wo RB padh nahini paa raha tha .

RB- swati kya hua aaj tum itne sad ho .

Swati- kuch nahini RB bas aise hi .

RB- subha to thik tha tumhare bhaiya ke aane ke baad achanak tumhara mood badal gaya

Swati- wo kuch nahini bas ghar ki yaad aagayee

RB – aare iss maine konsi badi baat hai chali jaana ghar tum

Swati- nahini tum nahini samjah paoge RB nahi main tumhe bata sakti hun jis dard ko main apne andar daba rakhi thi isiliye maine hostel maine reh rahi thi kyun ki ghar jaate hi meri dil main ….chodo jaane do main kyun tumhe apni problem batake pareshan karun .

RB- swati ke hath ko apne hath maine pakad ke bolta hai .

RB- swati tensioin naalo ham sab hai na yanah pe tumhe kuch bhi problem ho ya phir kabhi bhi sad ho to ham to hai na tumhe hasane ke liye ..aur waise bhi iss sundar si chehere pe smile achi lagti hai na ki girta hua aanshu .

Swati- nahini RB abhi to iss aansho ka hi sahara hai

RB- aare kyun tension le rahi ho maine hoon na maine tumhare iss chehere pe smile le aaunga

Swati- haan sahi kaha iss chehere pe smile sirf tumhare jariye hi aasakti hai .

RB matlab ??

Swati- kuch baton ka kuch matlab nahini hota hai

Jis time swati aur RB bethe hue the aur RB swati ke hath pakad ta hai usi time barsha car maine bethi black glass ke piche se dono ko dekh rahi thi aur uske aankhon se lagatar aansoon beh rahi thi .

Barsha mann maine “main ye sahi kar rahi hun ya nahini maine nahin jaanti par dil kuch aur keh rah hai dimag kuch aur ye chahe sahi ho ya galat mujhe ye karna hoga chahe phir baad maine mujhe iss baat ka pachtawa ho “ aur phir kuch karne ka faisla karke wo pane phone nikal ti hai par abhi bhi shayad wo faisla nahinikar paa rahi thi isiliye kabhi phone ko dekhti kabhi bahar Rb aur Swati ke taraf dekh rahi thi . Ab dhire dhire uski aankhonki rang lal hone lagta hai janha chehere pe thodi der pehle confusion th ab wanha pe dhridta dikh raha tha .barsha phone abhi sab kuch samay ke hawale chod ki phone ki lockscreen kholti hai .
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