Romance TANHAI KE SAHARE

[Nevil singh]

Update No 5
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Ab dhire dhire swati ko apni halat ki samjh aane lagta he aur aaj uske aankhon se aansoon behna chahate to the shayad wo bhi sukh gaye the wo sirf khud ke nasib ko kosh rahi thi ki wo jinda kyn bach gayee . aaj kuch jada der tak swati hosh maien thi pehele hosh maine aake hi behosh ho jati thi ,toh nurse ne RB ko phone kiya ki swati ko pura hosh aagya he . RB bhag ke aat he abhi tak swati us se mil nahini payee thi kyun ki jab swati ko hosh aata tha tab RB wanha nahini hota tha . nurse swati ko phir se check karke medice deke chali jati he aur swati ki phir se aank lag jati he . Tabhi RB wanha aata he aur swati ko leta dekh ke sochta he ki wo phir se behosh ho gayee . nurse wanha pe nahini hoti he toh RB swati ke pass beth jaata he wo swati ki hath ko pakd ke bate karna lagta hai “kyun yaar itne saal ho gaye par tum aaj bhi mujh se nahini baat karti ho chalo kam se kam tumhara dost tha yehi manke baat kar leti mujhse tum tab bhi mere se baat nahini kar rahi thi aur aaj bhi chup leti hui ho , plz ek baar uthjao tumhe pata nahini tumko iss haal maine dekh ke mere dil maine kya beet raha he . plz uth jao na ek baar baat kar lo chahe toh hmesh ke tarha gali hi de dena mujhe par plz tumhari ye halat mujh se ab aur nahini dekhi jati he “ ye bol ke RB phut phut ke rone lagta he aur swati ke chehere pe apna hath rakh ke rone lagta he tabhi usse apne hath maine kuch gila gila mehsoos hota he . jab wo dekhta he to swati ro rahi thi .uskke aankh ab bhi band thi matlab wo behosh na thi aur RB ki baat sun rahi thi . RB ghabra jata he aur wanha se jane lagta he tabhi swati uski hath pakd leti he aur apne pass bethne ko ishara karti he .


RB ke passbeth te hi swati ka sabar ab toot jata he anb wo phut ke roni lagti he .. “bhagwaan ne mujhe meri saj ade diya he RB ! maine jo kiya he tumhare sath apne maa ke sath najane kitne doston ke sath usake liye bhagwaan mujhe saja toh dena tha . par najane kyun mujhe maut nahini aarahi he .kosish kiya thamaine RB bohat himat juat ke kosish kiya tha ki sab ke life maine khushi laskun meri maut se kyun ki jindegi se to sabko dukh hi ponchaya he .kyun bachay mujhe plz mujhe mar jane do “

RB –“agar ek baar bhi maut ki baat kina phir khudke pehle mujhko nara hua paogi”

Swati-“ plz RB RB aisa na kaho mere liye sab ne kuch na kuch bhugta he aur tum un sab maine sab se jada ab plz mere liye apnijaan deneki baat karke mujhe aur taqleef mat do”

RB –“taqleef toh tum mujhe de rahe ho baar baar maut ki baat karke “

Swati -“tum nahinidekh sakte kya ? kya halat he meri ab jeene ka kya faida mera .iss tarha jindegi bhar ghut ghut jeen se acha mar hi jaana acha he “

RB – “ thi he chalomeri ye khwaish puri karogi?”

Swati –“chalo ,iss jindegi maine kuch toh acha kaam kiya tha maien ki aakhir waqt maine tumhara kuch khwaish pur kar paungi .plz batao kuch bhi aaj agar tumne jaan bhi mang diya to bhi maine khushi khushi de dungi “

RB-“aare mainetumhe kya puch rah ahun aur tum mujhe ye baten suna rahi ho.bolo pura karogi ya nahini ?”

Swati –“haan,pucho!”

RB –“mujh se wada karo ab tum aage se marne ki baat nahini karogi aur phir se thik hogi wo bhi jaldi se mere lie tumahre maa ke liye tumhare ghar walon ke liye aur ********”

Swati –“aur ?????”

RB –“kuch nahini bas wada karo jaldi thik ho jaoge “

Swati “thik he . tum mujh se wada karo ki iss ke wadle miane tumse ja mangungi tum mujhe doge ?”

RB-“aare maine pucha tha tumne nahini ..chalo thik he wada jo mangogi maine pura karoonga , ab so jao .”

Phir RB swati ko sula ke dusre room maine nikal jata he

Swati -“ bas tumahre sare swal aur meri sari galti sirf wo aakhir “aur” maine hi reh gaya “

fantastic update bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update 6
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Wanhi doosri aur swati ke pita ko jab apni beti ki khabar 1 hafte se nahini milti he toh wo pura sehar chan maarte haine .pehle bhi swtai aise hi chali jaati thi kanhi bhi doston ke sath toh isi lye unhone pehle toh dhyan nahini diya par jab uske doston se bi pooch liya toh ab pure seharmaine dhoondna chalu hogaya …


Wanhi doosre room maine RB aake bed pe beth jaata he . shayad aaj wo swati ko himmat rakhne ki baat kar raha tha par apne kismat pe ro raha tha ,jis ladki ki shakal jindegi maine kabhi na dekhne ki kasam khai thi aaj us ladki ke liye uske aankonmaine aansoo he jo ki band hone ki naam bhi nahini le rahe haine .isi baat ko sochte sochte wo apne jindegi ki gehrai maine kho jaata he ..



PHASE -2
(yanha se perspective change ho rahi hai .story wapas se isi point se resume hogi flash back end hon e pe )


Class 10th maine ache number ke sath school topper RB ke man maine dhero khwaishein thi ki padh likh kar jaroor kuch banega .kyun ki middle class family hone se uska ek hi motivation or goal tha kisi ache se job paake apne family ki jaroorat ko pura karna aur uske liye ek achi college se padhai karna jaroori tha .Ab ache number aagye the to college admission maine koi dikkat to nahini thi easily ho jana tha bas problem ye thi ki aas pass ke city ke bhi bohat bachhe aaate the admission karne isi college maien toh pasandida subject milne maine shayad dikkat ho sakta he . Aaj se application dubmit hone suru hone wale the . Subha ko RB brekfast kar hi raha tha ki tabhi uska dost Vikram (vicky) aajata he .


Vicky - chal be jaldi ready ho jaa ,kitna thhus rah he be ?

RB - han mujhe gyan deke jo tu abhi mere plate aloo paratha utha liya usse kya kahenge !

Vicky –aare maine to teri madat kar rah tha khanna jaldi khatam karne maine >>>

RB – han han dikh raha he madad teri isi karya ko hi vedon purano maine ashurprabruti kaha gaya he .

Vicky –chal be subha subha gyan mat chod thik he

RB – bhai ghar pe he ham gali mat de barna dono ki lag jayegi .

Vicky – han toh phir jaldi nigal ke uth chalte haine

RB- bhai bas do min ruk jaa bas lassi pi lon chalte haine

Vicky lassi ke glass ko uthanke ek hi sansh maine gatak gya aur bola le khatam hogaya ab chal . RB usse man hi man gaali de deke utha aur mummy ko bolke nikal gaya café ke taraf apply karne . admission format tha pehele student sabko online apply karn hota he then uss form ko undertaking ke sath aur sare doccument ke sath leke college maine submit karna hota he . Dono cyber café ponhach gaye aur 1 gahnte ke liye 30 rs de diya (sala kya loot te the be uss time cyber café wale kasam se ab bhi rona aata he soch ke .aur ham bhi sirf faltu ke video dekhne ke chakar maine paise phuk aate the ). Dono ne apply karna chalu ho gaya aur lagbhag 30 min maine dono ka apply ho gaya .

Vicky- bhai ye toh ho gaya dono ki sara doccuments set .

RB- han to chal chalte haine yaar .

Vicky- aabe itnijaldi jaake kya gate kholega beth abhi . 1ghante ka paisa diya he pura use kar be .

RB- aare yaar….

Vicky – tu beth na yaar .cahal FB accounta banate haine tera

RB –mujhe nahini banana bhai .

Vickey tu beth be chup chap .

Phir wo log wanha RB ka FB account banate hain .aur phir college ke liye nikal jaate haine .Form jama karne wali line maine khachakhach bhid hoti hai . RB jaake line khada ho jata he par vicky do minute line maine khade hone ke bad bolta hai – bhai tu kahda reh yanha pe maine nikal raha hun aage kuch jugad bhidane ke liye .

RB –aare aabe agar jugad bhid raha hota toh itne bache kyun line pe khade hote khada hoja thoda der yanha pe .

Vicky- aabe chup kar dekh maine kaise 5 minute pe kaam khatam karta hun .

RB-thik he bhai jaa tu

Vicky chala jaat he andar aur RB wanhi khade hoke aage piche line ko dekh raha hota he . tabhi uske najar saamne road pe jaata he saamne se ek sunadr si ladki aarahi thi ek pal ke liye toh RB ko laga ki maano time ruk sa gaya ho aur hawayen achanak tez ho gayee ho aur wo ladki dhire dhire RB ke pass aati he aur RB ke samne khadi ho jati he aur phir RB ko dekhti he aur dhire se apni hath se hilake uske kandhe ko touch karke hilati he aur phir …phir kas ke ek thapad lagati he .. RB achanak hadabada jata he

Vicky-aabe wo sale gay tab se tujhe bula raha hun kanha pe khoya hua he aur mujhe aise has kar kyun dekhraha tha .mujhe tujh pe pehlese hi dobt tha sala hijda kanhi ka .

RB-aare tu kanah se aagaya achanak

Vicky – achanak matlab kab se tere samne khada hun aake aur tujhe do baar hila ke bhi puch liya par tu khud hi jinda lash jaise khada tha .

RB-acha caha bata kya hua .

Vicky – chal bhai maine toh apni form jama karadi ,500 rs lage peon ko dediya abhi wo form jama karke recipt leke aayega .tu khada reh yenhi pe dhoop maien ..

RB- to tu kanha jayega ?

Vicky-aabe mujhe kya tere tarha vella aadmi samjh rakha he kya jaake ladkiyan dekhunga .

RB- han to jaa maine kya karu

Vicky – tu kar bhi kya sakta he .gay sala

Aur vicky chala gaya ladki taadne aur RB wanhi khada raha aur kuch student se baat chit karne laga

RB-hi,my self RB

Sooraj-hi RB, my self sooraj

RB- bhai ye line toh khatam nahini ho rahi he ?

Sooraj – bhai form toh easily jama ho rahe haine but panga ye he ki science aur commerce walo ko ek line maine daal diya he aur science wale apne branch decide karne ke liye issue bana rahe haine kyun ki seat limited he .waise aap kons stream apply kar rahe haine

RB- bhai maine toh science aur aap

Sooraj – mera bhi . chalo acha hua pehele hi dost ban gayee hum.

Tabhi ek peon aat he aur announce karta he ki commerce walo window no10 maine jao aapka wanah pe hoga ..aur sare commerce wal enikal jate haine .

RB –chalo ab toh pura khali hoagaya tension free.

Sooraj- han bhai lagta he bhagwan ne sun liya aakhir kaar hamari murad barna ab khade hote sham tak yanhi pe

anmol update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 7
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Tabhi ek peon aat he aur announce karta he ki commerce walo window no10 maine jao aapka wanah pe hoga ..aur sare commerce wal enikal jate haine .

RB –chalo ab toh pura khali hoagaya tension free.

Sooraj- han bhai lagta he bhagwan ne sun liya .
Ab aage
Aur uske baad wo dono apna form submit karte haine aur aage ka procedure pata karte haien 15 din baad second delection ke sath hi 1st selection walo ko allot hui branch ka declare hoga tabhi aap hostel ke liye bhi apply kar sakte ho.

Sooraj- bhai tum hostel apply karoge kya .

RB- han bhai mujjhe ghar se bohat door padega toh karna padega .

Sooraj- waise to maine yanha mama ke ghar rehta hun par maine hostel rehna chata hun .wanha pe bohat restiction hai.maine bas kuch dost dhoond raha tha ki hostel room apply sath maine karne ke liye .

RB –thik he bhai chalo nikalte haine phir milenge .

Phir wo dono number exchange karte haine. Aur RB vicky ko dhoondte hue aa jata he campus side janha dekhta he ki vicky moonh latkaye betha he .

RB –kya hua bhai ?

Vicky – puch hi mat sala peon ko paise aur form diye sale ne paise toh thik se rakh diya jeb maine par pata nahini form kanha rakhdiya andar ab mil nahini raha he to recipt nahini de rahe haine ab kya karu ?

RB- aare aare hamare bhai ke tph lenter lage pade hai . pehle toh badi bedi hank rah tha .

Vicky – han time he tera maar le .bol to jhuk jaun ache se mar liyo .

RB – aare gussa kyun ho raha hai . aa dekhte haine andar ek baar .

Anadr se unhe bataya gaya ki aap log wait kar lijiye bahar ,ek bar admission complete ho jaye tab aap ke doccument ek baar check karlenge .

RB- bhai gussa na ho toh ek baat bolun .

Vicky –han bol .

RB – aabe sun be nalke g**d to mara liya bohat ab jaake chup chap kuch khane ko le aa .ab pata nahini kitna der bethna padega .

Vicky kuch nahini bolta bas ek baar dekhta he RB ke tarf aur sochta he han beta mera bhi din aayega aur bahar chala jata he khana lane ke liye . phir dono beth ke wanhi khane lag jaate haine ab pura college khali ho gaya tha lag bhag sare student chale gaye the .aur hamare dono laad sahab bethe the shayad college ko lock karke aane ke liye ..

Tabhi peon aake unhe bulata he .aur dono uske sath andar chale jaate haine .

Andar unko vicky ka form and doccument miljata he dono submit karke .ghar aajate haine .ab bas din aise hi bita gaye .iss bich RB ka sooraj ke stah bhi bat hua ki wo teeno RB,soorajaur vicky sath maine ek room ke liye request kar leneg .dekhte dekhte 15 din chale gaye aur aaj 1st semistar walon ka branch allotment nikalne wala tha aur sath maine 2nd selection walon ka submission tha . dono ponhach jate haine college . sooraj bhi unhe wanhi mil jaat he .

Sooraj – bhai log abhi toh list aaya nahini he kya karte haine chalo bahar ghum ke aate hai. Andar jake kya karna he waise bhi .

Vicky- tumhe jana he toh jao maine chala samjbaad karne

Sooraj-samajbaad??

RB- aare bhai uska matlab ladki taadne aur jo girls aaj 2nd selection wali aayi hongi submit karne unse help karne ke bahane …chance marne .

Vicky – dekh bhai tujhe gar ladkon maine intrest he toh ismine ham kya kar sakt hein .

Sooraj –LOL

RB- chal bhai ham chalte haine ye toh nahini aane wala .

Wo dono bahar ke taraf chal padte he aur vicky admission wing ke taraf .

Sooraj aur RB ek dookan ke pass jate haine sooraj ek cigarette kharidta hai.aur pina shuru kardeta hai.

Aur hamare RB mahashay moong daal ka packet pe hath saaf karne maine lag jaate haine (aabe sala iss chutiye character ko kyun hero banaya sala bhukad kanhi ka)

To dono bahar ghum gham ke wapas aagaye .aur vicky ke pass jane lage .aare bhai bhai vicky sach maine ek cute si bandi ka help kar raha tha .aur baaten bhi kar rah tha (kash maine isse hero banata ….) .ye dono bas uski karamat dekh rahe the . vicky ne uska form fill up karadiya aur doccument ke sath ache se attch karake sab ready kara diya . tabhi list bhi lag gaye 1st selection walo branch allotment ki. Toh vicky usse bye bol ke aagaya apne doston ke pass .

Sooraj- bhai sahi khel gaya londa pakka khiladi he tu .

Vicky – han han pata he baap ko mat sikha

Sooraj- naam kya *****

Vicky – sochna bhi mat ..meri already book he tu koi aur dekh liyo aur naam bata du Dipika.

Sooraj – chalo ab list dekh lete haine pehele .

Phir wo log list dekhne chale gaye naseeb se sab ka PCM aagaya aur bas baad maine optional choose karna tha wo college suru hone ke sath hi karna tha .ab wo sab aur hostel apply form fill up karte haine aur sath maien room ke liye apply kar lete haine 4 student per room allot ho rahe the toh agar a log 4th naam nahini diya toh inko koi random selection milega .par inke pass uss time aur koi naam nahini tha to a sirf 3 hi naam de diye aur aaagyae wapis .aur bahar aagaye .ab koi khash plan na tha to nikal gaye sab soota pine ke chakar maine .tabhi piche se awaj aati he .

“excuse me,vicky”. Sab piche mood ke dekhte haine piche ek sundar si ladki khadi thi .

Vicky –aap mujhe bula rahi haine?

Sooraj- bhai ye ek din maine kitne ladki pata liya be tune ?

Vicky – aabe mujhe nahini pata be ye kon he rook matter kya he sun ke aata hun .

Sooraj-bhai ye meri fix fix fix .galti se bhi kuch mat sochna

RB- ……………………….

Sooraj- aabe kya hua kuch bolega

RB bas ek taq uss tarf dekh raha tha jiss taraf wo ladki khadi thi .
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sorry bhai log contest ke liye ek story likh raha tha to update nahini de paya . wo story bhi post ho gayee hai.plz usse bhi ek baar check kar lo aur apna review jaroor dena .

DIL ,DOSTI AUR JINDEGI

https://xforum.live/threads/★☆★-xforum-ultimate-story-contest-2019-entry-thread-★☆★.6804/page-4#post-728788

vicharniye update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 8
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Sooraj- bhai ye ek din maine kitne ladki pata liya be tune ?
Vicky – aabe mujhe nahini pata be ye kon he rook matter kya he sun ke aata hun .
Sooraj-bhai ye meri fix fix fix .galti se bhi kuch mat sochna
RB- ……………………….
Sooraj- aabe kya hua kuch bolega
RB bas ek taq uss tarf dekh raha tha jistarf wo ladki khadi thi
Ab aage
wanhi doosre taraf chalte haine kya baat ho rahi he .

Vicky- haan ji batiye aapne mujhe bulaya .

She- Hi, iam swati ,Swati Dibang (lo ji aagyee madam hamari tab se dhood rahe the ki gayee toh gayee kanha .ab ye mat batana ki dusre writer ki tarah maien tarif karoon ki aise dikhti he waisi dikhti he .bhai kasam se agar ye story ki character na hoti na maine abhi propose karleta bus imagine karlo uss hisab ki cute hai. **galat baat galat bat apne hi story character pe najar dal rah hun ..bhagbaan maaf nahini karenege)

Vicky – hello. Par maine aapko nahini pehcahana. Kya ham mil chooke hain.

Swati-nahini actually maine dipika ki dost hun aap apna college I’d card wanhi bhool aye the .dipika line maine khadi he toh maine aapko wapas karne aagyee “

Vicky- wo. Thanks

Swati- aare thanks kaisa ,aapne bhi toh dipika ki madad kiya form aur doccument set karne maien barna hamara itne jaldi kanha ho pata submission.

Tabhi dipika bhi wanha pe aajati he aur

Dipika – hey,sorry vicky main khud na aa pai dene .

Vicky its ok baba tum line khadi thi so its ok .chalo acha hi hua isi bahane swati madam se mulaqat hogay . na kya kehte ho swati ji

Swati- tum pehele na mujhe ye ji lagake bulana band karo aunty jaisi feeling aati he

Dipika – sorry vicky hamaine abhi jana hoga kuch kaam he aur aap ke dost log bhi wait kar rahe haien .

Vicky-its ok bye dipika ,bye swatiji

Swati-phir se

Tabhi dipika swati ki hath pakad ke wanha se bhag jaati he …

Swati- aare kya hua konsa kaam he

Dipika –ruk tujhe batati hun konsa kaam he !!!!!

Doosri taraf vicky wapas apne doston ke pass wapas aajata he .

Sooraj-bhai kya naam tha uski

Vicky- swati dibang

Sooraj – bhai ham dono ke naam bhi matching kar raha he .swati aur sooraj

RB- chale yanha se

Vicky- kanha be

RB –ghar aur kanha yanah kya krana he aur ..chal sooraj bye milte haine phir hostel allotment ka notification 10 dinmaine aane wala he uske 5 din bad college suru sidha milte haine phir .

Sooraj- thikhe bhai , par hua kya kuch problem he kya kanhi jaana he kya .

RB- han yaar actually ghar pe aaj kuch kaam he

Soora j-ok bhai bye milt ehaine phir

Phir sooraj nikal jatahe apne side aur RB aur vicky bhi pane side raste maine ek bridge padta he uske just baad khet mast mahol pur a. wanhi pe vicky bike rukata he .aur RB ko bolta he beth . phir RB aur vicky beth jate haine

Vicky – ab bata kya hua

RB- kya kya hua

Vicky –sala chutiya dikhta hun kya tujhe maien.wo toh chal tujhe 1 mahina hu amila he jab usko bhi laga kuch gad bad he toh maine toh tera bachpan ka dost hun

RB- aare kuch nahini bhai .

Vicky – ache se bolega ya phir tera pant nikal ke sach bahar niklun

RB – dekh par tu kisse batana nahini

Vicky- kya tu pregnet he kya ?? arae bhai maine baap ban gaya

RB – isi liye nahini batata tujhe

Vicky- chal ab majak nahini karoonga ab bata

RB- wo jo ladki thi na aaj colleg maine

Vicky – kon dipika ??

RB- nahini uski dost

Vicky – swati ?

RB –han

Vicky –to uska kya hua

RB- maine uss ladki ko kuch din pehele sapne maine dekha tha .ki maine usse colleg main milne wala hun . aur wo mujhe sabke samne thapad mar rahi he aur maine ro raha hun .

Vicky-kya kya kya .bhaikonsa ganja maarke aay he mujhe bhi de de soild maal he re baba

RB- sach bol raha hun

Vicky –chal mujhe bata diya aur kisiko mat banana barna wo thapad wali baat sach ho jayega

(sala chutiya hero aisa bhi kabhi hota he kya sapne maine dekha sala yanha pe real maine ladki dikhe tab bhi yaad nahini rehta aur iss maharaj ko sapne maine ladki dikh raha he )

Vicky- chal thik he jaane de be kuch nahini tujhe aisa hi lag raha hoga . kabhi lagta he ki ye chiz hamre sath pehele bhi ho chuk ahe tu tension na le .

Phir wo RB ko samjha ta he aur phir dono ghar wapas aajate haine . ghar aake RB apne mummy ko batata he ki admissionaur hostel ki details .aur phir khana kha ke chala gaya bahar ghumane .wanhi doosri taraf college se aane ke bad dipika swati ko call karti he

Swati –han bol aaj kaise iss time meri yaad aagye tujhe

Dipika – tujhse ek baat karni he college maine bol nahini payee .

Swati- kya , aurhan tu mujhe wanha se kyun ghasit ke le ayee .

Dipika – aur tu jo mere wale pe dore daal rahi thi uska kya ..

Swati- tere wale pe matlab

Dipika –aare vicky ke baat kar rahi hun

Swati –ohh ho chalo madam ki juban pe baat aa hi gayee .. mujhe to pehele hi lag tha .ab to tu dekh college suru hone de kya kya karti hun tere vicky ke sath

Dipika – ohh madam tu na rehne hi de waise bhi wo tujh sekuch jada hi baat kar rah tha .. usse to main ebaad maine dekh loongi .waise bhi tujhe toh koi bhi mil jayegi mereliye chod dena meri pyari friend he na

Swati – bol to aise rahi he jaise line lagi padi he mre piche

Dipika – aare jaan tu toh kabhibhi line laga de apni piche colleg suru hone de bas .. aaj bhikitne toojhe ghoor rahe the

Swati –aur mujhe hi pata nahini kon kon muje dekh raha tha .

Dipika –aare kitn eladke dekh rahe the pata he tujhe sab se jada toh vicky ke dost tujhe dekh rahe the jaise ekha jayenge ..

Swati -vicky ke dost .. han maine bhi dekh tha ..kya naam tha uss ladke ki blue shirt wala .

Dipika –sooraj shayad .. acha he dikhne ko bhi bol to teri setting kara dun

Swati-aare meri maa pehle apni toh ghar basale meri baad maine basan

Dipika –aur wo durs ladka white shirt wal kya naam tha uska RB shayd wo to tujhe moonh phad ke dekh rah tha ha ha ha ha

Swati- aabe wo han ..ek number ka cartoon lag raha tha upar se naam bhi dekh RB jaise issse jada cool banda koi he hi nahini college maine

(he bhagbaan maine mar kyun nahini jata mere story ke hero ki itni beijaati ho rahi he aur oye madam usko chahe gali dedo par RB naam acha he .. thik he uspe kuch mat kehna .. han baki cartoon to wo he hi . kisi doosre ko hero bana dun . nahin be phir se likhna padega isi se kaam chala dete haine )

Dipika – aise mat bol be , thoda cartoon tha par acha banda lag raha tha dil se

Swati- oye madam, tujhe uska dil kanha se dikh gaya be .. itne door se mujhe to uska wo cartoon sa chera bhi na dikha (hey bhagwaan phir se beijaati koi jehar la do be )

Dipika – chal dekte haine colege khulne ke baad waise bhi sun maine tera aur mera sathmaien hostel ke liye apply kar diya baki do random aayenge ladkiyan rrom parter.

Swati – oye sun na koi jugad bhida sakti he kaise sooraj aur vicky hamare room partner ban jayen ….

Dipika – oye hawasan tu toh rehne de padhne jaa rahi he bachon ka factory daalne …

Swati- ha ha ha haha h kya karoon yaar banda itna hi cute hai . aare uska number jugad kar na
Dipika-sach maine puchun vicky se ?
swati - aare maine majak kar rahi thi re
Dipika-tu khud bhi pagal he aur mujhe bhi bana rahi he . chal phone rakhti hun bye .

roshan update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 10
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Dipika – tu ab meri dimag kharab kar rhi he .
Swati- tu ek kaam kar vicky se na puch ek baar ..
Dipika- han thik he meri maa ab kaam kar laine thoda .
Swati-thik he chal
Ab aage
Tabhi lucy bhi saaman leke aajati he aur teno milke room sajana bhi suru kar dete haine . wanhi doosre aur vicky aur sooraj room maine jab ponhach te haine toh RB pehele se hi room ko sahi kar diya tha aur sab ka saaman bhi lagwa diya tha cupboard maine .par wo khud wanha pe na tha . sooraj toh aate hi bed pe let gay apar vicky RB ko dhoondne bahar chala gaya to usse pata chala ki wo chat pe he .

Vicky- bhai tu yanha pe kya kar raha he ?

Vicky- sun raha he tu –

RB- han kya hua bula raha tha

Vicky – aabe bula nahini chila raha tha . aur tu aaj ajeeb kyun behave kar raha he .

RB- aare kuch nahini . bas aise hi .

Vicky-thik he mat bata par aise to mat raha kar . ab nich chal jab tera dil kare bata dena .

Wo dono niche aajate haine . tab niche pata chalta he kuch reasons ke chalte fresher’s party 7 din baad hogi . uss se pehele jo jo participate karna chahate haine wo registration kara le. Rules and regulation usi time batayenge .

Bas aise hi din bit jaate haine class aur jaan pehchanmaine kyun ki college just suru hue the to classes bhi dhang ke nahini lage the . Aaj rat ko fresher’s party he toh sab lag gaye the apne aap ko ready karne ko . pure auditorium maine kacha kach bhid thi . anchor ne aake announce kiya aur formal greeting ke baad usne bataya ladkiyan apne detial bahar board maine jama karenge jo jo participate karenge aur unka selection by direct voting selection hoga aur qualifier ke liye top 3 jayenge jiinhe sab se jada votes milenge aur ladkon ka alag competition hoga jinmaine se 7 qualify honge jinmaine se quiz maine se 1 , song se 2 , dance se 2 aur ramp walk se 1 aur pushup completion se 1 select honge .(sala ladkon se majdoori karwa rahe haine aur ladkyan bas bethe bethe chehera dikha ke selection ho jayengi).

Sare compition hone ke baad kuch alag se program tha jaise seniors kuch boring speech (bilkool mere writing jaisi) thi .


Anchor- so, guys ab hamare pass sare mr. fresher qualifier round winners ke naam aa gaye haine jo ki he

Song – vicky ,jatin

Dance –sunil , manoj

Push up- dibesh

Quiz- RB

Ramp walk – sooraj

Aur ms fresher ke qualifier haine Barsha ,Nisha,Swati .so iss roundmain ekoi direct compition nahini hoga ye thoda filmy style maine hoga all thanks to our mr great sumit sir (student union leader ) jo lagta he aaj kal kuch jada hi movie dekhne lage haine .toh aisa he aap sab o ek form milega jin maine 50 question honge aap ke hobby se leke aapke vision sab kuch jin dono ka maximum question same honge unko titel milega . yaar sumit mujhe ab bhi ye idea bohat bakwaas lag rah he plz purana wala hi continue kar te haine …

Sumit- aare pamkhudi kyun tension le rahi he chal mainebol diya he to dekh thik hi hoga ..

Toh program suru hota he .ar sab ne form fill up karne lag jaate haine .sibyae vicky ke wo beth ke sab ko dekh rah tha .aise hi ye bhi khatam hogaya .ab result diclare 1 hour baad hona tha tab tak koi singer aaye the mumbai se wo gaane wale the .

Bahar sab gather ho gaye full group .

RB- suno tum log betho maine aata hun abhi .

Vicky – be tujhe kya hua ab tu kanah jaa raha he .

RB- aare kuch na hua abhi aa raha hun .

Dipika – vicky tum ne kuch bhara kyun nahini form maine .

Vicky – jaroorat hi nathi mujhe . ab agr maine jeet bhi jaat to fayeda kya hota .

Sooraj –aabe tujhe ek extraa kidney free milta .ham kya faide ke liye part liye be .tu to sala audience maien bethe ladkiyon ko dekh raha tha .

Vicky- kyun bhai ,maarne maine tula he .

Dipika- sachmaine tum ye kar rahe the .

Vicky- aare maine kyun aisa karunga .ye sala jalta he mujhse .

Dipik a- its ok , tum sab wait karo maine kuch snack leke aati hun

Vicky- aabe saale pad gaya chain tujhe . ruk maine jata hun iske piche ..

(aur wo bhi uske piche chala jaat ahe )

Sooraj- sala pata tha mujhe , ab jab donoek doosre ko like karte ho to phir faltu ki ***** kyun laga rakhe haine .

Swati- kya karein , ab sare ladke itne bewkoof ho rahe hain iss maine kya hamri kasoor he .

Sooraj- matlab

Swati- aare ladkyan kyun kahenge ki wo like karti he ladkon ko pehle propose karna hota he na …

Sooraj- han baad maine tum log ye keh sako ki tum hamare piche aaye the na ki ham gaye the . wah wah pehele se hi excuse apne passs rakh ti ho .

Tabhi RB bhi wanha aa jata he .

RB- ye vicky kanha gaya?

Sooraj- gaya he apne hone wali gf ko manane .


Tabhi sab ko andar bula lete haine kyun ki singers ki program khatam hone wali thi .

Vicky- kya hua yaar gussa kyun ho .

Dipika- maine kanha gussa hun .maine toh snack lene aayi hun

Vicky- aare wo sooraj majak kar raha tha

Dipika- majak, toh phirtumne part kyun na liya ,

Vicky-aare kuch reason the .

Dipika – sach sach batao na ladkyon ko ghur rahe the .

Vicky – aare tum samjhti kyun nahini ho maine kisiko nahini dekh raha tha .

Dipika – toh phir,

Vicky – maine jeet bhi jata to kya karta tum toh nahini thi na.

Dipika- matlab.

Vicky – kuch nahini.

Dipika -plz bato na .

Vicky – maine chahata tha ki tum bhi qualify ho aur tum aur maine ms& mr fresher bane .ab jab tum hi qalify nahini hui toh maine kya karta part leke .

Dipika- matlab tumne mere liye part nahini liya

Vicky- han

Dipika- han toh ab iske liye tum mujhe blame kar rahe ho .. maine kya tum se kaha tha aisa karne ko .

Vicky – aare meri maa, bhagwaan ne upar ka floor khali diya he kya .. maine tumse pyar karta hun iss liye part nahini liya aur tumhe lag rah he maine tumhe blame kar rah hun ..

Dipika- ye kya baat hui maien tumse kab kaha ki maine tumhe blame ….. wait a minute kya kaha tumne pyaar ..

Vicky – aare tabse yehi toh keh raha hun ki maine tumse pyar karta hun I love you ..

Dipika- thank you thank you thankyou .

Vicky – aaare wo gawar maine tumhe I love you bol raha hun birthday wish nahinikar rah hun jo thank you keh rahe ho .

Dipika- maine tumhe nahini bhagwan ko keh rahi hun ..

Vicky – aur mere liya kya ans he .

Dipika- tumhare liye ,,, tunhe to ans baad maine milega .

Vicky – ye kya baat hui , haan ya naa maine jawab dena he ismaine baad ka kya kehna he .

Dipika-aare bol diya na bas baad maine matlab baad maine ,abhi chalo andar .

Vicky- chalo chalte haine .

chamkili update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

parsanshniye update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 11
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Dipika- tumhare liye ,,, tunhe to ans baad maine milega .

Vicky – ye kya baat hui , haan ya naa maine jawab dena he ismaine baad ka kya kehna he .

Dipika-aare bol diya na bas baad maine matlab baad maine ,abhi chalo andar .

Vicky- chalo chalte haine .
Ab aage
Senior Guy-“hey tum RB ke dost hona ?”

Vicky-han sir kya hua

S.G- tum mere sath aao ek baar. ham RB ko ham dhoond rahe the par wo mil nahini rah hai...kuch kam tha uss se . filhaal toh tum hi aajao management room maine .

Wanhi doosre taraf

Anchor- so guys jo iss competion ko jeet rahe haine wo pair he swati aur sooraj inke lagbhag 89% match aaye haine ..

Swati aur sooraj stage pe jaate haien janha swati ko crown pehnaya jaat he .. aur unko unke gift hampers aur doosre prize item diya jaat he … aur thodi der dance aur baki proggramme hone ke baad sab wapis aa jate haine ..

At hostel

Swati- kya baat he aaj maine ms fresher bani hun par ronak kisi aur ke chehre maine dikh raha hai .

Lucy- han maine bhi yahi baat notice kar rahi hun

Dipika- kya mujhe bol rahe ho ?

Swati- aare wah aaj toh madam ko aas pass ka haal hi pat nahini chal rah he .bata na kya hua he

Dipika- Vicky proposed me .

Swati – really ,congrats aaj toh double party hogi …

Dipika- par maine han nahini kaha use.

Swati- kyaaa . tune use mana kar diya .aabe pagal hai kya ..tu khud uspe mar rahi thi aur aaj wo samne se proposed kiya toh tune mana kardiya .

Dipika – aare nare mana nahini kiya bas hold maine dala he ..

Swati- aur wo kyun bhala.

Dipika- aare usimaine toh maja he ..ab wo daily mere piche ans ke liye aayega …

Swati- aare wah meri yaar toh kafi chalak ho gayee.par bachhu ham toh party lenge chahe jo b hi ho jaye ..

Dipika- aare le lena pehele teri ms fresher hone ki de de meri wali kal le lena

Swati -nahini .. bahna mat bana .jab tu apni party degi tab hi maine dungi .kal fix he thik hai.

Dipika- ok .

Swati chalo maine fresh hoke aaati hun ..

Dipika-aare maine toh ye Vicky ko dena bhul gayee.

Lucy- kya bhul gayee .

Dipika- aare jab ham bahar aaye the auditorium maine se tab ek senior event management se aake batye ki RB ne apna naam final competition se withdraw kar diya toh bas usika form use lotane ko dhud rahe the mil nahin raha th awo toh Vicky ko de diya .wo mere pass hi reh gayee hai.

Lucy- ohh. Acha sun dikhana ek baar kya kya likha he ussne .

Dipika- kyun ..

Lucy- aare tere sir toh tere chakar maine kuch bhare hi nahini kass ye agar withdrwal nahini karta toh shayd iska match aajata kisi ke sath ..

Lucy- han yaar .

Dipika-ruk barsha ko phone karke poochte haine kya ans diya tha usne aur match karte haine ..

Swati- kya match karne ki baat ho rahi hai.

Dipika-aare RB apna form ………………………………………………………….. yeh hai puri baat aur ham barsha se iska match karke dekh rahe haine kitna match karta hai.

Swati-ohhh.toh phone lagana. Par sun usko iss bare maine kuch mat batan bas ans jaanke check karenge kitne % milte haine .

Lucy – aur tu apni bhi match kar lena thik he ..

Swati- ab ,meri kyun .

Dipika-aare kar lena .ya ispe bhi sooraj ko boora lag jayega kya

Swati- tu phir bolne lagi …

To wo barsha ko phone karte haine aur eke k match karne lag jaati haine . ans 11% aata he ..

Dipika-aare yaar ye toh 11% aa rahe haine..

Lucy- acha hua ki RB ne apna form withdraw kar liya barna match karne wale has has ke mar jaate .

Dipika- haan yaar to toh bada cartoon nikla be 50% bhi match nahi hua .

Lucy- are swati tera kitna match aaya .

Swati-15%

Dipika- chalo kam se 15 % to hua .

Lucy- muje lagta ye na iss duniya ka ek hi sample hai. Iska aadha ans dekh ke tohmaine khud hairan hun ..aisa shayad single pics he ye duniya maine ..

Dipika- aare kya hua swati.tu ky asoch rahi he ..

Swati .- kuchh nahini

Lucy –yaar tum baten karo mujhe nikalana he barsh ane aaj bulaya he apne mama ke ghar ..raat ko wanhi rookungi

Dipika- han han jaa barsha toh sirf bahana he asli maine uske cousin se milna he ..

Lucy- han toh kya hua tune toh apne liye dekh liya ab mujhe bhi toh dekhna hoga na ..chal bye good night

Dipika- han bye and have very good night with barsha”s cousin

Lucy- haye . teri munh maine ghee sakkar.

Dipika- aabe jaaa sajan ji wait kar rahe honge.

Lucy – hmm wo toh he .bye .

Swati& dipika – bye

Dipika- chal ab bata kya hua hai.

Swati – kya hua mujhe

Dipika - itna khoyee hui he .aur bol rahi he ki kuch nahini

Swati- 95

Dipika- kya 95

Swati 95%

Dipika- aare bolegi bhi kya hua hai.

Swati- RB aur mera 95% match aarah hai

Dipika- kyaa, par tune to 15 % bola tha

Swati- wo maine lucy ke saamne ye nahini batana cha rahi thi

Dipika-Iskaa matlab sooraj ke jagha usko ban na tha mr fresher .

Swati- han

Dipika- chalo ye toh acha hua ki usne withdrawl kar diya barna sooraj kaise banta ..

Swati- han par uska mere se 95% match aarah he aur sooraj ka 89%

Dipika- toh kya hua .. tu ye stupid si game ki result ko serious le rahi hai.

Swati- phir bhi maine jaan ti hun par sooraj ka jada aana tha na mere sath iske sath kyun aay ..

Dipika- aare chhod na kyun uss cartoon ke chakar maine dimag kharap kar rahi he aaj itne din hogaye class start hue aur admission ko mujhe toh ab tak uska shakal dhang se yaad nahini he .

Swati- par usne form withdrawl kyun kiya fir .

Dipika- mujhe kyun pata .maine konsa use baat karti hun

Swati- to tu Vicky se puch na .

Dipika- aare tu pagal he kya . tu seriously ye soch rahi he kya teri aur uski…

Swati- aare meri maa maine pani nahini teri soch rahi hun

Dipika – meri?

Swati – mujhe lagta he won a tereko like karta he isiliye usne jab tera selection nahini hua toh wo bhi withdrawl kar diya ..

Dipika- aare kuch bhi .wo kyun mujh ko like karega

Swati- toh Vicky ne bhi kya kiya wo bhi same kaam kiya na ,bas ek likh ke form withdraw kiya ussne kuch likha hi nahini.

Dipika- be ab tu mujhe confuse kar rahi he wo vikcy ka friend he to aisa gar kuch karega Vicky ko pat toh hoga .

Swati – aare mental wo tujhe agar like kar rah he toh kya wo Vicky ko batayega iss baremaine .kyun ki use bhi pata hoga na ki Vicky tujh se like karta hai.

Dipika- aare ,,… rook maine Vicky se baat karti hun .
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Sorry Bhai Log Ye Wala Update Jald Baji Maine Likha Hai Wo Bhi Bohat Late Night Maine To Kuch Idhar Hua Ho To Maaf Karna .

amulye update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

chitchor update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 13
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Dipika- kyun be ?

Swati- phir mujhe kyun bol rahio he wo to apne phone maine lagi padi he .

Dipika- aur ….. RB ?

Swati- wah kya suggestion diya he .wo cartoon toh pata nahin kya kar rah he pura gadi maine osya hua tha itna ego ki kisi se baat bhi nahini karta abhibhi gadi maine soya hua he …

Dipika-thik he meri maa.par Vicky ko tujhe manana padega .

Swati -thik hai.
Ab aage
Phir sab upar taraf badhne lagte haine lucy aur Sooraj to tab tak aage bhi niakl gaye the .swati vicky ko mana bhi leti hai. To Vicky bhi thoda sa dur chalne lagta hai akele .

Barsha-RB ,

RB- han bolo kya hua ..

Barsha- tum mere sath chaloge ..

RB-kyun tunhe rasta nahini pata .

Barsha- aare tumhe puch rahi thi sath chalne ko itna kyun bhadak rahe ho..wo sab to group banake chale gaye baki bache ham ab ham niklenge toh chahe sath maien jaye ya alag alag ek hi sath jayenge na .

RB- par……

Barsha- aare baba,chalona itna attitude toh ladkiyan bhi nahini dikhati haine jitna tum dikha rahi ho.

Aana he toh aao barna thik he

RB- barsha , I ‘m sorry.mujhe tumse aise baat nahini karna tha

Barsha- kya kya kya ..kya bola sorry aare wah aaj kaise apne ego ko side kar diya tumne .

RB- ismaine ego ki baat kanha se aayee .

Barsha- aur nahini to kya tum toh kisi se baat hi nahini karte ho group main ebhi kisi se milte julte nahini ho .

RB- aisi baat nahini he mujhe bas logon se jada milna julna pasand nahini hai.

Barsha- acha ,mujhe nhaini pata tha sorry .maine kafi late aye aur mujhe iss bare maine pata nahini tha aur sab ne bataya kit um kafi ego wale ho isiliye ..

RB- aare chodo .wo baa tab chal eya yanhi kahde rehna hai.wo sab nikal gaye kab ke ..

Barsha- kya ..aur mujhe pata hi nahini chala.

RB- jab itne jor se chila chila ke baten karogi to pata kaise chalega aaspass kya ho rah hai.

Barsha – kya bola ..chalo thik pehli baar hai isliye chod rahi hun ..

Wanhi doosre aur lucy aur sooraj upar ponhach jaate hai.aur wanhi pathar pe beth ke sab ka intezar karne lag jaate haine …

Sooraj- aare lucy tumhare pair maine kuch laga hua he

Lucy- kya

Sooraj-ruko hilo mat .(aur wo ek lakdi se ek keeda nikal deta hai)

Lucy-wo my God itna bada keeda .

Sooraj –aare yaar ye keeda bhi na kitno ko itne sundar ladki ko dekhne ka mouqa nahini milta aur wo uss sundar si najuk si ladki ke pair maine chad gaya ..

Lucy-aare wah isse tariff samjhu ya flirt karna

Sooraj- ye toh tumhare upar he bas ham toh sundarta ki pujari hai chand alfazon maine tariff kardete hai.

Lucy- sooraj you are too funny .

(haan haan pata hain yeh jawani hai deewani ka trekking ka seen chap diya yanha pe ..aur nahini to kya ghanta college ke pass hill site hai.ye story sab alag place pe hua hai.ab thoda filmy toh karna hoga na )

Dipika- aare ye Vicky kanha gaya.

Swati –kyaa baat hai madam toh ek paal bhi najar se nahini door jane de rahi haine .

Dipika- aare nahini dikh nahini rah tha to iss liye poocha..

Swati- han chal chal mujhe mat sikha .

Dipika- jab tu iss situation maine hogi na phir bataungi .

Swati- meri toh naseeb hi futi hui hai.

Dipika- kya hua

Swati- dekhna jisko thod abohat like karti thi wo toh lucy ke sath fevicol ke tarha chipka hua hai.

Dipika- han toh ismaine teri galti hai.tujhe use batan chaiye than a .

Swati- maine kyun bataun ..tujhe bhi toh Vicky ne aake bataya

Dipika- toh maine bhi toh usse kehene wali thi usne pehele keh diya par teri tarha bewakoof nahini hun

Dipika- aare wah aaj ho kya rah hai..

Swati ab kya hua ..

Dipika- tu kya kehti thi bohat ego wala ladka hai.kisi ladki se baat bhi nahini karta piche dekh ..

Swati- ye kya ye dono kabse ..

Dipika- pata nahini aaj yanah sab ko kya horaha hai.. ye RB barsha ke sath batein karte hue aa raha hai.na sirf batein balki hasi majak bhi chal raah hai. ye bhagwan ye kya ho raha hai.ya main esapn adekh rahi hun pehel wo lucy sooraj se itna chipak rahi he ab ye aaj ho kya raha hai.

Tabhi RB aur barsha aajate haine . aur beth jate haine unke pass .

Barsha- kya hua tum dono yanha bethe ho baki sab

Dipika- aare aapko bakisab ka khayal bhi hai ,maan na padega .

Barsha- matlab ??

Swati – Vicky yanhi kanhi ghoomne gaya hai.akele aur lucy aur sooraj aage nikal gay ehaine ham unhe phone karte haine wo aajyenge ..

RB- barsh atum betho yanhi pe maine Vicky ke pass jata hun ..

Barsha –bye .

RB- bye

Barsha- dhyan se jaana …aur jaldi aa jana yanhi pe ..

RB- ok

Dipika- aare tu jad auski maa nahini ban rahi hai.

Barsha- kiski RB ki? Aare dost hai wo mera .

Swati- kya kya dost .

Dipika- wo toh ham bhi hai par ham se toh k abhi baat nahini kiya usne sirf faltu ke attitude .

Barsha- wo to tum log sochte ho wo toh acha hai.infact bohat hi acha ladka hai .pata nahini tum hi usse aisa kyun sochte ho ..

Dipika- aare wah kafi kuch jaan gayee ho …

Swati- aare chod na uski pasand kuch aur baten karte hai .ek kaam kar sabko bula mujhe bhook bhi lagi hai..

Dipika, Vicky kophone kar ke bula leti hai .

Dipika- aare Vicky toh aa rah hai par ye dono ka number nahini lag rah hai.

Swati- chal unhe boola ke late haie .

Tabhi wanha pe RB aur vikcy aa jate hain. To swati aur dipika sooraj aur lucy ko boolane chal jaate haine.

Dipika- yaar tu uss side jaa maien upar ki side jati hun tujhe miljaye toh call karna

Swati- ok

Kuch der swati unhe yanha wanha dhoondti he tabhi usse dipika ka phone aaat hai

Swati- han tujhe milgaye wo lag .

Dipika- chup chap ye bargad ke ped ke paas aaja .

Swati- kyya hua

Dipika- aaana pehel..

Swati phir ghoom ke bargad ke ped ke pass ajati hai.

Swati- kya hua

Dipika- wanha dekh .!!!

Swati- kya dekhun…………………. Ye dono

Dipika- yanha pe inka make out chal raha hai isiliye phone nahini utha rahe hai.

Swati- chal yanha se –

Dipika- rook na maja aayega ..

Swati – tu unhe bool arahi hai ya maine chalun

Dipika- ok ok baba

Dipika- -“oye namuno agar tumhar ho gya ho toh group ke pass bhi aajao kya ek doosre ke jaan leke hi manoge “

Dono hadbad ke uth jate haien ..

Dono”aare ham toh .wo”

Dipika- han han explanation ki jaroorat nahin hai .thats your personal life but yanah pe as a friend aaye haine to group ke sath time spend karo.baad maine akele aajana yanha pe ..

Lucy- baki sab kanha hai.

Sooraj – oye sun dipika- kisi ko batna mat ..

Dipika- ok ,but ismaien chupan ki kya baat hai

Sooraj – ham sure nahini hai ki ye attraction hai ya love .

Dipika- its ok but swati bhi tumhe dekh liya hai ab uski guarantee maine nahhini de sakti .

Sooraj- kya swati ne dekh liya hai..

Lucy- han toh usmainekonsa baat hai . don’t worry maine swati se baat kar loongi.

Sooraj- par tum samajh nahi rahi ho

Lucy – aare baba maine kaha na maine sambhal loongi.

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aafreen update hai bhai

 

[Nevil singh]

Update No 14
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Dipika- its ok but swati bhi tumhe dekh liya hai ab uski guarantee maine nahhini de sakti .

Sooraj- kya swati ne dekh liya hai..

Lucy- han toh usmainekonsa baat hai . don’t worry maine swati se baat kar loongi.

Sooraj- par tum samajh nahi rahi ho

Lucy – aare baba maine kaha na maine sambhal loongi.
Ab aage
Phir sab niche aaajate haine aur snacks bagera jo leke aaye the usse khatam karke thoda ghoom ke wapas aajate haien ..but ab wapasi ke time sirf swati hi chup bethithi baki sab baten kar rAhe the.

Ussi raat ko aise sooraj ,RB,aur Vicky sath maine bethe the .aaj bohat din baad RB un sab ke stah beth ke gappe lada raha tha barna wo bhi kabhi kabhar hi baat karta tha .aur jad atar Vicky se hi baat karta tha .

Vicky- aare bhai aaj sooraj jaroor koi doosri disha se uga tha .

RB- wo kyun bhala .

Sooraj- aare kuch nahini aaj swati ne isko dipika ke sath ghumne nahini diya na to ye pagal ho gaya hai aur kuch bhi bak raha hai.

Vicky- acha maine pagal ho gaya hun aur tu sala hawashi kanhi ka tere bare maine bolun.

RB- ab isne kya kiya ?

Vicky- maharaj lucy ke sath make out kar rahe the ..

RB- ohh caha ..

Vicky –kya ohh.. acha aabe maine to bhul gaya tu sala iss se vi bada pagal hai.

RB- tujhe kisne dipika ne bataya .

Vicky- koi kyun batayega.sir kiss to karliye par lipstick ke mark bina hataye hi aa gaye .

RB- chal bhai tera bhi ghar bas gaya .iss se toh kuch waise bhi nahini hone wala.

Vicky- chal chal baten mat kar teri tarha nahini ki ladki se darke ……

RB- vikcy………..

Vicky- thik he nahini bataunga but aage se ungli mat karna ..

RB- ok ..

Sooraj- ye konsi baat kis ladki se dar ta hai ye .. han ladki se yaad aaya aabe sale tu aaj bada chipak raha tha barsha se sceen kya hai be ?

Vicky- haan be mujhe bhi yaad aaya sala lag raha tha jaise gond se chipka diya hai koi.

Pehle kabhi to kisi se baat nahini karta tha ..tune to dipika se bhi baat nahini kar raha hai.

RB- nahini yaar aisa kuch nahini hai bas usne dosti karne ko kah atoh maine dosti kar diya.

Vicky- wah bhai wah usne kaha aur tune kar diya .. han ye sala sooraj ke sangat ka asar hai.

Sooraj- han to acha hai na bhai ka bhi ghar bas jayega …

RB- aare kuch nahinihai aisa bas wo meri dost hai bas .

Vicky- maine wo nahini jaanta agar tu usse baat karega to phir dipika se bhi ache se baat karega .

RB- acha baba thik hai.

Wanhi doosre aur aaj se barsha abhi hostel maine rehne aagayee thi .. to sab milke uska saaman set karte hai aur phir charo dost beth kai baten karne lagte hai..

Lucy- aaj bohat maja aaya .. hai na ?

Swati- han han aayega kyun nahini madam jo julgle maine mangal kar rahe the ?

Barsha- jungle nhaini be hill top bol.

Dipika- tu toh bol hi mat tu khud kya kar rahi thi usse bol rahi hai..

Barsha- maine kya kar rahi thi.

Swati –haan haan bilkool bhi pata nahini kya kar rahi thi aaj uss bhongu se to mast batein kar rahi thi ..

Barsha – kon bhongu be ..

Swati- RB

Barsha –aare tum log usse hamesh aisa kyun bolte ho acha ladka hai..

Dipika- aare swati tu isse kuch bol hi mat madam ke sar pe bhongu ka jadu chal gaya hai jo madam bhongu ke khilaf ek word bhi nahini sun rahi hai.

Barsha- sun tune ek baar bhi usse bhongu bola na phir ..

Swati- dipika bas jane de uss baat ko .aur barsha tu kya serious hai kya RB ke liye ..?

Barsha- nahini yaar maine uske sath aisa kuch seen nahini hai .par wo hamara dost hai aur upar sa acha ladka hai ..han kisi se baat nahini karta hamare group maine par pata nahini mujhe lagta uska koi problem hai isiliye .mere sath bhi pehele bat nahini kar raha tha avoid kar rah tha but baad maine ache se baat karne laga aur sorry bhi bola mujhe ..

Dipika- kyun shock pe shock de rahi hai.

Barsha- dekh maine jo mehsoos kiya wo bol diya bas aage tum dono ko jaise thik lage ..

Lucy –oye chodo wo baat ko ..koi doosra topic pe baat karo .

Dipika- han toh thik hai tere topic pe aate hai. tera kya chal rah hai sceen .

Lucy- sure nahini hun dekhte hai aage kya hota hai.

Swati- matlab interested hai tu .

Lucy- haan .

Dipika- aur sooraj?

Lucy –wo bhi par abhi ham sure nahini hai ki relation maine jana hai ya nahini ..

Dipika- aur barsha ki cousin?

Lucy- uska aur mera koi sceen hi nahin ban raha hai…barsha bura mat samajhna tera cousin thoda jada hi akdu hai..

Barsha – haan han bolegi ab tu kyun ki naya wal ajo mil gaya hai .barna mere piche padi rehti thi .Ab bohat ho gya chalo sone chaletE hai .bohat neend aarahi hai.

Dipika- ok ,sun light off karde plz aur thoda paani le aa fridge se ..

Lucy- chal khud pani le ke aa .aur light bhi khud band karna .

Dipika- thik hai meri maa ..


Next day In college :-


Sooraj- kya pakau teacher hai be ?

Vicky- aabe arts maine dekha hai kitne hot hot teacher hai par hamare scienc e walon kit oh kismet hi khoti hai din bhar sala ye khadoos teacher ki face dekho aur bak bak suno aur rat bhar assignment likho .

RB- oye chup chap bethjao mere baap .agar najar padgayee na toh ache L* lag jayenge kyun ki yehi teacher hi hamara practical bhi karayega

Sooraj- kya yaar kya naseeb paya hai hum logon ne pehle se hi isse jhella nahini jaa rah hai upar se har week ab iska chehera 6 ghante dekhne padenge

Isi bich period khatam ho jaati hai aur sab ka jaanmaine jaan aati hai . next class environment ka tha aur uske baad practical jo aaj se suru hone wali thi . sab class bunk karne ka plan karte hain . Vicky girls group ko bhi messag e kar det ahink aake canteen maine milne ko .

Sooraj- aare kab se bethe hain hum yaar yanha pe abhi tak ye log aaye nahini .

Vicky- aare bhai itna dur hai uber ka wait kar rahe honge

Dipika- oh oh oh chalo ab to log batein bhi banana aur taane maarna bhi sikh gaye hain .

Vikcy- aare mein ..mein mein nahini mein kanha kuch bol rah thaw o to RB bol raha tha .

Dipika- kam se kam jhoot bolna to sikhle ya sab kuch mujhe hi sikhana padega …..

Vicky- matlab ??

Dipika- kuch nahini buddhu, maine bol rahi thi kam se kam sooraj ka naam bol deta jo kabhi baat hi nahini karta to bol rah hai wo punch line marega .

RB- aur nahini to kya , maine kya tere(vicky) jaisa budhu hun ki jo ladki aake saamne se hint de rahi ho aur maine samjh na paun aur stupid question karun ki matlabkya hai ?

Dipika- kya ky atum RB hi hona

RB- han toh koi shaq hai kya aare bohat kharch padega DNA test karane ke liye tof filhaal ye I’D card hi dekh ke conform kar loo .

Lucy- aaj naste maien kya khaliya tha tumne , aaj to bade khus dikh rahe ho .

RB- aare hum toh hamesh a khus hote hai par kya Karen log party maang lenge isiliye sad face ban ke rakhte hain .kam se kam attention toh milegi .

Dipika- aare ye kuch jada ho rah hai itna shock ek dinmaine maine bardast nahinikar paungi .

RB- ok main chup ho jaat hun agar galti se bhi aap ko kuch ho gaya koi mera jaan lelga yanha pe !

Dipika- sach, maine yaar kya hua hai batao tum pehel toh hammain ese kisi se baat nahini kar rahi thi .

RB- wo kya hai na madam pehele sirf friend the ab jab aage rista banna wal hai toh socha kyun na pehele se hi jaan pehchan kara len ache se .

Dipika- kanha ka rista ,abhitak final nahini hua .

RB- mujhe kya tum vicky samjh liya hai kya itn abhi na jaan sakun .

Barsha – maine tumhe pehle hi bol rahi thi my friend bohat hi cute hai tum sirf aise hi usse bura valla bol rahe the

Swati- itna cute hai toh chupake rakh na phir .

RB- practical ka time hone wala hai chal te hain

Vicky- aare par abhi to time hai .

RB- mujhe kuch kaam hai wanhi se jaaunga direct .

Vicky- ruk maine bhi chhalta hun tujh se kuch baat karni hai .

Dipika- isse phir kya hu abhi toh ach abhala tha ..itna mood swing toh hum ladkiyan ko bhi nahini hota .

Barsha- aare kuch nahini re kuch kaam hoga usse tum log na hamesha uske bare maine bura vaal sochti ho.

Wanhi doosri aur –

Vicky- thank you bhai .

RB- chal na ab thank you kis liye .

Vicky- tune meri baat maan ke dipika se baat kar li .

RB- haan wo toh karna hi tha aakhirkaar bhavi jo hai apni.

Vicky- kanha be ,abhi tak ussne haan nahini kiya .

RB- karegi bhi nahini .

Vicky- matlab .wo intretsed nahini hai

RB- na nahini hai aabe chutiye samjah nahini aa rah hai kya tujhe wo interested hai par abhi nahini bolegi wo bas tujhe thoda pareshan kar rahi hai

Vicky- wo ab samjha ..

RB- tu bol to kuch help kar sakta hun ki wo haan bol de .

Vikcy- nahini yaar .. uss maine maja na ayega .jab wo khud aake bolegi usmaine alag hi maj hogi .waise bhi mujhe aisa hi acha lag raha hai .par bhai tune ek kaam thik nahini kiya .

RB- konsa kaam be

Vicky- tu abhi bhi swati ko avoid kar raha hai ..sirf ek chutiye reason ke liye .

RB- aare naare mujhe na sach maine kaam tha

Vicky – han aur pichle 10 min se ham enhi pe baat kar rahe haine par t une abhi tak kanhi jaane ki baat bhi nahini ki .matlab tu saaf usse avoid karne hi wanha se uth aaya .

RB – plz bhai pat nahini maine kosis toh karta hun par ajeeb si ghabrahat hhoti hai usse dekhte hi .to maine nahini chahat uske samne jada aau .plz bhai force mat karna.

Vicky- thik hai jaise teri marji par wo apni bhi friend hai yaar usse bhi bura lagega na tu usse avoid kar raha hai .

RB- thik hai bhai aage se try jaroor karoonga .filhaal toh Lab ke taraf chal .

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