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maa aur mai hum dono raat me so gaye. subah bhi pahle mera nind khula. jab saamne dekha to maa sukoon se so rahi thi. maa ko aise sota dekh bahut achha lag raha tha. mai fir dheere se utha aur ekdum dheere dheere chupke chupke sidha kitchen gaya aur ekdum shanti se maa ke liye chay banaya.
jab thoda der aur hua aur maa ka nind jaise hi khula mai chay lekar maa ke saamne aa gaya.
maa chay dekhte hi khush ho gayi aur boli-kal to tumko science ke badle commerce lena tha isliye maska laga raha tha aaj kya baat hai. kuch paise chahiye kya.
mai bola-maa pahle tum chay piyo mai aata hoon fir batata hoon ye bolkar mai kamre se nikla aur dusre kamre me jakar jamin pe chatayi bicha diya.
jab fir se maa ke pass aaya to dekha maa chay pi rahi thi..
maa boli-batao kya baat hai.
mai bola-maa bahar wale room me chatayi bicha diya hai chay pikar chalo exercise karne.
maa boli-tum jakar karo exercise mai aati hoon.
mai bola-maa mujhe exercise nahi karna hai tumko karna hai. bhool gayi doctor kya boli thi. doctor boli hai regular exercise karne.
maa boli-arey exercise jawan log karte hai, ab is umra me mai exercise karungi to achha nahi lagega.
mai bola- maa tumhara itna bhi umra nahi hua hai jitna bol rahi ho. muskil se 40 saal hua hai.
maa haske boli-40 nahi 44 saal samjhe.
mai bola-to kya hua dikhti to 40 se kam ki ho. exercise karo 30 ki dikhne lagogi.
maa mujhe thappad dikhate hue boli-bahut badmashi badh raha hai tumhara.
mai bola-maa wo sab chodo chalo exercise karne.
maa maan nahi rahi thi lekin mai unko mana hi liya.
maa boli-nahi manega to chalo aur fir hum dono dusre kamre me aa gaye.
maa boli-bolo kya krna hai.
mai bola-kuch nahi ekdum asasn asan exercise karenge.
sabse pahle stretch karenge. dono haath ko aise dheere dheere upar le jana hai aisa bol kar mai maa ko stretch karke dikhaya.
mai bola-maa ab tumhari baari.
maa bhi dheere dheere dono haath upar le gayi lekin maa upar dekhne ke badle mujhe dekh rahi thi.
mai bola-mere taraf nahi dekhna hai upar dekhna hai upar ye bolkar unka chehra pyaar se upar kar diya.
maa muskurane lagi fir maa aise hi 5 baar stretch ki.
mai bola left right me stretch karenge thik hai. pahle baaye fir daye.
maa fir se apna dono haath sidha karke baaye taraf jhukne lagi lekin fir maa mere tarfa hi dekh rahi thi.
mai bola-maa mujhe nahi apne haath ko dekhna hai aur mai maa ka chehra ghuma diya.
maa aise bhi 5 baar stretch ki. mai bola-ab thoda haard thik hai.
mai haan aise hi. ab aise baye daye ghumna hai thik hai haath aise hi landhe ke barabar rakhkar.
maa boli-haath dard karne laga hai.
mai bola-mai hoon na mai madad karunga.
ye bolkar mai maa ke piche khada hua aur pyaar se maa ke hath ko sahara dekar maa ko exercise karane laga.
maa muskurate hue khushi khushi exercise karne lagi.
mai bola-dekha kitna aasan hai. daily aadhe ghante karna hai.
maa boli-thik hai kar lungi lekin tu daily meri madad karega. aisa nahi ki do teen ke baad bolna tum khud se karlo.
mai bola-arey meri pyaari maa chinta kyun karti ho. mai hi daily chay pilaunga daily exercise karwaunga.
ab chalo aaj ka exercise khatm.
maa fir nahane chali gayi. tab mujhe yaad aaya ki maine bathroom ka ched to bhara hi nahi hai. kahi wo harami uncle fir se jhakne na pahuch jaye isliye mai ghar ke piche ek baar jakar dekh aaya to wahan koi nahi tha. mai socha wo ched bhar deta hoon taki koi taak jhak na kar sake tabhi mere dimag me ek idea aaya.
mai socha-wo bathroom ka ched to mai bhar hi dunga lekin pahle is harami auncle ko thoda sabak sikhaunga.
aur mai ghar ke andar aa gaya. maa nahane ke baad khana banane chali gayi. mai maa ki madad karne kitchen me gaya to maa boli-abhi kitchen me koi kaam nahi hai jakar aaram karo.
mai thoda der maa se baat kiya fir kamre me jakar komal aur uski maa ke baare me sochne laga. akhir mujhe us doctor ke baare me bhi thoda pata karna tha jiske pass komal apne maa ko le jati hai.
yahi sab sochne ke baad jab mujhe koi aur kaam nahi bacha tab mai apne ghar ke darwaje pe gaya to dekha mera padosi auncle apne darwaje pe bhatak raha tha.
mai turant usko bola-kya hua auncle mummy se kuch kaam tha kya wo to nahane gayi hai.
mera baat sunte hi mai dekha saale ke ankh me chamak aa gaya.
wo bola-nahi nahi mai to aise hi bas khada tha.
mai fir turant apne ghar me aaya aur fatak se ek bottle pani pikar bathroom me ghus gaya. mai us ched se diwar ke dusre taraf dekhne laga. jaise mai dekha ki koi aaya hai . us aadmi ke paint se hi mai pahhan gaya ye pados wala hi hai.
mai dekh wo dheere dheere thoda jhuk raha tha matlab wo ab ched se dekhega.
mai to taiyar hi tha. mai turant apna paint khola aur lund us ched pe lagakar mootne laga. wo aadmi jaise hi jhuka uske mooh pe ankh pe thoda thoda karke mera pesab ka dhar laga.
wo addmi thoo thoo pfff pffff karke apna mooh saaf karte hue gaali diya saale harami...
mai bhi kam nahi tha mai bhi andar se hi bola-madarchod aaj pesab pilaye hai dobara aaya na to guuu bhi khilayenge.
wo to udhar se chala gaya. mai pahle us ched pe paani mara fir cardboard mod ke us ched me daal kar fevikol se pack kar diya.
mai aaj khush tha ki sala achha hua uske saath. bada hoshiyar aur masoom bana firta hai mohalle me. dobara mujhse ankh nahi mila payega.
mai fir kamre me aaya TV dekha fir hum maa ke saath khana khaye aur dono din me so gaye.
maa aur mai hum dono raat me so gaye. subah bhi pahle mera nind khula. jab saamne dekha to maa sukoon se so rahi thi. maa ko aise sota dekh bahut achha lag raha tha. mai fir dheere se utha aur ekdum dheere dheere chupke chupke sidha kitchen gaya aur ekdum shanti se maa ke liye chay banaya.
jab thoda der aur hua aur maa ka nind jaise hi khula mai chay lekar maa ke saamne aa gaya.
maa chay dekhte hi khush ho gayi aur boli-kal to tumko science ke badle commerce lena tha isliye maska laga raha tha aaj kya baat hai. kuch paise chahiye kya.
mai bola-maa pahle tum chay piyo mai aata hoon fir batata hoon ye bolkar mai kamre se nikla aur dusre kamre me jakar jamin pe chatayi bicha diya.
jab fir se maa ke pass aaya to dekha maa chay pi rahi thi..
maa boli-batao kya baat hai.
mai bola-maa bahar wale room me chatayi bicha diya hai chay pikar chalo exercise karne.
maa boli-tum jakar karo exercise mai aati hoon.
mai bola-maa mujhe exercise nahi karna hai tumko karna hai. bhool gayi doctor kya boli thi. doctor boli hai regular exercise karne.
maa boli-arey exercise jawan log karte hai, ab is umra me mai exercise karungi to achha nahi lagega.
mai bola- maa tumhara itna bhi umra nahi hua hai jitna bol rahi ho. muskil se 40 saal hua hai.
maa haske boli-40 nahi 44 saal samjhe.
mai bola-to kya hua dikhti to 40 se kam ki ho. exercise karo 30 ki dikhne lagogi.
maa mujhe thappad dikhate hue boli-bahut badmashi badh raha hai tumhara.
mai bola-maa wo sab chodo chalo exercise karne.
maa maan nahi rahi thi lekin mai unko mana hi liya.
maa boli-nahi manega to chalo aur fir hum dono dusre kamre me aa gaye.
maa boli-bolo kya krna hai.
mai bola-kuch nahi ekdum asasn asan exercise karenge.
sabse pahle stretch karenge. dono haath ko aise dheere dheere upar le jana hai aisa bol kar mai maa ko stretch karke dikhaya.
mai bola-maa ab tumhari baari.
maa bhi dheere dheere dono haath upar le gayi lekin maa upar dekhne ke badle mujhe dekh rahi thi.
mai bola-mere taraf nahi dekhna hai upar dekhna hai upar ye bolkar unka chehra pyaar se upar kar diya.
maa muskurane lagi fir maa aise hi 5 baar stretch ki.
mai bola left right me stretch karenge thik hai. pahle baaye fir daye.
maa fir se apna dono haath sidha karke baaye taraf jhukne lagi lekin fir maa mere tarfa hi dekh rahi thi.
mai bola-maa mujhe nahi apne haath ko dekhna hai aur mai maa ka chehra ghuma diya.
maa aise bhi 5 baar stretch ki. mai bola-ab thoda haard thik hai.
mai haan aise hi. ab aise baye daye ghumna hai thik hai haath aise hi landhe ke barabar rakhkar.
maa boli-haath dard karne laga hai.
mai bola-mai hoon na mai madad karunga.
ye bolkar mai maa ke piche khada hua aur pyaar se maa ke hath ko sahara dekar maa ko exercise karane laga.
maa muskurate hue khushi khushi exercise karne lagi.
mai bola-dekha kitna aasan hai. daily aadhe ghante karna hai.
maa boli-thik hai kar lungi lekin tu daily meri madad karega. aisa nahi ki do teen ke baad bolna tum khud se karlo.
mai bola-arey meri pyaari maa chinta kyun karti ho. mai hi daily chay pilaunga daily exercise karwaunga.
ab chalo aaj ka exercise khatm.
maa fir nahane chali gayi. tab mujhe yaad aaya ki maine bathroom ka ched to bhara hi nahi hai. kahi wo harami uncle fir se jhakne na pahuch jaye isliye mai ghar ke piche ek baar jakar dekh aaya to wahan koi nahi tha. mai socha wo ched bhar deta hoon taki koi taak jhak na kar sake tabhi mere dimag me ek idea aaya.
mai socha-wo bathroom ka ched to mai bhar hi dunga lekin pahle is harami auncle ko thoda sabak sikhaunga.
aur mai ghar ke andar aa gaya. maa nahane ke baad khana banane chali gayi. mai maa ki madad karne kitchen me gaya to maa boli-abhi kitchen me koi kaam nahi hai jakar aaram karo.
mai thoda der maa se baat kiya fir kamre me jakar komal aur uski maa ke baare me sochne laga. akhir mujhe us doctor ke baare me bhi thoda pata karna tha jiske pass komal apne maa ko le jati hai.
yahi sab sochne ke baad jab mujhe koi aur kaam nahi bacha tab mai apne ghar ke darwaje pe gaya to dekha mera padosi auncle apne darwaje pe bhatak raha tha.
mai turant usko bola-kya hua auncle mummy se kuch kaam tha kya wo to nahane gayi hai.
mera baat sunte hi mai dekha saale ke ankh me chamak aa gaya.
wo bola-nahi nahi mai to aise hi bas khada tha.
mai fir turant apne ghar me aaya aur fatak se ek bottle pani pikar bathroom me ghus gaya. mai us ched se diwar ke dusre taraf dekhne laga. jaise mai dekha ki koi aaya hai . us aadmi ke paint se hi mai pahhan gaya ye pados wala hi hai.
mai dekh wo dheere dheere thoda jhuk raha tha matlab wo ab ched se dekhega.
mai to taiyar hi tha. mai turant apna paint khola aur lund us ched pe lagakar mootne laga. wo aadmi jaise hi jhuka uske mooh pe ankh pe thoda thoda karke mera pesab ka dhar laga.
wo addmi thoo thoo pfff pffff karke apna mooh saaf karte hue gaali diya saale harami...
mai bhi kam nahi tha mai bhi andar se hi bola-madarchod aaj pesab pilaye hai dobara aaya na to guuu bhi khilayenge.
wo to udhar se chala gaya. mai pahle us ched pe paani mara fir cardboard mod ke us ched me daal kar fevikol se pack kar diya.
mai aaj khush tha ki sala achha hua uske saath. bada hoshiyar aur masoom bana firta hai mohalle me. dobara mujhse ankh nahi mila payega.
mai fir kamre me aaya TV dekha fir hum maa ke saath khana khaye aur dono din me so gaye.