Update-82(Done)
Ye bolke maine Anjana ko call kiya.....
Main-Yo Darling how are you...?
Anjana-Kya tumne mujhe just abhi darling kahaa...
Main-No NOT at all.. I don't know what you are talking about...
Anjana-Never mind bolo... Pakad liya uss ladki ko...
Main-Yep and Jaane Bhi diya...
Anjan-what...? Why...?
Main-Why...? Usase tumhe matlab nahi hona caahiye I made my decision and I made sure woh tumlog ko kabhi pareshan nahi karegi toh behtar hoga tumlog bhi usse pareshan naa karo warna main pareshan hojaaunga or agar main pareshan hua toh fir tum sab pareshan hojaaoge... Isliye itani pareshani se bachne kaa tareeka yahi hai ki tum bhooljaao usko...
Anjan-Don't tell me AP tumhe Bollywood type pyaar wyaar hogaya hai usase...
Main-No... Ewwwww! Third grade hero samjha hai kya.. Ye suno usase mujhe kuch caahiye tha jo bahot kaam kaa hai usne mujhe woh diya or badle mein maine usse freedom di... That's it...
Anjan-See i dont care because ye maamla Kissi ko maalum nahi toh koi farak nahi padta tumhaara case tha tumne decision leliya I don't mind... But AP I want to make one thing clear here I don't work for you and you don't work for me I hate you you hate me we are quite the opposite here but still we both need each other so let's make an professional relationship here... You help me i help you..
Main-ok done... Jabtak tum mujhe maarne ki koshish nahi karti jabtak help caahiye call me... But only 1 case jo deal hui thi offer valid for next 6 months only...
Anja-sure.... And believe me i dont want to kill you...that's not who I am... Good bye AP...
Call disconnected...
Mera call cut hotey he Varsha kaa phone baja jo surely Anjana kaa tha Varsha ne usase baat ki or surprised rehgayi...
Varsha-How...? Kaise kartey ho ye sab tum...?
Main-Madam I am the face that runs the place I make rules here I break rules here then I recreate rules here... Just to break them again but If someone other then me breaks them I break the person responsible for breaking them....
Varsha-But System ye sab allow nahi karta like kissi criminal ko chhod dena...
Main-Darling i Run the system around here basically I am the System...
Meera-Whoaa Whoaa ye dialogue gajab tha sounded like a batman movie of some sorts...
Main-Haan but voice thodi or deep hoti toh better hota you know aise " i Run the system around here basically I am the System..." "
Meera - OH my god you are good...
Main-I know... You are actually my type... I like you...
Meera-Oh i see where that is going... But I hate dating... So good luck with that..
Main-You know there used to be a time main jo ladki caahta tha usko date kar leta tha you can say I was my lucky charm but pichle kuch time se jisko dekhta hun wahi panouti hai I lost my charm.. You know I lost my Mojo...
Meera-awww! That's so sad...
Ami-lol... Wasted...
Main-So varsha ji agar aap yahaan rukkana caahti hain toh theek hai main city tour deta aaplog ko... And uske baad dinner kar shaktey hain humlog...
Varsha-Thanks for the offer AP but we gotta go... Lekin Meera yahaan rukk rahi hai usse Tour de shaktey ho tum...
Main-Tum yahaan rukk rahi ho...? Kidhar..?
Meera-Kya matlab hai Kidhar ye mera hometown hai meri family hai idhar...
Main-seriously....?
Meera-Yep... I was born and raised here... Ab yahaan aai hun toh thoda time rukkjaati hun bahot time se chutti bhi nahi Lee hai or abhi workload bhi nahi hai utana... So I'll stay...
Main - Kahaan Par hai ghar tumhaara...?
Meera-Near City mall...
Main-Great kaise jaaogi wahaan...? Koi aaraha pick karne...
Meera-No main surprise dena caahti hun.. So cab lelungi main...
Varsha - Ok AP hum nikaltey hain it was nice working with you...
Main-Same here Varsha Thanks for all the help...
Varsha-Your welcome... See you soon AP...
Main-you will you will...
Ye bolke wohlog nikal gaye ab wahaan bache main Ami or Meera...
Main-Meera listen cab rehney do humlog drop kardenge tumhe...
Meera-Oh thank god... Kyunki mujhe ghanta nahi maalum tha yahaan se cab kaise karun...
Main-lol don't worry we got you... Let's go...
Ye bolke hum car k pass aae or Maserati dekh k uski aankhein khulli rehgayi....
Meera-Oh my goddd... Ye Tumhaari car hai...
Main-hell yeah...
Meera-oh my god this thing looks like a rocket ship...
Main-ohh belive me it is a rocket ship...
Main Or Ami aage baithey meera piche baithi... Car start ki maine...
Meera-I love this kitane ki hai ye...?
Main-3 crore shayad...
Meera-what the hell... 3 crore...
Main-don't over react... We are one of richest in North India so dont mind it...
Humlog baatein kartey hue Uske ghar takk pohanch gaye ghar kya bungalow he lagaalo Kaafi sahi ladki thi woh dil ki saaf humessa hansti Rehney waali... Innocent type.. Or wahaan pohanchney k baad Usne humein coffee k liye force kiya mana karne k baad or force kiya or hum haar gaye or gaadi se niche uttare...
Meera-come on...
Or humlog aage badhte usase pehle Lucky andar se bahaar nikala... Usne mujhe dekha...
Main-Chutiye tu yahaan kya kar raha hai..?
Meera-wait tumne mere bhai ko kya kahaa...?
Main-what the fuck.. Ye tumhaara bhai hai..?
Meera-ofcourse...
Main-ye Tumhaari family hai?...
Meera-Haan...
Main-ok Ami we gotta go...
Lucky-di...
Lucky lawda apni behen se Galle milla...
Meera-tum dono ek dusare ko jaantey ho...?
Lucky-ofcourse... Ache se... But aap isko kaise jaantey ho...
Meera-he is a friend from work...
Lucky-AP tune CBI k liye kaam karna kab start kiya...?
Main-Bitch CBI works for me...
Meera-liar they work with you... Side by side..
Main-so humlog nikaltey hain...
Meera-hey what about my coffee...
Main-no thanks...
Meera-lucky mera samaan andar rakho toh..
Lucky - Ji di...
Meera-what the hell...? Kya hua...?
Main-let me be honest here.. Your brother hates me your father hates me your mother hates me... Basically Tumhaari puri family mujhe passand nahi karti... And I hate them..
Meera-usme naya kya hai I also hate them...
Main-what...?
Meera-yeah.. Ye log keval power and paise mein belive kartey and I hate it so main yahaan kam he aati hun... I hate being a show off... But fir bhi family toh family hai...
Main-Sahi kahaa... I really like you.. But I will see you soon so bye... Waise kitane din rukkogi yahaan..
Meera-lets say 1 week... Baaki depend karta hai situation kya hai ghar mein...
Main-great...so sorry for today here take my no. Call me whenever you get bored and we'll be here...
Meera-Awww?! Thanks dude...
Main-bye...
Ami-Buhbye Meera.
Meera - bye..
Ye bolke humlog wahaan se nikal liye...
Ami-tu sachi mein isko flirt kar raha tha...
Main-nope...not at all but she is a good girl...
Ami-Agreed... So who are you dating nowadays...
Main-sadly No one...
Ami-that's bad...
Main-Apni kismat kharaab chal rahi hai iss part mein ladkiyon k maamle mein girlfriend toh durr ki baat hai flirt bhi nahi kiya hai kissi se...
Ami-Koi passand aai abtak...
Main-kuch khass nahi...
Ami-Toh Agar try he nahi karoge kuch karne kaa toh aise baithey baithey girlfriend nahi millegi...
Main-yep you are right... Let's see what can be done...
Uske baad humlog waapis ghar aae thoda chill kiya dinner time hua Puri family ikathaa hui or discussion hua ki aage se aisi koi bakchodi nahi hogi befaltu bahaar waalon ko trust nahi karna hai wagairaah wagairaah...
Continued....
jindagi me Jaha ek jamane ladkiyo ki kami nahi hoti thi wahi aaj jiske saath flirt ki koshish bhi karo to wo kahi na kahi se purane dushman ke chacha ke mama ke bhanje ke bua ke sale ki ladki nikalti hai 
Hii friends...
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