Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Badshah Khan]

Awesome update AP bhai
Keep posting
Dekhte hai princi ka kya result nikalta hai

 

[King]

Superb update bhai

 

[Killarking]

Update was awesome eagerly waiting for your next update

 

[~☆~ Innocent Aarya ~☆~]

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Update-133(CHANG)


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Canteen k baad main seedha ghar aaya dophar 2 baje or aatey he lunch karke sogaya.. Meri aankh mere phone k bajne se khulli...screen par "Private Number" likha hua tha mujhe maalum tha ye kon hai toh maine pick kiya...

Main - Bitch next time thoda jaldi call karna..i have been trying to get in contact with you jabse main Yamunanagar se aaya hun..

Saamne se Chang ki awaaj aai...

Chang-Next time please thode dhangke clue dena so I can know tum caahtey ho main contact karun tumhe..

Main-ye tera kaam Hai be to take care of me... Agar yahaan aaya hai toh dhyaan rakh mera.. Yaa toh aaya he kyun yahaan..?

Chang-You know I can't leave you alone...

Main-Listen crazy shit went down...

Chang-Talk to me..

Main-Kissi ne aisa substance dhund liya jo mere dimag ki gand maar rela hai..

Chang-wait meri Hindi utani bhi achi nahi hai jo ye Desi language samjh paaun main..

Main-ok dhang se sun..

Maine usko uss substance k baare mein bataaya then uske side effects k baare mein bataaya then Gautam ne jo deal di thi uske baare mein bataaya..

Chang-First of all this is bad very bad.. Secondly you are so dumb...why kill them..?unko chhod detey Atleast kuch information toh millti.... Konsa International gangsters they woh fir dhundletey unko...

Main-I had to prove my point..

Chang-kya point...??

Main- Yahi ki main criminals k sath koi deal nahi karta.. Jabtak main naa caahun.. Aise Kal ko ye khabar leak hojaati toh harr koi aise koi naa koi bahana dhundega fir jab usko thokana hoga tab bolega ye dedunga agar mujhe chhod dega toh.. Wagairaah wagairaah..

Chang- I mean ye possible nahi hai ki koi substance jo normally kissi par assar he nahi karta woh tumhe Jaan se he maar dey.. I mean it's not possible... So what if tum befaltu he uss substance k aage kamjor padd rahe ho.. What if tum apni body ko fight he naa karne derahe uss substance se..

Main - oh come on yaar itana chutiya naa hun main.. I tried my best.. Maine pura dum lagaa liya tha..

Chang-told you you are dumb.. Leave it woh meri concern nahi hai.. So tell me what do you want me to do..? You want me to kill him or her..?

Main-- ofcourse issi liye toh tere pass aaya hun I want you to catch them first then torture them or tabtak torture Kar jabtak woh bataa naa dey ki ye kya hai or kaise Banaa..? Then I want you to kill him or her..uske sath jo bhi hai un sabko maardey.. No evidence no witnesses no mercy.. Just pure Death and Destruction jiska tu Master hai.. .. I know tu bolega ki main khud karlun but nahi I am not feeling it.. Uppar se woh substance gand maardeta hai jab bhi close jaata hun main.. Uppar se Red John kaa tension then Exams... Isliye I want you to do it.. And that's a fucking order..

Chang- firstly yes I will kill them each and every one of them.. Without any mercy.. But for next time get your shit together.. I am here to look over you not fucking do your job for you..

Main-Haan Haan I know apne baap ko Matt seekha.. Remember there death should be brutal..

Chang-OK.. Take care..

Main--thanks...

Call disconnected...

Haash! Bc Ye substance ki problem toh solve hui.. Actually technically speaking hui nahi hai lekin Chang ko bola hai toh ho he jaaegi.. He is The Best at this..so consider it done..

I know I know kaafi questions hain aaplog k pass ki ye kon hai kya hai kyun hai kaise hai..?? Sabka jawaab bus yahi hai ki wait and watch.. Aage aage sab jawaab milenge.. Be patient..

Maine time dekha toh almost 9.30 baj gaye they...dinner time... Main nahaa dhoke niche aaya.. Toh dinner ki taiyaariyaan chal rahi thi kaafi time baad puri family available thi dinner k liye.. Main, Sam, Ravi, Mangal, Abeer, Rishi, Ami, Bhai And Babhi.. Meenu Khaana lagwaa rahi thi...

Meenu-kaka Kheer or mangwaadijiye..

Kaka-ji bitiya.. Kanta Kheer le aao..

Kanta-Ji kaka..

Kheer holy fuck kheer bani hai what the fuck aaj toh keval kheer he khaaunga or kuch nahi..
At last sablog aagaye dinning table par, Khaana lag gaya tha...

Deva-kaafi time baad sabko ek sath dekh raha hun.. Its great.. So how's everyone doing...

Abeer-I am doing great..

Mangal-Same...

Ami- Same..

Rishi-Same..

Ravi- badhiya line challi aarahi thi toh same bolna theek rehta but mera same nahi hai.. I mean hum 3no kaa he same jawaab nahi hai... exams aarahe hain or padh padh k dimag kharaab hogaya hai...

Mangal - Dimag kharaab hone k liye dimag hona bhi caahiye...

Sam-True..

Abeer-True..

Rishi- True...

Meenu-(hanske) tum sab bhi naa humessa kuch naa kuch kartey rehtey ho..

Ravi-Babhi ko kya hua.. Aise chup chaap kaise baithey ho..?

Babhi-Main wait kar rahi thi ki kab tum sabki comedy class over ho or main koi serious topic start karun... So sabka hogaya..

Sab - Yep..

Babhi-So tum teeno tumhe maalum nahi hai how happy i am to see you guys studying.. Tumlog bahot mehnat kar rahe ho.. I am proud of you...

Ravi-Thanks babhi.. Teeno millkar sab karletey hain.. You know we are one not three..

Babhi-But maine aaj kuch suna jo mujhe passand nahi aaya..

Sam-kya..?

Main-Yahi ki maine kissi ko maara college mein..

Ye sun babhi kaa munh khulla kaa khulla rehgaya...

Babhi-Haan but tereko kaise maalum main kya puchne waali hun..?


Main-oh come on babhi I am AP bhool kyun jaatey ho tum sablog.. I can read people..

Babhi- leave this.. Answer my question Shubham tumhaara dost hai I guess fir kyun maara usko..

Mangal-Ye Subham toh rohit kaa chella haina shayad...

Babhi - Bolo ab chup kyun ho.. Ravi tum bolo..?

Ravi-m. M. Mujhe kuch nahi maalum babhi main kya bolun..?

Babhi-Kyunki abhi 20 seconds pehle tumne bola tha ki tum 3 nahi 1 ho or jo kartey ho woh sath he kartey ho so jawaab do..

Ravi-woh toh waise he Mast lagraha tha dialogue toh boldiya.. Mera koi serious intention nahi tha.. Hum alag alag hain or ye akele ne Kiya...

Deva-hua kya..?

Main Mast Khaana khaane mein laga raha taaki babhi thodi shant hojaae...

Babhi-Ab bolega nahi.. Khaata he rahiyo..

Deva-Khaana toh khaane do usko.. Fir bataadega..

Babhi-fir ye room mein Bhaag jaaega..

Babhi kitane ache se jaanti hai mereko kyunki mera plan yahi tha..

Deva-AP bataadey warna hum mein se koi Khaana nahi khaa paaega... TV channel chalta he rahega..

Main Mast kheer mein laga tha baaki kuch touch bhi naa Kiya...


Abeer-bolega be..


Maine Khaana bich mein rouka apni spoon side mein rakhi..sabko ek najar dekha...

Babhi-Khaana khaatey khaatey bhi bata shakta Hai tu..

Main-nahi maine khaa liya.. Jawaab suno ab.. Actually hua ye ki mera mood bahot kharaab tha bahot jyaada or Subham bahot loud tha bahot jyaada, 3 baar samjhaaya bhi maine usko then at last usko maara maine single punch.. Uske baad usko apni mistake realise hui toh woh khud sorry bolke gaya wahaan se.. Toh I don't think isme meri galati koi nikaal shakta Hai...


Sam--I agree bilkul yahi hua tha..

Babhi-toh itana jorr se kyaa maarna jaruri tha raipta bhi toh maar shakta tha..

Main-bola toh mood kharaab tha...

Deva-ok ok uski galati thi woh samjh gaya baat khatam..

Babhi-Theek Khaana khaa ab..

Main-nahi ab topic suru kiya hai toh pura suno Khaana gaya bhaad mein....Maalum Hai Mera mood kyun kharaab tha..? Any guesses...?

Abeer-Nope tu bata...

Ab maine tone badali or thoda serious hua..

Main-Kyunki woh principal ko mujhse kuch problem hai or woh mera dimag khaaraha tha.. I don't know what the fuck is his problem lekin usko bahot panchayat hai.. Kyunki main kasam khaata hun maine usko kuch nahi kiya naa abhi naa past mein... So merese kya dikkat Hai ye mujhe samjh nhi aaraha.. Lekin day by day uska rona badhta jaaraha hai and I don't like that.. Agar maine usko kuch kiya hota toh I can understand.. Lekin jab maine uska kuch bigaada he nahi hai toh ye befaltu kaa chakkar meri samjh se bahaar hai..

Deva- he is just jealous of us.. All of us.. Tujhse personal kuch nahi hai..

Main-Still i dont like it i just don't.. Main usko theek kardunga baadmein bologe ye vip tha ye woh tha ye Samaaj sevi tha wagairaah wagairaah...

Deva - tu kuch Matt kariyo..

Main-toh aap karo kuch because I can't wait anymore.. I am fucking tired of this shit.. Or bahot problems hain mere pass solve karne k liye..

Deva-ok ok.. Main dekhlunga...


Continued...

Awesome update bro
New entry chang ka jo avi suspense carecter he.
Avi principle ko deva bhai sambhale ge ab or mja ayga.

 

[Naina]

Brilliant update AP sir.... great going

 

[AP 316]

Update-134(Exam-1)

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Main-ab milgaya jawaab...? Yaa or kuch baaki hai kissi k mind mein..? Main pura din ghar par tha toh khaane k time kya yaad aaya aapko meri kheer thandi hogayi...

Babhi-Soraha tha pura din tu.. Laa main garam kar laati hun..

Main-aap Khaana khaao main karlaata hun..

Meenu - aap dono he baitho or mujhe dedo ye main karwaa deti hun...

Main-awww! Meenu you are so sweet.. Tumhaare bina kya hota hum sabka...

Meenu-heheehee..

Meenu meri kheer garam karke le aai.. Or fir maine khatam ki.. Tabtak sab Khaana khaake uth chuke they or bahaar lawn mein tehel rahe they.. Main bahaar aaya Toh Bhai Rishi Mangal Ek side they or Ami Babhi Ravi Sam and Abeer ek side... Toh meri 8th sense ne bataaya ki bhai or Rishi hain matlab boring baat Kar rahe honge.. Isliye main dusri party k pass chala gaya Yaani sam wagairaah k pass..

Sam-Nahi humaare exams abhi nahi hain abhi re appear k hain keval..

Main-Yaani mere woh bhi Parson se.. Full week no gap..

Babhi-Taiyaar hai..

Main - hell yeah i am ready.. Bacha kucha Kal Sunday ko karlunga...

Babhi-Nice.. Thats great.. Nicki and Riti ne bataya mujhe kaafi mehnat kar rahe ho tumlog..

Main-Yep..

Babhi-by the way mujhe kal terrace par kaafi Cigarette milli finished.. Haweli k andar Kon peeraha hai...?

Main-Maine aane k baad dekha he nahi hai terrace kaisa dikhta hai..

Sam-Itana uppar Jaane se achaa bahaar jaake peeke aajao.. Lift takk naa Hai...

Abeer-Main or mangal.. Actually parson raat ki hain woh.. Ek client list par kuch kaam Kar rahe they main Rishi or Mangal uppar baithke.. So...

Babhi-ok ok..

Uske baad main waapis room mein aaya abhi utha tha toh nind aane waali thi nahi..so socha padhlun thodi derr isliye main room mein aaya apne... Mere piche piche he Abeer bhi aagaya room mein..

Main-Yo yo..

Abeer- kya haal chaal Janaab..?

Main - Sab badhiya..

Abeer-Ami nahi aayi yahaan..

Main-nahi...

Abeer-kahan hai...?

Main-Apne room mein hogi.. Chill maar rahi hogi...

Abeer- Chutiye Ami ko bukhar tha 3 din se.. Aaj thoda theek hui hai..

Main - Wait what...?

Abeer-Haan.. Tu ghar par tha fir bhi tune dhyaan naa diya..

Main-Sorry yaar exams mein busy Tha..


Abeer- You know yahaan aane k baad tune Ami k sath dhangse 10 Minute bhi spend nahi kiye hain... Usse lagta hai tu ignore kar raha hai usko..

Main-aisa nahi hai yaar..

Abeer-lag toh aisa he raha hai..Hum dono he hain uske jo hain.. Specially tu tujhe apni family maanti hai woh and still tu aise behave kar raha hai..

Main-yaar busy rehta hun naa..

Abeer-bhosdk bakchodi karne ko time hai tere pass gandu harkatein karne ko time hai tere pass.. Bc ek cigarette kam peele or woh time uske sath spend karle toh bhi khuss rahegi bechaari.. New place new people awkward hai uske liye ye sab.. Itana experience nahi hai uske pass logon se ghull milljaane kaa...

Main-Actually you are right.. Main karta hun baat usase... Sorry...

Abeer- dhyaan rakha Kar ye sab baatein..

Ye bolke Abeer wahaan se chala gaya.. Actually Abeer ki baat 100 takka sahi thi Ami or mera jo bond tha yahaan aane se pehle woh almost khatam hogaya tha.. Maine usse dusaron k bharose chhod diya... Issi liye thoda awkward behave kar rahi thi aajkal woh.. Chalo uska mood theek karke aata hun.. Maine books side rakhi khadda hua or side mein Ami k room kaa darwaja knock kiya...

Ami-come in..

Main andar aaya toh woh bed par baithi laptop mein kuch dekh rahi thi..

Ami-Hi boss..

Main-Hey Cutipie..

Main jaake uske side mein baitha..

Main-how are you feeling today..?

Ami-Fine now.... Thoda Fever hogi thi..

Main-hogaya tha boltey hain.. Khair nevermind.. Sorry Haan yaar mujhe pata bhi nahi chala ki tujhe bukhar hai.. I was busy as hell..

Ami - I know I know no problem.. Waise bhi Deepika Di or Meenu ne bahot khayaal rakha mera I am so happy to be a part of this family AP....

Main-I know.. So how's life here...??

Main bed par uppar pair karke comfortable hoke baith gaya.

Ami-life is good i am enjoying here.. Just getting used to everything..

Main-Cool cool.. How's Anjali and group..?

Ami-Anjali and guys are very good.. I love them so much.. They are the best..

Main-nice nice... Or kuch Khaas yahaan k baare mein...

Ami- tumhaare exams haina Parson padhna nahi hai...?

Main - ummm! Kaafi padh chuka main uski chinta naa karo... Tumhaare sath time spend karne aaya hun.. Kaafi time se humne baat bhi naa ki theek se...

Ami-Fir theek... Listen to this..

Usne laptop side mein rakha or lagi mujhe Bataane sabkuch uska daily routine kaise kaise log miltey hain usse.. Ami ek bache ki tarah thi jab baat suru karti toh bandh naa hoti... Agle 3 ghantey takk hum dono baatein kartey rahe ki at last woh thakk k so gayi.. Medicine le rakhi thi ussne warna puri raat bolti rehti.. Uske uppar kamball daalke main bahaar aaya.. 1 baj gaya tha... Room mein aake maine Books uthaai.. Jo padhne laayak dikha sab padh liya....or padhtey padhtey he kareeb subah 4 baje k aas pass main so gaya.. Next din Sunday tha toh kissi ne jagaaya nahi mujhe or main dopehar k 1 Baje utha....bc what the fuck.. Itana tired feel kar rhaa tha main ki firse so jaaun.. Lekin aisa kiya nahi maine or nahaa dhoke fresh hua.. And niche aaya... Sabka lunch bhi hogaya tha or Babhi Meenu Ami Sam or Ravi hall mein baithey they.. Baaki Sab apne apne kaam ko nikale they..

Babhi-Good Afternoon sir..

Main-Good afternoon..

Babhi-late night padhrahe they lagta hai...

Main-Actually early morning takk padh he raha tha... I guess 4 baje k aas pass soya tha.

Babhi-Great.. Kya lega..?

Main-Khaana.. I am HUNGRY AF.... Or bacha party tum dono kaa kya scene hai..?

Sam-I think ye semester bhi nikal he jaaega easily....

Ravi-Yep..abhi toh time hai humaare exams mein.. Tere kalse haina..

Main - Abe woh sab toh theek hai mera roll number wagairaah kaa kya scene hai.. Bina uske kaise exam dunga..


Ravi - online nikaal le College website se.. Or fir print nikaal le..

Maine pehle yahi kiya college ki website se Roll number nikaala or fir Rishi k room mein printer se print nikaal liya uska.. Kya mast photo lagaai thi bc log ne ekdum kadak..

So aaj kaa din tha bus woh bhi beet gaya next day subah 9 baje exam tha babhi ne mujhe 7 baje uthaaya ready hua Khaana waana khaaya babhi ne Dahi Shakkar khilaai..

Main Gaadi leke college k liye nikala.. Mera examination centre college k dusare block mein tha uske liye pura ghum ke piche se Jaana padda.. Humaare block se kaafi durr tha woh toh main seedha dusare gate se he chala gaya.. Gaadi park ki mobile wagairaah rakhe gaadi mein or roll number and Pen leke main andar aaya.. Andar bc jahaan sitting plan laga tha wahaan par full bheed lagi thi..maadarchod itane students fail hue they kya Physics mein.. What the fuck.. Ashish or Ajit bhi wahaan par he they.

Main - Tum log bhi ho..?

Ashish-Physics Maths and Environmental..

Ajit-Phy and maths only..

Main - Bhen k lawde EVS mein kon maadarchod fail hota hai...

Ashish - Absent tha be...

Main-jutha bc.. Aaj kaa kya scene hai..?

Ashish - Aaj kaa scene lagbhag lagbhag theek he hai.. Hojaana caahiye clear..

Main-konse room mein Hai tu..

Ashish-C408 4th floor.. Tera bhi udhar he hoga.. Apne batch waalon kaa wahin hai..

Main-Inko hata naa bc jaanta hai toh.. Aise kya maadarchod apne baap ki gand dekh rahe hain ye..

Tabhi Ashish ki woh cousin Sneha wahaan aai..hath mein apna roll number liye hue..

Ashish - Sneha ye le toh AP kaa bhi check karna..

Maine apna roll number sneha ko diya ladki thi toh aaram se aage gayi or dekh k aagayi..

Sneha-C408...

Main-nice.. Thanks..

Ashish - tera..?

Sneha-Same..

Ashish - Nice sabka ek he room hai.. Chalo fir..

Ashish ko bakchodi suntey hue Humlog apne room ki taraf chal diye...

Continued..

 

[AP 316]

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[Hunterrrr69]

Update-134(Exam-1)

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Main-ab milgaya jawaab...? Yaa or kuch baaki hai kissi k mind mein..? Main pura din ghar par tha toh khaane k time kya yaad aaya aapko meri kheer thandi hogayi...

Babhi-Soraha tha pura din tu.. Laa main garam kar laati hun..

Main-aap Khaana khaao main karlaata hun..

Meenu - aap dono he baitho or mujhe dedo ye main karwaa deti hun...

Main-awww! Meenu you are so sweet.. Tumhaare bina kya hota hum sabka...

Meenu-heheehee..

Meenu meri kheer garam karke le aai.. Or fir maine khatam ki.. Tabtak sab Khaana khaake uth chuke they or bahaar lawn mein tehel rahe they.. Main bahaar aaya Toh Bhai Rishi Mangal Ek side they or Ami Babhi Ravi Sam and Abeer ek side... Toh meri 8th sense ne bataaya ki bhai or Rishi hain matlab boring baat Kar rahe honge.. Isliye main dusri party k pass chala gaya Yaani sam wagairaah k pass..

Sam-Nahi humaare exams abhi nahi hain abhi re appear k hain keval..

Main-Yaani mere woh bhi Parson se.. Full week no gap..

Babhi-Taiyaar hai..

Main - hell yeah i am ready.. Bacha kucha Kal Sunday ko karlunga...

Babhi-Nice.. Thats great.. Nicki and Riti ne bataya mujhe kaafi mehnat kar rahe ho tumlog..

Main-Yep..

Babhi-by the way mujhe kal terrace par kaafi Cigarette milli finished.. Haweli k andar Kon peeraha hai...?

Main-Maine aane k baad dekha he nahi hai terrace kaisa dikhta hai..

Sam-Itana uppar Jaane se achaa bahaar jaake peeke aajao.. Lift takk naa Hai...

Abeer-Main or mangal.. Actually parson raat ki hain woh.. Ek client list par kuch kaam Kar rahe they main Rishi or Mangal uppar baithke.. So...

Babhi-ok ok..

Uske baad main waapis room mein aaya abhi utha tha toh nind aane waali thi nahi..so socha padhlun thodi derr isliye main room mein aaya apne... Mere piche piche he Abeer bhi aagaya room mein..

Main-Yo yo..

Abeer- kya haal chaal Janaab..?

Main - Sab badhiya..

Abeer-Ami nahi aayi yahaan..

Main-nahi...

Abeer-kahan hai...?

Main-Apne room mein hogi.. Chill maar rahi hogi...

Abeer- Chutiye Ami ko bukhar tha 3 din se.. Aaj thoda theek hui hai..

Main - Wait what...?

Abeer-Haan.. Tu ghar par tha fir bhi tune dhyaan naa diya..

Main-Sorry yaar exams mein busy Tha..


Abeer- You know yahaan aane k baad tune Ami k sath dhangse 10 Minute bhi spend nahi kiye hain... Usse lagta hai tu ignore kar raha hai usko..

Main-aisa nahi hai yaar..

Abeer-lag toh aisa he raha hai..Hum dono he hain uske jo hain.. Specially tu tujhe apni family maanti hai woh and still tu aise behave kar raha hai..

Main-yaar busy rehta hun naa..

Abeer-bhosdk bakchodi karne ko time hai tere pass gandu harkatein karne ko time hai tere pass.. Bc ek cigarette kam peele or woh time uske sath spend karle toh bhi khuss rahegi bechaari.. New place new people awkward hai uske liye ye sab.. Itana experience nahi hai uske pass logon se ghull milljaane kaa...

Main-Actually you are right.. Main karta hun baat usase... Sorry...

Abeer- dhyaan rakha Kar ye sab baatein..

Ye bolke Abeer wahaan se chala gaya.. Actually Abeer ki baat 100 takka sahi thi Ami or mera jo bond tha yahaan aane se pehle woh almost khatam hogaya tha.. Maine usse dusaron k bharose chhod diya... Issi liye thoda awkward behave kar rahi thi aajkal woh.. Chalo uska mood theek karke aata hun.. Maine books side rakhi khadda hua or side mein Ami k room kaa darwaja knock kiya...

Ami-come in..

Main andar aaya toh woh bed par baithi laptop mein kuch dekh rahi thi..

Ami-Hi boss..

Main-Hey Cutipie..

Main jaake uske side mein baitha..

Main-how are you feeling today..?

Ami-Fine now.... Thoda Fever hogi thi..

Main-hogaya tha boltey hain.. Khair nevermind.. Sorry Haan yaar mujhe pata bhi nahi chala ki tujhe bukhar hai.. I was busy as hell..

Ami - I know I know no problem.. Waise bhi Deepika Di or Meenu ne bahot khayaal rakha mera I am so happy to be a part of this family AP....

Main-I know.. So how's life here...??

Main bed par uppar pair karke comfortable hoke baith gaya.

Ami-life is good i am enjoying here.. Just getting used to everything..

Main-Cool cool.. How's Anjali and group..?

Ami-Anjali and guys are very good.. I love them so much.. They are the best..

Main-nice nice... Or kuch Khaas yahaan k baare mein...

Ami- tumhaare exams haina Parson padhna nahi hai...?

Main - ummm! Kaafi padh chuka main uski chinta naa karo... Tumhaare sath time spend karne aaya hun.. Kaafi time se humne baat bhi naa ki theek se...

Ami-Fir theek... Listen to this..

Usne laptop side mein rakha or lagi mujhe Bataane sabkuch uska daily routine kaise kaise log miltey hain usse.. Ami ek bache ki tarah thi jab baat suru karti toh bandh naa hoti... Agle 3 ghantey takk hum dono baatein kartey rahe ki at last woh thakk k so gayi.. Medicine le rakhi thi ussne warna puri raat bolti rehti.. Uske uppar kamball daalke main bahaar aaya.. 1 baj gaya tha... Room mein aake maine Books uthaai.. Jo padhne laayak dikha sab padh liya....or padhtey padhtey he kareeb subah 4 baje k aas pass main so gaya.. Next din Sunday tha toh kissi ne jagaaya nahi mujhe or main dopehar k 1 Baje utha....bc what the fuck.. Itana tired feel kar rhaa tha main ki firse so jaaun.. Lekin aisa kiya nahi maine or nahaa dhoke fresh hua.. And niche aaya... Sabka lunch bhi hogaya tha or Babhi Meenu Ami Sam or Ravi hall mein baithey they.. Baaki Sab apne apne kaam ko nikale they..

Babhi-Good Afternoon sir..

Main-Good afternoon..

Babhi-late night padhrahe they lagta hai...

Main-Actually early morning takk padh he raha tha... I guess 4 baje k aas pass soya tha.

Babhi-Great.. Kya lega..?

Main-Khaana.. I am HUNGRY AF.... Or bacha party tum dono kaa kya scene hai..?

Sam-I think ye semester bhi nikal he jaaega easily....

Ravi-Yep..abhi toh time hai humaare exams mein.. Tere kalse haina..

Main - Abe woh sab toh theek hai mera roll number wagairaah kaa kya scene hai.. Bina uske kaise exam dunga..


Ravi - online nikaal le College website se.. Or fir print nikaal le..

Maine pehle yahi kiya college ki website se Roll number nikaala or fir Rishi k room mein printer se print nikaal liya uska.. Kya mast photo lagaai thi bc log ne ekdum kadak..

So aaj kaa din tha bus woh bhi beet gaya next day subah 9 baje exam tha babhi ne mujhe 7 baje uthaaya ready hua Khaana waana khaaya babhi ne Dahi Shakkar khilaai..

Main Gaadi leke college k liye nikala.. Mera examination centre college k dusare block mein tha uske liye pura ghum ke piche se Jaana padda.. Humaare block se kaafi durr tha woh toh main seedha dusare gate se he chala gaya.. Gaadi park ki mobile wagairaah rakhe gaadi mein or roll number and Pen leke main andar aaya.. Andar bc jahaan sitting plan laga tha wahaan par full bheed lagi thi..maadarchod itane students fail hue they kya Physics mein.. What the fuck.. Ashish or Ajit bhi wahaan par he they.

Main - Tum log bhi ho..?

Ashish-Physics Maths and Environmental..

Ajit-Phy and maths only..

Main - Bhen k lawde EVS mein kon maadarchod fail hota hai...

Ashish - Absent tha be...

Main-jutha bc.. Aaj kaa kya scene hai..?

Ashish - Aaj kaa scene lagbhag lagbhag theek he hai.. Hojaana caahiye clear..

Main-konse room mein Hai tu..

Ashish-C408 4th floor.. Tera bhi udhar he hoga.. Apne batch waalon kaa wahin hai..

Main-Inko hata naa bc jaanta hai toh.. Aise kya maadarchod apne baap ki gand dekh rahe hain ye..

Tabhi Ashish ki woh cousin Sneha wahaan aai..hath mein apna roll number liye hue..

Ashish - Sneha ye le toh AP kaa bhi check karna..

Maine apna roll number sneha ko diya ladki thi toh aaram se aage gayi or dekh k aagayi..

Sneha-C408...

Main-nice.. Thanks..

Ashish - tera..?

Sneha-Same..

Ashish - Nice sabka ek he room hai.. Chalo fir..

Ashish ko bakchodi suntey hue Humlog apne room ki taraf chal diye...

Continued..

Finally exams started Kuch action Hoga jarur exam tym main kya AP bhai

 

[Shyam Singh]

All the best for exam. Waiting for next update

 

[Jutt Bro]

Superb update bro